#big cats ilu

[ilmarisart]

Another hroth WOL commission!

commission info!

[ahogedetective]

(drops this in your inbox) this is how i imagine seiichi and mizuki--

JKNKFDJNFKDDFKJNKJ !!!!! OMGGGG I LOVE ITTT, AAAAHHHH!!!! 💖💖💖💖 THIS IS SOOO CUTE, I MEGA WUV!!! BEST MORNING SURPRISE EVER!!! YES, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THEM, OKAY!!! THE THEM!!!!

YES MIZUKI, SHOVE HIS SWEATY ASS IN THE SHOWER SO HE FINALLY SHUTS THE FUCK UP ❗❗❗

[planet4546b]

aqua youre going to the world of darkness put on the damn. cat ears

[totheblood]

Hi, can you do hc’s of ellie having a crush on/dating a friendly and outgoing girl ❤️

a/n: hey, im taking time today to get to my inbox and write for ellie my beloved… i feel a lot more confident now given that i am just ab finished with part one of the game but still, reserving my time for writing! so send requests, i have a few but still 🫣 anyways, thank u anon ilu

ellie is such an ambivert so whenever she’s around someone more introverted she’s determined to pull them out of their shell, but when she’s around you, an obvious extrovert, she can feel herself drawing inwards

she first noticed you on her first day in jackson and found herself dumbstruck as she watched you tell what seemed like an interesting story to a group of people your age. they all seemed so entranced, and ellie couldn’t lie, she was too.

she felt like such a stalker after that day, writing down your name in her journal with small doodles of your face and side profile. the way you so effortlessly drew people in, how you made everyone feel welcome and included, everything about you left her in a daze.

quickly after arriving she fell in with dina and her group of friends so she would find herself sneaking out at night to drink and play games in dina’s basement.

to her suprise, you were there. not to her suprise, you were there with a guy, and whatever hope she had of ever being with you was crushed. you didn’t even look like you liked the guy, she thought, as she watched you subtly push his hand away from your face.

later that night ellie cornered dina to ask her about you, the one drink in her system showing itself suddenly.

“what do you know about yn?”

dina snorted. “what, do you have a crush on her?” it was meant to be a joke, at this point ellie had not made it clear that she was into girls, but when dina saw the way her face faltered she completely changed her tune.

“oh shit, you do!”

“shut up, i do not.”

“well, get in line.”

“you have a cr-?” ellie was confused.

“what?! no, but practically every guy here does, she never pays them any mind though.” she said gesturing to you, again as you looked completely uninterested in the guy in front of you.

“oh.” was all ellie could say.

from that day on she interacted with you infrequently, occasionally having short conversations with you during class where her cheeks would burn a bright red whenever you laughed

plus, her crush went away for a while when she had a fling with cat. but as soon as that was over she was right back to stealing glances at you at community events

so here she was, harboring a four year crush on someone who didn’t even know who she was, it felt pathetic

it all came to a head when she started getting assignments around the town and was paired with you in the stables

she was shocked when you greeted her with a wide smile on your face

“hey! ellie, right?”

“yeah,” ellie let out a breathless laugh “you know my name?”

“town’s not that big, ellie.” you laughed as you watched her cheeks grow red like they always did when she spoke to you

since you could talk to a brick wall it was no shocker that you and ellie talked throughout your entire assignment

everytime elle would make you laugh she would feel so accomplished even though a part of her knew you were just being nice

after that day ellie practically begged maria to put her on the stables with you, even going as far as to say she would take two assignments a day if she just got to do the one with you

you were so good at making her feel comfortable, and a part of her felt like you were flirting with her half the time, but her insecurities got the best of her

soon enough you were inviting ellie everywhere… to secret parties, to show her a flower you found growing behind the stables, and even just to get a sandwich with you at the tipsy bison

ellie knew that you were nowhere close to hers but she couldn’t help but get jealous when she would see how well you interacted with others… she knew it was your nature but it still burned

whenever she would see you laugh a little too hard at a joke she wanted to turn around and throw up, but she didn’t… the sound of your laughter was peace enough

one night she decided to walk you home and after she had finished saying good bye you reached up and kissed her

she was so dumbstruck that she just stared at you, and how beautiful your eyes looked with the snow catching on your eyelashes. she was so wrapped up in your beauty and by the taste of your lips still on hers that she didn’t even recognize the horror that was painted so clearly over your face

“shit.. ellie i am so sorry, i don’t know why i did that. i thought there was something between us but i so clearly misread that and i shouldn’t have assumed just because of cat that you would like me. god i feel so dumb especially since this has happened to me where people think just because i’m nice to them they can kiss me or something but i should have nev-“

you were cut off by ellie pressing her lips to yours again, her hand gripping the back of your head

you couldn’t tell how long you had been kissing but when she pulled away her lips were swollen and you were dizzy

“you didn’t misread anything.”

