#beware oc fam

[vera-king-hrfl]

Anyone need a 1980s AU fic about the bg3 gang being like detectives and strippers and mechanics and stuff starring Cal? Like Miami Vice but gayer? I gotchu fam! 😅

Umm yes please!!!

Hehehe it's barely getting started but there's already 5 chapters up 😁 Cal is a mechanic who plays rugby and draws in his spare time. Astarion is a co-star. Lia is featured heavily eventually, as well as Dammon, Rolan and Zevlor. Gortash will be in there, and Raphael and Cazador. Most of our standard OCs are in it, including Ryldinn, Nienna, and @crowwolf OC Kitalia. We've also come up with a few new OCs.

The thing is going to be an episodic serial after the initial long fic introduction. We even have a goofy logo and a silly 80s title.

Collab with @crowwolf

CW: Violence, M/M smut, F/M smut, homophobic language, attempted SA and discussion of past trauma.

Some of that hasn't happened yet but is planned, so beware.

I've been trying to finish Where Our Demons Hide so this is all I have so far, but I'll notify when new chapters are released.

[chipistrate]

WELCOME WELCOME!!!

About time I update the intro post Hey Hey! I'm Chipistrate (chip-uh-strate, like chip and illustrate) but you can just call me Chip, I use they/xe, and'm sapphic aroace!

Art tag is #Chipillustrates and talk tag is #Chip Chatter

Also currently EXTREMELY fixated on fnaf, so beware the insanity ahead<3 (so sorry to my ahit moots and followers, ily and ahit still I prommy)

Few things of note:

1. I'm 100% a-okay with fanart! 2. I prefer if you don't DM me unless it's urgent or we're mutuals/friends, if you wanna ask a question then my inbox is open! 3. Also; MY INBOX IS OPEN! I like rambling and answering questions and talking about theories and AUs and characters and really just anything fnaf/other interests related, etc. You can plop almost anything into my inbox and I'll most likely answer it! (it can take a bit sometimes, so sorry! I promise I read every ask I receive!) only thing I ask is to not put anything NSFW in there 4. I do take art requests, but there's never a 100% guarantee I'll draw what you ask! (if your a mutual then you can request AU characters and OCs!) 5.I love all of my mutuals and you're all very cool and I love you all very much even if we don't talk a lot!! I always say 'hey' when I see you in my notifs even though you can't hear me 6. Not a spoiler free zone, but I try and tag anything spoilery! 7. I talk in tags a lot 8. the fnaf kids are my favorite fnaf characters so sometimes I might be a little silly about them 9. I'm just a silly goober all around so if joyous whimsy isn't for you then you might not like it here

AUs and art examples under cut to save space

List of my AUs + small descriptions + their tags

-Year 1/#Fnaf Year 1 AU: first year of Glitchtrap/Mimic1 infecting the Pizzaplex, centered around the characters reactions to everything and character dynamics, like Cassie and Dr. Rabbits dynamic and Vanessa getting used to her new job as Head of Security. Same year as Tonys death, and the most interesting new cast member to note would be Lucia; now 21 and part of the Mega Pizzaplex' security team, investigating the strange disappearances that she believes to be connected to the Mimic. -Welcome to Balloon Circus/#Fnaf Welcome to Balloon Circus: 3 star fam return to the Pizzaplex lot 3 years after Ruin to fix M.X.E.S after they suddenly shut down, and upon arrival, instead find a giant circus. There's a big post with a poster and TONS of information here if you're interested!! -Quests Continuation/#Fnaf Quest Continuation: takes place after the Disassembled Ending. Gregory quite literally stumbles into another Pizzaplex unlike the one from SB, now much smaller with uncorrupted animatronics, Bonnie as one of the band members, Foxy still around, and no security guards out to get him. He hesitantly accepts the band members help in finding his old friend, Cassie, so he can be reunited with her and not keep living on the streets, because after finding him for the first time, the band members are VERY adamant that he cannot go back to that living situation, considering the terrible condition he was in. -Endpoint Security/#Fnaf Endpoint Security: Security Breach swap AU featuring newly uninfected Vanessa as the protagonist and a very much so still infected Dr. Rabbit as the antagonist. Vanessa, barely even remembering having this job and now locked in the Pizzaplex until 6am without any of her keycards or tools, is now accompanied by Dr. Rabbit talking to her through her new fazwatch as she goes on a scavenger hunt he set up just for her to find her keycards and tools to help her survive the night until the doors open, though Dr. Rabbit makes it clear that 6am won't be the end of this shift for her. -Back at it again/#Fnaf Back at it Again: Post PQ ending. Vanessa keeps her job as head of security and Gregory takes up an internship as a security guard, position secured by Vanessa’s recommendation, and the two use their job ranks to continue looking into the mysteries of the Pizzaplex and put Mimic to an end once and for all, aaas well as steal whatever they need to take care of Freddy back home when no one's looking. -Painted Tears Trilogy/#Fnaf Painted Tears Trilogy: Silver Eyes Trilogy inspired AU centering around the MCI looking into the disappearances of Charlotte Emily and Evan Afton, two of their now missing childhood best friends.

(Yeah I dunno how to write short AU descriptions, if you want more info about any of these then my inbox is open!)

Here's some examples of my more recent pieces/what you can expect from me when it comes to art:

Tried to keep it simple this time around, Thanks for reading and enjoy your stay!

[astarionbae]

Normally I hate being the bad guy and doing a call out post, because let’s be honest, the OC Fandom is already filled with so much and I’m a very relaxed person that lets too many things pass but I just can't handle it anymore. Some of you may know that before I began posting my OC content on here that I did it constantly on Quotev and on there is a user that went by the name of Starlight. Ever since 2018, they had not only give me very passive aggressive comments about what I should write and what not to write regarding my stories, and had made very homophobic comments towards my LGBTQIA+ OC Elektra Ren / Bre Solo Skywalker, but they have stolen a vast majority of my Star Wars OC aspects and plot points, tried to rip off my XCU/MCU OC Ripley, and took my OC manip that I created and posted on my pinterest and pasted their own OC over mine. (and yes, I have MANY receipts with timestamps to prove my case.) Their pattern is this: many months after I create an OC, they use the same faceclaim, use a name that's similar to my oc's—not always, but usually—and gives them aspects and characteristics. At first, I just figured it was by accident but the more and more I noticed that their own ocs were a little too close to mine, that’s when it dawned on me that it was no mistake.

 A good example of this is when I first began creating Elektra / Bre. I was going to use Crystal Reed as her FC until my friend on Quotev suggested Alycia over Crystal. I wanted a Kylo Ren twin sister who was in the First Order with him until she realized that she couldn’t go on being on the wrong side of war and leaving him ultimately for the family she left behind but still can’t help but try and help her brother while trying to save her family. 

Because of this Elektra dynamic I had going on, they badgered me so much over how poorly I written her character on Quotev that it actually got to the point that I ended up hating Elektra and the story Dead Hearts as a whole. And let me just say that I began writing that story after being on a two year hiatus because I literally lost motivation to write and actually do something with my life other than lay in bed all day. So hearing that type of hateful remarks turned me off. 

Next thing I know, a few months after I finished Dead Hearts, Starlight creates a Star Wars OC named Breha Solo Skywalker who is a twin of Kylo Ren’s and leaves the First Order to join the Resistance, and her family. Kinda sounds like Bre’s plot, right? And here’s the kicker; the FC was Crystal Reed.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Kyleigh, a lot of people can have Crystal as a Star Wars OC and name their Kylo Ren twin ocs Breha.” Yeah, I know. I thought that too. Until the other ocs, and more problems, came along . . . 

To summarize . . . (proof in hyperlinks)

My Shadow Preachers OC Cassius Palpatine is the son of the Emperor and FC was Theo James. I got the name Cassius from using Legends as inspo since Jacen goes by the name of Caedus

They created a Palpatine OC with Theo James. 

I updated Cassius’ FC for Shadow Hearts (a revamp / revisit crossover of Shadow Preachers & Dead Hearts) to be Ben Barnes. 

An hour later, they create a Star Wars OC with the FC being Ben Barnes and named him Caedus. 

I created a Calrissian daughter oc for Shadow Preachers whose fc is Zoe Kravitz whose very witty and snarky. 

They created a Zoe Kravitz Calrissian daughter OC. 

I created Ripley Maximoff, FC Shelley Hennig, who is a Mutant X-Men with energy manipulation and mentifery; capable of generating time pockets and accidently portals herself into the MCU—more specifically during Wandavision. 

Starlight suggested to create such x-men mutant oc with portal abilities that ends up in Wandavision with Shelley Hennig as a “potential” candidate for the FC

I made a Nova & Kylo manip specifically for and on pinterest, the picture next to it titled “it was written in the stars.”

They cut Nova out of the manip, pasted their own OC in and titled it “it was written in the stars.”

They stalked me on there, my pinterest, and my tumblr. I have blocked them but somehow, I believe that they won’t stop. 

Again, I don’t like being this person but I rather come out now after years of experiencing this type of slander and borderline harassment if it stops other from experiencing it. If you’d like to block them on tumblr, in the few screenshots I’ve provided, you’ll be able to see their url. 

