#bff date

[kabukiaku]

pookie is pensive. 🥺🖤 Ω

i love him so much.

[morganbritton132]

While Eddie is getting love advice from Hopper, Steve is plotting the demise of two of his friends’ relationship because Robin admitted to having a crush on Nancy.

His eyes keep shifting back and forth from Nancy and Joyce before he turns to Jonathan like, “You ever notice that your girlfriend looks a lot like your mom?”

“She actually looks more like your mom than you do,” Steve adds. “Weird.”

[normallen985]

fun fact about my sona. he owns three rats

[summershouto]

luffy and zoro reuniting in wano

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

"...He doesn't know that you're an idiot! Once he gets to know you and KNOW that you're an idiot, he'll love you...!" "What if he say no?" "Then HE'S an idiot."

- Buck and Eddie, ("911", 7x05)

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

So, Wisp has her own sort of AI at this point, right? Like, despite being a robot, she has her own personality and such

it would be incredibly funny if she befriends Damian, and Tim gets overwhelmed with 'Damian loving animals' instead of 'what's happening in Gotham'

(it would also be tragic if something were to happen with her and Damian goes to help (or sees her go to Timothy) and just sees like, a wing get casually removed-)

Yup pretty much!! Her chip was the "original" and since Tim wanted to ensure SHE worked before making his "army" she was made to learn and adapt and that she did.

The others are programmed to be well- pigeons, they're as intelligent as birds geared to survive and ocassionally infultrate gang terrirtory.

Wisp? He let her do her own thing- But if she met Damien (outside the tresspassing thing) who knows how she might react.

(Oh my god I feel so bad I started cackling because I imagined Damien on someones shoulders peering through a window- seeing her wing get ripped off and toppling as he fucking FAINTS)

[nyaskitten]

Even Ras' own VA agrees with me, btw.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 14 - Attraction

@jegulus-microfic June 14, Word count 676

Previous part First part

Regulus received a beautifully written email from Effie the following morning apologising for her idiotic son and for upsetting him when she invited Sirius and Remus to dinner. ‘Monty enjoyed their company when we were at dinner in the hotel and thought it would be nice to recreate it. If I had known James hadn’t asked you already, I would have invited you first. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us.’ And she’d signed it ‘Love Effie.’ 

Regulus had read it, again and again, breaking down each part and beginning to form a response. It was harder than he’d thought it would be. He’d never written to anyone’s mother before, let alone the most wonderful mother he’d ever met. No wonder James was so good and kind with parents like Effie and Monty. 

‘To Effie

Dear Effie,

Thank you for your lovely email. Of course, I forgive you, it was entirely my own misunderstanding. It could have happened to anyone. James is a total dolt! Thank you for the invitation. I am looking forward to dinner. Is there anything I can bring? 

Yours,

From,

Love, 

Regulus’

It was short, but he couldn’t think what else to put without embarrassing himself. He closed his eyes and hit send and relaxed back on the bed next to a snoring James. 

He was brushing his hand through his boyfriend’s scruffy hair when his phone pinged. He opened his emails and there was a reply from Effie. 

‘Dearest Regulus,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you. You are a sweet boy, and I am so glad James tried to bury you in snow. 

No darling, all we ask is for your company, we have everything for you all. See you at 6.

All my love,

Effie xxx’

James stirred next to him. 

“What are you laughing at?” He raised his head trying to catch a glimpse of Regulus’s phone screen. 

“Something your mum said,” He answered, twisting his phone out of James’s eyesight. 

“My mum? Oh gods, what have I forgotten now?” James sighed into Regulus’s chest. 

“Nothing,” Regulus had to chuckle, which made James scrape his stubble over Regulus’s sensitive skin. Regulus’s chuckle turned into a squeal, he didn’t see James’s hand flick out and grab his phone. He scrolled through their messages before Regulus even realised what he was doing. 

“Muuuummmmmm!” James groaned. “She’s such a pest. Sorry,” He added as he handed Regulus his phone back, and Regulus wasn’t sure if he was apologising for reading the messages or for his mum. Either way, Regulus wasn’t that bothered. Barty had done far worse. 

They were going to head over to James’s parents earlier than they’d planned because Monty had called Regulus’s number and, after ordering him to put him on speakerphone, so the others could hear, told them about the fun fair that had set up last night and would be opening in a few hours. Sirius and James had whooped with joy and started to excitedly discuss which attraction they would be going on first. 

“I’m just excited about the candy floss,” Remus had confessed to Regulus.

“Same,” Regulus agreed, “And the waltzers. I’m a sucker for the waltzers,” Remus turned to stare at him. 

“Me too. Why don’t we let those two bugger off and ride all the big rides, and we go and have some actual fun,” Remus suggested, pointing a finger at James and Sirius. Regulus watched his brother and his boyfriend messing around. Sirius jumped on James’s back while James spun around as fast as he could, until he tripped and launched Sirius into the air. Luckily, the sofa was waiting for him. Sirius sat up looking a bit dazed before he cheered. 

“Do it again!” And jumped back onto James’s back. Regulus rolled his eyes at them. 

“It’s a date,” He said to Remus, deciding James and Sirius could put themselves in danger and he'd eat sweets with Remus instead.

“Perfect,” Remus winked at him before he went to try and separate Sirius from James.

Next part

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 40

In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)

Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.

