#beyblade textposts

[poda-venna]

Beyblade characters as textposts [part 1]

[sultrybaby]

I love making textposts for beyblade because I dont have to be funny myself I just have to be obsessed enough with them and the process of headcannoning in general to know exactly how they're going to act and my natural ferality does all the comedic work

[shaymins]

beyblade burst textposts 1/??

[funkii4-blog]

Tetsuya: I’m just a rascal, y’know? A good ol’ rapscallion, a shenaniganizer if you will!

Gingka: ...you have killed three people that we know of-

Tetsuya: I’M JUST A FUNNY GUY

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[atale80]

Beyblade textposts cuz I miss this fandom and went on a nostalgia trip

[ova-kakyoin]

HES BACK BABY

[qkumber]

Moses: beyblade, let it rip *parts the red sea*

[freedelaholdup]

my only contribution to the beyburst fandom

[candycrypt1d]

thinks about beyblade,,,,

nice

thinks about beyblade ocs!!!!

nice!!!!!!!!!!

[beybladeimagines]

Formerly Yeoitspidge (idk seemed like an important thing to say lmfao) but can I get a crack ship Bryan/Spencer hc??? Or like Michael/Johnny????

Mod Note: d ID SOMEONE SAY CRACK SHIPS? on my fuckin way honey, yes.

Despite his strong and stoic appearance, Spencer prides himself on being the most responsible person within the group. He is incredible at analyzing others, assessing their personalities, and talking people down from their emotional highs. Because of this, he is the best candidate to tag along with Bryan, because he often watches over Bryan to ensure that he doesn’t do anything too illegal. Against his better judgement, he does tag along with Bryan whenever the man feels like going out or getting his chaotic fix. Spencer knows better than to tell him not to do anything stupid, so he figures that by always being by his side, he can interfere with necessary. Initially, Bryan interpreted Spencer’s actions as someone trying to get in his way, but eventually he realized that Spencer was one of the few people in his life that actually cared about him. Although Bryan’s bond with Tala is pretty strong, it’s not like Tala actually goes out of his way to stop Bryan from somehow hurting himself. Spencer seems to be the only one who prevents a fist fight from happening, takes a few punches on Bryan’s behalf, and still tends to Bryan’s wounds when it’s all over.

Spencer sacrifices himself a lot for Bryan. When Bryan is ever in trouble with the law, Spencer covers for him and has even taken the fall for him on certain occasions. Spencer has also willingly gotten himself into physical altercations if he knew that Bryan was unable to finish the battle himself. By no means does he think that Bryan is weak, he’s just aware of how reckless he can be and therefore wants to protect him. Some might consider him a fool for how giving he is, but he doesn’t really expect much in return. Bryan has already given him the friendship and loyalty he initially craved, so he sees his actions as a fair trade. Bryan is constantly confused by Spencer’s actions. He understands that their team has history and dark foundations, but he always expects everyone to kind of go off on their own. Because Bryan is so immersed in Spencer’s selfless acts, he doesn’t mind being around him and it makes him think twice about what kind of situations he gets into. Although he loves anarchy, Bryan starts to feel regret each time he sees Spencer getting hurt. But, all at once, he has to admit that Spencer does look good when he’s got someone else’s blood on him.

Their first kiss was spontaneous and surprisingly lead by Spencer. There are many times when Bryan simply lashes out about something and goes on a verbal tirade. After a very exhausting evening, Spencer didn’t have the emotional and mental energy to really give Bryan the talk down that he needed. Instead, he slowly arose from his seat, walked towards the fuming blader, and immersed all of himself into Bryan. Arms were wrapped around his body, pressure was applied, and soon his lips found themselves against a mouth that ounce moved a mile a minute. For once, there was actual silence between the two and Spencer was basking in the lack of sound more so than the actual kiss. If it were anyone else, Bryan would’ve pulled away in a heated frenzy, but he actually didn’t mind the sensation of someone against him in that moment. He even managed to forget what he was so angry about in the first place. But, this did prove to be a very dangerous action... Because now that he knows Spencer will kiss him to keep him from going crazy, he does tend to act out just a bit more.

Imagine a dumpster fire. No, but in all seriousness, these two most likely met at a party. Initially, those kinds of gatherings weren’t Johnny’s style, but he heard that American’s throw pretty crazy parties and he wanted to see what it was like for himself. Michael was the first person to greet him. He usually doesn’t stick around for strangers, but he was pretty amused by the sudden curiosity evident on Johnny’s face. In an effort to get him to stay, these two ended up doing some pretty wild, stupid, and crazy things just to maintain that aura of entertainment. Both of them managed to jump in a pool with their clothes on (and eventually with the clothes off), they broke a table, and they turned everything into a challenge. Michael has never had so much fun with someone, so he actually made an effort to get Johnny’s name and number before the night was over. Since then, Michael invites him out often, but he hasn’t made much of an effort to get to know him beyond the surface level stuff (like his name and the memories they made). Neither of them really know who one another is or the fame associated with their identities. They just like existing within each other’s presence.

