#big beefy goth man

[josiewrites]

Baptize Me, and I’ll Be Your Sin: Part 2

Part 2 baby! I remembered my House pet story, and I figured y’all needed part 2. Here’s the start of the smut.

Tag List Babes:

@writtingrose , @munsinner , @rubyred1980 , @letmebeawesome , @unlikelywrestlingfan , @rollynchwhore , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @demonqueen29 , @auburnwrites , @baysexuality , @elitehoe , @wwenhlimagines , @omg-im-such-a-masochist , @seeingstarks , @damnnhausen , @xladyxfatex , @himbos-hotline

I sucked in a breath as the door clicked open, pushing my chest out more as Buddy came through the door first. "Welcome home," I said softly, looking up into the rich dark eyes of Buddy Matthews. 

Buddy let out a growl as he pushed into the room, Brody following behind. "You're so good, kitten." His fingers quickly knotted themselves in my hair, tugging my head back. I mewled slightly at the delightful sting in my scalp as he spit into my open mouth. Without command, I swallowed it gratefully, showing him my empty mouth. 

“Buddy,” Brody’s voice drifted to us. “She cleaned for us. We should give her the same respect.” Buddy nodded, releasing my hair before kissing my forehead softly as he walked into the bathroom. Brody smiled as he opened the door to the suite adjoining ours. “Thank you, turtledove.” My heart swelled as he stepped into the next bathroom, the water running in both.

Julia stepped through the adjoining door, closing it behind her. “Where is Malakai?” I heard my voice take on the higher, softer tones of my headspace. 

“He’ll be here soon,” she said, offering me a hand. I took it, allowing her to pull me up slowly. “In the meantime, the boys asked me to keep you company. Is that okay?” I nodded, sitting on the edge of the bed, bringing me to about the same height as her. She smiled, leaning in to press her lips to mine. 

Her jacket fell off her shoulders as I allowed her tongue to explore my mouth, leaving her in her black bralette and slacks.Though it had become more common since she joined the House, Julia still kissed me with slight hesitation. Her fingers still had a small tremble as they caressed my skin, but gained surety as she stroked between my legs, swallowing the small moan I let out. 

“All this just from them?” Her lips took on a wicked smirk as she plunged two fingers inside my wet heat. She gently pushed my knees apart as she knelt down, letting her breath roll over my slick folds. “You’re such a receptive pet.” 

Before I could respond, she began to tease my clit with little kitten licks as she pumped her fingers slightly. A sharp gasp escaped my throat as she curled her fingers into my sensitive spot, smirking against my skin as she continued to lick and suck my clit, very clearly relishing the moans and whimpers she was coaxing out of me. “Jules, I…fuck.” She picked up her pace slightly, drawing me closer and closer to my own orgasm.

“Go on, princess." As though waiting for permission, my thighs clenched as my climax washed over me, much to Julia’s delight as she lapped at my sweetness. “How do you always taste so good?” She stood, kissing me again as she pushed me onto the bed. 

"Jules…" My voice was weak as she straddled me, the fabric of her slacks rubbing against my naked skin. Her slim fingers ran over my breasts, plucking at the hardened peaks of my nipples. Her earlier hesitance seemed to melt away as she pulled more whimpers from me. 

She hovered above me, laying a gentle kiss on my lips as she unclipped her bralette, tossing it behind her. "Y'know," she said softly against my lips, "before I joined the House, I never would've thought to do this."

"I know," I giggled, caressing her smaller breasts. "One of the reasons I was excited for you to join."

"Oh yeah?" She smirked, letting out a soft gasp as I rolled her sensitive nipples between my fingertips. I nodded, one hand sliding down her body, dipping beneath the waistband of her slacks. "Oh, princess," she moaned as my fingers swirled against her clit, feeling her grow wetter at my touch. 

"Good girl, kitten."

I turned to see Buddy staring intently at us, ginger hair still slightly damp from his shower. "Make her come for me, baby." His accent grew thicker, his hand slowly working his length. 

"Yes, Daddy," I purred, dipping two fingers into Julia's heat as my thumb continued to play with her clit. Curling my fingers slightly, I felt her clench around me as she moaned, which only spurred me on. She bucked against my hand as my thumb rubbed circles against the sensitive bud, coaxing her towards the edge. A few moments more, she let out a cry as she clenched again, coating my fingers in her essence. 

"Good girl," Julia breathed, giving me one last kiss before untangling from me. "I guess it's your turn now," she smirked, turning to Buddy. "I'll go grab Brody." Buddy nodded as she stood, stepping towards the adjoining door.

[josiewrites]

Brody should be allowed at least one murder a week.

brody should murder sammy just for funsies

[dahliascophin]

can you write johnny cage with a reader that has that black cat energy .. IM NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRIBE IT 😭 like reader and johnny are POLAR OPPOSITES

So me and him literally 🙄. LMFAO I ABSOLUTELY GET IT ITS GOLDEN RETRIEVER X BLACK CAT !!!

I generally view black cat as an alternative person like goth/emo/metalhead/grunge so i will probably write this in that kind of regards 🤭

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

JOHNNY IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

STARTING STRONG.

It's probably genuinely love at first sight im not joking, like maybe you guys are neighbors or you're a friend of one of johnny's friends- idk something like that

- Johnny is already a mega flirt and not nervous around women but he might be a little intimidated by you- not like that'll stop him from flirting at all LMFAO

- wether you're introverted or extroverted he will steal that spot light and get a move on you first, the proud dog behavior in him MUST have him make the first move at all times

- Maybe you've got some attitude and are generally considered "mean" because you're quite strong stanced about yourself and your opinions and arent as friendly as you "should" be

- Johnny thinks its hot 🤷‍♀️. He'll tell you he thinks its hot even if you blow him off he will follow you around like a lost fucking mutt, he thinks that you being difficult to get too is sexy as fuck and he takes it as a challenge

- but in reality he just makes you so nervous because what the fuck do you mean this huge beefy loud attractive guy likes you? thats terrifying?

- you've both got wild crushes on eachother but handle it so differently, one day you finally confront him and ask if he's toying with you to be a dick or if he actually likes you and he stares at you like you're fucking stupid and just launches for your face and kisses you- theres teeth and its messy and kinda gross...

- but its hot knowing he wants you despite you being the opposite of him.

... time for nsfw of the aftermath of confessing...

NSFW TIME cuz i cant resist sorry bae LOL

He's dragging you to his room with his fancy fucking bed and sheets which you're about to royally make messy..

- his big hands under your top, gripping your waist between his hands and squeezing your skin, not feeling close enough to you after weeks of cat and mouse chasing.

- he's being rough and leaving marks all over your throat, your gasps and moans at the pain just sending him further into his heated frenzied headspace full of need for you.

- he pauses as he realizes he might be getting ahead of himself despite your lack of protest. "Shi-shit- sorry.. uh.. is.. is this okay? i didnt mean togetsoriledupsofastand-" you have to kiss or bite him to get the man to shut up as you explain you want him to fuck your shit up and have since you met him and he goes INSANE OVER THAT

- throws you onto the mattress and crawls up your form with a predatory stance. The difference in his bubbly personality now faded into a feral animalistic energy as he now makes you much more nervous than he ever has.

- he fucks you and eats you out for fucking HOURS, he will not stop until you tap out. his stamina is through the roof for you. Once you do tap out i think he would be the sweetest man for you. maybe he'll even butter you up for another round.. and another.. maybe 3... more..-

!! i liked writting this i love writting personality based things! especially animal personalities i think theyre so cute

[pan0pticonn]

Some of my fav TMA episodes in no particular order described vaguely:

Funky twink explodes after trying to murder a tired academic who was previously kidnapped by a circus and turns into funky lesbian

Beefy man proves that meat does grow on trees and makes homophobic remark to the Antichrist and his tea loving boyfriend. It backfires, big eye explodes him.

Tired dead goth explains his mommy issues in exchange for burning some paper

Psychiatrist misunderstood his job and gaslights patients into insanity while claiming they’re perfectly fine.

There’s a wasps nest in a wannabe witch’s attic. It doesn’t end well.

A man isn’t on someone’s stairs. They wish he’d go away, instead, they go away themsleves.

Tired academic runs into fog to save his boyfriend who was kidnapped by a sailor. He makes said boyfriend come with him by forcing him to look him in the eye and telling him what he sees.

[cecils-dragons]

Uh . Uhm . Can you tell me about uhhh. Byron.?

Best boy Bryron!!! Thank you for asking about him :D!

So uh, since you didn't specify anything I'll just go on a mini ramble of what I've been recently thinking of. It's pretty funny how far this man has come, he started off as just a joke about Big Tiddy Goth BF instead of GF and now he's just, some guy who happens to look like that. It's been honestly very fun shifting his story around and making him into more of a full character. I love having him being the brooding "bad boy" type that gets linked to twink characters but instead he's a giant beefy monster guy.

Uhhhhh, my brain is leaving fast. Too many things on my brain and I don't know how to express them in secluded and in comprehensible ways. Have a scraped sketch of a sleepy Byron for your time :) Thank you!

[intertexts-moving]

never got the andrew designs where hes fuckin beefy & buzzcut etc... mans a five foot gay goth ex-bartender manic pixie dream murderer who doesnt give a shit about anything that doesn't interest him personally & has a laundry list of reasons to be deeply uncomfortable with big tough masculinity. don't think he'd look like that but that is simply my truth god bless!!!! 🙏

[swampstew]

Two fictional characters-

Let's go with Mihawk or Crocodile?

Oh jesus another hard one....

Frick. I love me a goth swordsman, and I love a rich man.

