#big whiny baby

[lettherebemonsters]

@hcllsbigboss

The last thing Adam remembered before he woke up missing his halo and wings was a blinding pain in his back and his entire body growing limp as a knife severed his spinal cord and rendered him paralyzed. Unable to fight back the attacker....that fucking one-eyed midget!.....as she stabbed him with glee.

Lute's screams so distant as he felt himself grown in his own blood....

And now he was in Hell. His wings disintegrated until all he had left were two useless numbs near his shoulder blades, and now with a pair of curved horns. Long talons like a raptor made Adam look like a male version of Lilith.

And he fucking hated resembling that bitch so much....

Adam was fuming mad, stomping up and down the room he was in. He couldn't fucking hit anything, so right now annoying the shit out of Lucifer was his only outlet.

" This is fucking BULLSHIT! I'm the First Man! I'M FUCKING ADAM! I made it up there! I don't belong here with the fucking losers!"

[nientedal]

First pic still fresh, second one fully healed! I have been trying to think of a Lord of the Rings tattoo for years, with no success until I saw this piece and said "Oh!!!" out loud. I am delighted with how it turned out!! @chechula, thank you so much for letting me do this 💙 your art is so lovely!

Sarah Zeller at Leaf and Arrow Tattoo in York, PA USA did the whole thing in only four hours. She made a few small changes to "translate" it from paper to skin, but I think it works just as well this way :D An excellent experience and I hope to see her again in the future!

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i... wrote a smol fic (っ´▽`*)っ

also!!!!! If you haven't seen it - shoutout to first ever published fic in Ninja Showdown/My Immortal Soul tags - Lustrous Red by @missadmyre !!!

[lavenderedhoney]

Shower sex we've had over the past couple weeks:

We were switching places under the water and she joked that I was pushing her up against the wall in a fake turned on voice... and then got turned on for real, lmao, so I decided to ACTUALLY push her up against the wall. That got her hard so I slipped her cock between my legs and fucked her with my thighs till she came. Really need to give her more thigh jobs, they're pretty awesome 🤔

She got hard while teasing me (I was being really pathetic bc I can't help it, which always goes to her dick) and I started begging so she spun me around, bent me over, and plowed me. 💖 It always hurts from that angle bc she ends up slamming into my cervix with every thrust and it's GREAT! I told her she needs to fuck me like that more often and why and she gave me a big kiss lmao.

Which leads into, immediately after that she kicked me out of the shower bc I'd forgotten to take my birth control and was a few minutes late (😳), while also putting one foot up on the edge of the tub and stroking herself so it would be extra difficult to tear myself away. As soon as I had the pill down I ran back in and got on my knees so she could jerk off and cum on my tongue. It was so fucking hot and then I kissed her with her cum in my mouth and she DIED. She had to sit down in the tub and recuperate for at least 5 minutes 🥰

(This post is about trans + lesbian sex. DNI: cishet men, minors, ageless blogs, agepl*y/inc*st/abuse/oppression kink blogs)

[solomiracle]

SHUT UPPPPP IM GONNA CRY

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

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[bloodheartz]

Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.

[hellyeahsickaf]

My dog is very distraught that I was struggling to clear my airways. Now she's scratching up the door trying to get someone's attention to tell them to help me. I keep trying to tell her I'm not dying but she's not having it. She does this nearly every time I have to cough or clear my throat a lot and I don't know what I did to deserve her.

[foxgloveinspace]

Ahhh. Sleep token gets so much hate cause the fandom is full of women and queers (affectionate I am said queer), I get it now.

[samuelroukin]

augh i looked at some of the earlier tdhmt chapters and they are so sucks. and i know it gets better but now i'm like does it though??? and also how will anyone read that far if it's bad at the start 💀

[muirmarie]

pros/cons

sponeszine it's the only one of the three that's time sensitive (may 31st babyyyy) AND spones is best beloved!! / BUT nsfw is Difficult for me and i did JUST ("just") write the nsfw enemy within one so it's kinda a lot rn lollll, even tho it's gonna be more not safe for vulcans than anything else tbh

mckirk week - i don't have a planned story WHICH means I'd just pick a prompt and write it out like I do with the dopamine gift fics instead of worrying too much about plot / BUT even though it's this next week, it's still not exactly time sensitive as i could always still write a fic after mckirk week is over if i wanted to participate

touch-starved mcspirk fic - it really SHOULDN'T take me too much to finish it (yes shut up i know that's what i always say and i also know i'm a dirty liar) / BUT i decided to change the ending to make it more distinct from a different one of my stories (yes yes yes I just keep writing the same story again and again i am AWARE lmaooo) and now i actually kind of have to Think about how it's going to work =/

i thought i could do a poll shorter than a day but it turns out i CAN'T so i will simply have to decide based on the vibes when i sit down to write tonight i guess lmaooo <3333

[hanniedream]

choi seungcheol *send tweet*

[allthebestcowgirls]

i actually love mr big SUE ME

[arborix]

I got a pneumonia vaccine at my doc appointment yesterday and man it's almost tetanus shot painful

[creaturebloom]

i have an appointment in three hours which means i must sit silently on my bed doing nothing until then

[artemisbarnowl]

I'd BURY the HATCHET if I could FIND it out here