“obviously.” you laughed.

after that the little invites you gave ellie began to feel more and more like dates, especially since they almost always ended with your hands down her pants

when you became official, ellie knew she had to find a way to be secure with you

she knew you wouldn’t do anything to hurt her, but it wasn’t you she didn’t trust. it was the people who often took advantage your kindness

so she would be extremely protective over you, everytime you two were at a party together she would have her arm wrapped around your waist, her fingers brushing the top of your hip

she would occasionally pull you in for a sloppy kiss whenever she would notice someone staring at you for too long. even though she hated PDA she felt it was necessary when being with you so people knew exactly who you were with

even though it made her nervous she would never ask you to change. it was just who you were and it was one of the things that made her fall for you in the first place.

whenever you would get antsy at a party because you wanted to go and talk to large groups of people she would gently push you towards them with a “go fly, my little social butterfly.”

she was more than happy to take a backseat and watch you thrive

[nineherbscharm]

🐇 narnhlessi Follow

honestly sometimes i think about what my life would be like in the old efrafa....it was so safe from elil and everybody had a place, id probably have a couple litters of kittens by now with an owsla captain and a cute little near hind mark......but now everybody silflays whenever and there's no owslafa and the owsla are woke and let anybody get away with anything. it wouldnt be like this under woundwort.

🌼 g0ldenr0d Follow

they literally didn't let you pass hraka when you needed to what are you on about

🍂 cabbagestealer Follow

traddoes are wild

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☘️ morningsilflay Follow

i found a secret spot with a bunch of flayrah and told my friend about it and he went to the owsla because he thought he'd get promoted for it but instead the owsla just took over the spot. it would be funny if i hadn't lost my secret clover spot!!!!!!!!

🌑 inledoe Follow

wheres the spot

☘️ morningsilflay Follow

no!!!!!!

🌾mousesfriend Follow

tell us the flayrah spot op

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🐰 fud0eshi Follow

omg you guys did you know there are a bunch of secret stories about el-ahrairah and rabscuttle? and in these secret stories they're in love with each other? like there's literally one where prince rainbow tries to trick el-ahrairah with a doe but he chooses rabscuttle instead <3 <3 but oooof course nobody tells these stories, i wonder why

🥬 robinhain Follow

Hi! El-ahrairah expert here. While there are cases of queer lapine history being suppressed, these stories probably are either specific to one or two warrens (and therefore unlikely to be true), or outright fabrications. We have to remember that many stories about more recent heroic rabbits are told as El-ahrairah stories, and that rabbits, even the ones you might agree with, are prone to using El-ahrairah to make a particular point. Generally, we know if a story is really about El-ahrairah based on how widespread it is---the doe story above isn't even connected to a warren, but a hutch. If you're interested in a cool queer rabbit from history, might I suggest Anemone-rah?

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🌅 springclover Follow

okay we're settling this. lettuce or cabbage?

lettuce 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%

cabbage 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%

🐇 thetthuthlay Follow

#cabbagesweep

🌱 alderroo Follow

what about garlic????????

🌅 springclover Follow

poll cancelled because what the fuck.

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🌾mousesfriend Follow

reminder!!! all hutch rabbits are valid!!! if you choose to keep living in a hutch because your family and friends are there that's awesome!!! if you choose to stay in the hutch because it's safer and you get garden food you rock!!! if you like being pet by humans you're so cool!! and if you leave the hutch to join a warren or be a hlessi that's so valid and i'm proud of you for making such a big choice!! hutch rabbits ilu never let somebody get you down for it <3

🐇 narnhlessi Follow

see this is how far we've fallen. living in a hutch is unnatural and completely degrades all of your instincts. have you ever heard a hutch rabbit speaking proper lapine? no, you haven't, they're better at talking to cats. they stink like humans, too, and all the cabbage in the world wouldn't make me live in a hutch. but hutch rabbits that leave to join warrens are so much worse, and drag the entire warren down with them. all your "hutch rabbit positivity" posts don't mean hraka when they bring us dogs and white blindness.

🌾mousesfriend Follow

oh so now the woundwort defender is going to preach to us about why living in a hutch is bad

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[undercoverpan]

The Na'vi, teal in colour and ocean wave-like in stripes, laid as quietly and softly as she could on the floor.

Tsireya was careful to keep her hair back and the curious swishing of her tail to a minimum. She resembled a cat getting ready to pounce at the moment, with her hands tucked beneath her chin and eyes wide. She watched the small form sleeping in front of her intently.

Well, small isn't really accurate, now is it? No, this little babe was tiny, miniscule, barely the size of her palm.

So this was a human baby, hm? It's so….so….

Tiny! Adorable! Her heart melted as she adjusted the small blanket around them, their little hands clasped around something called a teddy bear.

Her ears flicked as she heard footsteps. She snapped her head back, looking at the doorway to reveal her brother. Just as he was about to open his mouth, she shot him a mean glare, as if to tell him to shut up. He huffs and rolls his eyes, walking in with light and careful steps. As he stands over her and the baby, he pulls his hand up to his chest, signing; 'You're still watching that thing? We have chores.'

She turned away. 'This is my chore. Someone must watch over them, they are too small and fragile to be left alone.'

He crouches down beside her. There is such disinterest in his eyes as he looks over at the small, pink creature. 'Get someone else to do it' frustration leaks from his voice.

The baby whimpers, sounding like they might cry.

'Oh Eywa, they are so whiny.' He signs, and Tsireya ignores him in favour of picking up the babe as they switch to wailing. She is careful, painfully careful as she rocks them back and forth. The swaying doesn't do much to calm them.

"Make it shut up!" He urges, pointing his finger at the baby's crying face. He scowls, until the baby wraps its teeny little fingers around his one finger. His one finger is a little bigger than their arm, but the single gesture softens his entire expression. They slowly quiet, inspecting the big blue appendage in their little grasp.

"They like you?" She asked confusedly, and Aonung shot her a look. They spend the rest of their time watching the baby play with his finger, going so far as to put it in their mouth, covering it in baby drool.

_____

"Ma Aonung, please." His father says, exasperated. "The baby cannot do that."

Aonung and Tsireya are currently trying to get the baby to hold the smallest spear he's ever seen as they both hold them on top of an ilu. "But dad, look at them!" He says, holding up the baby who laughs and giggles as they play with the toy spear. "They want to be a mighty warrior like me!"

He sighs.

_____

"My love, what is this?" Asks Ronal as she sees her husband and children outside. Tonowari has hands wrapped carefully around the baby's hands, guiding their spear towards a small fish. Aonung and Tsireya are on either side of them, holding their little body steady. Tonowari blinks owlishly at her.

"They want to be a mighty warrior like Aonung."

____

Yes hi hi!!! Small story abt an avatar oc!! They are just a little baby here tho <3<3

[stocious]

tag game wednesday

thank you for tagging me @michellemisfit, @creepkinginc, @energievie, @jrooc, @blue-disco-lights and @suzy-queued! 🖤

name: kaka laka jaka akak (thanks sky)

age: [bites you]

location (globally): i am the north. (also winter is coming, midsummer has passed)

location (physically): at my kitchen table aka my desk.

favourite Food to Eat: hamburgers probably.

favourite food to cook: there is no cooking in this house.

will you be attending @too-schoolforcool’s ☀️ Kitchen Shenanigans🍴with Cherry on the 6th july? i don't think so. there's a festival in town, sorry friends 🫂

what’s your zodiac: aries baby.

will you be attending @heymacy’s ☀️ Astrology 101: More Than Just Your Sun Sign ☀️ lecture on the 13th july? i wrote it in big bold letters in my calendar and you can pry my attendance outta my cold dead hands. yes, in other words.

