#big up the waifu shirt

[moldy-crumbs]

[deva-arts]

Seraphina, a bit of a bird , a bit of a human . Maybe. But, my question. When she eats eggs, is it technically cannibalism?

Long answer: no. Short answer, no.

[imintoomanyfandomscuzihaveadhd]

Random ass spider headcanons that are in my maladaptive daydream

Warning: Not proof read, Cussing, probably OOC, acro ace kiri, mentions of AOT,

First and foremost FUCK HIS FOSTER FAMILY UNCLE NORM RAISED SPIDER 😤

His pain tolerance is through the roof. Like he fell out of a tree and was confused on why Lo’ak was freaking out, he looked down and was like “oh my leg’s broke”

He also like never gets sick but when he does it’s bad

Poor baby got abandonment and anger issues 😭

Probably projecting but he’s got ADHD. It was worse when he was little but he still has his hyper manic episodes

This boy radiates so much heat it’s not even funny

HE CAN SING 😩 AND PLAY THE GUITAR 😫

However he can’t dance worth shit💀 all he can do is a awkward shuffle

Projecting (again) but he tries to take care of his hair but gives up really easily. Like he will have a solid hair routine for like a week and just forgets about it instantly

subconsciously brings samples back to the lab.

This poor boy is touch starved please give him a hug

Most of the young Na’vi kids love him despite their parents distaste

Secretly watches his parents video diaries but pretends like he never wants to see them especially his dads

Him and norm watch old anime and superhero movies that was saved on drives

His hair grows hella fast

He’s a very fast learner

He knows Spanish definitely can and will cuss anybody who doesn’t understand it out

Lyle: “SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYING I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL”

Lopez:😭🤣

Has crazy ass sleepwalking spells. Like everyone in the lab literally couldn’t find him. Norm decided he would go avatar to look for spider outside and spider was dead ass asleep in the pod💀

He also sleeps like a rock like the whole lab could get blown away and he would still be sleeping

Morning boi. Like why is he up at 5:30am eating breakfast watching old Pokémon reruns on a Wednesday 🤨

His room is a disaster

Steals avatar/recom clothes

Norm: “Spider, give me back my shirt it’s like 6x your size”

Spider, who looks like a toddler cuz the shirt is so big: “So? You just jealous I look hotter than you in it🙄”

I feel like there’s random period where spider will just wonder off into the forest when he’s not feeling mentally well. And it’s ok because he got the ewya armor

Like he’s found his own secret caves and groves to go to when he’s upset or just wants to be alone

Him and loak once stole the Navi equivalent to alcohol, got drunk and Jake beat their ass

Helps teach Navi kids English

Him, loak, kiri, havin waifu talk after spider showed them the wonderful world of anime

Lo’ak: “historia is top tier”

Spider: “man fuck historia have you seen ANNIE AND MIKASA 😩”What can I say man loves him a strong woman

Kiri: “acro ace vibing with hange”

Boy’s oblivious as hell

omeone will flirt with him and 3 day later while he’s chilling in the lab he’ll go: “HOLY SHIT……THEY WERE FLIRTING WITH ME-”

The waifu one was based off these videos here

@hyperfixatedfandomer @naavispider @today-or-tumble

[three-realms-archive]

Beel is Anime

Levi is torn. Very, very torn about whether he should intervene with the scene happening before his eyes.

On one hand, what was happening was definitely anime-related. A laptop, a phone and some DVD-playing screen; all playing a different genre of anime. There was a now-empty Akuzon package on the floor with a receipt for ‘anime cosplay waifu makeup eyeshadow palette and brush set with manga kawaii sticker set’ taped to the top. The contents of said-box were laid strewn on the coffee table, being used by the last brother he expected to share his interests. At least, not without some limited edition snacks or a themed-cafe involved. Despite that, Leviathan’s heart soared! His little bro was finally seeing the light and appreciating the wonders of anime! Maybe they could cosplay together; eat at maid cafes together; read manga, have hotpot, and all the other things he knows families do from the stories he’s read or watched before.

On the other hand, his second-youngest brother, Beelzebub, was currently dipping his fingers in what looked to be makeup primer (from the bottle label) and putting it in… his hair? Like gel. Making a mess of the whole… whatever this thing was. Smothering foundation on his lips before outlining them in eyeshadow; fumbling with coloured contact lenses, only to stick them with… lash glue? On his eyelids???