Crocodile, I feel like I would annoy the shit out of Mihawk and with Crocodile, I love his dom vibes and his love for Bananawani's is unmatched, I love love love that in a man. Plus he's big and beefy :3

Send me two fictional characters and I'll tell you who I'd rather date!

[silvernyxchariot]

Part I

More Genshin x La Squadra headcanons. It was only supposed to be about which weapon I'd give members of La Squadra, but then some little ideas started sprouting out.

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🌈DNI: TERFs, Harassers, RadFems, racists, bigots, anti-LGBT+'s, trolls, haters, MAPs, anti self & OC shippers. If you don't like Genshin Impact, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or both and have the intention of commenting some complaints or about either "being cringe," block me, keep scrolling, or I will block you.🌈

¹ Sorbet & Gelato

Vision: Cryo & Pyro

Weapon: Catalyst

Role: Buffers

Origin: Liyue

They have unnamed Stands and gathered information on Diavolo without their teammates knowing, most likely making them the intel members of their team, before Illuso stepped in, and a duo who works best from a distance. The Cryo-Pyro elements came up with Sorbet's love of "cold hard cash" and the duo being called the "more psychopathic" members of the team. That is all. Since not much else is known about either of them, I have them as catalyst users just because.

I also put both of them in Liyue for Sorbet's love of money. They would most likely be a criminal couple that run scams together. Their victims usually being tourists and treasure hoarders alike.

² Risotto Nero

Vision: Cryo

Weapon: Claymore

Role: DPS

Origin: Inazuma

Don't get your hopes up. Despite being a stealthy and seasoned hitman, Risotto would be a Cryo CLAYMORE character rather than a sword user. Since he works best on his own, Risotto would essentially be a hyper-carry who needs a team that buffs and heals him. His stoic and no-nonsense attitude is more suited to the blunt, devastating damage of a claymore. Also, big, beefy, goth man. He don't need a tooth pick. Whether you'd build him as a Phy DMG or Cryo DMG unit would be up to you.

Regular swords also work in his favor if you keep the assassin theme with him. I considered a catalyst for him due to Metallica as a mid range Stand, but it seemed too "romantic" for someone like Risotto. He's the type of person to just punch you to get what he wants. Please refer to this scene from the anime. ⚠️TW for blood spatter.

As a Player: Became an Eula main by ✨️accident.✨️ He didn’t know what was going on because everyone was shouting at him to start playing. Wished on her first running banner. Got her 3x in one pull and C4 on a single. Got her signature weapon up to R3 without trying. All of his teammates who genuinely play Genshin are jealous. He wanted Diluc at first.

Has Ghiaccio and Pesci help him with his account.

³ Illuso

Vision: Electro

Weapon: Claymore

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Fontaine

He's the kind of guy to panicccc and swing the nearest object to him at whatever was attacking. If you've seen this guy fight in the "Purple Haze vs Man in the Mirror" fight, he's Such A Babi. 🤧 You could consider catalyst or bow, something that keeps him out of immediate danger, but Illuso wouldn't have the patience for spellcraft or discipline for a bow. Although catalysts and bows give him the distance to attack and look down on others, they don't give Illuso the instant gratification of subduing his enemies.

I say he comes from Fontaine because he is a dramatic snob. 😤

As a Player: Yae Miko stan. No arguments against that. He's a sassy fucker, who would main another sass master. He also simps for her.

⁴ Prosciutto

Vision: Geo

Weapon: Bow

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Snezhnaya

Also a character with a no-nonsense attitude, but instead of the blunt force of a claymore, Prosciutto would favor a bow because of its reliance on precision and speed. He's the type of person to get to the point and defeat his enemies with cold accuracy. It's all business afterall.

As a Player: 10/10 the type of guy to say "skill issue" if you cry to him about hating bow characters, especially because of the aiming feature. Subsequently, would main a mono Geo team with Zhongli, Gorou, or Albedo as the main piece. The last one or two slots are random... Prosciutto doesn't care about anyone else. He only cares about his mains. He regrets not starting Genshin when the Dragonspine/Albedo event happened because he can't get Albedo's signature weapon or learn more about Albedo, but he would never admit it.

⁵ Melone

Vision: Electro

Weapon: Polearm

Role: Buffer

Origin: Sumeru

This man looks flexible and agile. He's shown not to be afraid of physical damage or confronting the "mothers" of his Juniors, so I thought polearm would suit him best. A polearm also matches his flexibility and creativity because it's a weapon that can easily be used for stabbing and slashing at one point, but also blunt force trauma on the opposite. It gives him the distance he would need to observe his enemies or parry attacks.

Melone is from Sumeru for his curiosity and whimsical ideals. Although he graduated from Sumeru Akademiya, he was always on the verge of getting expelled because his peers thought he was "too outlandish and ambitious." Unlike a certain mad scientist though, Melone knew how to keep his real personality under wraps, lest he lose funding for his research projects. Unfortunately, his closest friend was not as disciplined as he was.

