themariotheme

[themariotheme]

[themariotheme]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

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🍎🍊🍐 (crops from the past 3 months of patreon exclusives)

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there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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aww so cutes

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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

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being deconstructed probably feels good as fuck for a genre

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to say something funny on the computer

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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Howling to each other on a moonlit night

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal