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bloodsoakedurge · 29 days ago
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‪❝Hear me out though: dragons are cool as fuck,❞‬ he grinned, ‪❝And we make excellent romance partners~❞‬
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wolfpackmuses · 26 days ago
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❝Good to know I decided to join this madhouse at the perfect time if I had to say so meself.❞
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themosthatedbeingmoving · 9 months ago
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@letsstaytuned
“Hey Charlie ! Look what I made ! It’s a cheesesnake! Hahah”
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ordinaryxxgirl · 6 months ago
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"I've got no clue why we're rocking out with our tits out, or jamming out with our clams out, but...I'd probably go for it, myself. I mean, as long as PubSec doesn't find out, who cares?"
For one, Billy and Anby might. And Nekomata. And Belle. Especially Belle.
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sneakyswag · 7 months ago
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Legends Reborn was on my mind today. Just super rough rn but you get my point right. Barret WOULD SO DO THAT NAW
(Can you understand what they’re saying my writing is really bad)
(If you don’t I’ll put what they’re saying just lmk pls)
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I know he wouldn’t but he would but he wouldn’t
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mistrdctr · 1 year ago
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"Well, if I were him, I'd totally fuck Tony. Like, duh - who wouldn't want to fuck Tony, after all? ---He's hot as fuck."
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dreamsofalife · 8 months ago
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WHO WANNA GO TO HOT TOPIC?!
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abyssmalice · 19 days ago
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"Pork?" Tonia holds up a steamy love novel that she pilfered from one of the older agents, that has a sticky note on it that technically says 'porn' - except the handwriting makes her think it says 'pork' instead. "What part about this is meaty though? It's just a book."
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hxroic-wxlls-fxrever · 30 days ago
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“ You guys get bios and a mun who can make stuff up? Our mun is just the worst. He plays League of Legends. “
Hey…
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aeviterncl · 1 month ago
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HUSBANDO/WAIFU MATERIAL METER
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How exactly was he supposed to react to this? It was embarrassing to be rated at all (who was even taking data on this stuff?)! However, he supposed these results were more flattering than indecent... (of course he was trying hard to not think about it so much—otherwise his brain might start conjuring imagine spots he didn't want to face).
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galaxofmuses · 2 months ago
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Gilly entering Leon's apartment be like
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toyboxfriends · 2 months ago
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Boops you.
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flamesignite · 2 months ago
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"Haha, I've upgraded to bountiful booper!"
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fatexbound · 3 months ago
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How Many People Are Simping You?
Yu Narukami, after searching our simp database, we found that you have 21 simps. You should start a harem!
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"That's quite the number... but I'd rather have one loyal partner, thanks. And please, never call me Chad ever again. I'm watching you."
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themosthatedbeingg · 6 months ago
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“Ok Charlie is in charge for an hour or two welcome your new Queen of Hell I’m Headed topside since Alastor keeps trying to eat me! See if I bring him back a souvenir !”
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captainseamech · 1 year ago
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how many braincells do you have
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you have 78 brain cells
you are very brain celled. what's it like knowing you have all these brain cells and none of them work? my guess is only up to 5 can work at a time. still rude though. leave some for the rest of us.
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