(check @gallavich-fic-club’s lesson plan for details here)

now let predictive text complete each sentence for you after the 💭

my age is 💭 in my life. (sure. it ain't wrong)

my favourite animal is 💭 the cat. (valid.)

i love to cook 💭 with my family. (i do not, in fact.)

i love to eat 💭 and eat with my family. (boy we be chompin')

i have a lot of ideas about 💭 the game but i'm just gonna go. (ah yes, you also lost the game btw.)

i have no clue 💭 how you got this picture. (i'm inncent your honor.)

my dream career is 💭 now a reality check. (alrighty then.)

my favourite character on shameless 💭 and i am so sorry (i am not sorry.)

debbie gallagher is 💭 the best in this world. (no chef. just no.)

carl gallagher is 💭 the only person i can trust. (i'm about to die, bye.)

mandy milkovich is 💭 the only person i can remember. (an icon, your honor.)

mickey milkovich is 💭 the only person i can remember who is the best. (that is damn right phone, you know how it is)

ian gallagher is 💭 the only person that can make a differance. (he just wants to help people your honor.)

to me ian and mickey are 💭 both the best people i have met. (I MET THEM WHEN? also, yes.)

gallavich means 💭 a little more of the world to him. (to who? but valid.)

i wish anyone who reads this to 💭 understand this isn't about you. (THE ATTITUDE BYE.)

i'm feeling eepy and lazy so no tags but know ilu bye. 🖤🫂

[melodymunson]

🎶✨ When you get this, list 5 songs you listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your followers (Positivity is cool) !! 🎶✨ teehee !! ilu :3

thanks for the ask

Superman by Eminem

Fight Music by D12

Sammy Da Bull by Big Proof

Boyfriend Killer by Razakel

Cat Lady by Molly Gruesome

[rachelillustrates]

15 people, 15 questions

Got tagged by @conkers-theficwriter ilu 💗

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday.

Do you have kids? BIG NOPE. No thank you.

What sports do you play/have played? BOXING ❤

Do you use sarcasm? Yup. Mostly in person, though, not in type.

What's the first thing you notice about people? How much taller they are than me.... and then because I am bad at numbers, everyone just gets lumped into "Lots taller."

What's your eye colour? Blue.

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings.

Any talents? I know how to be kind. And I think I'm decent at drawing.

Where were you born? Niskayuna, NY, US.

What are your hobbies? Needlefelting. Creating playlists. Reading.

Do you have any pets? Yup! Sweet tortoise-shell calico kitty Leila Bean Booga Steve, etc (one cat, many names).

How tall are you? 4'10".

Favourite subjects at school? Art. I think I liked history, too? And also the Archery unit in gym class but eff every other part of gym class.

Dream job? Getting to draw and write full time, please. My own stories and pieces, not commissions. No offense to anyone who is waiting for a commission right now.

Non-obligatory tags for: ANYONE who wants to 😍

[ebbing-terror]

(@distortedkilling because i am too lazy to log in hi ilu)

Mahito's palm met Junpei face as he lazily shoved the boy aside in his approach to Lynn, clearly pleased to see her. "I got you a gift!" Make that gifts. He held out two bags then, both unmarked sacks containing... something inside.

It was pears. It was almost all pears. The problem was, he turned some humans into pear shapes as a joke. One bag was full of real pears, one was the transfigured humans. She didn't have to eat the latter, of course, not that he's stop her if she was unhinged enough to. Junpei, on the other hand, he may bully into it when she went to work tomorrow.

Junpei and Lynn were yattering away, enthralled in dissecting a horror film they just watched. To say the movie had been subpar would be too grand of a praise.

When they were just about to get the worst part- the best part- shredding into the cheap cgi effects and nonsensical plotline, Lynn's eyes flew over his shoulder, gleaming in the way they only did when that curse was near. A splash of excitement in affectionate ponds, a special smile that bloomed for one man alone- Junpei basked in the indirect warmth of it..He could almost think it was for him...

Then the rough, clammy hand of reality took him by the face, causing disgust and fear to violently squirm through his nerves. Junpei was out the way with a lumber, his hand raising to where Mahito's had been but even his own touch repulsed him in the way it mirrored Mahito's. That awful sensation stuck to his skin, seeped down to his bones and stained his memory with this dreadful, gross feeling.

The boy harshly smeared his palm over the area of contamination, welcoming the way it hurt, hoping the friction would be enough to burn away the revolt crawling through his bloodstream.

Lynn was estatic to see Mahito. His presence alone was a gift she took up in her arms, wrapping them around her lover's narrow waist as she pounced upon him, snuggling his chest like a cat who's owner had been gone far too long.

The crinkle of thick paper brought Lynn's attention to the bags Mahito held, a secondary present. Her eyes grew wide at the sight of two heaping mountains of pears, none the wiser to the prank Mahito set up and like a hungry little animal Lynn took the bait.

"Awe~! Thank you so much~!!"

She rewarded Mahito with an enthusiastic squeeze, her heart pittering so happily and foolishly in her chest. Poor thing had no idea what was coming.

She reached into the bag of pear-ified people, taking one of the 'fruits' and bringing it to her mouth without a single thought about it. She opened her mouth wide, going for a nice big bite.

Shock and confusion shot to her skull through her teeth as her fangs beared against the rubbery flesh, the following groan causing her lips to detatch from the pear with a gasp. She had nearly dropped the thing when she jolted, bapping it in the air before catching it again.

"What the hell?!"

She inspected the thing posing as a pear and upon turning it over, a hollow face was revealed.

The realization struck Lynn and she laughed at the clever trick that had been played on her, her eyes flickering up to Mahito.

"Wow~ You got me good!~"

She held the human-pear up, observing it more closely. "How long did this take..~?"

It was impressive work, he got almost every detail right. The shape, the color, the weight, everything except the consistency and taste was perfect. If it weren't for the face etched into the fruit Lynn could forget this was once a person.

Amused, morbid curiosity swirled in Lynn's eyes and she brought the pear to her mouth again, biting it just as hard as before and getting a tormtneted moan in response.

"Heh heh~" Lynn chuckled, repeating the process again, gnawing on the tough skin. The human pear had become a squeak-toy of sorts, mercilessly squeezed in Lynn's jaws, her fangs sinking in on the brink of breaking through the flesh only to let up last second all so a funny song of tired, anguished noises filled the air.

The girl kept nomming away, chewing faster or slower, softer or harder to change the pitch and frequency of the moans, making a sick instrument of the thing.

She threw a smile back to Junpei, truly amazed by Mahito's work, proudly holding the musical chew-toy for her friend to see.

"Look, Jun!! It's like a Otamatone!!!"

Junpei sighed, grinding the heel his palm against a closed eye before running his hand down his face in exasperation...Mahito had borderline tricked Lynn into committing cannibalism and she was playing along and giggling it off like it was nothing.

His brows pinched together, sending Mahito an irritated glance.

"Don't put that in your mouth..." He wearily tried to advise Lynn. But she didn't listen. As usual.

She turned away, holding the pear close to her chest, not letting Junpei take it from her.

"Don't tell me what I can and can't put in my mouth!"

Only Mahito had that right.

It was hopeless and Junpei was so, so tired...But the line had to be drawn somewhere...It didn't help that Mahito kept erasing the borders and letting Lynn run amok...

"Come on, seriously...You're basically chewing on a corpse..." Not that he gave a shit about the victim in her hands, he was just preturbed by what Lynn was doing with it...It was just gross.

"But it's fun!" Lynn argued too flippantly leaving Junpei to stew in how powerless he was to stop this from happening...

"Hey, Guess the song!~"

With that Lynn was munching again, forcing the pear to strangle out noises matching the catchy tune in her head, providing a distorted cover brimming with woe.

Junpei could relate to the transfigured pear a little too much...He was sure if his soul had an expression it'd match the tormented face of the fruit...He too felt gnawed on... a limbless, useless husk....

But in a twisted sense, Junpei would almost be happy to take the pear's place, having Lynn bite him like that would be a pleasant fate....

...

What the fuck was wrong with him?

Junpei kicked that invasive thought out of his head, blaming Mahito's influence for bringing such a perverse thought to his mind, always so quick to point the finger instead of looking inward and accepting his own faults.

A heavy breath dropped from Junpei's lips, conceding and trying to decipher the mess of a song...He had no say in the matter so he may as well just do what he did best...Suck it up, tolerate, and make Lynn happy.

[infinityactual]

-flops onto the ground like a drowned cat-

Sorry again for being absent, Ghostbusters still has me by the throat, but also I want to ride the wave of hyperfixation and possibly actually finish a fic. It's been easy writing since its set in a time I know and also references science I'm familiar with and love (it's as much an excuse to write sappy romance for Egon as it is for me to scream about nuclear engineering, physics, chemistry and electromagnetism), which means it's also been a good distraction for the general fuckery of life.

More detail under the cut, but otherwise I'm still alive and will keep sharing stuff, but idk when I'l be back with original content.

So my ADHD meds just quit working because my brain reached 'burnout' (essentially, neurochemistry compensated to the point where the beneficial effects no longer exist, all I get now is the same feeling of drinking ten shots of espresso) AND I can't get my NEW rx because of the ADHD med shortage.

