#big tiddy punk bf

[polyamorouspunk]

You’ve heard of big tiddy goth gf but get ready for big tiddy punk bf

[hey-im-always-sleeping]

Tired of the big tiddy goth gf discourse, why does nobody want a big tiddy punk bf

[staticblitz-moved]

You’ve heard of big tiddy goth gf, get ready for Big Tiddy Goth BF!

[rosemaryandarsenic]

i’ve been having brain rot about gareth with a big tiddy goth gf, if i had a crumb of headcannons id be so grateful 🙏 however if you could elaborate i’d be dead on the floor

As a big tiddy goth gf myself, I LOVE this. NSFW blurb to follow, Minors DNI!!

HC's Authors note: I go on a rant at the end here lol, but tw: political stuff (human rights!) and talk of mosh pits, NSFW stuff, anger issues.

Personally, I think Gareth would favor more Punk/Lolita Goth types but let's be real, he wouldn't give a fuck as long as you're anti-establishment, anti-Fascist, and like metal. Frankly even the metal part is probably not required lmao.

You two would go to shows together and he'd get so nervous at first if you went into the mosh pit, until he sees you're a little battering ram and just goes absolutely feral.

He'd get you longer necklaces so they fall in between your boobs, maybe he'd let you wear his skull necklace during shows.

Will mark your boobs with hickies so anyone who sees them knows you're taken (and you wear low cut shirts to show it off haha)

Before you all start dating he'd lowkey be scared of you! Till he learns your looks are the complete opposite of your personality which is soft and sweet. He'd also learn real quick that soft girls still bark, especially if they have a temper to match his own, which you do.

Gareth would take you Halloween shopping every year, and plan couples' costumes with you. You have a ritual where instead of watching slashers or horror movies like you normally do, you watch a romcom on Halloween night and eat all your favorite candy.

MATCHING TATTOOS AHHH

Hoping this doesn't sound performative but I'm adding it anyway bc it's important: I like to think that he'd be so supportive of however you choose to express yourself and make sure that he supports bands that are not just good but support good values. I write from my own POV which isn't all-encompassing and I think it's super important to acknowledge if it doesn't fit who you are there's still space for you <3 I'm talking about feminist Gareth, Gareth with a Muslim gf who loves how you match your hijab to his vest, Gareth who decolonizes and votes to protect women and POC, BLM protest Gareth, gay rights Gareth, Gareth who decorates his GF's mobility aid and makes pronoun pins for the band. I mention all this specifically because this "stuff" is a huge part of the goth culture (it built it really) and I think he'd be very passionate about it. I know I write smut lol, but good relationships don't require sex and I think he'd be an excellent BF who'd respect those boundaries and would care about what you believe in and his own belief system.

THE BLURB

TW: Mentions of alcohol, boob luge, and shitty yt supremacy bands (I have beef with so many thrash metal bands). As usual, all characters are above the age of 18.

It's like 12:30 in the morning, and you're at Eddie's trailer with the older gang. Robin's in the corner talking to Nancy, Jeff is playing video games with Eddie, and you're in the kitchen listening to Steve and Gareth argue about music. It's hot, and your eyeliner is running as you rummage through the fridge looking for a cold beer, or literally anything to chase the shot you'd just taken.

"I'm telling you, Steve Miller band is so much better than that slasher band-" Steve says, completely getting cut off by your boyfriend.

"Slayer, it's SLAYER. That's not even who I'm talking about!" Gareth grumbles, "they have too much Nazi shit, I'm talking about fucking bands like Quiet Riot. They're revolutionizing music, you can't discredit that."

"Discredit? Man, they're brutalizing rock -" Steve cuts off again as you slam the fridge door.

"Will you two quit it? Steve's a jock Gareth, youre not gonna convince him to listen to metal, especially thrash." You groan, leaning against the counter. "He's no fun."

"Exactly," Steve says, throwing his hands up in the air. "Also, I AM fun, I have plenty of good music to listen to already." He emphasizes the good, making Gareth groan irritatedly.

"What? You think I'm boring?" Steve yells, "Eddie would you say I'm boring?"

"YES." Robin, Nancy, and Eddie reply together without even looking over.

"Jesus," Steve mumbles, "here, let me prove it."

Steve leans in and whispers something in your ear, as Gareth watches smugly, arching an eyebrow as you grin at what Steve is asking you to do. It's a party trick, one you've seen him do in high school, and you're just tipsy enough to play along.

"That's actually kind of metal." You giggle.

"What?" Gareth asks, staring at the two of you as Steve hands you a bottle of jack off the counter. "What're you two talking about?"

"Nuh huh," Steve laughs, "Y/N here is going to be able to explain it much better than I can."

You laugh again as you motion for Gareth to come to you and pull off the sliced-up T-shirt you have over your bra. Gareth's eyes get wide, despite the fact that everyone here could give less of a shit at your indecency.

"What the fuck are you doing, Y/N?" Gareth asks, in front of you now.

"The Harrington special, babe." You answer, winking. "You've never seen it?"

