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imbeccablee · 4 years ago

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HAPPY BIRTH TO OUR LITTLE GREEN FERAL BOI-HC about how his birthday were when he was younger compared to now? (bonus points for Mama Inko being the only constant and for steadily more and more people being at his parties and deku having no idea how to deal with so many people who love him)

oh you KNOW I'm here for that Izuku angst!!! (sorry this is late, I didnt see this until yesterday night lmao)

before Izuku was diagnosed, he would invite katsuki and those other boys over after daycare. it would always be a little awkward bc technically those other boys are more katsuki's friends than Izuku's but their parents made them go anyway bc it was the nice thing to do

oftentimes the rest of the party would end up with the boys playing with Izuku's new toys (which made him a lil upset but his mom says he should share and not be selfish and besides, these are his friends, he wants them to like him, so its whatever. it is) and also playing Heroes (this is the one of the few times Izuku is allowed to play a hero with katsuki (bc theres no way in heck katsuki would play a villain) and Izuku LIVES for it)

usually the other boys will leave and katsuki will spend the night. this is always the best part for Izuku because, while katsuki does keep showing off, it's almost softer in a way, like the fact that it's just the two of them, alone, with the rest of the world shut out makes katsuki relax and unwind. izuku doesnt understand why katsuki isnt like this all the time. he doesnt know how to ask, either.

this of course ends with his fifth birthday. the months following his fourth, he eagerly awaits the arrival of his quirk, but it never shows. a week after his fifth birthday (which had been even more awkward and embarrassing since his quirk still hadn't manifested), he is diagnosed. and, well, nobody wanted to go to his party after that.

the kids thought he was weird and lame and the parents were afraid their own kids would hurt him somehow if they were to come over, because they all believed the quirkless to be weak and fragile. this of course also meant that none of the kids were allowed to invite him over to their parties, the only exception being katsuki's. and then katsuki fell off a log into a shallow river and izuku tried to help him up and, well.

he still invites people, oh yes. the first few years, he makes little invitation cards drawn in all might colors and an enthusiastic "you're invited!" on the front. inko, the sweetheart, helps put them in envelopes and carefully stored them in Izuku's backpack and Izuku passes them out. the first time no one shows, izuku is devastated. the second time, after yet another year of being downgraded and belittled and beaten and ignored, he is still devastated, but he is not surprised. the third time, it aches and aches and aches, and he decides he's not going to make cards anymore. it's just a waste of time and paper.

inko tried so very hard. those first few birthdays After were completely unsalvageable, but after the third (when Izuku accepted no one would come) they got better. izuku was still sad and inko was still guilty, but they always had a lovely time with katsudon and cake and all might specials. sometimes, his dad would even remember to call and wish him a happy birthday. izuku was- well, not happy, but content. he had his mother. he had his conviction, his dream. what else could he need?

(he steadfastly ignored the longing, the ache. nothing he could do would fix it so there was no point in dwelling on it. it was stupid to feel that way anyway. his birthday was just another day of the week, the month, the year. it didnt matter. he shouldnt feel so bad about it. it didnt matter)

he didn't even think about telling all might his birthday. by the time he was 14 going on 15, he didnt really care about it. it had just been a day he got a gift or two from his mother, his favorite dinner, and a night spent rewatching all might documentaries or movies or interviews. you know, like basically every night, but like, older this time. so he doesnt mention it and all might never brought it up, so his 15th birthday comes and goes like every other birthday did after his 8th.

the truth of the matter was all might figured Izuku would mention it at some point during his training, like offhandedly saying he had to get home early so he could have a celebration, or make small talk about what he'd gotten, or even ask for the day off. but Izuku never did and all might felt too awkward to ask when it was (he didnt want to seem too eager to shower young Izuku with presents like something deep inside him begged for with a vengeance, even though he very much wanted to give Izuku literally anything he asked for. it is a troubling feeling), so all might just assumed his birthday hadn't come up yet.

then all might finally gets a look at Izuku's file, since all might is now a teacher, and sees 07/15/XXXX written and probably breaks the speed of sound with how quickly he calls izuku

"why didnt you tell me about your birthday!!" "wh- I mean- it's just not that big of a deal, I didnt think it was-" "NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL???"

he takes Izuku out to a very belated and nice birthday dinner and has to force an incredibly rare piece of decommissioned all might merch from his early days into Izuku's hands. despite his embarrassment and initial reluctance, that day is ranked in the top ten of his favorite days.

izuku doesnt learn his lesson, however, and neglects to tell his newly acquired friends about his date of birth. the only reason they find out is because all might, having been passing them by at the end of the school day, wished him a happy birthday.

"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY????" "uraraka please its not a big deal-" "I have to disagree midoriya, today should be special!" "I mean, I dont think birthdays are all that important either" "THANK YOU todoroki"

(and then Izuku thinks for 2 seconds WHY Todoroki thinks birthdays are unimportant and gets sad again but we're not focusing on that rn)

ochako DEMANDS that they celebrate bc theres no way in hell she's allowing her best friend to go without a birthday celebration with friends, but Izuku insists that they at least wait until summer vacation starts in less than a week, especially since he cant just come home with three friends without telling his mom

ochakos like >:( for a second, but concedes bc that's fair and then she launches herself at Izuku and gives him a big ole hug and says "happy birthday!!!" izuku's all sputtering and blushing, and then he feels a hand on either arm and Iida and Todoroki give him warm smiles and wish the same and it takes a good five minutes for his face to calm down and for him to come out from behind his arms once Ochako releases him.

so he tells his mom that his friends want to come over to celebrate soon and inko is just like 😭😭😭😭😭 because FINALLY her boy has GOOD FRIENDS who want to CELEBRATE HIM and Izuku freaks out cuz his mom is crying but she waves him off and tells him to tell the dekusquad that they can come over on saturday and that they can spend the night and that they'll have a wonderful time!!!

izuku relays two-thirds of that information in their group chat and they all agree and then basically Izuku is dreading the weekend bc the few birthday parties he's had with his "friends" before hadn't been all that great (besides the sleepover part with katsuki, though their current animosity kinda makes the memories bittersweet), and like, while he knows objectively Ochako, iida, and Todoroki are Much Better than those boys from his childhood, he just doesnt have a good frame of reference for how these things go.

anyway, so Saturday comes around and Izuku is just listlessly lazing around while his mother finishes cooking ("let me help you mom-" "nuh uh, this is for YOUR celebration mister, you arent doing a THING today), and then theres an enthusiastic knock on his door, and when he goes and opens it his friends greet him with yet another cheer of "happy birthday deku/midoriya!!"

izuku smiles because its sweet even if he doesnt particularly care about birthdays, and invites them in. they set their presents on the table and Izuku's like "you didnt have to!!" and Ochako's like "NONSENSE" and Iida is like "how could we show up at your birthday celebration without presents???" and todoroki's like "any chance to spend endeavour's money on things he wouldnt like is a chance I will never not take" and Izuku is just like akdjajdhajsb when his mom finally comes and greets them

and like. it's nice. it's really really REALLY freaking nice. Izuku didnt realize how much he was actually missing having people with him in his home besides his mom until they were there. there's a wonderful warmth filling his chest as they all eat his mother's homemade katsudon and talk about school and how excited they are for the upcoming summer trip. and when heroes come up, they ask him about different quirks and how they work and what he thinks of this hero and that hero and the only time he's interrupted from his tangents is when he stops himself because he's embarrassed for talking for so long. and then they smile and prompt him some more, saying they love hearing him talk about the stuff that interests him, and can anyone really blame him for bursting into tears?

his friends are alarmed but his mom just smiles, tearing up herself, and she asks if he'd like a big hug, and he nods, face burning bright, and then they all gather him in a warm, enveloping embrace, and he wonders how in the hell he survived without this for so long?

he's so warm and loved and for the first time in forever he feels happy during his birthday celebration.

his 16th birthday party is so incredibly different from the parties he held before he was diagnosed and from the birthdays he spent with only his mother. he'd forgotten that feeling of being cared for by people who didnt need to, or rather he'd never really known it. there's a slight twinge that it took so long for him to learn this feeling, but it's completely overshadowed by the pure elation he feels at finally being able to breathe and relax and let himself be loved.

his friends still look concerned and they obviously have questions, but they dont pry as they all continue with the party. he opens their presents and cries again and then they watch a ton of hero movies and he cries a little more. iida worries he'll dehydrate himself and Ochako fuckin loses it and Todoroki has such a soft look on his face and GOD how has Izuku lived without friends? without THEM?

it's late when they turn in, with futons and mountains of pillows and blankets surrounding them on the living room floor. izuku is nestled between Ochako and Todoroki, and he stares at the ceiling as his friends doze around him. he can feel his heart beating in his chest and, with amusement, he feels his eyes watering again, but he blinks the tears away and whispers thickly, "hey guys?" once he gets sleepy questioning murmurs, he breathes in deeply and says, "thank you." in response Ochako and Todoroki schooch closer until they're cuddled on either arm and Izuku can see Iida doing the same on the other end of ochako. then Ochako mumbles, "anything for you, deku" to which the other two boys agree. and Izuku tries to not get choked up and fails again, but its okay, because its safe here and his friends are surrounding him with warmth and love and Izuku falls asleep happy.

(their second year they have another party, of course, but this one is bigger, with the whole class. it's in the dorm, which is fine bc he doesnt think his mom's apartment could hold all of them. it's just as wonderful as his 16th birthday. he managed to hold his tears back during nearly the entire thing, and the only reason he broke was because katsuki came up to him with a perfectly wrapped box, because everything katsuki does is perfect, and shoved it into his hands with a growled well wishes. katsuki yells at him and the class laughs good heartedly as he weeps, but Izuku is just focused on katsuki, who looks soft and relaxed and nearly identical to the version of him that Izuku saw so, so long ago. and as Izuku thanks him for the present and katsuki berates him cuz "you dont even know what it is yet you idiot open it already", izuku feels a new happiness bubbling up in him, because he's so incredibly glad katsuki has been able to heal as well)

#boku on hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #midoriya izuku #deku #bakugou katsuki #uraraka ochako #iida tenya #todoroki shouto #happy birthday to my beloved son #whom i love with all my heart

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thewritingstar · 5 years ago

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Ah well were all at home better ask all 200 questions g, don't really know much about u

200 QUESTIONS???? ALRIGHT HERE YA GO.

hope you enjoy me spending an hour answering all of these :)

200: My crush’s name is: N/A 199: I was born in: 2000 198: I am really: nice 197: My cellphone company is: idk 196: My eye color is: Hazel, can turn dark brown or light green sometimes 195: My shoe size is: 8 194: My ring size is: 7 I think 193: My height is: 5′3 192: I am allergic to: penicillin 191: My 1st car was: Toyota 190: My 1st job was: Baskin Robbins 189: Last book you read: Suicide Notes (highly recommend) 188: My bed is: galaxy bedding and is currently on the floor in my bed fram cause my friends broke it... 187: My pet: Black cockapoo and a white cockapoo named Abby and Molly 186: My best friend: is a hoe 185: My favorite shampoo is: herbal essence color me happy 184: Xbox or ps3: I perfer Wii, Wii U or Nintendo switch 183: Piggy banks are: cute, Mine is a ducktales cup 182: In my pockets: nothing rn 181: On my calendar: nothing rn 180: Marriage is: a good thing but not a necessity for a happy life 179: Spongebob can: get it 178: My mom: is a queen 177: The last three songs I bought were? i only buy cds for my car so: Lover, Hozier, Blink 182 176: Last YouTube video watched: The Office deleted scenes 175: How many cousins do you have? 8 but I only see four of them and two of them are adults with kids so i consider them more of aunt and uncle figures 174: Do you have any siblings? One older sister 173: Are your parents divorced? Nope 172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope 171: Do you play an instrument? Nope 170: What did you do yesterday? Sat on ass and watched youtube

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: ye why not 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: yes 166: Yourself: kinda 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: mmmm yes i guess 163: Hell: yes 162: God: uhhhhh yes and no, kinda indifferent 161: Horoscopes: yep 160: Soul mates: yesss 159: Ghosts: ye 158: Gay Marriage: WHO THE FUCK DOESNT BELIEVE IN THISS?? ITS REAL 157: War: think it does more harm than good 156: Orbs: ye 155: Magic: ye i wanna be a wizard

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: drunk, i dont do drugs and i dont drink yet but ill prob get drunk 152: Phone or Online: oo i use both but Online i guess 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: HOT 148: Summer or winter: Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: Both 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla 145: Night or Day: Day 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: I have straight hair but curly hair is also beautiful 142: McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING..I HATE MCDONALDS 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK 140: Mac or PC: Pc 139: Flip flops or high heals:...High heels prob 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR, IM ALREADY UGLY 137: Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER 136: Hillary or Obama: obama 135: Burried or cremated: cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: love both but maybe dancing rn 133: Coach or Chanel: Coach 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk who they are 131: Small town or Big city: Big city, i grew up in a small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY 123: Yankees or Red Sox: eww sports

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:....does more harm than good 121: George Bush:....dont know enough to say but im pretty sure he was an awful human 120: Gay Marriage: It should just be called marriage, just because you’re gay doesnt make it any less or any more, its equal to other marriages 119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: Pro Choice, no one has the right to tell someone what to do with their body 117: MySpace: i never used it cause i was too young but i bet it was lit 116: Reality TV: its funny af 115: Parents: are nice if they care about their child but if they are abusive or horrible then they dont deserve respect 114: Back stabbers: should be stabbed 113: Ebay: its nice 112: Facebook: full of idiots and boomers 111: Work: a scam 110: My Neighbors: they fine 109: Gas Prices: A SCAM 108: Designer Clothes: a nice but really $200 for socks, no mama 107: College: SHOULD BE FREE 106: Sports: fun but no one needs to make that much money for throwing a ball 105: My family: i like them 104: The future: is wild and idk at this point

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: my mom like a few days ago 102: Last time you ate: at 11 today! 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 100: Cried in front of someone: my mom after i yelled at her 99: Went to a movie theater: i saw Onward when we were allowed outside 98: Took a vacation: went to disneyland last October 97: Swam in a pool: like almost two years sadly 96: Changed a diaper: when i was like 8 95: Got my nails done: never got them done because my mom wouldnt take me cause i was a ‘tom boy’ 94: Went to a wedding: never 93: Broke a bone: when i was three, my big toe 92: Got a piercing: my nose in January 91: Broke the law: i guess i sped the other day 90: Texted: literally as im doing this

[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: my friend 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the silence of being alone 87: The last movie I saw: Princess and the Frog 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving for college 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: Deanna (real name), Dean, Star (what yall call me) ton of others 83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 80: The first person i talked to today was: 79: First time you had a crush: Ive had 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friends 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my friends over ft 76: Right now I am talking to: no one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully being an animator 74: I have/will get a job: at disney 73: Tomorrow: doing nothing 72: Today: doing nothing 71: Next Summer: hopefully not on quarantine 70: Next Weekend: nothing special 69: I have these pets: 2 doggos 68: The worst sound in the world: ICE SCRAPING OR MOUTH BREATHING 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: my friends 65: Last time I cried: few days ago 64: My friends are: my world 63: My computer is: a Dell 62: My School: is a community college 61: My Car: it goes 60: I lose all respect for people who: are bigots, dehumanize people, republicans 59: The movie I cried at was: Onward had me sobbing 58: Your hair color is: Brown rn 57: TV shows you watch: theres too many 56: Favorite web site: tumblr or youtube 55: Your dream vacation: every disney park 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: i think when i cut my finger or when i went to the hospital for my chest 53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium rare 52: My room is: disney themed and my safe zone 51: My favorite celebrity is: Tara Strong 50: Where would you like to be: Disneyland 49: Do you want children: ehh maybe 48: Ever been in love: nope 47: Who’s your best friend: my neighbor that ive known since i was 4 46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: making cake 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my cousin 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: not really 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: ye 41: Have you pre-named your children: kinda 40: Last person I got mad at: my mom 39: I would like to move to: La 38: I wish I was a professional: animator

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Kitkat 36: Vehicle: Cars 35: President: 34: State visited: California, Nevada, Texas, Hawaii, 33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: n/a 31: Actor: Colin O'Donoghue 30: Actress: Lana Parrilla 29: Singer: Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift 28: Band: Big Time Rush 27: Clothing store: Hot topic, Ross, 26: Grocery store: Safeway 25: TV show: Once Upon A Time or PPG 24: Movie: Princess and the Frog and Ratatouille 23: Website: tumblr 22: Animal: elephant 21: Theme park: disneyland 20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: hockey 18: Sport to play:..i do not play 17: Magazine: i dont read mags 16: Book: Kingdom Keepers 15: Day of the week: Friday 14: Beach: one i went to in Hawaii 13: Concert attended: Jonas Brothers 12: Thing to cook: chowmein and strawberry shortcake 11: Food: Chowmein 10: Restaurant: my fav Chinese restaurant 9: Radio station: I don’t listen to the radio 8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla 7: Perfume: Vanilla 6: Flower: Rose or Larkspur 5: Color: Black or blue 4: Talk show host: umm i dont watch many but i guess Jimmy Fallon 3: Comedian: Jaboukie Young-White or John Mulaney 2: Dog breed: Pomeranian 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye

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justalittleofyourlove-fic · 6 years ago

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Can we have a drabble of Xander and Ryder when Xander is away at college and Ryder calls her for help?

This one got kind of long... I hope enjoy!!

And yes, there are pictures at the end for you.

Staring in the mirror, pulling a deep breath through her nose, Xander Woods was preparing herself for the day. Her first day of her PhD program!

After attending Stanford for her bachelor and masters degrees, she’d moved back to the east coast for the final leg of her academic career. New York City, and Columbia University, was her home for the next couple of years.

“Are you really nervous?” Kelley, her fiancée, stood behind her. She slowly wrapped her arms around Xander’s waist, her chin resting on her shoulder. “I’ve only seen you nervous like… 3 times in all the years I’ve known you!”

“5 years ago, nearly to the day, when we met,” Xander said with a soft smile. Her eyes shifted to meet Kelley’s grey eyes in the mirror.

“A few months after that, before your first lacrosse match,” Kelley added with a smirk.

Rolling her eyes, Xander turned in her arms. “Of course I was nervous! How was I suppose to know I’d meet an amazing Scottish girl at university. One who would actually love me as much as I love her! I’d just asked you to be my girlfriend and you were about to see me play a game everyone said I was the best - ”

Kelley leaned into her, silencing her rant before she could really kick it into high gear. Xander hummed and settled more fully against the counter behind her, pulling Kelley with her.

“You’re going to do great, babe. I know it. Your students will love you!” Kelley whispered against her lips when they separated.

“The third time you saw me nervous was the day I proposed.” Xander replied. She sighed and pressed her forehead to Kelley’s. “I have students. Who look up to me! Love, I’m not a role model!”

Another kiss and an eye roll followed. “Xan. Ryder looks up to you.”

“That’s different! She’s my little sister!”

