#bilingual babes

[httpghostface]

my friends are trying to put me on to MF DOOM and he's cool but nothin else really

and yeah i just might, catch me being trilingual in this bitch

As ur cannon gamer bf I say let them put u on his music is actually kinda good...

[jennaaswife]

Enid: Guys... I think I'm bi.

Wednesday: Which one?

Enid: What do you mean?

Wednesday: Bipolar? Bilingual? Bisexual?

Enid: Oh, well—

Yoko: *Interrupts* I know! *Smirks and lowers her glasses* A bitch!

Wednesday: Careful, fruit bat. I'd hate to give you a taste of bisection.

Yoko: Huh? Bisec what—

Wednesday: Or perhaps I should introduce you to some bioluminescent plants I've been cultivating. The toxins are really interesting.

Yoko: W-Wait!

Wednesday: Or maybe a little binaural experiment? The sounds of screams can be so stimulating when heard in each ear, simultaneously. Then maybe you'd enjoy a demonstration in biopsychology—how the mind reacts under heavy stress.

Yoko: *Frowns* Wednesday!

Wednesday: Or perhaps a session of biting, slowly, until you're bisected limb by limb. Or maybe just a little binding so I can see you squirm.

Enid: Woah, woah, woah! Babe, calm down.

Yoko: Thank you—

Enid: *Ignores her and continues to talk to Wednesday* I am the only person you will bite and bind, are we clear here?

Yoko: *Sighs and pinches her nose* Oh God.

Wednesday: Crystal clear, Cara Mia. However, I'd only ever consider a little binding if it were bipartisan—equal effort from both parties, of course.

Enid: *Blushes* With pleasure, babycakes.

Wednesday: *Leans closer and murmurs* And you needn't worry, my love, I'd only use binaural sounds for you. You know... whispers in each ear, moa—

Yoko: *Interrupts* Y'all are so gross, stop it! And that's enough 'bi' words for today, or even forever. Jeez.

Wednesday: *Gives her a dead glance* Do you want to be bisected, Tanaka?

Yoko: *Groans* Okay, I'm out of here before I get dragged into whatever bi-disaster you two are planning.

Wednesday: Oh, believe me, our plans have nothing to do with bisexuality.

Yoko: Ugh! *Gets up* One lunch. One damn lunch, that's all I'm asking for *leaves*

Wednesday ignores her and she and Enid starts making out.

Eugene: *Sighs from the corner of the table as he watches them eating each other's faces* Right in front of my sandwitch. Again.

A/N: Saw this meme on Tiktok and decided to make it Wenclair. Got a little bit carried away.

[gravedigginbbydoll]

An Extra Step

Eddie Munson x Bilingual! GN Reader

AN: Heyo! So, I was randomly inspired to write this little blurb. I'm sorry for being AWOL so much, grad school has been kicking my ass. I promise to update my current WIPs as soon as I can. Anyways, this is based on myself being bilingual :) In the blue text is when the other language is spoken. I kept it vague and not specific so that other people who may be bilingual or have English as a second language could relate.

CW: mentions of food, mentions of family, mentions of childhood, no gender mentioned, pet names, kissing, emotional, fluffy

It started as a tiny thing, a little nudge from deep within. It was a warm summer day in Hawkins, you and Eddie relaxing in the trailer. Wayne had given you two your own trailer (right next to him, of course), and you had a jar on the table, coins and dollar bills stacked up in it, determined to get your own place one day together. Preferably a house or apartment, but that was a worry for later. You and Eddie were lounging about, you perched at the kitchen while Eddie was sprawled out on the sofa, attempting to cool off. You leaned against the counter, reading a postcard you’d received from a family member. You giggled at the message they wrote, peaking Eddie’s interest. He smiled, turning to you, sitting up a bit. 

“What’s so funny, babe?,” He asked, cocking his head in that golden retriever way, his eyes curious. 

You bit your lip, unsure how to explain. “Uh well… my cousin wrote me a postcard,” You explained, shrugging. 

Eddie walked over, looking over your shoulder at the note before he deflated a litte. “Oh. It’s not in English,” He stated, a bit disappointed. 

You nodded, biting your lip, thinking. You explained the joke briefly, giggling while doing so, but Eddie’s eyebrows furrowed and you felt your heart sink a bit. 

You never told Eddie, but sometimes you felt like you lost yourself little by little without your first language. Jokes translated incorrectly, you were unable to express certain things in English, and you felt like a part of yourself was dimmed. You wished Eddie could understand your family and even your own moments of frustration, when that little piece of you slipped out, only for him to look a bit confused.

You shook your head, smiling awkwardly, and putting up the letter. “Nevermind…It’s not as funny in English.” You put up the card, taking Eddie’s hand over to the couch. “C’mon. Let’s watch a movie.” 

Eddie could see the pain in your eyes when he didn’t understand your native tongue. He felt his heart squeeze each time, cursing himself for not learning it the moment he learned you had another piece to your puzzle. 

Which was what prompted the secret research. 

Fuck, Eddie had never even studied for school exams this hard. 

He started his search at the library, asking around and trying to see if there were any classes nearby. He learned there were some lessons and books around, though they had to be ordered and the meetings were three towns over. But anything to see you smile. 

Eddie poured over the books, kept a secret journal with all his notes from the clubs he attended (which truly were just people who spoke the language getting together to talk and exchange snacks, some of the older ladies pinching Eddie’s cheeks and smiling over at him.).

He knew you were suspicious, consistently glancing over at him confused when he would show up from the meeting late in the night, lying to say it was extra work hours. 

