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magg0t-king · 15 days
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Guys here me out-
Halsin x Necromancer/undead former druid. From former friends turned to inevitable enemies, because necromancy is like a antithesis to Silvanus, then turned tolerable companions to possible best friends (or lovers) after the tadpole is remove. Bonus points if the Tav/oc turned undead(or whatever) to sell their soul in exchange to save halsins own.
Can go for anyone- just PLEASSSSSEEE
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(Hes so yummy it hurts. Anyways show me ur oc NOW🧿👅🧿)
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aph-mable · 2 years
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in response to your porn bot question, they’re probably a bot if:
-their blog is empty except for maybe a profile picture (generally a generic photo of a woman in a bikini or something)
-their bio looks anything like this: 👙💖Amy👅🐥22🙈☀️legal assistant🌊🧿
most of the new followers you’re getting are probably bots unfortunately but always check the profile first to be sure.
I think if you’re not sure if someone is a bot or a real person, block just in case. hope this helps!!!
Thank you so much and yeah been reporting them as spam bots since it is just bikinis and balnk pages.
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Site GC & Cali & Jali & Marly Pt.1
Ali: 🌠☄️⚡️💥🌠
Ali: Give me something to do
Moses: 🔥?
Ali: Reliably keeping the home fires burning 👏
Ali: Do yous want me to bring my drugs or my dealers, ‘cos I am a less reliable chemist atm
Bartley: Your mates will know better than to come ‘round our way
Bartley: So, you should invite them 👌
Ronan: What he said
Ali: They’re not real ones just 👶🚴
Ali: Carly knows them too, right?
Carly: cute 👶s 
Johnny: We don’t need any more scum on our site, keep them away
Ali: Not cute to you and you’re cool with my lacklustre offering, rodger that 
Carly: should be cool w how easy 🍭🍬 is to take from em
Carly: whats cuter than that? 🎀
Ali: Want to go see them first?
Ali: not feeling the ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 yet
Carly: 🌞☔️🌈
Ali: I think I left my wellies there, you can borrow ‘em
Carly: 👣💧🦆
Moses: 🔥 will still be burning when you’re done messing in puddles
Carly: grand ❤️🧡💛
Moses: cute
Ali: 😳👐🔥 or is it just me
Ronan: He’s giving it a lash there for sure, like
Carly: jealousy is 💚 & - craic to be sure, boy
Bartley: No one has time to be jealous with you, nor need, what they say
Carly: yer man there has loads to say for someone getting himself so 👅 tied w me
Ali: 😏
Ali: entirely too much talking is happening here, not enough doing
Carly: @ ro ro w my what she said 
Moses: If you’re gonna keep on playing with little boys, I’m afraid that’s not going to change, girls
Carly: v manly & 💪 to give it out to the others like theyre 👶
Moses: Come find us when you want to find out the difference, yeah
Bartley: Yeah, that don’t make them little girls, no? 🤔
Johnny: Enough
Bartley: You’re being dead creepy, Mosey boy, see
Carly: yous are all acting the maggot it’s been said
Carly: quit your messing theres a 🔥 to start
Ronan: She’s a point there
Moses: I’m the only one doing anything, none of yous can talk ‘til you’re bothering yourselves up
Carly: 🥺 ah poor 👶
Ali: You need to get in the party spirit, lads
Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️
Ali: You know the line…
Johnny: Move yourselves is my line
Ali: And they do all seem to listen when you talk
Ali: must be oldest perks
Johnny: It’s knowing what’s good for ‘em sense
Carly: 💪🥊🤕
Bartley: You wish, women aren’t allowed at fights
Carly: sure look 🙄🥱
Carly: I’m a lover not a fighter, yous would be wise to catch yourself on more that way
Bartley: Tell John boy
Johnny: A girl don’t tell me a thing
Ali: Unless they have a good idea
Johnny: And that you’ve not, the good idea was on Moses
Ali: What’s a 🔥 without company though, no offence, Moses
Ronan: Full offence all of yous, she is better company
Carly: aw thats the spirit 💞🥰💕
Ali: 😁 I could be inclined to be now
Moses: You’re welcome
Carly: I don’t have faves, youre always welcome, mosey
Moses: What a backhanded compliment, Carls 😏
Carly: 🖐🍑 if you want but u know what I meant
Bartley: We got it
Carly: all love all the time, even for you, b boy
Ali: 🌞🍄🌈🍃
Ronan: I don’t have faves btw, Carls
Carly: you best not 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰
Moses: Peace and love, is it, Ro?
Ronan: She has her charms too, need showing again, is it, Mosey boy?