Over the last 3 years, my department had become such a dumpster fire that people are jumping ship left and right. Calls are constant. We have half *or more* of the people clocked in not even doing work for my department, they're doing data entry for the auto segment. We are constantly being asked for voluntary overtime and whenever there is A Regular Storm, our workforce is so small that we get inundated and have to do MANDATORY overtime. And we're *downsizing* in 2023.

I am currently seeking other employment, to put it mildly. I am so burnt the fuck out.

So for now I've just been leaning into my current hyperfixation with my *other* quiet blorbo of Polish descent who will maul you if you insult his family and friends. If you want to follow the madness, I've been periodically posting over on @one-big-twinkie and updating my fic there.

ilu guys, I'll be back with stuff someday lol.

[dear-mrs-otome]

For ikemen villiand obviously they're villains lol but what are they villains of?

Hey Nonny, they're cursed from birth as villains and uh...villainous objects from various fairytales and stories. As I keep saying, Cybird looked at Twisted Wonderland and said, why does Disney get to have all the fun?

William Rex - The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland (if she had a lovechild with Lestat I guess)

Harrison Gray - Fox (from idk what....Aesop's fables? Grimm? Lots of naughty foxes there)

Liam Evans - Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland (Loki 2.0)

Elbert Greetia - Evil Queen from Snow White (boy can't wait to moan that name out in bed)

Alfons Sylvatica - Magic Mirror from Snow White (I'm eying you sir why the pestilent name???)

Roger Barel - The Huntsman from Snow White (ilu Roger but Chris Hemsworth left you big shoes to fill)

Jude Jazza - The 13th Fairy from Sleeping Beauty (Jude wins for Best Stripper Name)

Ellis Twilight - Thorns from Sleeping Beauty (imagine having to introduce yourself as that at the Thursday night Villain Support Group)

Victor - ?????

Feel free to poke around on the website for more about them <3

[thorniest-rose]

7, 8, & 13 for the steddie game 😘 (and bonus 17. when will my beloved dumb bunny return home from the war)

eeeeeep wyn ilu thank you so much for all the asks!!! ❤❤❤

7. Which one hogs the covers when they sleep?

omg okay so I think Steve hogs the covers because growing up he'd always cry himself to sleep after another day home alone and he'd only get to sleep if he was hugging one of his plushies or a pillow, so he tends to still do that because he likes to feel warm and protected. He nests!!! Eddie is the big spoon and cuddles up behind him. Sometimes though the covers just wind up on the floor or tangled up around their legs as Eddie starfishes himself across the mattress, and they wind up clinging to each other as they sleep. They can't get enough of each other even when they're unconscious!!

8. Favorite Steddie Headcanon you’ve read or written?

Completely off the top of my head: one of my favourite headcanons recently is that Eddie's Appalachian and that Steve finds it really sexy. I'm not sure who first came up with the idea because I've seen a few different fics and tumblr posts about it, but I just love it and think it really suits Eddie. It's also creeping into all my fics now, that when Eddie's comfortable around Steve and it's just the two of them his voice slips into this slow, syrupy drawl and he calls Steve things like "sugar" and "darlin" and the sound of it runs up Steve's spine like cat claws and turns him on so much he's practically in Eddie's lap the entire time he's doing it.

13. If they went on vacation or traveled somewhere, where would it be?

Oh I love the idea of them going abroad, but they'd have to save up for ages to afford it, so in the meantime they drive to California because Steve wants to go to the beach and get some sun and Eddie wants to visit LA and San Francisco. They do go to the beach and Steve looks so gorgeous in his tiny little trunks with his smooth, buttery bronzed skin, caramel brown hair all rumpled and pushed out of his eyes with a pair of sunglasses. And Eddie might be as white as a sheet and burning lobster red because he never tans, but it's worth it for getting to watch Steve stretched out on his towel sunbathing and emerging from the water like some beautiful merman. He snaps endless polaroids of Steve the whole time and when they're alone licks all the sea salt from his chest.