Gareth shakes his head as Steve laughs, "You're about to!"

You pull your boyfriend's face in with one hand and hold the liquor bottle in the other hand.

"All you have to do is stick your face in those lovely boobs of hers and open your mouth," Steve instructs, earning a glare from Gareth at the compliment to your anatomy.

"C'mere baby," you laugh, and Gareth complies, leaning into your chest as he starts to realize what you're going to do. You carefully pour a shot onto your boobs, the alcohol pooling between your cupped breasts and trickling down into his mouth. He laps it up, giving you a dark look as his tongue runs up from below your bra to your collar bone. Fucking christ that's hot.

You'd momentarily forgotten Steve was there as he hollers, "Would a lame person be able to do that?"

You giggle, "You're not doing shit, Harrington."

"Yeah well, not this time Y/L/N, I think your boyfriend would fucking kill me." he laughs, as Gareth nods.

"Touch her tits and you're dead, Steve." He laughs, pulling back and giving you a quick peck on the cheek. "I'll give you like, one notch above lame for teaching her that." He winks at you, and they go back to debating as you pull your shirt back over your shoulders. You were definitely going to pay for that later.

[2-point-5]

big tiddy goth gf this and fluffy haired gamer bf that. what about punk rock bgfs who can only name one nirvana song and don't smoke weed because of their asthma

[leviathans-body-pillow]

Brothers most to least likely to simp for a Alt/Goth Mc

Mammon

Alt/goth/e-fashion/emo/punk/scene/ just have a piercing and/or tattoo, doesn’t matter it has him weak

Beelzebub

Nothing says alt simp like golden retriever jock energy

Especially fond of plus size more classy casual goth.

Big tiddy/tummy goth gf/bf/so you know what I mean

Lucifer

He’s the most fond of a classier goth look

Vampire goth, goth lolita, dark academia

Definitely doesn’t appreciate the louder alt looks like emo or scene or e-fashion

Satan

Huge simp for Dark Academia goth

It makes you look so intelligent and mysterious

Will want to coordinate with you for library and cafe dates

Leviathan

Only if it’s J-fashion inspired or E-fashion

Bonus points if it’s like tiktok kawaii egirl look (Bella Delphine/discord kitten look)

Belphagor

Definitely prefers a cuter of comfier look for his partner

Maybe if it’s a goth lolita/ouja look but only if it’s not too fussy

Asmodeus

He can appreciate a strong sense of aesthetic and style but it’s just so not cute.

Maybe if your look leans more kawaii style or pastel goth or bimbo alt he could be into it

But other than that he’ll constantly bug you to let him give you a make over or pick out a new outfit for you.

[pnuk-r0ck]

Big tiddies goth gf? Nope. Small dick punk bf

[ssanctuses]

tattoo artist than, florist zag, and piercer meg, or alternatively; zag with his big tiddy goth bf and punk gf 

[skiplo-wave]

OCs

So anyway here’s my OCs, so far( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

Name: Nicolas

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Sexuality: Gay/Ace

Height: 5′8

Relationship status: Taken ( dating Mikey)

Race: Demon

Current mood: Tired ™

Likes: sleeping, going to abandon places, cuddling with big tiddy punk bf

Dislikes: Crowded spaces, coffee, blood of the innocents

Random fact: Knows Russian, Chinese, and sign language 

Name: Micheal (goes by Mikey)

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bi

Age: 25

Height: 6���3

Relationship status: Taken ( dating Nicolas)

Race: Human..?

Current mood: Crazy ass

Likes: Chaos, death metal, video games, mountain dew

Dislikes: Karens. Being hella tall, movies where dogs dies

Random Fact: A complete hoarder, owns junkyard strictly for his hoarding

Name:  Ayla

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual

Age: 22

Height: 5′9

Relationship status: Single

Race: Human.

Current mood: Fuck around and find out

Likes: Reading manga, doing hair, material arts 

Dislikes: The sun, driving, dull blades, 

Random Fact:  Use to date Mikey but both prefer being good friends

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[aawwrryy]

its always big tiddy goth gf.... and never small tiddy punk bf 😔😔😔

[pwnyta]

Anyways the VLD fandom might be an absolute dumpster fire but I still made a whole lotta mediocre doodles to put in it:

More under cut:

Ive been playing a lot of AC:PC. :’0

Matts a little too happy to the beauty and splendor of Shiro and Allura.

Keith and Lance are unamused.

IDK... Keith gave him that shirt.

Calm the big girlfriend with brushies.

Dees girlfriends tho.

TEAM PUNK.

Shiro is Team!Mom and Dad at the same time. When I wont share with my asshole siblings my mum asks for whatever I have and I give it to her but then my asshole siblings end up getting it from her. Thats what inspired this.

Im Pidge.

Rolo likes that squish.

Bit janky but I want more Hunk/Shiro bonding in the show... :’T

Keith sure do love his big soft BF.

Pidge is p cool too in his books.

Keiths jacket looks short on him so...

NO.

Those tiddies are too powerful to contain.