“Oh, Xander. No. Most 15 year old girls don’t want anything to do with their parents or their big sisters. They’re moody and snarky and tired and stressed over boys.” Kelley’s hands moved up and down Xander’s back as she spoke, smooth lines and wandering circles meant to calm her down.

“I think we both know Ryder Griffin-Woods is going to be a lady killer. No boys for her,” Xander said with a chuckle. “I don’t know if I’m happy about the no boys or worried for all the teenage girls back in Polis.”

Kelley giggles with her. Then she pressed another short kiss to Xander’s lips. “Good luck today, babe. I can’t wait to hear all about it!”

**********************

It was just over a week later when Xander’s phone rang in the middle of the night. Kelley only groaned and rolled over, away from the light and sound.

Xander pulled herself up onto her elbow, fumbling for the bright screen on her nightstand.

Ryder Die: FaceTime Call

Glancing at the time, Xander’s heart began to race. She sat up in the bed, pulling the sheet up over her naked chest as she settled against the headboard.

“Ryder?” She said as she accepted the call. “It’s 1:30 in the morning. Are you okay? Are Moms okay? Clio - ”

“I need your help.” Ryder said.

The tone was more serious than Xander had ever heard her baby sister. She could barely make out her blue eyes on the screen, it was so dark.

Leaning over, Xander flipped on her bedside light.

“Ryder. What’s wrong?”

“It was an accident! I didn’t mean to… I don’t even know how we ended up here!” Ryder spoke quickly. Her words tumbled together and the pitch shifted to panic. “Moms are going to kill me, Xander! I was just trying to impress this new girl, her name is Sammie and she’s just so pretty and funny and she can surf! She came over and we practiced on the wave pool Uncle Linc and Declan built for me and then - ”

“Ryder!” Xander interrupted her rant loudly. Kelley shifted beside her, looking over her shoulder.

Her little sister blinked a few times. Tears sparkles as they fell down her cheeks. “Xander?”

Sitting up, Kelley reached for her shirt and slipped it on. She wiggles her fingers at Xander, wanting the phone. Xander handed it over without arguing.

“Ryder, honey. What’s going on? Are you safe?” Kelley asked.

The teenager only sniffles and nodded. Xander breathes a sigh of relief as she slid out of bed and grabbed the sweatpants Kelley had tossed across the room earlier in the evening. She pulled on an old hoodie, one of Clarke’s from her days playing softball at UCLA, before climbing back into bed.

“Take a deep breath,” Kelley instructed. Xander didn’t know if she was talking to her or her sister, but she took a deep breath anyway. “Where are you?”

“Brooklyn,” Ryder replied. Her voice was barely over a whisper. “I think…”

Xander stiffened. She held her hand out for her phone and shook her head at Kelley’s warning look.

“Ryder Griffin-Woods!” She hissed as soon as she could see her sister again.

“I know! I know! I’m sorry!” Ryder said as quickly as she could.

Xander was already sliding out of bed again. She set her phone down, shaking her head when Kelley reaches for it. Instead she pulled off her sweats and hoodie and grabbed her jeans and a long sleeved t-shirt. Pulling on some fresh underwear and a bra, Xander sighed.

“Where?” She asked as she buttoned her jeans.

“A diner. On Metropolitan Avenue.” Ryder sniffled and mumbled the words.

Kelley has joined Xander in getting dressed. She pulled her shirt over her head as Xander picked the phone back up.

“Are you okay? You’re safe?” Xander asked.

“I’m fine. There’s a few cops in here. One of them saw me crying and bought me some fries.” Ryder held one up and smiled weakly. She bit into it and smiled. “They’re really good.”

Xander chuckled and shook her head. “We’ll be there soon. 30 minutes, tops! Do not move!”

“I won’t!” Ryder promised. “Thanks, Xan!”

Tapping the screen to end the call, Xander sighed. She glanced at Kelley.

“C’mon, babe. Let’s go rescue your sister.”

“You don’t have to go,” Xander replied. “I can go get her and we’ll be back in an hour.”

With a shake of her head, Kelley held up Xander’s leather jacket for her to slide her arms into. She kissed her neck and smiled at the sigh her fiancée let out.

“You should probably call your moms. Make sure they know Ryder is safe.”

“I’m sure they think she’s at a friends house.” Xander replied.

“Then you should call them and let them know she isn’t.”

Xander laced her fingers with Kelley’s tugging her out of their bedroom and toward the front door. “You want me to sell out my sister?”

“If you don’t tell her, what happens when Ryder does?”

She took a moment to consider that. She loved being a big sister. She’d taken to the role naturally. Ryder was her little Kork 2.0 and Xander adored her for it.

“We’ll call them once we’ve got Ryder back here.” Xander decided. She shrugged at Kelley’s arched brow. “There’s no point in them worrying about her now. She’s safe and we’re on our way to get her. We’ll wake them up once we’re all safely back home.”

***********************

It was 32 minutes. Xander and Kelley walked into the diner hand-in-hand to find Ryder curled up in one of the booths.

“She’s been out since she got off the phone with you.” The waitress, Roni, said when they slid into the empty bench opposite her.

“Ryder,” Xander said loudly.

The teenager jumped and clutched at her jacket.

“Oh! Xander!” She said tiredly. She yawned and stretched. “I was so scared!”

“Why didn’t you just come to the apartment?” Kelley asked.

Ryder shrugged and dropped her chin to chest.

“Answer the question.” Xander said.

“I don’t have any money with me.” Ryder admitted.

With an eye roll, Xander slid out of the seat again and approached the waitress. The cops had paid for Ryder’s fries and her hot chocolate but left before Ryder ordered a grilled cheese.

Once the bill was settled, Xander handed her jacket to Ryder since she shivered when they stepped into the cool autumn air.

“Ryder?” Xander said, nudging her sister with her shoulder. At the blue-eyed glance that answered, Xander continued, “I am very happy you called me. You know I’ll always have your back. Always.”

“But?”

“We’re calling Mom and Mama as soon as we get back to the apartment.”

Sighing, Ryder nodded. “I kind of figured you were going to say that. I was going to call them in the first place but… you were closer. I didn’t think they’d want to get on the train tonight.”

“Well yeah,” Kelley laughed and draped an arm around Ryder’s shoulders. “But those 3 or 4 hours on the train are nothing compared to the month or so you’ll be grounded.”

Ryder smirked at the ground. “I didn’t take the train. We flew.”

Xander stopped in her tracks. Then she laughed. “I don’t want to know. I want plausible deniability. But you have to know you’ll be grounded until your birthday!”

And PICTURES!!

Xander and Kelley!!

And teenage Ryder!

#drabble #Xander #Kelley #Ryder #teenage Ryder

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mommy-may-i-blog · 6 years ago

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Home Away

As I said in my previous post we are having this baby back in our hometown so if I forget something that I need it becomes more of an inconvenience to have to get it. Driving back home for it is not only a waste of time and gas but also just simply annoying. Whereas if we run out and buy it because I forgot it then it becomes a waste of money because I already have it just at home. So with out anymore moaning and groaning, here is what I am packing in my hospital bag.

Standard Supplies

There are things I think every woman needs when headed to the hospital to have a baby...and I am no different. Comfy pajamas are a must in my opinion. I am not the type of person who can just sit in a hospital gown the whole time I am there, so once I get the okay I change into something I am more comfortable in. I think this is because I hate being in clothes many other people have worn many of times longer than I have to. This go around I am just going to bring a pair of basket ball shorts since Blake has gotten me two things that will work for this category (keep reading to find out what those are).

Another obvious is a going home outfit. For this I suggest something with and elastic band (avoid jeans) ie; yoga pants, leggings, or gym shorts. I am going the route of comfy pants and a shirt. These pants are nice and baggy, as well as being thin so I won't be uncomfortable. I wouldn’t suggest these exact pants if you are getting a c-section because the waist band isn’t the most comforting thing, not that I even remember where I got them anyway.

Nonslip socks and/or slippers are a must, unless you enjoy getting free stuff from the hospital. (Most) Hospitals require that you have nonslip socks or slippers on when you are walking around. Some of you may be thinking theres no way in hell you are going to be up moving around but if your labor is taking a zillion hours theres no way you are going to be sitting in bed the whole time, your nurses will probably encourage you to get up and more around anyway. Another good reason is incase your little one winds up in NICU and you have to walk to go visit them. With that said I got these awesome socks from amazon and I think they're hilarious.

Oh! Here’s an after thought for you... When you're pushing do your really want a bunch of people touching your bare feet? Imagine even having your bare feet in those stir-ups that so many people have touched. No thanks.

Finally lets talk underwear. Once you get to leave those (amazing) mesh underwear you get in the hospital you are going to want something comfy down there. I suggest getting some Fruit of the Loom granny panties a size larger than what you would normally get. Getting a size bigger will not only be more comfortable during your recovery time but will also hold your postpartum pads much easier. Whatever you do, do not go out and get a bunch of Victoria Secret underwear no matter how good the sale is. These underwear you are getting have a 90% chance of getting ruined, I’m just trying to save you from wasting the money.

Princess Products

This section is going to be filled with stuff most people would think I was weird for bringing, but I’m doing it anyway.

Since I am an advocate for breast feeding I am obviously packing all of my breast feeding products, such as; nursing bra, breast pads, and a breast pump. I am bringing a nursing bra not only for when people are around to visit but also for going home incase we stop anywhere before getting to our house. Breast pads are honestly something I think every should bring whether or not you are breast feeding because your body will still produce and leak milk in the beginning. Fun Fact: if you get the reusable pads (even if you're not BFing) you care wear them and put them under the sheet of where baby sleeps and it will help comfort them while they sleep because they will have your scent with them. Lastly I am bringing my own breast pump only because I don’t respond to Medela pumps which is what my hospital provides.

Blake got me these hospital gown type “dresses�� and I am going to bring one if not both of them. I am not sure if my hospital lets moms wear their own gowns but these are made for labor, delivery, and nursing so I am taking them for at least the nursing aspect of them. I am also bringing my phone and charger, but who wouldn’t. Another “silly” thing I am bringing is my make up for self confidence reasons. I know people are going to say that I don’t need to worry about it but I hate looking back at pictures of me from when Dexter was born because I look like I’d been hit by a truck and on extremely heavy medications. Since neither of which were true it means thats what I really looked like and I hate it. So to combat those feelings I am bringing my make up, this will help me stop thinking about what I look like and be more focused on our growing family.

Lastly, I am bringing snacks. The hospital does provide you with breakfast, lunch, and dinner for all the times you are there which is great, however sometimes the options you are given are not the best or the portion size is extremely small. With all that being said I am just bringing some breast feeding friendly snacks like Clif bars and my big water bottle. I plan on picking up a bigger water bottle if I have time but for now this is the one I plan on using. The hospital will give me water all day long, plus I will have a bathroom attached to our room, but I drink A LOT of water and even more when I’m nursing so having a large bottle with me to constantly fill up just makes life a little easier.

Terrific Toiletries

I got this little bag in my Amazon welcome baby box and it is the perfect size for all the toiletries I am packing. Some obvious things I am taking with me is my tooth care things, if you don’t have a lot of room I suggest getting travel size tooth paste but this bag is pretty spacious so I’m not too worried. As for my hair I am bringing my hair brush, hair ties, headbands, and travel size shampoo and conditioner. The hair brush is obvious, you gotta brush your hair or you look like a mess and not a hot one either. Hair ties and headbands are helpful for delivery because there is nothing more annoying than having hair in your face while you are trying to push out a freaking baby. Getting travel size shampoo and conditioner because it takes up less space in my bag but also because Blake is going to want to take a shower where ever he and Dexter end up staying and we share shampoo and conditioner. I am not bringing body wash because the hospital provides a body wash that helps keeps your newly tortured lady bits clean and healthy. Finally I am also bringing lip balm and over night period pads. Lip balm is for during delivery because the breathing you do while pushing dries your lips out so fast. I currently have this EOS stick but I would prefer a basic carmex stick because it is my favorite. I suggest a stick chapstick, not the liquid, because then your partner or whomever is with you can assist with the application when you’re exhausted. Lastly the big pads are for going home just in case I run out of the pads from the hospital and don’t end up getting anymore from them.

Mama Tip: Before you are close to be discharged pack up what you have left of the bathroom stuff the hospital gives you like the pads, underwear, and witch hazel pads (and the baby diapers). Then tell them that you need more because whatever you use in your room you get to take home and those things are amazing once you’re home.

#mommymayi #mommyblog #mommy #hospital bag #mommy bag #checklist #packing #pregnancy #go bag

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dltbzrkcr · 6 years ago

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nyan blossom & butch for that one mememememem

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

Our love is like running through a burning building.

General:

How long will they last? - It starts off rocky, both are lacking in trust in one another but when they get their heads out of their asses, they are rock-solid for pretty much, ever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly, Blossom being a hopeless romantic falls first without intending to. Butch’s care-free personality is refreshingly different from her “rules first” life-style and being dragged into his antics and shown how to live her life a little less restrained causes her to fall for him. He’s the invitation to a fresh start for her. On the other hand, Butch sees hanging out with Blossom as just another day in his life. It isn’t till he inevitably messes everything up that he realizes just how much Blossom means to him. It’s possible he may have been in love with her from the start without ever acknowledging it because he doesn’t understand the concept of his own emotions. He just ends up finding her fun to hang out with, because she is so afraid to jump so ‘head first’ into anything, that he can’t help but find interest in encouraging her to do so.

How was their first kiss? - Awkward, intentional, but awkward. Only the first one, probably initiated by Blossom in order to get him to stop teasing her about how she ‘isn’t ballsy enough to kiss him’. After that he would definitely return the kiss and it would get heated and passionate real quick. Blossom would be the one to break the kiss as it all becomes too much for her to handle at once, and Butch would definitely be back to teasing her about that fact.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Butch with a ringpop. ITS YOUR JUICY JEWEL OF FLAVOR~~ RING POP

Who is the best man/men? - Yu

Who is the bride’s maid(s)Blossom says its person not maid? - Bubbles & Buttercup

Who did the most planning? - Blossom

Who stressed the most? - Blossom. It’s Blossom. How is she not going to be fucking stressed.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | They just walked into the courthouse and got hitched. | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Brick uninvited himself. He refused to acknowledge Butch being married to Blossom.

Sex:

Who is on top? - both. Mostly butch, Blossom is a bit of a pillow princess and likes being pampered and honestly he loves making her feel really special???

Who is the one to instigate things? - Butch, 100% all the time. Blossom doesn’t need to because she could literally just stretch and he’d be like “bang?”

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Realistically, a few rounds. …Sometimes all night. They get to the point of being all over each other. There are breaks between each round where they just lay there and cuddle and talk or have food / pizza breaks, but they just end up right back at it tbh.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - No, Butch likes counting how many orgasms Blossom has and breaking his record each time tbfh.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two. A girl and a boy named Beatrix and Brayden. Babies are born on Halloween and Blossom denies Butch getting to name them whatsoever because his suggestions were “Reeses and Peanut Butter.”

How many children will they adopt? - 0. Blossom has a cat butch has a doggo.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Blossom, but when she gets too stressed she literally throws Butch into the fray like change the fricken diapers you jerk

Who is the stricter parent? - 100000% Blossom. Butch is like raising a 3rd child, alongside their two.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Blossom.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Blossom

Who is the more loved parent? - Butch. He lets them get away with everything so they are huge daddy’s kids. Though Brayden will listen to Blossom and follows all the rules. He is a mama’s boy but …he still loves Butch a lot.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Blossom… don’t ever let Butch go to them. He��ll get into fist fights. Same reason why he shouldn’t be allowed at baseball games. Someone insults brayden? or bea??? gET FUCKED YO

Who cried the most at graduation? - Butch. He. listen. he loves his kids. Blossom just pats his back and is like “there, there. I always knew you loved them.” and he would respond with a “NO I DONT THERES JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYE FUCK OFF”

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Butch, cause he doesn’t want their mom to find out.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Blossom. Butch has 0 cooking skills. He loves her cooking. she makes him the spiciest shit just for him. He loves burning his asshole.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Butch. He won’t really touch sweets.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Blossom drags Butch because she needs someone to carry it all. He goes because he likes to stare at her ass as she shops.

How often do they bake desserts? - Blossom will make the occasional dessert for herself and the kids, sometimes Butch will eat it…. and claim he never touched it.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Blossom is a vegetarian but makes meat for Butch and the kids none the less, because he refuses to touch veggies and thanks to that the kids barely want to eat veggies. Correction, only Beatrix. Brayden will eat them if Blossom asks him nicely.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Blossom.. she would go all out for their anniversary and find a babysitter for the kids and all of that. A whole night just for them~~~

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Butch hates being cooped up after awhile and will literally complain until they go out and do something fun.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - always butch. 10000%. and bea. she gets her mom’s fire powers.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Blossom always

Who is really against chores? - Butch & Beatrix both.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Blossom makes Butch do it, because he has to do SOMETHING and not just lay on the couch being a lazy ass.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Butch….

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Blossom because her husband is a fucking heathen.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Blossom… she’d keep finding random dollars too.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Butch— he runs the hot water out. Though if he isn’t taking a long one, Blossom can take ages due to her hair being so long. Sometimes he has to just help her comb it all out after her shower.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Blossom makes Butch go out and walk them… he starts tying sasquatch to the baby strollers and makes super pup walk the babies.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Blossom would decorate for just about every holiday. Butch thinks its a waste of time, but whatever makes her happy he guesses.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Just being happy??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Butch, and on some days he’ll manage to get Blossom to sleep all day with him too. They can just sit and cuddle for hours.

Who plays the most pranks? - ….Listen, if you aren’t expecting Butch to play all the pranks on Blossom… well… you aren’t blossutching right I guess.

bonus link to the best art of blossutch in existence.

#pridefulbow #2017 BONNIE AND CLYDE (BLOSSUTCH)

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dragon-zena · 6 years ago

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More OC text shenanigans. Mentions of mass murderers, domestic violence/child abuse.

At one point, you'll see "Madena [Spanish]" and "Hughes [Spanish]". I don't know the language well enough to utilize it without it sounding wrong or stiff, but Madena and Hughes both have Hispanic and Latinx Heritage, respectively, and I wanted to ensure that it'll be seen that way.

Madena: imagine waitin for your child to grow up nd when they do they become a mass murderer like

Hughes: Is this. Is this about,,,

Madena: Yeah. And then you still fix ur mouth to say that hes in the right "he was just bullied" and u still love him despite having killed hundreds

Madena: You put your love and care into a monster and can't bring it in yourself condemn him

Madena: are you sadder than the monster that you gave birth to? A world that gives a loving parent to a monster and a abusive one to someone meant to change the world in a good way...what tf is up w that. Lmao

Zi: theres an underlying message in the texts youre sending and I feel like I understand what it is but maybe its nothing

Hughes: Are you okay?

Madena: Yeah. The evil in the world never ceases to astound me.

Zi: I understand ):

Hughes: We're here for you

Madena: 💖

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Fiyera: Stop adding me back to this chat, only to "welcome" me with memes.

Madena: but baby

Madena: *starts dancing to "To Build a Home"* YOU'RE ALL I WANT...

