#bilbo swaggins

[idontcarecarebear]

I know what you’re thinking ‘ThAT’s nOT RIghT ThOrin ShouLD Be ThE BuFF duDE’ and you’re wrong ! Bilbo is a fucking Chad and Thorin would have died without him and let’s not forget the way Thorin looks at Bilbo.

ALLLLL THE TIME

[smoking-old-toby]

he says "good morning" like it's an insult. he wrestles his prize winning tomatoes from a dwarf he just met. he steals a magic ring from a creature and kills giant spiders and springs his dwarrow from elfjail. he saves a king, steals his heart, and then steals his most precious family heirloom too

[anaklusmos-posting]

Sometimes baby girl is a 50yr old hobbit, I don’t make the rules

[thorinsghivashel]

Bilbo Baggins Swaggins (aka Martin Freeman) being sooooooooooo adooooooooorableeee😍😍😍

[strudelsquid]

[sadbitchsapphic]

Bilbo “i do believe the worst is behind us” (while actively journeying towards a mountain that he KNOWS inhabits a literal dragon) Baggins

[z3phy3r]

a plea

PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS ANY BAGGINSHELID FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS I BEG OF YOU

[atlantis-distillery]

Souls out there I'm looking for roleplay (rp) writing buddies! I have a wide variety of fandoms I'm in - I love doing mixed universes - or solo ones! Existing characters or OCs! Love doing a variety of drama, comedy, angst, softness, feels, and smut (whatever your boundaries are) and making memes about it all. The more creative the better!!

[alphashley14]

Casting Martin Freeman as Bilbo was one of the greatest things they did for those movies. Not just because he’s a great actor and a silly lil guy but those faces man… he is so expressive, and he has the absolute best 😒, 🙄,😐, 😑, 🫤, 😦, 😮, and 😠 expressions for these ridiculous situations and “confounded dwarves”! Cracks me up every time! 😂

And don’t even get me started on the iconic bunny face scrunch!

Grumpy Bilbo ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[smoking-old-toby]

he never knows what's going on. he's just like me fr

[sergeant-macho-nacho]

[z3phy3r]

you guys are in for a treat this chapter, although, I have a question. Should I write the entire quest this chapter, or break it into smaller chapters?

(for context : I have just started writing their Rivendel arrival)

[fantasyinallforms]

if you're taking suggestions for your internet name to match the password whorein smokenshield, might i suggest dildo swaggins?

As absolutely hilarious as that would be I can't have something considered profanity as the wifi name. BUT Bilbo Swaggins still sounds cool as hell.

[the-resident-demon]

Bilbo Swaggins

[smoking-old-toby]

wild to me that bilbo "i forgot my handkerchief" baggins followed the company out of rivendell after making it clear he felt unwanted, elrond's offer of continued hospitality, AND learning about the additional risk of thorin's hereditary gold sickness

[smoking-old-toby]

bilbo baggins

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion