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For a droll, dryer take:

"To join our polycue, you have to defeat our seven evil in-laws"

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It's Snails All The Way Down

The world is a snail

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Thoughts On An American Reboot Of "The Prisoner:"

...I realize now that "The Prisoner" was more commentary than a genuine hypotherhical scenario. It only took me taking a moment to consider how real interrogation methods have been described to realize that the TV series becomes a lot easier to digest if viewed as no different than the other experimental/"art house" works, both of the time (like "The Magic Christian," "Magical Mystery Tour," "Help," etc) and contemporary ("Matthew Barney," "David Lynch," etc).

With that said, I feel like an U.S. remake of "The Prisoner" could be pulled off reasonably well, but there are a few changes I'd make that keep with the spirit of the series and makes more sense for the American audience in mind:

"The Village" would be changed to "The Campus"

Sadly I feel "Rover" would have to be a completly different thing

"No 2" would have a gaming chair

And if the show's going to wind up a fiasco from start to finish, might as well pick a cast to reflect it, like: Denziel Washington as No.6 and Will Smith as the No. 2 who comes back at the end of the series...

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An asteroid is barrelling towards Planet Earth and an enormously huge cosmic space dog following behind it. what do we do

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This but it's what happens every time my brain cell fires a signal to any other brain cell:

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Was I the only one who thought the upturned turtle looked like it was just a turtle's skeleton for some elaborate halloween themed project?

“Turtles helping each other in times of need”

(via)

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amogus snuffleufflegus

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...Make a deep dish pizza so deep that you can dig out diamonds from in there, and still not be halfway down. There should be helium fusion happening at the bottom...

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Content creator culture's a bad influence on me to be getting ideas like a "Ghost Dog Challenge" where two people who don't speak each other's language have to interact for a whole day or something...Would that get be called out for the tone-deafness of appopriating a thematic move element, or for just being a bad idea?

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Punions. Oh, the layers...

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"Sorry Link, I don't give ear to moden music. Come back when you're a Little...Richard."

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But I haven't verified that let me keep scrolling up please

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Gotta go take my dust bunnies to the vet for mites

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meow on the stairs

head in the clouds

catte of a thousand voices

purring perfectly loud

@furrytechgirl

my fools

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Genies should update their rulebooks a bit...Not only there are quite a few ways to "cheese" one's way around the "no wishing for more wishes;" there are potentially reality-undoing ones as well, like: "wishing everyone was a geanie," or "wishing to have everybody's wish fufilled at the same time..."

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Linkin Park X Lewiss Caroll: "Rise! Overrun!"