#big ol yikes

[the-sparkling-diamond-satine]

investigated another fandom, immediately saw an ableist take about how autistic people in fandoms are "problems" and "cringe." so i said NOPE. FUCK THAT. and left immediately. it's wild out there y'all

[charonte-simi]

Had a moment of weakness. Download Scruff again since I'm in a new area and was immediately terrified by all the conventionally attractive cis men. Deleted. Nope.

[windy-apple]

‘daddy god’

[readingloveswounds]

won't go into detail abt some of the murders in martyrs bc graphic but. hooo boy

[yikesharringrove]

This is based off something that happens nearly every day in my place of work.

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“Steve!” Heather hissed from her corner desk. “H.D. is out there!”

Steve stood up from his stool quickly, nearly sending it toppling to the ground. He raced around the tables in the room, settling near Heather’s desk and looking out the window. Robin had followed his steps, looking out from behind him.

“What in hell are you two on about?” She asked.

“Hot Dad.” Steve pointed out the window, at the man he and Heather has christened Hot Dad last year.

The preschool parents always grouped up outside the secondary entrance near the end of the day, waiting from their little ones to come out from the lower level preschool classrooms. And there, every single day, was Hot Dad, picking up his littlest girl, waiting for the older two from the main elementary.

Robin sighed, slinking back to her desk. The Special Ed classroom had an excellent view of the parking lot, and meant Heather and Steve had ample opportunity to stare at Hot Dad.

Today, was an especially good day. He was wearing shorts.

As in, short short

The gray athletic material was riding up on his thick thighs, a pink sparkly backpack slung over one shoulder, his hand in his daughter’s.

His three girls were nearly the spitting image of him, long, curly blond hair. Giant blue eyes that always crinkled up with chubby-cheeked smiles.

Steve had only interacted with him a handful of times, when he had opened up the car door to let the kids out of the back during the morning drop-off rush. He always said hello to Hot Dad, wishing him a good day as Hot Dad called to his girls, telling them he loves them.

“Why is it kinda extra hot that he’s a girl dad?” Steve said to a Heather, staring intently at H.D.

“I don’t know, but I get what you mean. And I mean, three girls is a lot for one man.” She sighed. “Do you think he reads them bedtime stories?”

“Oh, definitely. And I bet he does voices for all the little characters.”

“And he probably plays whatever they want.”

“Yeah, and I bet he’s all about making sure they’re tough. I’ll bet he wrestles around with them and wants to teach them how to fix cars and shit.”

Steve and Heather sighed, embarrassingly, at the same moment.

“Jesus, you two,” Robin chimed in. “Can you two go somewhere else to be this gross about a father at our school?”

“Nope! Not when it’s Hot Dad. Listen, you know I don’t want kids of my own, but a for Hot Dad, I’ll be a step mom. For sure.” Heather grinned at Robins wrenching sound. “I mean, they won’t have to call me Mom, but the youngest is only four, so it may be natural to her!”

Steve cackled, gently pushing Heather.

Steve returned to his desk, trying to ge Hot Dad out of his mind. He really needed to focus, and finish these accommodation letters to send out to the teachers, and he needed to-

“Hargrove.”

“What?” Steve turned to Robin. She turned her laptop around, one of Hot Dad’s precious daughters on the screen.

“His name is Hargrove. Billy, I’m assuming.” She turned the screen back towards herself. “And, he’s the only person listed as a parent for all three girls. They’re emergency contacts are listed as Father, Aunt, and Grandmother. Nothing maternal to speak of.”

Steve’s eyes lit up.

“What do you think are the chances he’s in to men? Because like, I’m not a classroom teacher. I don’t even have any of his kids in the program, so it wouldn’t be weird.”

Robin rolled her eyes at him, returning to whatever she was typing on her computer before the HD distraction.

“Yeah, because that would be weird. Yelling about how hot he is in front of an open window, that’s normal. But teaching his kids? Too far.”

Steve stuck his tongue out at her.

And then her words settled in.

“The window’s open?”

[untilsfe]

Can you draw Usagi's cousin, Yukichi yamamoto

Sure!

Did my best, but honestly... I don't know. I drew his ears shorter because I'm guessing he's younger than Usagi(?)

It made sense in my mind I swear

[lilac-hecox]

So, the Try Guys saw how crappy the Watcher TV idea went for Watcher and STILL decided to do the same thing anyway??

🤔

[aceofwonders]

D&D Aesthetics ↳ "I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head..."

Excerpt from the Celestial Codex: "Zhudun, also known as the Corpse Star, is a star like Elder-Evil from the Far Realm. The star was often considered a baleful omen upon which realms it shone the brightest. It is said that Zhudun’s influence could corrupt even those purest of heart and tempt them to ruin."

[eek-a-tron]

OH MY GOD THIS HAIR DIALOGUE

STARK: Why don’t you grow out your hair?

SELINA: Why don’t you?

STARK: Hrmf.

SELINA: Tough guys don’t have long hair, is that it?

STARK: Uh huh.

SELINA: Well then, I guess I’m a tough guy too.

From Catwoman: Selina's Big Score (2002) by Darwyn Cooke

[agayconcept]

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[thornilee013]

Hiii hello I hope you’ve had a great day today!! The convention sounds like so much fun! I’ve never been to one before, but I’d love to go at some point soon. Being busy isn’t a bad thing for me, but I’m definitely ready for some time off. How have your applications been going?

Could I please get some baby Jean? Thank you and have an amazing week!!! 🤍🤍🤍

prev | Baby Jean

Jean shrugged and looked back out the window, too tired to make any kind of decision. But his sisters were persistent, and Amélie tugged on his arm while they begged him to provide them with an answer.

"I don't know," he said finally, rolling his head to the other side so he could look at his sisters. "It'd be cool to see a really big fish though, if they have any. Or a penguin."

MASTERPOST

[shadowthestoryteller]

Me staring at my google doc realizing that between procrastination and avoiding all things Bad Batch related to dodge spoilers, I have forgotten how to write Sergeant Hunter:

[angel-armed]

So like, characters as bottoms isn't disrespectful to me, a giant bottom. But like, the incessant need to beat this one trope that all big scary men with genuine controlling/domineering personalities are secretly just ~~waiting to be made vulnerable~~~ that gets translated into just making them the uwu bottom like makes me so fucking irritated lol.

I've known so many ppl with complexes like that and they do not want that, it wouldn't be fun or sweet or good for their mental state at all, just shows me how many ppl don't understand tops at all. I guess like. On one hand yeah it's like. Do whatever it's fantasy idgaf (catch me out here blocking some ppl for real tho) and like. Idk it just shows this fundamental misunderstanding of so many things.

Like if you rip control from a dude like Knives Millions there would be nothing enjoyable or sexy about it for him (and if that's what you're going for then that's one thing) like, idk I have literally seen doms need to stop a scene bc they were not ready to be pushed in that direction even a little. MAYBE IT'S JUST a lack of IRL sexual encounter experience or w/ irl bdsm people??? Idk.

Like at it's core I loathe top/bottom discourse but some things just get my hackles up on behalf of the doms in my life and that I have known in the past like. I really hope that's not an idea any of y'all take into meatspace relationships bc you can and will fuck up some boundaries like that.

[justablah56]

just had to drive on the highway for like an hour to drop my brothers off at their friends house,.,.,, I am shaking ,, QUAKING even,.,.. .,. I hate driving it's so scary :[

me n my mum did go get donuts after, but still ....it scaree :[

[joe-mazzello-archive]

imma be real fam.....might be worth skipping the duck movie

[measuringbliss]

Me: I'm glad that I have new lines to translate for this project, it's my favorite one!

Me after reading the new lines: