#biblically accurate maid

[newtafterdark]

What if there was a certain café where all the employees are the place's signature treats? 🍰💕✨

[More info about these two under the cut!

First there's Angel Food Cake - the cashier, server & the person who runs the café's very ✨aesthetic✨ Instagram account. They are very mean, quick to drop their overly cutesy & sweet customer act if you piss him off & is so here for the gossip (especially when its about establishments in the neighbourhood). In general, think classic Sailor Moon villain, including Oohohohoho laugh. She will strangle you if telling him your order takes longer than a minute.

And just like any of their cake-based co-workers they can spawn little cakepop helpers from their own body. In his case they are cherubs. And then there's Devil's Food Cake: baker, bouncer & the guy who does the heavy lifting around the place. Very much immovable-object kind of guy. Gets genuinely exited when he has to act out his bouncer duties and will brawl a guy - knowing full well that he'll get paid extra by his boss bc this counts as customer entertainment. Will experiment with savoury/spicy ingredients in sweet dishes, like making cherry-chili-chocolate. It... doesn't always taste good but it won't stop him from trying!

His cakepops are imps. Which will swarm unwelcome customers & occasionally also go for the ankle.

[chery-on-the-side]

@theinfamousdoctorf the image of sun in a maid outfit haunted my mind so i had to draw it

[gideonnavtheninth]

FINALLY name time! Abigail name time!!!!

Once again, Pent and Quinn are 5 in Greek and Latin respectively, which we all know is the pattern. NOW, first names are fun! Abigail, meaning-wise is biblical. It shows up a couple times, as the name of the wife of Nabal and one of David's wives, and as the name of David's sister. Jewish Women's Archive describes Abigail (Nabal's wife) in this way

Abigail, the wife of Nabal of Carmel, is the only woman in the Hebrew Bible who is described as both intelligent and beautiful ... She is “of good sense and beautiful in looks,” while he is “hard and evil in his deeds” ... Alternatively, according to the written text he is just “like his heart” Later, the narrative recounts that “his heart died within him and he became like stone". Mean and inhospitable, he meets his fate, measure-for-measure, in the petrification of his hard heart. It accounts for Abigail’s motivation: why she intervenes secretly to provide a feast for David and his men without consulting her husband. In a subtle twist, she simultaneously saves her household and allies herself with David, eventually in matrimony when she is fortuitously widowed.

The things that feel noteworthy here are A. Abigail being very defined by having a husband (But, in this case, her husband sucks) B. Several mentions of the heart, which... they are the heart of the emperor! and C. She's widowed! Continuing down her story, we see some more stuff that feels of note

She further portends that God will establish a “sure house” for David, foreshadowing Nathan’s prophecy of an everlasting dynasty for the king. She ends her speech with a hint: “when the LORD has dealt well with my lord, then remember your handmaid”. David then praises her good sense and expresses gratitude that she restrained him from bloodshed, uttering an oath to counter the prior violent one

Every time I see the word "house" alarm bells start ringing. Anyway, an everlasting dynasty feels particularly familiar here. I mean, Abigail doesn't have all that much to do with Jod, but it still feels relevant to be drawing connections when I see them.

Based on her prescience, the Talmud identifies Abigail as one of the seven female prophets in the Hebrew Bible. More likely, she is keenly perceptive about the shifting tides of history.

Not anything extraordinary here, but the concept of Abigail being "keenly perceptive about the shifting tides of history" feels pretty accurate to our Abigail!

When Abigail returns home, she finds her husband drunk from feasting “like a king” and waits until the morning to tell him what she has done. His heart then strangely turns to stone and he dies ten days later, struck by “the Lord”. David, hearing that she has been widowed, sends for her. She obsequiously prostrates herself, calling David “lord” and herself “maidservant prepared to wash [his] servants’ feet”; though, ironically, she follows the messenger with five maids on donkeys in tow. She then becomes his wife

Feels like she's very defined by being people's wives. If anything, I feel like Magnus is the wife guy in TLT. But, again, we're seeing a whole lot of heart talk, which feels like it has to mean something. The whole point of this reread is rereading so I'm certain I'm missing things, but I never got the impression Abigail was all that zealous in her religion. I will say, I will be keeping an eye out for anything that really makes Abigail feel particularly Jod-sympathizing. In GTN, we don't really blink at people supporting the emperor outside of times where it really stands out, like the Eighth, but I do wanna watch out for Abigail mentioning the emperor at all. Just something to keep in mind.

