#betrayal.

[bruciemilf]

IVE HAD ‘DEROGATORY’ SPELLED WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME AND NONE OF YALL TOLD ME——

[susie-dreemurr]

YOU’RE TELLING ME CURLY WAS A BLONDIE THIS WHOLE TIME?????

[recapitulation]

ex chef coworker came into my office all excited asking me to try his tuna salad and i did and guess what. it had green olives in it

[pyro-madder]

fromsoft will give you a handsome man and all there is to be done is killing him

[whoslaurapalmer]

wait I actually am kind of really upset about that inch difference. it's a whole goddamn INCH and I worked so HARD to keep my tension right!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD FISH SLEEVES........AND NOW IT'S ME STARING AT THE FISH SLEEVES IN HORROR

[graviconscientia]

Simon is not right. Don't tell him that.

[shoezuki]

Havent gotten to sidon yet but ive discovered via fanfiction and twitter that he has a fiance now what the FUCK he said hed WAIT FOR ME

[melto]

got a new phone and the person who was helping me set it up was like “Oh. mystic messenger huh.” in front of my dad. like cmon girl.

[cunttom]

my own best friend voted no on the bing poll jsyk

[monkeydlesbian]

just realized mbappé is a december sagittarius.

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[void-dude]

A old conversation….

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[serial-unaliver]

a lot of people agree "don't automatically trust a man who says all his exes are crazy" but there is another red flag I was reminded of today:

SOOOOO many abusive men (and women!) falsely accuse their partner of cheating and I wish more people knew this. I remember watching a video on a man who killed his gf and all the comments were saying she cheated--not that it excuses the murder--but it turns out he fucking lied about that anyway. start thinking critically instead of not believing victims because you projected your own relationship issues on what could be a complete lie. oh, and people who make false accusations of cheating are also often the one cheating, lmao

[fujouppy]

saw a gifset w a cute doggy in the first gif (i love cute doggy i have a cute doggy tag) but when i scrolled further i realized it was. The Thing :(