#biblical colleges

[transsexualhamlet]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN (yesterday) MICHAEL IS BACK! ft the college dorm that eats people . this place is going to murder me

[the-mpreg-guy]

honestly the biggest evidence to me that sam went to college to escape john and not bc he had any real interest in college is sam wesson. that man wanted a quest soooo badly

[biblicallyaccuratestiles]

College!AU, w/ (Human) Single Dad!Derek and his lab partner Stiles

STILES: “What I’m thinking is I’m up to my ass—”

(sees toddler Eli standing beside Derek, watching them with wide eyes)

STILES: “—terisk in academic bullcrap, which means I do not have time to hold your hand through this project. It’s just basic o-chem, dude—you got this! Alright?”

DEREK: (sighs heavily) “… alright.”

[morbidmira]

university/college writing prompts

ordering food as a treat

biblically accurate chemistry molecules (the struggles of stem majors😔)

and they were roommates... 👀

deep late night talks in someone's dorm

crying on someone else's futon

road trip

the Panera lemonade

dorm/apartment decor!!!!!!

cicada shell drawer (I saw it on Pinterest)

that One major project that your character(s) are dreading

college parties ;)

cold&flu season (living in close proximity with dozens of other young adults =/= healthiness)

creature infestation in the dorms :( (rats and cockroaches and maybe ants)

[july-19th-club]

giggling and kicking my feet and prancing into my armchair to watch this annoying guy do embarrassing things on my tv show with his hot friend . and also Tim is there

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

there are too many thoughts inside of me at all times.

[finchers-ipad]

I bet when Tyler figured out the narrator needs glasses or contacts on, he made him do that thing before he had either on where someone’s like “HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP NOW?!” and he backs up and asks him if he’s blurry to him yet… probably flips him off too and asks if he can see what he’s doing 🫤🙄

When he puts on the narrators glasses he’d probably tell him he must be blind af. (Yknow, like if the narrator actually had a good pair that works perfectly for his vision)

IM LITERALLY ROLLING AROUND LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY GOD!! the narrator can definitely see what he is doing when he is up close so rolls his eyes but as he gets further away he can’t see what tyler is doing but he gets the gist. tyler would just be making the most obscene gestures and would be like “can you see me? :D” and the narrator would be like “no but i get the idea tyler 🙄”

also at if tyler is planning a surprise for the narrator (like a dinner that he ‘cooks’ or a little gift that he stole) and the narrator walked into the room while tyler was setting it up/not ready. tyler would walk up to him and either grab his glasses and throw them behind the narrator, or rub his fingers all over the lenses to make them dirty so he couldn’t see :3

[he-i-mean-they]

i love the misconception that western Christians have where they believe that heterosexuality is the Most Biblical and Correct. i love it because the bible very explicitly states that it’s best for a person of faith to Never Marry Anyone. because the only marriage they should be in is with their commitment to the wellbeing and safety of their communities and having a spouse and/or kids is seen as a distraction from the greater good. like that’s very explicitly stated in the bible!! but for some reason Prayer Warrior Martha over here is convinced we should be role playing Adam and Eve

[harbingerofsoup]

in a wild turn of events, the professor teaching the early christianity course im taking was and continues to be the only one treating the election results with any sense of proper gravity

[news4dzhozhar]

I would expect something like this from the US or Germany. Kinda surprised that Canada would pull this. Are people going to start burning old maps, books and almanacs? Israel has already done a great deal to destroy official Palestinian records. This is Canada's complicity in literally erasing an entire land and its people.

[walterdecourceys]

unemployability speedrun any% let's gooo

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Person who has never read the Bible: this is what a biblically accurate angel looks like

[biblicallyaccuratestiles]

College!AU

SCOTT: "White Claw's aren't that bad, actually."

STILES: "Sure, if you wanna get white-girl wasted."

[pastorkevinc]

Why should you consider education and a future career in biblical counseling?

Why should you consider education and a future career in biblical counseling? Have you ever considered a career in biblical counseling? As one who has been in this field for the past twenty-nine years both formally and informally, let me tell you, there’s hardly anything like it. What a joy to interact with those around you in ways that help the other person deal with the many varied pressures of…

[batqueers]

mind keeps jumping from thing to thing to keep me away from smth specific. i just remembered i have to layout my chemist wonka brothers au

leetle thang under the cut heres billy (used to be willy. changed it. (chalamet wonka)) and paul (you all know paul) this art is oldddd

[taming-bats]

was gonna put it in thr tags but I have too much to say:

I know for a FACT they had a go at a relationship when they were younger and have not gotten over the issues that caused them to split (See: Bruce thinks Ollie is immature, Oliver thinks Bruce SUCKS at communication.) Even when they show clear signs of Not being like that anymore.

I may think this way because of the Batman 2004 cartoon when we see Oliver Queen for the first time, and dick asks Bruce, "do you know him?" And Bruce responds "In a way.." and then NEVER ELABORATES?!,!,!!

And then when Green Arrow is in the Batcave, Bruce calls him *Ollie* to prompt him to recognize who he is. Ok nicknames. They just have enough of a tension to where they know some Shit about each other and are not over the teen angst <3 and I love that for them

No one ever talks about how Bruce and Ollie were married for a time and had the messiest divorce ever which so many lost opportunities