Good old' Wikipedia describes her name as derived from the Hebrew word ab, "father", and the Hebrew root g-y-l, "to rejoice," Meaning it probably means "father's joy". Again, not all that sure how this relates to Abigail the character, but still gotta cover my bases.

Abigail's self-styling as a handmaid led to Abigail being a traditional term for a waiting-woman, for example as the waiting gentlewoman in Beaumont and Fletcher's The Scornful Lady, published in 1616

The aesthetic makes sense to me. Abigail is very gentlewoman in my eyes.

Nooo Magnus don't get your own post. Nooo don't make the fifth house like 4 different posts nooo Magnus

[aliceattheart]

So I was thinking Alastor has Human!S/O who he claimed and brought down to Hell still alive. And even though no one really messes with them because they belong to the Radio Demon, Alastor is tired of the stares so he shrinks his s/o so that he's the only one who can see them.

Yandere Alastor x S/O

No one has the right to look at you but me

Heyyy, Alice here

I haven't ever thought of any storyline like this! I'll try my hardest. Also not really biblically accurate to the series story. Out of character Alastor.

Also story has dark themes if you click the read more you consent to the content you are reading 🙏🏾

Thxs for reading:D

Alastor was quite particular when it came to answering summonings. Unfortunately for you he answered. Your luscious big doe eyes captured him when he meet you. Eager to make a deal with you.

All you asked for was help with financial issues. Not having the money to keep yourself a float. Your head bobbing in and out for a fresh breath of air. An easy target he thought.

"S/o in trade for this deal, I want part of your wonderous lifespan. A simple request honestly." He chuckled lightly. And by the sounds coming from around him, sounded like an old rerun laugh. "No money problems and you have quite a lot of life left in your sinful body. What do you say, hmm?" The energy behind his words sounded so sickly sweet, but there was something more sinister behind those eye.

Having nothing else to live for. Without really looking at your contract, you signed your first and last name at the bottom of the contract. Alastor grabbed your hand and pressed his sharp finger into your thumb. Blood started to leak over the document.

That was the greatest mistake of your life.

You don't remember how long you've been here. Has it been months or years? You couldn't tell, all there was in the sky was a red gleaming light.

After your little deal, Alastor dragged you straight down to hell. Not by choice of course, solemnly remembering your first day in hell. Alastor made a big scene to ensure everyone knew you were his favorite marionette. "So leave them be, or you'll find out what it's like to die a second time."

Quite frankly to everyone else you seemed like a little hostage he keeps around for his entertainment. Making you run hard errands in the sweltering heat. Also adorning you many maid/servant outfits.

"Why don't you look ravenous." Some lousy scum bag said to you. He must be new down here. Feeling bad you only gave him a warning to run away from you. "Sir, I don't mean to sound rude or anything but I kid you not don't talk to me." "Why not sug, you can't be stuck up after death too."

"Pleading with a stranger S/O? I thought I've taught you better than that. And you're late." You froze instantly hearing your master's voice. "I apologize, I was on my way-." He cut you off to steal a glance at the sinner that dared to talk to you. Giving him a mischievous grin.

"I'll give you a whole minute to run, after that I'll let my hunting dogs come after you." He said with a sing song voice. Snapping his fingers a furious black dog appeared out of a demon circle. It has three sharp fanged heads. A tall broad figure with long snouts.The perfect hunting dog, Alastor managed to make. His favorite beast in his collection of horrors.

Turning to look at you. "S/O my dear, please head home. We have a serious conversation to be held." He whisked you off without a second thought. Scared not to follow his orders. You slowly turned away from the scene Alastor was putting on.

Starting up his radio broadcasting. A dark ominous energy surrounding the area.

"Ladies, gentlemen and variations thereupon, care to witness a spectacular event. A poor unfortunate soul meeting his second maker." His minute was far gone, yet he was still insight. The dogs speared not a second when Alastor said, "Fetch."

The carnage was immense. His yells, screams for help went unheard by the people spectating. Some laughing maniacally glad that it was him and not them. After the dogs were finished all that remains is his chewed up bones.

"Thank you for you time, I bid you adieu." Everyone started to clap and praise him. Remembering what happened to the last guy that didn't.

It wasn't long before he would return. Following your usual schedule you set the large dining table with varieties of heavy meat dishes and perfect sides to combat each other. While cooking you were going heavy on the seasonings. Not knowing what he wanted tonight, having not told you when he sent you off.

Your stomach growled. You put your plate up earlier. Alastor had special rules you had to follow. One being not to eat at the table with him and to stay by his side until he was finished. Quite frankly it was unfair. Even sometimes taking his precious time to finish eating.

