#bil.

[capnkirk17]

THE ANTIVILLE CLUB!!

the eltingville club, but ... popular and cool, somehow.

idk y i came up with this but now i love them

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

[ayo-edebiri]

Taste (2024) + movies references:

Psycho (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis Ginger Snaps (2000) dir. John Fawcett Addams Family values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[twptwp]

A major change to the past

[nastydreisser]

Poor thing

[cb-works13]

so that new How Not to Draw short was hilarious

[be-ly]

POV: You're Bill and you're petting you pet human bc he did a good job on the portal today

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Ghost Dragon Prompt? Indeed.

The Ward had made a mistake. Had stolen something that had caused the very Skies to lash out, entire worlds at risk from their actions.

Time Itself shrieked in rage at the loss of Its child, or at least that's how every magic user- and the speedsters, pale and shaken and looking sick- had described it.

Someone had taken the young prince of the Infinite, and it was not the Tyrant King, long since sealed away, that lead the charge, but the Queen Regent that many had long since forgotten.

Many forgot that it was not the Dark who courted Time, but Time who courted the Dark. That It was just, if not more so, merciless as Its partner, and would Devour worlds should Its child- still with newdeath soft scales- was not returned.

Which meant that for the heroes, there was now a Clock ticking down ever so quietly. They had to take care of what was a government branch, had to deal with consequences of going over the law, or their World would End in dragon fire.

[zegalba]

Kill Bill Vol. 1 Billboard Advertisement (2003)

[trekkerac]

I see you are taking questions so two things. First, I love the frankenghost au! It’s 25% sad and 75% comedy and i love it. Two, since bill and stan can communicate with one another, is Bill actually able to do anything to stanley since he’s still sorta-trapped in the mindscape or can he only annoy the shit outta stanley ‘cause stanley’s a ghost?

Thanks! Yeah he can't actually do anything to Stanley, other than annoy or antagonise him. The only reason he hangs around him is to watch Ford. I would proabably guess he hasn't possessed his corpse is because he would still need a deal with his ghost since he's newly dead and still lingering around. So yeah. On about equal grounds here.

[pierppasolini]

Butch Camp (1996) // dir. Alessandro De Gaetano

[ilovepinof]

thinking about how these two kids in 2009 are gonna spend their whole lives together.

[389]

Thomas Bils Kansas City, Missouri, 2023

[desiredlvr]

𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 - ℬ.ℰ

warnings - smut

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you and billie have a friends with benefit relationship. but it always bothered when billie would see other girls while claiming to be all yours.

billie was supposed to meet you at your house 20 mins ago, but she didn’t show up. you grew annoyed as she had basically stood you up. you texted her to see when she was coming, and still nothing.

40 mins had passed by, and billie finally shows up and knocks on the door. you stood up and put your tiny candy cane pajama shorts on. you made your way to the door when you opened it, you looked billie in the face, and she seemed so out of it.

“are you fucking serious?” you say to billie clearly annoyed.

“what?” billie says while keeping a straight face. “you were supposed to be here a long time ago. where the fuck where you?” you say. “calm down mama, i was just at a party, and i didn’t notice the time. can i come in?” billie asks as she tries to reach for your waist. you push billie’s hand down and moved out of the doorway for her to enter.

you kept silent as you closed the door and she sat on the couch. there was a silence that was so disturbing that you could hear a pin drop. “are you really that mad at me, baby?” billie says while leaning back into the couch. you stayed silent as you sat down next to her. you were annoyed, and you wanted to let her know that. she loved when you were bratty, and it provoked her.

“so you were fucking other girls, huh? is that why you took so fucking long?” you said in anger. billie just stared at you and said “oh come on mama, are you seriously asking me that? what are you jealous?” that infuriated you as you weren’t hers entirely. but it still mattered anyway. “you’re such a bitch” you said, rolling your eyes.

“oh yea?” billie says as she reaches for your thigh and starts to rub her hand up and down your inner thigh. “you wanna show me how much of a bitch i am?” she says while biting her lip. you whimpered quietly and stared into her eyes.

she looked at your lips as if she was trying to jump on top of you and kiss you. she grabbed your hips and sat your down on her lap and kissed you immediately; you kissed her back with force. her hands gripping your ass and rocking your hips back and forth. you felt something sticking out inside of her jeans, which had to have been the strap she usually wears.

“bils,” you whimper out. “yes, mama?” she says while staring at your face as your face scrunches up while whimpering. “i need you, ” you whisper. “what was that, baby?” she says. you kept whimpering as she kept rocking your hips against her jeans.

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hi loves, this was my first posttt

[commodorez]

Sometimes at VCF East you'll be hanging out with some former Commodore engineers after a talk, and Bil Herd will whip out some original internal schematics for the first concept of the Commodore 128, or Albert Charpentier will show off the framed die-shrink for making the MOS6567 Rev A VIC-II chip.

And it's just... a thing that happens. Because it's a Vintage Computer Festival.

[nastydreisser]

Long time no see