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Enid: What are you in the mood for?

Wednesday: World domination.

Enid: *Chuckles* That's a bit ambitious.

Wednesday: You are my world.

Enid: Aww...

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday:

Enid: OH!

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Enid: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Wednesday: *Keeps writing on her typerwriter, not looking up at the wolf* Yes.

Enid: *Smiles* I love you!

Wednesday: *Deadpans* It back.

Later that night Enid is laying on her bed, crying in her pillow.

Wednesday, to Thing: *Sighs* I don't understand her reaction. I did what she asked me to do.

Thing: *Disapprovingly shakes his finger and signs* You're an idiot, Wednesday Addams.

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Enid: *Laying on her bed as she scrolls through food posts on Instagram* Ugh, I'm so hungry. I wanna eat Mexican.

Wednesday: Eat me.

Enid: *Choking* What?

Wednesday: What?

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Wednesday: Enid, look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.

Enid: Uhm, you can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight...

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Enid: *Smirks* Are you flirting with me, Addams?

Wednesday: I'm pinning you against a wall with a knife pressed against your throat—

Enid: Your point?

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Wednesday: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Enid: I think you mean cards, babe.

Wednesday, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not, Cara Mia.

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Enid: Guys... I think I'm bi.

Wednesday: Which one?

Enid: What do you mean?

Wednesday: Bipolar? Bilingual? Bisexual?

Enid: Oh, well—

Yoko: *Interrupts* I know! *Smirks and lowers her glasses* A bitch!

Wednesday: Careful, fruit bat. I'd hate to give you a taste of bisection.

Yoko: Huh? Bisec what—

Wednesday: Or perhaps I should introduce you to some bioluminescent plants I've been cultivating. The toxins are really interesting.

Yoko: W-Wait!

Wednesday: Or maybe a little binaural experiment? The sounds of screams can be so stimulating when heard in each ear, simultaneously. Then maybe you'd enjoy a demonstration in biopsychology—how the mind reacts under heavy stress.

Yoko: *Frowns* Wednesday!

Wednesday: Or perhaps a session of biting, slowly, until you're bisected limb by limb. Or maybe just a little binding so I can see you squirm.

Enid: Woah, woah, woah! Babe, calm down.

Yoko: Thank you—

Enid: *Ignores her and continues to talk to Wednesday* I am the only person you will bite and bind, are we clear here?

Yoko: *Sighs and pinches her nose* Oh God.

Wednesday: Crystal clear, Cara Mia. However, I'd only ever consider a little binding if it were bipartisan—equal effort from both parties, of course.

Enid: *Blushes* With pleasure, babycakes.

Wednesday: *Leans closer and murmurs* And you needn't worry, my love, I'd only use binaural sounds for you. You know... whispers in each ear, moa—

Yoko: *Interrupts* Y'all are so gross, stop it! And that's enough 'bi' words for today, or even forever. Jeez.

Wednesday: *Gives her a dead glance* Do you want to be bisected, Tanaka?

Yoko: *Groans* Okay, I'm out of here before I get dragged into whatever bi-disaster you two are planning.

Wednesday: Oh, believe me, our plans have nothing to do with bisexuality.

Yoko: Ugh! *Gets up* One lunch. One damn lunch, that's all I'm asking for *leaves*

Wednesday ignores her and she and Enid starts making out.

Eugene: *Sighs from the corner of the table as he watches them eating each other's faces* Right in front of my sandwitch. Again.

A/N: Saw this meme on Tiktok and decided to make it Wenclair. Got a little bit carried away.

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Imagine Enid making a plushie of herself as a wolf and giving it to Wednesday before break, so she'll have a memory of her even at home 🥹

Enid: So, uhm, I've been working on this for the past few weeks after class. I know it's not perfect, I'm still a total begginer, but, uhm... I hope you like it. I know you hate colors, so I didn't add much, just enough so it can make you think of me. Y-You don't have to take it—

Wednesday: *Takes the wolf plushie before Enid could finish her sentence* It's perfect. You did a great job. I particularly like the fangs and claws, and I appreciate that you didn't add too much colors. It's beautiful. Thank you.

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Enid opens the door to her dorm and immediately freezes when she sees Wednesday in a sexy white leather nurse costume, matching nurse hat, thigh-high stockings and a smirk.

Enid: *Voice trembles* Wednesday, what are you doing?

Wednesday: *Leans against the wall with a smirk* I’m here to give you a full, intimate examination.

Enid: *Blushes deeply* An examination?

Wednesday: *Walks slowly toward Enid, her fingers grazing her arm* Yes. I’ve noticed some… symptoms.

Enid: *Gulps* Symptoms? What kind of symptoms?

Wednesday: *Teasingly trails a finger down Enid’s side* A rapid heartbeat, flushed cheeks, and a particular fondness for my presence. I fear that this might be serious. We must treat it rapidly.

Enid: A-And how do you plan to… treat these symptoms?

Wednesday: With close, personal attention and no interruptions. So turn your phone off, will you? And let’s just say I have some very... thorough methods.

Enid: *Immediately turns her phone off* W-Well, if this is serious, I must be treated as soon as possible. I-I’m ready for your... treatment, nurse Addams... *smirks*

Wednesday: *Presses closer, her voice low and seductive* Perfect. I’ll make sure every part of you is well cared for. Now, lay on the bed so I can examine you.

Enid: *Quickly nods and walks towards her bed*

Wednesday: No. Not this bed. *Points at her black bed* This one.

Enid: *Smirks* Yes, miss Addams.

A/N: I'm sorry but I had to, because JENNA IN A SEXY NURSE COSTUME??? I'm dead. I need a sexy nurse to resuscitate me ASAP :') And don't worry, I'm planning to write a whole real oneshot with the nurse costume on Ao3 so don't be sad that I left this incorrect like that hehehe

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Yoko: Shit, you're losing a lot of blood. What's your type?