Moses: As I said, you’re welcome
Carly: don’t you love me no more? ☹️😢
Moses: Christ, you messer
Carly: I think you're unreal idk y youre being like this to me 💔👿
Bartley: 🤣🤣🤣
Ali: Shut up, Bart
Moses: I’m not being like nothing
Carly: I’d help you w the 🔥 but I’m a girl
Carly: they’d only chuck us on it 🔮📿🧿
Moses: We’ve got it handled, you don’t need to worry yourself
Ali: [Private to Carly]
Ali: Are you okay? 🔮💛
Carly: yea 🎱
Ali: Do you really not have favourites?
Carly: not of the lads 🪀💜
Carly: do you?
Ali: I don’t know, not yet
Ali: I thought maybe you really really loved Moses
Carly: thats gas 😅
Carly: today I don’t even like him 💔👿
Ali: It does sound it now 🙃 but I was 💭 I’d feel like a total dick if I didn’t do more than tell Bart to shut up about it anyway
Carly: why you’re my fave 🐅🌻🪐🌞
Ali: 🤫 on not being one of the lads, eh
Carly: cos you could build a more savage 🔥 with your 👀 closed & they’d be ☹️😢
Ali: but we’ve got 🍆 envy
Ali: bless ‘em
Carly: number 7 when I’m bothering myself with number 2 
Carly: & they say they get it 🙄🥱
Ali: you have to pretend they do though, until you can guide them towards the actual answer, that’s what works best
Carly: 👶👶👶👶
Ali: a full-time occupation
Carly: I’d be fit to go work for a nursery like
Ali: You can’t leave school too, I’ll be TOO bored 🤯💀
Carly: [insert a generic as hell irish name here to be her mum’s because she’d insist you call her by it as you’re besties] would have us cleaning caravan 1st ⛓🧹🧼🧽🧺🔒 no tah 
Ali: Tell me about it
Ali: I’ll take babysitting these boys over my little brother any day of the week
Carly: hes sweet though
Ali: He might look it
Carly: he acts it w me 😇🍼🧸🌼🧃
Ali: 🤔
Carly: but hey all your brothers love me 
Ali: of course
Carly: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 how I said
Ali: Do you think Johnny would take me to see my brother?
Carly: he’d do anything u want
Ali: Yeah but
Ali: he’ll want to take the piss, when he realises what for and where
Carly: give him the best reason to keep his gob shut & he will
Carly: you’re his fave 🔮💙🍀
Ali: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 whether he deserves it or not
Carly: u deserve to see your brother
Carly: I’ll get [her mum] to take you if he’ll not
Ali: you’re the best
Ali: worth x1000
Carly: 😳🥺😵‍💫
Ali: because you’re sweet for real, not just to catch 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Carly: ily for real 🐝💛
Ali: do they hate us or love us
Ali: do you think they even know?
Carly: with site lads & me it’s always both 🌞☔️
Ali: I need to be that sure
Carly: theyre less sure of you too but that’s class
Ali: my ☘️s looking a little plastic
Carly: you’ll be grand theres still loads of 🔮💙
Ali: My ma did me that favour
Ali: I’m gonna ask him, fuck it
Carly: he’ll say yea but if he don’t we’ve a backup 🎲
Ali: [Carly’s mum] 🌟
Carly: go for it 🎯
Ali: 🏹💀
Ali: Distract the others? I’m not taking this to the public forum for a debate 🙄🥱
Carly: 🍆📏
Ali: I’ll owe you even more if you really have to witness that… again 😇
Carly: away with ye 🐝👼🏼🦋🧚🏼‍♀️🍃
Ali: 🥺😽😽
Ali: [Private to Johnny]
Ali: Can I talk to you, and not have to hear 3 other opinions and perspectives?
Johnny: Talk about what?
Ali: I’ve got a problem and maybe you could help
Johnny: With who? Those dealers, is it?
Ali: Of course not, they’re harmless
Ali: I need to go somewhere, it’s not that far and I can pay for petrol
Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself about what it costs
Ali: I’m not trying to take the piss, like
Johnny: It’s never worked like that with favours, you know
Ali: yeah, I know
Ali: I need to go see my big brother, my parents don’t want me to but they’re thinking like I’m a kid who’d be scared to see where he is
Johnny: He’s in [whatever the place is called because of course you know everyone would, it’s town goss]
Ali: Yeah, that’s the one, bit too far to walk or bike without some prior planning at least
Johnny: I can take you
Ali: Really?
Johnny: Yeah
Ali: I proper appreciate it, seriously
Johnny: You’re no kid, your parents have that wrong
Ali: It’s an excuse anyway, for them not going, the proper kid they’ve got to look after
Ali: he’d get a better reception in prison, I know that
Johnny: And my opinion on how family matters are meant to be handled
Ali: I value your opinion, as a friend
Ali: no one can talk properly in a group chat
Johnny: It’s just us here now
Ali: I asked you because you don’t talk to fill space, not just because you’re older, you still aren’t old enough, technically
Johnny: The rules you’re talking about don’t apply to me, I live by the only ones that do
Ali: 🙏🙌?