The whole thing looked like it required at least twenty content warnings. Plus a message telling kids to not try this at home.

Suddenly, Beel turned around. Of course he did. He was standing in front of a mirror, and could one-hundred percent see his older brother’s mortified face in its reflection.

“U-Uh… B-Beel. Beel!” Levi couldn’t really decide on what to say. Or even what tone of voice to use. “Beel, uh… What, um, are you up to?”

“Bro.” The sixth-born nodded in acknowledgement. One of the eyelid contacts fell off as he did so. “Have I done it right?”

Levi gulped, his hands getting clammy. What was he meant to say? To any of this?!

“D-Done what, Beel?”

“Cosplay. I thought we could go to the upcoming Ruri-chan pop-up cafe together. So I’m gonna dress up like Ruri.” Beel announced, holding up his arms in a ‘T’ shape. He had painted the sleeves of his shirt. Levi’s eyes fell on the paint bucket by Beel’s feet. Literal paint. Literal, thick, still wet paint. It was so much worse than Levi initially thought. “I saw on a poster that if you cosplay as Ruri-chan, you get free dessert.”

Levi blinked.

“Y-You’re cosplay - this is Ruri-chan?”

“Yup. If I want to cosplay, I just have to be anime, right?” Beel shrugged. “‘I am anime.’ That’s what you always shout when you cosplay in your room.” He explains simply, still in the ‘T’ pose. Levi’s eyes go wide and he immediately flushes a deep red, holding his hands to his face and trying to hide behind his arms.

“WHAT?! How did you - ? Y-You weren’t meant to hear…! GAH!!!” He groans loudly in defeat, sinking to the floor with his head in his hands; any further words muffled.

“It’s okay, Levi. I get it.” Beel reassures fondly, reaching down to pat his brother’s shoulder. Levi’s embarrassed stammers turn to horrified shrieks when he hears a wet squish, realising that Beel had also put foundation on his hands, which now were rubbing it into his favourite hoodie. “The Fangol team does chants to hype up before big games, too. I’ll chant it, too - and you can rate it.”

… Levi sobs helplessly as Beel takes a deep breath, and opens his mouth.

_

Lucifer nods, satisfied as he roams around the House of Lamentation, passing by each door. After all the nonsense last time, he’s banned anyone from using loud speakers without his permission… And he’s also banned Beel from ever touching a paintbrush. His hungry, little brother seemed to be behaving himself since then, so all was good.

Or so he thought. He’s checked all the rooms, so he decides to reward himself with a nice, long shower before he has to head back to his study to finish off more paper work. It’s the only room he hasn’t checked, too; which was convenient.

Lucifer approaches the bathroom. He hears a mix of Beel chanting “Beel is anime!” and Levi’s horrified wailing. The smell of paint fills his nostrils.

… He leaves. That shower can wait.

(i will never get tired of this series. the usual: beel being adorkable and confused, lucifer being absolutely done, and horrible, horrible art. one of these days, i swear i’ll write lucifer being cool and suave and stuff. but today is not that day.)

[foxgirlintestines]

The one piece of advice I can really give to younger trans girls is that you really need to embrace the parts about you that you actually liked pre-transition. There is often that crushing weight of gloom and self loathing that comes with severe dysphoria that tells you that everything about you is wrong, but that can just your mind being clouded with negative emotions, and it becomes harder to see the positives. In the end, though, you probably aren't going to become a perfect barbie doll, and that's ok, but striving to become something like that can drive you crazy.

When I first transitioned, I just wanted to be a girl, no ambiguity, just look like a stereotype. It was never really possible, I'm almost 6 and a half feet tall, and the women in my family are not thin, when I got on estrogen I gained weight fast, and it did not go to all the right places. I wallowed in bed a lot, and I just kind of kept getting worse. Oddly enough, it was getting into fetish content where less standard body types were lusted after more than regular anime proportion waifus where I started to see some of the more positive aspects of being amab. I was tall, strong, could be threatening and having a big squishy gut was actually quite attractive. I started to remember things about me when I was younger that I kind of pushed out of my mind. I was the "guy" who would run the mile in PE then casually walk along-side my friends and keep them company so that they didn't get teased, and one time I picked up my overweight friend and just carried her the last bit of the way because she was exhausted and the teacher couldn't really do anything about it because even as a young teenager I towered over him. In theater when there were heavy props to move I just lifted them up and tossed them around when we didn't have grip present. When we were out drinking in college, I was the "safety" who intimidated people so they would not try and take advantage of the drunk girls. I am big, and even if is not very feminine, I like that about me.