But that’s all I’m saying. Please, do NOT send them hate. I don’t want that type of drama. I just only did this as a disclaimer and to help other prevent this fate. PLEASE, DO NOT SEND THEM HATE. Thank you. 

[atomic-bomn]

I have a Snkit Fam kid And he is one of the 2 most overpowered ocs I have ever had

Im just Gonna run through his totally overpowered Powers and maybe touch on his story a bit

His "Claws" are giant hooked swords two for each Arm They hurt him a lot so he doesn't tend to use them also they are big and clunky.

His blood temporary heals people and cures Diesease and stuff (Temporarily).

His bones are mixture of titanium, Nth metal, Vibranium and adamantium (He is a crossover of DC and Marvel but if he Wasnt just Cross out the Nth metal).

He is the strongest member of the Snkit family Having near hulk strength he can go toe to toe with juggernaut.

He can drink blood and temporarily gain the power of whoevers blood he drank (He can store these powers but they are limited) If he Eats bone marrow Or spinal fluid of someone he gets there powers for a Much longer time No one knows the limit of it.

He Gains the skill (And unfortunately memory) of whoevers brain he eats.

His healing powers are the best/Worst he can survive a headshot and keep on chugging but his body only goes after Big wounds So if he has a small scratch his body wont heal it same with intestinal damage and problem with his inards

He can and will eat Double his Body weight

He can loose limbs but they can reattach. If you hit a Joint or a Connecting point (Thats just a Joint right 😅) or it just gets pulled on a lot his Limb may fall off but it can be easily reattached by him just Putting the severed limb on the stump and it'll heal itself.

He. likes. Guns. If he was in a Video game he would definitely be a Assault Or marksman class. When he was "Evil" his loadout can range from A bow and arrow and Concussion 'Nades to a MG42 and lunge mines. When he was "Evil" he had a limited choice on what weapons he could have but once he became free his weapon choice got a bit erratic and strange and once he got with X men Or just Xavier and logan (The snkit fam as well) his weapon usage Lessened He still keeps a M1911 in his chest just in case.

He has the body of a 13-14yo and maybe the mind of a 8-10yo.... That is a mass murderer

His favorite member of the Snkit fam is Gabbie because he can relate to her so much But also Laura for the same reason as Fannie

I forgot the mention he is a clone just like Laura But was given (Argueably) worse treatment

(I dont read comics much anymore and im not to caught up on all the new stuff do forgive me if something is the matter)

Doesn't like showers, Brushing his hair, Baths, Cutting his hair. He usually has to be forced to do one of these things

(I have like a ton of scenarios Of him going toe to toe with multiple heros and Villans)

Due to the Nth metal (Again this is Removable if needed) he can be Heavier than a truck or he can be as light as a Malnourished 14yo (Which he is because he can barely eat most times)

His stomach condition is kinda Round out to Bulimia (Probably due to what he was forced to do in his previous occupation) and this Diagnosis and Therapy Actually kinda helped

He cannot speak. He was never taught to speak thus his vocal cords never Grew/Got accustomed to Talking.

How he talks is a mixture of grunts/Groans, Body launguage, Small Handsignals. He knows a few words but they come out Very.... Not right?

He has the Super soldier serum

He is very sassy

He loves Bread, Bagels, Lasagna and Muffins generally any Gluten

He will kill a Family of 7 for a bagel

He kills who he wants, Gets what he wants, Does what he wants

Imma touch into the darker shit now beware

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(Btw im coming back to write this after a Few months I'sa fahgetting tings)

He was Made/Bred for Absolute perfection

He was made in a lab

(Shitty explanation for his OP-ness)

Unlike the scientists "Screw up" on Laura they made sure he Thrived on and loved blood

Even if that means meanless slaughter

He does whatever his masters Obey (I dont have a story set but this is post him breaking free when i use term "Master" he is still "Bad")

As i said he was Designed to Be perfect and please the client that bought him... In any way (Im holding off on certain things)

He is wanted dead In every country, Continent except Tibet, Taiwan, Ukraine (Mostly just to piss there Rivals off) and is wanted Dead or Alive in US

He demolishes Regimes, Empires, fascists, Dictators. Assassinates Party leaders, Presidents, Generals, Revolutionaries (if the Job calls for it)

No one knows truely where he came from or what he is but a lot of signs show eastern European (Cossack, Polish, Russian etc)

For skill he has killed Al Ghul and consumed his brain (Also to piss off Damian)

He is more Animalistic in nature Crawling on hands and feet(Not all the time), Growling, Snarling, sniffing

His entire Upper body is covered in tattoos most Not wanted Usually Quotes or Song lyrics if he truely hated the tattoo he would try to rip it off but due to him constantly being shot/Stabbed/Ripped apart/Shredded most tattoos are half or now unintelligible

He is Kinda Known for his attire of faded Sweats, Broke down high tops, Red shirt

He can Kazotsky kick

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Ngl thats all I can think of rn

That or i just forgot a lot

This isnt really his story

Just a lot of stuff he can do

Give a ask or question and I should be able to answer

[trashbinbackyard]

all you want to/feel like answering for jame and hecca?

can i get a hoya

🩸 - Does your OC believe in blood being thicker than water? (meaning family relationships and loyalties are the most important)

For the terenlasi fmaily has little meaning, for an outcasted one it has none, so nah, family for him is the one he chooses, but not like he’s super close with anyone.

Not really, I mean she did ditch her family after all, they weren’t even bad fam but it got crowded and she wanted to do her own thing

🎭 - Does your OC show different sides of themselves to different people?

Most people just get the mean doctor side, he’s only casual with lilith and dagon at this point

She’s very cheerful and soft and bit of a ho but to her friends she does open up more and is more calm with them

🌋 - What’s your OCs temper like? Are they a slow boil, or an instant explosion?

Very slow boil, and blink and you miss it “outburst” (a loud huff and eye roll)

She can get a little explosive, though it does take a lot for her to go off, being with 6 siblings kinda get you used to your typical annoyances 

⏰ - What is your OC like at timekeeping? Are they punctual, or always running late?

Very punctual, he has his days planned in 5 min intervals

She tries to stay punctual, and manages to do it with important stuff like when meeting someone, opening/closing the shop, in the future with ini’s school stuff, but she does have a tendency to arrive at the last second

🧸 - On a scale of 1 - 10, how ‘soft’ is your OC? 1 being the edgiest of edges and 10 being a literal teddy bear that cries at everything? (Bonus questions, where on the scale would your OC place themselves, and where would they like to be on the scale?)

Jame would be around 3, not the edgy 1 he thinks he is

Hecca is 7-8, you’d think she’d be the biggest softy but no, there’s a bit of a bad bitch in there too, she however would say 10 (and misunderstand the question to mean physically soft bc c’mon, he feathers are soft and her ass and boobas huge)

💬 - Is your OC much of a talker? Do they only speak when spoken to? (Or not even then?) Do they ever talk over others?

Jame speaks when spoken to or if he has things to say, doesn’t fill in silence, keeps what he says short and simple

She could talk for hours, beware of endless tangents and pet names peppered in

🥦 - Does your OC eat healthily or live off junk food?

Very healthy, sometimes lets Dagon feed him a cheeto

50/50, she tries to keep it moslty healthy with her budget for ini’s sake, but she does love ice cream

🍹 - Does your OC drink? If so, what’s their drink of choice?

Doesn’t drink much, when he does it’s just one shot of something strong and nothing more

Fruity girly drinks that take long to make for Damir’s demise

🍺 - What kind of drunk are they? (e.g. talkative, sleepy, flirty etc.)

He doesn’t get drunk, but if he would he’d be a sleepy one

She’s already super talkative and flirty and drinks just add fuel to the flame (another reason she asks damir to make her drinks virgin after two drinks)

[takottais-oc-askblog]

Oc bullshittery pt.7

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Bei: I trust flesh!

T.y: You think he knows what he's doing?

Bei: I'm not sure I'd go THAT far.

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Rico: [Finds a crumpled up piece of paper] Hey, what’s this?

Quinncie: Oh, that’s my to-do list!

Rico: Wow, you’re being so productive, good for you, I never thought that–

Rico: [reads what on the list]

Rico: This only has my name on it...

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T.y: What do you normally do when I’m gone?

Flesh: wait for you to come back...

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Peach: why is Quinncie crying?

Elliott: He's drunk and saw a picture of Rico's boyfriend

T.y: But he is Rico's boyfriend

Elliott: Like I said, he's drunk

Quinncie: [crying on the floor in the fetal position]

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Eva: [on day three of no sleep and forgetting to eat, looking completely dead inside] Self-care is for the WEAK!

Cake: [coughs]

Eva: [frantically swaddling her in blankets] We need an ambulance!!!

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Flesh: [Talking about Eva] Don’t worry! She likes your butt and your fancy hair.

Cake: [As she runs her hand through her hair] She thinks it’s fancy?

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Camie brown: Wait, you're gay? As in, gay...gay? As in, you like women?

Peak Lilly: I thought I was being...

Peak Lilly: Crystal queer

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Bei: alright boys ready to g– Thomas where’s your vest?

Elliott: [smiling mischievously] yeah Thomas where’s your vest?

Diel: ...

Diel: about that..

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Pimp: Quinncie, baby. How can I get back on your good side?

Quinncie: It’s gonna take about three weeks of not talking to me.

