#bg3 gur

[cheekylittlepupp]

Letter from the Gur to spawn Astarion (freeing the 7000 spawn ending)

[cchickki]

Excuse me? Did you not just hear anything I just said? They're gone.

[kittenhawkk]

The look you give when a silly little elf man stabs a guy in the face for seemingly no reason.

[sclappin]

Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

[syn0vial]

apparently if you don't kill cazador, there's an epilogue where the gur rip out cazador's tongue and let astarion murder the shit out of him. and i think that's beautiful ❤️

[rolanpilled]

BG3 Patch 5 Spoilers

WARNING: BG3 SPOILERS AHEAD!

New content from the ending scene of BG3. This is all from the perspective of a redeemed Dark Urge who romanced Shadowheart and Halsin, and recruited every "good" ally possible.

people at the party: all your companions, scratch, owlbear, volo, and a bard in the middle playing a song (his name is milil)

lae'zel is the only one who isn't here physically, she sent an astral projection instead because she's been busy fighting vlaakith

astarion explains why he ran away (ashamed) when the sunlight hit him, he's become a "hero" who adventures and has accepted himself

(romanced halsin) you can hug halsin, he's missed his friends and you. you can do both the hug and the kiss, it's really sweet. he's turned the shadowlands into a community, repursing reithwin and moonrise towers into homes for people

jaheira's daughter rejoined the flaming fist, she's been working on rebuilding the harper network. the upper city was entirely destroyed by the battle but has been mostly rebuilt. she jokes that you might be a parent soon

wyll gives you a choice between three stories, a stegosaur/dinosaur battle, an impossible lich, or a young dragon. he lost his warlock powers but has been managing the best he can, and has become a RANGER ("a true hunter of monsters"). duke ravengard is commanding the flaming fist and help rebuilding the city, and he's very proud of his son

minsc and boo guard the streets while jaheira is "occupied with harperish manners". they "went to give a tickle" to the zhentarim, then got locked up in a zhentish cell, awaiting execution? idk if i'm reading incorrectly but he seems to be implying that he actually GOT executed but withers brought him back just in time lmfao

gale has become "professor gale dekarios of blackstaff academy, educator of the esteemed school of illusion". tara is with him. he surrended the crown of karsus to mystra, who cured him of the orb in exchange (his tattoo is gone), though his students still think he's explosive (he implies that he uses it as a threat to keep his class under control). he tells his students about your adventures together. he also implies you're welcome to visit his tower

shadowheart (main romance) - the game told me that we settled down together to live a happy, peaceful life on a farm in the countryside. shar still hurts her (if parents are saved), especially when she can sense that SH is enjoying herself, but it's been getting less frequent because she's been "losing interest". there's a new hug and kiss scene for her too, so i'm assuming this is for ALL companions and not just halsin/SH/whoever

withers will speak to you about karlach, explaining that she won't be able to come back. he jokes about her, which is rare for him, and you're given to opportunity to grieve her loss. in "a dozen tendays" (assumedly how long bg3 is), "an entire life was lived, she lived several centuries" (not exact quote).

milil, the bard playing in the center, does NOT want to be there. he's pissed that no one recognizes him (he's pissed specifically that i'm a bard and don't recognize him), i had to pass a deception check to recognize him and he cheered up and offered to change the song he's playing

there's a chest called "Chest of Grateful Words" filled with letters from your allies!

"Official Guild Letter"

"Letter from Barcus"

"Letter from Art"

"Letter from Valeria"

"Letter from Ravengard"

"Letter from Sebastian"

"Letter from Florrick"

"Letter from the Gur" (unascended Astarion)

"Letter from Alfira" (durge, killed quil grootslang)

"Letter from Dammon"

"Letter from Elminster"

"Letter from Nocturne"

"Letter from Voss"

"Letter from Hope"

"Letter from Mayrina"

"Letter from Nine-Fingers"

"Letter from Zevlor"

"Harp-stamped Letter"

Baldur's Mouth Gazette

If you find anything interesting I missed, please let me know.

[sweatandwoe]

I think the funniest bg3 thing is Astarion trying to actively dislike kids in act 1 to getting his personal autonomy and hope back to act 3 where if you think about hurting kids in any capacity he'd kill you

Man got memed to oblivion about being an asshole to kids only to go full dad mode in act 3

[utopianoverlord]

[archonfurina]

"You- you're right. I can be better than him."

[jzargo]

Never has "you praise a male character for the same traits you hate a female character for" been more true than with how fans react to Astarion vs Minthara

[lunian]

Gale, before Astarion's Ascension:

Gale, 5 mins later:

[cchickki]

The fate of the Gur children

[amischiefofmice]

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR BIT OF DIALOGUE BEFORE OH MY GOD HAHAHA

also pft, guess your parents didn't train you very well if you can't even stake some brand new spawns~

[albaharu]

(Sound on!) Here with subs

this is what i heard. when he is like "idk im sure a vampire spawn could rip your throat haha but what would i know"

[garf-lover96]

i was going to make this stupid diagram a YEAR ago but my hyperfixations on them started gradually wearing off UNTIL NOW BECAUSE THEY ALL SUDDENLY CAME BACK (because patch 7 of bg3 and season 3 of the legend of vox machina. Julian never left)

the hyperfix timeline btw: Julian(early August 2023) - Vax(mid to late August 2023) - Astarion(early September 2023)

so apparently i have quite a specific type and it's also really funny how they all appeared right after one another. my sweet sad pookies. i love them so much. this post might be niche but i hope that you get it guys <3

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I wasn't expecting this. But of course Larian would come up with something if you managed to spare Alfira as durge. ...I'm not crying hahahahaha