As mentioned before, they like to turn anything and everything into a competition. But, for once, neither of them take it too seriously. In other words, if the other loses, they actually just end up laughing about it instead of embracing rage. They do things like who can eat the most pizza slices, who can get the most numbers at a party, who can hold their breath the longest, etc. It’s through Michael that Johnny is learning to really let loose and have fun instead of thinking that everything and everyone is out to get him. Rage is converted into eccentric energy - he’s having a good time instead of being unnecessarily antagonistic and wrathful. Although they’re both a little wild, they look out for one another and just want each other to live their best life. But, it’s also during those wild moments that both of them start to truly evaluate their feelings for one another. They’re not the types to typically develop attachments to anything because they’re constantly on the move. So to have very persistent feelings for someone else is something very new that they both are struggling to explore.

Their first kiss was on Michael’s last night in Europe. They were both returning from a party and trying to sneak back into the hotel without getting caught. The entire time they’re trying to get to their room, they’re trying to suppress laughter and they keep saying something that triggers the other’s amusement. Initially, Johnny just wanted to say goodbye and see where Michael was staying, but the moment he stood at that door frame, he felt the biggest urge to crash his lips into Michael’s. Michael didn’t hesitate to respond. Instinct took over and he wrapped his arms around Johnny, basically pulling him into the room. They ended up making out against everything - the door, the wall, the fridge, the desk, and anything that basically had a stable foundation. When it was over, I just envision Michael asking Johnny if he’ll remember his name. When Johnny says “after all that, yeah”, Michael simply responds with, “good. Eventually I’ll have you saying it more often.” Johnny isn’t the type to get flustered, so he instead takes the flirting as a challenge. It seems they both intend to see who can make the other miss them the most. 

[grave-buster]

I am as monogamous in my fictional relationship with Yuriy as a wolf but dang if I were to land it with Borya.

i think it’s universally accepted that kai is everyone’s favourite BUT we absolutely would all drop him at a seconds notice for a chance with bryan fucking kuznetsov

or maybe that’s just me

[hi-its-snow]

in the words of the great warrior-poet of the 21st century, xxxtentacion: “she spin on my dick like a beyblade”

[freedelaholdup]

[candycrypt1d]

im a loser who wants to rp beyblade but the verse is non existent

[appletart09]

Ya know what, let’s add some bad textposts

1)

Masamune: there is only 1 thing worse than leaving the team

Masamune: boom *sign now says “Kameri leaving the team*

Kyoya: *gasp* Kameri.

Masamune: N O

2)

Masamune: *sigh* I can’t wait until we’re married

Kameri: we’re not even engaged???

Masamune: ...

Masamune: THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

3)

Noya: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’ve lost throughout your life,

Ashuria: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.

Kyoya: oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Sahara: my will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Masamune: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!

Kameri: mental stability, my old friend!

Noya: G U Y S .

4)

Sahara: *very tired, poors a drink and misses the cup*

Kyoya: *chuckles* need some help with that?

Sahara: I’m sorry, who’s fault is it that my depth perception is shit?

Kyoya: fair enough, have a nice day

5)

Henry: okay Trix, you have 6 cookies, and I take half, what do I have?

Trixie: a broken arm.

Henry: that’s not what I-

Yadira: shut up she’s doing great.

6)

Tala: Hello, my name is Tala and we’re the Blitzkreig Boys

Kai*pointing at Vivian*: is that girl one of the boys to?

Tala: yes.

7)

Sahara: I was a classic literature major able to understand the intricacies of our language

Also Sahara: more espresso less depresso.

8)

Sahara: of course I love Kyoya. We’ve been through so much together and thus we’re able to truly understand the other’s character. I am very glad to have him as my partner.

Sahara, 2.5 seconds later: I would trade Kyoya Tategami for a cold cup of decaf coffee.

9)

Sahara: I always carefully craft my arguments, and make sure I speak from facts or opinions supported by some sort of evidence. I take debates very seriously, no matter how small.

Also Sahara: ding dong, your opinion is wrong!

10)

Masamune: Kameri, have you ever fallen in love?

Kameri: bitch, I can’t even fall asleep

Some memes that I kinda regret making

So uhm… I have memes??? For Sahara’s story??? They’re kinda horrible? But hey, I want to post them somewhere.

Here ya go

I’m sorry

Also a ton of these characters and drawings belong to my amazing sis @madkuroi

She’s seen most of these I think

[freedelaholdup]