#big fat update

[yurtgirlsophie0]

Would you date and fuck a cutie trans girl like me?? RT if yes 🥵💦

[lemonsiskull]

i want his face engraved on my headstone colt cattlemen belongs to @thelone-copper

[greenerteacups]

Have been actively resisting re-reading lionheart lately because my reading list is sooooo long and reading time is soooooo limited, so I was extremely excited to learn about M+G Readings! I’ve listened all yesterday evening while doing chores, and I keep finding myself going back to Hermione having to pretend Draco, Harry, and Ron are girls when discussing her friends with her family. I can’t help but wonder if she made up just really horrible feminine versions of their names to help keep her from slipping up??

On the same note, it has been so much fun to go back to book one just to see how much your babies have grown and matured! They were all such little shits (affectionately) except for our sweet harry, of course.

Hello! Yes! M+G's podfic is a superlative piece of fanwork and the talent involved is off the charts. As someone with zero experience in the field of audio mixing, the whole process reads like magic to me.

The elder Mrs. Granger (not to be confused with her daughter-in-law, Dr. Granger) is, of course, always delighted to hear about her granddaughter's various adventures with Harriet, Veronica, and Darcy.

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

I need a photo of Sonic 3 Robotnik like I need air

[kayatoastkkat]

guys we were. we were right. i knew it five seconds before i saw it we were right

THAT IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO SAW SOME SHIT-

OH MY GOD THERE IT IS

oh oh my (momentarily distracted by yawn + blushing Jekyll) oh awwwwwWWAIT NO FOCUS YOU CAN'T GET DISTRACTED BY SOME 35 YEAR OLD WHITE GUY WITH COMMUNICATION ISSUES

BRO CHANGED EYE COLOUR IN BED HES A LIVING BREATHING TRAFFIC LIGHT HELP

LANYON LANYON WTF COME ON THIS IS WHERE YOU START SCREAMING FOR HELP

…oh nnnooooo. the power of communication, it seems, could only get you so far...least it preserved this tender moment

needless to say unless they go to sleep right now they're fucked. Badly. LANYON THIS IS URGENT AND CANNOT WAIT TILL TOMORROW SPEAK UP NOW

DO YOU GUYS REALISE THAT WE WONT SEE THEM AGAIN UNTIL TWO WEEKS LATER BECAUSE SAGE IS DROPPING CHAPTER 14 COVER NEXT WEEK??! DO YOU??

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

Drew some Twst girlies of mine after forever!!!!! I still love them very dearly <33333 So here's Edelweiss, Hazel Mae and Pearle once again!

Note Pearle's name has changed [from Pearle Coltel to Pearle Beaulieu] and her brothers have name updates [surname changed to Beaulieu as well. Sterling's first name is the same, but Edric is now Edward] and are hopefully getting updated looks soon lol. As you can see I changed her hair a bit too, her former style was too plain for miss Pearlie.

[marmotsomsierost]

twenty minutes ago.

me: this does not look like a spicy pepper. this looks like a bell pepper.

me: this does not taste like spicy pepper. samus 'i will lick your habanero salsa bowl clean in the 0.6ms you look away' ate her bit but she is an outlier adn should not have been counted. zelda however also ate her bit so it's gotta be bell.

me: i will deseed derib and cut without gloves for i am incapable of learning from my mistakes and acting with reasonable precaution.

Three minutes ago

me: goddamn this eyelash is driving me UP THE WALL it is STILL poking me

me, ignoring the growing activity of the frenzied greek chorus behind me: i just washed my hands i'll just run my finger along my waterline and get it out of the way that way

me:

me: ...

me: ...i have shamed my ancestors this day

[ivywithtummyissues]

Would love to see/hear how you're tummy is doing now

So tight.. I just chugged some water and now I’m waiting for my tummy to get more upset

[razielim]

Finally cracking open a Whistle Pig 👀

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Off topic, but do any persons who buy plus sized clothing and are familiar with The Avenue know of any similar places that still have in-person stores on the West Coast? The Avenue is the only place I've ever been able to buy shirts that I like, and they closed all their physical stores in 2019.

Torrid's shirts are much too short for me and often too narrow in the shoulders.

[egginfroggin]

Okay, AO3 links seem to be doin' something a little funky when I try to insert them into a post, so:

Here's chapter 2 of Ring of a Bell

I hope you all enjoy it! ^^

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

just woke up to this ?????

holy fuck!! you guuuys??🫠

but thank you sm and love you all <3

[uwurakax]

Hi... Is the Its Me Not Her smau discontinued?

hey lovely!

its been so long, ik 😭😭 none of my works are discontinued at all, but i just haven't been writing as much. ill definitely continue my works eventually, i just have other projects being worked on outside of writing/posting; but i'll be updating my works (inc imnh) in the future xoxo

[a-concert-just-for-me]

Focalin 20 mg review: Eepy. Thirsty. Head hurts. But no longer tempted to get a good grade on the C-SSRS 😌☝️

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Bulk & Skull

Co-founders of the Power Rangers Fan Club and proud owners of a ClikClak account with a whopping 78 followers (and counting!), R4ngerN3T, meet Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier and Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch!

Bulk is on the football team with Jason and Zack, and has always wanted to be a superhero since he was a kid. He's a bit abrasive and hard to get along with at first. He's also very loud and outspoken, not afraid to put those he thinks deserve it in their face. Though underneath his obnoxious tough guy exterior is a passionate and driven young man who is determined to uncover the identities of the Power Rangers with the help of his boyfriend, Skull.

Skull's a little more mellow than Bulk, but only barely. He's not the brightest, mostly down to his problems staying focused on schoolwork, and relies on Bulk to help him out with studying (which is about as successful as it sounds). Though the one thing that immediately gets him excited and fixated is a new Ranger sighting, to which he'll pull out his phone and start bugging anyone and everyone with questions about it.

Together they started a ClikClak account to start documenting their search for the Power Rangers' identities, mostly to go viral when they eventually succeed (maybe, but probably not). They keep the page active with blurry photos, conspiracy theories about the Rangers and the monsters they fight, and dubious interviews from people around town. Despite some... precarious sources and stories, it's surprisingly good journalism.

[kirrafoster]

WE’RE SECURING A HOME!!!!!!!!!!