#It was so damn weird
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I fucked up.
#Wohooo yayyyy#Mereko toh pta hi tha ki Aisa hoga#Because KRISHNA JI EK DIN BHI MUJHE CHAIN SE JINE NAHI DETE#I revised the speech like 1000 times and I recited it perfectly in front of my friends and family but#Stage mein jaate hi meri fatt gayi#I have never gotten stage fright until today#It was so damn weird#Maine utna bol diya jitna mujhe yaad tha aur jald se jald bhaagkar aa gayi#But bhaisahab Jo bejatti Hui na meri ghatiya waali#Now principal sir mujhe kabhi bhi kisi speech competition mein rakhne nahi waale#Naak kya haath pairr mooh sab cut Gaye mere#Acchi baat hai ki Ishaan was not there (for some reason idk-)#But uska dost tha 😭#Aur mereko pta hai ki vo bhaiya namak mirch lgakar Ishaan ko btayenge puri kahani#It's a different thing that no student care about my failure vo busy the mujhse baat karne mein#But tab bhi Bhai ye Ishaan mereko ganda waala chidayega ab 😭😭
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee
#barks#i have kinda nice headphones with a weird cable end you plug into them and shopping for that is so annoying#the one that came with the damn things felt super cheap to me so i got a kinda nicer one of amazon#but i still want a like. Proper Nice one#very annoying finding it
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#nightmare bonnie#nightmare chica#nightmare foxy#nightmare blunt rotation#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS#GUYS LISTEN I got this idea right before I fell asleep one night#like my mind combined the pieces together#and I just knew I’d have to draw it out#LIKE NO MATTER how dumb this pun is I had to let everyone know it#THIS IS THE OFFICIAL nightmare blunt rotation#it literally doesn’t get more of a ‘nightmare’ than this#Michael’s dreams weird af guys#this is the REAL ‘nightmare gas’ William Afton used#TBH I love the nightmares especially in this art#I didn’t know the nightmares were chill like that.. damn..
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It’s officially spooky season, which means it’s officially OTGW season!! I made this illuminated manuscript based on the work of Alberto Sangorski and packed it full of detail 😁
It’s available on my print shop also! Happy October 1st! 🎃
#over the garden wall#otgw#over the garden wall fanart#otgw fanart#over the garden wall art#floweroflaurelin art#over the garden wall aesthetic#otgw fandom#halloween#fall#autumm#spooky season#otgw wirt#otgw greg#otgw beatrice#greg over the garden wall#wirt over the garden wall#I’m glad I finished it in time for October!!#damn I can’t get this post to show up in the tags#or any other post#so weird
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Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)
Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#alastor#radiorose#digital art#my art#clip studio paint#YES I'm using clip studio paint for the first time in 3 years damn I missed that bitch#Welp that was tiring but I'm very happy with it#ALSO YES I KNOW ALASTOR'S HAND IS A BIT TOO HIGH I'M SORRY#by the time I noticed it looked weird I had already started painting and all of my layers were merged lmao#oopsie#please just ignore that detail 💃#or maybe this one can be seen as not-so-platonic radiorose?? lmao
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I simply could NOT resist, okay?
I SHIP IT! I DON’T CARE! I SHIP IT :D
#main sponsors of your panic attacks and existential crisises#you’re welcome ehehe#they both are like#‘damn they’re so weird good thing I’m the only normal one in here’#let’s generate some DREAD together#we’re going to therapy with these ones#anxiety x fear#fear x anxiety#inside out#inside out 2#inside out fanart#inside out anxiety#inside out fear#my art#fanart
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad
happy pride month lol
#pico's school#tankmen#fnf fanart#fnf#fnf pico#moon art#feel free to roast me for my weird design decisions#or ask me questions abt my design decisions! pls talk to me about my art it would make me happy. my askbox is always open#tankdad#friday night funkin#pico newgrounds#pico fnf#friday night funkin'#tankman#sergeant john captain#tankmen captain#tankmen steve#steve tankmen#daddy dearest#fnf daddy dearest#newgrounds#i posted sketches of him to ng last year but he looks so much better in these that the old pics make me cringe lol#this was a lot of time and effort for what amounts to glorified doodle sheets but. listen.#had to introduce him to y'all properly before i potentially go stupid go crazy with him#cw smoking#cw alcohol#edit: yall goin nutty damn. someone on ng called him a dilf too its fucking over#1k
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extremely useful little tool for comparison. please check out r/Defeat_Project_2025 on reddit for more info & resources. share as much as you can.
