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ugukun · 1 year ago

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Karlach attracts white-haired elves like heat vents attract cats

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #shadowheart #karlach #bg3 #getting 3 chibis to interact is a struggle actually #big ass heads are in the way!!

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ww2yaoi · 8 days ago

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#also considered the other way around but web having a big ass head is too funny #thank you caoimhe for helping me deliberate #webgott #band of brothers

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sergle · 7 months ago

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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart #their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money #you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is #The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw #and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is #recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions #to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way #they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc #the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military #you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible #the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it #source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE #I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined #and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK #and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt #I hate yall I really do.

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diurnalrevelation · 1 year ago

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sleuth jesters eclipse makes me want to throw a brick at him.

#im joking i would kiss him on the forehead but #he sucks!!! he fucking sucks!!!#but man does he suck in an interesting way!!!#every time i see or read about him i imagine picking up a big red brick and chucking it at his stupid flat ass head #i would dance on his kneecaps #eclipse #sleuth jesters #sorry for gumming up the main tag but also this is my blog #dreaming at dawn

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ugartecoco · 2 months ago

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most essential

#kobbie mainoo #manchester united #hello this is sooo cute??#the way he got this big ass dog on the table sdjkjkfs #from the thumbnail you can only see his head poking out from under it 😭 i love u kodak 😭#and kobbie too of of course 😭 hes so smiley here 😭#+

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icecreamsodaaaaa · 1 year ago

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hiiii maybe this thang yuor art is genuinely sososo gorgeuousg

Hi :33 tried out a new more chibi-ish style :333

Also trying out a new watermark

#asks #drawing requests #follower celebration #bwuh idk if theyre wof so im just gonna tag it as dragon 👍#also this style is inspired by the way kittens look when theyre around 2 months old… big ass paws and head and tiny little body #dragon #dragon art

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chrrypieluna · 2 months ago

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the yelling, gun to the head, his face. fucjd

#this is psycho killer dean #pls he’s so rough and scary #my pussy is throbbing #mmfgh #im creamjng #why is this so hot #dean winchester #supernatural #spn #spn s13 #side note: i agree when when people in spn are like you’re a killer dean bc he so easily does fucked shit like this.#like really think about it #a big ass grown ass man yelling and putting a gun to a kids head it’s pretty fucked yk #but like idk i feel it’s just under the surface for him. like purgatory dean tf u mean it’s pure??? like it changed him fr.#it’s not necessarily his go to way of doing things but if he has too he will #sorry for the ramble #i have too much caffeine #it’s 6:30 am

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yuwuta · 6 months ago

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twin aus are fun bc sukuna is sooooo ugly and yuuji is soooooooo pretty and beautiful and lovely <3 completely understand why sukuna ends up the deliquent loser twin bc why would anybody choose him when <3yuuji<3 is right there

#this is a sukuna hate post 😐 the first of many to come.#ive been hating on geto (and will.) but you all should know i dont fuck with that ugly ass BITCH either!!!!!#itadori twin au is so fun in my head bc not only is sukuna the ugly loser degenerate twin he's also Younger than yuuji (by like. and hour..#it was probably hard to birth his big ass head) but like. yuuji is born at 11 something pm one night and sukuna is at 12 am the next day #so they NEVER celebrate their birthdays together as they SHOULDNT! cant blame yuuji for that !!!!#see also: sukuna hates and claims he can beat up all of yuuji's friends except nobara #bc when they were 4 he was mean to her and she took a hammer to his shoulder and he has never forgotten it #he's all talk 🙄 fraud watch #see also: choso doesnt usually interfere with the twins arguing except when sukuna does too much and now he has to be all Big Brother #it's also extremely hilarious to imagine youre dating yuuji and you two stop by his house #and hes like ah fuck he's here.. he's not supposed to be here 🙄 lets go! and ur like wait who is here what's going on #and too late. sukuna comes out of his room and hes on his way out and ur like what. who. yuuji what the fuck just happened #and hes like that was my brother..#and ur like. u... have a brother.... a twin brother? and NOBODY told me?????#and yuujis like yeah in an ideal world i would have never needed to bring him up 🙄

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militarygradebeast · 3 months ago

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i think i gotta get to a pokemon center fast because my cat is sick as fuuuck

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #real pokemon #took forever to get this cap on his head with his big ass ears in the way #worth it #ignore that we took this in my work parking lot

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feketeribizli · 2 months ago