Johnny: That’s part of it
Ali: It’s a shame I can’t set you up with my sister
Johnny: For her, my family’ll set me up when I’m ready to settle with a decent girl
Ali: Do you already know who, like a shortlist?
Johnny: It’s a community, we all know each other
Ali: I suppose so
Johnny: You wouldn’t marry a stranger, we’ve that in common
Ali: Intriguing in theory but terrible in practice
Ali: I don’t suppose I’ll marry anyone 
Johnny: You don’t hold any of the values we do
Ali: I don’t know about any, the compare and contrast hasn’t been that extensive
Johnny: You don’t behave like any of our girls would, it tells me enough
Ali: I’m not going to attempt to marry one of you, it’s okay
Johnny: You can’t, so
Ali: Shame for me, so I’ve heard
Johnny: I’ll hear from you when you’re looking to go
Ali: Aren’t you going to speak to me tonight?
Johnny: You pointed to the difference well enough, they’re all there then
Ali: I wasn’t pointing anything out to mean we can’t talk
Ali: I’m not a kid, like you said, I know you don’t like me like that
Johnny: I can’t be getting a word in, unless I keep on putting my foot down, like you said
Ali: That would require me to ignore you completely
Johnny: You probably should, like
Ali: Maybe
Ali: I have my own rules too though
Johnny: Yeah
Ali: See you later then
Johnny: Maybe
Ali: Please
Johnny: Yours and Carly’s sugar and spice thing don’t work on me
Ali: Hm but it does on Moses so you know I’ll be very bored if you don’t show 
Johnny: If I show it’s to keep him away from her
Ali: Understood
Johnny: Later then
Ali: What about the other two?
Johnny: What about them?
Ali: Do you care if they go near her?
Johnny: A word from me and they won’t
Ali: but you know how that looks
Johnny: I know everything I need to about it
Ali: Okay
Johnny: Tell her yourself and I’ll not have to
Ali: I can’t tell her what to do
Johnny: I can
Ali: Do you want me to be jealous?
Johnny: Are you?
Ali: I know when to be quiet too, like
Johnny: I don’t know that you do
Ali: You’re not going to take me at my word on that one?
Johnny: If you was one of us, yeah
Johnny: but your word’s no good as it goes
Ali: Should’ve known
Ali: wait and see doesn’t work in this situation
Johnny: No it don’t, I’d wait and see quiet’s the last thing you are
Ali: Only because you’ve been trying to leave for the last 10 minutes and I won’t let you
Johnny: I’m still here, there’s plenty enough for you
Ali: I’m grateful to you, about the brother thing
Ali: it’s not the only reason but a big one
Johnny: Family’s important
Ali: It is, more important than some of mine want it to be at the minute
Johnny: You’re not turning your back, that’s what matters
Ali: I couldn’t, it’s not an option to me
Johnny: It’s not meant to be an option for anyone
Ali: I’ll work out how to tell them, literally doing so hasn’t really worked so maybe I do talk too much 
Johnny: I’m not saying you do here to kick you when you’re down
Ali: I knew we were friends, boy
Johnny: No you didn’t, you don’t know what we are
Ali: Isn’t that half the fun?
Johnny: I knew you were having fun
Ali: Don’t you want me to?
Johnny: It’s a with not at thing
Ali: Oh my God
Ali: you think this is like… sex tourism, that I’m that arsehole???
Johnny: Your mate is, be careful who you hang ‘round after if you’re bothering yourself with what I think
Ali: She has to live where her mum makes her
Johnny: It don’t make her one of us and she wants to stop acting like it before she gets stopped
Ali: There must be a reason they’re tolerated here, have been
Johnny: Like you said, tourists are good for what they’re good for
Ali: Then you should like her
Johnny: If she left after 1 week or 2 I would
Ali: and I don’t care what you think, just if I’m being perceived like that at all
Johnny: You come across like a peeping Tom into my life, but you don’t care about our ways 
Ali: I care, I don’t try to adhere to them, because that’d be like I was pretending to be one of you
Johnny: You care about what’s fun for you, same as Carly
Ali: I ask everyone questions, I just like to know things
Ali: as it bothers you I won’t ask you more
Johnny: It’s not your playground
Ali: It’s yours, I know
Johnny: She’s too comfortable and now so are you
Ali: For your liking or just in general?
Johnny: Have a look about and see who’s looking back at you feeling disrespected
Ali: You’re the first person to bring it to my attention but I’ll be vigilant next time I visit
Johnny: You know, you can’t say you don’t, my work here’s done
Ali: I know that not everyone feels the same as you do
Ali: but sure, I’ve got some things to think about now
Johnny: You’re welcome for it
Ali: I’m not trying to think right now though so I better go
Johnny: Mind how you do go
Ali: You don’t need to concern yourself with that
Johnny: But I am concerned, so
Ali: Why?