Enid: Dark hair, dark eyes, 5'1 goth girl—

Yoko: I'm talking about your blood type, you idiot!

Enid: Oh, uhm... red?

After this, Enid passed out and Yoko had to bite her to know her blood type.

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Enid is spending the school break at the Addams manor. Nobody knows she and Wednesday are dating.

Wednesday: *Moans* Fuck, yes, keep going.

Enid: *Smirks as she keeps fucking Wednesday with her fingers* You know I won't sto— shit.

Wednesday: What? I thought you said you weren't going to stop.

Enid: *Quickly gets up from the bed* I can ear footsteps. Your mom's coming. What do I do!?

Wednesday: Shit... Hide in the closet.

Enid: Hey! I barely did my coming out to my friends and you want me to go back to the closet? Not nice *smiles playfully*

Wednesday: Would you hurry up? *Throws Enid her clothes* Go, hide.

Enid: Uhm, I hope there isn't any corpse or skeletons in this closet *sighs as she hides*

Morticia: *Opens the door* Dreadful morning, little storm cloud.

Wednesday: *Tries to steady her breath* What do you want, mother? Never heard of knocking before?

Morticia: Why would I knock? I am your mother.

Wednesday: So? Is privacy not allowed in this house? What do you want?

Morticia: *Rolls her eyes with a smirk* Your father is waiting for you in the ballroom for your usual morning fencing fight.

Wednesday: Oh... right.

Morticia: You were late so I got a little bit worried. Are you alright? Your face is... flustered.

Wednesday: Absolutely not. I was just in the middle of a... an amazing nightmare, and you woke me up.

Morticia: Ah, I see. Oh, by the way, have you seen Enid? She isn't in her room.

Wednesday: Why would I have had seen her? I just woke up, as I just informed you.

Morticia: *Sighs* Please, Wednesday. You think you can lie to me, your own mother? You know I can tell when you lie.

Wednesday: I have no idea what you are talking about, mother. You can leave now so I can get dressed. I will join father in the ballroom in a moment.

Morticia: *Sighs again* Alright. You leave me no choice, then. Enid? Are you in the closet?

Enid, from the closet: Yeah...

Wednesday: *Curses under her breath* You stupid wolf...

Morticia: Are you... descent?

Enid: Uhm, no...

Morticia: Get your ass and come out of here, please.

Enid: Am I in trouble...?

Morticia: Of course not. Why would you? It's completelly normal for two lovers to perfom sexual—

Wednesday: Mother. Stop.

Morticia: What? I am just speaking facts. I was searching for you, little wolf, so we can have breakfast together.

Enid: Oh, uhm...

Wednesday: *Interrupts* Get. Out. Of. My. Room.

Morticia: *Smiles* What do we say?

Wednesday: NOW!

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Wednesday returns to the dorm after her fencing class, only to find her girlfriend sitting on her colorful bed, smiling at her with sparkling eyes.

Wednesday: *Closes the door behind her* What do you want?

Enid: What do you mean?

Wednesday: Every time you look at me with your idiotic cute smile and sparkling eyes, it's because you want to ask me something.

Enid: *Chuckles* You know me so well, Willa.

Wednesday: Obviously. So? What do you want to ask me?

Enid: *Gets up from her bed, a shy smile on her face as she puts her hands behind her back* Uh... you told me you liked to dance, right?

Wednesday: I do. Unfortunately, Mother forces me to dance the waltz at every Addams ball. Why?

Enid: Well... there's this new dance on Tiktok, and I was hoping we could do it together.

Wednesday: *Raises an eyebrow* A dance? Why can't you do it alone? Is that a waltz?

Enid: Uh, not exactly. Technically, I could do it alone, but it's better if we do it together!

Wednesday: What kind of dance is this? You know, I can only dance the waltz and other classical dances. I don’t think I’m the best partner for you to do a Tic Tac dance with.

Enid: It's TikTok, not Tic Tac, and I want it to be you, baby.

Wednesday: Why don't you ask Yoko?

Enid: Because you're my girlfriend and I wanna do this with you *smiles*

Wednesday: *Sighs*

Enid: Please? I promise we can have a cemetery date afterward. I can even help you dig graves if you want. I just need you to do this dance with me *does sad puppy eyes*

Wednesday: Stop looking at me like that, you mutt. Alright, I will do this Tic Tac dance with you.

Enid: Yeah!

Wednesday: Now, can you show it to me so I can learn it?

Enid: Yes, of course!

The wolf opens TikTok and shows the dance tutorial to Wednesday, whose eyes widen at the steps.

Wednesday: You want me to dance this ridiculous dance with you?

Enid: Hey, you promised you'd do it! Please, it's really fun.

Wednesday: *Sighs* Alright.

During the next thirty minutes, the girls learned the dance together.

Wednesday: I think we are ready. Will you start filming now?

Enid: Not yet! We need our costumes!

Wednesday: Costumes? What—

Before she could answer, Enid ran to her closet and took the costumes out before showing them to her girlfriend. One was yellow and blue, while the other one was black with a yellow bat logo and belt.

Wednesday: *Takes a deep breath* What is that?

Enid: Wolverine and Batwoman, silly! Obviously, the black is for you and I'll just use my own claws to complete my costume. It's normally Deadpool's dance, but red doesn't fit either of us, sooo. And you will look so cute and hot in batwoman!

Wednesday: I am not wearing this.

Five minutes later, the girls were dressed, now dancing to the song.

I want to see you out that door, baby bye bye bye. Don't want to be a fool for you, just another player in your game for two. You may hate me but it ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye.