#big cheater energy tbh

[cld-n]

it’s weird to point out how hot you think someone is for respecting/supporting their partner who is not you js

[bridgetoesoteria]

Who is online stalking you 👀 ??

Left to right. I'm going to be keeping this one pretty simple and straightforward, since I'm easing back into things. Sorry about any typos.

Pile 1

I am mostly getting a male energy ngl. It does not feel particularly romantic. I think for the majority of you, this will be nonromantic. First, there is definitely a job/workplace or some kind of institution looking into someone. It feels like they are checking your background and making sure you are worth the investment--sounds harsh, but that is how the energy is coming through. And tbh that's how employers view things. If you are job hunting or applied for some kind of promotion, they are checking out your online presence.

The next person I am getting is a man that you are probably estranged from. If you are in contact, they probably get under your skin. This person seems to be kind of self-important and full of themselves. The type to think their way is the right way and anything else is because you just aren't on their level. For some of you this could be an authority figure like a father, priest, or teacher/professor. If this is a romantic partner then it feels like the type of ex you are grateful to have escaped: narcissistic, overbearing, mean.

For a lot of you they seemed focused on your social life. So if you are going out or have some new exciting stuff you have been posting, they are watching that. Some are jealous because they are not part of it. They feel betrayed and will probably try to contact you if you never reach out.

Pile 2

I don't usually specify signs but I am getting Gemini. I do think this is a person that you already know to be nosey. This is someone who might have recently gotten married or had their bachelor/bachelorette party. There is definitely something about marriage here. If they are getting married they want you to be there and if you are getting married they are wanting to be there.

For others this might be people you only see around news years or you last saw on new years. I'm getting a lot about relationships, but in a strange way. Like this feels like someone that is a player or womanizer. For some they are cheaters, for others they are the kind that give polyamory a bad name. For some of you this is someone that is well off or owns a business.

A few other occupations I am getting: uber driver, charity/nonprofit employee, film maker (including online content), photographer, movie theater employee. They could work at night. This could be someone that is in bad health. Super specific, but this could be an older person who officiates weddings. I do think they are known to you. This isn't a stranger or someone insignificant, but I also get the vibe that you still aren't very close to them. It could even be a partner you are taking some space from. Besides the kind of sleazy energy I was getting earlier, this person doesn't seem to have bad. For some of you they could be quite creative and driven and have a big heart. They may ask you to hang out. For the most part it just feels like they are observing your life.

Pile 3

I'm getting a much more lighthearted energy from this pile. This could be a best friend or someone you are on good terms with. It feels like they could be searching for gift ideas...I should stop there, so I don't unintentionally ruin a surprise 😆. I am also getting family member vibes, it could be a maternal figure. For most of you, this person is really trying to conceal their identity. They really don't want you to know they are on your account; Some of them are even using a different account to check up on you. They are either being that secretive because they are planning a surprise or because they owe you an apology & know they should not be on your page.

This is quite specific, but this could be a maternal figure or older sibling you set boundaries with. Maybe you felt smothered or had a difference in opinions about your life decisions. Or you could have just gone to college. It feels like they miss you and feel far away from you. At the same time they are trying to be better person and they want to respect your boundaries. They know it probably is best to give it time.

Finally, I do think there is a crush situation somewhere in here. I think this is someone you know, but may not know how amazing they think you are. They find you beautiful, articulate, photogenic...I could go on. I think they go back and forth about approaching you. This could be someone you went to school with or you are in school with now. This could be someone on your campus or who works near your job or school. They could be kind of stoic in person, but it is because they are super nervous. You might even think they dislike you. Some of you could be older than them or a little younger. There could be a size difference, like maybe they are taller than you.

Well I am off to bake some chocolate chip cookies and eat way too many of them in one sitting. I hope you all enjoyed the reading. Let me know if there is a topic you want me to cover next.

~ K

[rosemarie333]

Astro Opinion(Vedic Sextologyyyy 🔞)

I should be sleep but at the same time I can’t because I want to do this one HEHEHEHE

Please do not read if under the age of 18.

ANYWAYSSSS this is my own opinion. All women are safe and sound here but not necessarily for the menzies LMAO sn sn all is welcomed buttttt my opinion is strong so beware. Also I am not well versed in astrology that well but I’m using my own opinion from my experiences with others soo hehe let’s get started!

I’m writing this and tbh I feel like a weird energy when saying this like someone is sitting my stomach and i feel like spinny like IMMA SPEAK WITH MY CHEST STOP IT SPIRIT

1. NOWWWWW girlie don’t ever get me started on a jupiterian man. They are the ones with the biggest THANGS ever but every one that i met doesn’t know how to rock the boat. Like how god bless u with a big one yet you not don’t nun?????? PLEASEEEEE help me. I remember my first ex who was a vishakha moon, uttara bhadprapada sun and jythesta rising like you would think he’d know what to do but baby no. LIKEEEEEEEEEEEE it was so many times i would leave unsatisfied and i don’t know why i kept going back😭😭😭😭. AND we had 7th house synastry AND FUCKING 5th house (well i did to him and my venus was in his 7th) and it still wasn’t good lol idk what lies i’ve been told but bitch 8th house synastry is where it’s at FUCK THE 5th ( i’m kidding LMAOOO)

2. Martian Men, please dm me🙏🏾. I know some people can’t handle the aggression and tbh i can handle it to an extent but like at the same time i love aggression (i’m a krittika sun and venus in kritikka in as my ak in my D9 which i’m not proud abt but I LIKE AGGRESSION). I had a fling with a Dhanishtha sun and Pushya moon man and omg it was great. I also watched Claire Natiki (love her!) where she talks about ashleshas wanting to be dominated and advising us to try martian people bc they have warmth to them we don’t have LMAO bc yk where serpents and we have this cold coiled energy which was SPOT ON BITCH he made me feel some thangs and really took me out of my shell. Too bad he was immature and he wanted to fit in with losers. i think he was a uttara phlanguni rising.

3. Moon men count your days. Y’all are so fucking conservative just like the ladies and for what? I dated a chitra sun man with a magha moon and i think ashlesha rising with a hasta venus and here i am reading that debilitating or fall placements do better than the exalted or the other one and BITCH WHERE WAS THAT IN HIM! LMAO LIKE his whole thing around sex was very tip toey and i respect that he wasn’t necessarily domineering and things but he wasn’t so nice to me in the sexual topic of things. i can attest i wasn’t the best either as reassuring him and i wasn’t perfect in the relationship 😭😭😭(bc i’m a sexual person he felt that i would cheat on him like nigga wtf u mean u cheated on everyone you have been like BE SCARED OF URSELF TF!) anyways he cheated on me and ghosted me after i stupidly took him back so💀 even i’m lunar dominant and i can be conservative at times but tbh i can’t and could never hide the fact that i’m a sexual girly 🤷🏾‍♀️. once i taught him what i liked it did get so much better tho ngl😋

4. Saturn mennn i have a love hate relationship with y’all likeeee very dominant which is what i like but y’all also sassy like how that works? LMAO

Never had an experience with solar men but they are very egotistical and yk CHEATERS so

Mercurial men idkkkkkkk i haven’t experienced any one of y’all so YALL SAFE or venusian men that i remember LMAO. But venusian men are def the type to fuck the baddest in the room for the status LMAO imo idk.

As someone with a sun DK and saturn AK lol 😭def a pattern i see but overall i think i had the best experiences with martian men tbh hehehe hbu y’all! (would love to hear other’s experiences)

[svtdarlingbby]

Seventeen as Professors

it's back to school time, so here's seventeen as the types of professors they'd be!

