#biggie shorty

[c0ldturkey]

Wanda Sykes appreciation <3

[smilesrobotlover]

Part 2 :0 ||part 3

Oh my gosh I am so impatient 😭 anyways another little traditional comic test using my copics and stuff. This is where the dads meet a certain musician. Can you guess which one?

It’s funny cuz I wanted to buy a spiral sketchbook for this type of stuff and I got two for $10, plus they were 40% off. And then I got new liners cuz mine were dying for $7 and THOSE were also 40%. I spent a total of $12 which is a HUGE deal. Unfortunately the quality isn’t as good with the sketchbooks 😅 as you can see, the copics reeeeally bled into the lineart so that is gonna be a challenge, but it’s not biggie! It’s not meant to look perfect anyway! Maybe I need a thicker line but for now I must suffer

Anyways the dads are so silly to me. I love them. Leon is kind of a pain to deal with here, but you’ll understand why soon enough. He has a reason he’s acting this way 🤌

Edit: here’s a transcript so y’all can read my handwriting

Page 1:

Rusl: Oy Leon!

Page 2:

Rusl: you mind slowing down for the rest of us?

Leon: *sigh* fine.

Rusl: hey now, not everyone is as fit to travel through the woods! Give them a break!

Leon: *grumble*

Page 3:

Rusl: alright y’all. Break time.

Talon: oh thank goodness

Ammon: hey, you mind boosting me up that tree? I’ll have a good view.

Linebeck: sure thing, shortie.

Ammon: I’ll kill you

Linebeck: hehe

Page 4;

Leon: hey! I never said we were taking a break!

Linebeck: uh-huh, and who put YOU in charge?

Leon: my son is out there somewhere! I just find him! I don’t have time to wait around!

Linebeck: then do us all a favor and leave!

Rusl: woah woah woah! We need to stick together, ok? No one is leaving!

Page 5:

Rusl: and Leon, we all wanna find our sons as much as you… but we can’t wander around the woods without a plan!

Rusl: we’ve been walking for hours now, we can’t push ourselves past our limits!

Leon: hmph… fine… I’ll scout ahead.

Rusl: wait, I JUST said we need to stick together!

Leon: I won’t be too far. Holler if you need me.

Rusl: ugh, that man is gonna be a pain.

Linebeck: AAUGH!

[amorephilartist]

Putty Tang is my favorite nostalgic figure

He was the true definition of simple complex;

Very few words

But when one did speak it was symbolic,

Few dance moves which were on his own rhythmic timing,

Always slicked back hair with waves so refined in different patterns at different moments

Leather, wool and patterns are the set style regardless of the season

We don’t know cause the chest stay pokin’ out

Poker face was immaculate

A spasm was only known once it was ass woopin time

Everybody was shown love; we never got solid clarification if Biggie Shorty was actually claimed by him or if he just allowed her to feel like she was the main chick cause he welcomed and appreciated her loyalty and friendship so she’d get companionship treatment regardless 🤷🏾‍♀️

The smoothest, most silent, stylish and ‘multitalented’ humanitarian I experienced

My dawg!

I strongly feel that he was an Aquarian 😏

[acommonloon]

Throw it back Thursday

- Saturday I was telling my SIL about my first experience with peel-n-eat shrimp, while making us some. I was so hick I didn't know how to peel it but that wasn't what I most remembered about that day.

This was 1983, around the same time this pic was snapped. In fact, I thought the guy with his back to our little black and white TV was probably there when it happened. It was a party celebrating our graduation from Air Force Technical School at Biloxi, MS and Ken was part of the class. Another class member hosted it.

Turns out he wasn't there that day. I know because he called me about an hour later. I hadn't spoken with Ken since D (cutie far left) and I left Biloxi in the Spring of 83. When I answered the strange number, I immediately recognized his voice and when he asked if I remembered him I burst out laughing saying of course, I just was remembering him. Then I mentioned the party where I first was offered a bowl if peel-n-eat shrimp I didn't know how to eat then a bowl of pot - if that was cool. Awkward!!! The pot certainly was not cool because the AF was piss testing us almost monthly and a positive test meant getting kicked out, no second chances. Ken said he didn't remember that party.

Then I recalled he was older, married, and had a toddler. Not cool probably.

Anyway, Ken and his wife were from a nearby town. We processed into the AF together, shared the same basic training flight in San Antonio, we attended technical training at Keesler, and Ken and his wife even came to our wedding in December of 1982! However, after tech school, we went our separate ways. I went to Texas and on Saturday, Ken and Carol are coming over to catch up on where they went.