Hughes: YOU'RE ALL I HAVE!!!

Madena: GO AWAYAGHGHGH!!!

Fiyera has left Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt.

Madena: I dont think she got the reference

Hughes has added Fiyera back into Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt.

Fiyera: I can't believe you've done this.

Madena: BFNDJDJ

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Madena: Narla have you and Zi bumped purses or nah

Narla: I hate you with almost every fiber of my being.

Madena: Oh same but that doesnt answer the question

Narla: We're not sexually active.

Narla: Zi isn't interested in that, anyway.

Madena: Oh, lit

Madena: does Hughes know

Narla: I don't know, ask Zi.

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Zi: no he doesn't know

Madena: hhh I didn't ask anything yet

Zi: was reading over Narla's shoulder

Madena: God I wish that were me

Madena: are you gonna tell him

Madena: he's ace too

Zi: ya but u can tell him if u want

Madena: Nah u good

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Stephani: mama.......just killed a man....

Zi: put a gun against his head,,,,pulled my trigger now he's dead

Stephani: mama...life had JUST Begun...but now I've gone and Thrown it allllll away....

Madena: MAMAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO

Hughes: MAMA!!!! OOOHOOOOO!!!

Camilla: MAMA..........HOOOOOOOOO....

Justine: Mama!!!! OoooOOoOoOoooh!!!

Zi: yall just gonna steal my part like that, huh

Narla: I've never listened to this song before.

Madena has removed Narla from Big Bitch Hours.

Madena: It's what she deserves

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Madena: when will he ********* ** ********* *** **** ** *****

Fiyera: Who is "he?"

Madena: hdhdhdhdh

Madena: 1) I'm sorry, wrong chat

Madena: 2) its a Tumblr meme, I'd never cheat on you, baby cakes

Madena: 3) bdhdhdjdj do you know what's underneath the stars?

Fiyera: Baby cakes ...

Fiyera: G

Fiyera: Get out of my private chat I'm

Madena: R u blushing

Fiyera: No!!!

Madena: That's so cute ur blushing

Fiyera: BDBDBXBHB SHUT

Madena: Love u snuggle 🐻

Fiyera: OUT!!! OUT!!! FIRE!!! HELLFIRE!!!

Madena: 💖💖💖

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Madena: So u Kno how I said I was fine earlier

Madena: I'm definitely not rn

Madena: those bastards get parents that coddled and loved them wholeheartedly until they decided to commit humanity's taboos

Madena: and even then the parents fucking? Love them?

Madena: But I fail one test and my mom damn near disowns me

Madena: I make friends and lighten people's loads when I try and she

Madena: my mom is the meanest bitch I've ever met

Madena: she fucking

Madena: she fucking beats us sometimes

Madena: Euthymia is a doctor that saves people's lives daily but she's stuck with a shitty mother than doesn't give a rat 's fucking ASS about her

Madena: bad people get what they want

Madena: when do I get that

Madena: when do I get rhrough oen day witjout beign afrai d

Hughes: Madena, I'm coming over.

Madena: Olease dont shes angry adn drunk tonight

Hughes: You need to get out of that fucking house, Madena.

Hughes: I won't come into the house, but you need to come out of it. It's not safe for you.

Madena [Spanish]: Someday she'll kill me, Hughes.

Madena [Spanish]: She'll get sick and tired of having me as a child and she'll grab the kitchen knife and she'll kllm e

Hughes [Spanish]: I'm outside. Come outside. We'll figure this out. She won't kill you. You can live with me. She won't kill you.

Madena [Spanish]: I'm sneaking out now please tell me you have the car I'm running she doesn't know but she will and I'm scared I'm so scared

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Hughes: No one tease madena today. I'm dead-fucking-ass.

Hughes: This is the biggest fucking code red you could fucking imagine.

Zi: shit.

#oc #my writing #carved into the bark of a tree

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fearofaherobrine · 7 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #234

“Raptor Rescue Fin, Ashe Runs Away From Home”

[Sweet Alex] Is happily baking with her door and all her windows open.

[GK] Is loafing on her porch and making small talk with his head inside her door and his tail in her garden.

[Sweet Alex] Throws him a cookie and laughs as he snaps it up -

[Ashe] Goes walking by grumpily-

[Sweet Alex] Spots him outside - Ashe?

[GK] Pulls his head out of the doorway- Hey kiddo! Why so pouty?

[Ashe] - Because I'm running away

[GK] Oookay.

[Sweet Alex] Puts her hands on her hips- That's a silly thing to do. There are all kinds of monsters who'd love to take a crack at a little unprotected dragon.

[GK] Yeah, and you're not preped to rough it at all. You need at least some armor and a weapon.

[Ashe] - I don't care!

[Gk] Uses a paw to scoot him closer- You should. This is a survival game. It's dangerous-

[Sweet Alex] Comes outside- Why do you want to run away sweetheart?

[Ashe] - Because Mama doesn't even care for me anymore. She's all about helping Willow and Oak!- He tries scooching away from GK

[GK] That's bullshit. Your mama loves you tons. Nether she tried to snap TLOT's head off just for getting too close when you were a baby.

[Ashe] Huffs- I don't care! She won't even read with me anymore...

[Sweet Alex] Do you want her too? Your reading comprehension is very high. I'd think you'd get bored from someone reading too you.

[Ashe] - But reading time is something we always did! Just the two of us! After Willow and Oak would fall asleep...

[GK] Did ya tell her that?

[Ashe] - No. She won't listen...

[Sweet Alex] Wouldn't listen? What did she say?

[Ashe] Grumbles- Didn't tell her...

[GK] Then that doesn't mean she didn't listen. I think you're just jelous of Willow and Oak.

[Sweet alex] You have to understand Ashe, you're a big kid, she's trusting you to act responsible. She knows you're smart and don't have to be watched every second. Willow and Oak aren't there yet. It's a full-time job keeping them out of trouble.

[Ashe] - I DON'T CARE!- The end of his yell is punctuated by a burst of void energy

[Gk] Sneezes at the weird energy-

[Sweet Alex] You just did something your mom has done for you so many times Ashe. Only big ender dragons can share energy like that.

[Ashe] Growls and turns away from them, determined to continue running away-

[Gk] Grabs Ashe with his hooves- Don't you go off all half-cocked like that. I bet your mama's worried sick about you.

[Ashe] - LET GO!

[Gk] Nope. What's it gonna take kiddo? Just gonna go hide in the woods and say fuck you to everybody? Trust me, that's a shitty way to live your life.

[Ashe] - No! I'm gonna go across the bridge!

[Sweet Alex] You have friends, people who care about you. Don't run away.

[Ashe] - Mama doesn't care anymore

[Gk] That ain't true.

[Sweet Alex] She's probably looking for you right now, worried like crazy.

[Ashe] - If she were then she would have called out by now! But she hasn't! Because she's too busy with Willow and Oak!

[Gk] Fine. We'll do this your way. Alex?

[Sweet Alex] Is running around shutting the windows and packing her inventory. - I'm on it.

[GK] Grabs Ashe by the scruff and plunks him on the bigger dragon's back-

[Sweet Alex] Runs up and jumps on a fat part of Gk's tail - ready!

[Gk] Downsweeps his wings powerfully and flies the opposite direction of the bridge and down the coastline

[Ashe] - Where are we going?

[Gk] It doesn't matter. I thought you wanted to run away?

-The ground rushes under them and the coastline gives way to heavy woods and then more plains-

[Ashe] Huffs-

[Gk] Finds a decent clearing in the woods and lets his passengers slide off sideways- Okay. Let's see what you got. We need wood. Get punching-

[Ashe] - But we're dragons!

[Gk] Then knock em down, if you can.

[Ashe] - But we don't need it! We need a cave!

[Gk] Caves have mobs. Do you feel like fighting to clear one out?

[Ashe] - No...

[Gk] Then- Gestures at the trees.

[Ashe] Groans but does start throwing himself at the trees-

[Sweet Alex] Pulls out a pick and whispers to Gk- Aren't you being a little hard on him?

[Gk] He wanted to rough it. We're camping.

[Ashe] Grunts as nothing is happening yet-

[Sweet Alex] Picks the ground out a bit to get some stone. Watching him from the corners of her eyes-

[Ashe] Finally gets a wood block to break- There! I got wood!

[Gk] Hears a bit of mooing and whips out his tail to smash the cow before gathering up the meat - You need more then one Ashe-

[Ashe] Whines-

[Sweet Alex] Stops what she's doing to swat a tree, the blocks break easily under her blows and she makes a quick crafting table before plunking it down-

[Ashe] Starts throwing himself against the tree again-

[Sweet Alex] Makes a quick shovel and starts clearing away the dirt in a square and piling it up to make walls. The end result is a dirt hut that's partway into the ground.

[Gk] Is pacing back and forth in the trees and manages to kill two more cows- Better hurry kid, it'll be dark soon.

[Ashe] Grumbles and manages to break a second block-

-the sky is getting a rather rosy pink-

[Sweet Alex] Finds a little patch of coal in the lowered floor and wrings six torches out of it with a little left over

[Ashe] Is still working on knocking out a third block of wood-

[Ashe] - Uncle GG! It won't break!

[Gk] Shifts down into his Herobrine shape and walks over. - That's cause you're doing it wrong. Do it like this- He hauls back and punches the chunk of wood out of place with a vicious right hook-

[Ashe] Grumbles but does shift to his human form-

[Gk] Shows him how to punch the blocks out most easily-

[Ashe] Only goes to the bottom of the leaves before moving towards the next tree-

-Theres a bit of groaning and clattering from the woods-

[Sweet Alex] sticks a torch by the doorway - Get inside! The suns going down!

[Ashe] Notices a few endermen and chitters at them-

[Gk] Come on dammit- Pulls his clothing-

[Ashe] Folds arms and huffs as he's dragged-

[Gk] Gets him inside and down the one step to the lowered floor.

[Sweet Alex] closes the opening with a dirt block and a single torch to fill the remaining hole

[Ashe] Is looking at the blocks in his hands-

[Sweet Alex] Can I have some of those?

[Ashe] - Hm? Okay

[Sweet Alex] Has already put togeather a crafting table and uses it to make a furnace before feeding it some of the wood.

[Gk] Gives her the steaks and she adds those in as well. Giving him a pat on the head.

[Ashe] - So what do we sleep on?

[Sweet Alex] Pulls out a cloak and wraps it around her shoulders- The floor, if you can, there weren't any sheep today.

[Ashe] - The floor?

[Gk] Pulls out the bit of hot meat and shares it with them-

[Ashe] Chews on it-

[Sweet Alex] I doubt I'll be able to sleep but it's okay. I've waited out the monsters plenty of times.

[Gk] quietly- And even invited a few of them in...

[Sweet Alex] Oh shush.

[Ashe] - It's not big enough in here for our dragon forms...

[Gk] Nope. One day isn't enough for that kind of build. - He leans up against the wall and draws up his knees. - I've had worse.

[Ashe] Pouts-

-Outside theres a lot of noise as the woods come alive with clattering skeletons, hissing spiders and creepers and the moans of zombies-

[Gk] Time for the night shift to clock in.

[Sweet Alex] Huddles down and tries to ignore the noise.

[Ashe] - I'm cold!

[Sweet Alex] Opens her cloak like a wing - come sit next to me-

[Ashe] Hurries over-

[Sweet Alex] Wraps him up next to her and puts her arm around him. Her hearts are beating a little quickly at the volume of monster noises outside-

[Ashe] - At least the endermen are nice...

[Gk] Maybe to you...

[Ashe] - No, mama's told her children not to hurt any of the humans or brines

[Gk] Yeah, but these guys are natural spawns for this seed. There are far more wild Endermen here then there are of the ones your mom brought with her.

[Ashe] Curls up a bit more-

-A bit of a cold breeze blows through the open hole and carries the distant laughter of a witch-

[Gk] Starts to snore a little-

[Ashe] - Uncle GG is loud...

[Sweet Alex] Yawns- Well he does have rather tiny nostrils as a human...

[Ashe] Snuggles in a bit more-

-A spider crawls up on top of the shelter and explores the edges, peeping inside but unable to see past the light of the torch or get into the small hole.

[Ashe] Gives off a small puff of void energy towards the arachnid-

[Spider] Is confused and repelled and goes away hissing-

[Ashe] Takes his goggles off to rub at his eyes-

[Sweet Alex] Rubs his shoulder to try and comfort him a bit-

[Ashe] Leans against her and tries to fall asleep-

-The night passes slowly and the mobs make their rounds. As it starts to get light Gk stirs and cusses because his neck is sore-

[Ashe] Wakes up and squints- Uncle GG?

[Gk] Yeah?

[Ashe] - What now?

[Gk] You're gonna ask me? Alex is the expert.

[Sweet Alex] Wakes up as well. - We need seeds, and water. Ore for tools.

[Ashe] Fumbles around for his goggles-

[Sweet Alex] Unbuckles her cloak so she can just stand up without uncovering Ashe- I'll dig. You two forage.

[Gk] Walks outside and there's a preganant pause and then an explosion that takes out a corner of the shelter- YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!

[Ashe] Jumps and hears a tinkling as his goggles break from the shock wave of the creeper-

[Sweet Alex] GK! Are you injured?!

[Gk] Fuck no! Just mad as hell! - He's sitting in the middle of a small crater

[Ashe] - Uncle GG? I think my goggles broke...

[Gk] Ah fuck....

[Ashe] Is kinda able to see the exit and so heads for it-

[Gk] Climbs out of the hole and holds up his hands so Ashe doesn't fall in-

[Ashe] Makes some clicking noises-

[Sweet Alex] You sound like a bat.

[Ashe] - It helps...

[Sweet Alex] Hmm. Well, do what you need too. - She takes out a stone pick and climbs down into the creeper hole - I'll start digging here. You got a decent head start-

[Gk] Fucking creepers....

[Ashe] Where do we go Uncle GG?

[Gk] Well, we should cut down all this grass before we go anywhere. and keep your ears open for animal noises-

[Ashe] - Okay- Swats just above the grass

[Gk] Just swing a bit lower and you'll have it.

[Ashe] Does so and is rewarded with grass breaking-

[Gk] Good. Make sure you're picking up the seeds. - He's looking for any movement in the woods and not having any luck-

[Ashe] Keeps clicking to help him navigate-

[Sweet Alex] Can be heard industriously picking away.

[Gk] Damn my shitty luck. Alex? Give me some of that stone! I'll fix the shelter-

[Sweet Alex] Obliges, and Gk gets to work laying blocks in the gap-

[Ashe] Wanders a bit deeper into the trees-

[Gk] Finishes and then looks around for Ashe-

[Ashe] Isn't visible-

[Gk] fuuuck....

[Sweet Alex] What is it?

[Gk] Nothing! -He darts off into the trees to look for Ashe-

[Ashe] Sniffs the air, smelling endermen and starts heading towards them, shifting into his dragon form-

[Gk] Is marking his trail with cobble blocks and sniffing around for the baby dragon-

-There's two ender amongst the tree's just wandering around as Ashe approaches. The two begin hissing at the dragon-

[Ashe] Pauses, tilting his head curiously at the noise, he's beginning to realize these are not his mother's endermen-

[Gk] Also smells the endermen and runs faster towards the faint scent-

-The endermen lunge at Ashe, scratching at his scales and ripping a few from his body-

[Ashe] Tumbles backwards with a yelp, flapping his wings trying to buffet the endermen back-

[Gk] Hears the commotion and bursts into the clearing with a fireball in each hand-

[Ashe] Recognizes the blue blur and races for it-

[Gk] Does a flying leap over Ashe and mashes the fireballs into the endermen's open mouths with a wild yell-

-The endermen scatter, teleporting while on fire-

[Ashe] Is whimpering-

[Gk] runs back to him- What were you doing?! I told you these ones weren't friendly!

[Ashe] - But... But... They smelled similar

[Gk] It doesn't matter! You want to call me your uncle, you should listen to me! Just because two things are similar doesn't mean they're the same!

[Ashe] - I'm sorry...

[Gk] Hugs his neck. - I am too. Stay close to me kid. It's too dangerous a world to just wander off with your head in the clouds. Change back to human and I'll carry you.

[Ashe] - Okay- He shifts back

[Gk] Hefts the kid in a fireman's carry and takes him back to the clearing. - Alex?!

[Sweet Alex] Pops up like a mole- What happened?

[Ashe] Sniffs a little-

[Gk] He got scratched up by some wild enders.

[Sweet Alex] There's some meat left. You take it- Offers him the food-

[Ashe] Quietly- Thank you- He starts eating the meat

[Gk] Puts him down gently- I'm going hunting, you stay here. We don't have much time and I don't want to go to bed hungry-

[Ashe] Just nods-

[Sweet Alex] Ashe, you can keep me company then, just climb down a little so I can see you from where I'm working-

[Ashe] Tentatively gets to the edge of the hole and drops himself down a couple of blocks-

[Sweet Alex] Goes at the wall with the stone pick and bits of rock dust chunk away around her in scattered pixels-

[Ashe] Clicks, pauses, and then clicks again- Alex?

[Sweet Alex] Yes?

[Ashe] Something over there is different...

[Sweet Alex] Looks - There's some gravel?

[Ashe] - Oh, it sounds different when it comes back

[Sweet Alex] So those noises are giving you some kind of range and density information?

[Ashe] - I think so...

[Sweet Alex] Puts her ear to the wall where the gravel is - I think there's a pocket here...

[Ashe] - A cavern?

[Sweet Alex] Maybe a small one. I hear water- She goes after the gravel and clears it away, as the last block explodes, an arrow flies out of the dark hole and pings off the cavern wall beside her- With a yelp she draws a stone sword and flattens to the wall-

[Skeleton] Pokes it's head into the muted light of the tunnel -

[Sweet Alex] Goes at it with the sword and keeps bashing until it poofs to bones-

[Ashe] Is a bit confused and doesn't want to get to close because of the water-

[Sweet Alex] Well... I can use the bones at least. - She pokes her head into the hole and sticks up a torch. - Ah, it's just a small pool of water.

[Ashe] - I don't like water...- Doesn't notice the clouds beginning to gather overhead

[Sweet Alex] Gives me an idea actually- She climbs out and goes inside the rebuilt shelter for a moment, remerging with a stone hoe and a handful of bone meal - Let me have those seeds.

[Ashe] Tosses a flower out instead-

[Sweet Alex] That's pretty, but not what I need- She's tilling the ground as she talks-

[Ashe] - Sorry- He digs around a bit and manages to toss out the seeds

[Sweet Alex] Bangs the seeds into the ground and used the bone meal to grow them into wheat. She knocks the wheat out with a practiced swipe and puts the remainging seeds back down- Come on Ashe. I'll show you how to make bread-

-The clouds gather heavy and dark overhead-

[Ashe] - Down there?

[Sweet Alex] Takes his hand and helps him down the step inside the doorway- I hope Gk gets back soon.

[Ashe] - My eyes are starting to hurt...

[Sweet Alex] Then I'll narrate. Just close your eyes.

-Outside it's getting dark enough for the mobs to come back out_

[Sweet Alex] Explains what she's doing and then puts a dirtblock with a torch in the doorway again. It clear she's worried about Gk.

[Ashe] Fumbles a bit and puts the wheat in a v shape-

[Sweet Alex] Keeps glancing at the doorway as it gets darker. She's helping Ashe along and soon the bread is made-

[Ashe] - I did it!

[Sweet Alex] Good! It's always handy to know how to cook. -She passes him a loaf of warm bread. - Enjoy. You earned it.

[Ashe] Takes a big bite and then speaks with a mouth full- Where's Uncle GG?

[Sweet Alex] I don't know... He said he was going hunting. - her belly gives a little growl and she eats some bread herself, saving a loaf for the brine.

[Ashe] - We should go look for him!

-there's a crash of thunder outside and the heavens open. The rain pours down heavy and pings off the partly stone ceiling-

[Ashe] Backs away from the opening with a whimper-

[Sweet Alex] Gk is strong. And water doesn't hurt him. We'll wait for him here- She sits down on the floor and opens her cloak for him again- Just sit with me. I'm cold.

[Ashe] Sits down next to her- I don't like how we still don't have beds...

[Sweet Alex] We need to find some sheep first.

[Ashe] - Miss Lie has some!

[Sweet Alex] I thought you said you wanted to run away?

[Ashe] Makes unsure noise-

-There's a frightening noise from outside, like someone choking a zombie and a heafty thump on the wall-

[Ashe] Jumps a little-

-There's a bit of light in the doorway and Sweet Alex reaches for her sword as something swats the blocks away-

[Ashe] Squints at the blurry figure-

[Gk] Stumbles into the little pool of light and slams the blocks back down- Fucking mobs!

[Ashe] - UNCLE GG!

[Gk] Don't hug me kid, I'm soaked to the bone-

[Ashe] - Okay...

[Sweet Alex] Did you have any luck? You were gone for a long time-

[Gk] I wasted my time chasing a chicken and then an ocelot beat me too it. I got some eggs though. Is there any food?

[Sweet Alex] Just bread- Offers the loaf-

[Gk] Thank you. - He eats it with gusto and plops down on the floor-

[Ashe] Draws his knees up to his chest- I miss my bed...- The unspoken part being that he misses his family to

[Gk] Just gives him a knowing look-

[Ashe] Sniffles again-

[Sweet Alex] Snuggles him close-

[Ashe] - I... I think I wanna go home...

[Gk] You sure kid?

[Ashe] Nods-

[Sweet Alex] You're not going to run away any more?

[Ashe] - No...

[Gk] You got a good life Ashe. Your mom loves you and so do your siblings. You're lucky. And I hope you got some respect now for all the Alex's and Steve's that do this shit all the damn time.

[Ashe] - Yes Uncle GG...

[Gk] Good.

[Sweet Alex] I want to make sure you get home safely. We'll have to wait for the rain to stop, and GK to dry off.

[Ashe] - Okay- He curls in a bit closer to Sweet Alex- I hope Mama isn't to mad...

[Gk] Takes a bunch of the wood and stuffs it in the furnace, and then adds cobbles so they'll cook back to stone. The flames from the transistion heat the small room a bit.

[Sweet Alex] I think she'll just be glad to have you back.

[Endrea] Has been flying non-stop looking for Ashe since she realized he was missing. She left Willow and Oak with Alexsezia and has been flying since the rain started. Not caring about the small sores forming on her because of the water. She flying worried circles as she tries to figure out where Ashe might be-

[Endrea] Finally getting exhausted nearly crashes into the large tree as she lands above where Doc and the others are-

[Doc] Hears the thump and looks up in concern- Endrea?

[Endrea] Lashes her tail about a bit- Have you seen Ashe?

[Doc] No? Is something wrong?

[Endrea] - I can't find him, I've been looking for at least a day

[Lie] - Calm down Endrea, and please come down here, it's raining and I can see your sores

[Doc] Pokes a bit more out from under Deerheart's wing- Come down here and I'll give you a dry pill. That looks pretty bad. Between me and Deerheart we should be able to find him-

[Endrea] Climbs down, her wings drooped from exhaustion-

[Deer] - Oh Endrea. Where are Willow and Oak?

[Endrea] - With Alexsezia

[Doc] Scuttles out from under Deerheart's wing and puts three of the pills in Endrea's mouth- Just swallow.

[Endrea] Does swallow- Please, I don't know where he is... And not all the enders on this seed obey me...

[Doc] Rocks back like a gopher and turns on hir pinpoint. Xe swings hir head back and forth with hir eyes closed and ends up pointing northwest- He's that way, and actually coming closer at a much faster rate then he could fly on his own...

[Endrea] Perks and immediately rushes in that direction-

[Deer] - Endrea wait! You're exhausted, if you push yourself any farther...

[Doc] Grabs Endrea's tail and pulls her up short-

[Endrea] - But my child...

[GK] Comes into view with Ashe and Sweet Alex on his back-

[Endrea] - ASHE!

[Ashe] Ducks a bit in shame-

[Gk] Lands with a clatter of hooves and kneels so his riders can get off safely-

[Sweet Alex] looks dirty and tired-

[Doc] what the heck happened to you guys?

[Ashe] - Mama...

[Endrea] Leaps at them and whisks Ashe off of GK, wrapping herself around her child, nuzzling him and making certain he is okay-

[Gk] Somebody was determined to run away from home. Said his mama was too busy with his little brother and sister, and didn't love him anymore...

[Doc] That's ridiculious!

[Lie] - Took the words right out of my mouth Doc

[Endrea] Is busy cleaning Ashe-

[Doc] So where were you?!

[Gk] Nowhere. Middle of. We did some survival.

[jewel] every child has their moments

[Sweet Alex] Leans on Deerheart's side- Anyone have any food? I'm beat.

[Doc] Sheesh... I do Alex. Here- Xe offers a sandwich and Alex takes it gratefully.

[Ashe] Whimpers as Endrea licks a spot where one of his scales had been pulled out-

[Endrea] - Your scales, what happened?

[Ashe] - Not nice endermen...

[Endrea] - Oh Ashe- She nuzzles him, careful to avoid the tender spots as she cleans a bit more of him

[Gk] Loafs to watch-

[Doc] Gets a pill for him too- Eat this Ashe. What happened to your googles?

[Ashe] - They broke

[Doc] Ah well, you were probably due for a new pair anyway. - Xe pulls out hir command block and opens the creative to get raw materials to make some new ones.

[Endrea] - I'm just glad your safe. Thank you for finding him...

[Gk] I didn't find him. He was with me and Sweet Alex the whole time.

[Endrea] Stiffens a little- You... Knew?

[Gk] Yeah, we intercepted him making a beeline for the wilderness-

[Doc] Holds up the googles proudly- All done!

[Endrea] - You knew... And you didn't think it wise to let me know he was okay? HOW LONG WERE YOU WITH HIM!?

[Gk] Scuttles backwards a little bit- I didn't want him to see me telling his mom where he was over the chat!

[Endrea] - I HAVE BEEN FLYING NON STOP FOR AN ENTIRE DAY LOOKING FOR HIM!

[Gk] Well I figured you might find us...? - Is kinda balled up with his wing tentacles writhing as he's yelled at-

[Sweet Alex] Gk was trying to teach him a valuable lesson Endrea!

[Doc] Sneaks over and hands Ashe his new googles-

[Endrea] - AS IS REASONABLE! HOWEVER THERE IS SUCH A THING AS PRIVATE MESSAGING!

[Gk] teeny bit defensive- You know I'm no good at that fancy shit! I didn't know how to use the chat at all till I got here!

[Sweet Alex] We can do PMs?

[Endrea] - I FLEW IN THE RAIN THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS FALLING! MY WINGS ARE TO THE POINT THAT I CAN'T FLY ANYMORE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS HOW WORRIED I WAS!

[GK] Ummm- He actually looks a little bit afraid-

[Doc] Is motioning frantically for Lie to make calming blossoms

[Lie] Motions to all the calming flowers already there-

[Ashe] Puts his new goggles on-

[Doc] Endrea... just calm down okay? Everything is fine now.

[Endrea] - No, it isn't- She turns away from GK with a huff and curls around her child

[Doc] Shutting up now... - Xe goes back to Deerheart and pulls one of her wings over hir coils again-

[Deer] Quietly- Do not piss the mama dragon off... Got it

[Gk] Is scrunched up in corner and only his eyes are visible in the shadows-

[Lie] Approaches GK- You okay?

[Gk] Is a little shaky and whispers to her with his slight sibilance. - Just dirty, hungry and tired. I got blown up by a creeper, fell in several holes, and I've been without good food or sleep the whole time we were gone. I also wasted several cows and set two Endermen on fire.

[Lie] - Then rest, you've deserved it. And feel free to raid my garden or the food chest in my house

[Gk] Do you think she'll kick my ass if I try to slink off?

[Lie] - I honestly don't know

[Gk] Sleep it is then... - Tries to curl up comfortably-

[Lie] Gives GK a friendly pat-

[Gk] Nearly inaudible whimper

[Mix] Well, that went surprisingly well. Festiv was smart, you probably planned some kind of bodily horror, CP.

[Raptor Leaders] -talking by their thrones in the back of the room, glancing at them repetitively before parting and coming over-

[Cosm'c] No joo den kxuk 0ei rekx uho loh0 jkhedw nxako o0oj. No uho naccadw ke jfoub ke kxuk vhaodt nxem no xulo nhedwot adutlohkodkc0. Av 0ei uho naccadw ke rhadw ij, Mix ev kxo Whispering Swamp kharo, udt CP, vhaodt ke Mix.

[CP] - I was planning on ripping a leg off... Now what are they going on about?

[Mix] Glad Festiv was smart, now. That probably would've went over bad..

[Mix] Uh.... They admit we are very strong and...

[Mix] They're willing to talk to TLOT

[CP] - Does that mean I can wash this crap off of my face now?

[Mix]... No, but I should probably put some on them before they get there................. *thoughtful look

[CP] - Let me guess, you want me to entertain while you apply this crap to them?

[Mix] Yeah. Try not to mutilate them?

[CP] - Absolutely no promises... Actually, hold still a sec...

[Mix] Huh? -holds still-

[CP] Pulls up her code and looks through her memory files before copying one- I'm getting pretty annoyed at not being able to understand these assholes

[Mix] Oh, alright

[CP] - Now go hurry this shit up

[Mix] A um weadw ke we mubo jiho kxuk kxo hojk uho hout0 ke mook 0ei ucc.

-Mixed Raptor okays-

[Mix] See ya in a bit! -swoosh out to do so-

[CP] Folds his arms with a huff, integrating the code into his translation one to make understanding and speaking to the raptors seamless-

[Cosm'c] Te 0ei kxadb CP xuj u muko? -glancing at cp then back to Eld'ri'm- (Do you think he has a mate?)

[Eld'ri'm] Houcc0 Cosm'c? -unamused face- (Really?)

[Cosm'c] 0oj houcc0! -amused expression- (Yes really)

[Festiv] -Just lightly amused expression-

[CP] Listens to them before sighing- 0oj, A te xulo u muko, uckxeiwx jxo tat dek semo ed kxaj utlodkiho (Yes, I do have a mate, although she did not come this time)

-Startled raptor noises-

[Cosm'c] Tumd! Jxo mijk ro edo cisb0 odkak0! (Damn, she must be lucky!)

[CP] - Dek oloh0edo neict uwhoo nakx 0ei (Not everyone would agree with you)

[Cosm'c] Kxo0'ho veecj kxod! -paps tail a bit, jingling- (They are fools then)

[CP] - Kxo0 uho nehhaot. Kxo0 scuam rosuijo ev m0... Lecukaco komfoh udt kodtodsaoj ke mihtoh (They are worried. They claim because of my... Volatile temper and tendencies to murder)

[Festiv] Eih badt uho lecukaco udt fhedo ke mihtoh, vhaodt CP. Ak teoj dek adxarak eih uracak0 ke celo, deh eih uracak0 ke suho ureik eih muko. A rok 0eihj celoj 0ei tojfako kxejo kodtodsaoj. -friendly look- (I bet she loves you despite those tendencies because we are the same)

[Cosm'c] Mu0ro najxoj 0ei neict ro u rak wodkcoh, rik 0ei sud'k jamfc0 kumo u hufkeh ad u tu0. Ak kuboj kamo. (Maybe wishes you were gentler)

[CP] - Odeiwx, A kxadb jxo'j ucmejk tedo eik kxoho (enough, I think she is almost done out there)

[Eld'ri'm] Xedojkc0, uj cedw uj 0ei'ho dek xihkadw XOH, A te dek joo kxo fhercom nakx kxejo kodtodsaoj. -shrug- (Honestly, as long as you're not hurting her, I do not see the problem)

[CP] - Doloh, A't doloh xihk xoh (Never, I'd never hurt her)

[Eld'ri'm] Kxod A ted'k joo kxo fhercom, vhaodt CP. (Then I don't see a problem)

[CP] - A um dek 0eih vhaodt. Cok mo fik ak kxaj nu0, kxejo kojkavasukoj 0ei batduffot? A um kxoah wet ev nuh, m0 semadw aj doloh jemokxadw ke kubo cawxkc0 (I am not your friend, those testifcates you kidnapped? To them I am their god of war)

[Festiv] Wet ev nuh? Uj av. 0ei uho zijk u mud, zijk udekxoh nxako o0o. Dek u wet. (God of war? As if, you are just a man)

[CP] - 0oj, udt loh0 tavvasick ke wok ke we ucedw nakx ujjadado khafj cabo kxaj edo (Yes, and very difficult to get to go along on asinine trips like this)

[Mix] -Poking back in- They're ready! Kxo vhaodt aj hout0 ke mook 0ei.

[Cosm'c] Uchawxk, xoho no we! (Alright, here we go)

[Raptor Leaders] -To the door and pop out of building-

[TLOT] Ready for what?

[Pinapple] Hopefully not to eat us or something.

[Steve] It's okay, you're safe with us.

[CP] Just teleports out-

[Steve] At Cp- How did it go?

[CP] - Annoyingly boring

[TLOT] Then it could have been much worse. Do they want to have a treaty or just for us to fuck off?

[Festiv] -Clearly the calmest, actually walking rather than the other two who bound forward to the group. Shi's keeping even with Mix, mostly.- Kxaj edo aj kxo vhaodt? Udekxoh nxako o0o?... Rik u coutoh. A joo den, nx0 xo lodkihot xoho veh xaj foefco. -To Mix.- {Shi seems a bit uninterested initially, but approving, and a bit understanding by the end.}

[Steve] Hides behind TLOT, clearly uncomfortable and peeking over his shoulder a bit-

[Testificates] Stay in a tight group behind Steve.

[TLOT] Greetings! I guess you fellows are the tribal leaders?

[Mix] 0oux, TLOT aj ojjodkaucc0 kxo kojkavasukoj wet den, rik xo'j u weet fohjed. Nxod xo veidt eik foefco nodk majjadw xo nuj hout0 ke semo ammotaukoc0. -Gestures at TLOT a bit and nods.- {She's assuring the raptor a bit before smiling.}

[Cosm'c] -Examining them each carefully before grinning, several teeth very prominent.-

[Festiv] A joo. Nacc 0ei efohuko uj khudjcukeh? -Stops before the group, looking at them once over, pausing and Eyeing Steve's helmet.- {Questioning tone directed at Mix}

[Mix] I'll be the translator!

[Festiv] -More to hirself than anything.- Kxuk xocmok... Seict ak ro?... {Shi seems questioning about the helmet Steve's wearing.}

[Festiv] -Takes a deep breath- Coutoh ev foefco, A um Festiv, udt kxo ekxoh kne uho Cosm'c udt Eld'ri'm. A idtohjkudt opfcehohj ev 0eih foefco sumo udt noho.. touck nakx, ussehtadw ke kxo ect nu0j. A toofc0 ufecewaqo uk kxo cejj ev 0eih foefco. No noho uskadw ad eih rojk adkodkaedj, uj uwoj uwe, kxo vcojx ruwj mujj baccot eih badt. No xulo de najx ev kxuk xuffodadw uwuad. -Gestures at Cosm'c and Eld'ri'm before dropping hands.- {Shi's explaining something, and apologizing at one point.}

[Mix] Festiv says they're deeply sorry about the loss of some of the testificates, and that shi and her people were only acting on old ways. Something about how the testificates uhhh.... Killed a bunch of them a long time ago. Preemptive action to prevent it again.

[Coffi] We've never seen anything like you!

[Milk] Apart from Father Steve's armor.

[TLOT] My husbands adorment is very, very old. It and my helm were found in an ancient sand temple full of murals of my previous existence, before... before the foul NOTCH destroyed my memories and took away my powers.

[Steve] Takes his hand nervously- I don't mean any offense. It's been mine for so long, I feel near naked without it.

[CP] Is snickering-

[Stevie] Has his sword lowered, but is keeping a wary eye on all the raptors-

[Mix] Kxo0'lo doloh jood ud0kxadw cabo 0ei. {Explaining what Coffi said}

[Eld'ri'm] .... -Seems lowkey interested in TLOT's cape. And Stevie's sword. Trying to get slightly closer to look at them while not making them uncomfortable.-

[Cosm'c] -circling them slowly, looking quite predatory, but her thoughts are calm and peaceful.-

[CP] Makes a small ball of fire in his hand-

[TLOT] Uses his powers to spread a calming feeling-

[Steve] Is watching the circling raptor fearfully-

[Festiv] -Taps foot a little bit, nodding before speaking on hir own.- A't ujjimo je. No uho cedw calot uj ak aj, udt kxo wodesato aj uwoj ectoh kxud olod ij. A teirk ud0 nxe tatd'k vadt xulod nakx kxo Watchful Eyes dukaed homuadj. Kxo wodesato nuj nakxeik mohs0. Dedo noho jfuhot. De xuksxcadw, octoh... Dedo. Ucc noho baccot. Rik kxuk xocm.. Ak huajoj giojkaedj ev u fhefxos0... {Explaining in turn, giving a gesture of her claws at one point. There's a great sadness toward the end followed by hopeful curiousity.}

[Mix] Alright uhhh...... Hir people, if not here, were likely killed like... a long time ago. A really long time ago. The killing of their people was brutal, everyone was killed, baby, old. All of them.. Wow...

[Cosm'c] -Circles a bit closer to Stevie, nosing head down to look at the sword. Seems she's interested in it too.-

[Stevie] - Steve, want me to nudge them back?

[Steve] Shakes his head slightly. He doesn't want to agitate them.

[TLOT] Then I am sorry for your loss, and assure you. We are not here to make trouble.

[Mix] Something about a prophecy linked to Steve's helmet?

[Steve] Looks stunned - ME?!

[CP] Bursts out laughing-

[TLOT] I presumed it was special because of where it had been placed...

[Mix] I'll ask about it.

[Mix] Nxuk fhefxos0?

[Cosm'c] -Tries to doot snoot on sword gently, curiousity evident-

[Stevie] Checks on the villagers real quick before returning his attention to the raptors. He jumps back in surprise at the nudge-

[TLOT] Do your kind use the gems? We could trade with you. That would be good for normalizing relations.

[Cosm'c] -Doots snoot against it again gently before scooting back to Eld'ri'm- Aj jxuhf! Cabo eih scunj. Rik sect. {Explanation of sword feeling}

[Stevie] - What are they doing?

[Mix] -Looks over to Eld'ri'm and Cosm'c- Uhhh... I think they're interested in your sword. Eld'ri'm seems interested in TLOT's cloak though. They've probably never seen stuff like that.

[TLOT] At Mix- Did they say what kind of prophecy? It's nothing bad i hope. - stops- Oh! Thank you. It was a gift from my Testificates.

[Mix] I think Festiv's trying to put it into words. They are old, it's probably been muddled a bunch. Like playing telephone, but with multiple generations, you know?

[TLOT] I can try reading their minds directly. If one of them can focus on a visual reprentation maybe?

[Festiv] -Finally, with a touch of uncertainty- Kxo ehawaduc vehm aj cejk, rik rujasucc0... U Warrior eh vhaodt neict semo rouhadw u jbicc ev octohj, udt no neict ro vhoo. Ak nuj.... loh0 luwio, rik giako xefovic. A... um nedtohadw av kxuk aj kxo jbicc. Udt av je.. Nxuk nacc xuffod den. {Talking about the skull, and what it means. Freedom, maybe?}

[Mix] Uhh... A warrior or friend comes with it, and it will.. bring freedom? Of some kind. Uncertain. Skull of elders? So it's apparently really, really old. Shi's not sure how to take it.

[Eld'ri'm] -Scoots closer carefully and tries to nibble a bit on TLOT's cape end-

[Festiv] -Notices that and taps foot a bit, bells ringing. It gets Eld'ri'm to stop, embarrassedly returning to his spot.-

[TLOT] Runs a hand over his hem and pulls away a square of the same fabric about the size of a rug and holds it out. - Sate your curiousity, if you wish.

[Steve] I prefer not to fight... unless.. are you being opressed by someone? Or something?

[CP] - Hey Stevie, you should give then your sword

[Stevie] - No

[TLOT] I can make you another. Easily.

[Eld'ri'm] -Excitedly snaps up the fabric, teeth fitting around,and somewhat on, TLOT's hand, pulling away in a way that surprisingly does not harm him. It's like the raptors done that before- Uffhosaukot! Jevk. Kujko cabo scekx no boof. Aj daso. Vooc, Cosm'c! {Excited, appreciatively, talking about how it feels, maybe?} -Holds fabric out after nomming on it lightly to Cosm'c-

[Mix] Uho 0ei roadw effhojjot jkacc? Eh uho 0ei mohoc0 vouhvic ev kojkavasukoj uvkoh nxuk xuffodot ke cudt 0ei xoho? {Asking about what Steve wanted to know}

[Festiv] -thoughtful look and slight shake of head.-

[Stevie] - I'm more concerned about what my brother will do if I'm unarmed

[Festiv] De, mohoc0 nehhaot. No xulo rood ucedo veh mud0 wodohukaedj, eik xoho ad kxo jou. Ak xuj bofk ij juvo vhem kxo vcojxruwj. Ad vusk, ro0edt u von eloh kxo 0ouhj, no xulo dek jood ud0 ev khio suijo veh nehh0.. {Admittal and thoughtful pondering}

[Mix] No, they've.. Mostly stayed here because they know it's safe here. Very few have found this place.

[TLOT] Lets go of the fabric - Stevie.... do you really think a sword would be effective if he really wanted to hurt you?

[Cosm'c] -Feeling fabric curiously and nibbling on it a bit too-

[Steve] But surely you'll expand your village with children and run out of room eventually?

[Penut] We're okay... with having you guys around. As long as you're not killing us!

[Stevie] - It has in the past

[TLOT] Please?

[Stevie] - Why?

[TLOT] Just sighs- He still didn't get an answer as to if they wanted to trade.

[Mix] Oh sorry, I didn't ask. What are you hoping to trade?

[TLOT] I guess it depends on what they have and what they want. I just thought it would be good for acclimating everyone to their presence.

[Mix] Alright, I'll ask!

[Cosm'c] -Scuttles up to Festiv and carefully eases fabric into hir claws, excitedly- Vooc kxaj! Aj jevk, cabo kxo jxoof! {Excitement about the fabric}

[Festiv] -Feels fabric and turns it over a few times, dotting it with careful holes from hir claws- lod'k jood jxoof ad u nxaco.. Kxaj aj je jevk... {Agreement}

[Mix] Kxo0 nudk ke bden av 0ei neict cabo ke jkuhk khutadw? Mu0ro uj u nu0 ke rhadw 0eih foefco rusb eik. Kamoj xulo sxudwot xoho. Aj kxoho ud0kxadw 0ei't cabo? {Asking about trading and some explaining why.}

[CP] Starts sneaking up on his brother to yank his sword away-

[Festiv] -flicks fabric around a bit- Uskiucc0.. A neict dek madt meho ev kxaj vurhas. Uk coujk ke jkuhk nakx. Ak'j don udt tavvohodk, semfuhot ke nxuk no xulo. No xulo misx no seict khuto, uj nocc. Womj, reebj ev muwas, udt ect uhkavuskj. Av ak fcoujoj 0ei, ev seihjo. {Hir offers and deals.}

[Mix] Shi likes the fabric. They have a lot they could trade, like jewels, books of magic which I think are enchanted books? and.. old artifacts.

[Eld'ri'm] -Doots his snoot to TLOT's cape, nibbling on it-

[TLOT] What do they want in return? Besides fabric? What kind of diet do they have also? Just meat? We have so much unusual food on our server.

[Mix] Judging by those chompers, I'd say meat.

[TLOT] But one of the ones on our server took Doc's pie? Are they markedly different? They look similar enough.

[CP] Yanks Stevie's sword from his hand and launches it into the top of a nearby jungle tree-

[Stevie] - What the Nether brother!

[Mix] Yeah, definitely different. I can tell. Lightfoot have molars in the back. Not many, but definitely have some. Their diet's Fish and meat and sometimes veggies. But I'll check.

[Mix] Uho 0ei jiho kxoho ajd'k ud0 veet no sud wok 0ei? Nxuk te 0ei ouk, mouk? {Asking}

[Cosm'c] -swoosh to tree, scaling it with ease and grabbing the sword in her mouth- !-nom on it-

[TLOT] Faceplams-

[Steve] Cp! That was rude!

[CP] - No, that was hilarious

[Festiv] -Gives fabric to Eld'ri'm- Mouk ev ucc badtj, jemo vajx nxod no suksx kxom. Av 0ei sud adsehfehuko whoodj ad no sud jemokamoj ouk ak? Rik ijiucc0 ak wokj ij jasb eh teoj dekxadw veh ij. Nxuk badt ev moukj te 0ei xulo? Eh vajx? No xulo xut heiwxc0 kxo jumo veet veh uwoj. U sxudwo ad fuso neict ro... daso. {Fish and meat. Not really many vegetables. What have?}

[Mix] Yeah I was right, Mostly meat. Fish when they can catch them. Don't eat vegetables because it gets them sick. Shi wants to know what meat we can offer because a change of pace would be nice.

[Cosm'c] -gnawing on sword at top of tree-

[Stevie] - I hate you brother

[CP] - Good

[TLOT] I have some ideas. I'll get back to them.

[Steve] Is so annoyed he kicks Cp in the shin- I am so telling Lie how bad you're being!

[Testificates] Collective gasp-

[Eld'ri'm] -Shies away from Steve to sit by Festiv and play with the fabric-

[CP] Slowly turns towards Steve as he's beginning to catch on fire-

[Steve] Shrinks a little but stands his ground-

[TLOT] Warning growl from TLOT- You deserved that Cp.

[CP] - The Nether I did you asshole!

[Mix] -Slight bristle-

[Steve] Lip quivers a little- Just because he's not a little kid anymore doesn't mean it's okay to treat him like shit!

[TLOT] He has a point. I can tell you're showing out in front of company Cp...

[Mix] -Tapping foot a bit angrily, biting lip-

[Festiv] 0eih vhaodt aj giako idhic0.

[Mix] 0oux A bden. Xo'j wekkod rokkoh jadso A mok xam rik... Ak'j.. Ak'j u fhesojj, houcc0. {They're talking about CP}

[Creme] Well he is a god of war...

[Cheez] Surely anything not related to battle bores his greatness?

[Stevie] - I'm one of his favorite targets

[Jelli] Did you commit some horrible crime?

[TLOT] Sibling rivalry

[Jelli] Oh....

[Coffi] Does that mean this Stevie is a minor diety of peace?

[TLOT] Snorts-

[Stevie] - Wait, what?

[Mix] -Stalks over and grabs CP, lightly toasting her arm in the process, and Steve, angrily tapping her foot. It kind of looks comical given her height compared to CP though- Fucks sake. We are trying to do a bunch of political shit, and you two are fighting like Babies! -angry huff- Save it for when we get home you fuckwits!

[Festiv] -Amused but admiring gaze-

[Cosm'c] -gnawing on that sword-

[Coocont] No! He doesn't have powers! He must be clergy.

[Cheez] That makes more sense-

[Creme] at Stevie -You must have lost your hat on your long journey to get here. We'll arrange for you to have a new one when we get home.

[Steve] Ow Mix... I don't want to fight with him at all. But he's being horrible.

[Mix] Still!

[Stevie] - I'm not a clergy

[Testificates] Look confused-

[TLOT] They're from a different seed-

[Testifictes] Assorted - Ohs! and Okays! [Weird forgien people]

[Festiv] -Trots up to TLOT, sifting through hir inventory carefully.-

[TLOT] Watches hir curiously-

[Festiv] -A golden bell, similar to the ones they all have, is what shi pops out, holding it out to TLOT in a friendly manner.-

[TLOT] Takes it curiously and turns it so it jingles - That's lovely. Such a soothing noise.

[Festiv] -Sways whole body, several jingles echoing out. The other two's heads shoot up, homing in on Festiv.-

[Steve] Rustles around in his own inventory - I have an idea! A couple of wool cubes fall out and bounce on the ground as he connects the loose ends to his kitting needles. His fingers are a blur as he works on two small objects and then ties them off. He holds them out to Festiv proudly- It's a pair of striped fingerless gloves that match hir colors-

[Festiv] -Examines gloves for a moment before taking them and putting them on, looking almost excited at the sight.- Ex! Kxaj aj daso, loh0 daso! {Very approving}

[TLOT] Good job my lamb.

[Steve] Looks proud. [There are still three balls at his feet, though they're smaller now. ]

[Festiv] -Lowers claws so Eld'ri'm can feel the gloves-

[Eld'ri'm] -Feels gloves carefully before chittering and nosing at the three balls hopefully-

[Steve] You want a pair too? Or I can do something else?

[Eld'ri'm] -Noses wool balls more-

[Steve] Attatches the balls to his cane sticks and bleps a little in concentration. After a moment he ties it off and gently puts a colorful beret on the raptors head.

[CP] - And now he's clothing the raptors, joy

[TLOT] Oh hush.

[Stevie] - I'm not getting that sword back... Am I?

[TLOT] I'll make you another! Geeze.

[Stevie] - I liked that one...

[Eld'ri'm] -Delighted crooning, presenting the beret on his feathers to Festiv-

[Festiv] -Smiles and pats Eld'ri'm- Ak ceebj weet ed 0ei, Eld.

[Steve] Stevie! Please let it go!

[Stevie] - Alright alright! Sheesh...

[Cosm'c] -soft crunch, peek out from tree top at them-

[TLOT] That one should be careful not to break their teeth on that. It's pretty hard.

[Cosm'c] ... -crunch crunch-

[CP] Floats up into the air again-

[Cosm'c] -notices soft fluffies on Festiv and Eld'ri'm and hops down, padding up to Steve still gnawing on the sword-

[Steve] Takes the remainder of the balls and turns them into a skinny long scarf. He loops it into itself and holds it out. - trade me? Stevie would really like that back.

[Cosm'c] ...?

[Festiv] Kxo ce0uc vhaodt nudkj xaj jxuhf rusb. Kxo vhaodtc0 fhaojk nacc khuto kxo jevk cedw jkhaf veh ak. {Wants sharp back. Will trade.}

[Cosm'c] Ex! -Holds lightly eaten sword out to Steve-

[Steve] Loops the scarf around Cosm'c and takes the sword. - Thank you.

[Stevie] Looks at the slobber covered sword that has tiny chunks missing-

[TLOT] Well it has character now... vintage style.

[CP] Has shit eating grin wondering if he can pull it off a second time-

[Steve] Gives Stevie a push so he'll go stand with the Testificates-

[Stevie] - I'm going, I'm going

[TLOT] Tell you what. Find me an open spot and I'll make you a summoner. Then you can call me if you need to trade or have problems with the local villages.

[Festiv] -Squints a bit before nodding and turning. Gestures back at the big building. Shi points at the top of it, which seems relatively flat. There's clear platforms showing there's a way to get up.-

[TLOT] I'm on it. He strides past Cp and points at him - I'm watching you. - He works his way to the top and lays the rough shape of a summoner out of cobbles and then leans down, putting his hands on it. There's a hush and the blocks flip numbers and become the right materials. He sets fire to the top and there's a kind of pulse as the silent call begins. He dusts his hands and heads back down.

[Steve] Takes out a quill and writes out the poem he knows so well on a piece of paper. - Just read this near the flames and we'll come right away. Mix? Can you scribble a translation on here too- Holds out the quill and paper to her.

[CP] Is eyeing the sword again-

[Mix] Sure. -Takes it and carefully starts translating it.-

[TLOT] Comes back down-

[Stevie] Is wiping his sword off on the ground-

[Cosm'c] -Edge over to try and nom sword some more-

[Mix] Aaannnddd there.

[Stevie] - Oh for Nether's sake...

[Steve] Ah ah ah! Don't do it... That's not nice.

[Festiv] -peeks at writing- -in a very off, heavily accented, kind of like Mix's but a lot more apparent and hilarious??, manner- Een a Square ring of gold....

[Mix] -soft snort-

[TLOT] Oh for.... Here... He pulls a diamond out of the creative and offers it to Cosm'c

[Cosm'c] -Chomp the gem-

[TLOT] Close enough-

[Milk] Can we go home now?

[Coffi] Stomach growl-

[Creme] Little yawn-

[Stevie] - I do still need to work on my gift for Alexis...

[Mix] -Gives paper to Festiv, sharing a few soft words before smiling.-

[TLOT] We won't send any villagers over just yet, but I'll come back in the next couple of days whether you call or not. I'll bring stuff to trade at least. Okay?

[CP] Yawns-

[TLOT] Gives the raptors a polite bow. -

[Festiv] -Only one to give a proper bow back, similar to the one Mix had done upon greeting them. The rest are too distracted.- Joo 0ei kxod, TLOT. {See you then, TLOT.}

[TLOT] Cp... how about just making a hole back to the cage? I'll take this bunch into town and get them fed and beds and take them home tonorrow myself.

[CP] - Now you want me to do more work?

[Mix] Just do it or I'll deck you, CP.

[TLOT] Mentally- I was giving you a chance to show off.-

[CP] - You can't even reach me

[Mix] Not with that attitude, and I got about 5 stacks of dirt with your name on it, bud.

[TLOT] Sighs- Whatever- He does a little pose and circles his hand to to make a shimmering portal -

[Testificates] Look unsure but Steve helps them through

[Steve] Stevie? You coming?

[Stevie] - Absolutely- As he's stepping through he's rammed in the back by his brother

[Festiv] -Seems interested in portal-

[TLOT] Give me a chance to tell my Testificates what's going on and you can come visit us as well if you want.

[CP] Slips through-

[Stevie] On the floor- Ow...

[Steve] Helps him up-

[Stevie] - Thanks...- Looks around- Um, why is the door closed?

[Mix] -Hops out and stretches arms over head-

[TLOT] Comes through and closes the portal - Because Cp. I'll tend to it.

[CP] Tp's outside of the door-

[TLOT] Swats out the blocks beside the door to make a 2-block hole.

[CP] - HEY!

[TLOT] Ptttth-

[Mix] -soft snort-

[Stevie] - Well, I better go find Steffan...

[Steve] Gives Stevie a brotherly hug- Thank you for coming along. Sorry about your sword. We'll get you a new one.

[Stevie] - Eh, I think I have enough for another

[Bee] What-what is this place? I've never seen so much gold...

[Penut] Thumbs at Cp- It's one of his builds.

[Bee] It's amazing!

[Cheez] Meh. Wait until you see the Doctor's castle. It's massive.

[Spork] What Doctor?

[Steve] Doc is a brine that runs the server. One of the head admins on our seed.

[Candelabra] What's a server?

[TLOT] Thumbs back at the two consoles with their trailing redstone wires - Your whole world, my original spawn seed, is in the one on the right.

[Candelabra] Looks at it fearfully - We walk amongst gods...

[TLOT] Doc keeps everything tidy, but they aren't the only Herobrine here. They're the golden dragon.

[Spork] Impressed hush, and then- Does the goddess Lie live here too?! And Splenderousman?

[Steve] Yep. We'll come up near her house once we get out of here.

[Spork] Woooow.

[Milk] Should we tell them TLOT, about... Markus?

[TLOT] Rubs the bridge of his nose bump- ...go ahead.

[Steve] Let me do it, please. - addresses the three they rescued- I'm gonna share a secret with you, and if I think you won't keep it, then we can't let you go home. But you may discover it on your own and that would be even more confusing. Do you understand?

[Candelabra] Can we stay if we... just want too?

[TLOT] I'll consider it.

[Spork] I won't tell a soul.

[Bee] Enraptured curious look- Me either.

[Steve] You know there's more then one Herobrine, there's also more the one NOTCH.

-Collective frightened gasps from the three.-

[Coffi] It's okay man. Most of them are docile as fuck.

[Coocont] And the brines keep the bad ones locked out of this world.

[Candelabra] Points up- Is it.. safe out there? Topside?

[Bee] So who is Markus?

[TLOT] He's the... like the father of all the NOTCHs. And some of them are bad kids and others just want to be left alone.

[Steve] He's a very sweet person. Stevie calls him father and he claims Cp as one of his sons as well.

[Jelli] I heard he was also dating the purple magick gal...

[Penut] I saw them walking together the other day! Holding hands. You could tell he was lovestruck. - Clasps his own hands and sighs- it was so sweet. He has weird hair though.

[Spork] I thought NOTCH was bald?

[Milk] I heard Doc made him a rug for his head?

[Cheez] No! It's real hair! Drillby saw it up close!

[Candelabra] You speak so casually of our gods.

[Coffi] Well.... they're our neighbors.

[Pinapple] Splender feeds on happy energy, so he frequently comes to town to play with our children and visit with us.

[Creme] Yeah, and Lie comes to trade every few days.