S. Coups

Seungcheol is definitely the professor all of the students are intimidated by

it's not that he's mean or unfair or anything

people are just scared to take his class because he seems strict

generally a pretty serious instructor and has high expectations for his class

however he's really empathetic and understanding

you can't come to class because your sick?

this man doesn't even expect a doctor's note and wishes you healing instead

if you turned in an assignment late when you're usually good about turning things on time he'll def be the type of professor to check in on your well being

kind of a harsh grader but provides adequate feedback

he just wants his students (aka his kids) to be prepared for the real world

Jeonghan

another professor students are intimidated by

everyone knows that Professor Jeonghan can immediately sniff out any sort of cheating/plagiarism

no one knows how he's so good at it because he's always right when he catches students cheating

some claim that it takes a cheater to know a cheater

pretty chill grader

he takes forever to return grades though

his lectures are always entertaining though

he holds a cup of iced americano throughout the lecture

he's knowledgable and passionate about what he teaches so it's never a dull day

type of professor to sleep through office hours

so when you stop by for some extra help on the homework, don't be surprised if he's just passed out asleep with his head resting on the desk

Joshua

he's definitely going to try to be the relatable professor

probably cracks some gen z humor every now and then

he's really sweet and all the students love him

there's always a waitlist for his classes

manages to explain some of the hardest concepts in the most easy to understand gentle manner

probably carries around a big ass briefcase because he thinks it makes him look more professional

promotes healthy dialogues among the class and encourages everyone to speak up

will absolutely respect you even if you don't want to speak up too

probably assigns a lot of group work tbh

a fair grader, but his numbers are always random

regularly hands out 98s, 91s, 87s, 73s, etc

writes the best letters of recommendation

Jun

an insanely smart professor

he's really well versed in the subject

lots of students admire him, a few are intimidated though just by his credentials

really humble inside and outside of class

takes the time to approach the subject with different perspectives and tries to emphasize that his way isn't necessarily the right way

a fair grader for sure

class is usually straightforward and routine

however he'll sometimes just crack the most random joke or statement out of nowhere that'll have the class rolling on the floor in laughter

it warms his heart whenever his previous students send him updates about their careers and thank him for his help

Hoshi

he's def the type of professor to sit and stand on desks while he's lecturing

his class has unserious vibes but he's super passionate about teaching

a really chill learning atmosphere

no one skips Professor Soonyoung's class because he makes the lectures so entertaining

the type of professor to always tell a funny anecdote, even if it has nothing to do with the lecture at hand

gets off topic a lot but his tangents are filled with important life lessons

also takes forever to return grades

his feedback is a little bit wonky but he's always happy to discuss it during office hours

most people do attend office hours because they can't get enough of his energy

there is also a waitlist for his classes because the stories about him are unbelievable

Wonwoo

the epitome of what it means to be a professor

always wears glasses, button downs, dress pants, and dress shoes

expects assignments to be turned in on paper instead of online

straightforward and makes anything complicated immediately simple

some students are intimidated by how professional he is but he's really a softie

lowkey worries when he notices a student who is absent

manages to hold the attention of all of his students because his lectures are so informative

pop quizzes occasionally but he's an easy grader

recommends books to his students all the time and is always happy to discuss them

the fastest grader omg

everything is graded by the next class period and now one knows how he does it because everyone receives detailed feedback

Woozi

everyone is intimidated by him for his sheer brilliance

has high expectations for his class but he outlines these expectations explicitly

will ALWAYS include a rubric for each and every assignment so you know what he is expecting

unknowingly assigns a lot of homework, but it's genuinely helpful and not busy work

side eyes late work, but will always accept it regardless

strict grader but he acknowledges the labor put into each assignment and grades accordingly

one of the hardest classes but every student comes out 10x smarter thanks to him

loves to chat during office hours where most students discover that he's actually a chill guy who's very passionate about what he teaches

DK

he also probably comes into class each day with a big ass briefcase because he thinks it makes him look professional

very intelligent but it takes a minute for him to be able to explain a concept straightforwardly

genuinely tries to help all of his students understand the material

lot's of reassurance and empathy

pays a lot of attention to the students and their reactions to the lectures and will adjust accordingly to accommodate everyone

always smiling which brightens the classroom atmosphere

genuinely good vibes in his classroom

lots of group work and discussions for sure

barely assigns homework, but there's a lot of in-class work instead

plays music during in class work and all of the students love his taste in music

an easy A class, but you'll come out with lots of knowledge

Mingyu

the professor everyone has a crush on

lectures kind of fast but students don't mind since he promptly uploads the slides right after class

is really good at explaining complicated topics in simple terms

always wants to hear feedback from the students on how he can improve as an instructor

probably is really bad with technology so some days he won't use the projector and will write on the board instead

takes forever to grade because he wants to give individualized feedback

cares about each and every student but sucks with remembering their names

will write letters of recommendation for everyone

Minghao

another intimidating professor

very passionate about what he teaches and has high expectations for students in his class

is always dripped out, def the most fashionable professor at the university

a harsh grader but he provides thoughtful and fair feedback

is really open minded and wants to hear from his students about how they feel about the class and is willing to adjust his teaching style for them

do not yap in his class while he's lecturing

just don't

expects full participation in class

lots of in class presentations

very empathetic toward his students and will often have plenty of extra credit opportunities

it's not easy to earn an A, but he'll always remember you forever when you do

Seungkwan

sassy professor

the type of instructor to say "I'll wait" when everyone is talking

genuinely an entertaining and knowledgable professor

never a dull day in his class

will also go on random tangents but they do relate to the lecture at hand

is definitely the type to have questions related to these random tangents on the quiz for extra credit points

the students love him so much

he's very caring too and would rather you rest than come to class sick

will always give music recommendations and play music before class starts

has high expectations but always has clear instructions

you'll get an A as long as you put in the work!

and Professor Boo will make sure you do

Vernon

always has a slideshow presentation for each class

unironically uses word art and animations in every presentation

some days he'll have a completely boring black and white basic presentation

super chill

no attendance policy, just turn in quality work and you'll pass

unintentionally funny, he'll just do something or say something and the whole class would be laughing

he would be so confused but carry on the lectures

his expressions are the funniest too

if he's having problems with technology he would let it be known through his face that he is not amused

really empathetic too, if you're struggling with anything he'd do everything in his power to help you

Dino

the young professor who's a few years older than his students

uses that to his advantage and can actually relate to his students

also carries a big ass briefcase so he could look more professional

super passionate about what he teaches

inadvertently a harsh grader as a result but is always open to revisions

lots of extra credit opportunities too

probably makes rookie mistakes like forgetting to take roll

so he loosens the attendance policy as a result (so he wouldn't get in trouble with admin)

a lot of students come to his for advice on how to navigate college and future careers

really chill class sessions and is on his way to being one of the favorite professors at the university

[bugs1nmybrain]

Random Aizawa x Reader Headcanons

Minors Don't Interact

Warning: nsfw, age gap headcanons but not every reader has to have one, implied fem reader, typos

He's actually chill

Like yes around his students he's stern but he has no reason to be with you. He's still kind of stand off-ish and grumpy but he's kind of funny

Enjoys stay in dates

Busy af but he'll figure out how to make time for you even if it's not all the time

Coffee dates, cat cafe dates, maybe a walk around the neighborhood. He enjoys those if you're going out. Nothing flashy or fancy.

He'll bond with you almost instantly if you love cats. It's a green flag for him. You will have a cat together at some point

He's actually not really rushing for any kind of marriage or major commitment. He's not a cheater and he definitely could spend years with you, it's just not in the forefront of his mine.

Isn't extremely affectionate physically but can be if you really initiate it

He actually somewhat likes watching tv shows with you but always starts dozing off. It's funny to see him trying to fight the zzzs

Doesn't have a lot of relationship experience though he's had maybe 3 or 4 serious partners

Age Gap Entry (not relevent for other headcanons)

When I say age gap I mostly mean early 20s and even up to 27ish. 18 and 19 can count.

He's a little worried of the relationship being inappropriate

But he has a good connection with you. A lot of intellectual and emotional understanding

Gets frustrated when you make irrational and naive decisions

Isn't too keen on the daddy kink thing but he is a little protective of you in that he offers common sense and wisdom.

Can get a little overstimulated by your energy but that's not entirely because of age. He's just a naturally. Is lethargic person when he isn't fighting people

You make him feel hip

Nsfw

Kind of lame 😭

Vanilla af and whenever you have sex he tends to end up tired quick

He's not that horny honestly though he does get urges. And when he manages to have sex he enjoys it a lot

Loves that feeling of release when he cums

Doesn't take him that long but sometimes it can be a bit. His average stamina is maybe 7-9 minutes.