He poured over cassettes you had in your native tongue when you weren't home, learning the lyrics to your favorite songs. 

Hell, he even began trying to think in the language. (Easier said than done, he had no idea how you balanced the two)

But it was all worth it for that night. 

Eddie had taken the day off, gone to the international grocery store that was miles away, only to drive back, and begin prepping. He was making a meal he remembered you saying you missed, something near and dear to your heart and childhood. He knew it would take a bit of prep work and sweat, but Eddie was willing. 

He grinned to himself, heart swelling with pride. 

He couldn’t wait. 

When you walked through the door that night, you felt your heart stop. Familiar smells that you hadn’t smelled in years floated through the kitchen, your heart racing. You heard Eddie singing along softly in the kitchen, your native tongue clumsy on his lips, but making your heart swell, your eyes water a bit. 

“E-Eddie? What’s all this?,” You asked cautiously, eyebrows furrowed, eyes watering and blurring your vision. 

“It’s your favorite…I figured you deserved a treat!,” He replied…in your language. It was clumsy, the pronunciation not perfect. But your breath caught nonetheless. 

“You did all this…for me?,” You whispered, clutching tightly at your heart as tears rolled down your cheeks. 

Eddie smiled softly, walking over, softly running a finger under your chin to look up at him. “Of course. I love you,” He whispered back, his voice thick with emotion. 

Tears streamed down your face, vision blurred as you threw your arms around his neck, crying into his shoulder, your heart overflowing with emotions, your hands clutching at him. You whispered ‘I love you’ over and over, sobs racking your shoulders as Eddie held you, rubbing your back, kissing the top of your head. It meant the world to finally hear those words in your tongue and being able to whisper it back.

That night was filled with warm and full bellies, laughter and leading Eddie through pronunciation, learning of his secret little escapades (So that’s why he hadn’t been as hungry! Those little grandmas were stuffing him with food…) and showering Eddie with kisses. 

Never in your life had you felt so seen and loved. 

Eddie Munson was it for you.

[starpearlz]

general dating quackity headcanons <3

:] -> Quackity

Would use :3 and <3 as a joke in text but would soon do it in unironically

Tries to be really REALLY private about his relationship but their will probably be a slip up on stream or two

“— so yeah, I got these” he pushed the lollipop to the camera “I got these with my-” he caught himself “— with my friend..” he smiled sneakily.

“— STOP I’M STILL TRYING.” Hearing something fall in front of him seeing that you dropped your water bottle “sorry” you mouthed walking away “chat I think my house is haunted-“

Wouldn’t call you too many Spanish pet names but when he’s talking about you to him mom he calls you mi amor.

Idk I just feel like he would just call you babe.

Or something really short

SOSOSO many behind hugs

Just him cuddling into your neck hugging your waist

Your the first person to know about his big projects like the qsmp or merch

If your an artist he would soooo ask you to make his merch logo or the print

If not you’d be the first person to get his merch and have you help in the process like choosing colors and such

If your a streamer he would invite you first

If you’re bilingual he would think it would be so cool bc of you two being the only fluent bilinguals in the server

Sooooo many late night drives

Everyone knows Q loves to drive

So your the ultimate passenger princess

Would never let you drive (unless you need to)

I feel like Q drives whenever he needs to clear his head

So you being next to him just driving around with you next to him holding your hand

He’s in heaven

Maybe I’ll make more idk :)

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I do love clueless Eddie, but he probably is aware that he's not exactly straight. Like, he's probably made out with Jeff a few times. He's just not aware that there's a word for it. He likes men, and he likes women. He's always called himself a little bit gay though which is what he told Robin and Steve when he came out to them.

"Eddie, babe, you know there's a word for that. . .," Robin said.

"Yeah, I'm bisexual," Steve said.

"I think you mean bilingual. I didn't know you spoke more than one language," Eddie said.

"I mean, yeah, but also, no!" Steve exclaimed. "I speak more than one language, so yes, I'm bilingual. I like more than one gender so I'm bisexual."

"Oh! Oh, I am an idiot," Eddie said.

"You said it, not me," Robin said as she continued to paint Eddie's toenails neon pink.

"Robin!" Steve exclaimed.

"What? He literally said it," Robin said.

"I did say it, Steve," Eddie said.

"Oh, is Jeff alright with you telling us that you two used to make out?" Robin asked.

"Oh, yeah, he doesn't care," Eddie said, shrugging. "He's very proud of his kissing prowess."

"Yeah, I'm sure he's very good," Steve said rolling his eyes.

"He is. It's ridiculous the things that man can do with his mouth," Eddie said. "You won't find a better kisser than him."

Steve growled, grabbed a fistful of Eddie's hair, yanked his head back, and slammed his lips to Eddie's. Eddie moaned against his mouth, lifting his hand to curl his fingers into Steve’s hair as he deepened the kiss. Steve broke the kiss, breathing heavily.

"I stand corrected," Eddie said, gasping for breath.

"Steve! This was supposed to be girls' night!" Robin shrieked. "This is where we're supposed to talk about our crushes! Like, I talk about my crush on Vickie!"

"Oh, by the way, I have a crush on Eddie,' Steve said.

"And you didn't tell me this before. . .why?" Robin asked.

"We were all becoming friends, I didn't want to make things awkward," Steve shrugged.

Robin and Steve looked at Eddie expectantly, waiting for him to say something.

"Oh! Yeah! I've been crushing on Steve too," Eddie said, grinning wickedly. "Who, by the way, was totally jealous of how good a kisser I think Jeff is."