Johnny: Carly has made enemies, sure, I’m not one of yours
Ali: You just think I’m a voyeur 
Johnny: And how am I wrong?
Ali: because I consider the people I come to see my friends, not a spectacle 
Johnny: I don’t know that I want my family having friends like you
Ali: You’ll have to take it up with them, I’m not refusing friendship on the basis of culture
Johnny: Being a culture vulture you wouldn’t, like
Ali: Keep insulting me like it changes anything
Johnny: If I was insulting you I’d say worse
Ali: Of course
Johnny: It’s a clash, culturally
Ali: In which my polite interest is unacceptable and you saying whatever you want about me is fair game
Johnny: In which you and Carly are trying to collect us like trophies
Ali: Maybe you’re just attractive, you’re doing yourself a disservice by making it all nefarious 
Johnny: It’s your game not mine
Ali: There’s no game
Johnny: Play it somewhere else
Ali: You don’t want to be collected, I got it
Johnny: Off you go then
Ali: Do you act like a dick just to counteract the nice thing you’re doing for me 
Ali: I wasn’t about to tell any more than you were
Johnny: You tell on yourself when you’re here
Ali: Not about that, it’s private
Johnny: Yeah, this warning wasn’t put in there for ‘em to contribute to either
Ali: Bart might back you
Johnny: I don’t need their backing, it’s me and you talking
Ali: Just saying what we both know, Ronan likes me and Moses doesn’t mind as long as he thinks I’ll sleep with him like a good tourist should
Johnny: I’m neither of them
Ali: I didn’t get your names confused, I know where I am
Johnny: I’ve got my own views and I do what I reckon is proper to
Johnny: you’re not Carly, don’t act like her when 1’s too many enough
Ali: and now I’m a bad imitation, charming
Johnny: You’re not’s what I’m saying 
Ali: You’re funny but also so confusing
Johnny: What’s confusing or funny?
Ali: You show that you hate me by being quite nice, or that you like me by being quite mean
Ali: either way, it’s topsy-turvy enough to be 🙃
Johnny: Taking you to see your brother is separate, he’s your brother
Ali: it’s not the singular nice thing you’ve ever done
Johnny: It probably is
Ali: and if I was playing a game, I’d use the dead sister, gone brother card all the time now
Ali: but I won’t
Johnny: There’s places you don’t go, or it won’t feel like a win
Ali: I hadn’t assumed I was playing fair
Johnny: I had, you’re trying to prove me wrong about you being amoral like her
Ali: You’re going to settle down when you’re like 16 
Johnny: Maybe I’ll be 18
Ali: How’d you get so serious
Johnny: Not wanting Carly don’t make me serious
Ali: I wasn’t aware you didn’t so
Johnny: Fun with, you read it, if you’re not against me I’ve got nothing to get serious over
Ali: I’m not planning a coup
Ali: all I want is… I don’t know
Johnny: Come find me when you know
Ali: Only if you can give it to me
Johnny: Yeah, but saying what we both know, what can’t I give you?
Ali: You don’t know what I want yet
Johnny: I’ve got it handled, whatever it is
Ali: Oh, alright then
Johnny: Wait and see does work here
Ali: I might make a list…
Johnny: You’re a girl it’s in your mind to
Ali: I don’t think that’s in the Bible
Johnny: It’s in my life experience
Ali: Make big promises, you want to cash them, that’s my experience
Johnny: Go big or home is universal
Ali: Must be 
Johnny: Everyone’s heard it
Ali: Inappropriate time to say you sounded like my brother, as you already think I’m going to hell
Johnny: Promising you’re not burning tonight don’t count as big
Ali: Appreciated, nonetheless
Ali: Don’t know how you’d dress to burn at the stake, not like I have though
Johnny: Moses would ask what you’re wearing
Ali: Yeah, he would 😅 like an old-school pervert in a phonebox
Johnny: I sounded like your brother how?
Ali: Not that one, I wasn’t slyly calling you mental
Ali: My other older brother, he has lots of mottos like that
Johnny: You’ve not been slagging me back half enough, maybe you do have some decency in you, a knowing of how to behave like a girl should
Ali: Hilarious
Ali: I’ll have to warn you when I feel like insulting you now
Johnny: Still playing fair there
Ali: I can’t help being a delight, sorry
Johnny: You’ve good as promised to delight me now
Ali: I do, it’s not intentional but you are welcome
Johnny: What’s intentional? I’d go for that instead of
Ali: That’s a wait and see
Johnny: How you’re dressed, is it?