[Jelli] We don't see the Doctor quite as often though, they get around the seed a lot, so they're usually just passing by overhead.

[Bee] Imagine seeing a dragon so often they're just... hey there goes the dragon... Wow...

-The offensive pod uncurls from where it's testing and lowers itself to investigate those in the cage -

[Stevie] - That thing seems to just get more and more curious...

[Bee, Spork, and Candelabra] All move closer to the door so they aren't underneath it.

[TLOT] Well it was the first one she made, and it is on a rather boring guard duty assignment. Not much happens down here.

[CP] - FIX THE FUCKING WALL TLOT!

[TLOT] He gently ushers all the Testificates out of the cage and faces Cp before slowly, delicately, sliding two blocks back into the hole he made.

[Testificates] Assorted snickers-

[CP] Catches on fire in irritation-

[TLOT] Gives Stevie a little push so he'll walk with the group and they just tromp past Cp.

[CP] - I fucking hate you

[TLOT] Blows him a kiss-

[Testificates] More snickering-

[CP] Just teleports up to the surface-

[GK] Is slinking along the ground, passing through Lie's yard-

[CP] -GK? What are you doing?

[Gk] Jumps a little- Oh. It's you... I got yelled at.

[CP] - By who?

[Gk] Endrea...

[CP] Scoffs- What? Did you steal her kids or something?

[Gk] Makes a face- Kinda...

[CP] Blank faces for a moment- WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

[GK] Balls up in shock- Ashe tried to run away from home!

[CP] - SO!?

[Gk] So... me and Sweet Alex took him out in the woods for a bit of survival...

[CP] - Oh my fucking... YOU IDIOT!

[Gk] But it worked! He's the one who decided he wanted to come back home!

[CP] - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES STEVIE TRIED TO RUN AWAY!? HE'D ALWAYS COME RIGHT BACK!

[GK] Teeny whimper-

[CP] - YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! YOU'RE A DRAGON! YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW POSSESSIVE DRAGONS GET ABOUT THINGS!

[TLOT] Comes up in time to hear most of it. - Just can't calm down today can you?

[Testificates] The ones from the village look totally unfazed, but the three outsiders are staring at the Herobrine screaming at the fearsome red dragon in shock and awe.

[CP] - WILL YOU TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS MORON! HE RAN OFF WITH ENDREA'S KID!

[TLOT] So I heard.

[Mix] -just removing feathers and letting hair down as she follows TLOT and the testificates up-

[Steve] You what?

[GK] I was just trying to show him how you guys do it! Steves and Alexs!

[CP] - Without telling his mom I'm assuming!

[Gk] No... not really... He would'a seen me telling her where he was and run off again!

[CP] - THERE'S PRIVATE CHAT!

[Gk] I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT SHIT!

[TLOT] Calm down please.

[Mix] CP needs a nap. -just, quietly-

-There's the noise of a slamming door and something dashes across the yard grabbing onto CP. It's CN-

[CP] For Nether's sake what now?

[Testificates] Regard the little tiny NOTCH with a mixture of suprise, dread and fear from the outsiders.

[CN] Looks up at him- No... Nobody was here...

[TLOT] Where's Lie?

[CP] Groans and face palms- My thoughts exactly...

[CN] - I don't know... She and DN's brine were building and then I went and took a nap down in the storage room...

[Steve] Are you okay?

[CN] Sniffles but nods a little-

[Mix] Ya need a hug buddy? We can find Lie pretty easy....

[CN] Doesn't really know Mix well so clutches to CP a bit tighter since he's the most familiar-

[CP] Sighs and just picks CN up- I'm gonna show you something

[TLOT] Makes a little hand wave to his group- Take the survivors into town, feed them and set them up in the hotel.

[Coffi] Yes Lord!

[CP] Grumbles but walks towards the front of his and Lie's house-

[Gk] Shrinks down and swipes a bit of food from Lie's garden before going into her barn to sulk amidst the cats.

[CP] Stops in front of Notch's house and puts CN down before kicking open the door-

[Stevie] - Brother!

[TLOT] Looks at Mix- Job well done eh?

[Steve] Thank you for helping us.

[Mix] Haha, yeah... Was a trip. Nice to.. do things that I haven't in a long time. -shes a bit conscious of how her accent's picked up after all that speaking, but smiling none the less-

[TLOT] So what does the face paint signify exactly?

[Mix] Which ones exactly? -Rubs at her own, smearing it-

[TLOT] Yours, Cp's? I'm assuming theirs just that they're leaders.

[Mix] Mines more traditional tribe painting. I saw the River Dancer's paints, it looked neat as fuck. Ours is just denouncing us as the Whispering Swamp tribe. Technically I should've added healer to mine, but I didn't have the patience.

[Mix] CP's was basically stating he was a fearsome warrior. But, a dependable one. Usually. And that he was a leader. But I only did half the leader one. -shrug a bit-

[Mix] Steve would get part of mine, a friendly mark, a spiritual one... -taps chin a bit- Yeah.

[TLOT] I think this is something that should certainly be preserved Mix. Would you mind drawing out the basic designs and what they mean for me? If you go talk to Alexsezia she'll give you some paints and a big blank book. I feel this should be in the librairy.

[Steve] Should we tell the Lightfoots we found these raptors? You said their community was essencially destroyed with your seed.

[Notch] Leaps in fear and spills his tea on his lap- OWWW!

[CP] Looks at CN- If you can't find Lie or I, just fucking come here...

[Stevie] - Brother there are nicer ways to open a door you know! Hello father

[Notch] Cp you scared me half to death! - nods at Stevie-

[Flux] Sips her tea calmly-

[CP] - So?

[Stevie] - He's been an ass all day. He shoved me into a different server

[Notch] What the fuck Cp?!

[CP] - None of your fucking business- Starts storming off while Stevie sighs and CN follows CP

[Notch] Errrrgh

[Mix] Alright, I could. What marks all should I do? Just, everyone who went with or..? And that's a good idea... I mean, its not their usual thing but I can already see them picking at the culture they're spawned with but.. that might be useful...

[TLOT] Whatever you think is useful Mix. In this instance, you're the expert-

[Steve] Gives Mix a pat on the back -

[Flux] Picks up on the signatures of the three visiting testificates- Interesting

[Mix] -blink, blink... soft gasp-

[Mix] Oh.

[Flux] Sets her cup of tea down and transitions to her mist form before appearing before the group outside- These three... They are not from around here...

[Mix] -softer, to herself- Oh.

[Village Testificates] Are startled and jump a little.

[outsider Testificates] Little eeks of terror-

[Coffi] - They're from our original seed mistress.

[Milk] we rescueded them from raptors!

[Flux] - Raptors?

[Cheez] Uh. Like the thing Father Steve's armor was made from?

[Creme] They were like dragon people!

[Mix] Hey. Hey Steve.

[Flux] - I see, then I suppose a welcome is proper?

[Steve] Yes Mix?

[Pinapple] TLOT said we were supposed to feed them mistress. They were in a prision.

[Mix] I just came to a startling realization. Want to join my tribe?

[Flux] - Then I will not keep you from your jobs

[Steve] Looks at her weirdly- You're not gonna make me do some kind of painful intiation are you?

[Mix] Nah, I'm not mean like that. I'll just need to borrow you from your husband for a while.

[Testificates] Thank you mistress Flux- some polite bows

[Steve] How long?

[TLOT] Looks a bit unsure.

[Flux] Walks back towards Notch's house-

[Stevie] Looks inside- You okay father?

[Mix] -Thoughtful expression-

[Notch] Just a bit hurt. And now my pants are all wet. Fucking Cp....

[Mix] Like, an hour maybe?

[Stevie] - Want me to grab you some healing flowers?

[Steve] Oh! Okay. We don't sleep well apart, that's all. When?

[Notch] Please.

[Mix] Whenever you've got the free time, doesn't matter that much to me.

[Stevie] Jogs across the courtyard to grab healing flowers-

[TLOT] watches Stevie curiously- Something wrong?

[Stevie] - Nothing to bad?

[Steve] Great!

[TLOT] When you finish with the book come and show it to us. That would be a good time. I'm assuming the info is something you want him to know anyway?

[Stevie] Returns to Notch's house with a couple of the flowers- Here you go father

[Notch] Puts them on his crotch- Thank you Stevie.

[Mix] That'll work for sure, and yeah, kind of.

[Flux] Frowns a bit, remembering what TLOT had told her-

[Steve] What's it called again? The tribe name?

[Flux] - Do you need help Notch?

[Mix] Whispering Swamp.

[Notch] No, I'm okay. The hot liquid kinda fell on a tender spot is all.

[Steve] I like it!

[TLOT] Wry smile- It's been our prefered biome for a long time... plenty of slime blocks-

[Steve] Little blush-

[Mix] -snort-

[Flux] - If your certain...

[Stevie] - Well, I'm off to see if I can't find Steffan, we had some plans

[Notch] Sits back - Yeah I just need to sit for a minute.

[Flux] Goes to grab a carpet to clean up the mess-

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jerseyghost · 8 years ago

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This is for the unique questions thing. Do all of them

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed. I don't want no monsters creeping into my room.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

If I told you this I don't have to kill you...

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out. I don't like the feeling of being too constricted, but I do like to have lots of pillows and blankets.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No but if I had to steal one I would totally take the ‘Gerard Way’ one from Auckland, New Zealand.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

I like them but I never have any on me.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Nah, I just take the whole book.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

A big bear. I can run away from a bear but a swarm of bees could catch up to me. Besides, I'd rather be torn apart and have a quick death than get stung by a whole hives worth of bees and die slowly and painfully.

8: Do you have freckles?

Yes.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

No. If I don't want my picture being taken then I usually just frown.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

PeoPLe SCRatcHIng aT bUg BiTES

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Nah. I'm too lazy to do any form of math after school is over.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Yes, when I was like six and my mom and I were on a walk.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

I'm glad to say that I haven't done that.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

Not really that big into dancing.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No, but I click pens a lot and it bugs my classmates.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Zilch.

17: What size is your bed?

It's a double bed and I find it far too big.

18: What is your Song of the week?

‘'Surrender The Night’ by My Chemical Romance

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Guys can do whatever the hell they want with their bodies and clothing. Who am I to judge?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Occasionally

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Nanny Mcfee

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

I wouldn't hide it; it put it in plain sight so that no one would ever suspect it.

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

According to my bra, I'm a B.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Honey mustard or sweet and sour sauce.

25: What is your favorite food?

CHICKEN NUGGETS but also olives because yes

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Warm Bodies, Elmo In Grouchland

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

I haven't kissed anyone platonically or non platonically in forever so I don't remember

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Nope.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Nobody wants to see that.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

To my friend Sage like a year or two ago

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

I can barely change the sheets on my bed how do you expect me to change the oil in a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Yeah totally, because I drive everywhere. Super fast is the only speed I know. Man, I sure do love speeding in my nonexistent car...

33: Ever ran out of gas?

What do you think.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

The kind with the stuff in it.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Literally nothing.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Anytime between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

37: Are you lazy?

Me? Lazy? Never. (Says while sitting in the same position I've been sitting in all day because I'm too lazy to get up and do anything else)

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Yes.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

I don't know what this means.

40: Are you horny?

Um no

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

I'm subscribed to AP Magazine for the next two years.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Legos.

43: Are you stubborn?

Maybe just a bit

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

I don't know

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Nope.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Just a little bit

47: Do you sing in the car?

I dramatically lip sync to Mama, does that count?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Yeah

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

Nope.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

At my cousins wedding back in 2015

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No they're awesome

53: Is Christmas stressful?

I don't like being expected to be cheerful

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Did you mean have I ever tasted heaven? Because yes, yes I have.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Lemon meringue pie

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Actress, singer, etc.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

At least once a week

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Nope

60: Wear slippers?

I have really fluffy grey ones but I hardly ever wear them

61: Wear a bath robe?

Not usually.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Fluffy pj pants and a random shirt

63: First concert?

Rihanna (I was sorta forced to go)

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Walmart bitches

65: Nike or Adidas?

I don't sports

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds, but only salted

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Nope

69: Ever take dance lessons?

I took ballet lessons with a friend when I was in grade one

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

No, they can do whatever's as long as it's no time cruel or illegal I guess

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Aparantly so...

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

No but I'm really good at spelling things

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

NO BECAUSE MY DAD GOT RID OF THE RECORDS AND THE RECORD PLAYER

75: Own a record player?

N O

76: Regularly burn incense?

nu uh

77: Ever been in love?

Maybe...

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

*sheds tear* My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Gerard Way

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Rihanna

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

No tea

81: Tea or coffee?

Coffee all the way

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

How bout sugar (we're goin’ down)

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85: Are you patient?

Sometimes

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Band

87: Ever won a contest?

Yeh I won second place in a music composing contest when I was twelve and second place in an essay writing contest when I was also twelve

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope and I don't plan on it

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Black

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Living room

92: Do you want to get married?

Yes

93: If married, how long have you been married?

308 years

94: Who was your HS crush?

That one girl who I'm gonna have a crush on in high school

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Nah I just say silent and unintentionally make people feel guilty

96: Do you have kids?

666

97: Do you want kids?

666

98: Whats your favorite colour?

Mint green

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes. I miss her a lot.

Are you satisfied, emily?

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consider this: SMH & one direction

i just wanna talk about smh and 1d ok im so sorry this wasnt supposed to be this long i have no control

dex grew up with sisters (let me have this he has a bunch of sisters ok) so not only was he completely unable to escape one direction he was not allowed to get away with any sort of ‘bands that have mainly young female fanbases are not real music’ misogyny that lots of teen boys and adult males have

so he likes 1d he doesnt advertise but he had to listen to them a lot so he knows their entire discography and what they have some good songs ok bro

so yeah they find their way into his workout playlists so fucking what man they’re fucking hype songs

his fave is niall bc hes chill and just wants to drink beer and play his guitar and listen to dad rock and he’s irish (dex is irish and is grandma loves niall bc she’s irish and what a sweet young lad) he’s not like die hard niall stan but he knows all of the 1d discourse from his sisters debating (im willing to listen to other opinions my back up is louis bc hes a punk)

he save up one year (and got help from his fam) to get tickets for his sisters to see a wwa concert as a birthday/christmas/every holiday present bc theyre expensive and they dont have a lot of money

his mom technically bought the tickets he just helped pay for them and the girls surprised him with a ticket for him to come with (mama poindexter: well i cant let them go alone who’s gonna watch them you have to go make sure they dont get arrested for doing something stupid) dex played it cool but it was such a fun concert and so fun to hang out with his sisters tooo

nursey now is a goddamn hipster u cant tell me he isnt into a bunch of british alternative bands and bc of his brit music phase he knew about one direction from the very start at the x factor stage (he definitely mentions this all the goddamn time when they start becoming popular but he chills out through the years)

hes been to at least one concert for every tour (he even got tickets to the madison square garden show) - he went to every concert with his sister but it was his idea to go and she was just there to keep an eye on him

also a big reason he got into the band was zayn like heres a pakistani muslim boy who’s super talented with these white dudes and that representation is super important (i also hc nursey as muslim or at least partially but zayn is a brown muslim boy killing it so yeah its awesome)

but nurseys fave tho is harry especially when harry is a total hoe with long hair and jewelry and those red carpet looks like nursey is in love but also in awe bc those sparkly boots and that floral suit like those are iconic Looks™ and nursey loves it bc gender isnt real and he loves hoe looks (zayn is like 1.5 tho bc nursey is in love)

nursey tries to serenade dex with little things one day when they’re chilling by the pond on the grass and dex punches him bc nursey is making him emo even when he knows dex doesnt have emotions (in public in front of people who can see him cry)

bitty likes them they’re no beyonce but theyre fun and attractive and yeah hes gonna have some fun dancing to them he isn’t really up with all the drama and disc*urse until the boys have 1d nights and they watch this is us and the concert dvds bc he learns a lot

he loves 2013 era harry and all the time liam (that boy is thicc and bitty 100% does not swoon)

holster like come tf on holster loves them he unironically and passionately loves one direction completely unashamed he does not care for your opinions and no one makes fun of him bc he’s a 6′4 fucking big ass hockey player who could drop kick u across campus if he wanted to

he claims he doesnt have a fave but he would die for all of them

his fave rotates seasonally and he has a different fave for each era

he went to the tmh tour and he’s gone to every tour since - he goes with his sisters bc its a bonding topic for them he sits at the edge of the floor or at the end of a row on the sides bc hes so tall he feels so bad and he tries to stay out of the way of the little girls behind him but hes nice to them and talks to them and so they like him even if hes a giant

but really he and his sisters are so close bc they have a lot of similar interests and they talk about pop culture stuff and its hard to keep intouch when hes away so much but they have group chats about 1d and tv shows and stuff so its so nice for them to keep up a strong bonding time

ransom is a britney bitch and holster dragged him into 1d. he’s in it for the memes and the drama really. (he likes the songs and thinks its fun but he wouldnt have been a fan and gone to concerts if it wasnt for holtz)

holster takes him to the wwa concert and they have a blast

holster also drags his ass to see this is us opening night (they both cry)

chowder just loves everyone and he doesnt understand why people hate 1d (or other pop artists with majority young female fan bases that ppl hate bc misogyny) when theyre so fun he’s not an active /fan/ until smh has team bonding nights involving one direction jam sessions and concert dvd watching and drunk history

on such 1d nights they put on one of the dvds and it accidentally turns into a drinking game (mainly drinking bc this part of my god did u see that !!! THAT NOTE CHANGE !!!! and ZAYN WHY !!!! and other painful parts) and some of them *cough* nursey dex and holster *cough* get possibly the most drunk they ever get bc of this

theres loud awful drunk singing along and some sobbing (this is definitely not based off of any sort of personal experience whatsoever nope never done this before)

after the movie when everyone is so drunk they talk about 1d history which is how the veterans teach the others about the exciting drama and disc*urse

lardo is a bad bitch who is tough as fuck and manages a division I mens hockey team and every single one of them is afraid of her. AND she would not let any bro tease her for liking one direction bc why the fuck not.

she has plenty of their songs thrown in arting playlists and in pump up playlists

and she knows theres nothing better to cheer holster up when he’s having a rough day than a 1d dance sesh

dont forget where you belong is the first song on her team bonding playlist bc its a love song to ur bandmates which transfers very well to love songs to ur teammates

shitty unapologetically loves 1d and boy bands and girl bands and he supports all things that young girls love but are not taken seriously bc girls like them

he’s written at least 3 papers/projects on the misogyny surrounding young girls and their interests and involvement in fandom and also boybands (he tries to fight all guys who disrespect girls’ interests and the power of teenage girls)

he’ll randomly show up to a 1d night bc obvi he’s in that gc and he’s ready to party and express emotions and dance and talk drama

he loves harry bc “THAT FLOW MAN!!! HIS FLOW IS SO SICK!!!”

he cried when harry posted the pic of the hair he chopped off and cried when he saw the another man shoot where harry was defying all sorts of societal norms it was beautiful and his flow is still so nice even this short its ok it’ll grow back better than before

one friday night the lax bros sneak over to try to prank the haus and peak in the window and see half of the hockey team in the living room drunk off their ass singing loudly to a one direction concert on the tv - holster and nursey jumping around attempting to dance along, ransom clinging to bitty on the floor crying about a ‘hiatus’, bitty soothing ransom, dex forgetting about the drink in his one hand to drink rum from the bottle, shitty naked (not surprising) and slow dancing with a life sized cut-out of harry styles with tears streaming down his face (more surprising), and chowder lying on the couch singing through mouthfuls of pie

they walk back to the lax bro house without executing the prank and they never mention it again

#p #should I put this under a read more??? I didn't think about how long it was yikes #i am ??? so sorry ???? i odnt know what happpened i have So Many Thoughts ok #omgcp #omgcheckplease #i just have so many feelings about this i have so much more to talk about really #omgcpx1d #1domgcp #i need to like sort out an actual tag for this #nurseydex #im so sorry but also im not bc i needed to say this #mine #my hcs #omgcp headcanon

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jimdsmith34 · 7 years ago

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40 Genius Recipes With Three Ingredients or Less That ANYONE Can Make

How many times have you looked at a recipe and thought it looked great only to discover that the list of ingredients was a mile long and would cause even an Iron Chef to roll their eyes and stick a frozen pizza in the oven? Exactly.

