#big g hazbin hotel

[libraryraccoon]

A Penguin And The Angel Of Death

Gift for : @deadghosy

Gender : Penguin

Pronouns : They/Them

Message of Raccoon : I just really wanted to write Azrael with Penguin!Reader, so I try.

TW : bad english, english isn't my first language.

How you met Azrael is a mystery for everyone.

Azrael had heard about Heaven and Hell fighting over a penguin, and he decided to go check it out.

"So you're the famous Penguin." -Azrael, seeing you for the first time.

Friendship. Instantly.

He was your platonic soulmate.

I can see Azrael taking you flying with him. Imagine being a normal angel or demon, looking up and seeing the angel of death flying, holding a penguin in his arms.

The day of the trial, you and Azrael were watching everything from the sidelines, eating popcorn.

“Do you think they know you’re going to stay with me ?” -Azrael, watching the scene while eating popcorn, amused.

You made a penguin noise that can be translates as "Sshh, this is starting to get interesting." -Penguin!Reader, watching the scene like a TV novela.

Azrael speaks penguin. Don't ask how, he just do it.

"Guardship returns to.." Sera paused, either in disbelief or to be dramatic. “Azrael ?!” Certainly the first.

“Yo bitch.”

They looked at him as if they were seeing him for the first time- they hadn't even noticed him.

"WHAT ?! BUT HE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM !" -Lute.

You worried for a second for Azrael's safety before remembering that he was the Angel of Death and that he was in no danger.

Lucifer looks at his brother, feeling betrayed that he is taking one of his children away from him.

Azrael walked out of the room with you in his arms, happy of the trial he saw today.

Azrael is like your cool dad who takes you everywhere with him and takes you wherever you want.

Azrael can go to Heaven, Hell or even Earth just with a snap of his fingers, say your destination and he'll take you there with no problem.

You often go to Hell and Heaven because you are attached to the people that are there.

Azrael only leaves you alone with Lucifer or Emily.

Lucifer is basically your uncle who babysits you all the time.

You have met Big G and the other archangels. I don't make the rules, as soon as Azrael won your guardship, he introduced you to the rest of the family.

You are the archangels' favorite nephew and Big G's favorite grandchild.

I just know that you and Big G spent hours on grandpa-grandchild outings. You go to the beach, get ice cream, play jokes on others... until Azrael comes to pick you up.

I headcanon that you help Gabriel in his work as a messenger.

It was you who passed the message of Sir Pentious being in Heaven to Charlie, telling her that redemption was possible.

It was your first message, Gabriel and Azrael were very proud of you after you managed to successfully transmit it.

They had a party to celebrate it.

No one can fuck with you.

Literally, you have Azrael, Big G and all the archangels on your side. Upsetting you/being on your bad side is a death sentence.

Lute and Adam are so disgusted that Azrael stole you - like you can feel their jealousy at 3000km/h.

Azrael just smiled at them before calling you “his son/daughter/child” in front of them just to piss them off.

And it works.

I can see Alastor trying to make a deal with Azrael for you to stay at the Hotel, Azrael just looks at him like "Really now ?"

Needless to say, it never worked and if it wasn't for you, he would have already killed the deer demon.

The angels find it adorable that the fearsome angel of death is walking around with a little Penguin, it's just too cute for them.

Family dinners are ✨️beautiful✨️

Beautiful in the sense that it's chaotic and it's never bored.

Usually family dinners are you, Big G, Azrael, Lucifer, Charlie, and the other archangels.

But one day you invited Emily, Sera, Adam and Lute to join you..

Let's say you weren't bored during all the dinner.

The best moments are those of hugs.

Hugs with Azrael are the best because he wraps his wings around you while carrying you. It's so quiet and peaceful that it puts you to sleep, which is very useful especially when you can't fall asleep.

Hugs with the whole family are... interesting ?

I mean, from the outside it looked like a mess of nameless feathers-

You are always in the middle of family hugs.

Azrael almost executed all the exterminators after learning about the extermination that was directed against the hotel when you were in it..

LET ME CANONIZE PROTECTIVE!DAD!AZRAEL.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Even though Big G is this powerful figure, imagine if he (it?) didn't know about the exterminations long side his grandchildren? And then in comes Sera one day, complaining about Lucifer and his.... daughter? Daughter?! He has a grandchild?! Really?! He just zoinks out then, maybe even popping in to hell to finally visit Lucifer after a very long time (possibly... since the fall?) and to his delight, he doesn't just have one granddaughter, but two! Even has a new grandson on the way!