At first I was excited about this. I am interested in people in general and Ken mentioned they now live 20 minutes from St Louis, so maybe he could give me insider info about that exciting town. Ooh maybe we share some interests like restaurants, bars, breweries, etc! You know old man sports.

Anyway, after his call I sent him a text with my address. Didn't get a reply but no biggie. Yesterday, after discussing D's availability and preferences, I sent another text. No reply. So this afternoon, I sent a text saying - did you still want to get together?

Ken called shorty after. He apologized for not replying to my texts and confirmed they'd driven in yesterday. They still wanted to meet. D asked me to set up dinner somewhere. She has social anxiety especially when it comes to hosting people here. So I suggested it. There was a slightly awkward silence then he said they were hoping to come to our house. I was fine with it because I love to host and really if we were going to be catching up, we had 40 years of catching up to do. Then he said a strange thing.

He said he was talking to his brother who recommended taking Hwy 60 and...

I confirmed and filled in the last two turns to get here and said, "Don't you have a smart phone. You can't get lost anymore right?"

No, he replied I refuse to get one in protest.

WTF?

I didn't even know how to address that so I laughed and said, call if you have trouble finding us.

I texted D

She replied: Trumpers!

Oh shit.

I got some peel-n-eat shrimp for the occasion.

[uglydollsforever2022]

Wanda Sykes

Played in a movie

Tomorrow night: Wanda (Mel's Date)

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps: Chantal

Down to earth: Wanda

Pootie Tang: Biggie Shorty

Monster-in-Law: Ruby

The Adventures of Brer Rabbit: Sister Moon

Over the Hedge: Stella the skunk

Clerks II: Angry Customer

My Super Ex-Girlfriend: Carla Dunkirk

Barnyard: Bessy

Brother Bear 2: Innoko

CondomNation: Linda

Evan Almighty: Rita Daniels

License to Wed: Nurse Borman

Rio: Chloe the Canada goose

The Muppets: Officer Ethel

Ice Age: Continental Drift: Granny

The Hot Flashes: Florine Clarkston

Ice Age: Collision Course: Granny

Bad Moms: Dr. Karl

Snatched: Ruth

A Bad Moms Christmas: Dr. Karl

Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate

Uglydolls: Wage

The Wedding Year: Janet / Grandma

Jexi: Denice

Friendsgiving: Fairy Gay Mother

Breaking News in Yuba County

The One and only Dick Gregory: Herself

Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie: Sue Nahmee

[shorty-tolentino]

Hi!

I’m shorty!

I’m by no means a writer, but sometimes I have things in my brain and I put it on paper, or a google docs, or my notes app (there’s a lot there) and sometimes I think it’s good enough to share so..here I am.

Literally don’t feel pressured to like it or share it or anything, I guess if you wanna use the concept or writing just give me credit? But I’m really, totally and honestly not expecting or hoping for that to happen. It’s honestly just another platform for me to read my own stuff.

So yeah..I’ll post a new story every now and then and if enough people read it then I’ll keep posting if not 🤷‍♀️ no biggie.

Anywayyy. Have a nice whenever you’re reading this! 🥰🤍

(p.s.- I do have a story on Wattpad called “out of your mind”. It’s a mha fanfic and last I checked it was doing pretty well even though I haven’t updated it in…well, in a while 😅 if you know me from there you should totally say hi!)

[cyarskaren52]

Twitter crowns DVSN the kings of toxic after "If I Get Caught" music video

Yesterday (July 21), Canadian R&B duo DVSN dropped their latest single, “If I Get Caught.” In it, Daniel Daley and Nineteen85 have found a new way to romanticize cheating. Twitter is torn on if the track is honest or the most toxic thing they’ve ever heard.

With help from Jermaine Dupri, the song features an intro that samples JAY-Z’s 2001 hit “Song Cry.” “I was just fucking them girls. I was gon’ get right back,” the New York native says as the track begins. Next, Daley sings, “You wouldn’t want me if you thought I never had hoes.” As the eyebrow-raising lyrics continue, the all-male chorus sings, “If I get caught cheating / that don’t mean I don’t love you / I know you ain’t gon’ let one little fuck / mess all this up / one mistake / take all this away.” JAY-Z’s intro plays throughout their serenade as a friendly reminder that he was simply “fucking them girls” and intended to get back to his true love.

Of course, Twitter had a lot to say about the track. Former South Carolina House of Representatives Democrat Bakari Sellers seemed to enjoy the song. “Y’all heard #DVSN and seen the video[?] What we thinking?” the CNN political analyst asked. He added, “I think it’s a toxic banger,” with a laughing emoji. Others joked about the song giving “Negro Spiritual” vibes. “Not the Community Choir of Cheaters in the background, giving us a 2022 Negro Spiritual,” a post said. Some tweets contained GIFs of Black men marching or in the field working. Not everyone was in love with the track, though. “R&B is so obsessed with being toxic right now, man. Where are the niggas who just want to be in love, man? I’m tired,” a user tweeted.