"Yeah, keep talking about that, and I might have to find out for myself," Steve said.

"Don't you dare!" Eddie scowled and squeezed his knee. "My boyfriend!"

"Excuse me, that is not how you ask my platonic soulmate to be your boyfriend, Munson," Robin said, waving her brush at him.

"Steve Harrington," Eddie said, taking his hand. "Will you do me the honor of becoming my boyfriend?"

"Yeah, you dork," Steve said, slapping his chest and kissing him.

"Better," Robin said, capping the nail polish.

"Okay, I said you could paint my nails whatever color you wanted as long as I could paint your nails whatever color I wanted," Eddie said, grinning as he grabbed the black nail polish. "Now, tell mummy and daddy all about your crush."

"Ew, never call yourself that," Robin laughed before launching into details about Vickie.

Steve smiled at the both of them, happy that they got along so well and that everything was sliding into place perfectly. Everyone figured out things at their own pace. As long as they got there, it didn't really matter how long it took as long as there was time left to spare. It all works out in the end.

[fandomsheadcannoms]

Branch Headcanons ~

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- Branch is bilingual, he knows many languages. It was one of the ways he passed the time while alone in his bunker.

- He is the biggest softie ever and he will deny it until the day he dies (unless he’s with Poppy, he’s an even bigger softie when around her, if that’s even possible, and there is no point in even trying to deny it)

- I know it’s canon, BUT I LOVE IT TOO MUCH, he kept every single letter and card Poppy ever gave him and he treasures every one of them, keeping them in tip top condition.

- Enjoys pretty much all genres, his brothers are absolutely determined to find one he doesn’t like

- My dude is the biggest insomniac. He grew up sleeping surrounded by his family, he can’t sleep without having someone with him (He eventually figures out the he sleeps way better when someone’s with him when Poppy starts sleeping over)

- He still a nervous about singing around other trolls, he gets worried that he’d forgotten how to after not singing for the longest time, but is always at ease when singing with Poppy

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Send in requests babes! I’ll try to remember to upload a intro post, it’ll say what I will and won’t do <3

[thatdeadaquarius]

Aquarius’s Genshin Impact... MASTERLIST?!

☕️ Tip me an iced coffee?! :O

* = IMPOSTER AU = NOT dark/yandere!

* = Art made by me for the post!

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Turn on the background music?

Chronological-ish, so CHECK NEAR THE BOTTOM SECTIONS FOR NEWER POSTS.

(sorry about reformatting again guys...)

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Your Birthday! (ft. cute platonic Bennett)

...Whatcha listenin’ to Player?

You’re a walking speaker (sounds from ur memories)

Latino! Reader, You're feeling a little homesick... (mostly Zhongli scenario!)

You introduce Teyvat to the lovely music of KPOP (check the reblogs!!)

You made your babes gifts! ALL Characters/PART 1 - Travelers/Dainsleif, Pyro, Electro, Anemo

^ PART 2, of the gifts!! ^

Childe reacts to his voice actor's song covers

O Aquarius, dead stars you are, what is my horoscope today?

Razor, best boy.

Bennett, ft. Razor (part 2-ish!)

Qiqi, best girl.

Headcanons of an Avatar AU (the fantasy movies)

TCG Genius Invokation... wait, they're your Favorite Card???

* Imposter! AU while parenting Razor (non-yandere/not-dark version)

* Possession AU! - you can still control your characters, but by possessing them! PART 1

* Possession AU! - PART 2

Neurodivergent!Reader, Ganyu my beloved!

* Strawberry Scarameow.

You're an Army Veteran and you brought the gun

Minecraft AU!! :D ⛏️

Costa Rican Reader spreads their culture <3

* Possession AU Fanfic, only AO3 (Ongoing)

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Language Shenanigans!

OG Blunt Language in Teyvat AU! Post :) (check the reblogs for that post for awesome add-ons from followers!)

Blunt Lang. AU! Colorful Cussing

Blunt Lang. AU! Vine Boom every time you speak (+sprinkle of bilingual)

Blunt Lang. AU! Actually you’re just having to learn Teyvatian lang. that’s why ur blunt

Blunt Lang. AU! with a dash of Neurodivergent! Reader, your trying to be flowery... it’s not working...

Blunt Lang. AU! You're a writer! ...well now it's an ancient artifact and a bestseller.

Some more Blunt Lang. AU! fun AND more blunt lang. AU! fun :0

Paimon being rude in Sumeru

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Audio Processing Disorder (Reader with APD) Shenanigans, (mostly Diluc scenario!)

Neurodivergent! Reader stims! ...and Teyvatians thought that was your language...

Neurodivergent! Reader is a child/different ages randomly ft. Non-native English speaker

Teyvat’s countries have the Simlish versions of Japanese, German, etc.

Your Native Language is holy... except you mostly cuss with it

Slang words don’t translate well... or texting lingo

Tumblr / 2023 Slang doesn’t translate well...

...Teyvat is trying to make your slang words translate...

You’ve yet to realize that Teyvat has multiple languages (looks at hieroglyphics) ...is this Loss. the oldest record of language... “sus”

You know sign language and help out a lost kid, Teyvat melts AQUARIUS got isekaied?! with my followers??!! (check the reblogs too!) Nobody wants to tell You (god) that you’ve mixed up some words... You’re really out here just speaking gibberish, ya trickster god

You sound like an Animal Crossing character to Teyvatians

Godly game of charades scenario

You give up translating and just start running around (encoded/cipher! post)

You're an Eldritch God of Teyvat... so ofc no one understand you (check the reblogs too!)