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technology needs to get itself straight... after like six years ive finally decided to get myself a new phone for christmas but all the new ish models... they dont have... no headphone jack... so now i gotta get a wireless headphone too

#i mean my old headphone did break over my big fucking head 😭 but cmonnnn #some of us like the wires... even if for this old phone of mine i had to wrap them around the device and place the phone in my bag #in a way the connection would be 100% secure else it would disconnect or only provide sound in one ear 🧍‍♂️#mutuals who know how ass my phone is i hope yall are cheering sjgdjg #ill try to get a phonecase this time i prommy #hazel.txt

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ecto-stone · 8 months ago

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like i never understand the obession of art Style inconsitencey uproar that SU have during it run. Like have you guy see how vlad is drawn in canon DP. Man change art style like chaging clothing.

#like sometime he have really big eyes. sometime his head is way too long and too pointy #sometime he like Way hotter then usual (look at the 2 dani episode and Phantom Planet)#he have unibown in ep 7 #and eyes iris in maternal insint instead of just a dead blue void #his body also look bigger and more build the further the series get #hachi doodle #his head doe #sometime it curved very drasticly. but sometime it a very light curve #like my 13 years old ass would legit got super frustrated caused he doesn't look like the ref.#but turn out he actually look difference every episode

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seventh-district · 2 months ago

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“Why’s he call you Darlin’?”

on my knees begging my brain to stop trying to associate this song with Sam

#(it’s too late guys i’ve already added it to a couple playlists. i can’t help it)#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted sam #redacted darlin #rp audio stuff #Seven’s Blorbo Songs #music stuff #i fell down a rabbit hole of music videos on YT last night and decided to give this song a chance based on the title obviously #skipped through all the exposition just to quickly find out if i liked the song or not #and as soon as the first line came in i went head-in-hands at my desk bc i just Knew it was over for me #i hate that i like it #it’s very repetitive and giving strong Modern/Mainstream Pop-Rap-Country vibes #but i’m not too proud to admit that i eat that shit up on occasion #‘You’ve been beatin’ ‘round the bush so much you’re knockin’ off the leaves.’ goes kinda hard tho i’m ngl #‘ole boy in a Ridgeline and i drive a Chevy’ would Sam be a truck elitist? hmm #i doubt it. i see him as too practical-minded to care about brand names and shit like that #like irl i think it’s very silly. and perhaps a little questionable to hate on a ‘foreign’ vehicle. but i don’t even like trucks at all so #insecure country boys and their obsession with big trucks are ruining the road for us regular people that just want a normal ass car #but i’ll stop before i go off on a rant about america’s transportation problems #anyways. i can separate reality from fiction and i love the image of Sam in a beat up beloved old truck. cliché as it may be #getting back on track. my POINT was that the song doesn’t even necessarily fit Sam’s vibes i just. can’t undo the association #been trying to think of a way for it to fit him but that would require Darlin’ to be cheating on him and i don’t like that thought #like i love some types of angst but cheating isn’t one of them #i could view it through the context of being directed at Alexis bc i already hate her lmao but once again it doesn’t fit in canon #and i don’t know how i feel about the thought that he used to call her Darlin’ too. though it’s very possible. mmm angst #not that it has to fit with canon for me to attach a song to a character. certainly not! but i need to make it work in my mind Somehow #and i can’t even come up with a good HC to make this fit. the idea of Jealous!Sam is fun in theory but idk if i’d like it practice anyways #tldr: does this really fit canon Sam? meh. Is it forever tied to him in my mind anyways due to the use of the petname Darlin’? absolutely.#anywho. one of these days i’ll open this app to do something other than vent post or yap abt rp audio blorbos. but that day is not today!

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rileys-battlecats · 2 months ago

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was trying to figure out why I feel so Wrong rn and I think it's because I didn't follow my usual daily routine like At All and now my brain is freaking out. woke up at a vastly different time, had entirely different tasks throughout the day, took a nap at a weird time (to make up for the fact I had about 3 hours of sleep last night), zero human contact for the past 15 hours, and ate different food from usual (various leftovers from social events/thanksgiving, instead of cooking for myself like normal). and before I really realized that these were all things that were Bad For My Brain I was just wandering around my house like "why do I feel like garbage?? I've literally been outside so much today my brain should be happy"

ANYWAY here's to me not remembering I have issues with unstructured living because my days have been so similar for the past 4ish years that I straight up Forgot that things being too different too fast makes me crazy ✌️