[sojutrait]

PROM NIGHT !!! jialun, audrey, prisha, and miranda all hung out together at prom! turns out miranda has had a crush on prisha for a while so she wasn't too thrilled when her and jialun had their thing lmao. but!! it's water under the bridge and everyone had a blast! jialun even won prom king

[kiwiana-writes]

KINDA THINK THAT I MIGHT BE HIS TYPE

[rated E, 12,864 words]

“Bea.” He clambers onto his knees, grabbing her hands in his own. “Bea, take me to Thanksgiving with you.” Bea blinks. Blinks again. “What?” “Bea, I could terrorise your gran until she’s begging you to stay single forever.”

Or, Alex agrees to be his friend's fake boyfriend for a weekend. He is not prepared for his friend's brother.

Alex and Bea Fake Date is now on AO3!

[harellan]

one of us is gonna have to change...

[buddiesmutslut]

I’m genuinely so fucking sick of the “you all would have loved it if it was Eddie who made that comment” take.

First of all, Eddie wouldn’t have made comment then, bc he knows how hard it is for Buck to talk about his emotions, & is REALLY good at giving him the space to talk about them, even if he does make jokes, they’re not out of pocket (the coming out scene, anyone? Breaking the tension with a joke & still being supportive without making a joke of his feelings.)

Secondly, even if Eddie DID make that comment, I’d probably still roll my eyes, but I’d be more willing to accept it. Do you wanna know why???

Who was the person that knew the details of what Buck was talking to his therapist about during their emergency session before the Buckley’s visit? Who is the first one they show at Buck’s side when he gets stuck in the warehouse trying to pull Saleh out after learning about Daniel?? Who is the one who was pacing downstairs in the station & making sure Buck was okay after the warehouse, and the one who warned him about his visitors??

Who was the one praying at Bobby’s bedside, right next to Buck in the hospital?

(I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the dude that’s had 10 minutes of fucking screen time that everyone forgot about post s1.)

It wouldn’t have been the same bc TOMMY AND EDDIE ARE NOT THE SAME. They are not on the same level of knowing Buck & understanding when to make jokes & what jokes to make. Your best friend, partner & co-parent of 6 years and the man that you haven’t even called your boyfriend yet are not on the same level of familiarity.

I get that you’re pissed that Tommy is being compared to Buck’s previous love interests (which would be the case, even if he wasn’t just as shitty & uninterested in Buck as a person as they all were) but if you genuinely think that he’s anywhere near Eddie’s level, EVEN PLATONICALLY, then I fear that you have been watching another show entirely, & I encourage you to watch more than just s7, bc that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why this fuck ass take exists.

[oeuvrinarydurian]

It’s Morsetache Monday!

I present to you…the pretty man with the epic moustache in the darling village where it’s all a big mess underneath the tea roses.

I sit in this fancy room full of objets d’art and am still the best looking thing in it. Moustache Power.

I have just said two snarky things to Dorothea, who has taken it in stride, as is her wont.

I am Much Too Good for you, but you have a kid so I’m helplessly charmed. Also: I’m rocking The Scottish Coat.

I am sleepy and adorably rumpled. I am also confused by Strange’s cryptic warning to trust no bugger.

I’m explaining things to dumb people, but I look good.

In which I squinch up my face and snarkily proclaim to my mentor that I’ve got a life. 

Additional Snark. This episode is a 10 out of 10 on the Snark-o-Meter.

In which I realize I was sucking face with the murderer. It will become a habit.

Plenty more fish.

[marioxdk]

Mario x Dk and Luigi x Bowser double date headcanons! :D

(that's how you say it right?)

Hell Yeah

It's Peach's suggestion

It's always Peach's suggestion

Both couples have been dating for a couple months

Luigi is supportive of Mario and DK's relationship, and Mario is reluctantly supportive of Luigi and Bowser

Mario has come to a truce with Bowser since he started dating Luigi, but its' still a little weird hanging out with him.

Bowser and DK have an oddly neutral relationship

They're not enemies, but they have no reason to like each other either

They've maybe had three conversations and they've never even been alone together

It's hard for it to not be the most awkward date ever

For the first date they decide to be classy and do dinner (nice little picnic so toads don't freak out by seeing Bowser)

None of them know what to talk about

Like, at all

Luigi and Mario start talking about their childhood and mutual people they know in order to break the silence

Bowser and DK just stare at each other

Bowser/DK: should I be contributing to the conversation??? is this awkward for them???

After a couple of minutes Luigi stops to ask DK a question about the Kong kingdom

He doesn't respond for 15 seconds

(He sits there blinking and is just kinda shocked that he's been addressed)

And then... oh boy

He doesn't shut up

DK just starts talking about anything and everything. Kart rides, childhood stories, being an heir to a kingdom, etc.

And when it comes to running a kingdom, that's Bowser's territory

So now two people that have never even been left in the same room together are absolutely dominating the conversation

DK: It's impossible to get anyone in the entire Kong army to listen to instructions for even 5 seconds

Bowser: Please, you have no idea what it's like working with Goombas

And now, it's Mario and Luigi that are staring at each other

Only for a minute, and then they just smile and turn away

And now instead of looking at each other, they're now looking at their significant others

They're just so glad that the people they've come to love feel comfortable being themselves that they couldn't care less whether or not they're taking part in the conversation.

For the rest of the night it's just Bowser and DK talking to each other and becoming unlikely bros

Later, Bowser and DK apologize for not including Luigi and Mario in the majority of conversations had that night

They couldn't care less