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hi! may i request hcs of the haikyuu boys watching/helping their significant other workout? maybe yoga or just a regular workout? would be sweet if it was all of them but i know there are so many, so mainly kuroo, kageyama, bokuto, oikawa and nishinoya <3 thank you!!

hi anon!! i’m sorry i didn’t do all the boys, but i wrote for the specific boys you requested. if you, or anybody else, wants these hc’s for other boys i’d love to do them hehe. hope you enjoy!

kuroo tetsurō

he’s so excited as soon as you’re like “hey wanna work out together”

like his whole body freezes up and then he just

screams

if you’re already like pretty athletic, he makes everything a competition

but doesn’t actually compete

he just wants to watch you 😏

no fr he’ll be like “i bet i can do more squats than you”

and then just doesnt squat and only watches you squat

this mf 😭

he gets way too excited and puts an alarm at 4;30 am to text you/wake you up to go on a run with him

you: see that’s what we’re not gonna do

if you’re not very athletic or you’re just starting to get accustomed to working out

he is so. encouraging

like sickeningly so

tries his best not to overwhelm you and does really basic workouts with you

but also if ur laying face down on the ground crying “i dont wanna do this anymore” he will NOT have any of it

good luck unsubscribing to his services

he just wants to see you succeed 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼

cooks you the best healthy meals you dont even feel like youre missing out on anything

now

yoga

listen he’s so cheeky

he’s so mf TOUCHY

couples yoga with kuroo >>>>

it’s so funny bc this man is so strong he can do pretty much any move that requires any type of strength but pull out the flexibility card and he will pass away on the spot

he also just likes to watch you do yoga

not just bc he’s a pervert

but also bc it’s just interesting to see you in your zone

buys you yoga pants just bc <3333

“u just wanna stare at my ass”

“how dare you i would never objectify my gf”

stares at your ass <3

kageyama tobio

remember when i said kuroo would make everything a competition but wouldn’t really care

kageyama cares

he’s so annoying youre just trynna have fun working out w ur bf but here he is trynna kill u bc he’s so much better at everything

okay but if YOURE better 🤑

it pisses him off at first but then he realizes he’s pissed off bc ur so hot and make his spine tingle

work outs with him are intense as fuck

like he goes all out

but then he helps you stretch and 😏 it’s worth it

if he’s helping you workout, he’s kinda harsher than he intends to be

and when he realizes that yk maybe he’s being a lil extra

he apologizes and just asks how you wanna do it

spends the night researching hehe 

is encouraging in a demeaning way like “do you WANT to regret not working harder” ur like tobio i swear on my life i will start crying

when y’all are done he does like give u a small kiss and the sweetest smile “good work” and it makes it all the more worth it

about yoga though

when he first watched u he was horny hwbwjwks

he was like oop what is this feeling

but then it clicked lmao

avoids watching you unless you’re doing it privately so he can embarrass himself less

if you invite him to join you it’s just rigorous head shaking but he loves you sm he’ll do anything for you

he just follows your lead and is listening so attentively and is trying to mimic your movements exactly and is so awe oh my god he’s so CUTE

once ur done and ur both just laying on the ground you roll over and kind lean over him and give him a kiss “thank u for doing this with me”

“we should do it more often”

not horny just in love with you <3

bokuto kōtarō

so hyperactive good luck keeping up with him

he’s also like

built

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN. HIM???? no way he doesnt go crazy w the work outs

if you suggest to work out together he’s so excited and he just does everything normally the way he does at 2.5x speed and you’re just like bruh 🧍🏻‍♀️ slow down

you do eventually find your own rhythm that kinda matches his own

and it’s nice to have him with you because like if you’re at a gym and ur using a device across the room from him he’ll just yell and wave at you and blow you a kiss god i love this dork

after you’re both spent you just sit on the ground across from each other stretching just talking just vibing