You know French. You use this power appropiately.

Reader only writes to talk!

You're multilingual! ...Alhaitham is outside your door.

You're Brazilian, Teyvat is calm about this.

Ancient tablets nice... oh god its a hurt/no comfort fic.

*Eldritch God Reader Fanfic (thanks for 1000+ followers!!)

^^ part 2 of the above, also an ao3 link!

Teyvat doesn't write novels, but you do lol

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SAGAU ALL POSTS

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche

Possession AU! ONLY

@justlostintheinternet / @assassinsnake101 / @sun-wokung

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Wanna join a taglist for something? Just message me:

" pspspspssss tag me (insert taglist here) !! "

Hmmm... I wonder what you'll get if you send an ask saying "aquarius, oh dead stars, what is my horoscope today?"...°.•☆•.°?

♡

Safe Travels,

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[whitemancumslut]

VACATION IN ITALY

summary Harry and Y/n take the girls on a vacation to Italy!

introduction

maeve_styles

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maevefan1 YOUR HAIR !! IM SO JEALOUS

ynfan1 RIGHT ITS SO UGH!!

maevefan2 ugh your style

sadiesink_ BABE!!

maeve_styles 😇❤️

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates Harry and his family have landed in Italy for a family vacation!😊🇮🇹

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harryfan1 OH MY GODDD

harryfan2 THE TOTE.

maevefan1 THIS EXPLAINS MAEVE’S POST!!

harryfan3 him and this clip own my heart

ynfan1 i agree

harryfan4 i agree as well

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates NEW! Harry seen on a yacht in Italy!

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harryfan1 UGH HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE MONEY

harryfan2 that’s my man

harryfan3 he’s such a dilf..

ynfan2 Oh, to be a nepo baby

harryfan4 this is too real

harryfan5 yes yes yes

ynfan3 why??

ynfan2 wym why? to be rich and go on yearly vacations like these

ynfan3 okay i agree

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates NEW! Dadrry taking a photo of his daughters in Italy!😭❤️

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harryfan1 HES SUCH A DAD OH MY GOD

harryfan2 this is the most dad thing i’ve ever seen him do

harryfan3 i couldn’t agree more

harryfan4 MY DADRRY CONTENT IS HAPPENING NOBODY MOVE

harryfan5 our dadrry content is going to overload

harryfan6 dadrry owns my heart

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates NEW! Harry and his family seen out in a restaurant in Italy!

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harryfan1 OKAYY FANCY

harryfan2 HE LOOKS SOOO GOOD😩😩😩

harryfan3 so obsessed with the hair

ynfan1 Italy fits them so well

ynfan2 I WAS SAYING THIS

ashleighstyless

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ashleighstyless leave it to us to have a photoshoot mid dinner. @/mirabellelee

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mirabellelee damn right

harryfan1 oh to be a twin

maeve_styles SO GORG !

maevefan1 my heart ☹️

maevefan2 wow my sisters don’t even speak to me

harryfan2 THIS IS SO CUTE

harryfan3 YOURE SO PRETTY!!!

ynfan1 AHH SO BEAUTIFUL WHATTT

ynfan2 IM SO JEALOUS I WANNA BE YOU SO BAD

mirabellelee

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mirabellelee 🇮🇹❤️

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ashleighstyless so hot fr

mirabellelee that’s you 🤞

harryfan1 😭😭I WANNA TWIN JUS TO SAY THIS

harryfan2 NO BECAUSE SAME

ynfan1 this is so 😭

ynfan2 You are so pretty 😭❤️

harryfan3 oh to look like u

maeve_styles angelface

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram 😇🇮🇹❤️

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ynfan1 MOMMY ????

ynfan2 this.

harryfan1 no literally— mommy.

harryfan2 Harry won

ynfan3 OKAYYY😍😍

florencepugh AWOOGAAAA😍😍😍😍😍

yourinstagram LOVE YOU MISS YOU

harryfan3 flo is us

harryfan4 flo is me i am flo we are one

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram Italy is treating me well❤️

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harrystyles 😍😍

harryfan1 STOP

harryfan2 I NEED THIS .

harryfan3 idk if i wanna be her or WITH HER

ynfan1 only way to put it

ynfan2 so obsessed with you

ashleighstyless

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ashleighstyless Io amo l'Italia❤️

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maeve_styles 😍😍 my bilingual sista 😊😊

ashleighstyless leave me aloneee😭😭😭

harryfan1 THE BRAIDS OH MA GAWDDD

harryfan2 THIS IS ITALY?? OH MY GOSHH

ynfan1 yeah but they’re in the fancy part. trust me it’s not beautiful everywhere

harryfan3 yeah it’s pretty here but not as pretty as it looks

harryfan4 😦😦so pretty

mirabellelee

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ashleighstyless photos creds

maeve_styles no caption is wild

mirabellelee actually leave me alone 😭

harryfan1 OMG😭😭

harryfan2 i wish my sisters were like this fr😭😭

harryfan3 THE HAIR??😩😩

ynfan1 RIGHHHTTTT

maeve_styles

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maeve_styles i love it here in 🇮🇹

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ynfan1 i wanna look like u

harryfan1 MY GAWDDDDD

harryfan2 nah like how are you so pretty

ynfan2 LITERALLY!

ynfan3 NO SERIOUSLY HOW

harryfan3 do y’all see her parents ???

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates NEW! Harry in Italy walking with the family.

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harryfan1 he is such a dad😩😩

harryfan2 i NEED that tote

harryfan3 NO LITERALLY ITS SO EXPENSIVE THO

harryfan4 he deserves my money

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates Harry out for dinner with his family in Italy again recently!

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harryfan1 THE FIT !!

harryfan2 RIGHT!! THE JACKET

harryfan3 I LITERALLY LIVE HERE AND I HAVENT RAN INTO THEM ONCE

harryfan4 i would cry. especially they have been walking around italy for days

ynfan1 well don’t TRY and run into them…

harryfan5 i agree makes yall seem stalkerish

mirastyy

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mirastyy selfie from dinner 😊

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stylesleigh awooga fr

friend1 so prettyy!!!!

friend2 you’re so babe fr

harrystyles

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harrystyles ❤️

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harryfan1 MY HEARTT

harryfan2 I love his dad post

ynfan1 OH MY GOSHHH THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL

harryfan3 DADRRYYYY

harryfan4 SELFIE HARRY I BEG

harrys-updates

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harrysupdates Harry and his family lands back in L.A after their vacation in Italy!

[ivrousae]

Welcome! Here are some things you should know about me before getting further onto my page!

✧ Who do i write for? currently, i’m only writing for zb1!

✧ What do i write? i write anything, but suggestive is the furthest i can go! and i write with fem!reader as a default, but i’ll sometimes write gn!reader depending on the storyyyyy

✧ Requests? if you’d like to send a request, please mention the form (text/writing), and if you want it to be gn, fem, or male reader!

LABELS!

Fluff ♡

Angst ☾

Smau / scenarios ʚɞ

Suggestive ✰

ZEROBASEONE

OT9

Calling your bestfriend ‘babe’ without context | ʚɞ

Texting your boyfriend ‘can you come over?’ when they’re in front of you | ʚɞ

ZB1 as your boyfriend | ʚɞ

Asking your boyfriend for a hug | ʚɞ

Answering your boyfriend’s text with “she’s busy” | ʚɞ

After an argument with your boyfriend | ʚɞ

ZB1 members telling you to use their cologne before a big event | ʚɞ

ZB1 with their idols s/o | ʚɞ

I saw it, now delete your insta story! | hyung-l maknae-l

✧ Other members below the cut!

Kim Jiwoong

none yet

Zhanghao

Cuddles and Kisses! | ♡

Sung Hanbin

Under The Moonlight | ☾

Drunk mind, Sober Words | ♡

Sleep Well | ♡ ☾

S.HB Bilingual Au Snippet | ♡ ʚɞ

Seok Matthew

The Perfect Pair | ♡

Kim Taerae

none yet

Ricky Shen

Boyfriend Text | ʚɞ

Kim Gyuvin

Boyfriend text | ʚɞ

Untangled Strings | ʚɞ

Park Gunwook

Boyfriend Text | ʚɞ

Take A Chance With Me | ♡ ☾

A Night To Remember | Pt. 1 - Pt 2

Warm on a cold night | ♡

Han Yujin

Boyfriend Text | ʚɞ

[molluskmirage]

id like to discuss Badboyhalo and language learning on the qsmp for a moment. A lot of both creators and audience members are always so surprised when Bad says he’s learning then asks him to speak. They can also compare a lot that he’s not trying as hard as Foolish.

I feel language learning is never given the respect at how long it takes to learn. How I began learning was when I realized I had already learned a language once and to compare it to that. Bad is only a few months old in learning spanish. The first year of language learning is being able to make sense of when words and sentences end, your lucky to get a few words in and thats it. Foolish is a year old so he’s recognizing those patterns and is now starting to put words together but of course its through fumbling and a lot of effort, and its nothing to compare to someone who has been learning 5 years or greater. They are both babies. But they are both learning and trying.

there is alot of understandable animosity surrounding why English is the largest second language. An important note surrounding culture (separated from the charged negative) whatever is ‘popular’/forced/expected of you in a culture will be easier to achieve then going against that culture. Having to go outside your culture to learn another can alienate you from your own so most dont, and thats not that they dont care or wont come to care but for anyone across the globe reason is the motivation for learning. Friendship with Quackity motivated Foolish and Bad to learn. Them not knowing prior is a culture thing (again not talking about how its unfortunate on how it is just what is). Both are very happy to learn but again its not something you just say ‘Im gonna learn’ and then know instantly it takes way more time then is given. Foolish and Bad are babes in language learning, Foolish is just learning how to walk and Bad is rolling trying to learn to crawl. And thats perfect!

I can understand the hurt from other speaking cultures as their lack of knowledge comes as a reminder of some awful history, which can be difficult to separate but they are individuals, lovely individuals who are trying to learn beyond the culture they are a part of but it doesn’t happen fast the effort however is the same, they are trying happily.

every single bilingual and trilingual and more on the server is absolutely incredible and to be celebrated! Thats years and years of learning that Im always wowed by and is deserving of more praise then I feel is given. By celebrating those ahead in language learning we can also inadvertently recognize how difficult it is as an achievement and not put such unachievable expectations on those starting their journey. I imagine a lot of folks are starting their language journey because of the qsmp and Id like them not to be discouraged by where they’re at because it does take time but it is possible so long as they stay at it.

so yeah Bad can only say hola, ci, como estas, bein, no manches. And he wont be able to say much more until maybe 6 months more in the future by which point he’ll probably be able to say a handful of words and 2 years from now he’ll be putting together a few sentences. Bad wont be conversational until 4 years more (so long as he keeps at it) but if he does? Thats when all that effort really comes to fruition and is so exciting and you still feel like a dork because you cant talk philosophy or business but you can put together basic conversation and wow looking back to when you began its incredible, and learning accelerates so much faster beyond year 5 thats when its really exciting!

language learning is no small feat. keep at it and celebrate where you’re at because so long as you keep trying you will get there it just takes time :)

[buttdumplin]

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🍑 xavi, 30, he/they/el, latine 🇲🇽, queer, scorpio moon

prev nena. gendered terms (girl, brother, babe) are all good to go, they all read gender neutral to me, it's about the expression. in the us, bilingual- you'll see a good amount of spanish and i'm hoping to see more myself. pop by and say hi!