Cooking doesnt have to be complicated and it can be delicious with only three ingredients or less. Now, were not talking about peanut butter and jelly or a bowl of cereal with milk although theres nothing wrong with those but rather more innovative creations like Nutella cake, jalapeno poppers, pulled pork, and ice cream.

Youll wonder, Why didnt I think of that?

One Ingredient Banana Soft Serve

Via: The Kitchn

The recipe that has been sweeping the Internet for the past couple of years is so simple its not even a recipe.

Its actually frozen bananas thrown in the food processor until they reach the consistency of soft serve ice cream. Seriously.

Its really that good, and the possibilities for modifications are endless peanut butter, cookies, other fruit, and so many other things.

Youre welcome.

Shells and White Cheddar

Via: She Makes and Bakes

Forget the blue box. Make thisstovetop version in which you slowly cook the pasta right in the milk, so it gets super creamy. Then just stir in cheese and the sauce makes itself.

Salted Caramel Truffle and Chocolate Fudge Brownie Pie

Via: Chelseas Messy Apron

This looks complicated, but it really only requires a graham cracker crust, a tub of chocolate and caramel ice cream, and toppings. You. Are. Welcome.

Three Ingredient Tomato Soup

Via: Enjoy Tribute

Soup with just tomatoes, onions or peppers, and olive oil. It doesnt get any simpler than that.

Peanut Butter Waffle Sandwiches

Via: Crazy for Crust

If you have a waffle maker, Pillsbury biscuit dough, and peanut butter (and optional syrup or honey)youre ready to make this mealthat can be frozen for easy treats later.

Slow Cooker Cocktail Meatballs

Via: Mom on a Timeout

Whether youre gearing up for a big game, a potluck, or just a quick dinner, all you need are meatballs, grape jelly, and chili sauce.

Two Ingredient Flourless Nutella Cake

Via: Kirbie’s Cravings

Do you have Nutella? Of course you do. Do you have eggs? Lets hope so, because after 25 minutes of baking you have a decadent dessertand happiness.

BBQ Chicken Stuffed Sweet Potatoes

Via: The Comfort of Cooking

Just three ingredients and 30 minutes give you tender sweet potatoes stuffed with shredded BBQ chicken and an easy weeknight meal.

Two Ingredient Pizza Dough

Via: The Slow Roasted Italian

Its not delivery, its Greek yogurt and flour coming together to make everything from pizza dough to variations such as garlic bread and calzones.

Oreo Bark

Via: Bakers Royale

Need a quick treat to bring somewhere? Try this two ingredient, sweet and simple dessert filled with Oreo goodness thats ready in 20 minutes and probably devoured in 20 seconds.

Two Ingredient Cheese Crisps

Via: Celebrations at Home

These cheese crisps are little bites of heaven. They makegreat snacks for the kids,appetizerswith a glass of wine, or an accompaniment with a salad.

Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookies

Via: Barefeet In the Kitchen

This recipe is a classic with just eggs, peanut butter, and sugar, which means youre just minutes away from satisfying your craving for a delicious treat.

Coca-Cola Chicken

Via: When East Meets West

Boil the chicken, replace the water with Coca-Cola and add in soy sauce to create a meal thats literally done in minutes.

Two Ingredient Chocolate Mousse

Via: Oh Lady Cakes

The only thing standing between you and thisdecadent treat is chocolate, your milk of choice, and whatever toppings you want to go nuts with including, well, nuts.

Two Ingredient Healthy Pancakes

Via: Top With Cinnamon

While there are a few modifications and pinches of things here and there, thisrecipe basically consists of two things eggs and bananas. Thats it. Im not kidding. Get your pancake on.

Super Easy Mozzarella Sticks

Via: Mommy Savers

Why are they super easy? Because they only require egg roll wrappers, string cheese and an egg. Of course you have to have sauce for dipping, but were not counting that.

No Churn Coconut Ice Cream

Via: Dessert Now, Dinner Later

If your tastes lean more towards coconut than banana, as mentioned above, this ice cream recipes comes together with two ingredients and no ice cream maker required.

Sinfully Easy Chocolate Croissants

Via: Inspired Taste

No, theyre not real croissants, but cheating is totally recommended when all you need is puff pastry, chocolate chips, and one egg to make these treats.

Roasted Fennel, Red Onion, and Orange Salad

Via: Food52

Yes, you have to roast the three ingredients, but its a salad that dresses itself.

Three Ingredient Flourless Peanut Butter Cake

Via: Kirbie Cravings

Eggs, peanut butter, and sugar are all you need to make a cake thats both light and dense, sweet and delicious.

Pretzel Coated Honey Mustard Chicken Tenders

Via: Cooking With Cakes

Juicy, moist chicken tenders, a crunchy crispy crust, and the sweet taste of honey mustard all done with three ingredients.

Kiss Pies

Via: Picky Palate

Hershey Kisses + refrigerated pie crust + 1 egg white = perfect little pies filled with your Hershey Kiss flavor of choice.

Perfect Tomato Sauce

Via: Food52

Once called the most famous tomato sauce on the Internet, this recipe from Marcella Hazan’sEssentials of Classic Italian Cooking requires only tomatoes (canned or fresh)butter and onion. Bon apptit!

Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cups

Via: Leeves and Berries

Chocolate chips? Check. Peanut butter? Check. Sea salt? Check.

Betterthan those store-bought treats you spend money on? Check and checkmate.

Bacon-Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers

Via: Betty Crocker

This technically calls for chives and cream cheese as two separate ingredients, but you can get chive-flavored cream cheese, so yes, there are still just three ingredients and they make a perfect appetizer.

Frozen Mint Chocolate Chip Pie

Via: Thirty Homemade Days

Whoever said money cant buy happiness didnt know you can buy an Oreo pie crust, a tub of ice cream and Cool Whip to create this.

The best part? Any flavor of ice cream will work.

Two Ingredient Biscuits

Via: The Kitchn

If you thought a biscuit recipe had to include Bisquick, youre wrong. This one requires only flour, buttermilk, and optional sugar and butter.

No Bake Salted Caramel Slice

Via: Big Man’s World

Crispbread crackers, caramel sauce, and chocolate sauce are all that you need for this twist on a childhood favorite.

New England Baked Haddock

Via: Bowl of Delicious

If cooking fish intimidates you, this is a great place to start cooking it. Why? All you need is the fish, bread crumbs, and butter.

Two Ingredient Nutella Brownies

Via: Diethood

The tasteand texture are similar to a fudgy brownie and require only two ingredientsNutella and eggs.

Cookies and Cream Icebox Cake

Via: Food52

While any cookies could be used and combined with just whipped cream, the classicuses chocolate wafers.

Three Ingredient Pulled Pork

Via: Tablespoon

The only things standing in your way of moist, flavorful pulled porkthat can be prepared in minutes and cooked in a slow cooker are pork, root beer, and BBQ sauce.

Flourless Chocolate Cake

Via: Gimme Some Oven

A decadent, gluten-free flourless chocolate cake recipewith no added sugar necessary. Plus, it just looks super fancy.

Tostones with Spicy Coleslaw and Avocado

Via: Mommyhood’s Diary

Basically,tostonesare fried plantains, pounded flat and then fried again to create a delicious plantain slices.

And guess what? You can top them with whatever you like, such as spicy coleslaw and avocado.

Two Ingredient Maple Souffle

Via: Sugar Laws

It sounds weird to pair eggs with maple syrup, but eggs insoufflsare essentially an invisible ingredient they give structure and density to something that otherwise tastes like flavored air. So in this creation, maple flavor for the win!

Three Ingredient Chili

Via: I Heart Naptime

Mix the meat, beans, and tomatoes together in large pot, bring it to a boil, and then simmer for about 30 minutes. Then you can top it with whatever you want, but the base is only three ingredients.

Iced Coffee Milkshakes

Via: The Nerd’s Wife

Forget those expensive blended drinks from the coffee shop. All you need for a quick pick-me-up is iced flavored coffee, chocolate chips, ice, and whipped cream to top.

Individual Parmesan Hash Brown Cups

Via: The Yummy Life

Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside, and made in muffin tins, these easily come together with shredded potatoes, parmesan, and scallions.

Three Ingredient Hazelnut Cookies

Via: Easy As Apple Pie

Also called Ugly But Good cookies because they dont look too attractive but vanish off the serving plate in minutes, they only require three things hazelnuts, sugar, and egg white.

Cheddar Broccoli Egg Muffins

Via: Fit Mama, Real Food

Cheddar broccoli soup is delicious. Broccoli topped with cheddar cheese sauce is genius. These egg muffins? Right up there with those, but so much easier.

See? As easy as 1, 2…and sometimes 3.

source http://allofbeer.com/40-genius-recipes-with-three-ingredients-or-less-that-anyone-can-make/ from All of Beer http://allofbeer.blogspot.com/2018/02/40-genius-recipes-with-three.html

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allofbeercom · 7 years ago

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40 Genius Recipes With Three Ingredients or Less That ANYONE Can Make

Youll wonder, Why didnt I think of that?

One Ingredient Banana Soft Serve

Via: The Kitchn

The recipe that has been sweeping the Internet for the past couple of years is so simple its not even a recipe.

Its actually frozen bananas thrown in the food processor until they reach the consistency of soft serve ice cream. Seriously.

Its really that good, and the possibilities for modifications are endless peanut butter, cookies, other fruit, and so many other things.

Youre welcome.

Shells and White Cheddar

Via: She Makes and Bakes

Forget the blue box. Make thisstovetop version in which you slowly cook the pasta right in the milk, so it gets super creamy. Then just stir in cheese and the sauce makes itself.

Salted Caramel Truffle and Chocolate Fudge Brownie Pie

Via: Chelseas Messy Apron

This looks complicated, but it really only requires a graham cracker crust, a tub of chocolate and caramel ice cream, and toppings. You. Are. Welcome.

Three Ingredient Tomato Soup

Via: Enjoy Tribute

Soup with just tomatoes, onions or peppers, and olive oil. It doesnt get any simpler than that.

Peanut Butter Waffle Sandwiches

Via: Crazy for Crust

If you have a waffle maker, Pillsbury biscuit dough, and peanut butter (and optional syrup or honey)youre ready to make this mealthat can be frozen for easy treats later.

Slow Cooker Cocktail Meatballs

Via: Mom on a Timeout

Whether youre gearing up for a big game, a potluck, or just a quick dinner, all you need are meatballs, grape jelly, and chili sauce.

Two Ingredient Flourless Nutella Cake

Via: Kirbie’s Cravings

Do you have Nutella? Of course you do. Do you have eggs? Lets hope so, because after 25 minutes of baking you have a decadent dessertand happiness.

BBQ Chicken Stuffed Sweet Potatoes

Via: The Comfort of Cooking

Just three ingredients and 30 minutes give you tender sweet potatoes stuffed with shredded BBQ chicken and an easy weeknight meal.

Two Ingredient Pizza Dough

Via: The Slow Roasted Italian

Its not delivery, its Greek yogurt and flour coming together to make everything from pizza dough to variations such as garlic bread and calzones.

Oreo Bark

Via: Bakers Royale

Need a quick treat to bring somewhere? Try this two ingredient, sweet and simple dessert filled with Oreo goodness thats ready in 20 minutes and probably devoured in 20 seconds.

Two Ingredient Cheese Crisps

Via: Celebrations at Home

These cheese crisps are little bites of heaven. They makegreat snacks for the kids,appetizerswith a glass of wine, or an accompaniment with a salad.

Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookies

Via: Barefeet In the Kitchen

This recipe is a classic with just eggs, peanut butter, and sugar, which means youre just minutes away from satisfying your craving for a delicious treat.

Coca-Cola Chicken

Via: When East Meets West

Boil the chicken, replace the water with Coca-Cola and add in soy sauce to create a meal thats literally done in minutes.

Two Ingredient Chocolate Mousse

Via: Oh Lady Cakes

The only thing standing between you and thisdecadent treat is chocolate, your milk of choice, and whatever toppings you want to go nuts with including, well, nuts.

Two Ingredient Healthy Pancakes

Via: Top With Cinnamon

While there are a few modifications and pinches of things here and there, thisrecipe basically consists of two things eggs and bananas. Thats it. Im not kidding. Get your pancake on.

Super Easy Mozzarella Sticks

Via: Mommy Savers

Why are they super easy? Because they only require egg roll wrappers, string cheese and an egg. Of course you have to have sauce for dipping, but were not counting that.

No Churn Coconut Ice Cream

Via: Dessert Now, Dinner Later

If your tastes lean more towards coconut than banana, as mentioned above, this ice cream recipes comes together with two ingredients and no ice cream maker required.

Sinfully Easy Chocolate Croissants

Via: Inspired Taste

No, theyre not real croissants, but cheating is totally recommended when all you need is puff pastry, chocolate chips, and one egg to make these treats.

Roasted Fennel, Red Onion, and Orange Salad

Via: Food52

Yes, you have to roast the three ingredients, but its a salad that dresses itself.

Three Ingredient Flourless Peanut Butter Cake

Via: Kirbie Cravings

Eggs, peanut butter, and sugar are all you need to make a cake thats both light and dense, sweet and delicious.

Pretzel Coated Honey Mustard Chicken Tenders

Via: Cooking With Cakes

Juicy, moist chicken tenders, a crunchy crispy crust, and the sweet taste of honey mustard all done with three ingredients.

Kiss Pies

Via: Picky Palate

Hershey Kisses + refrigerated pie crust + 1 egg white = perfect little pies filled with your Hershey Kiss flavor of choice.

Perfect Tomato Sauce

Via: Food52

Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cups

Via: Leeves and Berries

Chocolate chips? Check. Peanut butter? Check. Sea salt? Check.

Betterthan those store-bought treats you spend money on? Check and checkmate.

Bacon-Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers

Via: Betty Crocker

Frozen Mint Chocolate Chip Pie

Via: Thirty Homemade Days

Whoever said money cant buy happiness didnt know you can buy an Oreo pie crust, a tub of ice cream and Cool Whip to create this.

The best part? Any flavor of ice cream will work.

Two Ingredient Biscuits

Via: The Kitchn

If you thought a biscuit recipe had to include Bisquick, youre wrong. This one requires only flour, buttermilk, and optional sugar and butter.

No Bake Salted Caramel Slice

Via: Big Man’s World

Crispbread crackers, caramel sauce, and chocolate sauce are all that you need for this twist on a childhood favorite.

New England Baked Haddock

Via: Bowl of Delicious

If cooking fish intimidates you, this is a great place to start cooking it. Why? All you need is the fish, bread crumbs, and butter.

Two Ingredient Nutella Brownies

Via: Diethood

The tasteand texture are similar to a fudgy brownie and require only two ingredientsNutella and eggs.

Cookies and Cream Icebox Cake

Via: Food52

While any cookies could be used and combined with just whipped cream, the classicuses chocolate wafers.

Three Ingredient Pulled Pork

Via: Tablespoon

The only things standing in your way of moist, flavorful pulled porkthat can be prepared in minutes and cooked in a slow cooker are pork, root beer, and BBQ sauce.

Flourless Chocolate Cake

Via: Gimme Some Oven

A decadent, gluten-free flourless chocolate cake recipewith no added sugar necessary. Plus, it just looks super fancy.

Tostones with Spicy Coleslaw and Avocado

Via: Mommyhood’s Diary

Basically,tostonesare fried plantains, pounded flat and then fried again to create a delicious plantain slices.

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Two Ingredient Maple Souffle

Via: Sugar Laws

Three Ingredient Chili

Via: I Heart Naptime

Mix the meat, beans, and tomatoes together in large pot, bring it to a boil, and then simmer for about 30 minutes. Then you can top it with whatever you want, but the base is only three ingredients.

Iced Coffee Milkshakes

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Individual Parmesan Hash Brown Cups

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Three Ingredient Hazelnut Cookies

Via: Easy As Apple Pie

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Cheddar Broccoli Egg Muffins

Via: Fit Mama, Real Food

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See? As easy as 1, 2…and sometimes 3.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/40-genius-recipes-with-three-ingredients-or-less-that-anyone-can-make/

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Roleplay Server Log #171

“More Paperwork, The Truth About Testificates”

[Ashe] Takes off after Ryan-

[ryan] -fly to the top of Stevenson's head and lands there-

[Ashe] Barrels towards them-

[Stevenson] -dodges making sure to do so keeping ryan balanced at the same time-

[Endrea] Lands from above, she's now a little more than twice the size of a normal ender dragon- Ashe, there you are...

[Ashe] - Mama!

[ryan] -roars at endrea-

[Gk] Endrea... wow.... - Gk is now only two thirds her length.

[Sweet Alex] Good day Endrea! - waves-

[Endrea] Nudges GK a bit- Hello Sweet Alex, and who's this little one?

[Gk] I suddenly feel a bit inferior....

[Sweet Alex] New Steve's baby!

[stevenson] that's a big enderdragon

[Endrea] Leans down to sniff at them-

[ryan] -smells nothing like an enderdragon because he isn't even close to being one-

[Ashe] - Mama! Uncle GG said he'd help teach me to fly!

[Endrea] - That's good, he helped teach me as well

[Gk] Aww... I kinda feel like TLOT was more help back then... I just ran all over and sweated like a pig.

[Endrea] - Nonsense, you were the one I always wanted to fly with

[Gk] goes slightly redder in the cheeks- dawww.

[ryan] -is just roaring now-

[Ashe] Roars back at him- Don't be mean to mama!

[Gk] Hunkers down so his face is on level with Ryan - Shush.

[ryan] -jumps on to his face-

[Endrea] Adopts a loafed position-

[Gk] Shakes his head around - Geroff!

[Stevenson] -seems panic and angry- stop your going to hurt him

[Gk] muffled- get him off my face!

[Stevenson] -takes ryan off of gk-

[CP] - Hey GK! Are we going to the bar or not?