Then when they're in the city, Eddie gets to visit all the record stores and shops around for a new guitar and amp and they both go to thrift stores and get ice cream and in the evenings they go to gigs for bands Eddie wants to see. Eddie then finds gay bars for them to go to, which makes Steve feel shy at first because he has huge imposter syndrome. But he quickly winds up loving it because it feels so amazing to be around other people like them, and where they don't have to pretend to be just friends, but can be openly affectionate and kiss and hold hands, and Steve gets so revved up the first time Eddie introduces Steve as his boyfriend that they wind up fucking in the bathroom. Also because they spend the whole night fending off other men as they both get hit on so much, and they both feel so jealous and possessive that all they can do is fuck to get it out of their systems so they can enjoy the rest of the night. Plus they go to some insane sex shops where Eddie's like a kid in a candy store, dragging Steve around to look at flavoured lubes, butt plugs, high quality handcuffs and collars, half-shouting WE HAVE TO BUY EVERYTHING.

17. When will my beloved dumb bunny return home from the war?

scream I promise it will be back!!! I just need to post my big dick Eddie, jailbait Steve, and service mouth Steve fics first dhdhdhs 🤭

[emry-stars]

Got tagged by @leedee013 and @sade-of-spades for a "people you'd like to get to know better" so I figured I should actually do it for once 😅 ilu two

Last song I listened to: Dear Wormwood - The Oh Hellos bc I put on a playlist of their music and just let it go (big fan of the oh hellos)

Favorite color: ohhh it depends on the context but I love light teal or mustard yellow

Currently watching: I listen to random stuff YouTube recommends me bc for some reason I cannot shake this paralysis around watching/reading new media 😭

Sweet/savory/spicy: hmmmmm sweet usually

Relationship status: single, livin my best life w/ my cat

Current obsession: guess. Kidding it's aftg and my ocs

Last thing I googled: a chart of the kinds of betta fish fins for mer art purposes 💕

The thing that keeps me from doing these tag games is that I never know who to tag so I'm gonna just do what I can, and if you read this and want to do it you can say I tagged you, just tag meeee pls we can be friends

[usagimen]

MUSE AESTHETICS: HORROR EDITION.

bold whatever applies | italics what sometimes applies [ both if it's perfect for your muse ] | strikethrough what doesn't apply & tag people. repost; don’t reblog!

TAGGED BY: @achroanimus, ty!!! ilu 💕💕💕 TAGGING: @sasorikigai, @waterdepths

CLASSIC.

black and white. powder puffs. red lipstick. winged eyeliner. white kitten heels. black lace lingerie. icy blue eyes. rain. abandoned cars. skeletons. acid. poison. voyeurism. switchblades. strangling. overcoats. looking over your shoulder. trans-atlantic accents. private detectives. dinner parties. haunted mansions. cobwebs. perfect blonde curls. kitchen knives. shock. cellars. dust. ghosts. dark alleys. empty streets. horn-rimmed glasses. radiation. zombies. serial murder. suspicion. the city. witches. the devil. cannibalism. conspiracies. amulets. abject terror. the American South. the American Northeast. England. analog cameras.

CRYPTID & URBAN LEGEND.

aliens. blinding light. dark woods. driving at night. claw marks. bite marks. men in black. memory loss. dismembered bodies. sewers. flashlights. cell phones. video cameras. cars with tinted windows. unlabeled cassette tapes. bugs. big cities. urban crimes. clowns. something rustling outside your window. glowing light. unsolved mysteries. suburbia. mirrors. the american pacific northwest. the american midwest. hiking. backpacking.

GOTHIC.

gaslights. corsets. ballrooms. candlelight. mist. starless nights. full moons. cobbled streets. horse-drawn carriages. mysterious strangers. bogs. moors. forests. mountains. castles. velvet. silver. brass. gold. jewels. domino masks. the opera. dangerous romances. tragic romances. violins. roses. lilies. empty graves. crosses. cemeteries. snow. ice. the gallows. crows. milk-white skin. ambiguous illness. fangs. pointed nails. something howling in the night. capes. gloves. top hats. straight razors. lightning. pipe organs. underground caverns. bats. mice. rats. ravens. cats. pearls. attics. talismans. axes. wood. isolation in a room full of people. vampires. werewolves. ghosts. coffins. western europe. eastern europe. bones. churches. catacombs. mausoleums. books. stitches.

PARANORMAL.

malevolent spirits. seances. spells. missing bodies. hidden graves. white noise. static. flickering lights. rings of salt. demons. poltergeists. dark histories. old buildings. cold air. wells. urban exploration. a dog barking at unseen things. iconoclasm. black ooze. old photographs. dark bodies of water. crucifixes. priests. possession. exorcisms. dolls.