gives you a big smooch in between everything if he can

it becomes a really positive addition to your life ngl

if he’s helping you work out

he is actually the fkn BEST

despite him being a work out freak, he doesn’t force that on you in any way

if anything i think he’d be super gentle

so cheerful when encouraging you

and rewards you a lot

too much probably

“20 PUSHUPS BABE !!!! LETS GO MAKE OUT FOR 20 MINUTES”

he doesn’t just say it he really does mean it when he tells you he’s proud of you

loves it when you do yoga

immediately tries to join in

“oouu teach me this move” proceeds to fall on his ass <3

 t’s okay he has a lotta cushioning 😏

he always wants to try the couples yoga moves

he saves them on his phone to show you later and you cant say no bc ur already in gear and the yoga mat is on the ground hehe

(if you watch cody ko and kelsey kreppel’s couples yoga video that’s basically how it goes with you two)

^^^ in one of the moves he has to like lift you up by your arms as youre sitting down and he’s standing and he accidentally just shoves your face into his crotch

you both couldn’t stop laughing until you nearly peed and thats the beauty of love

oikawa tōru

he has to repeatedly ask you if you’re s u r e you wanna work out with him 

if you’re s u r e you can keep up

please hand his cocky ass to him <3 

if you’re athletic, prepare to have him try to one up you every time you do something 

it’s so sweet though cause he’s so determined and he’s sticking his tongue out between his lips and you’re just like baby please what is this 

tells you to lay beneath him while he does push ups so he can kiss you 

you complain about how sweaty he is but really you just want him to take his shirt off <3 

okay two important things i want to go over

one. oikawa does not know when to stop. so, honestly, you probably suggested to work out with him to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t overwork himself 

please make him drink water and take breaks when necessary :( 

two. his knee :( he would probably need to be very careful and he’ll teach you the correct way to massage it and prep it before he does any critical work 

if you approach him one day about helping you work out cause you’re clueless — yes it will get to his head

but like ??? he’s your boyfriend??? your very athletic boyfriend??? 

who else would u ask tf 😹

anyways he makes a whole like list and shit

organizes it so well with color coding and different handwriting 

keeps you up to date with your progress and always says things like “look how well you’re doing babe!” and gives you a hugeeee hug 

now, oikawa is either weirdly flexible, or not flexible at all

we’re gonna go for the first one for this yoga hc 

joins you randomly and starts doing the poses correctly right away ur like ??? sir ??? 

distracts you. so much. 

“can i have a kiss— another one?— one more— one more babe— okay an—“ 

make out sessions ensued :)

nishinoya yū

actually i think noya would like to be in own zone kinda thing when he’s working out

probably blasting some katy perry in his ears ngl 

but when you tell him you wanna go work out with him?? 

now you’re both blasting katy perry in your ears 

stares. stares so much. provocatively. 

he’s your bf so you get it

but women have come up to you in the gym asking if you’re okay hbwjwkwe

makes you try out his routine while he tries out yours 

“wow babe this is sooo easy” he’s dying dont believe him

you guys probably have a handshake that’s so motivating to do before and after eeekkkk he probably makes you feel SO good about yourself after

takes you to eat the unhealthiest shit he can find after a workout because why not right ? chivalry? undead 😻

if you ask him for help he’ll accept right away

competes with you to help you improve 

“one day babe you’ll be beating me at these with such ease” 

he’s the loud kind of encouraging 

yells a lot

like so much 

body worship all the time <3333

“god u look SO good right now i love you so much” 

this simp i love him sm

anyways. onto yoga 

did i mention he stares 👁👁

because he does 

he already knows you do yoga and he will find out your schedule 

just. likes to watch you tbh 

if you offer to do couples yoga with him he refuses bc he likes the view where he is lmfao 

there are so many tiktoks of him just doing the dances while you calmly do yoga 

it becomes a trend lmfaowjwnsj

anyways yes best supportive bf award goes to noya (actually all of them who am i kidding)

end note; MY BEST FRIEND PAINTED AKAASHI FOR MY BDAY GIFT I STOPPED BREATHING ,,, anyways i hope y’all enjoyed this!! feel free to request some more mwah

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h/q boys as things me and my friends do to show affection

this is pretty much just a friend appreciation post cuz i love my friends and appreciation them😠!!! and i also love haikyuu boys and this is how I think they'd show that they love you too😌

YAMAGUCHI Gives you whatever food they don't eat during lunch and the sweets you like when they have extra

DAICHI Will buy you a little coffee or drink in the morning for no reason and when you try to give them money for the drink he gets mad at you

BOKUTO Texts you almost everyday asking if there's anything you want to talk about or if you had a good day

TSUKISHIMA Gives you music recommendations when you're doing homework because it helps you focus, also listens to the music you recommend him too

TENDOU Sends you a list of embarrassing/random things you guys have said during facetime calls to make you laugh when your day has been bland

KAGEYAMA Waits outside with you when your parents are late to pick you up from practice even though he can just leave

AKAASHI writes little notes or compliments down and gives them to you. also passes bullshit inside jokes that he knows will make you laugh during class

KUROO Sends you obscure reaction pictures and memes at very odd hours of the night and calls you to see your reaction

NISHINOYA Blows you an aggressive kiss from across the classroom and mouths “i’m going to kiss you” when the teacher isn’t looking

IWAIZUMI shares his workout routine with you and invites you to join him some time. And vice versa, but he makes it a point to keep up with your routine even if he's sweaty and breathless

OIKAWA comes to your house whenever your not feeling your best and drives you to his house to make your favorite food and cheer you up

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horses stomp terfs to death with their hooves <3

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rivals to lovers is better to enemies to lovers and this is the hill i will die on.

sir if he's your rival and you hate him with every inch of your body and you desire for him to experience the ultimate demise but would without a doubt jump in front and catch an incoming bullet for him to save his life and in return trust him with yours...that's not rivalry anymore sir i regret to inform you that's something else

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does anyone else think abt doing a karasuno truth or dare anon thing or just me but i have no anons so 😕 or like having a server where you do a truth or dare and write out a scenario.... thinking abt it

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im back at school baby B) which means more contnet considering i haven't posted in months but shhhh

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i love wid’s chart😩 moon in cancer and venus in gemini is such a goatee combo

Wait Imma send you my thingy

I don't know what people think this should mean idk but here

omg u have so much gemini and cancer,, kinda obsessed — i wish i could give u a run down but i swear i don’t even know much either lmaooo,, i just go straight off vibes and i like you so <333

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was reading kita’s birth chart and found out his chiron is in virgo. chiron is the aspect that deals with how you heal pain. kits cleans and organizes and tidied up to help relieve some of his unconscious pain. what? no, im- im fine

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i wish more people wrote tsukki x reader or tsukiyama stuff where he is laughing and happy and not always grumpy or nonchalant bc i think a lot of his character is when he feels intensely abt something there’s an exception to his usual “coolness”. Like, he’s usually annoyed talking to others but when he talks to y/n, yamaguchi, etc. he feels relaxed enough to laugh and giggles like a little bitch! and that’s what i love! bring back a tsukki w a soft spot and sense of humor. i miss and want him very bad

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does anyone else think about holding osamu/daichi/kuroo/iwaizumi/tanaka’s beefy arm while watching tv or youtube and they’re just not moving bc they don’t want you to let go so they’re dead still; and they’re just silently getting nervous bc you’re nuzzling your head into their shoulder to make yourself comfortable…. and you’re just holding their hand while they adjust the remote/mouse…

idk i just rly like arms today😌 @dreampathic and osamu😳

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u should write abt dilf osamu bye

😏don’t pull my leg

dilf osamu: the only dad who truly enjoys making little snacks with/for his kids sports games. he carries his youngest daughter on his shoulder and feeds her a little spoon of the rice he just finished flushing, her giggle contagious as he packs the final meal. every mom gawks at his effortless ability to carry every kids’ equipment, while still holding a baby. just very effortlessly strong and charming and no im not thinking abt him all the time.

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