#bhai idk
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my 19 year old baby sister has a vibrator what is life what is time who even told her about sex weren't we playing ghar ghar yesterday
#and like she is my chachu ki beti so on one hand we have the exact same trauma like chachu sleeps in a diff room than chachi#he asked about my studies then gave her a lecture like [my name] jaise more responsible bano warna puri life yehi karte reh jaogi#kapde sukhao bartan lagao#but on the other hand as chachu is the youngest child he got all the money and he fucked my dad over and over and now they're living in#this huge 4bhk house and we used to live in the same old building but now even looking at their huge four doors fridge is making me feel#weird#and like it's fine that she comes home at 11????? what the fuck my dad won't let me be outside after 7 unless i beg and cry#so now im thinking if she can be so happy and fun even tho we have the same traumas then maybe im the problem im not trying hard enough????#bhai idk#mes
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Honestly wanna be the kind of girl who motivates someone to work harder like my man should look at me and be like - she's working so hard for our future , so I need to work harder because I really want this girl to be my wife....
#Bhai kitni delusional hun mai 😭#But idk#desiblr#desi aesthetic#kaya being kaya#desi tag#desi teen#desi people#being desi#desi tumblr#desi shit posting#desi academia
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this fucking cat outside wont stop meowing im going to rip out all my hair
like there are cute meows and then theres this bitch fucking YOWLING
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE FOUND FRIENDS WHY ARE THERE THREE OF THEM MEOWING NOW CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!
#i sincerely genuinely love cats#but i can NOT#cat#babygirl youre probably a cute asf cat can't you SHUT THE FUCK UP#it's 11 pm#OMG THEYRE FIGHTING#THOSE ARE FIGHTING NOISES#THAT WAS A VERY AGGRESSIVE YOWL#oh they're quiet now#nvm#there she is again#fuck#OMG THE FIGHTING NOISES#IS SHE BEING DROWNED WHAT WAS THAT#bro went “blurgablrugaagabagabaglra”#a very watery sound idk how to explain it#please shut up#im going to kms#billi bhai chup hojaa#meow meow billi karti meow~#oh finally she's quiet#life is good#dennie's delicious yap
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Bade bade plans with zero zero execution
#teen hu bhai#roz ki kahani hai ye#sab halwa#not gajar ka#gobar ka#shit post#desi shit posting#desiblr#desi tag#desi tumblr#desi teen#being desi#desi things#desi#so idk#bye
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Why tf Tumblr is so dead nowadays or r u guys ghosting me for a reason????
#idk what's happening here#bhai itta sannata keu hai#desi shit posting#writers and poets#dead Tumblr#uper se late notifications and glitch 😒#so frustrating
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I mean you have to pay the price if you have enchroached gov land since decades. Gov doesn't have to pay you anything. That's what rules are. Ram Mandir was just a damn good reason to do it right then and there.
you may be right legally speaking. but then it should be obvious that the people who were thrown out and lost their homes and shops will not be voting for the ruling party irrespective of their religion. so, the entire argument about hindus betraying their religion is over. 🤷🏻♀️
#also bhai encroached land hai toh ghar todd kar sadak par le aaoge sabko? dukaan todd kar dhandha band karwa doge?#the govt cannot make an entire bunch of people homeless and take their livelihood away and then expect votes. 😭#thats bad management and bad politics.#also the money. idk where the 9l figure is coming. from what i have read some people got 5l but most got nothing.#also 5l in this economy? when rich landowners get crores of rupees when their land is needed to make a new airport?#you are understanding what i am saying right?#asks
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who do you think should be famous more in desiblr?
@shadowseductress
#i mean kya likhta hu mai bhai#idk tbh i dont use tumblr and barely know people here#desiblr#all desiblr should be famous tho
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I want to dance with you in the refrigerator light ♡
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I read the French Revolution from my history book (i am in class 9) and i am speechless...
Cus of..
Who tf crowned Louis XVI on the throne of france and who tf made him marry Marie Antoinette? Cuz like....HE WAS FUCKING 20 OMFG
Marie had a hairstyle like...see for yourself bhai log...
