#i love one polycule and mesh tops

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Active musings/headcanons about the polyband SUAU:

Of course, everyone has their Mains.

Steven has Connie, his wife whom he loves more than anything.

Jacob has Jasmin (and Alex but it’s mostly a weird mix of platonic romantic attraction) whom he would take a bullet point blank in the head for.

Adam, Hazel and Anna are all tightly knit together, the classic “love triangle turned into an impromptu polycule by a happy puppy boy alien” story. You know the one.

But outside of those main relationships, we see that certain people just mesh differently, creating new kinds of love and feelings that make things just better in general.

Here’s my favorites from my top three:

3.) Jasmin and Alex- My god, those two have loathed each other from the very beginning like siblings. They argue and make fun of each other like it might win them the lottery. But when push comes to shove, they work well together behind the scenes. They are practically the same person with some minor personality traits that vary, which is why they struggle to get along on the surface. If I met someone like me I’d hate them too 😂. It’s cute, even if it can be tiring to have to hold them apart so they don’t throw hands. If they were to be let go though, they still wouldn’t hit each other. They’d just walk away all huffy 🥹

⭐️ "Hey Alex, this could be us," Jacob called to the man who was now texting like it was his job. He walked over typing with one hand and his finger up to ask for a second before he responded.

"Jacob, it won't look good if I kick you in the balls for being a flirt," Alex calmly explained, tucking it away.

"Healing powers!" Steven reminded him.

Alex cursed under his breath. "What's my pass toll? I’m already sick of you guys in particular."

"A kiss and a compliment for my fiancee."

Sighing, the promo manager let Jacob present his cheek for a kiss and the photographer giggled to themselves. "These are really good pictures. Your band should do modeling when you're done."

Jasmin pinched Alex and blocked a smack. "At this point, we’re stuck together for life."

"Jasmin, you… look a lot less like someone I want to punch in the mouth today," Alex told her amiably. The angel wings and halo were as fake as his “compliment”.

Jasmin put a hand over her heart anyways and presented her other. "Why, thank you, Alex. Since we're on good terms now, why don't you kiss my hand to make sure your compliment is authentic? Be a gentleman for once.”

Jacob cackled as Alex gagged multiple times before he completed the menial task and scrubbed at his lips. "You taste like perfume."

"Better than tasting like asshole."

Jacob collapsed to the ground in laughter as his legs gave out and the two started arguing. "I'm so in love with you idiots."

"You're the idiot!"

“Jacob, get the bail money. I’m going to jail.”

"These are such good pictures," The photographer repeated.

2.) Steven and Hazel. It’s the bromance story of the EON, my guy. These are the same guys that talk about brands of beer inbetween football commercials (Hazel spends time explaining the rules of the game to Steven) while at the same time being the kind of friends where Hazel bangs Stevens senseless and calls him a princess. Both are kinda a little bit of himbos, and they started off as roommates (*gasp* And they were ROOMMATES!). I’m in love with their best friendship.

⭐️ "Now where oh where have I heard that before?" Steven smacked Connie’s ass and watched it bounce before grabbing a handful and humming to himself. "You're so sexy. Let's wrap this up."

"You're animals," Hazel teased with an eyebrow wiggle.

"So are you," He retorted. "How many times have you casually brought up the fact we fuck every once in awhile?"

“Apparently not enough, Princess. Apparently not enough.”

✨ But my NUMBER ONE FAVORITE DYNAMIC IS JACOB AND ADAM! ✨

It’s not the goofball and goth thing everyone’s always gushing about, that’s not the character troupe I think of when I think of them (shit… now I’m kind of thinking of it). Adam and Jacob have both have the very deepest kind of depression and they just understand each other. If I had been thinking right, maybe I’d have had them together but I think this feels better to me. They ARE together, they just aren’t each other’s mains. HOWEVER, that doesn’t stop them from acting like a married couple. I think they’re really twin flames, which is rare to find. It’s strange though because I wouldn’t call them best friends either, they just feel so much for each other it’s kind of a driving force keeping them close together. Adam makes tea when Jacob comes home. Jacob notices Adam’s depressive spirals before anyone, and he loves him aggressively through it.

⭐️ Jacob finally spoke to him again directly a week later, perched on top of the fridge drinking a beer.

Adam raised his eyes slowly. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Everyone's out. It's my turn to babysit." He took a long drink and crushed it with his hand so hard it cut into his skin.