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[pleaseeeimjustagirl]

♡Weekly Chronicles♡

Hey babes! I haven't done a weekly chronicle in so longgg but I have some good updates because I missed you girlies<3 Welcome to my new girliesss!

♡Education♡

The semester has officially started and so far I like all my classes. I decided to do 18 credits worth of classes this semester and I didn't realize how busy my schedule would be until last week lol. I'm trying to find a way to reorganize my schedule because babes it is a lot. I have a bunch of items I need to get a few textbooks I will try and order this week but other than that it has been very simple since it is the first full week of the semester I don’t expect them to do too much. I hope all my college girlies are doing well let's buckle in and get this semester done so we can be hot girls all summer lol. Side note there is this really cute guy in a few classes near me and I see him all the time he is soooo cute lol he's blonde and tall I had a math class with him I believe a year ago never said anything to him and I don’t plan he’s just cute lol.

♡Mental♡

I have been great mentally. So far this year I have been super organized when it comes to my goals and habits so it has made me feel secure knowing I am going down the right path. I need to pay for my refill of my antidepressants I like to call them my happy pills. They have helped me a lot these past 3 months because I remember last year around this time I was so depressed Seasonal depression affected my motivation and goals, so I didn't accomplish much. Thankfully this year is different. Also, I've been working on saying more affirmations I sometimes have a tough time looking in the mirror, especially around the time of my period but I'm constantly reminding myself I'm beautiful self-love is a continuous journey and to be patient.

♡Physical♡

I have been sticking to my diet plan! It has been working I've been seeing major results of course I have slip-ups sometimes but I get right back on and  I don't judge myself because I'm human and weight loss will not be linear. I can’t wait to reach my goal I still have more pounds to go but I got this! I've been super strict on my skincare routine and I've been seeing results with that as well my dark spots are slowly fading and I'm super happy. I recently cut my hair so I’m on a hair growth journey now. So if you have any tips especially if you have 4a, 4b, and 4c hair I'd love some tips below, and even if you don’t please share babes<3

♡Hobbies♡

My schedule has been super hectic. So now I'm trying to figure out how to organize my hobbies into my schedule but also trying to keep balance so I don't become overwhelmed. Pilates has been amazing I love the burn it's so addictive I can’t wait to get back into weightlifting in the second quarter of the year! I want to learn how to create flower arrangements so I can keep fresh flowers in my home. I'm still looking into new hobbies so I can have some excitement in my life outside of school. I tried some hobbies during the break and realized certain hobbies aren’t for me and some are. Also, I have been on it with my Italian! By the end of this year, I want to be bilingual. Every time I practice it makes me want to book a trip to Italy just to speak Italian with Italians lol.

I love chatting with you babes and want you girlies to chat back<3 so let me know what you have planned this week and how was your weekend Love you babes we are almost at 200 followers<3

[tw1l1te]

All right babes! It's my turn to come in.

How would the yandere chain feel about a reader speaking a lot of hylian. But they mix it up. Like when you speak a lot of languages and sometimes you mix them up. Like putting english words into Spanish on accident?

Like that but with hylian.

I love me a bilingual babe!!!! (Excuse the French later on, I haven’t taken it in years)

I think their initial reaction is gonna be shock. Especially if you’re not from Hyrule at all, they’re absolutely shocked at the fact you speak, much less understand Hylian. But once you start speaking other languages, like English, Spanish, French or what have you?? They are floored. Like, how can you speak sooo many different languages and dialects, understand them, and make it look so effortless?

You’re the equivalent of a Hylian Einstein to them.

This one time you were talking to a really annoying merchant, most likely talking about how astronomical the price was for a damn Sunshroom, and you’re just like “Insert Hylian here va te faire foutre Insert more Hylian here lmao”

Wind immediately needs to know any and all cursing in every language you can speak, so he won’t get scolded by the others. 

Ok but imagine saying something super suggestive or flirty in another language to them-

[therhythmafterthesummer]

idk if u have ever gone into detail about this but what pet names do the wr couples use (apart from the ones we see instead of names like pretty or kitten)

this is so so cute okay. i love pet names, i think they're so adorable and loving and and and..... yeah.

if i had to say things that we've never ever seen in the stories, here's what i think:

Chris x pretty: we know they're huge on baby and babe in all its forms, and Chris is big on using any form of pretty/beautiful/etc. i feel like pretty would call Chris puppy sometimes and it'd make his brain short-circuit?? cuz, at the end of the day isn't it essentially the same as baby??? but puppy just trickles something in the back of his mind... like puppy??? i'm not puppy...... YOU're puppy???? but at the same time he kinda likes it (but only in private). they'd both probably use pet names in other languages (because of course Chris is at least bilingual, and of course pretty knows pet names in other languages).