As a Player: Also a Yae Miko stan, but has the best Raiden out of everyone as f2p, C4R1, multiple weapons and artifact sets prepared for different occasions. Has also made a team of all short characters and called them the "Chibi Squad."

⁶ Ghiaccio

Vision: Pyro

Weapon: Catalyst

Role: DPS

Origin: Sumeru

He likes explosions. . ./hj It matches his overall personality, his analytical nature, and explosive temper. Unlike Risotto or Illuso, who don't have the patience for a catalyst or spellcraft, Ghiaccio is constantly learning and improving his battle capabilities even in the middle of combat.

He is also from Sumeru and is the friend that didn't graduate from the Akademiya because he could never cooperate with other students or pitch his research proposals. He never got anyone to understand the purpose of his research projects. Any form of criticism he got for his proposals, he would get into fights with the professor. And teacher's assistants. And his classmates. Melone could not salvage his reputation, so when Ghiaccio left Sumeru, Melone left too.

As a Player: He started as an Albedo main; slammed face first and head over heels for Ayaka, and now stans Wriothesley. He has spent money on this game, much to his friends' chagrin.

⁷ Pesci

Vision: Hydro

Weapon: Bow

Role: Buffer

Origin: Mondstadt

He wants to follow in the footsteps of his big brother, Prosciutto, but he's the superior choice if you want a bow character on your team. If you were to keep him on field, Pesci's unit would rely on normal attacks and his burst. Due to Beach Boy's influence, Pesci as a Genshin character would have tracking capabilities where his normal attacks will always hit their mark. Pesci is the only one to come from Mondstadt simply because he is the most insecure of the team, until he gets aggravated. With Mondstadt being the nation of freedom, he would find it peaceful, but boring. There wouldn't be any means of improving himself and with him being an Italian gangster in JJBA, the Knights would be out of the question for him; probably became a criminal in Mondstadt for a meager reason like petry theft.

As a Player: He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's doing his best. Pesci’s characters tend to have weak artifacts, and fully built weapons, but he forgot constellations existed. He is also the only player who genuinely enjoys the game. He and Melone have game nights, where Illuso and Formaggio sometimes join.

⁸ Formaggio

Vision: Anemo

Weapon: Sword

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Liyue

Formaggio is a simple man. He likes to slash and strike fast. His added Anemo element just makes damage from elemental reactions easier. He would also be from Liyue, and much like Sorbet and Gelato, is very good at scamming or getting in-and-out of contracts whenever he wants. Yanfei and Yelan would despise him.

As a Player: He prefers swordsman because of how fast the damage output its. Formaggio would start as a Traveler main simply because they are the easiest character to build, but gradually started using his 5 stars more. Now he mains Kazuha but keeps a C6R5 Keqing unit on standby. He kept losing his 50/50 to her and he is now one of those people who will die on the hill that she is still one of the best units. He chose Lumine because he thought she was cute.

𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷

Genshin!La Squadra has no healer. So, if anyone is hurt, they just keep going until everyone dies or someone finishes the enemy.

Yea- I've been thinking about Genshin!LS for some time. They all somehow coalesced under Risotto due to being chased out of their own territories and gathered, forming a mercenary team. (We don't talk about how Risotto leaves and re-enters Inazuma. He just can. 💅) They still aren't happy with how things ended up because they're still working under someone of higher authority.

Thx for stopping by.

[josiewrites]

Baptize Me, and I’ll be Your Sin pt. 3

I know it’s been a minute, but I heard there was a need for part 3. Part 4 will probably be the last part, but I’m still working on that. Hope you enjoy!

Tag List Babes:

@writtingrose , @munsinner , @rubyred1980 , @letmebeawesome , @unlikelywrestlingfan , @rollynchwhore , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @demonqueen29 , @auburnwrites , @baysexuality , @elitehoe , @wwenhlimagines , @omg-im-such-a-masochist , @seeingstarks , @damnnhausen , @xladyxfatex , @himbos-hotline

"C'mere, kitten." Buddy's voice was a low growl, his dark eyes focused on me as I stood and crossed the room towards him. "God, you're beautiful." He gripped my throat, not too harshly, and he pulled me into a kiss. The way Buddy kissed was far different from the others. He kissed like it was your last moments on earth, all rough movements and aggression. He kissed like he wanted to take your entire being into himself.

"On your knees."

Without hesitation, I obeyed, dropping in front of him, my eyes now level with his hard and leaking cock. "Daddy…" I whimpered softly before he swiped his tip across my lips, my tongue snaking out to savor the salty taste of him. He pushed himself past my lips with a smirk, quickly melting into a gasp as I took him deeper, swirling my tongue around him. 

"Oh fuck, baby." His voice was tight as his fingers knotted in my hair, pushing deeper into my throat. "So fucking good." Behind me, the adjoining door  opened, a heavy grunt echoing throughout the room as the door shut. Buddy continued to thrust into my mouth, the intrusion not bothering him in the least. 