Some like both sides of the debate. One person tweeted, “This new DVSN is disgustingly toxic. I like it.” With all of the debate, the video is definitely racking up the views on YouTube. Check out the video and tweets below then  decide for yourself. Is the song honest? Or toxic?

Thx @jermainedupri for clearing the Jay-z sample … and Idk if the song’s TOXIC it’s more just… honest 🤔 pic.twitter.com/UGr44bgrix — dvsn ÷ (@dvsn) July 20, 2022

The Kevin Samuels tribe got ahold of dvsn!! pic.twitter.com/2FEgTDtJrL — Biggie Shorty (@kierajanae__) July 22, 2022

DVSN went crazy 🔥😂 can't wait to sing this drunk. — 👑 De.tale Debonair 🥶💦 (@DapperVon_) July 22, 2022

Just listened to ‘If I Get Caught’ by DVSN My thoughts: don’t say you want to be in a monogamous relationship if you want to be in polyamorous relationships… if you don’t want to be in polyamorous relationships don’t be mad when women cheat back and better 😅💁🏾‍♀️😏 — Nina G. (@EyeVibeHigher) July 22, 2022

RnB is so obsessed with being toxic right now man. Where are the niggas who just want to be in love man? I’m tired. Brent, Giveon and now DVSN. Bring love songs back — Locke Lamora (@MufasaJr263) July 22, 2022

This new DVSN is disgustingly toxic… i like it — Nella (@Nellajewelx) July 22, 2022

This is what that DVSN song sounds like… pic.twitter.com/UfqKIVKPPT — k a r y. (@itsKARY_) July 22, 2022

If that's what DVSN is doin…they already got album of the year — Tizzy (@Terron_xo) July 22, 2022

imma just let dvsn make what they wanna make & maybe one day I will tap back in 🙏🏾 I can’t get jiggy wit dis — ju (@earringdealer1) July 22, 2022

Jay at the crib rn 😂 @dvsnpic.twitter.com/Cf64cWcCnH — New Rory & MAL (@newrorynmal) July 22, 2022

this the same dvsn from A Muse in Her Feelings? Sept 5th?! https://t.co/TmgeivRYBY — SB (@Avant6arde) July 22, 2022

Was a fly nigga when you got here, charismatic when you got here #dvsn 🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/qqWjwi6foM — Wes – (@wesworld04) July 22, 2022

The all male background sounds like some prison yard songs you hear in movies 😂 — Millz (@Dmillzz32) July 22, 2022

DVSN was right about one thing, why would i want a man that gets no hoes? — DIP (@drippica) July 22, 2022

Y’all heard #DVSN and seen the video. What we thinking?  I think it’s a toxic banger 😂 — Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) July 22, 2022

Dvsn 37 bro need to put that toxic shit away and go start a family — Augusti Nevermind (@AugusBanned) July 22, 2022

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[itsexclusive]

That's why every dude needs himself a biggie shorty in his corner to deal with such foolishness.

the constant threat of violence is what keeps me and men from going back and forth. women will keep pushing that issue(with me specifically) bc they know the threat of violence is 0.

and theres not really shit i can do about that besides not deal with the habitual line steppers

[gottastaychai]

[jess-abides]

I tried to dress up as Biggie Shorty but I ran out of energy so here, have Basic Bitch Biggie Shorty. She still likes to dress fancy and dance on street corners, and she’s still not hookin’

[c0ldturkey]

[serge-richard]

[osamustar]

I came up with this idea after seeing a post of a photo explaining some of Michael’s past. Such as him being sent to prison, having escape plans, forged identification, and a driver’s license?! This really made me change my thoughts on who Michael really is. I believe he’s very educated now, and knows a lot more than we think he does. Please enjoy! This will be split into parts, coming out whenever I decide to write. I will try my best to get them out as fast as I can, though I am working on requests so it will take time. Reader is female in this story.

Guard

Part One.

Next part

No trigger warnings continue at your own risk

The state prison. Highest security, maximum capacity, and the most well known killer in Illinois. Michael Audrey Myers. Today was his first day coming in from Grove. It was lunch time. Tension was high throughout the prisoners, yet they sat confidently in their seats wanting to appear fearless. A new guard had been appointed today. You.

You just left the military background, deciding to take a kick at being a prison guard. You didn’t think you’d be assigned to an all male penitentiary but here you were. They believed you had the skill necessary for the position after reviewing your status. Skills necessary for Michael Audrey Myers. You were in charge of the most notorious killer around. No biggie… Right?