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Peak Lilly: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!?

Camie brown: WhAt thE FuCK dOeS thAT eVEn MEAn!?

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Flesh: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?

Kidnapper: Shut up!

Flesh: I'm assuming that means you'll be providing the toothbrush.

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Bei: [on the TV] Boss won't get off your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you?

Bei: Did that fuckstick Eva sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact that you spent half your goddamn savings on it?

Bei: Have you considered... murder?

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My oc's as popular vines:

Quinncie: so no head?

T.y: what the Fuck is up Kyle?!

Peak Lilly: Look at all those chickens!

Flesh: Hi welcome to chilis

Chii: Fuck ya chicken strips!

Poppet: ThAtS My OpInIoN!!

Charlie: Chris is that a weed?!

Diel: what up I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Peach: Wooow

Bei: Ms Keisha? Ms Keishaaaa!? oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead!

Paston: Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.

Camie brown: I wanna be a cowboy baby!

Elliott: Im a bad bitch you can’t kill me!!!

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Flesh: [on the phone] dad? i need your help! Th–

Chii: is the apartment complex on fire?

Flesh: ...no?

Chii: then it’s not an emergency. [hangs up]

Dax: well?! what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?!

Flesh: [shrugs] apparently it’s not an emergency.

T.y: [being strangled by a demon] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

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Diel: [muttering]

Bei: Diel what are you doing?

Diel: I’m having an argument with myself so I can finally win something for once.

Bei: would you mind not doing that right now? We need to be quite-

Diel: Well I actually would mind, because I’m losing right now.

Bei: How can you lose an argument to yourself?

Diel: the voices in my head decided to join in, and they’re making some pretty solid points on why I should just kill the bad guys and take their money.

Bei: well that’s........ mildly concerning...

Elliott: MILDLY????!?!!

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Chii: In terms of instant relief canceling plans is like heroin.

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Chii: I hope flesh liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Voice mail: You have 17 new messages.

Chii: What?!

Flesh: Hey dad, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. T.y can’t drive and I ran iris's car into a ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Iris: You still owe me for that.

Flesh: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

T.y: [groans]

Flesh: t.y, you’re up! Talk to you later, dad!

Voice mail: End of Message.

Chii: I’m not listening to all of these.[skips to the last message]

Voice mail: Message 17.

[loud screaming of pure terror as a booming demonic roar pierces the air]

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Rico: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not.

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Camie brown: What is the worst thing you've done sexually?

Charlie: .... I'm not sure what I'd want to call a worst..

Peak Lilly: A man..

Coccoh: pppfffttttt!

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Eva: Stay the fuck away from my man, I won’t tell you again!

T.y: BITCH! I don’t wan yo man. Nobody wants yo man. That’s why he’s wit you!

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Peak Lilly: It was the 80s, we did a lot of drugs back in those days.

Bren: How could she even do drugs?! She's a fucking alien!

Camie brown: Your mother found a way.

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Random cop: STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE ALL MENACES TO SOCIETY!

T.y: [decks said cop]

Bei: why did you do that??????????

T.y: I am not emotionally involved in this situation!

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Eva: i sleep with a bow and arrow under my bed.

Bei: oh yeah? i sleep with a gun under my pillow!

Ashton: weak! i sleep with a nanobotic suit ready to be equipped!

T.y: damn, you's all are paranoid as hell!

Eva: yeah? what do you sleep with?

T.y: Elliott.

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Flesh: So how about a change of name?

Diel: You know, one that sounds marginally less like a porno than your current one!

Bei: [unsheathes sword]

Diel: [running away] You just had to open your mouth!

Flesh: [ducking under a blade swing] My mouth? My mouth?!! This is your fault!!!

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Eva: [slides flip phone across floor] Fuck this and fuck you! You little spawn of Nokia!

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Peach: I wonder why I don't like anything around my neck.

Poppet: maybe you were hung in a past life?

[heavy pause]

Peach: I THINK IT MIGHT JUST BE BECAUSE I'M AUTISTIC, POPPET!

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Eva: -and that's why I think God doesn't exist!

Cake: sorry sugar, I wasn't listenin'.

Eva: what, why?

Cake: look hun, I just really want a cupcake

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Paston: wow, that jacket is so soft that if someone hugged you they'd die on impact. And I have a deathwish! So come here!

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Quinncie: [singing to the tune of "We Just Got a Letter" from Blue's Clues] I just got a message, I just got a message, I just got a message, and it's from your man!

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T.y: Bitches be like "You mine".

T.y: First off I'm on probation, "I" belong to the state.

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Bei: I was so angry at everything when i was 13. And i was right.

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Bei: [get assigned a mission out of the city]

Bei: [drives off]

T.y: [storms into the apartment]

Rico: [sorting files]

Flesh: [at the computer]

Iris: [sharpening knives]

T.y: ATTENTION SIMPLETONS! Bei has JUST left the building!

Iris: ....

Flesh: ....

Rico: ....

T.y: and guess who’s been deputized as sheriff of this complex!

Rico: [hesitantly raises hand]

T.y: M E! 

Rico: [hand goes down]

T.y: now [presses play on bluetooth speaker] work bitches!

[Work Bitch by Britney Spears echoing throughout the apartment]

Flesh: uuuughhhh not agaaaaain–

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Iris: [putting on makeup]

Flesh: [watching]

Flesh: Why do you use so many brushes for makeup?

Iris: Was Mona Lisa painted with one brush? 

Iris: NO!

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Bei: [walks into the kitchen]

Apartment complex 404 Fam: [eating breakfast]

Bei: just a reminder; it’s Throat Punch Thursday

Bei: [leaves]

T.y: [checks imaginary watch] damn, that time again already ?

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Quinncie: I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night!

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Eva: the only two important Michaels; Jordan and Jackson.

Peach: [while pulling out Michael Myers mask] wooooow aight bet–

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T.y: they kicked me outta church bc i yelled “fuck the devil!” I thought we all hated that motherfucker!?

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Peak Lilly: You know, one day you could be a great dad!

Chii: I already am.

Peak Lilly: flesh doesn't count.

Chii: HE IS MY CHILD!

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Chii: so, what did I miss?

Dax: flesh died twice.

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Diel: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Bei: you can’t just say that every time you fail a mission.

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Iris: wow i need a drink.

Iris: [pours chocolate milk into a shot glass]

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Flesh: I think your calculations might have been off.

Diel: Well, they can't be off if I didn't do any.

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Iris: [to Elliott] You... you... you rude person!

Dax: Go easy on him, iris.

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T.y: [comes downstairs to find bei up and about]

T.y: wow you sure are quite the night person..

Bei: buddy I’m barley even a person!

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Bei: No one expects an angel to set the world on fire. But than again I'm no angel.

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T.y: oh yea? Well apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

T.y: [Points at flesh] But this one got ran over by a fuckin lawn mower!

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Diel: I look like I'm supposed to be stalking senpai in this outfit.

Diel: Who's senpai? Hell if I know but I'm stalking him that's for sure.

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Tag list: @nansblockit @ask-the-amazing-greenland @slasher-beware @ticket-to-ride13 @illwaitinthisplace

If you want to be tagged just comment on this post or shoot me an ask/message, have a wonderful day!

[dove-actually]

Rate Your OCs Hug

tagged by @ardawyn​ for this adorable game - thank you 💚

 Rules: for each of your OCs, rate how cuddleable they are on a scale of 1-10. Descriptions/elaborations are totally rad, but you do you, fam. Tag some people!

I will do this for Knight Errant

Sarra: uhm 3/10*. In her profession, hugs are an easy way to get a knife slipped between your ribs, so she only ever cuddles her horse. She will accept Ahni’s hugs later on, but will have too many Feelings to reciprocate immediately. She’ll also accept Tristan’s hugs + give him one-armed hugs in return while pretending she’s just doing that by accident. She will definitely cuddle someone if they’re injured, though. (Key to Sarra’s heart: severe blood loss and imminent demise). 

*cuddleableness score subject to change pending emotional health upgrade

Ahni: 8/10 Ahni expresses emotion through gentle touches. She would like more hugs, but people are intimidated and don’t see her as cuddleable. She gives low-key one-armed side-hugs to people who are young or scared or in distress (the only reason they’re one-armed side-hugs is because she’s worried she’ll impose on them if she does more). She gladly responds to hugs with warmth and enthusiasm, and will eventually throw caution to the wind and cuddle Sarra.

Bastian: 10/10 Friendly huggy oak. He does the hug-plus-enthusiastic-back-thump to friends. He hugs family. He does NOT hug Sarra bc he hates her, but if you’re in his good book, he gives excellent hugs. (Also if you’re Tristan, he will ruffle your hair, pat your head, nudge you, and outright hug if you look too sad.) 

Bonus (i.e. OCs you haven’t met yet):

Sir Leon: 5/10 he’s overly huggy and touchy-feely in a not-super-boundary-respecting way. Also has probably stabbed someone during a hug at least once. But he’s very charismatic and some people enjoy the hugs I guess.

Tristan: 8/10 Tristan is very shy and doesn’t want to be disrespectful, but when he gives a hug, he means it. He’s also short so his hugs to Sarra amount to awkward waist-circling and yes they are adorable. 