"I'll never get tired of seeing that," Brody's deep voice rumbled behind me, his fingers lightly tracing my spine, causing a shudder to run through me. 

With a groan of willpower, Buddy pulled my hair back, causing him to slide out of my mouth. "You ready to play with Brody, babydoll?"

"Yes Daddy," I breathed weakly, my voice wrecked from his thrusts. I turned to look at Brody, the imposing silhouette towering over me. "Please, Sir."

He smiled down at me, scooping me into his arms with a gentleness that most people wouldn't think possible of him. "Of course, sugarplum." His voice was soft as he kissed my forehead, carrying me over to the bed before gently laying me on top of the mattress once again. "How do you want her?" I knew better than to answer, the question wasn't for me anyway. 

"Knees," Buddy replied, his accent thick and husky. "I might want to fuck her pretty little mouth again."

Brody nodded, leaning down to me. "You heard him, turtledove," he whispered, sliding his fingers along the inside of my thigh, "on your knees now."

I nodded, obeying as quickly as my jellied legs would allow me. Dropping to my forearms, I heard Brody let out a low groan behind me. "She ready?" Buddy asked, taking a seat opposite the bed, one that gave him a full view of me.

"Very," Brody said, his voice in mild awe as his blunt fingertips lightly traced my opening. "You're so wet for us, my dear." I could only answer with a gasp as he plunged two fingers into me, caressing my walls. 

"God, I love that sound." Buddy's hand began working his length again, dark eyes locked on me. "Tell me how he's making you feel, kitten."

Brody withdrew his fingers from me, eliciting a small whine which turned into an unabashed moan as he pushed inside me. "So go-od, Sir," I mewled out as Brody began slowly thrusting into me. Every movement of Brody's hips clouded my mind further, and I started giving into the light, heady feeling. 

"That's a good fucking girl," Buddy growled as he moved to stand at the foot of the bed, leaving me eye level with his reddening length, his hand making obscene slick noises as he worked his shaft. "God, I love when you get like this, kitten." Unable to restrain himself further, his free hand buried itself in my hair again, shoving his cock into my open and waiting mouth. 

"Fuck." The groan Brody let out was carnal as he began to move faster. "She clenched so fucking hard around me when you did that." I felt Brody's grip tighten on my hips, knowing full well I'd have bruises later. Not that I was in any space to mind, nor would I care later. I just allowed myself to let go, relish in the pleasure they were bringing me. 

Buddy was the first to let go, coming down my throat with a grunted ‘fuck’. I swallowed around him, making sure I cleaned him thoroughly before he pulled out of my mouth. “You’re so fucking good, kitten,” he breathed, stepping back and sitting in one of the plush chairs near the bed. He smirked as he watched Brody continue to pound into me, his flushed chest heaving slightly. “Remember the rule he set down, Brody.”

“Right,” Brody choked out, slowing down slightly. A whine left my throat, confused and needy, as Brody reached beneath me to stroke my aching clit. “Malakai wants to be the only one to come in your sweet pussy tonight,” he said softly, his calloused fingertips rubbing soft circles against my sensitive pearl. “But you’re going to come before I do, right sugarplum?”

I choked out a moan as his other hand snaked around my throat, pulling me flush to his chest. The pressure on my throat was just enough to make my head feel fuzzy, and that coupled with the blissful attention to my clit pushed me closer to the edge every moment. "S-sir," I choked out, my hips grinding against his hand on their own accord. 

"Do it, little one." His voice was a low growl in my ear, the voice of a predator pleased with his catch. "Let me feel you." His fingers quickened their already rapid pace, and my release crashed around me with a strangled moan. "That's a good girl," he rumbled in my ear as he worked me through my orgasm. 

As I felt myself come down, Brody kissed me tenderly as he slipped from inside me, pulsing against my ass as he started stroking himself. For a large man, Brody kissed with a surprising gentleness. He always kissed me as though I was delicate, but still strong enough I wouldn’t shatter; the wrought-iron fence outside the abandoned church. He grunted into my mouth as he came, the hot ropes of his seed splashing against my back as a moan caught in my throat. 

He shuddered as he broke the kiss, his hands returning to my hips, this time gently massaging the sore muscles. "You did so well, sugarplum." He took a towel off the nightstand, gently wiping me clean before he started on himself. 

"You absolutely did, kitten," Buddy panted, his white seed freshly painting his stomach. "I could watch you take cock forever."

"Thank you, Daddy," I said, relaxing back against Brody. "Thank you both." 

"Of course," Brody said, wrapping me in a soft blanket before kissing my forehead. "Only the best for you."

[gggoldfinch]

FOR THE SEND ME A CHARACTER THING- AETHER AND COPIA

AAAGH okay! lets goooo

Send Me a Character!

