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[winterhawkkisses]

Guessing game: eye-roll

Sentences are too small :D

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"So hypothetically," Clint said the next morning, and Natasha rolled her eyes and theatrically groaned. They were sitting in a McDonalds - Clint's choice for breakfast, since he'd managed to knock her flat on her back when they were training first thing. He hadn't capitalised on it, 'cos he'd been too busy with his overly complex victory dance, and he'd wound up bruised a hell of a lot more than was really necessary... But he'd *knocked her down* and therefore he got a goddamn McMuffin.

"Anything that starts that way is already a lie," she said.

[whosxafraid]

"Grip" - Little Clint

Meme: SEND “GRIP” TO GRIP MY MUSE’S JAW IN YOUR MUSE’S HAND Status: OPEN

A towel lifted from the sink to wipe away the steam. The bathroom door half way to let the room breathe. He takes insanely hot showers…probably shouldn’t given the closed proximity but with the boys home and the babysitter falling through…it can’t be helped. And perhaps only luck the bathrooms situated the way it is, so when the little pitter patter of feet reach his ears; he only has to half turn to hide things a little boy shouldn’t see.

  “An jus’ wha’ ye be d’inkin’ ye doin’?”

A tease, that’s framed by a side glance of the five year old crawling up to stand on the toilet. Watching the elder go through the motions of making himself look presentable. Even if he can’t do much with what he’s got. Hair that will grow back instantly should he cut it, a beard that thank fuck will hold a trim for a day or two. And to that end he’s picking up the clear cream off the counter. A little on his hands and spreading it over his cheeks.

                No’din. What ya doin’?

A small twitch of a smile, a chuckle that isn’t much else but air. 

         “Shavin’, lad.”

                 I wanna do it.

         “Ye no’ be growin’ inta ye hair ye’, lad.”

A hand that reaches for the straight razor…or was before there’s suddenly two little hands on his face and pulling his gaze towards the little boy that’s now on his knees on the sink edge.

                 I wanna do it too!

A brow, that sets his mouth at an amused tilt; before he’s gently removing Clint’s grip. Reaching instead for the chair in the corner that Edith always used when painting her nails. Saddling it up against the sink and perching the little boy on it.

             “Al’roi’ght, dunna be gettin’ ye’sel’ in knots….hol’ ye hand ou’.”

And maybe in another place and time it would be a kodak moment. Something meant to be taken and taped into the scrap book of a little boy’s life; as a father and son moment. But it’s not quite that is it? Not this life at least. But maybe allowances need to be made for old men, with older memories. To let him pretend if just for a moment. Let him relive a memory. Let him feel connected to the old little soul that Clint doesn’t know he is. And one stroke at a time, with a make shift blade-less razor, the big bad wolf teaches a little boy the art of keeping himself neat and square.

[ruginite]

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@bettershotthanbucky replied to your post “//It’s munday![[MOR] Did my hair and make up all by myself, yay!”

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//aww thank you! :3

[xtrainee]

AU - No Powers

meme: send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about itstatus: accepting

!! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH || Warning for cancer !!

Nothing much is different for the majority of Wade’s life. He’s a happy dude with some violent tendencies and a lot of blood on his hands. He has a job that pays well, that he can do as he sees fit. He meets a girl he loves and wants to spend the rest of his life with, so he proposes. And then the unthinkable happens. Where this AU differs from the canon is that, instead of slipping away in the middle of the night when he hits fuck it, he stays with Vanessa. He doesn’t have that much time left, and he doesn’t want to drag her down with him, but she’s strong and insisting they can do something.

They’ve tried everything his doctor can offer, everything any second, third, or fourth opinion can offer. He has plenty of money saved up from all the jobs he does, so he lets Vanessa take him around the world to all those places she was giving him information for in the movie. They end up in Guadalajara, their last stop in their desperation world tour. The doctor is nothing more than a con man, another phony doctor in a line of phony doctors, and “once you see enough desperate people ripped off, you start to feel the itch.” In a burst of anger, Wade kills the doctor with his own scalpel, then realizing Vanessa has now seen that side of him, he flees. Vanessa runs after him and manages to catch him, and they leave the country together.

They return home. Wade wanted to spend the rest of his life with Vanessa, and that’s exactly what he’s doing. It’s not like he has that much time left. He proposed to Vanessa before he got sick, though, and even though he’s told her that she deserves better than him, she still wants to get married. Even if she doesn’t have that much time left with him, she wants to be his wife. They go to Vegas and get married, and stay in the “Honeymoon Suite” of some shitty motel, but they are happy. There are many pictures taken, and even though it’s clear how sick Wade is at this point, there isn’t a single one where he isn’t smiling.

He doesn’t have long. Only a few months now. They’re back living in Wade’s tiny apartment, and Vanessa has just found out she’s pregnant. Despite how awful he feels most days, Wade is pushing himself. He’s taking jobs again. The kind where he can just shoot someone and be done with it. He’s not going to live to see the birth of his kid, he knows, but at least he can leave Vanessa plenty of money to take care of herself and their child.

He’s in the hospital in the end. Wade had originally been planning to go out on his own terms, but then Vanessa got pregnant and he needed to stick around just as long as he possibly could. He’s been able to hear his daughter’s heartbeat. Been able to see her on scans. Even been able to feel her kick a couple times. He’s held on longer than he was expected too, but the end comes to everyone. Wade dies in his hospital bed with Vanessa in the chair beside him, holding her hand.  

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Rate RP: Finding Christmas

Shit I can’t! TOO. CUTE. MY HEART MAY BURST! | Oh no my teeth. | SO CUTE! | Awwww bbies~ | Precious. | Happy! | Look at them. | Oh these dummies | Oh no. | DON’T DO IT. | NNNNNNNNNNNG MY HEART WHYYYY

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“I’m so into you, I can barely breathe.” 

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bettershotthanbucky replied to your post: So I got some new earrings and did my hair, felt...

SO STINKING CUTE

I do my best to live up to the title you’ve bestowed upon me! :D

[precise-desolation]

"Nice to meet you, Frank. Don't worry too much over it, we're all a little on edge most days, I think," Bucky told him, shaking his hand. He paused a moment, considering his next response. "Not much to do around here, to be honest. You could see if anybody down at the docks'll take you. Maybe see if somebody needs workmen for construction. Don't think most'a the shops can afford to hire anybody right now, but it's worth lookin'. Especially if you ain't got anything else to do."

He thought about leaving it there, but then something occurred to him. "When you say you're new, I'm guessing you don't just mean to DUMBO. I know a lotta people are too proud for it at the start, but there's a breadline down on Jay most nights. Believe me, you want to take advantage of it if you've got no work."

precise-desolation‌:

Bucky deflated a bit as the stranger explained that he had asthma as well.  Maybe he was being too hard on the guy.  As he turned to leave, Bucky caught his shoulder to stop him.

“Hey, wait,” Bucky told him.  “Sorry.  It’s just, I feel like I can’t be too careful these days, you know?”  

He paused a moment to consider the man.  He looked like he could use a good wash, but so did half of Brooklyn.  At least he didn’t look too skinny.  Maybe that was why he seemed so lost.  There was always the possibility everything going on with the economy had hit him late.  And if that was the case, then he could probably use a bit of guidance.

“Don’t think I caught your name yesterday.  I’m Bucky.”  He held out a hand.  It was at least something of an olive branch.

Clint turned when Bucky grabbed his shoulder, feeling just a little hope, maybe he was actually doing right?

“Yeah,” he agreed, “I get it,” he didn’t really get it but he was sure he’d understand, he’d definitely been in situations similar. 

“Oh um, I’m…Francis, but you can call me Frank,” he said, Francis was his middle name, so it wasn’t a total lie, he figured it would just be better, hopefully Steve would sort of forget him and so by the time they met in the future it wouldn’t be weird? God time travel was so complicated.

“Nice to meet you Bucky, sorry I’m kind of a mess,” he laughed, “I’m just trying to figure out what I’m gonna do here.”

[precise-desolation]

bettershotthanbucky replied to your post “This blog has apparently been flagged NSFW”

Also have you checked to see if it's the NSFW tag in settings? I was too but had to turn it off.

I’m not actually seeing an NSFW tag in the settings tab of any of my blogs.  I’m trying to back my blog up via both Wordpress (which is taking forever) and via python (which I’m getting errors with), so I’m down to just hoping tumblr decides to stop being a bag of dicks for five minutes.  

[ruginite]

Personal Question: "Does it bother you knowing I've wiped your butt at one point in your life?"

Ask my muse personal questionsStatus: Open

               “Dunno...”

                 “Does it bother ya th’that makes ya like...dinosaur ol’?”

[send-the-ants-blog]

So--wow, here we are. 200 followers already and this blog is just barely over a month old. Needless to say I’ve never had this happen before and I hope I live up to everyone’s expectations with Scotty and as a mun. I know I haven’t been here very long and I’m new to the community but I’m so happy to be here and to have gotten to know all you lovely people. So thank you for having me around and wanting to write with me.

...now I guess time for shout outs?

To the lovely members of the ASS group that adopted me so quickly into their little family, especially @the-blackest-spider @stealthsuitofsin @ask-the-assistant-darcy @scalpelandwand @the-mjolnir-owner @bettershotthanbucky I love you all so very much and chatting with you all is a delight every single day. You’ll always be my marvel family. Even if you’re all awful and misbehave frequently. 💙

To the new friends I’ve made and the shenanigans we get up to on discord @legendaryquilltheoutlaw @itsybitsyspiderboy @omicronthefifteenth @smartestonethereis @90notdead you guys are the greatest. Some of you I even talk to every day and I really don’t regret it for a second. You’ll always be my friends, no matter what happens.

To those I’ve only talked to on tumblr @karenxbeecher @madeinwakanda @allistrange @unhived @deafeningxsilence you’re all fantastic, even if we’ve only talked a little or you send me memes/little interactions I live for it. Always feel free to shoot me another message some time even if it’s just to chat!

To those who have been around no matter what blog I move to @datavampire @sansvol��and of course my darling @blaketheshifter you have a special place in my heart. Not that I need to tell any of you that after all these years. Funny how we all four met through Don’t Starve and still to this day keep together. It’s just something about that community, huh?

[the-blackest-spider]

bettershotthanbucky replied to your post: @ all her idiots <3 

YOU LOVE US. DON’T LIE.

“Most of the time.”