His dick is big. About 6 and a half inches and decently thick. A bit of a shower. 4 inch flaccid.

Idk if I want to talk about balls right now but he's got them for sure

Does not shave but if you have an issue at any point he'll consider cutting down

Bondage is surely a fetish but he doesn't indulge in it that often. Likes using binding cloth but he tends to use the ones he uses least often (he has more than one)

Would be hesitant to do anal. He knows he's big. If you're male he'll kind of loosen up cuz it's sometimes a given but he'd be very realistic about it and make sure your prepped right and won't be uncomfortable

Enjoys blowjobs

Isn't a boobs or an ass guy tbh he's just a whatever looks good in the moment guy. Isn't too picky on body types. Whether you're thin or have curves or are heavier he'll appreciate you and want you

Can only cum once a day typically

He does watch porn sometimes. Especially if he's single

Lost his virginity at 20 or so

His fingers are calloused and you'll be able to tell if he fingers you. The roughness actually helps the friction between them and your clit

Rough most of the time but not in the aggressive way. He always has a habit of starting slow and deep but he ends up picking up quite a bit but it feels good

He's good at sex. It's the Scorpio in him

You're so tight for him. His girth and length make it hard for you not to be. Definitely get some needed foreplay in there cuz you'll need to be moist

Despite not liking the daddy kink, it has happened. He let it happen, too. In that moment, he didn't really care, and it was a little hot if he'll admit. But he usually cringes at it and the idea of it.

Uses condoms always unless you're using birth control such as the pill or IUD and in a long term relationship

He's so good it's unbearable. Such a hottie

[evansbby]

he has pretty privilege fr ///

Bruh I swear I've been meaning to say this for a while like he is sooooo pretty privileged in this fic- everybody is like I've 2 terrible person to choose between but one is just slightly better just a tad bit so what we'll do??? We'll chose the pretty one. And as renne rapp said in her iconic interview- I get it , I get it. Honestlyy he is Ari I get that people chose him over steve🙂

[bro also I just wanna say ik every one thinks that Ari and Steve are equally terrible - but in my mind like I see ari in a much bad light him leaving her in the bathroom that night like - sir that really broke me heart no kidding and Steve has just met reader . Him treating her shitty is completely different from ari treating her like shit and he has also given her a bunch of insecurities. And a serial cheater who is so nonchalant about this topic is much much much worse to me like personally in my eyes than someone who is actually accepting that he did something wrong . Ari is just giving the energy like he didn do anything andddd without even registering once he wants to move on and paly house-house with reader?????? Like that is beyond immature to me! This is like getting very practical and real lifyyy but honestly that type of delusion is only equals to lack of emotional intelligence . Bro this got serious I didn't mean to take the ask in this direction but oh well - I'm sorry ik this debate is like moths old, sorry 🥲 I can't believe I'm saying this but rn poyt Steve seems better than ari like- atleast bro made her his girlfriend the next day they fucked wg !Steve bro please take notes but not the part whe he cheated on her tooo helppp why are all these boys sooo terrible 🥲😭😭]

Bestie you are like the number one wg!Ari hater 😂😂😂😂 I admire it!!

And yeah, when you really deeply think about it… wg!Ari is awful 😭😭😭 like the serial cheating and lying and leaving reader in dangerous situations…. HE IS JUST… wow… now I’m shocked that so many people hate Steve more bc they are at the VERY LEAST, equally bad 💀💀

Bestie your words are ruining my daddy Ari for me 😭😭😭 but tbh that’s ok bc even with poyt!Steve… he did extremely awful things but then he had his redemption arc. And I still think poyt!Steve did worse things than the Wicked Games Boys! (Forced mating, bullying, cheating etc) so yeah!! I’m sure the wicked games boys can redeem themselves!!!

But tbh Ari is just so fucking unbelievably hot and sexy and handsome and beefy that it really DOES help his case bahahahaha so I don’t blame the girlies preferring him lol sorry Stevie (wg!Steve has a pretty big fanbase too tbh)

[jillaxkalangg]

These are the 12 things your partner must know about you, answer these and let this be a reference for your (/future) partner.

1. What excites you most about life?

2. What's your dream vacation?

3. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

4. What makes you really mad?

5. What cheers you up when you’re upset

6. How/When you feel most loved?

7. What are your core values?

8. What are your boundaries & deal-breakers?

9. What kind of family dynamics did you grow up with?

10. How do you handle conflict?

11. How do you recharge when stressed?

12. What makes you laugh?

1. What excites you most about life? it's exciting to see what the universe will unfold for the year 2025. everyday feels like a new battle that i need to conquer, tho i love slow mornings, i also love the thrilling moments life has to offer!

2. What's your dream vacation? i'm having my dream vacation one place at a time kasi hahaha as of now, my dream vacation would be in Vietnam with my cousins! to see the beauty of local spots there, try their coffee and eat local foods! gusto ko lang ng peaceful and slow days with my cousins 

3. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? bakit isa lang haha chz maybe it's the way i overthink and overanalyze things 🥲 masyado ako nagra-rationalize ng mga bagay to the point that i can't enjoy the present moment and i am fully aware of that trait of mine hehe that's why i am learning to handle that!

also ayaw ko na rin na parang palagi akong galit (kahit hindi)! i need to chill tbh

4. What makes you really mad? shet this one is hard kasi mabilis ako mainis but bihira ako magalit (boses galit lang hahahaha its in the soul na kasi eme) hm siguro when people lie to me or pwede rin kapag niloloko ako ng mga tao, kasi i won't do that to you. as much as possible i'm trying to be genuine and true to people.

we should at least have one person who's kind and true to oneself, right?

5. What cheers you up when you’re upset? tbh i don't know kasi when i'm upset, i tend to shut people off. i need to calm my nerves para hindi ako makasakit haha once i'm okay na, minsan i yap (bilang madaldal) or buy chocolates (mabisang pang wala ng sama ng loob hahaha)

6. How/When you feel most loved? when they appreciate the things i said and do for them, and when they give me their time (bilang quality time and act of service girly, plus kapag they allow me to hug them) hahaha! simple lang naman akong tao haha also i like to feel that i am needed 😆

i love it when they remember the things i like :( it shows na they are attentive with me huhu kasi ganon ako sakanila kaya i love it when the love and energy i give is being reciprocated <3

7. What are your core values?

integrity, honesty, responsibility, compassion, gratitude :) (wow parang school lang)

8. What are your boundaries & deal-breakers? if you disrespect me, my family, and friends, i'll immediately drop you. men who are loud and shout when they are mad, who throw things when things are not going his way, men who think that he is above anyone else, and men who don't understand the word 'no' !!!! non negotiable sakin ang cheater hahahaha mamatay na sana kayo mga hayop <33

9. What kind of family dynamics did you grow up with? if you'll be with me, you have to understand that our family loves getting together! graduations, birthdays, undas, fiestas, and Christmas are a big thing! we love to meet and talk, videoke is also our thing. i grew up being grateful for the gift of family! never nag-away parents ko sa harap namin growing up ang kahit we're not financially stable that time never ko narinig na wala kaming pera haha ;_; i love my family and sometimes i'd rather stay at home drink beer and do karaoke with them than partying outside. add ko na rin na i like that my parents are strict growing up! until now kasi nagagamit ko pa yon but downside, kahit na 25 na ko they have to know saan ako pupunta at sino kasama ko (minsan najujudge pa ko ng nanay ko gosh) hate and love relationship with this thing kaloka

10. How do you handle conflict? i don't chz hahaha i let it marinate and think what will i do next, but i'm learning to communicate my feelings this year! communication is always the key!

11. How do you recharge when stressed? i yap!!! and sleep hehe

12. What makes you laugh? tbh you can make me laugh easily hahaha mabilis ako mainis but mabilis din ako matawa ;_; example bigyan nyo ko ng 5k matatawa na lang talaga chz

thank you! ang aga ng interview hahahaha

[baddiedaddy7]

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜🦄💜

do not plagiarize. all of this is my work.