I changed my transition goals, I started working out again, not just cardio exercises to lose weight, but weightlifting, squats while holing a barbell, throwing around a medicine ball, and doing laps around my backyard while holding a ~150lb dead tree I ripped out of the ground while doing yardwork on my shoulder. I got healthier, I got happier, and much to my new endocrinologist's chagrin I've been gaining more weight, though now it's muscle. There are still plenty of things that I changed to be feminine, I wear my hair long, I wear girly clothes, often cute shirts with open tops that show off my large arms shoulders and cleavage, and mini-skirts. I put on make-up, lots of bold goth get-ups with heavy eyeliner black lipstick and glittery deep grey eyeshadow. Long painted nails, jewelry, hell sometimes a sparkly rhinestone tiara when I really want to ham it up, cute open toe heels when not wearing my big stompy boots, and of course the biggest one (pun intended) my massive boobs that I got the largest implants legal to be used in the US to make me busty as hell. I don't look like a barbie, and I no longer want to. I'm to the point that people often don't know whether to call me sir or ma'am, but the fact that people say sir or ma'am meekly like they are afraid of getting it wrong is way better gender confirmation than being called "lady."

I am happy now, well, at least happy with my body, there is plenty of shit in the world that still makes me depressed as hell. At least I no longer feel that dysphoria, and it makes those other things a bit more manageable. I think even if I did achieve my original transition goals, I would not be as happy with my body as I am now. You got to find that about yourself too, sometimes you will actually miss things about who you used to be, even if those times were overall worse.

As a silly little comparison, these two pictures of my fursona (which reflect my ideal body type) were made before and after I accepted the things about my body that I didn't want to change.

[sweetness-pop]

Hiya! 💗💋🍓🌸Sweetness*POP🌈🍭💀🌟 here!

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

Since this is a special day for our favorite Markazian gal aka future WAIFU of Ratchet-Kun, I'd love to share headcanons for Talwyn!:

1) Born as Talwyn Elektra Apogee (T.E.A.) on October 23rd in 5339.

2) Daughter and only child of Max Apogee. (CANON)

3) She's Ratchet's girlfriend (CANON)

4) Captain of Polaris Defense Force (CANON)

5) Her mother is not in her life. Talwyn was unplanned, therefore her mother never wanted her, she hates her own daughter very much, and wants nothing to do with her. Talwyn refers to her mother as her "egg donor".

6) Talwyn's "egg donor" is currently married to another man and has a son born 9 1/2 years after his half-sister.

7) Talwyn's parents never married. Max Apogee who was 30 and Talwyn's "egg donor" who was 25 broke up when their daughter was around 2.

8) Talwyn's paternal grandmother was a quite famous figure in the Polaris galaxy. Her name was Elektra Shield who was titled as "Captain Polaris" inspired by Captain Marvel. Nobody knows that Talwyn and her father are related to Elektra Shield/Captain Polaris as her granddaughter and son. Elektra was protecting them.

9) Grandma Elektra passed away when Talwyn was 5. She was 52 years old at the time of her death.

10) Talwyn wants to become stronger for the sake of her loved ones especially the love of her life, Ratchet.

11) She's tired of not being taken seriously and being treated less as a person.

12) She does not want to be an outcast anymore.

13) She always loved Cronk and Zephyr as her 2nd and 3rd papas, and has been blaming herself for their deaths in Into the Nexus.

14) Her favorite colors are yellow and red.

15) Her favorite flower is aster.

16) She can be quite the cute nerd.

17) She's a huge otaku (fan of anime, manga, light novels and Japanese culture) and gamer.

18) During the events of A Crack in Time, All-4-One and Full Frontal Assault, Talwyn has been working out/training at a martial arts dojo called HebiGetsu (Snake Moon in Japanese) as she vows to become a fighter ready to protect her friends and family!