Cookie: 5000/10. Cookie is the master of hugs. She’s perceived that Sarra is sorely lacking human contact, and is scheming to hug her. Beware. 

Tagging: @zburatorii @otters-holding-hands @purpleshadows1989 @leave-her-a-tome @typewriter-jade @radley-writes (just saw that you did one version, but PLS DO MOAR) @dontwritethatone @queercon-ic @minnowf

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Rate Your OC’s Hugs Tag

Rules: For each of your OCs, rate how cuddleable they are on a scale of 1-10. Descriptions/elaborations are totally rad, but you do you, fam. Tag some people after!

Thanks for the tag @dafan7711! I’m gonna tag @vlastdaddy @vlastomoist @milky-masquerade @prettyboywrecked @dr-devoraak @jen-nic @ma-serannas-vhenan @heroofshield  @apprentice-grace and anyone else interested in doing this tag!

I’m gonna do Innisfree Lavellan, Talakai Adaar, Teressa Shepard, Brette Ryder, Kesi Revetta, Juniper Healy, and Harper Rose. Grabbing some people from each of my fandoms this time!

Innisfree Lavellan - 8

Innis gives some of the warmest hugs but because she’s so small they’re fairly bony but she makes a person feel loved in the span of the hug so she makes it up.

Talakai Adaar - 10

THE BIGGEST DAMN TEDDY BEAR YOU CAN MEET OH MY GOD. Her hugs just completely envelop a person in love and happiness. She’s also really soft and warm that you can just fall asleep in her arms.

Teressa Shepard - 4

Terri’s hugs are...awkward to put it politely. She really hasn’t done the whole “hugging” thing since she was 16 so she’s unsure how to really hug a person now.

Brette Ryder - 1

Despite her adorable appearance this girl does not give out hugs to anyone besides her loved ones and that honestly comes down to Breck and Jaal. Let her initiate any hugs.

Kesi Revetta - 6

Kesi gives decent hugs. Not the best, not the worst but good hugs. Her hair can and will get in your mouth if you are taller than her.

Juniper Healy - 4

Juni is kinda bony so her hugs hurt if you catch an elbow or something. Otherwise she doesn’t hug often. If she gives you a hug, savor it because she won’t give you another one anytime soon.

Harper Rose - 7

Harper gives some genuinely good hugs. They’re very warm and gentle. They just make you feel completely comfortable and loved. However beware the hair. It can and will get into both your mouth and their mouth and just annoy everyone involved.

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For every 👍 I get, I will recommend a blog

|| 19? Dear lord, nonnie, you like keeping me busy, don’t you? Here are the recommendations though, since there are enough cuties to mention: 

@skullcrxsher Kae has an amazing Akutagawa and is one of my closest friends in this fandom~ 

@canisnxcto bless Kui?? Such a sweet mun and an amazing portrayal of Rashomon! 

@nakxhara lovely shipping partner who I’ve written with and talked so much and it’s amazing how she always puts up with my impulsiveness and sometimes slow replies haha 

@demonprodigydazai this blessing’s mafia!dazai is so nice, i cry ;-;-; No, I mean it, the way they thought of how Dazai returns to the mafia and confronts my Dazai about certain aspects is so interesting to explore! 

@yasashiijinko Ramen is the purest bean tbh?? She’s always nice and friendly~ She’s new and has yet to really become active, I can promise you’ll enjoy writing with her ^^ 

@tigerborne lettie easily falls prey to #feels, so beware of a lot of angst, but a very lovely and accurate portrayal of Atsushi. She’s sweet and even though she’s been part of the fandom for a short time only, she’s already part of the fam~

@rcmcdium oc’s are not an easy feat alright, I have a fandomless oc myself, which is easier in a way because you are part of the fandomless rp community, but an oc within a fandom? people always have my respect then, because fitting your own character into an existing world is a challenge~

@furitsumoru good shit right here!! a lovely tanizaki and a nice mun ^^ 

@cicindelinae the third Atsushi! let them all come and this one (recently joined and only just started rp’ing with them) is just as nice and lovely to rp with ^^ 

@sclbstmord this one loves nothing more than to talk about dazai and other real life authors characters are based on, sweet mun with own intake on dazai and it’s wonderful~! 