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

dreamy. big on makeup, enhancing your looks. eyes are usually round/almond. the best feature of their face are their eyes. so many gorgeous girl celebs have this. has a dreamy look, but may also look like a fish tbh lmao. sympathizes w/strangers. usually tender hearted manners, and lovely vibe. shy/reserved. you’re like a sponge. if someone is being bitchy, chances are you will be too. keeps personal life on the down low. can be unrealistic.

celebrities:Kylie Jenner, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Carrey, Denzel Washington

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

voice is probably chill, or has a soft vibe to it. voice may also be naturally low. remember it’s nice to be generous, but not too generous. don’t just give your money away easily, or to just anybody. make sure the money, or possessions you give away are put to good use. don’t be naive w/your money/possessions. the clothes you buy are probably creative/artsy or discreet/low key. focus on loving yourself. seafood lover or hater lol. might like “weird” foods. indulgent.

celebrities:Jennifer Aniston, Tina Turner, Muhammad Ali, Dwayne Johnson

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

thinks unconventionally. you may lack communication w/siblings. may be great at poetry, writing in general. writing is probably unique, and beautiful. may love the beach or lakes, traveling to places with water lol. siblings may have pisces/neptune influence in their chart. the reserved student. might have a soft spot for math, english, or art classes. visionary.

celebrities:Madonna, Dua Lipa, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

parents may have been absent, or neglectful. parents may have also been addicted to substances(alcohol, drugs, even food, etc). parents may have sheltered you from certain things, that you had to learn a different way(puberty, sex in general, etc) might’ve been raised by other ppl than their bio parents, but if it’s positive, parents may have taught you to be creative, and sweet. this indicates the childhood house being near water or wanting it to be, or even being aesthetic lol. may have love fantasy growing up, fantasy movies/shows, mystical creatures, etc. childhood memories may be foggy. you’re distinctive/stand out, but you may also be over-sensitive.

celebrities:Emma Watson, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp, Robert De Niro

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

may have “pisces” traits in the dating world(wears rose tinted glasses, loving, naive, selfless, etc). try not to put your partner on a pedestal too high, cause then you might be disappointed. you may get too caught up in the moment, so birth control may be your best friend. i’ve heard of ppl w/this placement that had unexpected pregnancies. your hobbies range from painting, singing, inventing, sleeping, binge-watching, daydreaming, hanging out, astrology, and if on the bad side drugs/alcohol. children may have pisces/neptune influence in chart. very artistic ppl.

celebrities:Angelina Jolie,Cameron Diaz, Drake, Elon Musk

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 ��𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

don’t stress so easily. when stressed, letting your creativity may help how you feel, or just letting it all out(crying, writing in a diary, etc). sleeping probably even helps your stress lmao. may be a vegan/vegetarian since they adore animals sm. neptune rules pisces which is represented by fish, so a fish may be an ideal pet. if not then a cat, as cats are mysterious. may not prioritize their health. may love junk food. likes being an helping hand, so may put themselves out there to help certain organizations, ppl, etc. i feel like these ppl probably shower/bath more than once a day. you’re very considerate.

celebrities:Selena Gomez, Drew Barrymore, Will Smith, John Lennon

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

attracts ppl with pisces/neptune in chart, platonic and/or romantic. enemies also tend to have pisces/neptune energy. ppl you attract may be cheaters/liars, so watch out. they may also be really romantic or obsessive/delusional. you may attract damaged souls, that may end up trying to put their damage on you. make sure to set limits in love. but on the bright side, you may attract ppl w/positive pisces traits(dreamy, selfless, good listener, etc). senseless in love. believes in fairytales. you’re gregarious.

celebrities:Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, Denise Richards, Ashton Kutcher

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

prefers to fuck ppl they have a connection with. may like to have sex in water(showers, bath, jacuzzi, etc)or near it(beach,lake, etc). sex can take you away from the real world. emotions are powerful. got some psychic shit going on😂. dreams are usually in depth, and interesting. might hide vulnerable side. death may be bc of drugs, alcohol, etc. also you may drown, die in water in general or die in your sleep. death may also be mysterious(going missing, not knowing the cause of death, etc). may be moody.

celebrities:Whitney Houston, Demi Moore, Michael Jackson, George Clooney

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

flexible mind. may go to college for drama, artsy jobs, etc. probably believes in religious miracles. probably loves traveling to places with water, so an island is your best bet/not a landlocked country. may be fascinated w/other cultures. in laws may have pisces traits(positive:loving, good listeners, considerate negative:manipulative/backstabbing, liars, addicted to substances, etc). try not to accidentally join a cult lmao.

celebrities:Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Heath Ledger, Jimi Hendrix

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

(i’m gonna say “we” cause this is my placement☺️)

if you’re famous, fans will fantasize abt you/crush on you. will have a career where they can express themselves(acting, singing, painting, etc), water related(marines, scuda diver, etc) or one that helps ppl since neptune is selfless(mental health, hospital, paramedic, humanitarian, etc). we can’t decide what we want to do in the future 😂, might even have multiple jobs. we may be known as romantic, sweet/loving, selfless, naive and other pisces traits. we’re usually so creative, and charming that ppl copy off of us(ik that’s said a lot but it’s true), we’re 💫inspiring💫. on the bad side, our reputation can be messed with since ppl make rumors abt us, and neptune rules illusion. good at coming up w/ideas, and inventions. resourceful, but can be off track.

celebrities:Christina Aguilera, Kourtney Kardashian, Matt Damon, Bruno Mars

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

friends may have neptune/pisces influence. friends are usually toxic. also attracts damaged friends. watch out for who you hang out with/don’t put all your trust into certain ppl. friendship is very important to these ppl, and they’re usually the advice giving friend, or just the one that’s laid back tbh. a lot of your “friends” tend to be 🐍. usually shy as a child, but comes out of shell as they get older. ppl that may crush on you may have pisces/neptune influence often. altruistic, but strange.

celebrities:Zooey Deschanel, Christy Turlington, Zayn Malik, Brad Pitt

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

sleeps often. follow your gut feelings. usually empaths. stay away from addictive things. not confident. doesn’t express their feelings. focus on loving yourself, it’s okay to take time for yourself. clairvoyant. you’re a dreamer. enemies take advantage of your/pray on your weakness, are manipulative, and you may also feed of off each other’s toxic energy. enemies may have pisces/neptune in chart. you happen to be self-contained/shy.

celebrities:Megan Fox, Winona Ryder, Bradley Cooper, Prince

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

hi bestie

so, my boyfriend is not 100% comfortable with some of my friends, especially this one guy with whom i had a one night stand years ago. i get it. tomorrow i am going out with some of said friends for the first time in like a year, because i need to socialize a little yk. i don't want my bf to feel jealous or weird (he is not going) but not at the expense of my life (?). does that make sense?

i think it's slightly hypocritical (i have no clue if i wrote this word right) of him, too, because I hang out with girl friends of him that he used to sleep with. and i don't let my jealousy affect our relationship, nor his relationship with others.

he is not telling me not to go or anything, but I know he feels weird. tbh, i feel kinda weird too. it's the first time in a long. frickin. time. i am meeting with those people. i'd love for him to be there with me, also. he could see it's no big deal. anyway, i am doing this for my social anxiety (lol) and to get out of my house a little (which i haven't done except for work, buying groceries and medical stuff) since quarantine began.

he is being understanding and supporting me as much as he can, but i know he doesn't enjoy this. i get this bad feeling in my gut too, as if i could do something stupid (like overdrinking, or something like that), even though i would never (i am not 15 anymore lol).

should i just not go? i think i should go, but at the same time i think i shouldn't. i already have a perfect excuse not to go, but i think it could be fun, even if i just go for an hour?

GAHHHHHHH

Contrary to the beliefs of a certain bunbun, peeling perilla leaves for someone does not immediately lead to holding hands, kissing, and then gasp marriage. Similarly, hanging out in a group setting with a guy you had a random one night stand with years ago does not mean you're suddenly gonna leave your current bf.