Big biggie. Do they realize they’re placing a very small woman in this situation? You could easily be crushed by that beanstalk. You appeared equanimous, but on the inside you were shitting bricks. You had an seriously hard time trying to figure out why they picked you for this job. Sure, you were well built, and strong. That doesn’t mean jack shit against this… Man?

“Shorty! Assume position please!” Your captain ordered. Shorty. The quick nickname everyone in the prison had chosen for you. Yeah, a building full of men. Of course you’re gonna seem smaller amid them all. A soft sigh left your lips as you took your place near Michael’s cell to be. Both of your hands were gripping your gun tightly, teeth gritting together as you took a deep breath.

I’m okay. Yeah. It’s just a big teddy bear. A big teddy bear with giant murder mittens. Yup.

A loud buzzer rang through your ears, the heavy steel door to your far left gasped as it opened, a guard walked inside taking position aside the door. Your head kept forward, but you couldn’t help but give a side eye towards the door watching for the devil himself. There he was… Two guards at his side, armed with guns, shoving him onward. We wore his signature navy blue coveralls. You found this rather interesting as the rest of the prisoners wore orange. Perhaps it was a special request of some kind.

Michael’s eyes immediately set on you. The first and only woman he’s seen in here. You quickly looked away from him, breath hitching in your throat. The whites of his eyes stood so bright against his dark irises. You felt his stare burning through you as he got closer. You turned your head slightly to the side to avoid his gaze. The two men escorting him pushed him inside of his cell with the barrels of their guns, shutting the door behind him.

You looked up once the men took their leave. “Alright, Shorty! You’re in charge. You have all access to the control room. Pull the alarm if needed, it will trigger the safety system. Fully functioning phone and computer… Coffee… Snacks… Bathroom… Everything you need. I have a meeting to attend, we’ll talk tomorrow.” He flashed you a quick smile, and walked off through the hall. You watched him leave, huffing. You turned to the control room, making your way over and going inside.

Your eyes set upon the camera feed. Michael was staring directly into the camera in his cell. “Wow. That’s not unsettling at all…” You nervously laugh, taking a seat in the swiveling chair with a loud creak. You observed how Michael looked, surprised that he was such a good looking individual. Surprised that someone with that kind of face would want to hide underneath a mask. He had a head full of curly hair, tan skin, a strong jawline, long decently sized lips, very thick eyebrows, and gentle stubble. You giggled at how cute his nose was. It was small and upturned. You’ve never seen such an adorable nose before.

Are you seriously admiring a serial killer right now?

No… He’s just a fine young man. Nothing wrong with scrutinizing him. Nothing but memorizing what your assigned prisoner looks like. Nothing more… You jumped up when you heard the buzzer go off, totally knocking you out of your trance. You peep above the screens to look at the door. It looked like a doctor? You stood up to go greet the man. He was old and very bald. He had a silver beard, and a big nose. “Hi! How can I help you?” You smile, putting your hand out to shake his. The old man smiled, shaking yours, “I’m here to see Michael. I am his doctor.” “Oh! Alright. Could I get your name?” “Loomis. Dr. Loomis.” “Nice to meet you Dr. Loomis, I’m Y/N.”

Loomis had wanted to take Michael out of the cell to have a session with him. You simply agreed, nervous as you unlocked the cell door. Michael sat on his bed, staring at the wall. His head slowly turned to face you, his eyes drawing up your body scanning you. You shivered, feeling his pupils drag along you. “Hi, Michael… I-I’m your personal guard.” You smile brightly, “Dr. Loomis is here to see you. He would like to have a session. I’m going to take you to another room okay? It’ll be nice to get some fresh air right?” You take a step forward, wary of him.

Michael’s gaze had become dark. He refused to stand up, turning to face the wall again. “Okay… Doctor, is it okay if we pursue the session here? I think he prefers that.” You ask the doctor, trying to seem as friendly as possible. Loomis did not seem happy. “Oh he doesn’t prefer anything! I’ll get him myself!” He hissed, pushing his way through, going to grab Michael. You swiftly stepped in front of Michael to stop him, “I’m afraid you can’t do that sir. Strictly rules.” You were incredibly close to Michael. He was involuntarily taking in your scent, finding it rather pleasant.

The doctor had settled for the cell. You brought in a chair and a folding table for him to use. Michael had been giving Loomis a death glare the entire time he had been setting up. He had a briefcase full of files and photos. You stood in the corner of the room, keeping watch to make sure nothing happened. You were quite nosy, listening in to everything he talked to Michael about. How could you not listen? You were in the same room just a few feet away.