Adam flushed at the sight of the blood and turned his head away in irritation. It was like he just kept getting more and more fucked up as time went on. "Don't call it that."

The man ignored him and downed another beer to repeat the process. This time as he spoke he crushed it faster, seemingly unfazed by the pain. "Never do it again."

He felt like a liar, but he hoped it was true when he said, "I won't."

Jacob pressed harder, unconvinced and desperate. "I'm serious. I'm so serious right now."

Adam's lips curled. "Why so serious?"

"No way did you just make a clown joke at a time like this." He hopped down and grabbed a fistful of Adam's shirt. "Look me in my eyes and tell me if you think I'm just clowning around, Adam."

He couldn't do it, too much heat was rushing to his face and suddenly he was trying to have a single thought he was proud of. "I-I know. I'm sorry."

Jacob didn't let go, he pulled him closer for a kiss as angry as his words and slammed him against the fridge. Jacob was stronger than he was, though he rarely chose to show it in favor of being submissive to him.

Adam fought the urge to submit instead and scowled into the kiss. "You can't force me to not be suicidal."

"Watch me." His green eyes turned glassy. "I have rarely been more afraid in my entire life." Adam hated hearing his voice break so violently. He hated how his depression made people tremble with too many emotions to hold.

"I won't do it again," He murmured. "I promise."

Jacob pushed off of him, his fists clenched. "Fuck."

He was quiet with his back turned to him, shoulders rising with every erratic breath as he tried to find the right words to say. Adam was ever patient, his patience ran eons long and galaxies wide. With this polycule, he kinda had to be when it was overrun with Brats and cocky tops.

"I don't ever want to lose you, Adam. Okay?" He was clearly crying, but his body language said to be still. Explosions from Jacob were few and far between nowadays. To make him this upset, he must really care.

Adam blinked the tears out of his own eyes, not bothering to wipe them away. "You're not going to."

Jacob chuffed and reached a hand behind him. "Then come and let me hold you."

DO YOU SEE WHY THEYRE MY FAVORITE ASDFGHJKL GOD THE GAY AND THE ANGST AND MANLINESS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO IN LOVE WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP

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Ship Bias for Brienne, Jonathan, Mina, Asha, and Bane // anonymous

BRIENNE.

Brienne/Margaery: I think they can be butch/femme solidarity the likes of which Westeros is not prepared for. I think Marg should have married Renly for unrestricted access to his hot lady knight. I think Magaaery has the social smarts where Brienne has the common sense and they should both be Podrick's moms since Magaery loves kids and Brienne is forced into looking after the kid.

Brienne/Sansa: She's going to be Sansa's sworn shield do not @ me. I think Mama Cat accidentally playing matchmaker and sending the love of Sansa's life to her would be both the most bittersweet thing and potentially the most hilarious given 'and then my goodmother tried to murder me in cold blood.' Sansa has always wanted a knight as good as those in the songs, and Brienne is most certainly that.

Brienne/Daenarys: Brienne serving a royal redemption arc. Not holding Dany up to the same pedestal she did Renly, but now seeing the world for what it is, as well as this girl. Men have disappointed Dany at every critical juncture, let her see what a Maid-Knight can do for her campaign and love life. I think their overlapping narratives as outsiders would just mesh beautifully.

Brienne/Cersei: I have no excuse. I saw some fanart. they're both Bi and have Mental Problems. Jaime is the wrong twin.

JONATHAN CRANE.

Jon/Eddie, aka Scriddler/Riddlecrow: My first my last my everything. Largely as a result of roleplaying with Ax's top shelf Eddie, but I have literal in universe decades of lore for them. I cannot be normal about a cold, logical creature and a whimsical, brilliant rogue-turned-private eye. My Jon's (even temporary) redemption arc starts with him crawling into Eddie's penthouse once Arkham gives him the boot. There is nothing I do not love about these two.

Jon/Bane, aka Banecrow: The physical contrast! The mutual horrific backstories! The loneliness of genius! I think they are the kind of dynamic that would either clash at every moment, or become the rogue equivalent of sickening sweethearts. They'd help each other fight their battles, and give each other a space to be human rather than reputation or chemical-fueled villains.