2 rules you unfortunately managed to break was being late and talking to others he did not promit you to. Boy you were going to be in a world of pain. Your master has a cruel streak regardless of the events that have taken place.

Looking out of the window at the Red Maple trees he made you take care of with your life. Spacing out and thinking of the time he burned his name into your soul. You couldn't properly function for weeks. Not able to move or eat properly. That was your personal hell. He told you it was a part of the contract but you honestly don't know.

The chime of the door opening was your que to get scared. Speed walking to the door to gracefully take his coat off his shoulders. Slightly trembling with every movement, not making eye contact. You could smell the blood redating off of him. Gently putting his coat on the dark burgundy coat hanger. Fidgety with the thought of your punisher being centimeter away from you.

"S/o, won't you look at me?" He said so sweetly and placing a hand on your cheek to lift your face up to meet his. It was only an act of kindness, you know that. You just couldn't help yourself, by rubbing your face into his palm. "You know I wouldn't want to hurt you but you leave me no choice. I can't have rule breakers living with me, can I?" The slightest sound of radio static entering your full soundings. "I don't like how disobedient you have been in the resent weeks. I think I should put you down a few sizes for your transgressions. What do you think?"

Making everything he says a rhetorical question. Leaving very little room to speak. It only took him a few seconds of him chanting something you couldn't understand. With a snap of his fingers you were closer to the ground than you ever where before. You could compare yourself to a doll. Picking you up, Alastor took you to his private study. He always had a big doll house in there. It was for you.

"You will sit in here and isolate yourself until you understand that no one has the right to even look at you but me. It is your fault for not following the rules." Opening the top of the doll house in dropping you inside. "Goodnight my Angel." As he closed the top of the roof, leaving you in udderly complete darkness.

Heyyyy, Alice here

I wanted to make this a bit longer than usual. Thanks for reading xD

[ribbedpleasure]

biblically accurate angel dust and maid husk go on wacky adventures (breaking and entering, stalking, harassment, unlawful use of a firearm, murder)

featuring when I got hatecrimed as I was getting dolled up

also look at this terrifying alternative of what I could have been

[mariteritora]

read the spoilers for "surviving as a maid in a horror game" and one of them was something like "their wedding night was terrible because the system constantly annoyed FL and covered ML's face with notifications" and it made me laugh so much because of course i connected it with orv

biblically accurate dokhyuk and the fourth wall

[lenorethequietbookkeeper]

🏨 OC in a maid outfit for Sylvain, suffer

Art by @/that_one_dingus (Insta)

This was for an ask game I never ended up doing, but I still liked the prompts so I commissioned my lovely girlfriend to draw these! Go give her some love please, she's absolutely slaying these. 💕

-From Biblically Accurate Producer!

[lacependragonwrites]

A List of the Current* Sapient Species in Beurkratti

Humans

Dwarves (name pending, they grow mushrooms in their hair and down their backs)

Orcs (Four arms)

Centaurs

Magbaxia "Mag-backs-ee-uh" (feline qualities)

Hazū "Hah-zoo" (dog qualities)

Goblins

Enari "Eh-Nar-Ee" (if tieflings were even hotter and more monstrous)

Iboro "Ih-Bow-Row" (not quite biblically accurate angels)

Mers (maid and otherwise, they grow with age, ocean)

Vaghu "Vah-Goo" (imagine if you had tentacles for hair, also ocean)

Vihpi "Vih-Pee" (imagine if Ape Sapiens whole species existed, also ocean)

Niqiisa "Nih-Qee-Sah" (the Zora but moreso, also ocean)

Reiqe "Ray-Ee-Key" (Amphibious long-tailed furry elves)

Feylves (Elves but moreso, name pending)

Elves (But more wild)

Léotha "Lee-Oh-Thuh" (2 foot tall moth people. They ride goats)

Ostenga "Aw-Stang-Uh" (Grassland grazing with cow qualities)

Svezef "Sveh-zef" (Owl people)

Erdauta "Err-dow-tuh" (Dragon shifter reptilian people)

[0nl0n]

*Slams desk*

Solarballs art Dump.

"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles."

Poor Earth :(

Moon staring at Titan

Me and u in space :D

Biblically Accurate Astroson. 😳

OMG I LOVE ALL OF THESE🤩

I have the urge to put ura in a cat costume or maid dress

Sadd earth :( moon tho like— 👉👈

S T A R E S

Don't mind me astrodude, im just gonna. *pulls out a magical space microphone* ahem, SATURN AND URANUS SHOULD KIS—

Astrodude:oh god, a-am I in heaven?! IS THIS DREAM?! HAVE I DIED IN SPACE ?! OH GOD Astroson:woah chill dad, I just got powers

[koneko013]

Sorry if I sounded rude with the age question but even if you're immortal, how many years have you lived/when were you born?