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!

I can 1000% see Edna crying the first time she see's the Big G, Lucifer freaking out trying to calm her down.

Big G then finding out he's gonna have a grandson too, just over looks the fact that Lucifer stole Adam's third wife because this relationship is sticking.

[peppermint-whiskers]

After he replaced the automata with eggs, he stopped unintentionally feeding his delusions

They drove him a different kind of mad, but hey, at least he's not hallucinating his sister anymore XD

Spawned from conversation with @emositecc uwu

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Duck Adam Au

God: I'll turn him into a duck in Hell! That'll teach him a lesson.

Adam: *Gets picked up by Lucifer and treated like a ✨ princess ✨*

God: Wait-

[thatonepersonisme]

I’m wheez(r)ing

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

Me watching the latest Hazbin Hotel Episodes:

“Well Alastor sure got…Big”

[luciferhatesalastor]

⊹˚₊‧꒰ა𓆩✧𓆪໒꒱ ‧₊˚⊹

Luci when I'm going to get some updated photos of my granddaughter?

I only have the one you sent of her when she was a baby and don't use the excuse that you sent them to Michael we both know he ignores your messages

Though if you prefer I'll come down and see her myself....

Dad (the big man)

⊹˚₊‧꒰ა𓆩✧𓆪໒꒱ ‧₊˚⊹

Oh… it’s you.

[speakofthedebbie]

what if that friend never came to my school. what if she never knew hazbin. what if she never introduced me to it. what if she never pushed me to watch it. what if i never watched it. what if i never got tumblr.

what then guys.

[s1nfu7h0r53f7y]

When you’re into giant/tiny content, and you finally realize the character you have an obsessive crush on can canonically sizeshift himself and others (Hell’s Greatest Dad throws so much at you so fast the bit with frying pan was the only one I was aware of until others mentioned the rest😅)

[theskelyart]

Hey guys ! 💖✨

Have some doodles of a Big shot spamton, punk spamton and some hazbin hotel OCS doodles ! Hope you like it !

Have a fluffly day everyone 💖✨

[wispurring-moss]

/lying on the ground in the family guy death pose thinking about the potential absolute heartbreak of Owning Another's Soul being a redline automatic disqualifier for Ever being able to get into heaven,,

[multi-fandom-imagine]

how would god react to finding out adam has a daughter now

Shocked! Very very shocked. I imagine him being a little confused on someone having a child with him.

Is at least happy Adam found someone to mellow him out to a point in having a child.

Think's Celeste is adorable when he finally meets the little girl, Big G is happy the little girl takes after her mother.

While he may not technically be her grandfather like he is with Edna and Charlie he still think's of the little girl as his granddaughter.

Really does his best to not inflate Adam's ego by saying what a smart little girl she is.

[brokendreamscreation]

//GOD VOICED BY MARKIPLIER IN HAZBIN HOTEL HAS ME ON THE FLOOR IN STITCHES HELP 🤣🤣🤣

[sparklytravelmoviepersona]

Which version of Hazbin Hotel God do you think is good?

[duck-short-depressed-king]

If up for it can we talk about your dad?

Can't blame a mortal for wanting to know about the big man himself

What's he like, heck is he like all the bible works? mysterious ways, wise old man in robes, never explaining anything like at all because it's 'all apart of his great plan' and annoying junk like that?

🍎🪽"First off...he sets off different...Uhm..his a total...my dad...I cant find the proper words for him but his cool...when he wants to be."🪽🍎

★{I take inspiration in my AU from The Big G series on YouTube. So he kind of acts like that. If your looking for a Headcannon here you go: God barely even calls Lucifer and hang with each other but when they do its sorta a miracle. 🤷‍♀️

[ask-pentious]

HEY H EY HEY M3 AG4IN, Y0U HAVE A [[child]]?! HEY TH3RE!!

*runs over to egg boi* WH3N DID YOU G3T THIS [[Thing]]?!

-Spamton

I found him yesssterday! He was one of my minionsss in Hell. Him here is a good sign I'll find the ressst here in Heaven! You can call him Eggy or Egg Boi #2...or even "MINION!". -🎩🐍

Yes boss! -🥚#2

Just a test my little Eggy, but where is my coffee? -🎩🐍