#bigyike

[808trunkgoingcrazy]

you're not being very demure very mindful very cutesy rn bbg

see how i don't go in your asks to call you out? very demure. very mindful. very cutesy.

[leaderpinhead]

Drabble Challenge: Day 5 (Maddox)

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Maddox perked at the sound of Cater’s ringtone. He hummed the tune while he repaired the hole in Cater’s shirt. Cater sipped an iced coffee and checked his phone. 

A stream of coffee spewed from Cater’s mouth. “This is #bigyikes!” 

Cater showed Maddox the screen. A video of Yuu vomiting in the Mostro Lounge played. “The Prince Yuu blog is blowing up! Everyone’s using #PrinceYuuck!” 

“Oh, dear.” Maddox held up Cater’s shirt to show off his tiny heart-shaped stitches. “Do you like my stitches?” 

“This is serious!” Cater took a picture of the shirt. “But I’m totes digging the hearts.” 

[bigyikes97]

my coworker almost ended me today because when she said she was so tired I said "Hi so tired, I'm (bigyikes's real name)" and she looked at me a moment and then said "you're funny" in a tone of voice suggesting I am, in fact, not funny

it's like my 5th ish day on the job perhaps i have been too bold

(but it *was* funny)

[paneutrois]

so it turns out madoka was a documentary

#bigyikes

[baddie-buscemi]

ITS GALENTINE’S DAY!!!! Adventures in the city again! Prequel: “You look familiar” “like your dead girlfriend” “only when you smiillle” #iwatchedrenttwiceinaweeksueme SILLY SALMON IS HERE AND REMAINS THRU THE CHAPTERS. Chapter 1: Jazzy boomerangs on the train Leaving Trev at Stamford “galentinesparty Random lady sitting next to us constantly staring Chapter 2: WELCOME TO MOES!!! Beating the lunch rush and eating the best pineapple salsa ever. #nocap #welcometomoes Chapter 3: GETTING RICKROLLED IN CENTRAL PARK! Trying to find our rock via pictures from last year and matching the buildings. Finding our rock and placing the rest of my peach sprite in the snow to keep it cold lmao SNOWY SELFIES ON OUR ROCK #itreallybeyaownrock #binchandbenchtakecentralpark #diggininthedirt Chapter 4: Caramel Macchiatos in Starbucks having sister chats and getting that good good caffeine #howtoyeetinthestreet101 #skeetyouryeet Chapter 5: THE RETURN OF BIRTH OF A PEE BABY!! A quiet bathroom??? In grand central??? Who would ever guess???? “Get your flowers so you’re not sleeping on the couch tonight!”-vendor Chapter 6: THE #PINTWINS RETURN TO SEPHORA TESTING OUT MAKEUP AND SPENDING LIKE $70 ON MAKEUP LMAO WHATS GOOD Unpopular opinion: we didn’t like the UD naked cherry palette #bigyike #mybrowsgotcomplimented #itwasrlyhotintheretf Chapter 7: BACK ON THE CHOO CHOO!! Headed home with hands covered in Sephora products and not giving money to some dude selling candy out of a gushers box lmfao “for the basketball team”...which one bruh??? Meeting Trev on the train again and starting the “train sqwaad” group chat #itsmaam #daremetosillysalmonoutofthistrain? End: The best sister ever! I love you so much! Thank you for spending Galentine’s Day with me! Today was so much fun and I can’t wait to do it again next year. NOW WE GET READY FOR FEEEMUUURRR!!!! “Dinner tonight? Sneak a swim?” 👀👌🏻🐴💜🐴🤪💄☕️™️😎🏞 https://www.instagram.com/miss_krapp/p/Bt1_YSUlReq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=54krs7bxnb42

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Dick comes in hard with a KO

Inspired by this

[totopopopo]

The hurt/comfort Martin taking care of Jon in the apocalypse in this episode is ...

p r e t t y c h o i c e

[ithlammedmypenith]

imposterin = big spooks

am i the only one who freaks out when i find out that im the imposter?

me, in my head: not me, not me, not me.

game: i diagnose u with crewmate!

me: FUCK YEAH!

being the crewmate is like going to a candy store, im happy to be there and do what i am asked to do

i deadass jinxed myself by saying; being the imposter scares me AND THEN GAME DIAGNOSED ME WITH IMPOSTER my anxiety said hello bitch i have arrived. i sabotaged a bit then left. CAUSE I WAS SCARED

imo being a crewmate has bottom energy

where as impostering has top energy

also if anyone sees me in a public room i go by the name gucci i try to be cyan or yellow and i like to vibe.

and i look like a slutty indiana jones, i sometimes have the bebby bean as a pet or the robot (i named my robot qwerty)

i do have shit wifi so sometimes i drop out. othertimes im the imposter and im scared- *cough*

so hi!

i hope to befriend yall uwu!

[whatarewedrinkingtonight]

[otherkin-cringe-blog]

[sixteenthavenueskip]

@taylorswift for a safer option, don’t listen to the biggest bop on the album (aka I Think He Knows) in the car whilst driving !!!!!! 🤪🤪

[liasscrapnotebook]

I’d rather voluntarily give up my dignity online than actually get something productive done irl . . . . . . #imdisappointedinmyself #embarassingmyselfonline #howtfdoesanyonedothisasanactualjob #bigyikes #imgonnaregretthislater https://www.instagram.com/p/B3FwQHohZCw/?igshid=1lulq2v8d0o4b

[birdoftherockies]

libra moon : stressed

[finchrambles]

Number 1.

🤝 Being the cause of the apocalypse.

Hawk moth

And no,no they don’t get to be called by their real name because fuck you that’s why. And cuz,ya know,their trash.

so, is destroying the moon like some weird new trend or…..?

[shmemson]

When someone you used to be really good friends with likes your fb post about your dog’s birthday so you happen to look at what they’ve been up to and they are pro trump, pro cop, believe corona is a hoax, and fly a don’t tread on me flag in front of their house... #bigyikes #thatsanofrommedawg🙅🏽‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CDXdtSjl1mI/?igshid=up8jtpish6n8

[tis-but-a-moment]

#ThrowbackThursday to the hard lessons learned when I dated a coworker. #Woof. Learn from my mistakes! . Full story at tisbutamoment.com/dos-donts-dating-coworker/ . #TBT #TBThursday #DontFishInTheCompanyPool #MakeGoodChoices #valentines #happyvalentinesday #bigyikes😬 (at Marina del Rey, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8himQmn5fg/?igshid=vtnxb3b9aa55