-💎

Back then in ancient Brynnmania I started as a normal cat, then I started to walk on two legs as a furry, and then I had white skin and black hair like human being with animal ears and tail. I've got to biblically accurate form with many eyes four arms and two tails. A werecat form, a mermaid cat form, an electric cat form, an angel cat form, a demon cat form, and a fairy cat form. My true form is a giant cat with tufted fur. As you can see, My breed is usually a tuxedo cat. That's what makes me black and white.

I have turned cartoon characters into human, animals, and other stuff. I had my own citizens who are animals and people with animal ears and tail. I had maids, Butlers, guards, others who work for me because I'm a princess.

And that's how I'm a demigod

And a princess

And a cat beast

And the embodiment of creation

[sen-the-tired-one]

THATS IT IM PUTTING ON THE MAID DRESS AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME -sincerely Biblically accurate Senthetiredone

[chococookiez]

picking this very random time to introduce some more ocs - my fankid (/sona that i threw into sburb for the fuck if it) and 2 more fantrolls

they/them for theo and seraph, she/he for elisyn <3

info under the cut!!

i should probably make sheets for my ocs at some point so i can have everything in one place but eh

the theo in theo cookie comes from theobromine (cause yknow . my name's cookie and i realised it fit the name convention) and the sprite comes from "i think they'd panic throw a miku figure into the kernel" . maid of space, hammerkind strife specibus (square hammer reference lololol) and they just kinda type like i do normally

elisyn was partially made a while ago for other reasons and was literally dug out of the depths cause i had a spark of ideas for her LMAOO - hes moirails with one of my other fantrolls (novasu kirazi) . rogue of doom, scythekind strife specibus

Types like this. Uſes the long S wherever it makes ſenſe to.

[Types like this. Uses the long S wherever it makes sense to. (perfect syntax, replaces certain s characters with an archaic version)]

aaand seraph came from me joking about a biblically accurate angel ceruleanblood and then realising the potential for Symbolic Shenanigans using them . as such, they're ex-moirails with ANOTHER one of my fantrolls (mauami sigera) who i should put out more info for since i have thought about it but this is long enough . thief of hope, crossbowkind strife specibus

Type5 like thi5

Quintuple5 punctuation, u555e555 triple 5's when emotional!!!!! 0:)

[Types like this - Quintuples punctuation, uses triple 5's when emotional. (normal capitalisation, no periods, replaces s characters with 5 characters, using 3 in a row when emotional, types emoticons with a 0 on top)]

[christelgothamite]

Christels powers (by the blog owner)

◇As A demigod◇

Black flames :- flames from the underworld, also her connection to the underworld.

Invisibility :- can only use during nighttime.

Teleportation :- can only teleport to placed she has already been or someone she knows is present there.

Nightwalker spell : gaint poisonous snake (conjur)

Nightwalker spell : restraining / estrange through tentacles

Nightwalker spell : energy draining.

Nightwalker spell : poison spray (from mouth)

Worrier attacks : lava piercer (arrow made of lava)

Worrier attacks : sword trail / flaming sword.

Barrier creation : nothing can come inside, inside attacks can go out.

Telekinesis : only for small objects.

Weapon creation.

♡As a oddity♡

Scared darkness :- creation of holy darkness.

{Air themed} Bilocation and astral projection.

{Air themed} contracting spirits.

{water themed} mirror magic

{Earth themed} protection spell.

{fire themed} Exorcism.

Dispel magic : sky beam.

Blood attacks : blood siphon -> draining blood to heal quickly.

Blood attacks : blood spikes Baracade -> spikes made of blood.

Telepathy.

Dimension hopping.

Illusions.

Summons :-

The great python

Demonic plague doctor, the manifestation of the black plague.

A gargoyle.

Biblical accurate angel

Chimarera

Ghost maid

Spider angel with flower for a head.

Cerberus (Duh)

[commander-gloryforge]

so far I have:

priest (sexy)

slutty vampire

slutty vampire hunter

sexy jesus

biblically accurate angel

bone man

bone man in maid dress

slutty gerard way

literally any monster high character

starting to collect Halloween costume ideas for this weekend. if you have any please let them come my way

[thecloserlook]

BIBLICAL FRIENDSHIP

Recently I completed a six month study of biblical friendship. It all started with the question “what should I expect from people who I call friends?” It was a pretty selfish way to start a really stimulating study. And what God is doing in me as I take a “closer look” at my friends....He is changing ME. What started as “how do I know what a good friend is” became “How do I become more like my friend Jesus?”

