#betrayal.

[bruciemilf]

IVE HAD ‘DEROGATORY’ SPELLED WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME AND NONE OF YALL TOLD ME——

[susie-dreemurr]

YOU’RE TELLING ME CURLY WAS A BLONDIE THIS WHOLE TIME?????

[eztilsolar]

Being petty and I’m NOT sorry actually

[recapitulation]

ex chef coworker came into my office all excited asking me to try his tuna salad and i did and guess what. it had green olives in it

[newty]

need a support group for girls who had ALMOST perfect long fingernails and then one breaks clean off. bc this is 3 times in a row and idk how much longer i can take it

[pyro-madder]

fromsoft will give you a handsome man and all there is to be done is killing him

[whoslaurapalmer]

wait I actually am kind of really upset about that inch difference. it's a whole goddamn INCH and I worked so HARD to keep my tension right!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD FISH SLEEVES........AND NOW IT'S ME STARING AT THE FISH SLEEVES IN HORROR

[graviconscientia]

Simon is not right. Don't tell him that.

[shoezuki]

Havent gotten to sidon yet but ive discovered via fanfiction and twitter that he has a fiance now what the FUCK he said hed WAIT FOR ME

[melto]

got a new phone and the person who was helping me set it up was like “Oh. mystic messenger huh.” in front of my dad. like cmon girl.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[justanapparatus]

not me getting emo about the frat bro drug trafficking book

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[turtleblogatlast]

Little Leo watching telenovelas with his dad

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