Listen Astarion is sexy and all but some of these outfits y'all put him in are like ... put a blanket on that raw chicken breast. He's fucking cold.
672 notes
·
View notes
omg care to explain the theory about cambions cumming?
Here’s my super scientific explanation about why cambions cum a lot (I’m not a biologist, I am an English major who is pulling stuff out of their ass and who is coping with my nastiness by rationalization. I still think I’m right though.):
Heat stress has a very negative effect on sperm in a lot of animals, even in animals that are dependent on heat, such as lizards and snakes n shit. Devils technically aren’t mammals, or even animals at all (that’s a whole other can of worms for another time), but humans obviously are.
Devils actually reproduce asexually often but we do know that they are capable of reproducing with other mortals, which is how we got cambions. I think it’s not unfair to think that the mortals that are unlucky enough to be impregnated by a devil, aren’t always super into the idea, so the devil have to shoot their best shot while they have the chance.
This leads me to believe that they are actually pretty fertile, and despite the fact that they shouldn’t be, they have evolved past the issue of heat stress on sperm cells in some capacity, because their blood runs so hot, and the climate of the Hells wildly varies. Natural selection and all that. We get the gist.
Now Raphael is a cambion. He is half devel and half mortal, so our boy should be heavily struggling heat stress because he is half human. In some of the earlier editions of DnD cambions were infertile, but they aren’t anymore. They can produce tieflings and in rare cases they can produce more cambions as well, so we know that they CAN reproduce.
“But how?” you ask to the mildly insane woman with too much time on her hands. I’m so glad you asked. Heat stress lowers sperm count and the motility of the cells. We know from Jurassic Park that “life finds a way”. Nature is a beautiful thing that evolves. So one should think that nature’s solution to this would be a couple of things:
Produce more sperm to compensate for the sperm count.
Naturally reduce the refractory period after orgasm.
So there we have it. Cambions cum a lot. It’s science, it’s not just me being gross.
(Thank you for the ask <3 My search history looks very interesting after that little rabbit hole lmao)
110 notes
·
View notes
you know when someone criticizes your hyperfixation/special interest media and it feels like they're cursing the name of your dead grandfather and threatening to burn your house down and salt the earth. even if the critique is valid. especially if the critique is valid actually.
like no my hyperfixation is Perfect and Good and Flawless and even though in my own time i can tear it apart and discuss its flaws How Dare You Mention Anything Less Than Polite About It like i literally have the keys to superhell, dont test me.
46 notes
·
View notes
So me n @egooppidum are doing our multiplayer honour mode run and aside of the endless amount of bugs, the most recent one was me receiving HER as a reward from Alfira 😭
So…we knocked out Alfira in act 1 so my durge ass doesn't kill her, just for her to gift me @egooppidum 💀 (the player she had -40 approval with LMFAO)
ALSO FCK YOU LARIAN, I CAN'T ROMANCE MY WIFE MINTHARA BECAUSE SHE BUGGED OUT IN ACT 2 (iwant to cry. Minthy is literally the only companion that I would ditch Astarion for😭)but also I'm currently romancing Gale and...I think im becoming a Gale girlie...ohmygod
51 notes
·
View notes
How do you suppose fat would actually appear on Gith? They sort of have that Shrinkwrapping thing with their skin so tight over their muscles and bones.
Especially if we're looking at your lovely flat ladies, because that takes away really the only conical fat deposit we can see.
Like what does soft, retired Lae look like? Or slow-moving scholar Xan?
I've been thinking about this since you sent this (a couple weeks ago whoops sry) and I think I've landed on that their shrink-wrapped muscle appearance is probably more from their intense physical training in childhood and lack of need to eat in the astral plane than any sort of genetic disposition to skinniness.
So if you took a Gith and put them in a situation that removed them from those factors they would gain weight like an average human, which actually leans into my headcanon that Lae’zel gains a bit of weight throughout the game.
Not anything particularly drastic, just a healthy layer of fat, no less muscle, and in fact probably stronger muscle now that it has something to sustainably run on. Id like to think a retired post game Lae would look pretty similar, maybe a teeny bit less muscle because she's not actively fighting every day, but I can't imagine she'd let herself get too soft
As for Xan i've always been partial to him becoming a collage of lore bard after hearing about all the tadfools adventures, so he's definitely on the softer side. Tall and lanky when he gets older but never really growing out of his baby fat
434 notes
·
View notes
Astarion, sprawled on the floor dramatically: It’s just one of those days, you know. I’m desperately trying to get Tav to pay attention to me, but they’re very busy.
43 notes
·
View notes
Hello, 🤗🍉🕊️
I hope you are well♥️.
Could you please help me reblog the post on my account to save my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏
I am new to Tumblr and also to GoFundMe.🌹
I hope you can support and stand by me at the beginning .
"Note: My old account has been deactivated, and this is my new tumblr
Thank you 😊♥️ .
OF COURSE!
This is a real confirmed family who can use your support in anyway you can give! even liking or retweeting their original post can help them get the money they need to evacuate! And of course if you are financially able to please donate! (sorry i’m really bad at typing more information is on Eyad Samis page!)
Wishing you and your family a ton of support <3333
(i’m tagging a ton of random fandom tags to hopefully get this spread further)
9 notes
·
View notes