@farouches another new’ish blog!! and definitely welcome~

@consumedbygrief KIT IS GOING TO JOIN US SOMETIME SOON, i promise. he just likes hoarding 100+ drafts it seems, just kidding. a good writer, amazing mun and definitely recommended to follow! ^^ (blog still needs to be finished and all, but yk, gotta promote friendos) 

@suicxedere memelord, fun to talk to and your local mun who occasionally provides the dazapocalypse ^^ 

@kaitbusu & @museobsession two multi-muses I haven’t gotten to rp much with yet, but also have bsd muses, so check ‘em out ^^ 

I’m... afraid I don’t have 19 blogs to recommend, nonnie ;o I’m most likely forgetting people, but the bsd fandom is kind of small’ish compared to a few months ago, I suppose?? and there are definitely more worthy people to recommend, but these people I know a little so.. ^^ 

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I,,, have been waiting for this moment

I apologize in advance

But

the way that we rust by r_astra is so, so good! Complete fic, single chapter. Made me cry so much honestly... Basically Zuko and Iroh get captured by the Dai Li before they ever meet the Gaang. Pretty dark, definitely read the warnings, but so good.

half in the shadows, half burned in flames (also by r_astra) is always worth a read! Complete fic, single chapter. Again, kinda dark, Ozai is his own warning. Another canon divergent Zuko au (Sorry that’s like,,, all I’m reccing you but... they’re just,, so good??) ((also I see now that someone has already recced this but I feel like it deserves the emphasis so I’m not taking it off my list))

Fractures by good_eviening is a really good ongoing fic! Currently at 19 chapters. This is the link to the series but it’s technically only one work so far, the other is just a guide to OCs (who actually work really well and don’t feel out of place or forced in that world! They’re rather important at times, but definitely not the focus. I’ve grown rather attached to them tbh) (also personally I think the author’s done a good enough job that the guide isn’t really needed if you’re reading it all in one go, but it’s nice to have it there, especially since updates usually take a couple months, so you can have that memory refresher without re-reading everything if you need to). It’s basically post-canon, the war is over, except it’s after the initial agni kai between Zuko and Ozai but before Zuko leaves that Zuko confronts Ozai (a la day of black sun, except it doesn’t go nearly as well), and Ozai locks him up for three years instead, so the Gaang don’t even know who he is, really, and they’re all the way in Ba Sing Se while he’s suddenly being crowned Fire Lord with absolutely no clue as to what’s been going on the past few years, and still no idea of the extent of the effects the war has had on the world, because he never got the chance to see it. Kind of dark, but definitely proceed with a little caution if you need to, because there’s a lot of stuff regarding mental and physical trauma and healing, along with everything inherently attached to the war, and Ozai being an awful person, and honestly a lot of it’s not tagged.

The Best Path by EudociaCovert is an ongoing, 15 part series, with playlists. I’m not completely caught up on it yet (last few updates got away from me), but it’s truly amazing. An au of Zuko Alone, explores what could’ve happened had Zuko and Jet met earlier. Beware of tags, gets real and sometimes very dark.

A Glass Darkly by AzarDarkstar is also very good! Complete fic, single chapter. I can’t really say much without spoiling it but... this one really pulled one over on me. It’s probably not what you think. (Certainly wasn’t what I thought it was going to be.) It’s seriously great.

our curse by ohmygodwhy is...sob worthy, probably. Complete fic, single chapter. 100% makes me cry every time. Basically, post-season 2, Ozai takes his response to Zuko and Iroh’s return a step further, to put it lightly. Kind of dark, definitely very angsty. So worth it.

Choke On Your Own Ashes by Haicrescendo also makes me sob. Very dark. Complete fic, single chapter. Invasion day goes very different on the Fire Nation fam’s front, which leads to very, very different events occurring during Sozin’s Comet. This is the aftermath of that, basically. Also has a complete, 3 chapter companion fic/sequel entitled A Breath Of Fresh Air, though neither of them are listed as a series together. Haven’t read the latter yet, but I’m sure it’s amazing.

The Family You Choose by TunaFishChris is much lighter than all of these other fics, though make no mistake, it definitely still has angst and some darker bits. Make sure you read beginning notes where they have them for any chapter specific warnings that might not be tagged for the fic as a whole. It also has hurt/comfort, friendship, bonding, all that good stuff. Complete fic, 7 chapters. The Gaang are platonic soulmates. It’s adorable.

Tea and Honey by mrcheese5728 is so sweet! Complete fic, single chapter. Rarepair with Zuko/Longshot. Honestly I hadn’t really thought about that pairing until this fic, but it really made me love it. Just...a very sweet fic. Longshot loves tea, Zuko is paranoid and also bad at human interaction, but not as much as usual and is putting in a valiant effort, minor but fun plot holes are closed—it’s a good time. Seriously, I think this is the only completely angst-free fic on this list.

*lmk if you need specific warnings for any of these fics bc some of them aren’t extensively tagged but are still pretty dark or might have upsetting subject matter. I’ve read them all (obviously) so I can make a list or something if you need

Ok peeps the time has come: send me fic recs

I don’t care what ship. I don’t care if it’s AU or not. Just the fics you absolutely love. send a link I’m lazy