Ali: Yeah, I can’t lie about it, that would look stupider
Johnny: You could lie about who it’s for
Ali: I don’t know any of you well enough for it to be more than an educated guess at what you’d want to see 
Ali: but it’s always intentional 
Johnny: Guessing what they want to look at don’t need much education, Carly knows
Ali: but it’s me and you talking right now
Johnny: And you’ve got more about you than her or we’d not be talking
Ali: I’m not going to join in bad-mouthing her, you know
Johnny: Loyalty is something else important
Ali: She’s nice to me, her ma was going to take me if you couldn’t
Johnny: How nice she is, what they say, is her trouble
Johnny: and her ma, you know
Ali: People have their reasons, usually things they can’t do much about
Johnny: Her reason being she don’t live by no rules, can do as she likes
Ali: Can she?
Johnny: Sure, she reckons it to be so
Ali: I wouldn’t say there are no consequences though, would you?
Ali: People at school are pretty awful to Carly, no doubt her mum gets a similar treatment
Johnny: Behave shocking, you’re treated shocking, way of the world, no?
Ali: If only it were that fair
Johnny: It is here
Ali: Perhaps they like the certainty
Johnny: You’d be needing to ask your mate about that, I don’t know
Ali: I’ll try to remember
Johnny: You letting me go now or what?
Ali: Maybe
Ali: how’s the fire coming along?
Johnny: It’s down to Moses how it is, I’ve my own things I’m busy with
Ali: Oh, I see, I’ll have to ask him then
Johnny: You will, I’m [doing something to fix that bike they are riding in those gifs but idk about that I’m not a mechanic like Alison is]
Ali: You could’ve told me, before I bothered walking all the way to Caleb’s instead
Johnny: There’s still work to be done before you’re not walking, tell you that
Ali: 😁
Johnny: You could be here passing me [whatever tools he needs for this, because that’s obvs her only job as a girl, rude sir she’s more capable than you]
Ali: Wow, I can’t believe you trust me to know what a [namedrop the most basic tool] is 
Johnny: I’d nod to it, you can follow where I’m looking, can’t you?
Ali: You’ll see, won’t you
Johnny: What you keep on saying
Ali: We can pretend I just stood there and watched, it’s okay
Johnny: You’re dressed for nothing else, you reckon
Ali: How sweet, you care about my laundry
Johnny: I’ve sisters, I know what they care about
Ali: You’re adorable
Johnny: You’re a girl, what you trying to fight that for?
Ali: I don’t think I am?
Johnny: You don’t think you’re a girl, how’s that?
Ali: No, I know I’m a girl, that just means something different to you
Johnny: Yeah, yous have lost what it means
Ali: Can’t it mean both, or however many things we want it to?
Johnny: No
Ali: At least you’re to the point
Johnny: You don’t have proper men in your life, that’s your trouble
Ali: Do you think travellers are happier than us lot, on the whole?
Johnny: Than yours, I’ve heard about all your brothers
Johnny: and your sisters
Ali: Hardly a fair comparison, everyone knows we’re fucked up
Johnny: I could say I don’t know no unhappy travellers and you’d go I wasn’t being fair there, I’m biased or whatever 
Ali: just asking one of my many questions
Ali: Maybe you’ve got the right idea, I’m not claiming to
Johnny: We do marry your lot sometimes, not my family, but there are travellers who would
Ali: You’re strict
Ali: I got that
Johnny: It’s a community, you don’t agree with everyone in yours
Ali: Maybe no one, starting to seem
Johnny: Keeping it going, how it’s been and is meant to be, is important
Ali: Well, it was kind of you to say there’s hope for me yet
Johnny: I’m not a monster, like
Ali: Will you invite me to your wedding?
Johnny: You’d have to be yourself, it’s not for non-travellers
Ali: 😏
Johnny: You’ve time, some of my uncles waited ‘til they were 21
Ali: I’ve never been to a wedding
Johnny: I’ve not been to one of yours, can’t say what they’re about
Ali: Depends on all sorts, what sort of religious you are or aren’t, how minted, how much you like attention
Johnny: Will we crash one and see?
Ali: Umm, YES
Ali: That’s the best idea you’ve had today
Johnny: Hey now, Moses got in before me, can’t be helped
Ali: He’s trying harder to impress, that’s all
Johnny: Ah sure, he does need to at most things
Ali: What happened to loyalty, eh? 😉
Johnny: Ask it of him if you can get a word in between him and Carly
Ali: You can be the cockblock
Johnny: Thanks a million
Ali: Doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a girl should get in the middle of, like, so sorry 
Johnny: Happy to go along when it suits
Ali: She’s mad at him anyway, I happen to know
Johnny: We both know she’s not
Ali: Perhaps not enough to save your evening, no
Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself for my evening
Ali: That means you’re going to ignore me
Johnny: It means she don’t matter enough it’s written off
Ali: It’ll happen anyway, even if your face makes him wait ‘til he reckons you’re not looking
Johnny: And on his head it’ll be, her and the trouble she brings
Ali: We’ve got a bike to fix anyway
Johnny: I have, you’re to watch me, girl
Ali: You expect me to watch you all night
Johnny: Get out of it with your thinking it’ll take all night
Ali: It will if you don’t let me help
Johnny: You’ll not tell ‘em?