[ryan] -cuddles into Stevenson arms-

[Gk] Has little scratches on his face and looks annoyed. - Yes please.

[Sweet Alex] So were you two going to the castle?

[Ashe] Goes over to GK- Can I go?

[Gk] If your mom says it's okay. She might sit on me if I get too big for mah britches.

[Endrea] - I do not mind, I know he's safe with you

[Gk] Is obviously flattered and flusted.

[alexine] yea we will be going there

[CP] Starts heading for the bar-

[Gk] Follows with Ashe.

[Sweet Alex] Endrea? Can you show them where Doc's house is?

[Endrea] - Certainly, are you coming or staying here?

[alexine] we are heading to doc's house to stay there for now

[Stevenson] I am more then ready to go.

[Endrea] Looks up at the sky where a few stars are starting to emerge- We should hurry, would you like a ride? It will be faster...

[alexine] sure I don't see why not

[Stevenson] sure.

[NK] Is it safe..?

[Endrea] Lowers her head so they can climb onto her by her neck- Absolutely, it is safe

[alexine] -climbs on-

[Stevenson] -climbs on with ryan and hold him close so he will stay where he is-

[Endrea] Waits for NK as well-

*Nk Hesitantly gets on too

[Endrea] Rises up and takes off, flying over the bustling village and over to Doc's place, she ends up landing on the roof for the safety of her riders- Here we go

[Stevenson and alexine] -gets off endrea-

[Stevenson] thank you.

[Endrea] - You're welcome

-There's a little bit of crackling from the room below them-

[alexine] what was that?

[Endrea] - My guess? The Doctor

[Stevenson] then lets go see them.

*NK hops down and nods his head in thanks

[alexine] -is already trying to lead Stevenson and ryan to the noise-

-The noise is coming from the charged creepers in a cage at the bottom of the steps, the mobs watch them intently as they pass-

[Endrea] Shifts to her more human form and follows them-

[alexine] -looks at the creepers- oh fuck!

[Doc] Lie... I think I'm just gonna tp home. I'm tired, should I walk you back up? Or are you okay?

[Lie] - I'll be fine, the entrance to down here isn't far from my house

[Doc] Thanks. I feel like we did good today. Even Cp.

[Lie] - He'll dispute that until the day he dies

[Doc] chuckles before tping to Deerheart - I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Deer] Smiles as Doc appears- Welcome home love

[Doc] Just flops on the floor next to her and Yaunfen- Do you think anyone would care if I just laid here for a bit?

[Deer] - No, I don't think so

[Endrea] Spots the creepers- They can't see you through the bars, you're safe

-crackling and hissing-

[alexine] I saw them first and didn't notice the cage till after a screamed

[Endrea] - Come on, our best bet for finding someone is down below- Starts leading the way

[alexine and Stevenson]- follow after endrea-

-There's a door to the right as they come down-

[Endrea] Glances at the door, but keeps going-

-There's a musical pinging as they cross over a series of buttons, and then the distant sound of animals farther below.

[alexine] this place is big

[Endrea] - We're almost there, please, don't feel like you need to memorize everything at once, this place is a bit of a maze

-The shrine and the flaming causeway, and even the signalling tower is visible from the long banks of windows.

[Stevenson] why would you make your house a maze?

[Endrea] - I don't believe it's intentional, Doc just adds on where they can

[ryan] -is looking all around-

[Endrea] Enters the vine room and spots Deer, Doc, and Yaunfen. Both Yaunfen and Doc are passed out with Yaunfen on top of Doc-

[ryan] -jumps out of Stevenson's arms as soon as he sees yaunfen and runs to them and makes little friendly roars at them-

[Yaunfen] Squeaks at Ryan in surprise having been woken up-

[ryan] -playfully runs around yaunfen-

[Yaunfen] Refuses to leave their perch from atop Doc's chest-

[ryan] -playfully boops yaunfen-

[Liz] rer! *Jumps out and tries to land on Ryan

[Yaunfen] Hisses at Ryan a little, unsure about this new dragon-

[ryan] -gets landed on-

[Deer] Laughs softly-

[Liz] Victorii!

[ryan] -all three head turn around enough to look at liz head on as he makes a curious roar-

[Liz] New dragon! New dragon!

[Stevenson] that's ryan he's my baby.

[Endrea] Smiled at all the babies-

[ryan] -tries to flap his wings to fly up even with liz on his back-

[Liz] !!! This one fly! ,... Ish.

[Liz] Bad at fly. *Hops off Ryan

[ryan] -as soon as liz is off ryan takes off and flies on to Stevenson's shoulders-

[Doc] zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Deer] Nudges her mate- Love? Our guests are here

[Doc] snnnkkk - mumbles- just... five more minutes...?

[Deer] Rolls her eyes- I think you'd prefer the rest of the night, but if you wake up then I may just have something for you~

[Doc] Forces hir eyes open but doesn't move. The stars are visible through the skylight above. - No rest for the wicked...

[Liz] Smells like mom. *sniffing NK's legs as shi trots around him

[NK] Uh... *Looks unsure of how to react to that comment

[Deer] - There will be for you, you're not wicked

[Doc] Figure of speech. I feel like someone stepped on me. How long has it been since I slept last? I know I'm a brine but... ugh.

[ryan] -flies off Stevenson's shoulders and over doc and looks down at hir-

[Yaunfen squeaks at Doc-

-Theres a slightly warning noise at Ryan from above.-

[Galvantula] Is clinging upside down from the balcony ceiling.

[Doc] Pets Yaunfen softly.

[ryan] -makes a soft friendly roar at doc-

[Doc] Hello little dragon, please don't bite me or anything. I'm tired as fuck.

[ryan] -flies down and lands on doc's chest and makes a louder friendly roar-

[Deer] - We should find rooms for our guests love

[Doc] The biggest empty rooms right now are in the garden under the bay. Though there are always the recovery rooms in the lab itself.

[Deer] Looks at their guests- Which rooms would you prefer?

[Doc] The bay rooms are prettier, but a farther walk.

[alexine] the bay rooms sounds nice

[Stevenson] I second that

[Doc] Okay, I'm getting up. - creaky strech as xe moves Yaunfen to hir shoulders and Ryan to the floor.

[ryan] -flies on to Stevenson's shoulders-

Deer] - I'll warm our bed love

[Doc] Thank you- Leads them down the steps,- Oh, Nk, you asked what a Guardian was- Xe points to the creature in the tank.

[Yaunfen] Makes a whining sound-

[Doc] What's the matter little one? Did you finish your gem? - pulls out a small candy diamond and holds it near them

[Yaunfen] Immediately takes it with a happy squeak-

[NK] That's a guardian? ...Huh. Can't say I've ever seen one before.

[Endrea] - They've been around for at least a little while now...

[NK] To be fair, I did live in the Nether...

[Doc] Is pointing and walking - Blaze, endermites- slimes, shulkers- Just go down this ladder here, all the way to the bottom

[Stevenson] thank you

[alexine] -starts going down the ladder-

[Doc] At the bottom is a long narrow hallway that bends to the right and opens into a vast garden, far, far above; the waters of the bay filter starlight down onto the vines and trees. - If you go up the steps there's a room at each landing. Take whichever appeals to you. In the morning just retrace your steps, the kitchen is just off the room I was sleeping in. Feel free to help yourself to anything in there. There's tons of food, and most of the household sleeps in. You're all free to stay as long as you like.

[alexine] -sees the fiery red room and decides to just use that one- I am going to be in here

[steveson] -goes into a brown ground like room and thinks it should be good and goes in-

[Endrea] Dismisses herself to go check on her children which she left with Notch-

[NK] Wonder what I missed out on by staying in the Nether... *Sighs and goes to pick his own room, he ends up chosing the purple room

[Doc] There's plenty of time to go exploring. For now just get settled, and if you want to redecorate, go ahead.

[ryan] -is already all over the bed-

[Doc] Gives Yaunfen's chin some scritches and trudges back upstairs.

[Yaunfen] Muffled trills-

[Doc] Reaches hir bedroom and clumps down the steps - Deerheart?

[Deer] - Right here love- She's already under the covers of the bed, keeping them warm for her mate

[Doc] All I ask is that you watch Yaunfen for a few minutes so I can rinse off.

[Deer] Holds out her arms for the baby dragon-

[Doc] Passes them gently-so wonderful, both of you.

[Yaunfen] Yawns and snuggles into Deer-

[Doc] Slides down the ladder and turns on the tap in the small bathroom. Xe stands there for a long time under the flow just staring until one of the baby chomplies flies playfully into hir face and startles hir from hir half doze. - Okay! Okay.. dammit. - Xe dries off and goes to join Deerheart in bed- You said you had something for me? Is it more information? Please tell me it's not bad news.

[Deer] Smirks before pushing Doc so they are flat on the bed- Not information, just happy feelings- She kisses her lover gently, expressing her love as clearly as she can

[Doc] Oh thank goodness - xe just melts into the bed, slightly clipping the blankets.

[Deer] Doesn't mind the slight glitching as she continues to kiss Doc before gently beginning to massage them-

[Doc] Just purrs happily. - did you feel the servers come together? That was amazing....

[Deer] - Yes, and so did Flux. We had quite the discussion about it

[Doc] Really? -coyly- Anything I should know?

[Deer] Smirks- Hmm, I don't know if I should tell you, it was a private conversation...

[Doc] Murmurs- secret server talk.... I am just an admin after all...

[Deer] Kisses hir again before snuggling up next to her mate- Hush now, let's sleep, you were very tired after all...

[Yaunfen] Crawls on top of them, trying to get between them-

[Doc] Drifts peacefully off to sleep. - Love you both....

[Deer] Runs fingers through Doc's hair- And we love you ever so much

[CP] Screaming furiously- FUCKING STEVE!

[TLOT] -Mentally sending much easily then before - Not currently Cp, he's actually making pancakes.

[CP] Teleports to the kitchen and whacks Steve upside the head with paperwork- STOP FUCKING DOING MY PAPERWORK!

[Steve] OW! - Accidently flings the pan as he's smacked and a half-cooked pancake lands in Cp's hair.

[TLOT] Don't hit him!

[CP] Growls- I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU SAY!

[TLOT] Do I have to press you Cp?

[CP] - FUCK YOU!- He shakes his head and a perfectly cooked pancake falls towards the floor

[TLOT] Just regards Cp placidly and theres a distinct snapping sound-

[CP] Is frustrated enough to consider whacking Steve again-

[TLOT] Holds up the screenshot he just took of Cp's screaming face and shows it to him. - This is how you look right now. Calm down.

[CP] Flips TLOT off-

[Steve] Is a bit dazed- did I mess it up?

[CP] - JUST STOP FUCKING DOING IT!

[Steve] Is sort of hiding behind the kitchen counter- But you never want to do it... I was just helping....

[CP] - THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT ANYONE ELSE TO DO IT!

[Steve] Frightened squee -

[TLOT] Sighs- Cp...

[CP] - What!?

[TLOT] I'd think you'd be in a better mood then this just in general

[CP] - And why would you think that?

[TLOT] Because of the villagers? And the city Testificates on my sub-seed. They're trying to keep it a secret from me, but they're in the process of building statues of everyone who fought too. They're vetting you for the 'god of war' position.

[CP] - OH FOR FUCKS SAKE NO!

[TLOT] Shrugs- It's not like you'll probably ever have to do anything.

[Steve] What did we get?

[TLOT] Love dieties. Of course.

[CP] Grumbles-

[CP] - Can I destroy the fucking statue?

[TLOT] Nope, it's not done and I didn't catch where they were working on it. Just let them have their fun. Judging by the freize it should be more then flattering.

[CP] Groans- Do I even want to know what they think of Lie?

[TLOT] Nature goddess.

[CP] Grumbles- I don't think I want to know anything else...

[TLOT] Leans on his elbow, - They don't seem to know what to do with Splender. He hasn't been back and they didn't get a very good look at him to begin with. Doc they nailed perfectly though.

[CP] - I don't think I want them to see Splender again...

[TLOT] They gave Doc kind of a dualistic thing, half male half female, heals with one hand kills with the other. Pretty cool. Honestly I'm wondering how Splender is faring. He wasn't a brine to begin with but he is sorta digital with brine-like powers. He should have been powered up just like the rest of us.

[CP] - You could always go over and check

[TLOT] After breakfast I will. Somehow I think if it was bad, Ej probably would have come over to shout at Doc by now.

[CP] - Yeah he probably would have...- Starts pacing a little

[Steve] well.... since your work is done, you have the rest of the day free. That's good, right?

[CP] Groans- Yeah... Joy... I get to take Stevie mining instead of pushing it off onto one of you guys...

[TLOT] Pfft. It's nothing to you. You're not in any real danger and you like spending time with him. You just like complaining.

[CP] - Shut up

[TLOT] Just smiles

[Steve] So... you want some pancakes? - Offers a plate of them.

[CP] Glares at Steve-

[Steve] shrinks a little-

[CP] - Fuck you, I'm still mad at you

[Steve] Just makes a small sad expression and slinks to the table with his pancakes.

[TLOT] Ah, don't listen to him. He thinks all Steves are aggravating.

[CP] - Especially yours

[Steve] nearly a whisper - I don't really have anything important to do around here... since I don't have any weird powers like you guys...

[TLOT] You're you, that's all that's nessesary. You're a ray of sunshine and perfectly capable of making most people feel warm and loved.

[CP] Grumbles- Yeah, and he's broken

[TLOT] He's not broken!

[Steve] Little gasp, and tremble.

[CP] - Not saying that's a bad thing, almost all of us here are

[TLOT] But you say it in a cruel way. You're just trying to hurt him now - holds Steve close to him.

[CP] Shrugs-

[Flux] Comes in from her room- Oh, hello...

[TLOT] Good morning Flux...

[Steve] Is just curled up with his face hidden against his husbands chest.

[Flux] - What's wrong?

[TLOT] Cp is just being his usual nasty self.

[Flux] - I see...

[CP] Starts rummaging through the fridge-

[Goomy] Has followed Flux down the stairs and coos at her.

[Flux] Smiles and reaches down to pet the pokemon-

[Goomy] Is slimy as usual but very happy to be petted.

[Flux] - I think Steve could use your affections more little one

[Steve] It's okay... I just wasn't expecting him to try and cut me like that...

[CP] - I don't care- Pulls some steak out of the fridge

[TLOT] I know you don't... Lie is the only one you feel safe showing true affection for. The thought of telling Stevie you love him scares the crap out of you.

[CP] Tenses a little and refuses to face TLOT-

[TLOT] Narrows his eyes - Hmmph.

[CP] - I don't know what the fuck you're talking about...

[TLOT] How many times do I have to remind you that you can't lie to me?

[CP] Scowls at TLOT-

[Goomy] Happily sits on Flux's foot.

[Flux] Picks the small creature up to pet them more-

[CP] - I'm fucking leaving...- Starts heading out and grumbling to himself about having to mine

[TLOT] Shakes his head. - Such a hard heart.

[Flux] - Perhaps externally, but internally not so much. Once he does start caring for something he will defend it with everything he has

[TLOT] The big question is then, how to make room on the list for more?

[Flux] - Patience. You've already made an impression on his heart, it will simply take a bit more work

[TLOT] You think so? I'd hate to be in a position where I needed him to save my life. I'm not sure he'd do it. Or at least not make me squirm and beg first.

[Steve] I think he'd kill me happily if he could get away with it...

[Flux] - Oh he could just as easily make you do that afterwards. He's always been well aware of time constraints when things are happening. If he's making you do so before hand, well then you have more time then you may think. I'm not even sure he's aware of his ability to time things like that

[TLOT] He can stop time? Then why can't he outrun Doc?

[Flux] - No, but he can sense when exactly something is going to happen, or just about when. As I said, I'm not sure he's aware of it. How many times have you seen him do something in the absolute last second possible? That is an effect of this ability

[Steve] Don't all Herobrine's have a knack for that? You run and run and run and then turn around and they're right there!

[Flux] - To an extent, but his seems a bit more.... Heightened. It's why his scaring tactics are so effective as well. You can tell how much time you have by how serious he is being about it. However, if he's capable of postponing it, he will. Why do you think he procrastinates on his paper work so much?

[TLOT] Grins- Because it bores the shit out of him?

[Flux] - Yes and he knows that if he does stay on top of it as soon as he's finished he'll be expected to start on more

[TLOT] Great leaders know when to delegate too...

[Flux] - Yes, but his mobs do not

[TLOT] sighs- I'm glad my people are mostly self-sufficent. Testificates are pretty easy to rule. It's just a matter of making sure everyone is fed and feels useful.

[Flux] - It would be simpler for him as well if he only controlled one mob

[Steve] It would be really funny if it turned out our keeshan pairs were a superior force to his Nether mobs...

[Flux] Concentrates briefly, comparing the power of the testificates in the village and what she remembers of CP's mobs- Hmmm, I think the generals and his highest ranking warriors might be on par with your keeshan pairs...

[TLOT] It's the bundle of twigs thing. A small group acting in perfect harmony is more powerful then a mob.

[Flux] - Yes, and normally he only uses small groups

[TLOT] I thought he'd been basically hiding from his NOTCH, I wonder how long it's been since he confronted the slimy bastard?

[Flux] - I don't know...

[TLOT] Well, I'm eternally grateful to him for being instrumental in killing mine.

[Flux] - And I'm sure he'll need you in killing his. I suspect most Brines are not capable of taking down their NOTCH's by themselves if the NOTCH is aggressive... The aggressive ones seem to have this way of... Consuming power...

[TLOT] Then we'll make him choke on it. I'm full of bad code. It's the only thing that ever hurt mine, it burned him like acid.

[Flux] - My own theory is that the NOTCH CP deals with has been gaining it's power by destroying other NOTCH's and brines...

[TLOT] Hmph. I wonder if he's had the misfortune to face some of those little twigs cooperating before?

[Flux] - I cannot say...

[Steve] And he hasn't fought his NOTCH since Doc worked on him either....

[Flux] Puts the Goomy on the table- I do think that will at least help him if anything goes wrong

[TLOT] as far as I can tell him and Doc both are indestructable by any normal means. It's scary as hell really.

[Goomy] Purrs

[Flux] - Which I'm so glad for

[TLOT] I'm glad they're on our side. But honestly, it is a bit scary. Even I'm a tad unnerved by someone who could pull their own arm off as eaily as removing a dirt block and snap it back on like nothing. I'm glad Insanity can't get a grip on Doc. I think they could do terrible things if they ever lost it.

[Flux] - But she's not obvious at first! The only reason I even knew she was there was because she had blocked me from reaching CP!

[TLOT] Flux, I'm psychic. I can sense that presence. Besides Doc is carrying the typhoid mary program, they just keep it in a locked file so they don't strip someone who isn't ready while giving normal medical care.

[Flux] - Which I am grateful for, truly, I am

[Steve] They're not keen to piss of Slenderman even more then they already have.

[TLOT] Yeah... we're all dreading the fireworks when he comes to collect Ej.

[Flux] - At least you have Splender on your side as well

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