#dash fun (crack)

[alluringlittledeath]

Jaez, The Discarded One, watching his siblings fighting with each other over who's Daddy's favorite

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

@letsstaytuned

“Hey Charlie ! Look what I made ! It’s a cheesesnake! Hahah”

[bloodsoakedurge]

❝So. We're talking about having high-strength rolls, hmm? Do I need to bring mine up?❞

[ordinaryxxgirl]

"I've got no clue why we're rocking out with our tits out, or jamming out with our clams out, but...I'd probably go for it, myself. I mean, as long as PubSec doesn't find out, who cares?"

For one, Billy and Anby might. And Nekomata. And Belle. Especially Belle.

[butterfirefly]

The Blue Lock Kn8 AU no one asked for

In hindsight, perhaps he should’ve arranged their meeting at a more… opportune moment.

Oh, well, Hyouma thinks with a lazy shrug, opting to study the ends of his hair instead of watching the newest member of their division struggle to rein in his reactions like he's soloing a daikaiju. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

“Welcome to the First Division!” Reo greets loudly from over the sound of the blow dryer. “The newbie, right?” “…” “You probably already know who we are, but just in case you’re a hick, I’m Mikage Reo—yes, that Mikage—vice captain. And this," he says grandly, giving Nagi's mop of white hair an affectionate ruffle, "is my treasure and Japan’s strongest kaiju combatant, Nagi Seishiro.” “You don’t have to say all that all the time though,” Hyouma says drily. “It's okay if you just call him Captain Nagi when you're in a hurry.” The blow dryer shuts off, and Nagi—no longer looking like a waterlogged Borzoi thanks to it—rises from his seat in his best imitation of the world's fastest sloth. He stands there for a second, and Hyouma catches himself wondering—stupidly, naively—if this is the day Nagi Seishiro finally acts the way a proper captain—nay, a proper human—should, but then he lets out this soft, somewhat grating mix of oof and uwek, and plops right back down the stool.

“Can’t… Too tired…” Nagi whines, holding his arms out to Reo pathetically. “Carry meee.”

Hyouma feels the recruit reaching his limit (goodness knows he's reached his faster back when he first met the two), and so in a rare bout of altruism, he takes pity on him and places a hand on his shoulder. What can he say? Sometimes he can be just as pretty on the inside as he is on the outside.

“Right. This is Barou Shouei,” he introduces with faux-formality—gun to his head, he could not muster any genuine respect when his officers are too busy acting like freaks. “He’ll be joining us from now.”

And without further ado, he turns on his heels and ushers Barou back into the hallway.

Protocol demands that they wait for their commanding officers to give their dismissal first before they leave, but Hyouma knows for a fact that Reo has already forgotten about them now that he’s too busy fussing over their captain, and he highly doubts Nagi has even taken note of their presence in the first place. As far as Hyouma’s concerned, protocol was shot dead the moment those two were appointed as their superiors.

Unsurprisingly, Barou explodes once he's deemed they're far enough away to be heard.

“What—” “Yep.” “The actual—” “I know.” “Fu—” “You’ll get used to it,” Hyouma lies with a saccharine smile.

Barou keeps his tirade going all the way to the cafeteria, and Hyouma makes a mental note to steer him away from Zantetsu for as long as possible.

After all, it wouldn’t look good for the First Division if Barou files for a transfer on his very first day.

[sneakyswag]

Legends Reborn was on my mind today. Just super rough rn but you get my point right. Barret WOULD SO DO THAT NAW

(Can you understand what they’re saying my writing is really bad)

(If you don’t I’ll put what they’re saying just lmk pls)

Anyway

I know he wouldn’t but he would but he wouldn’t

[mistrdctr]

"Well, if I were him, I'd totally fuck Tony. Like, duh - who wouldn't want to fuck Tony, after all? ---He's hot as fuck."

[dreamsofalife]

WHO WANNA GO TO HOT TOPIC?!

[galaxofmuses]

Gilly entering Leon's apartment be like

[toyboxfriends]

Boops you.

[flamesignite]

"Haha, I've upgraded to bountiful booper!"

[fatexbound]

How Many People Are Simping You?

Yu Narukami, after searching our simp database, we found that you have 21 simps. You should start a harem!

"That's quite the number... but I'd rather have one loyal partner, thanks. And please, never call me Chad ever again. I'm watching you."

[ask-dark-monita]

"Lmao time to send nukes to Lastation."

While hiding, she presses a red button and-

"And Lowee."

"And Leanbox. Everyone else gotta go down too."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LET'S SEE HOW THOSE OTHER CPUS FEEL ABOUT THAT!"

She laughs loudly while hiding, seeming to accidentally give away her hiding spot.

@divinityunleashed

@hxroic-wxlls-rxborn

@hoshinomulti

@kazeofthemagun

[themosthatedbeingg]

“Ok Charlie is in charge for an hour or two welcome your new Queen of Hell I’m Headed topside since Alastor keeps trying to eat me! See if I bring him back a souvenir !”

[captainseamech]

how many braincells do you have

you have 78 brain cells

you are very brain celled. what's it like knowing you have all these brain cells and none of them work? my guess is only up to 5 can work at a time. still rude though. leave some for the rest of us.

[zatna]

wait wire seems so fun and cute but im so nervous about message times.,..