Ali: Nor ruin your bike, I’ve mended my dad’s loads
Johnny: Maybe you can help
Ali: I can, you just have to let me
Johnny: Just with [something easy but not piss easy af so he’s giving her the tiniest ever bit of credit lol tis progress]
Ali: Alright
Ali: It’s a date 🔩🧰🔧
Johnny: I’ve parts to go for now but I’ll see you when I’m back
Ali: That’s okay, gives me time to hang out with Ronan or he’ll be pissed off with me
Johnny: He’s better taste than his brother has
Ali: You heard, he doesn’t have favourites
Johnny: I did
Ali: but we’re friends, when he used to go to school, we had some lessons together
Johnny: I knew he never liked school for itself
Ali: Who does? It’s beyond boring if you don’t make it fun yourself
Johnny: He’s there to learn to write and the like, not make friends with you
Ali: I didn’t stop him, did I
Johnny: You’re stopping me here, maybe, so
Ali: Fine, fine, go on then
Johnny: Later, Ali
Ali: 👋 In a bit
Carly: [Private to Moses because Winnie insists]
Carly: are you 😤😠 @ me?
Moses: At you? Why would I be…
Carly: idk but u can say if you are
Moses: You didn’t need to ask if I loved you, did you
Carly: I’m sorry
Carly: & for calling you unreal in front of the others
Moses: Yeah, so you knew what you did wrong
Carly: yea, I’m sorry though
Moses: Are you?
Carly: I’ll keep saying it if you want
Moses: just tell me why you’re sorry
Carly: for the others slagging u, like
Carly: I don’t want you to be 😤😠 or 😳 cos of me
Moses: Nah, don’t trouble yourself
Moses: I don’t care that much, you must be thinking of my little brother
Carly: what else do you want me to be sorry for?
Moses: I don’t
Moses: just don’t make me look like that again
Carly: k, sorry
Carly: again, for you
Moses: Sorry is boring, Carls
Moses: do better
Carly: I’m picking up you can have the best 🍭🍬
Moses: That’s more like it, hopes it can be a proper party aren’t totally dead
Carly: it’ll be a deadly party, I’ll bring it
Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️ how I said 
Moses: It needs to be, been too quiet lately
Carly: 1 thing I’m not never, you’ll be my friend again before u know ❤️🧡💛
Moses: 😏 True enough, you were talking way too much, don’t remind me
Carly: shut me up then, boy
Moses: Not yet, no
Carly: it’s not a no never 
Moses: I’m not shooting myself in the foot because you were being a gobshite
Carly: 😄 my gob’s good for too much else, sure
Moses: Fuck’s sake 😆
Carly: & I do think youre unreal 👀💙🌊🌌
Moses: So you’re with me tonight, got it?
Carly: 🥺 yea
Moses: If you go anywhere near any of the others, I won’t even look at you for a month
Carly: what others? I’m w you
Moses: I better start being nice to you then, hadn’t I
Carly: you can still be 😤😠 I’ve not fixed it for you yet
Moses: I know what you like, subtle as that were
Carly: subtle is - craic, no fun 
Moses: A smidgen wouldn’t hurt, at times
Carly: I’ll make it up to you however you like
Moses: Fair, it is pretty good craic winding Johno up for me
Carly: now he don’t love me seriously
Moses: He’s moody, don’t you worry about him
Carly: he’s scary
Moses: oh just to girls like yourself, no one else is taking his stropping too serious
Carly: I am a girl like myself so
Moses: I’ll look after you
Carly: 🥺 k I can’t talk too much if thats what you’re saying
Moses: I’m nice to people who are nice to me
Moses: you’re not scared of me, are you?
Carly: I like how I’m scared of you 
Moses: Good answer, like
Carly: & you’ll look after me, you’ve said it now
Moses: because you’re going to make it worth my while
Moses: if you’re throwing yourself at everyone in vicinity, you get what you deserve and that’s not protection
Carly: I’ll do what you tell me to do
Moses: It would be a shame if you got hurt, you know
Moses: it’d give me no pleasure to see it
Carly: I’m about giving pleasure it’s all I want 🌺🐝
Moses: If you give it to me, you’re guaranteed to get it back
Carly: I’ll give you what you want too
Moses: You’re very sweet
Carly: ah I have tried to let you know it
Carly: maybe it were too subtle for you 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰
Moses: and maybe you got lost
Carly: I think I know my way round, don’t worry yourself about that
Moses: You really shouldn’t waste your time with the younger ones, you know
Carly: give me something to do & I’ll not bother
Moses: Are you with your friend right now?