I can see Jungkook glaring at me in my mind's eye to explain myself rn. I will, I will, don't give me that pouty face.

It's really simple. If you and your current bf agreed on exclusivity and you intend to break that, it's not gonna matter who it is. Liars choose to lie and cheaters choose to cheat. Yeah, if the other person knows you're in a relationship and assists you, they're an accomplice, but ultimately it's on you.

Jealousy comes from insecurity in the relationship. I don't know if it's baggage from previous relationship(s) (can also be friendships / family, does not have to only be romantic relations) or insecurities in your current one, but you need to talk about that with your partner. Figure out the why and what steps you can take to work on that.

If you have determined the reason that you want to go to this social event does not involve getting closer or vying for the attention of this specific person, then tell your boyfriend that and follow though with your intent. Chill with your friends, have fun, yeet. If you determine, you know what, it's just a little too weird, I'll just avoid interacting with said person this time and reassess for the next, that's also fine. The reason why your bf feels weird is because you have doubts and don't have a firm stance about it. Likewise, he should also have a firm stance about friends that he's slept with and let you know that he is not interested.

In every relationship, communication is key. You have to talk about things that you're not proud of, that might scare you, that might make you feel unpleasant and, ultimately, that might make you feel vulnerable. If you do, it makes the relationship a whole lot more harmonious in the long run. That's why you see those couples that say the same thing at the same time, or just know how the other person feels right away and immediately knows what to do to make it better. They've already talked about all these deep topics and more. It's not magic or soulmate energy.

...

unless you're yoonkook showing up as my pulls for my Proof set along with the OT7 album PC????

(that) that's some sorcery shit right there

[ateezmakemeweep]

hi random question but does it bother you when readers say that they don’t like one of the characters in your works? i was just wondering bc i was reading a fic from a different writer and in the notes on one of the chapters they said it upsets them when people say that they find xyz character annoying or that they don’t like them and i wanted to see if that bothered you too bc i was one of the people who expressed my dislike for the y/n in the cheater wooyoung fic and if it hurt your feeling i am so sorry😭😭😭 it wasn’t me saying anything bad about your writing skills she just gave me big dumb bitch energy😔 still loved that fic tho it made me feel many things <3

omg no, i actually luv it tbh jvkckckckc nobody could ever offend me when talking about what i write bc its their opinion

[tickle-bugs]

do u have any,,,, peter parker headcanons 🥺🥺🥺🥺

MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Lee:

- World’s Giggliest Boy. He is just,,, So Giggly 

- He’s so squirmy!!!! He just kinda wriggles in place because he has a lot of pent-up energy, but he doesn’t wanna flail and hurt anyone, so: wiggle.

- Tbh he is just,, one big tickle spot but I think under his arms/his ribs are the Death Zones

- Take one look at him and tell me he isn’t insanely touch-starved. That’s right, you can’t. He love love LOVES physical affection from the people he loves. Tickles are no exception. I don’t think he’s the type to straight-up ask for it, but I could see him quietly nudging MJ or Ned and doing a little wiggly finger motion while looking at them with his big ol puppy dog eyes. 

- One of his panic responses to tickles is to just,,, bear hug his ler. He giggles into their shoulder and locks his arms around theirs and just,,,, SQUIRMS. 

- Light tickles might actually kill him like,,,, he’s so so sensitive he can’t handle light tickles he’d die. Ned tried to whisper smth to him once and he scrunched up with giggles because he just couldn’t handle it (they pass notes now)

- He hides his face when he’s tickled or at least tries to muffle his laugh because he’s embarrassed but it’s literally the cutest laugh ever!!!!! It’s a little squeaky, a little wheezy, and peppered with voice cracks. 

- He cannot for the life of him form coherent words when he’s tickled so of cOURSE Ned and MJ love to ask him questions while they’re tickling him

Ler:

- He tries not to start fights that he can’t win so he loves to join tickle fights that are in progress (greater chance of escape)

- Super sweet and silly!!! He likes to point out any funny noises and just,,, laugh with his lee

- Everyone forgets he has super powers until he’s holding you down with one hand and wrecking you with the other. He’s strong as hell. No one escapes him. Especially if he decides to use webs. 

- He’s also so agile and speedy?? He’s the king of poking and quick tickles. He’ll squeeze someone’s sides and then he’s just g O NE. He’s also almost impossible to grab because he’ll just bend and flip out of the way (or jump onto the ceiling like a cheater)

- If he’s trying to take down someone bigger than him (which is everyone tbh my boy is TINY) he’ll run and jump into a koala hug and just,,, tickle until they go down,,,,

- he’s such a sweetheart that he almost always gets revenge-wrecked,,,, he insists on helping up his lees/making sure they’re okay but peter,,, that just means they can pull you down and wreck you,,,, please,,,,,,

I could talk about him for y e a r s thanks for asking lovely!!!!!!!

[stonerbughead]

maria watches friday night lights (#4)

season 2, pt 2!! (2x08-2x15)

ugh Matt is really having his Being A Stupid Teenage Boy season huh?

-lol love a good naked dude being chased scene — in this case, Smash on his recruiting trip being chased around by a potential future teammate. Classic.

(it’s kinda cute that Matt came to pick him up tho)

- the latest in season 2 being off the fucking rails: really? Riggins’ new digs include a meth lab on wheels??

-Landry confessing to murdering someone and then having his sheriff dad drag him out of the station to go home is the whitest shit EVER. Like, Landry is literally *trying* to be punished and they just won’t punish his white, cop-kid ass. ‘Murica. (I mean don’t get me wrong: it WAS self defense against someone literally stalking and trying to rape Tyra, but the point still stands that if Landry was a black kid he’d have been tried as an adult and convicted no doubt)

-YESSSSS a MySpace shoutout! we love to see it

“I hate you” - Santiago (and also me) @ Buddy Garrity

-omg Coach Taylor noticing that things aren’t good at home for Riggins and taking him in, my heart!

-Wow in just one scene Riggins charmed baby Grace, warned Tami’s sister not to shame women for eating a lot (“it can lead to anorexia, especially in girls”) and then offered to go out to the store to get baby formula in the pouring rain. What a man.

-and yes, Shelly, you fully grown woman, it IS a bad idea to lust after a TEENAGE BOY

-wow Riggins protecting Julie from the SUPER DRAMATIC TORNADO that made me laugh. Do we get to have a Riggins-Julie friendship??? bc I’d be down. We need more friendships.

-Thank you, Tami, saying “EW” to her sister watching Riggins work out! Someone has sense to know a fully grown woman shouldn’t be lusting after a teenager! Julie can lust if she wants tho, that’s age appropriate.

-DYING at Landry being aghast that Tyra’s never heard of West Side Story.

-oh god, Lyla — it is totally fair to assume your mom would tell your dad she’s getting remarried, especially if she knew you’d be seeing him — so I’m sorry you’re the one who accidentally set off whatever nonsense Buddy is gonna pull now that he knows his ex wife is “marrying that treehugger.”

“Who’s that?” “Some douchebag named Chip. who names their kid Chip anyway?” Same, Tyra, same.

-Landry, one of my biggest pet peeves is asking someone out while they’re on the clock. Like, come on! let Tyra work, boy.

-Jesus Christ it’s like everywhere Julie looks, she has to see Matt making out with someone. That’s rough.

-and oop Matt you busted bc Julie actually knows who Carlotta is!

-once a cheater, always a cheater, Buddy. And yes to Pam for being like “nah bye I’m happy now, it is over.” You treated her like garbage so here we are, sir!

-hilarious that Landry is the one who ends up throwing the first punch that gets the post-tornado, school-crossover tensions to finally boil over

-I like that they show both the fall formal and the party where everyone who didn’t go to the formal is. Nice.

-Aw poor Julie got drunk af to deal with all her feelings. This really is the season where they have Julie and Matt being sixteen year olds in the most painful ways. So maybe it’s good they’re not together during this tho I’m still looking forward to when the tide turns their way again.

-anyway, Tim is a good friend for getting the creep who thought he was “one beer away from getting laid” off of Julie.