As the session went on you kept zoning out, now finding it extremely boring. “Look a me, Michael!” You quickly snapped out of your trance. Your hand went straight to grab your gun, scared that Michael had been set off. You calmed down once you realized he was still in his same spot, having not moved since you were last focused. “Doctor, may I very politely request that you do not yell at the prisoner? We would like to refrain from upsetting him at any means necessary.” You calmly ask him, his angry look softening once he remembered you were also there in the room.

“Y-Yes… I apologize, miss.” He stammered, looking down at his lap as if he was embarrassed.

He should be. What kind of doctor yells at their patients? What good does that do?

Michael had stayed silent the entirety of the time. No surprise there. The doctor quickly began to gather all of his papers, shuffling them together, and straightening them out against the table. He placed them back into his briefcase, locking it. He sighed, standing up. “It was nice meeting you. I will be leaving now.” He shook your hand again, bowing his head. He left as soon as possible, slamming his fist on the steel door to be released from the hallway of cells. The door buzzed open, allowing him through.

You took a deep breath, looking over at Michael. “You alright? I don’t know what kind of doctor he is… No doctor should be yelling at his patient. It’s not fixing anything…” Michael continued to stare down at the floor, not acknowledging you. You gulp, “Well… I’ll bring you dinner here soon, okay? I’m sure you’re starving. You’ve had a long day.” Michael didn’t budge. You pursed your lips, pushing open the cell door, and closing it behind you, locking it.

Maybe being his guard wasn’t so hard after all? Everyone had told you it would be frighteningly difficult. You’ve heard stories of him breaking through his handcuffs and killing guards. Though the context behind that is they were teasing him. Not so smart on their part. You sat in your chair, legs propped up on the desk as you watched the cameras. Michael had laid down, his eyes closed. Well this answers your question if he actually sleeps or not.

Michael wasn’t sleeping. He was thinking about you. Why were you so kind to him? The men here would’ve encouraged and allowed Loomis to yell and pull at him, but you didn’t. Why? Why are you being so nice to a monster such as him? Michael had never encountered someone who wasn’t enraged at him for being what he was. Especially a guard. Michael was determined to learn more about you. You were becoming his new obsession.

He liked you.

[hime-memes]

                         • Into The Spider Verse Soundtrack Starters • 

I was re-watching this movie the other night & remembered how good the soundtrack was. Here we are today, with a set of lyric starters ! Enjoy ! 

                   - Click the Song Titles to be redirected to a youtube™ video of them. –       As always: These have been modified for cohesive and sensical use for the general RPC. Feel free to change anything within these that you see fit to make it work for the receiver’s muse !     Recommended For: Any Muses/Plots/Timelines.