I tend to work from the bottom up.... and I wanted long hair!Shiro.... and was like kinky long hair Sheith? ... No no soft cuddles. Soft touching.soft hugs. Because Shiro deserves to be treated with a tender hand after everything hes been through.

Messy doodles~~~ but theyre made of love~

Pallura? Is that what Pidge/Allura is? Allura is trying to... A~LLURE HER~ girlfriend with all her fluffy hair. Its working.

I forgot his scar. OH WELL. I forgot anatomy as well and were not complaining about that now are we?!

This small monochrome human is the Blades now.

Ship Shiro with all the kitties!

He doesnt know its an ugly sweater... dont tell him.

So many fragile little toes. Kolivan doesnt get it. Humans are weird. But his is the best human.

~( :-L >

Shiros scientific research of where the softest fuzz is on these purple kitties.

I drew these before Allura got over her Galra hang ups.

Sendak is the fluffiest of boys.

Sendak also enjoys Shiros fluff.

Head canon that Ulazs back is covered in spots and markings like his head. No one can take it away from me now.

THE FIRST SCRITCHY

CLAIMED FOR ULAZ:

Ulaz you dog.

(or cat)

Keith sends the best gifts.

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TIDDY DISCOURSE.

The top 3 softest

A: //concerned Shiros gonna get salmonella from eating cookie dough S: //LIVING ON THE EDGE H: //amused that his two helpers turned out to be useless dweebs in the kitchen

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I was gonna make a little comic that involved Shiro finding and sneaking a bb Galra onto the ship.

Shiro doesnt know how to take care of a baby Galra but hes nervous about telling the rest of the gang...

But he does need to feed the bb...

So youre just goin full dad huh? Can you please help...

BB Ulaz doesnt appreciate being held by randos.

Hunk stealth collects info on bb Galra and sneaks supplies to Shiro while they figure out how to precede.  Its Always Sunny title card: SHIRO AND HUNK RAISE A BABY

Shiros a S-Rank multi-tasker. He can exercise, play with his bb, and make Hunk cry in one go!

2 sketchy.

---another comic idea doodle.

A: Shiro? Shiro? C: ...Easy Shiro... S: ugh... what happened...

P: A whole buncha weirdness happened.... L: Hey Shiro! S: !?!?!?!

S: Cute? ...

S: WHAT?! WHATS HAPPENING?!!? A: Please calm down!!! C: You just recovered Shiro... youre gonna hurt yourself!! S: WHY AM I PURPLE?!

A: Well.... You were attacked by some kind of magic user... and this sort of just happened... My guess is the spell turned you into the species of someone youve been close to... Hunk youre connection with Shay turned you into a Balmeran... H: //kinda ok with that

A: Lance and Pidge have Plaxum and Ryner....

A: And Shiro..... S: ....Ulaz? A: I think... L: WELL THATS SAD AND ALL BUT I GOTTA QUESTION!

L: WHY THE HECK WASNT KEITH EFFECTED?! K: Im already part Galra... This is how I look. A: ...Maybe... but I was thinking that you have a close relationship with a human... and since you are part Galra that technically makes the human an alien to you. K: .... oh so Shiro?

L: GROSS! Its bad enough youre Galra dont be cute about it! P: YEAH SHIRO ITS WEIRD! H: Aww let him wiggle his ears!!! K: ... >:///c

THE END cuz IDK where else to go with that...

[113rd]

14, trans arsonist, dark dyed red hair (but it still looks a bit brown -_-) blue eyes, black glasses, STILL has chubby cheeks in the year of our lord twenty crime teen, capricorn, VERY into neon and arcade stuff, loves yellow and blue flowers and swimming more than like. Life Itself. ideal date would be taking you wherever you wanted or maybe dinner and a movie and then just kinda running around town holding hands and shit !!! I'm a big tiddy punk bf >:3c

OHOHG.H.G..H.Y..G..F . ..... .. . . .. NHGGGGGGTTTGHHGGG YEAH YEAH

[fakedick]

2018 was the year of the big tiddy goth gf

2019 will be the year of the big dick unproblematic punk rock bf

[horsegirlhob]

Big tiddy goth gf or nazi punching punk bf

Nazi punching goth gf. 

[dangergays]

use this ask to tell me about the oc,, please

here he is!!! his name is lux adair but his superhero name is stareye!!!

he's basically just. me.

he doesnt rlly have flashy superpowers,,, his powers are more subtle things like enhanced endurance, enhanced healing, and enhanced flexibility, but like. theyre not super enhanced

like he'll have a wound heal in five days instead of a week. a big enough difference to be noticeable but not like superman levels

he gets very insecure bc he often feels inferior, esp since his two bfs are powerful heroes with cool ass powers

pls cuddle him and give him reassurance he needs it

FIGHTS!!! WITH!!!! KNIVES!!!!!! mostly uses daggers and throwing knives but occasionally uses swords n stuff

also a massive simp for his bfs.... constantly holding connors tiddies and shoving his face in them (with permission ofc)

also. pretty punk boy who likes to sing and plays guitar a lot