Minho x kitten: they've been best friends for years, they probably use dude/man/girl/dumbass as pet names. i feel like at the beginning of their relationship kitten or Minho might've been like "hey, idiot" but immediately backtrack like "shit, i'm sorry. hi, baby, dear, love, pookie, bubbie 🥰" but eventually kinda realise they're still good friends so they keep on going anyway lol. other than that, i don't think they get that creative with their pet names. Minho's singular braincell came up with kitten years ago and he simply pairs that with more common pet names and that's it.

Changbin x autumn: these two would fall into a rabbit hole of using kinda old-fashioned/flashy pet names??? my heart/my dear/my wife and... any form of fruit. Changbin is big on using fruits. "how's my precious persimmon doing this morning?" "what happened, guava?" "pineapple, what do you think about this wall paint colour?" why does he do this, you might ask? because it makes her laugh and giggle and he can hear her heartrate spike. so he keeps going. in turn, autumn would start using food as pet names as well. "looking good, hot pot" "pumpkin pie, i need your help with--" but also, Changbin is her big boy, and you bet he loves it when she calls him big boy.

[aromanticannibal]

Hi fellow writers. French words for you.

I just saw one too many posts showing off cute French petnames that are incredibly cringe to me in French, so here's a list that also tells you the connotations of different terms and their exact translation. If anyones worried about my validity (which would be fair don't trust people on the Internet), I'm a born French speaker, bilingual in English and currently in my first year of an English literature formation in university.

I also put a guide to swearing at the end because I think it's always fun to know how to swear in as many languages as possible.

Also, there's nothing about pronunciations because god knows I'm bad at that, so sorry. (Edit as of November 2023 : I'm going to try to add some tips on that front, but see how to pronounce things on WordReference if you need to).

Warning, it's a bit long. ⬇️

Je t'aime = I love you

Very vague guide to pronunciation : é = ey, -e at the end of the sentence is rarely pronounceable and generally indicates that the letter before it should be pronounced, ^ <- this is completely useless and doesn't do anything, è <- how you pronounce the letter A

Romantic petnames (and other expressions)

Je t'aime bien = I like you, I kinda like you - casual, can be used in a "I kinda like you, actually" kind of moment

Je t'adore = I adore you - Unlike in english, Je t'adore has the implication of excitement and big happiness in the moment, rather than worship or adoration (for example, you'll also say j'adore ça = I love this! about a thing you really like. For instance : J'adore My Hero Academia!) Can be used for friends.

Mon amour = my love - gender neutral (like few things in french), is generally very romantic but can be used by a mom or an aunt to her young children sometimes. You can also just say amour, though I hear it less in the part of France I'm in (Paris banlieues) I think it's popular in some places.

Mon chéri, ma chérie = comes from cher/chère = dear, so my dear, my darling. former is masculine, latter is feminine. Can be used by parents for their children, or condescendingly. You can just say chéri or chérie withoit the possessive in front of it.

Bébé = baby, gender neutral. It's like baby or babe in english (I dislike it personally but many people use it, generally young adults or teenagers). You can eventually say mon bébé (still gn), "mon" being a possessive pronoun, but it's less casual. Both can also be used by a mom/aunt, like mon amour.

(I'll say it here, but we don't actually say "mon cher/ma chère" much anymore, unless it's in a jokey or sarcastic way. It's just too fancy)

Ma belle/Mon beau = my beautiful, my pretty. The former is feminine and way more common than the latter, masculine, but you can still say it. Some fathers will call their daughters ma belle, it's not necessarily creepy but it can be.

Mon cœur = my heart, gender neutral. Pretty popular in couples, can be used in a family context too. Even with the possessive pronoun it's pretty casual, if not cheesy.

(Mon) trésor = (my) treasure. A pretty known one as far as I'm aware. It's pretty cute, just saying trésor is more casual. Gender neutral.

Mon amoureux/mon amoureuse = my lover (former masc, latter fem), VERY cheesy and kind of childish. "amoureux/se" literally means in-lover or something, someone who's in love (comes from être amoureux/se, to be in love). Elementary schoolkids ask who's your amoureux/se and you say I have an amoureux/se as a kid to say I have boy/girlfriend.

Mon adoré(e) = my beloved, the (e) is for the feminine form. feminine = adorée, masculine = adoré. This one is pretty fancy, unless your couple is very obnoxiously cheesy or actually gods/royalty/nobles, I wouldn't recommend using it too much.

Mon chat (my cat) + mon chaton (my kitty) = gender neutral, self explanatory. very cutesy, often used by older family members for younger family members. My godmother calls me mon chat and my aunt calls her youngest mon chat or just chat. I'd advise you to not use the feminine of chat (chatte) if you fear stupid jokes because it also means pussy.

In the same breath, Minou is a cutesy term for cat. It's not really used but if your french character has a catboy/girl partner, it's very well placed. Minette is a more feminine version of this word but it has kinda predatory connotations. A weird old dude talking about a young pretty waitress might call her a Minette. It can also be aggressive, a way to call someone - generally a girl - weak or pathetic. You can probably use it in a cute way though, but don't use it in a teasing way unless you want the implications that come with it.

And to follow through the predatory connoted petnames :

poupée = doll, feminine. It can be used in a cute way but is more often that not used in a I just whistled at you in the street and am now catcalling you way. Same thing as previous word, use it carefully. You can add ma in front of it as a possessive pronoun if you want I guess. (Here it will always be ma and poupée even if the character uses masculine pronouns, because the word poupée is feminine.)

