#bff date

[uiiyru]

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[kabukiaku]

pookie is pensive. 🥺🖤 Ω

i love him so much.

[morganbritton132]

While Eddie is getting love advice from Hopper, Steve is plotting the demise of two of his friends’ relationship because Robin admitted to having a crush on Nancy.

His eyes keep shifting back and forth from Nancy and Joyce before he turns to Jonathan like, “You ever notice that your girlfriend looks a lot like your mom?”

“She actually looks more like your mom than you do,” Steve adds. “Weird.”

[ghouljams]

Kind of glad that you decided Simon and reader in the sandwich shop AU aren’t gonna get together. And that they’re just friends. Definitely need more friendship in this world, especially when readers getting delicious sandwiches in exchange for friendship

They're just buddies.

Actually, the thought of dating "Simon" sort of grosses you out?

Not like- ok that sounds bad (You nod to yourself in agreement.) but seriously it sounds awful. The man is gruff and barely gives you two words even when you've been visiting his shop for months. He's clearly a mob enforcer, so that's... not great. Also he's huge, and not for nothing but anyone over 6' is basically a horse.

And you don't date horses.

So yeah, you're not interested. The pretty guy with the warm brown eyes and the blue hat... maybe, but you don't want to be a mob spouse.

Besides, it would be really bad if you broke up and suddenly lost access to your favorite restaurant. You contemplate this over a second plate of chips, your eyes narrowed on Simon as he scrolls on his phone behind the kitchen pass-through. You're pretty sure you're not his type either, which you're glad for. No sense in losing a good sandwich to something as silly as a crush.

Not that you really know anything about that. No interest in romance. Unless that romance has ciabatta bread and whatever secret sauce Simon's trying out this week. Mmmm, ciabatta...

[hollypunkers]

the close-up shot on Fiyero and Feldspur’s legs as they walk into Shiz proper kills me, you’re telling me those two are so in sync they’re literally in step with each other even off the saddle? Fiyero struts about the place like a stallion cause his bff is a Horse? Is he wearing blue so they match??

[bluntbambzie]

oh i love them actually !!!

[aroaceleovaldez]

recurring minor characters not being in s2 of the show does mean that TLO is absolutely doomed now if they ever do get to it, because the weight and impact of characters like Silena and Beckendorf are entirely based on how long they've been around in the books and their longstanding connection to events in the story and particularly Percy (not to mention Beckendorf's importance in SoM specifically but i digress)

HOWEVER. on the bright side: this means they are spared from being in the show for now. so.

[mamawasatesttube]

thinking again about how much posturing kon gets up to every time he tries to flirt with women + how completely his behavior changes when he's actually in a relationship. like yes every time he sees a conventionally attractive girl he's like "helllooooo nurse!!!!" (perhaps, perchance, just like the teenage boys in all the 90s media cadmus downloaded into his head do?) but in his actual relationship with tana (aka the longest on-page relationship he had), he spends the entire time just trying to make her happy and trying to be what she wants him to be. like he's just trying to play a part, almost. kon-el they will never convince me you actually experience attraction to women

[summershouto]

luffy and zoro reuniting in wano

[massy2ly]

Not all of them ganging up to get this loner’s ass out of the house 🧍🏻🧍🏻

[vaguely-concerned]

so for obvious reasons, rye is not generally all that popular with most of the senior watchers. however. I think there is a certain type of younger watcher to whom he is The ultimate hot badboy icon and fantasy. (we're talking about a group of extreme indoor kid goth nerds who've barely been outside. it doesn't take a lot ot achieve bad boy status in this context and the only thing in this world that lasts forever is a bad reputation in a small insular group like the watchers.) it's SO funny because rye thinks of himself as such a disappointing fuckup of a son of the grand necropolis. and meanwhile there are novices kicking their feet and giggling as they're like