Carly: yea but where do you want me & I’ll be there? 🐝🦋🍃
Moses: Yous need to pick up first, don’t rush
Moses: you could send me something though
Carly: k wait 💙
Carly: [and obvs do because this is who you are, ofc you will]
Moses: Do you like her?
Carly: I love her
Carly: do u like her?
Moses: I like you more, promise
Carly: you’re the lad I like most
Moses: That’s smart of you
Carly: I’ve not been called smart before
Moses: You’re proper smart, when you remember to act it
Carly: remind us when I need it & nothing has to go wrong 🌞🌚
Moses: I might
Carly: [send him something else to sweeten the deal here]
Moses: How am I meant to keep my hands to myself
Carly: you’re never meant to, like
Moses: I’m not meant to go near you but
Carly: but forbidden 🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🥝 you’ve to eat me
Moses: Tell your mate she’s gonna have to miss you
Carly: 😋 will I walk home? 
Moses: Can’t you run?
Carly: I’ll be 😵‍💫 but sure that feels grand too 🌌🚀🌠🪐☄️
Moses: Poor baby, what you said, was it?
Carly: I don’t remember
Carly: no comment, can it be? 😶
Moses: You’ll be feeling shy when I get you in front of me
Carly: I feel I’m about to drown when round you 👀💙🌊
Moses: I want to see how red you can go
Carly: 🍓🍒🍎❤️
Moses: You want to drown, I’ll make it happen
Carly: watch you don’t yourself making me so 💦🌊
Moses: You gonna let me feel it when you get here
Carly: with all the parts of your body you want
Moses: You won’t be able to ignore that part of me
Carly: I can’t ever, had me thinking about it all the time
Moses: The way you look at me isn’t subtle
Carly: sorry
Moses: no you’re not
Carly: I’m sorry I can’t run no faster
Moses: Me too
Moses: but you’ll be happy that I’ve got no patience left when you do get here
Carly: please can’t you come get me?
Moses: I can’t walk never mind run
Carly: y can’t you drive, you can even hammered I’ve seen it
Moses: The idea of you crawling holds too much appeal rn
Carly: [do it because obviously]
Carly: theres that to watch back much as you like, so please 🙏💙
Moses: You’ve no shame, have you
Carly: catholic guilt passed my caravan by
Carly: nanny tried but I’m a girl like me, yea
Moses: I’ll show you what you’re missing in the car
Carly: you said you’d be nice to me & I’ve fucked my knees up for you w that carry on 🍓❤️
Moses: No rest for the wicked
Carly: am I though or am I 😇🙏💙
Moses: Oh, you want to be a good girl now, is it
Carly: for you
Carly: best girl you’ve ever ever had
Moses: I’ll still fuck you ‘til you can’t breathe, doesn’t matter how well you behave now, I want it
Carly: til I go ❤️💜💙
Moses: Say it’s what you’re after
Carly: I want it
Carly: I’ve been after you to fuck me for forever, years & years
Moses: By God, you’re such a state
Carly: you got me in it only u can fix it
Moses: I never did but I’m glad you’ve no daddy around
Carly: me too
Moses: What I can offer is better
Carly: hes making no offers but don’t let that make you less than unreal
Moses: Is he really a traveller? No one knows him
Carly: [her mum, I need to give you a name ma’am] don’t know him neither
Carly: what can I say but ah sure look, you know 🔮🎱
Moses: She is the one that made you this state, sure
Carly: don’t you love me? 😏
Moses: Don’t start that again, you
Carly: start your car up & I’ll behave 
Moses: Joker, that’s what you are
Moses: but I’ll be on my way
Carly: cute of you not to call us a 🤡 there I wanna keep on w being smart
Moses: You barely wear any slap compared to most the girls I know
Carly: my hands are too shaky
Moses: Not the only one with that little problem neither
Carly: but if you want me to for later I can ask ali to help me
Moses: I’ll have to think about that one
Carly: k let us know when youve decided
Moses: You are too innocent looking
Carly: why ive to act up so hard for you to see I’m not
Moses: oh I know
Carly: not yet but youre on your way to knowing 🚗❤️💜💙
Moses: So shut your mouth for now and I’ll be there before you know it
Carly: [a video of her holding her breath for the drowning of it all]
Moses: That’s not distracting at all
Carly: will I stop then?