First impression:

Copia— he was the first reason my interest in Ghost was piqued, all the way back in 2018 when Prequelle dropped and my best friend saw him perform mere feet away from her. I saw pics (thought he was a Real Guy) and was like yeah he's hot. Eventually I actually got into Ghost in mid-2022 (for Prequelle again) and lost my mind over him

Aether— he was the first Ghoul that caught my interest, first for his interactions with Copia, then for his big beefy self, then for Chris yatta yatta

Impression now:

Still down bad for both 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Favorite moment:

Copia— Cardinal era 😔

Aether— him flexing his big ol muscles on stage 😔

Idea for a story:

Bro I need to finish Cemetery Gates first before I start anything new atp 🤣

Unpopular opinion:

(FINALLY THOUGHT OF SOMETHING)

Copia— I'm sorry I'M SORRY DON'T KILL ME but I lowkey can't stand the way he looks w/o his papal makeup now after the plastic surgery 🤡 my lover in anti-christ please get a nose implant and mustache you look too goofy

Favorite relationship:

me? lol

Favorite headcanon:

Copia— goth!Copia has found a way into my heart

Aether— inhuman!Ghouls is objectively my fav Ghoul headcanon. Give that big man horns and grey skin and sharp teeth and a tail (and a heat cycle)

[xxgalaxygabxx]

I just want a big beefy man to carry me around and love me. Is that so much to ask? Also yes, I need a hot goth girlfriend. No, these are perfectly reasonable expectations.

[doobler]

I doodled a little guy but I really like him and wanna make him a proper OC 😩

[lale-txt]

🌙 One Piece characters and their recent search history (pt. 2/?) ➳ w/ Marco, Doflamingo, Smoker, Nami, Zoro, Garp, Kaido & Killer

a/n: oh well here we go again (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ yes some of them are based on true events, please don't ask, just enjoy ok bye

➳ part 1 w/ Ace, Roger, Law, Shanks, Whitebeard, Sabo, Sanji & Kid

Marco

“pineapple squishy reaction gif”

“purple shirt big pack”

“fun things to do when immortal”

“gol d. roger sexy fanfiction”

“how to stop laying an egg when in panic”

“100 egg recipes”

“cool frilly sandals + with heel”

“goth phase not just a phase”

“WikiHow proper way eating pineapple”

“eyebrow tutorial for beginners”

“45 still not a dilf what do”

Doflamingo

“free therapy near me”

“best anti-aging cream against rage wrinkles”

“if fur coat bad how about feather coat”

“fuck PETA”

“how to activate haki in ass cheeks only so i can sit on my logia enemies”

“sunglasses fashion crimes”

“Sir Crocodile OnlyFans”

“The Sims: Hate Crime edition”

“white noise human screams for sleeping”

“AITA for murdering biological family”

Smoker

“when too late to change careers”

“what is brat taming and why does everyone want it from me”

“how to escape fangirls i'm tired”

“nicotine plasters big pack”

“sudoku for relaxation extra hard”

“how to look subordinate in eyes after body swap”

“Monkey D. Luffy signed autograph”

“why dilf already at mid 30s no children”

“slutty maid outfit for beefy men”

“dilf maid cafe application”

Nami

“MLM pyramid scheme getting rich”

“what is crypto and how to get it”

“girls kissing”

“girls more than kissing”

“mean lesbian of friend group test”

“money aesthetic mood board Pinterest”

“marrying into royal family”

“cute cottage core date ideas for blue haired girlfriend”

“how much to charge for feet pics”

“how to get away with tax evasion”

Zoro

“showering overrated”

“Perona handmade plushies Etsy”

“Zoro figure uncensored”

“how to make first move on stupid cook”

“Find My Device but for humans”

“how to adopt reindeer son officially”

“SBS chest sizes”

“mommy milkers crop top”

“how to set up OnlyFans”

“throat goat meaning UrbanDictionary”

Garp

“wife lost in parking lot since 25 years”

“lost doggy hat where”

“marines pin-up calendar Sengoku”

“how to raise grandchild”

“fucked up raising grandchilds what do”

“mountain bandits near me”

“lost my son too help”

“revolutionaries headquarters Google Maps”

“skipping leg day consequences”

“funny dad shirts cool pattern only”

Kaido

“101 hair braiding ideas”

“trans rights petition”

“arranged marriage application must have death wish”

“Oden recipe”

“One Piece where”

“am i forbidden dilf”

“cool stripper names”

“custom build pole for 710cm tall man”

“pole dance tutorial advanced class”

“babygirl booty shorts”

Killer

“one pot pasta recipes”

“food blogging 101”

“how to stop laughing and start murdering instead”

“girlfriends on bed doing make up meme with men”

“WikiHow thirst traps without face reveal”

“how to cut your own bangs”

“silver shampoo big pack”

“clogged drain bc hair what do”

“anger issues when a problem”

“Eustass Kid x reader”

[yukidragon]

in College au, is jack/ joseph a jock in his college? and i wonder what your mc or alice looked like in college au?