So we begin here. The next series of posts will be a compilation of my study. My prayer is that God uses this to make us think a littler deeper and work a little harder at something we may merely be doing out of habit.

If you were getting married tomorrow, who would you ask to be your maid of honor? When something really amazing or really terrible happens, who are the first two people that come to mind you want to tell? Basically, who is your best friend?

Now a different question; what makes them a good friend? Is it because you’ve known them the longest? Is it because they know the most about you? Maybe it’s because you can be the most “real” with them. Or maybe because “they always have your back.”

Now one last question, how do you know that you are a good friend? What standard are you holding yourself to?

The dictionary defines “friend” as “one attached to another by affection or esteem.” According to this definition, if we love someone, and they love us back, we are friends. That’s a pretty low threshold.

So let’s take this back one step further. Who originated the experience of “friendship”? What is the purpose of it? To this question, we can find all the answers we need in the Word of God.

The first thing we must acknowledge is that the origin of friendship, or to be more biblically accurate, “fellowship,” comes from the Trinity itself. Now, a wise person tries not to “explain the Trinity.” How do you describe the Indescribable? To keep things simple and safe, here are two relevant facts the Bible reveals about the Trinity that are pertinent to our study:

1) The Godhead, the three persons of the Trinity, always existed in perfect unity and fellowship, needing nothing else to be complete, and it was out of that perfect love, the world was created. God has always existed in a community with Himself, and so likewise he has made us not to be isolated, but to be dependent on one another. We see this throughout God’s self revelation in the Scriptures, but most clearly in the very beginning, in Genesis, when He says “let us make man in our image...” Let US make man in OUR Image. We are created to be a reflection of the Trinity- distinct but collective.

2) We were created to glorify God, as revealed in His Trinitarian nature, and enjoy fellowship with Him forever. This especially clear in Revelation 4 and 21; that is the purpose of our lives. So how do we do that? We get a clue when we read what Jesus prays for repeatedly in John 17 (vs 20-26). He prays that we would become one- in unity with each other- why? So that we would be like him- bringing glory to God and sharing in the love of the Trinity.

So we know that Biblical friendship/fellowship is not a mere blessing or grace, but a part of our eternal nature. We were created to need it. We cannot do without it. But not simply as a means of fulfilling needs, but rather fulfilling our call to glorify God. And similar (but never at the same level) to the Trinity’s deep and intimate fellowship, merely attending a Christian group or associating with others who are godly doesn’t meet that mandate of biblical fellowship. It’s certainly not the type of unity Jesus prayed for us to have.

It’s important here to acknowledge that there are different types of relationships that can fall under the banner of “friend.” The same word “friend” is used differently in the Bible. For example, the greek word “friend” used to describe Lazarus’ relationship to Jesus (in John 11) means “dearly loved.” However, Jesus also addresses Judas as a “friend” in Matthew 26, when he comes to betray him, but the greek translates to that of an acquaintance, what you would call someone when you don’t know their name. We know this practically through experience as well. We can be close to coworkers or people even in our family who aren’t believers, we can even call them good or great friends, but since we don’t share the same faith, there is a level of understanding and unity we simply can’t reach with them.

So the real question we need to ask isn’t “what makes us/others a good friend” but, going back to what we know about the origin of friendship, should be “how do I bring God glory as a friend, with my friendships?” Here again, the Bible makes clear how we can govern our time and energy.

Biblical friends are people who help each other see God more clearly, and encourage each other to love him more completely.

Our role as friends, and our expectations of our christian friends is defined by this mandate. We need to be looking for, pointing to, celebrating, and reminding others of who God is and what He is doing. And we are to be encouraging, supporting, reminding, and assisting each other to increasingly live for His glory as we deepen our love for Him. 

So how do we practically honor our eternal call to biblical friendship? Here are the four essentials you need: Confession, Correction, Comfort, and Commendation. If you are surprised, good- it means you are reading this (haha). These four essentials must be present in our friendships with other believers. Things like compatibility, longevity, shared humor, or even proximity, they all need to fall into the “great, but not essential” category. Wonderful to have, but can’t be considered more important. In the course of our lives in christian community, we need to be incorporating these four essentials in ever increasing and deepening ways. These are the means by which we live out our call to Biblical friendship. 

Up next, why “confession” is essential to biblical friendship...

[tejoxys]

#biblically accurate fire hydrant (via @maid-of-timey-wimey​)