#better get the lotion

[sapphicsnzs]

someone coming home after holding back their sneezes all day just wanting to let their nose go. of course their partner coaxes out all the sneezes and takes care of their sweet nose while the sneezer gets to enjoy finally letting it all out

[thebrainofmae]

I started Interview with the Vampire

[bigshort2015]

today i was such a good boy.

i...

neatened up my room (which involved cleaning up/organizing my desk, unpacking my overnight bag, and putting away my CVS purchases that were in my tote bag)

cleaned out expired stuff from the fridge and finally threw out some leftovers that were wayyy too old and washed the tupperware they were in

did TWO loads of laundry and TWO loads of ironing!!!

dusted and wiped down surfaces in the apartment

vacuumed and swiffered the entire apartment including moving heavy furniture to vacuum and swiffer behind/under those as well

vacuumed the couch and cleaned the fabric

ran errands and got some random kitchen gadgets ive been meaning to buy since moving in (garlic press & potato masher, mainly)

and now i am all done and its only like 4:30pm 😊 and later im going to get very spicy soup from the place near our building and my roommate is going to show me more of scream queens. i still have a little bit of a cough but overall life is good!!

[kaladinsspear]

It is supremely unfair that I have to wear sunscreen.

[brennacedria]

At work too early, but it was on purpose today cause I needed Brian to drive and he has an early appointment this morning. I said I'd deal with driving myself when I realized he had the appointment, but he said he could still do it. Thank God, cause by the time I get to go home I'm going to be too tired to drive safely -- this fucking cold had me up half the night for the third night straight.

(the cold could be a LOT worse; it's sniffly and congest-y, and occasionally sneezy, but I'm not coughing except when I lay down. And I don't have any drainage or a fever, so there's that.)

Edit: okay, I can clock in finally. Gives me something to do thankfully

[macroglossus]

i just spent the entire money i got from someone buying my drawing (!!) on products that have names like "ultra UBER gentle soft gentle cleansing cleanser for your weaky little baby skin idiot" and "infant baby SENSITIVE!!!!!! skin lotion ULTRA hydrating but WEAK for your little idiot baby skin your idiot loser dry baby skin" because my entire body is inexplicably so dry it's flaking (including my back???? who has EVER had a dry back) but most soaps dry me out more and most moisturizers break me out and god forbid i even look at a facewash for more than a second because it will somehow do both

[comfycozycrossfox]

brand new level of slipping back more into Girl gender: suddenly im like, really interested in bath bombs / shower bombs and lotion

[robinsnest2111]

time to hyperfocus my way back into being That Girlie (gender neutral) that gets shit done while looking pretty and taking care of his mortal flesh and surroundings!!!

[fingertipsmp3]

Save me skincare routine. Save me stupidly expensive skincare routine in tiny bottles

[sayhellotothedusk]

You know I can't help but find the different between how I top and bottom to be disgustingly funny

Like sure sweetheart, I'll gladly tie you down on a cross and run a crop from the tip of that pretty nose right down your chest and stomach to your other tip. And I'll happily make sure you feel like melted wax in my hands when I pull that pretty hair of yours and tell you to look at me and only me if you want to cum.

I'll happily spend hours on hours getting absolutely drunk on the power you give me over your soft and precious little heart, tearing you open oh so softly after all the beating you've taken from me because you know I love the broken little sobs you make for me when youre overwhelmed.

God forbid though you run your hands through my hair and tell me I'm pretty though I might actually pass away right then and there.

[meownotgood]

THE PICS U TOOK OF AKI IN THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE IM 🥺🥺😭😭😭 now im just imagining aki gardening.. tending to flowers and whatnot

- 🐙

gardener green thumb aki... it suits him so well.......

he's so happy to get his own garden. it's something he's dreamed of for so long, but devil hunting has always been in the way, and he's always lived in the middle of the city — he can't deny how much he's longed to return to the country side. and once he quits, he finally gets his chance to.

aki takes the best care of all his little plants. he has to spend a while getting the hang of things, but once he's got more experience with some small, simple flowers and succulents, he branches out to more kinds of plants. he loves all types of flowers, but he really enjoys growing his own fruits and veggies: tomatoes, strawberries, cucumbers, peppers. his dishes seem to taste better when they're made with something he's grown himself.

[theloveinc]

yes absolutely support him having the painted fingernails too but also!! imagine him coming home one day with a load of like nail art stickers and glitters and things he found and then u each go ham w them!!! (he will take the skulls and crossbones and whatever and u can have the cute hearts and stars ☹️… he will also have a few cute hearts and stars)

(another thing kinda irrelevant but imagine the foot or hand massage that comes w the nail painting sesh😩)

(pt. 1 here! - sorry for the delay🖤)

OMG YES, like maybe Mina saw the painted nails and bugged the story out of him (reporting to you that he said "it was y/n's idea" even though she knows it wasn't entirely) ... and on one of their patrols together showed him where the beauty supply store was so he could pick out more things for your little spa events (stickers, new colors, fancy lotions, etc.).

and i'm crying @ the thought of... YES matching, but also somewhat... accidentally??? like you started off giving him all the cool stickers and taking the cute ones for yourself, like you said... but. then he starts wanting one finger to match w/ your designs, and when it's his turn to paint, he gives you a little something to match him, as well. super cute but subtle, only your close friends notice🥺 (and mina literally SQUEALS)

alongside the massages!!! which kinda hurt but always make all your tensions disappear. one of the pros abt having a hero partner, their experience with physical therapy. bakugo can and WILL spend hours kneading out your hands and feet. i love him.

(and just adore the thought of him being the boyfriend who paints your nails in general... all your coworkers ask abt it ALL the time😭😭😭)

[irlwakko]

what if they invented a lotion that wasn’t absolute sensory hell

[tenderflint]

@ tgel users how do you deal with The Stickiness

[spirirsstuff]

im gonna wake up all crispy tomorrow :(