Like...wtf!? She is kinda hot tho but her hairstyle is vahiyaad se bhi vahiyaad
Marie Antoinette used to cheat on her husband...can't blame her tho he was too fat and ugly
Aah yes how can we forget the one who ruled and instead made a 'reign of terror' the legendry coward himself...MAXIMILIAN ROBESPIERRE
Behnchod was such a coward that he guillotined anyone and everyone.
Good thing these three a-holes and cowards were guillotined lol.
#french revolution#marie antoinette#louis xvi#maximilien robespierre#they were such cowards i swear to god#the people used to be stupid too bit can't blame them#bhai sahab bachiye mujhe#this was rly random lol#idk i am just rly good in history i jist read it once and wrote this shizz lol
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You still don't remember me vikas ?
I was thinking about you a lot lately 😔
It's sad how things end between us
Can we talk again ? Like we used to ?
😭😭😭😭😭😭 Bhai kon h ye shi shi bata doh ye baar baar aisi ask na bheja Karo 😭😭😭
Kon sa mutual ye backchodi kr raha h 😭😭 plzzz stop !!!
Broo kyu badnaam krne m Lage hue ho
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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn
omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?
#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that#bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like#also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought#i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching#koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein#there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and#there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana#it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here#and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it#because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right#also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am#like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would#go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too#but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in#fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too#i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because#we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush#i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once#then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things#me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then#not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very#big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us#phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long#saumyuuuuuu
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kya hota hai paise kaa paise kii laga don dheriiiiiiiiiii main barish karadun paise kii jo tu ho jaae meriiii~~
#bhai idk why#numarical karte karte yea gaane lag gayi ( ̄ヘ ̄;)#kyu paisa paisa karti tu paise pe kyu marti haii#kyaa baat hai kyacheez hai paisa#thissong lives rentfree in my brain#desiblr#desi teen#desi tag#spilled thoughts
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I fucked up.
#Wohooo yayyyy#Mereko toh pta hi tha ki Aisa hoga#Because KRISHNA JI EK DIN BHI MUJHE CHAIN SE JINE NAHI DETE#I revised the speech like 1000 times and I recited it perfectly in front of my friends and family but#Stage mein jaate hi meri fatt gayi#I have never gotten stage fright until today#It was so damn weird#Maine utna bol diya jitna mujhe yaad tha aur jald se jald bhaagkar aa gayi#But bhaisahab Jo bejatti Hui na meri ghatiya waali#Now principal sir mujhe kabhi bhi kisi speech competition mein rakhne nahi waale#Naak kya haath pairr mooh sab cut Gaye mere#Acchi baat hai ki Ishaan was not there (for some reason idk-)#But uska dost tha 😭#Aur mereko pta hai ki vo bhaiya namak mirch lgakar Ishaan ko btayenge puri kahani#It's a different thing that no student care about my failure vo busy the mujhse baat karne mein#But tab bhi Bhai ye Ishaan mereko ganda waala chidayega ab 😭😭
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"you are too young to be so complicated"
~dodo to me
#bhai it makes me sound so hot idk#jo bhi hai didi ne meko pagal hi declare kardiya#nai hona emotionally transperant aur kabhi#bohot hi pukish feel ho raha#ew emotions
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#hi#ik this has turned into blog for me venting and that too mostly academic but bhai ive procrastinated so much in these past 3 days and idk#if its bec of me being lazy and incompetent or the withdrawal of magnesium? OR bec of unit tests??#pls help a girl out how to focus how to sit straight how to not feel restless 24/7 thanks 😽#anyways how are u guys its been so long since i talked to u giv updates fast
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Itna sweet hone ka kya fayeda jab badle mein sb kuchal ke he chale jaate ho 🤡✋💔
#sweet as in social anxiety hai bhai#i wish i could talk boldly#or at least say no#or idk be more confident or something#KUCH TOH BHAIU#Bhaii*#desi shit posting#desi blr#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi stuff#desi tag#shit posting#acchi nhi hu fattu hu bss
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