Funny enough, despite Joseph’s build, I think he’d more likely be a theater kid rather than a jock. After all, he became an actor as an adult, and he’s really good at it. I think Jack works out his build for his own sake. Heck, he might have even intentionally made himself beefy for people to notice him and like him, even if just on a surface level. I mean... the interviewer did suggest no one gets in as good of shape as he’s in without a reason...

That isn’t to say that Joseph wouldn’t play a sport. I think that if it got him attention from others, he might. Though if he acted up and was isolated even high school even in the college AU, it’s unlikely he would be allowed on any of his high school’s teams. That, in turn, would hurt his chances of getting on a college sports team, since colleges tend to take their sports pretty seriously and have big money riding on their athletes. A bad record in high school can cause difficulty getting admitted into colleges or being eligible for scholarships.

How Alice would look in the college AU is likely going to be the same way she looks in the normal SDJ universe while attending college. Eventually, I’ll draw a picture of her when I have spoons for it, but for now I’ll describe it. At the start of college she cut loose and started dressing in pastel goth attire, with two-tone dyed hair, stylish makeup, and cute yet gothic outfits. Her hair was longer then too so she had more ways of styling it.

Alice was always teased when growing up for how she looked, mainly due to being plus sized. She resolved that since she was now an adult and off on her own, she would dress however she liked without reservations, and she felt more confident in her appearance. Plus getting together with Ian helped her realize that she could be attractive and desirable, at least to the man she loves.

Unfortunately, there will always be assholes. Alice still runs into those sort of unpleasant people even to this day. She naively thought she would see less of them in college when compared to high school, and she did... but there were still too many eroding at her self-confidence.

The biggest blow came when the acting teacher took her aside to inform her that her size would pigeon hole her into into unflattering roles where she would be treated as a gross punchline. No makeup or fancy clothing would hide her size. The teacher didn’t want her to get her hopes up or develop an eating disorder in a desperate bid to lose weight. The entertainment industry is focused on looks, after all.

After that, Alice put less effort into her appearance. As college went on, and she wound up bouncing around degrees, she had less time and energy for dressing up. When Ian left for his prestigious college, she had even less motivation to do so. She stuck with comfort above all else - things like oversized hoodies and sweatpants that were very form concealing.

After Ian cheated, it was a fatal blow to Alice’s self-esteem, and she stopped seeing the point of trying.

What didn’t help was the scar Alice got the night Ian broke the news to her when she accidentally hurt herself while drunk. She started started letting her hair fall over the right half of her face to hide it. Before that, she had a more even part and shorter bangs. She just didn’t have the energy to cover it up with makeup every time she went outside.

Besides... why bother dressing up when it won’t make you look nice to anyone, including yourself?

In the college AU where Joseph is present, that would cause a wrinkle to the regular timeline, especially if it’s the werewolf-flavored one I played around with a little while back. After all, Alice wouldn’t get a scar due to her partner cheating on her if he never cheats, right?

Not to mention Joseph likely would take less shit than Ian would, especially when it’s for the sake of his sunshine... particularly if he’s already got yandere tendencies.

@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars

[jinxthequeergirl]

Hi! I couldn’t find a list for who you write for but I saw you ask for slasher stuff so!! How about the Doctor/Oni/Ghost face/Huntress/Jason Voorhees/Legion’s reaction to meeting and eventually falling in love with a goth/alternative S/O?

Sorry this one took so long! Thanks for the Ask amd Enjoy! :)

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Doctor:

When he first meets you 

He doesn't care much 

Just another survivor 

But he finds you are actually interesting 

And finds that he really likes you 

During matches he plays with you 

Constantly going after you 

Shocking you without an end 

But rarely actually hurts you 

Bastard man probably likes watching you squirm around 

Does not express feelings well 

And you definitely don't get the hint 

Unless another survivor points out that there is definitely something weird going on

I imagine the doc here would be kinda shy and nervous about it 

So when you confront him he's not laughing anymore 

He thinks you are mad at him and thinks he did something wrong 

He didn't necessarily do anything right but still

It also doesn't help that you overall look intimidating to him 

You realise he looks a little nervous and ashamed

And act a little softer to him 

His heart is melting inside

Oni:

beefy man

He's intrigued right away 

He's never seen such a look 

And he likes it 

Besides your overall look 

He likes your personality and overall spirit 

Hes not like the rest and never goes easy at all 

He terrifies you actually 

Anhe feels really bad about it

Because those where not his intentions 

Once he sees you are really scared of him then

He goes easy 

And you see that hes actually a big softie 

Hes a fan of hair coloring 

And again jewlery 

And likes to show you and share his armor 

Because he thinks they are the same 

Same with like shoe strapps 

He likes having a little baddie s/o who can fend for themselves

And pretty much stand up to him to 

Big boots/ heels? 