Moses: We both know the answer to that
Carly: cos I need you to stop me
Moses: I’m no babysitter
Carly: I’m not your baby, you don’t talk to me like that
Moses: Neither of us would like that
Carly: but if it’s a show youre after like I’m a kid & I’m making you watch you can see how I can fit my ✊ in my mouth, it exists here on my phone for the craic
Carly: [and do send him that cos why wouldn’t you]
Moses: How much of a show-off you are reminds me of Bart
Carly: for that one I am sorry 😶
Moses: 😏 you really should be
Carly: I really am
Moses: He’s less of a smart arse than Ro but it’s still not working for me
Carly: I only 💭 you might like it lads at school did
Moses: I already told you the difference between little boys and men
Carly: yea though I need showing still
Moses: Someone’ll have to
Carly: you have to I cant ignore no part of u no more
Moses: I’ll still give you a lift
Moses: have to see if you can turn me on again
Carly: when you see how much I am
Moses: How do I know that’s not for your dealer, or your pal, hmm?
Carly: cos I legged it from em on your say
Moses: Good thing they don’t make her pay, be pretty poor behaviour, that
Carly: she’ll forgive me, what about you?
Moses: To be decided, nightmare
Carly: you know its all for u to decide
Carly: everything you do or don’t do to me
Moses: You can ask very nicely and I’ll debate if it’s more fun making you sweat it first
Carly: please 
Moses: What d’ya want, girl?
Carly: you
Moses: yeah, and why’s that?
Carly: cos you keep on being more & more unreal
Moses: That is pretty nice, well done
Carly: I’m not good at this but I hope you know what I mean & it’s some sense
Moses: You’re much cuter when you’re nervous and not trying so hard anyway
Carly: I’m always nervous about you
Moses: You can trust me
Moses: I will give you what you need, even if I play with you a bit first
Carly: idc I just want to give you what you need
Moses: Yeah?
Carly: yea 😳🌺
Moses: You can stay in my ‘van, as long as you don’t let anyone see you leaving
Carly: I swear I’ll be invisible then like, in the ☁️s
Moses: Just how long do you want to keep me happy
Carly: as long as youre happy w me I’ll keep on
Moses: Maybe I’ll let you be a regular visitor then
Carly: I hope it’ll be so 🔮🎲🍀🐇🌠
Moses: You can tell Ali but that’s it
Carly: you can trust me too
Moses: Let’s not get carried away, nightmare
Carly: whether my da’s a traveller or no, I’m up on how this works, boy & I know what you want
Carly: I’ll say nothing to the others
Moses: If you’re to start it, I’m the one who can make your life hell
Moses: you be sure to know and keep knowing that
Carly: I’m only after heaven from you
Moses: 😅 Alright, sweetheart, you knew who to come to for it, give you that
Carly: yea
Moses: Lucky, could be letting one of the others bore you to tears right about now
Carly: but you wouldn’t cos you want to be the 1st lad I’ve let do things to me & 🍀 yourself
Moses: What have you done, how far have you gone?
Carly: only just 💋 some
Moses: Wow
Carly: I told you I want you for it
Moses: you can have it
Carly: & you’ll look after me how you said?
Moses: Promise, like
Carly: cos I wasn’t gonna give u the knowing of how special you are but I’ve gone & told you now
Moses: now I’ll be careful, otherwise I would’ve ended up hurting you by mistake
Carly: idc if u hurt me do what you want
Moses: You’d care
Carly: I care if you think I’m a 👶 now
Moses: If I thought you were a baby, I’d steer clear of you, leave you for my brother
Carly: don’t just cos I can’t shut up & said I’ve not done this before 😳🍒
Moses: I’m going to take it, you’ll compare everyone after to me
Carly: I’ll think of you forever
Moses: You’ll miss me
Carly: you’ll miss me too when you’re married
Moses: That’s a while away, I’m not Johno
Carly: can I be a regular visitor til its not a while away?
Moses: Long as you don’t give me a reason why not, sure, why wouldn’t I want a visitor like you
Carly: 😁☁️🌼🌻🍀🌞🌈🌚🌟
Moses: dope, come get in the car
Carly: [literally run and do that gal for better or worse lol]
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MHA QUIRKLESS AU REGULAR JOBS
🥦Midoriya📚: Therapist
👩‍🚀Ochako🐾: Astronaut
🏃‍♂️Iida💨: Race Car Driver
❄️Todoroki🔥: Model
🐸Tsuyu👅: herpetologist
🧠Shinso🗣️: Therapist
💥Bakugo💢: Restaurant Owner, Head Chef, and former Model for his parents fashion line
⛰️Kirashima💪: Personal Trainer
⚡Kaminari😵‍💫: Electrician
🕸️Sero💪: Artist specializing in Tape Art
👽Mina👑: Dance Instructor
🎧Jirou🔊: Dj and Songwriter
🙏Momo👑: CEO of a Manufacturing company
🧿Aizawa🚫: Homeroom Teacher
🗣️Mic🎤: English Teacher, Dj, and Radio Host
🔞Midnight💤: Underwear Model, and Porn Actress(don't judge she is confident in her body, and Sexuality and is a legal udult)
(to be continued maybe)
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