Jon/Jervis, I don't know the cute portmanteau for this: I think Jon would help Jervis stay on top of his care and Jervis would manage to get the grim old professor to smile. I think they would be very good to each other whether as friends or partners or some other definition. I think regardless of dynamic they should get a place together and never stop balancing each other out for maybe forever. It would be so choice.

Jon/Corinthian, I just made this one up: Do not look at me. Both are pretty brutal killers who occupy the ever growing liminal space of fear. They are both gay. Jon would want to put the Corinthian under a microscope and discover how to synthesize whatever anti-rizz he has going on. Jon would be bold enough to mace Dream with Fear Toxin if he even thought of interrupting this bullshit. Corinthian can be thoroughly fetishized as he deserves. I live in shame.

MINA WAKEFIELD.

Mina/Harley: Chainsmokes. Ed got me hard w them. Med school pals who despite being in different departments drifted together and then refused to drift apart for years. Until, of course, as Mina puts it, 'my ex left me for a clown.' Despite her strong efforts to appear otherwise, Mina has never gotten over that, and has stayed Harley's friend in a subtly masochistic tango that is 'still in love with you' meets 'would be invited into the polycule if she could use her words to express thes feelings.'

Mina/Oswald: What began as a sort of pair the spares in a plot w Ax has become one of my fav ships for her. Mina's mature, professional, and a real classy type, and has been a personal ally of the Rogues gallery for years. Throw in a mutual goal and a mutual friend and, well, she was going to be recognized eventually. Mina is a judgment free zone and despite their appearances otherwise, they do have a graveyard in their closets. I think they have more in common than they actively realize, and there is fuel for romantic interpretation there. Also, it's been established that Mina's type in men is 'Big Boys' and while she might have five inches on him, well...

Mina/Waylon: Ax bounces this by me one day and I realize yeah, why not? Mina doesn't judge, Mina is used to working to people who look 'different,' and Waylon has been a personal friend of hers for years. They both came from some shitty upbringings so I think they can both appreciate having someone they don't have to 'front' with. I endorse their annual pizza nights instead becoming date nights. That, and they don't get much bigger than Waylon in this city.

Mina/Bruce: Points directly at Penny. Listen man is self-sabotaging and falling for dangerous brunette villainesses in this city like it's a professional sport. But I think the real potential here is Bruce being a sentimental, cyclical sort who sees himself as the open-pocketbook altruist of the city and Mina as the professional and well-loved surgeon and thinks 'I've seen this before it worked out fine.' Mina in turn sees a rich idiot with no day job, but one who cares for the city as much as she does. The real tragedy is, of course, neither is what they appear to be on the surface, and it's never going to last without some serious deception that throws the entire dynamic into question.

ASHA GREYJOY.

Asha/Qarl: Good dynamic, good dynamic. I like they're both clearly fucking around and not intending to find out, unlike other dynamics pursuant of Asha. I don't know that it will last, but I certainly think their closeness will. It's easily the least offensive canonical Asha romance.

Asha/Arianne: I am here for two queens who are going to flip the board and make their own way. I so want Arianne to end up on Asha's ship and the two to have a fierce battle of wills that ends with pillowtalk. I think they would be the de facto power couple of Westeros if they were given a chance. That and my Asha is obsessed w Dornish gowns and the mere glance of cleavage. Plus I also think as the rebellious/holdout factions of Westeros historically, they should make their own alliance against the mainland/the rest of Westeros. I think it would be funny. Five kingdoms and the Ironborn-Dornish Pride Parade circling the continent in fancy boats a la Nymeria.

Asha/Ravenna (OC): Oh my GOD Ed keeps getting me tell me to stop -- But no, seriously, the idea of them finding each other in the carnage of taking back Winterfell and Rav successfully appealing to Asha for safe passage. And how can Asha say no, Rav is not only beautiful, but as best Asha can tell, an innocent in her father and half-brother's crimes. The unsteady early days knowing what their brothers were a part of, giving way to an all too easy attraction. I cannot wait for them to survive and sail away to have endless adventures and present a new dawn for their respective houses.

BANE.

Bane/Talia: I want to repeat from a post I made about this. yes i ship b*ne/t*lia but not in a nolan or comics way, but in a secret third way (there is something wrong with you. there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me. / I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else… and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more… and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. / i don’t know what brings broken people together. maybe damage seeks out damage the way stains on a mattress halo into one another. the way stains on a mattress bleed into each other.)

Bane/Jonathan, aka Banecrow: See its entry under Jonathan :D

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