There are a shit ton of random petnames we can make up, like ma tarte à la pomme (my apple pie), ma gaufre en sucre (my sugar waffle), mon ours en peluche (my teddy bear), mon sucre d'orge (my candy cane) but like. If I list all of them I won't ever be done with this post.

If you really want a cutesy nickname that's very personal to your otp, like I don't know if your fandom is called The Cyborg Of the Sea and your OTP is a pirate cyborg and a french dude, and you want your french dude to call your pirate cyborg something cheesy and very specific like my gold searching cyborg (mon cyborg chercheur(m)/chercheuse(f) d'or), just figure out an English version of your petname and translate it into a translator or something. Ideally not Google Translate.

The best would be to actually ask a french person, because there's subtlety to every language that most online translators are too dumb to give you, but not all of you have a handy french guy close to you. (If you want some good translators, use Linguee or WordReference or even Reverso but like please not GT).

Misc. words (insults)

I have to teach you people swears, I just have to.

Interjections (what you say when you stubbed your toe)

Putain = fuck. Literally, a putain is a sex worker, it's a derogatory term we use more as sort of fuck nowadays.

Merde = shit.

Bordel = also fuck, kind of. It can also mean something that's really messy. Something is in bordel when it's messy as shit. Bordel originally means a place where there's sex workers basically. (e.g.: C'est le bordel dans ta chambre! = It's a mess in your room! <- my mother everyday)

Fun fact, you can fuse these insults to make a more powerful insult. Notably,

Putain de merde,

Bordel de merde,

Putain de bordel de merde.

You can also say C'est quoi ce bordel (what is this shit, what the fuck). Or, C'est quoi ce putain de bordel. Of course.

Dégueulasse = disgusting, can both be used independently or as a descriptive term. Rude version of Dégoûtant.

Insults, for people

Pute = now this is the insult for sex worker. Don't use to actually refer to a sex worker unless you want it to be in a derogatory way. Can be used to call someone a slut I guess. Often used between girls as just an insult without the sex worker connotation. Also used to insult people's mom. "Ta mère la pute" means "your mom the prostitute" basically. Rarely meant specifically to say someone's mom's a prostitute, just to insult their mom. And of course, "Fils de pute" shortened to FDP, the Call of Duty voice chat insult, literally Son of a bitch.

Salope = slut/whore

Salopard = salope but man. technically not the same insult because it doesn't have the same connotation, it doesn't have the slut vibes. so salope and salopard can be used for both genders technically, but salope is feminizing and really just means slut while salopard kinda is used in the same way as asshole, especially if it's to insult a coward or someone who betrayed you.

Saloperie = shitty little thing, basically. When a weird bug just landed on my leg I get up in a panic and go what the fuck is this saloperie.

Connard, Conasse = former is masc, latter is fem. Just a general insult. I call my father a connard a lot. Can be used affectionately between close friends if they're that kind of friends.

Bâtard = bastard. Technically masculine (the feminine would be bâtarde) but no one cares, just say bâtard. It's genuinely the same word as in English, one of the words where the ^ is tranformed into a s (hôpital->hospital, hôtel->hostel...)

Enculé = generally masculine, literally sodomized. Not used literally, generally just another way to call someone a dick, but enculer is still a verb, that's used either as getting fucked over or as sodomized.

Trou du cul = hole of the ass~ asshole. We're fancy like that. shortened can be trouduc'. Really not one of the fancy one.

Beurrette = technically not a swear, but it's another derogatory term for sex worker, more specifically used as a way to imply someone's a prostitute. In a bad way obviously. I learnt this word from a weird tomboy I had a crush on in elementary.

Nique ta mère = fuck your mom. Not used literally, godbless, it's mostly to say go fuck yourself. And by the way,

Va te faire foutre = get fucked. the safe for work version is va te faire mettre, which means get done? get put, something like that.

Va te faire enculer = get sodomized specifically. I like this one.

Je m'en bas les couilles = I don't care, I don't give a fuck, literally I'm beating my balls about it. Very extra.

Je m'en branle = same as last one, except branler is a familiar word for to masturbate, so... I'm masturbating about it. Literally. Expression not actually used in a sexual context.

Bite = dick. (pronounced like the word beat) Not used as an insult, but :

Tête de bite = dickhead, actually used as an insult. A bit silly.

French people are susceptible to just put together random insults together to create an interjection if we stubbed our toe very hard.

Merde can be used to insult someone by saying petite merde (little shit, same connotation) grosse merde (fat shit, someone who's REALLY a dick) sale merde (dirty shit, bit more aggressive than the others) in general adding sale (imagine the A in black) in front of an insult can make it worse.

also, démission = resignation. Go yell macron démission with the others if you're in Paris right now it's fun I swear /j. macron explosion is fun too.

I hope you enjoyed whatever this is, if you ever have questions about French do ask I love answering questions about my stupid language.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

I’m being taken over by a crossover ship again (shocker) so let me talk for a second.

Kurt gets to wear Motormaster’s clothes. It doesn’t fit him because Kurt is 5’5 and Motormaster is 6’5 but yknow it’s the thought that counts.

On multiple occasions Kurt has been caught sleeping in Motormaster’s bed.

Kurt sits on Motormaster’s back while he does push ups.

They like playing tackle football together.

Kurt speaks German to Motormaster, and Motormaster speaks French (Canadian) to him.

THEY’RE FUN I LOVE THEM.

Motormaster just like me real???(im Canadian bilingual)

Anyways Kurt should like Vogue runway pose in the dresses(tshirts) and Motormaster is crying like babe please I need my clothes back