Trigger Warnings For: Violence & some mild language

‘ Elevate ‘ “ I had to get out all alone. “  " I’ll figure it out on my own. “ “ I know what I really want now. “ “ ... And now I see clear in HD ! “ “ I ain't got time to waste. “ “ They wanna fight ? I'm just gon' let 'em hate. “ “ You better choose a side -- ! “ “ You gotta choose a side ! “  “ You better do what's right, or you’re gonna lose the fight ! “ “ This is my arena ! “ “ I'm the black widow with a bad stinger -- “  “ I'll make you scream like a bad singer. “ “ I'm everything that you wanna be, plus more ! “ “ ... Since there's no heroes anymore ... “ “ Who’s the bad man that a man gotta bash on ? “ “ They will slander me -- I just plan to be somethin' powerful for my family. “ “ I tried to balance life and my sanity. “ “ How can I possibly act right ? “ “ I know you heard 'bout my last fight ! “ “ ‘ Cause I win, over and over again ! “ “ Fightin' my demons; I'm nice for a reason. “ “ My strength and my honor is trusted by children. “ “ I'm ready and willing to fight all these villains ... “ “ No chaos or killings -- my style is so brilliant ! “  “ I may have lost the battle, but I will not lose the war ! “  “ And, I did everything that I did on my own. “ “ Better talk to me nice; better watch your tone ! “  ‘ Way Up ‘ “ I went from boy to a man. “  “ My opposition had to stand down. “ “ ... And I had to make a perfect plan. “ “ I had to fight for the city. “ “ I had to fight for the people ! “ “ You gotta do what all leaders do ... “ “ Everyone here ? We believe in you ! “ “ We know you can be a hero, 'cause we’ve seen you do it ! “ “ Now, there's no villains allowed. “ “ The competition was lethal ! “ “ Honestly, it's no biggie. “ “ I had to do what all leaders do. “ ‘ Familia ‘ “ Father, father, unforgivable -- “ “ This is my house; you made it personal. “ “ It's always trouble when they go too far -- “ “ Nobody mention my familia. “ “ Father, father, could you bless his soul ? “ “ He’s talking crazy, I may lose control ! “ “ La lealtad vale más que el dinero ! “ // “ Loyalty is worth more than money ! “  “ Y yo me vo' a morir leal y nunca como un traicionero ... “ // “ And I'm going to die loyal and never as a treacherous ... “ “ Yo hasta doy la vida por mi familia ! “ // “ I’ll even give my life for my family ! “ “ ... Y que en paz descansen los que se mueren de envidia ... “ // “ ... And may those who die of envy, rest in peace ... “ “ Y en la familia no se falla, pero si te traicionan ... “ // “ and in the family you don't fail, but if they betray you ... “ “ No les das la espalda, tú lo ayuda' y perdona'. “ // “ You don't turn your back on them, you help him, ' and forgive '. “ La familia primero. ” // “ Family First. “ “ No lo compra el dinero ! “ // “ Money don't buy it ! “ “ Real hasta la muerte -- ! “ // “ Real until death ! “ “ Yo nunca vo' a traicionarte ... “ // “ I will never betray you ... “ “ Y si tú te cae yo mismo vo' a levantarte. “ // “ And if you fall ? I myself will get up ... “ ” Nobody pop off; nobody get murked ! “ “ Nobody scream, it'll prolly get worse ... “ “ Now I'm the curse -- this is my terse. “ “ Before I kill 'em, Imma torture them first ! “ " You about to need a prayer from a preacher. “ “ Eye of the tiger, faster than a cheetah -- ! “ “ Hop out the spider, then it's hasta la vista ! “ “ Now you’re a dead man for real. “ ‘ Hide ‘ ” Need a drink ? “ “ Really think I found my home -- Shorty make me feel at home. “ “ She made me leave the thrills at home & I'm fine with it ... “ “ She really made me lose control. “ “ Imma let my love unfold. “ “ We're just two lost souls, but we're fine with it. “ “ There's love at my front door ... short notice ! “ “ You're not like the same girls, I notice. “ “ Think I met my soul mate, and yeah -- I know it. “  “ When it gets dark outside; In you I confide. “ “ You help me face my demons. “ “ I won't hide ... “ “ Girls like you are hard to find ! “  “ I hope you don't mind, If I give you the time of your life ! “  “ Life is not the same -- “ “ Now that you're here ? I want nothing to change ! “  “ You pick me up when I'm down, look - I need you around. “ “ You’ve seen me through my darkest times ... “ “ You brought meaning to my life ! “ “ All because of you, I do right. “ “ Because of you, I have a purpose ! “ “ I fight for the world, because you're worth it. “ ‘ Scared of the Dark ‘ ” I'm not scared of the dark. “ “ No, I'm not afraid of the fall ... “ “ I'm not scared, not at all !  “  “ Why would a star ever be afraid of the dark ? “  “ I ain't never scared & I ain't never horrified. “ “ I just looked down at my Rolex, it said it's the darkest times. “ “ I ain't never terrified, I ain't never petrified. “  “ You know I see dead people, I just tell 'em, ‘ Get a life ‘ ! " “ Let me testify. “ “ I have never testified. “ “  I'm married to my pride. “  “ I got eyes like marbles; if I cry -- they sparkle ! “ “ You know I can read your mind like I'm the author. “ “ Take a deep sigh, it’s a sayōnara, I ain't afraid to die ... “ ” Okay, put my heart to the side. “ “ In my feelings, hey - let's ride. “ “ ‘ That’s my baby ! ‘, Boy, you crazy ! “  “ If only you count the tears I've cried ... “ “ A million times, I swear I've died ! “ “ I'm trying, but it's still not right -- “ ‘ Memories ‘ “ My memories came back in the form of someone else. “ “ I know this feelin', yes, I know this very well ! “  “ Why won't you love me now ? “ “ It's gon' take some gettin' used to. “ “ You feel the pain when it hits you. “ “ Don't you ever let them fool you ! “ “ ' Cause I know, that you know, that it ain't true. “ “ I learned the hard way about trust ... about us. “ “ We're not so stable anymore. “ “ What's left if I give you my all ? “ “ You stepped over me like a sidewalk. “ “ That's your loss ! “  “ You self-destruct and I watch. “ “ I can't deal with ya. “ “ I finally had enough. “