STOP PROJECT 2025/AGENDA 47. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!! CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS OFTEN, MORE THAN ONCE, BEFORE THE ELECTION.
#project 2025#agenda 47#stop project 2025#project 2025 and agenda 47 are the same damn plan#don't be fooled by the denials and random heritage foundation firings#they're evil and have resources and have already caused a ton of damage#but they're arrogant and stupid too#they're so hateful and bigoted while being ao thin-skinned#not only vote against thos bit make fun of them#fasicsts hate being made fun of#never stop calling them weird#call them creepy#they don't care about facts#we need to play dirty#us politics#please vote#voting#vote blue#kamala harris#tim walz#vote locally too!!!!
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am i interrupting something
YOU ARRREEE 😁🫵‼️ alt version with charlies lipstick from this banger post of mine
#open 2025 with gax yuri 😁#formula one#f1#george russell#max verstappen#rule 63#3363#girl drivers#WEEEHGGEHEGEEE#damn the perspective and anatomy looks so weird in small size in my phone... i thought i ate...#anyway georgie and her looong legs 😋 flat front back you want to eat her but shes skin and bone she rattles#her hair was in a neat bun but yknow. these two are violent#btw when i said i love exaggerating peoples shapes i was thinking of these two fr...#george long limbs and all hard lines & max soft curves and round edges#ok whatever#my art
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this is all just a bad dream. and you're never waking up.
version without the 'proceed' text
#deltarune#spamton#noelle holiday#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#snowgrave route#weird route#box art#caption is a flowey quote! its what he says in the 'game over' when you die to him during the photoshop flowey fight#i wanted spamton's wings to look like they were also Noelle's but hes too got damn big.#one of them is kind of doing it and thats the most i can ask for lol#anyway! this is in celebration of me finally actually playing deltarune. didnt do a snowgrave (yet) but it seemed fun to draw#so i did
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Oh man the Buggy wink scene!! I had to draw it!
#i can't put into word how much is weird (in a good sense) to see one of my most peculiar blorbo suddenly gaining so much love from everyone#i love it !!!!!!!!!!!#finally! justice for buggy! he always has been sexy!!! XD#i love this dude so damn much#he always has been my favorite character in one piece so im just very happy rn haha#gosh#this is so cool#buggy#one piece#one piece netflix#opla#opla spoilers#spoilers opla#one piece live action spoilers#buggy the clown#myart
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Interview with the vampire season 2 episode 8 The queen of the damned by Anne Rice - The devil's minion chapter Special effects by Larry Cohen
#2 days ago i watched special effects because young eric bogo#it was a weird not very good movie and that scene is even weirder#my old man fucker dick has led me to places (bad movies) i wouldn't even go with a gun#but i know i'm not the only one i see you#anywayyyss i had a vision it had to get out of my head and go on tumblr where it belongs#so there you go#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#queen of the damned#tvc#assad zaman#eric bogosian#special effects (1984)
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NEED to check these things for fleas. take them to the VET! so sad they can't have deviantart they would have loved deviantart.
#crawling out of the debris of my dead laptop and the horrid presets and graphics on the temp one i am using. coughing up dust. i. like them.#jrwi#jrwi tmk#total monster kill#jrwi lucia#jrwi jin#jrwi everett#everett james peddlebridge#IS IT EVEN THAT. IS IT SPELT LIKE THAT. SHOT IN THE DARK.#just roll with it#avepharts#yeah the emmmoo thing is a reference to that one arthur image im always damn referencing#ENJOYING TMK. it is giving the how to dragon books meets monster hunter to me. except stupider. love weird freak characters.#i also need to mention i was losing it when bizly was describing everett because it was. SO similar to my chip design.#anyway. big fan of the scene where jin is like “oh my bad” and then lucia picks her nose and wipes it on everett. peak.
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