'Ingellvar is so cool. no one knows where he's from he was found down here as a baby. mysterious orphan appeal. he could be a secret dalish prince or something for all we know. (*annoyed extra nerd watcher novice voice*: umm actually the dalish don't have princes, merrivar?? read a real book sometime maybe???) he's a rebel. he doesn't care what the senior watchers think no time for politics he just gets the job done. (*small sad rye voice* I care a lot what the senior watchers think actually. a pathetic amount, in fact. it just rarely seems like it helps anything at all) I heard he graduated almost top of his class even though he spent all his time as a student partying up in the city and having a torrid affair with the son of a noble family. sometimes in his spare time he wears a cool punk leather jacket but like the fantasy version of that. he has tattoos apparently but no one's seen them for years. yuh-uh it's true too, I know someone who knows someone he dated once. they say he saw a knife fight once. like, in a bar brawl, with living people. all that, and he's even sneakily emotionally unavailable. *starry-eyed sigh* what a dreamboat'.

needless to say this only grows worse with the events of the game, after he takes out the formless one and rumours start to spread that he maybe killed a god or something too???? and this being nevarra, more importantly he's out there killing dragons with his sworn companions?? like a fucking fairytale prince but with that devil-may-care rebellious streak???? he's the safely unavailable first crush at a distance of many a young watcher. now imagine the reaction when he shows up home for the first time in a year after the war of the banners accompanied by The one true bad boy fantasy to rule them all: literally the sad brooding crown prince of the crows of antiva in leather pants who has WINGS and a dark tortured side of his nature that he has to constantly battle against for the sake of those he loves.

(the perception vs. reality situation for both of these characterizations is. so unspeakably hilarious needless to say. consider how much of the above lucanis characterization is accurate to the person he actually is and then you've basically found the level of distortion lens being applied to rye as well. is most of it technically true? sure. 'technically' is having to do a whole world of heavy lifting there tho fhdfska)

what I'm really saying here is that there is a subsection of this group that's been ferociously writing rye/lucanis rpf from the moment they were seen trotting down into the necropolis depths together (other pairings within the lighthouse gang as a whole, caught in tantalizing glimpses as they visit the necropolis, of course having their own devotees), and when this fandom subgroup eventually discover they were right it's with all the insane glee of a sixteen year old fanfic writer on wattpad (is that still where the kids are these days. idk i'm getting old folks) finding out that their dark mafia prince AU is basically true. varric might be gone but the legacy of friendfiction lives on after him. the king of thedas rpf being the shoulders of titans that young watchers are standing on to write fevered WILDLY inaccurate depictions of the private life of two of the most low-key domestic quietly devoted and undramatic people on the continent, one of them being varric's own poor little meow meow slash mentee, is something that can actually be so personal. rye does not end up terribly famous in the end considering the shit he manages to get done in this game, and he thanks his lucky stars for it. but to a tight-knit community of mourn watch fic writers he is blorbo from my apocalypse. it's all I could have wished for him.

(funniest possible outcome of all this: myrna gets so fucking tired of trying to understand what the novices are being so tittery about that she asks rye 'watcher ingellvar with the realization that this is a long shot and the admission that vorgoth and I have exhausted all other avenues of investigation: do you possess secret insight about what an 'x reader' is. and also 'ship war'. your name seems to come up in this context a surprising amount'. 9000000 points of incoming psychic damage about to hit the fan.)

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

"...He doesn't know that you're an idiot! Once he gets to know you and KNOW that you're an idiot, he'll love you...!" "What if he say no?" "Then HE'S an idiot."

- Buck and Eddie, ("911", 7x05)

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

So, Wisp has her own sort of AI at this point, right? Like, despite being a robot, she has her own personality and such

it would be incredibly funny if she befriends Damian, and Tim gets overwhelmed with 'Damian loving animals' instead of 'what's happening in Gotham'

(it would also be tragic if something were to happen with her and Damian goes to help (or sees her go to Timothy) and just sees like, a wing get casually removed-)

Yup pretty much!! Her chip was the "original" and since Tim wanted to ensure SHE worked before making his "army" she was made to learn and adapt and that she did.

The others are programmed to be well- pigeons, they're as intelligent as birds geared to survive and ocassionally infultrate gang terrirtory.

Wisp? He let her do her own thing- But if she met Damien (outside the tresspassing thing) who knows how she might react.

(Oh my god I feel so bad I started cackling because I imagined Damien on someones shoulders peering through a window- seeing her wing get ripped off and toppling as he fucking FAINTS)

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[cerealmonster15]

joker and his boy best friend,,,,,, pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu. i love them.