-And....in true Texas dad fashion, Eric Taylor misinterprets everything! Noooo. We can’t have nice things.

-This Noelle-Smash partnership is definitely an interesting pairing. Two very ambitious football people courting all these recruiters while Smash’s mom side eyes them in the corner? Hilarious.

-omg not this Oklahoma tech recruiter harassing smash’s mom in the grocery store! GTFO here! Give her some fucking personal space. They really do such a good job of showing as much of the toxic shit about football culture as the inspiring, big moments.

-Aw and I love that Tami tried to help Mama Smash get the guy to go away. It’s such a familiar scene, women helping each other get a dude harassing them away. And then they have a heart to heart in the parking lot? Love that.

-omg what a throwback that Shelly TAPED OVER Eric’s football game to tape a NEW EPISODE of The Office! Love it. “Y’all should get a TiVo.”

-omg watching Tami and Eric work out arguments is so beautiful, they communicate very well! We stan a good marriage.

-wow seeing the other coach from tornado school lose his shit publicly after he knocked down Riggins was uh....wild???? This is the second time he put his hands on Riggins!

-awww Eric actually coming to apologize to riggins for overreacting about Julie when he hears the real story??? Love it.

-Weevil from Veronica Mars shows up as a friend of Santiago’s? Of course.

-WOW and Logan from Gilmore girls as a Christian radio host...tracks.

“Is that your way of telling her you like her?” Jason making a surprisingly astute observation about Tim. (And Lyla.)

-yo why would you invite your daughter’s boyfriend’s family over for dinner just to say they shouldn’t date? (And bc it’s an interracial relationship.) Southern culture is wild to me lol

-wow the racist coach from last season is now off spouting his mouth about how “no wife of mine would be working with a kid at home.” I love that Eric calls him out as sounding stupid and ignorant — you better!

-hearing that Lyla burned her cheerleading uniform is one of the most badass things she’s done so far tbh along with that dealership destruction

-off the rails update: 2x12 was toooo much!! Like, Jesus between Smash’s sister getting harassed at the movie theater by the racists who hate on smash and Noelle...and this plotline with Santiago and his old friends trashing Buddy’s place...it’s like, can we breathe.

-I could not be more excited for Carlotta to leave and another teenage boy with adult woman relationship to end.

-wow can’t believe the plotline where Riggins stole $3000 from a drug dealer isn’t ending well for him. And now Smash is getting arrested bc of those racist guys from the movie theater episode? One recap I read said that too many of this season’s plots feel contrived and I think that sums it up.

-is there any character who HASN’T worked at Buddy Garrity’s dealership at this point?!

-and yikes at all the other salespeople being mad that a salesperson in a wheelchair was hired...y’all mad ugly and ableist for that

-Tyra and Landry are....confusing

-Wait Logan from GG is an actual preacher and not just a Christian radio host? CREEPY. And he kissed Lyla? A lot to unpack there.

-lol Tim trying to woo Lyla is kinda funny to watch simply bc Tim is clearly so confounded by rejection

-I love how much space they give for Smash’s sister’s pain in the Noelle-Smash theater incident. A lesser show wouldn’t have centered her as much.

-is it mean of me to say Jason is boring AF most of the time

-yeah this dreads girl is seemingly way more compatible with Landry than Tyra yikes! Like she made him a power metal mix cd???

-wow this Smash storyline where mouthing off to the press is what gets him suspended....really checks out bc teenage boys are dumb

-I love Tami as a volleyball coach and getting to see another sport! Also as someone who’s been on a losing team I know that feeling of finally winning a game!!! Go Dillon volleyball!!! (Am I maybe currently writing a Bughead fic based on my underdog field hockey experiences? ;) yes yes I am)

-Oh shit now Saracen’s at the nihilistic Nothing Matters phase of teenage angst. Right on schedule!

-lol these two short haired blondes (white dreads Jean and Tyra) being in a love triangle with Landry is wild

-Omg jean just said, “are you a friend or are you competition?” She is not playing!

-I love Riggins dragging Saracen to practice

“I don’t want you to become at an at-risk youth” -Landry teasing Saracen while also sincerely caring about him is some of the best friendship banter on this show. The accuracy 😂

-It seems like Julie gets a lot of hate? But I think I have such a soft spot for Julie bc I was a bitchy teenager with undiagnosed mental health disorders and I just wish so much #growth for her! Also I really do miss her and Saracen’s relationship, I’m so excited I’m almost at S3 where it seems like it’s happening again?

-LOL this guy at the dmv is the first person in Dillon to be like, “no I hate football.” That tracks.

-wow Saracen is getting driven to the hospital to make sure his grandma is okay by the sex worker who was just giving him a lap dance. Amazing.

-also I hope grandma is okay!

-okay Tyra throwing her hat in the ring for Landry at the last minute? Idk I think Jean deserves the win but there’s no way it’ll happen bc she’s a guest actor?!

-awww Saracen’s abandonment issues coming out whiles he in the tub after being sobered up by Eric Taylor. “There’s nothing wrong with you.” 😭 and “your daughter left me for a better guy” - will take that crumb — first mention of Julie out of Saracen’s mouth in a minute

-hey, Landry, my friend: flirting with a girl (Jean) to get her outside then dumping her immediately is kind of a wild bait and switch. But I get it, he’s been in love with Tyra for a long time and Tyra IS right — they had a very fucked up start to their relationship so it makes sense she needed a minute to process her ~feelings~. however I definitely identified closer to a jean in my high school experience L O L (minus the unacceptable white dreads)

-these Julie and Tami driving scenes are painfully accurate, btw. Love them.

-wow the scene of Smash hyping everyone up, the adrenaline/energy of the team cheering with helmets and a classic “clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” - then the whole team running out onto the field and leaving an empty locker room with just Smash breaking down into tears....#art

-alright y’all I’m gearing up for the last episode of S2! Thanks to @lockitin for reminding me this is the writers’ strike season — I was in eighth grade then and remember being pissedddd about the shortened fourth season of “the office” — so I’m fully prepared for the abruptness to come.

-I love when they parallel showing the white church and the black church

-and Tim going to church just to see Lyla makes me laugh

-ooooof Jason you cannot put on this waitress you had a one night stand with the fact that this could be your only chance to have a baby!!! Omg this poor woman who just pointed out she, too, is NINETEEN.

-wait so is Riggins doing a sports show on a Christian radio station? What?

“I think you’re really hot. Your long hair reminds me of Jesus” -Christian girls being horny for Riggins LOL

-awww Saracen being like “okay Landry you’re gonna impress Tyra right now” before that football play was a cute friendship moment for those two

-aww I love how this Smash storyline is turning out with Coach Deeks whose had his eye on him for six years my heart 😭

-also unclear to me whether Logan Huntzberger the Preacher is a fully grown adult dating a high school senior?? Biggest teen drama pet peeve once again! Stop this!

-Tami is my heroine for just leaving Eric at the restaurant fighting with her ex. “see you at home, honey!”

-I’m sorry, is Jason gonna like actually convince this girl to have a baby with her one night stand at 19??? Oh lol wait THAT ended up being the cliffhanger of the whole season? Fucking hilarious.

well I made it through season 2!!! Super psyched for Season 3, Jay has been hyping me up for it. See y’all next time! (I’ll try to post more for season 3 bc this accidentally got long af.)

[writehardwhumpharder]

Little things about my OC's that only I care about.

1. Whenever Daniel gets hurt and Carson knows about it he won't even look up from what he's doing and just put his hand out so he can heal him (which requires skin to skin contact). Could be a tiny papercut or stubbed toe but it's just ingrained in their routine now. Once they were around Daniel's family and he burned his hand a little on a hot dish and Carson just instinctively put his hand out for him to hold for a sec and of course Daniel's siblings were like "wtf, are you trying to hold hands?" "Aw, are you gonna kiss it and make it better?".

2. Carson is a big ass cheater. Almost everything he owns is subtly enchanted in some way another. Life hack: just enchant your coat to heat itself and never get cold again. Life hack: wrinkly clothes? Enchant that shit. Just don't even want to wash it in the first place? Enchant that shit to never get dirty. Even stuff like spoons and remotes or things that he uses every day just sort of pick up trace amounts of magical energy.