‘ Home ‘ “ I'm at war with their enforcement. “ “ Tryna fight for what's right and got sidetracked ... “ “ Where is your mind at ? ... ( Never mind that ! ) “  “ I stay with my brethren & pay for protection. “ “ I'm doing what's right and not askin' no questions. “ " I'm ready and waitin' for my day of salvation. “ “ I’m right where I belong now. “ “ They're looking for saviors. “ “ I'm looking for safety. “ “ I'm never gon' beg or plead. “ “ Say it out loud: Are you ready for war ? “ ‘ Start a Riot ‘ ” Who in here tryna start a riot ? “ “ That ain't no flyin' saucer ... “ “ You better just fix your posture ! “ “ And every hero needs his theme song, so -- “ “ You ain't got a chance, boy ... “ “ I thrown in everything but the kitchen sink ! “ “ I try to be friendly in the neighborhood. “ “ ... And here you come, all bargin' in ! “ “ ... All ugly like a brown fur cardigan ... “  “ I'm comin' through with my crew to make 'em pay ! “  “ I don't need no super suit, I'm feelin' brave ! “  “ Don't be a hero -- turn around & walk away ... “  “ Every day is like a sticky situation, when evil's lookin' for a chance ... “   “ We got the power in our hands ! “  ‘ Invincible ‘ “ I wanna feel like I can't come down ! “  “ I got a dream so I can't stop now. “  “ I gotta stop feeling invisible -- and start feeling invincible ! “  “ The hardest thing is believing in your dreams ... “  “ I feel like a stranger to myself, and sometimes that feels dangerous. “ “ ... But, I'll bet you'll see me for who I truly am. “  “ Some days I look in mirrors, and I wonder who's that man ... “  ” When your fear's near, you don't wanna get closer ! “  ‘ Let Go ‘  ” Sometimes I don't really know myself. “ “ Devil’s on my back, pray for me -- I need help. “ “ An angel’s in the front tryna guide my steps. “  “ Who do you call when you need some help ? “ “ Who do you call when you by yourself ? “ “ Who do you call when you feel down low ? “ “ I just wanna scream -- I just wanna explode ! “  “ I got a devil on my left & a angel on my right. “ “ I'm just tryna live my life; You know I'm just hangin' in the fight. “  “ Violence in the streets: I just wanna calm the beast ! “  “ All these problems I'm just fightin' with myself are enemies. “  “ I'm looking for my happiness now. “ ‘ Sunflower ‘ ” Needless to say; I keep her in check ! “  “ Callin' it quits now ? Baby, I'm a wreck ... “  “ Crash at my place -- Baby, you're a wreck. “ “ Someone took a big ‘ L ‘; Don't know how that felt ! “  “ Lookin' at you sideways, party on tilt ... “  “ Some things you just can't refuse. “ “ She wanna ride me like a cruise & I'm not tryna lose ! “ “ ... Then, you're left in the dust. “  “ I think your love would be too much. “  “ You don't make it easy -- no. “ “ Wish I could be there for you ! “  “ Every time I'm walkin' out, I can hear you tellin' me to turn around ... “ “ Fightin' for my trust & you won't back down ... “ “ Even if we gotta risk it all right now ? “ “ I know you're scared of the unknown & you don't wanna be alone ... “ “ I know I always come and go ... but, it's out of my control. “ ‘ What’s Up Danger ‘ ” Two-thousand surroundin' us. “  “ You’d travel two-thousand kilometers to hang out with us ?! “  “ What's up, danger ? “ “ Ayy, gettin' old; they doubted us ! ( Makes it that more marvelous. ) “ “' Cause I like high chances that I might lose. “ “ I'm insane, but on my toes -- I could keep the world balanced on my nose. “ “ I had a slumber party wit' all my foes. “  “ Now, I wear 'em like a badge of honor on all my clothes. “ “ If I'm crazy, I'm on my own. “ “ If I'm waitin', it's on my throne. “ “ If I sound lazy; just ignore my tone ! “ “ Mama was always askin', ‘ Where did I go wrong ’ ?! " “ I like it when trouble brews, I won't dare change ! “ “ I like it when there's turbulence on my airplanes. “  “ I like it when I sense things that I can't see yet ... “ ‘ Save the Day ‘ “ I pull up and save the day. “  “ How could I forget ? “  “ It takes some courage to bet. “ “ That must be why you’re in debt. “ “ You take the bait and get caught in the net ! “  “ Evil will never prevail, suckers ! “  “ What is real will never fail to prosper. “ “ All of these people sayin' that they want the treasure ? “ “ Careful of the wishes you make up on your blessings. “ “ Because the devil in you is plottin' against you ... “ “ ... And you'll find that your worst enemy is within you. “ “ It's me & my friends & I know that they got me ! “ “ Got no fear in my heart 'cause I know that I'm brave. “ “ Never gave up, kept my head in the game ! “ “ If you ever get lost, then I'll come back and find you ! “ “ On a bad day, a villain can't defeat me -- “ “ Everybody gotta fear when there's combat. “

[welldonekhushi]

For the ones who love my ship, I had to do this. This is just so hilarious 🤣

It's a fact Soap loves to call Scarlet "shortie" but Scarlet calls him a "giant" or a "biggie". There are endless number of pet names that they give each other since childhood but when they began to grow feelings, you know what kind of names they would have begun to use with each other *wink wink*

It's like;

"Remind me not to take you on stealth missions, leannan."