SLASHER.

bloodbaths. massacres. wanton nudity. newspapers. leather jackets. letterman jackets. converse sneakers. obscured faces. social unrest. bonfires. lakes. babysitters. high school. lockers. dead leaves in the fall. jack-o’-lanterns. passing shadows. outdated television sets. nightmares. psychiatrists. hospitals. unstoppable forces. gunfire. police. landline telephones. improvised weapons. halloween. secrets. revelations. cut wires. character masks. scrunchies. wild curls. jeering children. parties. fire. swearing. revulsion. california. the american midwest. ambulances.

THRILLER.

daylight. fluorescent lighting. morgues. unwavering eye contact. tension. lit rooms. empty rooms. killer in plain sight. a dog digging in the newly-planted flower bed. steely gazes. paperwork. anagrams. codes. convicted killers. missing persons. law enforcement. federal agents. small towns. paranoia. subdued terror. dimly-lit parking lots. a noise in the distance

[hibanaraikou]

MUSE AESTHETICS: HORROR EDITION.

bold whatever applies | italics what sometimes applies [ both if it's perfect for your muse ] | strikethrough what doesn't apply & tag people. repost; don’t reblog!

TAGGED BY: @jinjahime (ilu) TAGGING: @huntiburon & you !

CLASSIC.

black and white. powder puffs. red lipstick. winged eyeliner. white kitten heels. black lace lingerie. icy blue eyes. rain. abandoned cars. skeletons. acid. poison. voyeurism. switchblades. strangling. overcoats. looking over your shoulder. trans-atlantic accents. private detectives. dinner parties. haunted mansions. cobwebs. perfect blonde curls. kitchen knives. shock. cellars. dust. ghosts. dark alleys. empty streets. horn-rimmed glasses. radiation. zombies. serial murder. suspicion. the city. witches. the devil. cannibalism. conspiracies. amulets. abject terror. the American South. the American Northeast. England. analog cameras.

CRYPTID & URBAN LEGEND.

aliens. blinding light. dark woods. driving at night. claw marks. bite marks. men in black. memory loss. dismembered bodies. sewers. flashlights. cell phones. video cameras. cars with tinted windows. unlabeled cassette tapes. bugs. big cities. urban crimes. clowns. something rustling outside your window. glowing light. unsolved mysteries. suburbia. mirrors. the american pacific northwest. the american midwest. hiking. backpacking.

GOTHIC.

gaslights. corsets. ballrooms. candlelight. mist. starless nights. full moons. cobbled streets. horse-drawn carriages. mysterious strangers. bogs. moors. forests. mountains. castles. velvet. silver. brass. gold. jewels. domino masks. the opera. dangerous romances. tragic romances. violins. roses. lilies. empty graves. crosses. cemeteries. snow. ice. the gallows. crows. milk-white skin. ambiguous illness. fangs. pointed nails. something howling in the night. capes. gloves. top hats. straight razors. lightning. pipe organs. underground caverns. bats. mice. rats. ravens. cats. pearls. attics. talismans. axes. wood. isolation in a room full of people. vampires. werewolves. ghosts. coffins. western europe. eastern europe. bones. churches. catacombs. mausoleums. books. stitches.

PARANORMAL.

malevolent spirits. seances. spells. missing bodies. hidden graves. white noise. static. flickering lights. rings of salt. demons. poltergeists. dark histories. old buildings. cold air. wells. urban exploration. a dog barking at unseen things. iconoclasm. black ooze. old photographs. dark bodies of water. crucifixes. priests. possession. exorcisms. dolls.

SLASHER.

bloodbaths. massacres. wanton nudity. newspapers. leather jackets. letterman jackets. converse sneakers. obscured faces. social unrest. bonfires. lakes. babysitters. high school. lockers. dead leaves in the fall. jack-o’-lanterns. passing shadows. outdated television sets. nightmares. psychiatrists. hospitals. unstoppable forces. gunfire. police. landline telephones. improvised weapons. halloween. secrets. revelations. cut wires. character masks. scrunchies. wild curls. jeering children. parties. fire. swearing. revulsion. california. the american midwest. ambulances.

THRILLER.

daylight. fluorescent lighting. morgues. unwavering eye contact. tension. lit rooms. empty rooms. killer in plain sight. a dog digging in the newly-planted flower bed. steely gazes. paperwork. anagrams. codes. convicted killers. missing persons. law enforcement. federal agents. small towns. paranoia. subdued terror. dimly-lit parking lots. a noise in the distance.