3. Carson doesn't hesitate to subtly fuck with people he doesn't like. A couple times he's actually exhausted himself from creating too many not so subtle breezes to knock rude people into trash cans on the street. It only requires the tiniest bit of effort to tip their hot coffee all over the front of their clothes, just saying.

4. He doesn't talk to Riley or Morris much anymore since their falling out after Carson almost killed that guy by stealing his soul. (An understandable reaction tbh) But Morris is still somewhat fond of him and "loses" any reports that mention his name.

5. Daniel's family absolutely hated Carson for the longest time but eventually they started warming up to his weird charm. Him and Daniel's little brother Jason actually get along really well when they run into each other.

Note: Since I got really distracted shipping those two that's what I've been focusing on lately. Since Daniel is gay but Carson is asexual and generally allergic to feelings it's really hard to figure out just how to get them together. There can't be some dramatic kiss reveal because Danny knows Carson would hate that and he's afraid if he says anything about it he'll scare Carson off. But I finally figured out how it happens, I'll write it out for real if anyone requests it.

[cgl-matchmaker-blog]

Switch Application uwu

Name: Minxie

Little Age: 7

Big Age: 18

Role: Switch

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian

Location: Denver, CO

Prefered Age: 18+

Prefered Gender: Female

Close or LDR: Doesnt matter :3

Sexual/Non-Sexual?TBD Relationship: tbh thats up to my partner uwu

Monogamous or Pologamous: Strictly Mono

Likes: cuteness, people how are cute, tall girls, oversize everything (clothes) gaming, nice people, food uwu, loyal people, honest people, etc

Dislikes: Bullies, racist/s, rudeness, dishonest, liars, cheaters, homophobics, etc

Personality: I’m very bubbly I love to express how I feel too, I’m very clumsy lol but thats ok. It makes people giggle, I’m very very nice and friendly. I try my best at everything I do no matter what. As well as food oof yes please uwu, I’m a digital artist so thats cool lol. Im a super wholesome meme person. I giggle when I’m shy so bare with me please ;3;. Etc etc

Switch Interests: I LOVE ALL CUTE WHOLESOME STUFF ;3;!!, manga, music kawaii edm more uwu. Egirls!!, squishy plushies, video games, anime, those cute plushie alpacas, etc etc

What Exactly are You Looking For in a Little/Caregiver?: someone whos matches my energy, as well as knowing how to keep a convo. Brownie points if you know what to talk about. Loyality is something that means alot to me as well as honesty. Someone whos down to earth and super cool and rad, would be great too. A great personality would be super amazing too, good looking people are my favs ;3; <3. Oh as well someone who is a softie as me then we will go to other agreements lol

Deal Breakers?: Cheaters, liars, people playing with others peoples feelings, toxic people, etc etc

Anything Extra Info about You or in General?: again must be 18+, bonus points if your tall uwu <3, please kindly leave your messages and intro about yourself!

How to Contact You:

Discord: Minxie Bear#4352

Insta: @minxie_bear

Tumblr: @minxiebear

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Nara

hey big momma, the source of lenoir’s pocket money🤑🤍 i love ur money…. NO I MEAN i love u ehehhe i love u to the moon and mercury and venus and earth and mars and jupiter and neptune and saturn and even pluto and baaack. i love u that much indeed, believe me. i love ur dirty jokes yeaaah that kind of joke ya know😏 i love the sassy side of u toooo when u were going thru ur h0e phase lol i don’t support a cheater but i love the energy u had back then😆 and i love everything about u even ur scars🥺 tbh u’re in the category of the most patient person i’ve ever known. because u often gave ur all to other people and when they didn’t do the same as u did, u just close ur eyes and forgive them with that big heart of urs. and as we all know it’s not an easy thing to do yet u still won’t hold grudge againts them.

but let me ask u these; how was ur days lately? how are u doing? how are u feeling? are u okay? i know it’s hard ya? to living in a world where we feel obligated to put on a smile everyday. where we tell ourselves just to push through, to go about our daily routine with no worries then go home to cry ourselves to sleep at night. i know it’s hard for u and ofc there’s been days where u’ve said u were fine, days u’ve pretended everything was okay until someone asked u if u were okay and that question unleashed the tears u tried so hard to hold back. but don’t u worry nar, u’re not alone, and u have rights to feel that way. it’s okay to not be okay, it’s okay to feel down and sad, but it’s also okay to talk about it. it’s okay to tell them u’ve hit a rough patch and you need someone to talk to because a good friend will be there. it’s okay to feel your emotions because every emotion is valid. u’re allowed to have bad days. u’re allowed to have lonely days. u’re allowed to be sad after a breakup. and the most important is u’re allowed to cry.

nara, u have to stop trying to earn self-worth from someone else’s eyes, because no one will see us as well as ourselves, so don’t let them define ur own self-worth. stop letting other people change the way u see urself. stop taking their shit. stop settling for crumbs. demand what u know u are worth and go after it, and if people don’t treat u the way u deserve to be treated, let them go. why would u ever lower ur standards for someone on their own narcissistic power trip who is trying to make u to accept less than? nobody wants to be less than. nobody wants mediocrity. and if u believe that u are worth more than that, then u damn well better not settle for it. remember that. i love u.

[stacie brynn’s soliloquy: about nara]

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1-100 boo

1. How long have you had a Tumblr?since 2012

2. Describe your first kiss, who was it with, what was it like, where was it etc?hard pass see ya

3. What’s your biggest regret? I know we all say we don’t regret things but obviously it’s how we learn, from our mistakes. So what’s something from your past you wished you could have changed?i don’t know what my biggest regret would be but i do regret taking acid last august cuz i went to hell and i think it permanently changed me

5. Favorite Songs at the moment?well my april playlist consists of chanel x frank ocean, overtime x bryson tiller, for however long x bryson tiller, reminder x the weeknd, deathgrip x fit for a king which are all songs i’ve been loving nonstop

5. What is the craziest thing that you have ever done?idk if this is crazy but once i took three klonopin then did coke

6. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?probably all of 2016 if i could remember it

7. Do you have any scars and if so, how did you get them?they’re all self-harm scars

8. Where would you like to be in 10 years?somewhere warm and rainy with a big dog and a family working at a job i love making decent money

9. What are your views on drugs and alcohol?don’t use them as a source of comfort. that’s a huuuge trap. recreationally they’re fun tho

10. What are your views on religion?i wish i could believe it! i really wish i could cuz it would be nice to have moments of crisis and feel comfort in knowing an otherworldly force is going to take care of me thru it

11. Have you ever thought about ending your own life? If so, why?yeah of course. i guess i just knew that all i did was hurt people and i had to get rid of that energy from the earth. i feel better now tho

12. Write 5 facts people might not know about you.i can never do these things bc there’s not much that people don’t know abt me. my life is an open book for allll to see

13. last really important text you got?i don’t think i’ve been texted abt anything super important recently. usually my texts are j “wyd”

14. Can you let go?for the most part!! i don’t like holding grudges

15. Discuss your first love.i’ve never had a first love and i am sooo coo on that

16. Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up. Explain why each song is on there.i don’t have an ipod i use anymore which is sad

17. Name somewhere you’d like to move or visit.i’d LOVE to visit greece but i’ll totally move to oregon

19. What are your views on mainstream music?no hate, i find shit i like in mainstream music all the time. tbh i have no clue what’s playing on the radio rn tho. if you turned it on i would not recognize like any songs which is weird asf

18. Are you currently missing someone?meg and allison for sure

19. At what age do you think people should have sex?prolly high school idk im no expert

20. What are your highs and lows of this past year?highs - got to meet so many amazing people (most notably, jake hazen), saw the story so far FINALLY, got closer w daniella, reconnected w taylor, got a job i love, etclows - lost two friends to tragedy, got addicted to klonopin/benzos, got hospitalized, completely lost all sense of self

21. What are your strongest beliefs?i believe that waterfalls are the prettiest part of nature and sunshowers are the coolest thing ever. if i were a weather phenomena i’d wanna be a sunshower

22. Who are you closest to in your family?probably my mom, kind of my brother

23. How important do you think education is?extremely!!! education opens doors for a person and i’m not even speaking on higher education i just mean in general. taking care of your intellect is really important to me!! i wish i was still learning!!