"What did you say, Captain?"

"Nevermind, keep going." *secretly smiles cause he knows what he said*

(Leannan means "sweetheart" in Scottish)

Soooo yeah that's how it goes! Let me know in the comments if you loved it! Thank you! (•‿•)

[dennymilkus]

pt.2: things the team does for/with a fem teammate

wow! y'all really loved these so I felt inspired before my major test today so here is some more😌eat up. most of these ended up being about sleepovers, pictures, and mortifying period moments but some are just random!

see pt.1 here! and pt 3

contains: Karasuno team

After getting to know the team a little better, you feel super comfortable talking and you really feel like you're all one big dysfunctional family!

When the team has team sleepovers, Daichi has to have a talk with the boys that if any one of them makes you uncomfortable they will feel his w r a t h.

When they set up sleeping matts in the gym, they let you either sleep next to the managers or closer to the boys, depending on how comfortable you are with that.

So when it's time to sleep Tanaka and Noya bounce right up to you, smiling so wide, it almost hurts you to see their faces fall (because Hinata has already asked you to sleep next to him)

Whenever you want to take pictures Suga is ON IT with the angles and lighting.

Want to take a cute selfie for a crush you have? He forces the 2nd years to turn on their flashlights for good lighting.

Want to take some bomb ass photos with the other managers? He is posing and positioning you and crouching and stretching (see: bending over backwards) to get that perfect picture.

And when you want to take a selfie with the team? Asahi offers to use his long arms to hold the phone far enough away to get in everyone.

When you go to take a selfie with the first years, and can't get you arm to fit everyone in, Tsukishima rolls his eyes and takes the phone, but raises it a little too high and ends up getting a that middle aged mom angle. does it on purpose sometimes too.

Kageyama does NOT know how to smile so the most you can get out of him for a picture is just 😬. He's trying you guys.

(just a warning, period stuff for the next like, 3 bullet points))

I can imagine this very specifically but one time you were on your period, and during break at practice you went to grab a tampon out of your bag, and it fell out. No biggie, except Noya was behind you and had the entire Playtex Sport™ commercial memorized and started saying it behind you! You were mortified! Literally refused to turn around and just ran to the bathroom 🏃💨

But Kiyoko, Yachi, and you have mastered a sneaky handing off system where you roll your sleeves up and slip the pad/tampon through the other persons sleeve.

Kageyama saw one time and figured it out so he just deadass asked you what you were doing. You had to explain to him what a period was. He apologized after that.

After saturday practices at lunch or when buying snacks, Daichi always offers to pay for you; you of course tell him no (or maybe you don't and let him buy the onigiri for you), but you always appreciate the offer and tell him that.

If you ask one of the 2nd years to grab something from your (wallet, pencil case, phone) they first ask what pocket it is and oh so gently stick their hand in as to not grab something by accident that you didn't want them to

Tanaka offers you a piggyback ride almost every single day. When you say yes, he is ECSTATIC and ends up sweeping you up bridal style to show you how strong he is.

Noya tried it (because he wanted to prove that he was big and strong) and Suga ON VIDEO got Noya trying to pick you up and buckling under you, sending both of you to the floor. Tsukishima has never and will never shut up about it. Hinata tried it one time too! didn't go so well either.

When Tsukishima starts to tease Noya and Hinata about it, you challenge his skinny ass to pick you up thinking he'll realize his noodle arms aren't any better. To prove his point, he bends over for you to hop on his back, rolling his eyes of course saying "of course it's easy for me, i'm-" "CATCH ME" when you jump on him he's taken aback and almost falls forward! catches you tho and rubs it in the shorties' faces.

You milk this opportunity of course😈(idk abt y'all but the first time I got a piggyback from a tall person i was starstruck that they could see over other people's heads) and order him to go walk around with you so you could assert dominance and because you were generally amazed this is how he saw the world. cue the "damn bitch you live like this?" and him saying "yes im not an oompa loompa" cue smack on his little blonde head

Anyway, this started a teamwide tradition of the shortie squad™ and others to jump at people on the team and scream "CATCH ME", expecting them to catch you.

The game is so fun and all is well until Noya screams "CATCH ME" and Tanaka, who knocks into Ukai who's drinking a scalding cup of coffee. The game was fun while it lasted.c