He likes them cause they make you taller so it's easier for him

Ghostface:

Stupid man 

When he first sees you in a match 

He's already smitten 

Knowing him

He himself is not alternative or goth

But he loves the aesthetic 

He find it so attractive 

 He's probably so awe struck by you that he stalks you the most 

Every match against him he's always watching you but never really doing anything till the end 

He likes to leave you last 

Eventually you confront him 

You picked a few key harsh words while doing so 

Which made him love you more

He's got several tactics to attempt and make you fall for him

He's mainly a dick about it

But I think eventually you'd give him a chance

And the man is like a puppy when it comes to being with you

Jason:

Strong man! Strong man!!!

Hes kinda a mix between being unphased and being love struck instantly 

I think maybe he is in love but doesn't realise what it is 

If he goes in for a kill

He cannot bring himself to do it 

He's such a soft man he would actually let you stomp him with your heftiest boots 

And would thank you 

Probably really into your jewelry and would kill someone to get you more 

and leave it at your doorstep 

Or just find something he thinks would work. 

You've actually revived some really nice things 

You find soon enough He's really not a threat to you 

But to people around you 

Will lift you from your feet and carrie you away from someone he doesn't trust 

He thinks the aesthetic is cute and kinda wants to match you 

Like huntress he likes to hold you

And just over all admire you 

He's also definitely intimidated by you 

But you make him weak in the knees 

Huntress:

My wife I love her so much

When she sees, you like everyone else besides frank and Danny 

She's pretty much unphased

But once she gets to see you for you

Meaning when she like really sees your aesthetic and personality 

She takes an interest in you right away 

She's not like jason,danny or Frank in the same way where she stalks you hoping that somehow gets your affection 

She's very fourcefull and forward  with trying to get your love 

She will find you in a match she doesn't go easy at all 

But once you are downed she is very gentle to not hurt you further 

Sometimes she won't hook you right away she'll kinda just hold you and admire you 

And hum her song to sooth you so you don't freak omg im soft

She gets attached pretty quickly to doing that

When you two are together together 

If you wear alternative style make-up she lets you do it to her 

She likes feeling pretty 

If you do hair dye 

Let her play with it 

Jewelry? 

Let her play and or wear it 

She just really wants to understand and be a part of your whole aesthetic 

She wants to be part of what makes you happy 

Legion(Just for frank for now) :

Like danny he catches on to your look right away 

But he's the most somewhat normal about getting your attention 

Instead of stalking

Angrily killing

Attacking you with electric shock 

He actually talks to you during matches 

While on a gen he'll lean against it and complement something about your look 

And not just once 

He kinda over does it 

If you wear a band shirt once 

He's already made a mixtape and left it for you 

The other three members tend to tease him about his crush on you 

But if going against any one of them they tend to talk you up 

Kinda the whole "if you break Frank's heart, I'll kill you!" 

Eventually you give him a chance 

And boy howdy he treats you like a god among men 

He's got heart eyes for you always

[spacesuitsforemergency]

More Toddy stuff because I am obsessed with him:

Says shit like rad and swell, like he talks like a normal person then randomly says “Yeah man, that’s totally tubular.” in all seriousness

Loves goth girls, The Coven girls are HOT and he lets them get away with more than he is willing to admit. Also blushes when he fights Nina cause she is like the ultimate hot goth gf and Wayde gets super jealous and will chase him with a fucking pitchfork (one time they were fighting and Nina fell on top of him but she fell with her chest right in his face, and we all know she doesn’t zip her suit up very much so he got a face full of tiddy and was blushing like mad, so Wayde dragged him and tossed him off a building...he’s fine obviously but whoops-)

He is still a Barton, so he fucking loves pizza. Doesn’t really care what toppings, he’ll still eat it if it has anchovies or artichoke or pineapple, whatever. Will start pineapple on pizza arguments just to hear how angry people get about it

He thinks Kennedy is really cool, he’s kinda jealous shes known Roy longer than he has but she’ll tell him all the embarrassing stories about him throughout the years and Toddy’ll help her get Roy back for when he used her Smiths record as a frisbee and it shattered when it hit the wall

Cayden is an absolute nightmare to deal with, the Trio are in general cause Meiling flirts with him, Lindsay’s.....Lindsay, and Cayden is also like an annoying big brother. Like Toddy’s muscular but not jacked and beefy like this dude, so he’ll hold Toddy in a headlock while holding Kennedy up by the jacket and just bully them...but they’ll get him later as Lady Paramount and Robin Hood by kicking his ass then

Toddy has an extensive collection of baseball caps, him and Clint’s apartment is just littered with them and Toddy has to wear a specific one to go with his outfit, so he’ll be searching the house each morning before school

He goes to Star City High with Kennedy, Cayden, Lindsay and Ronan, him and Ken stick together while the three boys are just annoyances at school rather than dangerous

THOUGH IF THEY TAKE HIS HAT ONE MORE TIME, IT IS OVER FOR THEM