24. What’s one of your favorite shows?that 70s show is damn near my favorite show of all time

25. How have you changed in the past 2 years?ohhh boyyyy immensely i don’t think i’m even half the person i used to be but i’m okay

26. Name 5 people who are famous who you find attractive.zayn malik, frank ocean, asap rocky, tyler the creator, fucking david beckham

27. Name your favorite movie and what it’s about.tarzan bitcchhhh its abt a lil dude whose parents shipwrecked by a jungle, made a treehouse, then died and he survived and was taken in by a sympathetic gorilla whose husband is like the leader of the pack and rejects tarzan from the jump then these ppl from england come and one of them has a dark agenda that they don’t know abt. it’s lit

28. Who is someone who fascinates you and why?this is a weirdo thing but @sunsets-n–graveyards cuz she is the human embodiment of the word cool and i don’t know if i would believe any negative thing anybody had to say abt her

29. What kind of person attracts you?like who am i attracted to? or what kind of friends do i attract? im attracted to dudes w neck tattoos and nice hands or dudes that assume a kind of powerful vibe. i attract friends who are cool and funny and beautiful

30. What’s a problem that you have recently had or are currently having?i only had a little bit of bud left and i smoked it all yesserday so im gonna need to re-up

31. Name something that you miss.warped tour

32. Share 5 goals you want completed in the next 30 days.- quit smoking- work out details of the house we potentially getting- buy a dab pen and a puck- clean my fucking roooommmm- get an oil change lmao

33. What’s been the highlight of your month and the lowest point? this month has gone right past me i don’t even know if it was important enough to have highs and lows

34. What’s something that you’ve done in the past that you would never do again?take an adderall and three ritalin at night time

35. What is you’re biggest insecurity & why?my hands cuz they ugly

36. What were the last 3 songs you listened to and what did they mean to you?i have nooo clue what they were i don’t even remember what playlist i was in

37. Do you have a toy that’s really special to you and if so what is it, how did you get it etc?not anymore but i had a doll that i got when i was a wee lad and i used to care for that bitch more than i’ve ever cared for anything

38. Have you lost anyone close to you to death? not that close but close enough

39. What is your purpose in life?to improve. to improve myself, to improve the lives of others, to improve the world around me

40. When was the last time you cried and what was it over?i could not tell you the last time i cried. it was probably over sister wives

41. If you got to spend an entire day with your favourite celebrity what would you guys do? smoke down, stare into each other’s eyes, get married

42. If you could only listen to one artist for the rest of your life, who would you choose and why?either tame impala or frank ocean. both beautiful vibes. frank has incredible imagery in his music and it always takes me to a place that i’d much rather be

43. What are 3 traits that you like about yourself and what are three that you dislike about yourself? Personality wise.i like that i’m funny as fuck, generally pretty compassionate abt my friends like i try hard to reach out when i can, and how little i care abt how i look cuz that takes so much effort. i dislike that i’m selfish, obsessive, and dissociative at the worst times

44. Can you cook? If so what are your favorite dishes to make? uhhhh nope

45. What was the last decision you regretted making?couldn’t tell you i’m pretty sound in my decisions

46. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?nope i’ve seen people make that mistake then never again. it doesn’t always speak on the character of the person but if it were to happen to me i would definitely be wary moving forward

47. Do you ever wish you were famous?only when i wanna tweet some dumb shit and get helllllaaaa interactions

48. What’s the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to YOU? Or something that’s hurt you above anything else and why?no one’s been mean to me in a long long time so i have no clue

50. What mark would you want to leave on this world after you are gone?i just wanna be a light source in somebody’s life. like i just wanna be remembered as a light

51. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?only lipo and not for very long

52. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?nope that sounds like a bad idea

53. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?yeah in third grade i believe cuz i thought being tough like that was cool

54. What’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?one time dani copped me sounds good feels good which was so romantic

55. What is one of your favorite memories?going to taylor’s w ash and smoking blunts on the roof and going to a cute little ice cream shop and the grocery store and buying hella beer then going to dan’s and smoking down more then going back to taylor’s, smoking another blunt, then passing out watching monster’s inc. perfect fucking day

58. What’s the nicest present you’ve ever received?a painting that says “keep calm and beckah on” from taylor. that was so fucking nice

59. Have you ever had your heart broken?not romantically, but yeah

60. Have you ever wanted to change anything about your life? If so, what?definitely i’d like to change the numbers in my back account and the car i drive and the state in which i live. i’m trying to be rich, driving a new car, living in michigan

61. What is something you feel like you are really good at? steering wheel drumming

62. What are your top 5 favourite all time songs by your favourite artist?the moment, reality in motion, runway houses city clouds, the less i know the better, disciples

65. What’s one thing someone has done for you that was really small but made a huge impact?dylan has pumped my gas many many times when i was too high

66. What do you do when you can’t sleep?cry a lot, toss and turn til i’m sweaty, cry some more

68. If you could change 3 things within your government, what would they be and why?this is a question for someone else

69. What’s your favourite holiday and why?fourth of july mf it’s a beautiful holiday. fireworks, cooking out, warm weather, like come on bro it’s fire

70. What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you? Even if it’s TINY like holding a door open for you, something that you remember even though they were a complete stranger.idk a couple days ago a gurl yelled hey at me from her car and that was nice i suppose

71. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?mordecai from regular show

72. What’s the first song that comes to your mind while reading this and why?reality in motion x tame impala is stuck in my head bc of that previous question

74. What would you like to be the first dance song at your wedding?i have no clue i’ve genuinely been thinking abt this question allllll day and can’t figure it out

75. Have you ever been told you look like a famous person, if so, who?amy schumer 🙄

76. What’s one thing you can not live without?idk bro probably your mom?

77. What is the most selfless thing you have ever done for someone?i have no idea someone else would have to tell me

78. Are you a girly girl?no hahahaha this is funny

79. What color is your bed?uhhh my mattress is white if thats what youre asking

80. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?i have no real hair preference hahaha

81. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?hellllll no i have no time for that

82. Do you have a best friend?three! shouts out dani, ash, and t-dizzle

82. What song makes you cry the most?perth x bon iver or only time x enya hahahaha

83. What’s the funniest film you’ve ever seen?good burger obviously

84. What’s something crazy that you’ve always wanted to do?i have no crazy ambitions i am a very scared cautious person

85. Has anything ever happened to you that you just can’t forgive?i don’t think so. i’ve lived a fairly above average life as far as i remember

86. Ever been really drunk?yeah it sucked i hate being drunk

87. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?hahahahahahahahahaha no

89. Have you ever felt ashamed about something? If so what was it & why? my whole life is just huge waves of guilt and shame

90. Do you keep a journal? If so what mostly goes in it? Random thoughts, feelings, stories?
when i do journal i write abt my day and then it turns into a life update filled w random thoughts and feelings

91. Do you like somebody?not romantically but i do have huge platonic crushes on a lot of people

92. Craziest shit ever done?ion do crazy shit!!! my memoir is going to be so lame!!!

93. What’s the saddest story/one that’s touched you the most that you’ve ever heard on the news?sandy hook fucked me up for a little bit when i heard abt it

94. If you were told you were going to have 3 daughters, what would you want to name them?navy, hazel, and alexis

95. Do you have a middle name and if so, what is it?i do and it’s jill but i used to tell people it was jeezus and that my parents were weirdo hippies

96. Are you in a relationship?yes its been seven years and im so in love

97. Do you enjoy drama?i love watching it but i’d rather die than be a part of it

98. Are you a virgin?yeah boiiii aint nobody touchin me

99. Are you short or tall?i’m average

100. Do you have siblings? If so, what are their names and how old are they? i’ve got a brother named maxwell and he’s 18 and going further in life than i can even imagine

thanks kind stranger see u at ur house later im gonna beat you up