19) Her gym sensei is a very strong markazian woman in her early to mid 50s as of Rift Apart. Her name is Zenko Hebizuki. The one who runs HebiGetsu along with her younger brother. She is the woman whom Talwyn views as the mother she never really had......and the feeling is mutual as Zenko sees her as a daughter.

20) Talwyn is very beautiful, good-looking and attractive, and she does not see it. But others do.

21) Talwyn would often wear long sleeves and pants in her tweens to early teens, but as years go by, she becomes more confident towards her body as she starts wearing fashion that shows her skin.

22) She happens to have a lovely, slender, hot and sexy body with such curves, and is blessed with a very well-endowed bust.

23) She actually resembles her grandmother Elektra except with brown hair. She even inherited Elektra's tail. Both Tal and her dad have sky blue eyes like her grandma.

24) Despite her career as captain of PDF, Talwyn still hopes to find her father someday.

25) She is a very great and skilled cook. In fact, whenever she discovers a foreign dish, she will not hesitate, and cook it after learning it.

26) Her favorite fruit is cherries.

27) She gets annoyed and hates it whenever her buttoned shirts, tops or blouses pop-open revealing her voluptuous chest.

28) She lets Clank and now Kit sit on her lap.

29) Ever since meeting Rivet, she became protective around her. Tal is like a big sister figure towards the lombax, and would make sure if she's alright.

30) Rivet thinks Talwyn is hot, and would sometimes blush at her appearance.

31) Tal resides in a cozy, modern townhouse that has a pool in Meridian City. Ratchet and Clank both have a spare key to her place.

32) Once tried cosplaying, and is now addicted to it. She tends to cosplay in many outfits!

33) In PlayStationVerse, Talwyn has a sweet and strong unbreakable bond with two characters: Keira Hagai of Jak & Daxter and Carmelita Fox of Sly Cooper.

34) Surprisingly, Qwark is one of Talwyn's closest allies/friends that she can rely on. Plus, like her, Qwark is also an extreme cook, and the two would often cook together whenever the R&C characters have gatherings or parties.

35) Whenever she has makeup on, Talwyn is even more beautiful, like a cosmic goddess.

36) As a child, she would work herself to death to dance especially due to rumors of markazians not being good dancers. Guess what? All of that hard practice was WORTH IT! Talwyn was able to break that myth!

37) She wishes for Ratchet to open up to her more often.

38) Sometimes she feels like (and fears) that she's not good enough for Ratchet.

39) Despite being an ex of Ratchet, Sasha is one of Talwyn's dear friends.

40) She acts motherly towards children.

41) If she were to have a 3rd voice actress after Ali Hillis who took over after Tara Strong, then Tal should be voiced by voice actress, singer and Vtuber Amanda Lee aka AmaLee!

42) If she were to have a new seiyuu after Nami Kurokawa for the Japanese dub, then Tal should be voiced by VA and singer Marina Inoue.

43) Her belly button/navel is pierced.

44) She has a dark brown or black lombax head symbol tattooed on her lower back.

45) She wants to help and protect the galaxy.

46) She's always has a fondness for stars.

47) She can make a great archeologist just like her daddy.

48) She never believed in or even thought of love until she met Ratchet.

49) Talwyn has an extremely beautiful, lovely, amazing and empowering singing voice that could gracefully pierce through her listeners' hearts. She might even be a better singer than Courtney Gears. And whenever, Tal sings, her voice is provided by AmaLee who could be a perfect 3rd VA for the character.

And 50) Ratchet is her first and only love! She's really passionate about him. And Talwyn vows to become a stronger woman to protect the lombax man who has changed her life! He is her future husband and will one day be the father of her future children....

DAMN! Did not expect to type this many headcanons for our number 1 markazian heroine! Now I'm proud! What do you all think? Please like and share your comments, which I'd love to read!

Again,

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Lesbian polycule anon here! First, I had not heard of that manga with the three lesbians you mentioned, so thanks for putting something new on my radar. Second, yes, I want that, but not three women, but, like, seven. Just all the different waifu tropes as one big happy ladies-only polycule! Think of the possibilities!

Read the whoa fishes shirt manga first and you'll see why I brought it up in reference to your inquiry. It ain't just them three lesbians there's at least 3-4 more and more chapters means more chances for them to ALL ploy up

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