#besties who annoy each other PROOF

[trans-xianxian]

anyway this is so fucking funny

[fishii-writes]

the crown of your head - chapter one - see who?

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cw: not proof read, kaiser., aranged marriage, implied neglectful parents, no actual isagi yet, ness and kaiser are besties, lmk if i missed anything

a/n: its like 2am and i finished this chapter ages ago, i just didnt wanna post it cus what if ppl dont like it. anyways pls tell me what u think bc im STRESSING. i swear the chapters will get more interesting trustttt. enjoy! <3

word count: 479

“You simply cannot see him,” your older brother, Michael, barges into your room. It’s been this way a lot recently. Ever since your parents had set you up into an arranged marriage.

With a man you don’t know, at that.

But with the way that Michael’s been bugging you, non stop, about this man, he doesn’t seem to like him. To say the least. Well, that’s besides the point. You had tried to bargain with your parents, in hopes to at least meet this man. But to no avail, for weeks.

Until your brother and his best friend, Ness, forced you to join them on a trip to, in their words, “the devil’s den”.

Well, that was a lie. You should’ve known, since the name itself was made up by two airheads who are simply biased towards… other kingdoms. Or none.

After much consideration of escaping while your brother and his friend aren’t looking, you finally find yourself in front of a palace. A massive one, at that.

Sharp arches reach high above your heads, higher than the tallest men you’d seen your brother associate with. And that’s hard to beat. The tiles on the pillars are white, but they’re stained with a vibrant yet slightly fading shade of blue. It's almost as if a cerulean sea had washed up onto the large marble tiles of the palace, its waves crashing against the pillars and adorning them with its gorgeous sapphire-like colour. Who were you to judge the said devil so soon? Especially when your brother seems to hate him but still brought you to see him.

“Come now, let’s go meet your future husband,” Ness smiles, ushering you towards the large staircase in front of the palace. He looks almost too happy to be showing you to this man, or the other way around. But you know him better than that. He and Michael aren’t happy at all. The smile on Ness’ face is merely a façade, threatening to crack at probably the smallest inconvenience. It's almost amusing.

As you step up each step of the staircase, you admire the lighter mix of blue and turquoise marble that the stairs are made of. The side hand railings are thick and the same colours, but more of a solid mix of them. Small golden chandeliers hang above the four edges of the hand railings, where they start and finish on both sides. Your brother walks beside you, an annoyed scowl on his face and a protective hand on your back.

Ness raises his hand to politely knock on the large doors of this even larger palace. You’re surprised at how the soft knock echoes through the now revealed hallway of the palace. A butler, plus many additional maids and workers, stand in view from the door, smiling. So Michael had organised this, it wasn’t just a one-off random encounter.

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[hearts4hughes]

hi bestie! could i get 22. “are you serious?!” “what’s wrong?” “there’s only one bed.” with jack hughes ?

one bed - jack hughes

jack hughes x fem! reader

warnings: swearing, intoxicated reader, mentions of alcohol, let me know if i miss anything :)

a/n: i was half asleep writing this. i’m sorry for any mistakes because i just skimmed through the proof read😭 hope you enjoy reading, lovies!

gif is not mine

i’ve been going on vacations with the hughes ever since i was born. my mom and ellen, have been friends since middle school. so it wasn’t coincidental when i became best friends with all the hughes brothers.

well, not exactly with all of them. jack and i have never been friends. i’m not sure what i did to him, but my presence just seems to annoying him. the ironic part about this though is that i also have the fattest crush on him. i’ve learned to live with the fact that we are never going to be anything more than acquaintances.

as we arrive at the hotel, we get out and grab our luggage. luke so kindly grabs one of my suitcases after ellen lectures him on normal chivalry.

“i can’t believe mom is making me carry on of your suitcases.” luke huffs, rolling his eyes as he aggressively wheels the extra suitcase into the lobby. i giggle hitting him on the shoulder.

“oh my god, it’s so much torture to carry a small suitcase into a hotel.” i tease, letting out a fake gasp, causing quinn to giggle.

“she’s right, lukey.” quinn tags along, a big grin spreading across his face.

“fuck you!” luke jokingly yells, scrunching up his face in disgust.

out of the corner of my eye, i notice jack next to us. he wears both airpods in his ears and scrolls through instagram. he catches me staring and mutters a ‘what are you staring at?’. i roll my eyes and decide to just look away instead of arguing.

“what’s up jack’s ass today?” i ask quinn and luke quietly. they both look over to jack, examining his stern features and look back to me.

“probably just being a little bitch as usual.” quinn shrugs as luke agrees.

i notice ellen and my mom making there way over to us. a little packet holds the keycards to our rooms.

“here are the keycards for your rooms.” ellen passed us all out a keycard except for jack. jack patiently waits for his keycard to be given to him, but furrows his brows when it’s not.

“mom, where’s my keycard?” jack asks, looking around to everyone else holding a small card in hand.

ellen shares a small look with my mom, “well, we only got 3 rooms.” she starts to explain, “one for y/m/n, one for luke and quinn, and the other for you and y/n.”

my eyes widen in horror and i begin to wonder if i heard her right.

“i’m sorry, what?!” jack and i exclaim simultaneously. i drop my bag to the ground and look at jack. he looks back at me with the same expression on his face.

“we all thought it would be good for you two to spend together,” my mom chimes in, “you’ve known each other since you were babies, and you still dislike each other. you two are the same age, you should be getting along the best if anything.”

“you guys were in on this too?!” i send a glare over to quinn and luke, who seem very amused at the current situation.

“listen, it’s not the worst idea to force you guys to get along.” luke admits and quinn shakes his head. i send them a stern look of betrayal before looking over to see jack having a frustrating conversation with ellen. i can’t hear exactly what he is saying, but i’m pretty sure it’s along the lines of ‘i hate her and cannot share a room with her’.

“it’s only for one week,” my mom points out, picking my backpack off the ground and handing it back to me, “so suck it up.”

knowing nothing i can say will change what’s happening, i finally accept the outcome and stomp over to the elevator. jack mirrors what i do, huffing in frustration. the elevator ride up to our block of rooms is quiet. i could quite literally feel the tension suffocating me.

when the elevator doors open, i step out and reread the number on my keycard. i scan the row of rooms until i read one that says 207. i don’t check, but i’m pretty sure jack is trudging along behind me. i press the card to the circular lock and wait for a green light to flash. once it does, i swing open the door and throw my belongings on the ground.

walking deeper into the room, i notice one king size bed instead of two separate beds.

“are you serious?!” i sigh out in frustration, running my hands through my hair aggressively.

“what’s wrong?” jack’s voice drips in annoyance and anger. he still stands behind me, my body blocking the view of the singular bed.

“there’s only one bed.”

jack basically pushes me out of the way to see if i’m telling the truth. as he takes a look for himself and quickly turns around sends me an angry glare. this makes my blood boil.

“why are you fucking mad at me?!” i ask. my words are stern and cold.

“because if you didn’t come on this stupid vacation, this wouldn’t of happened!” he yells back in the same tone. he doesn’t even let me respond before he’s swinging open the door to the room, leaving me speechless and alone.

tears begin to swell in my eyes as i sit down on the bed. things don’t usually upset me like this, but jack yelling at me really did. trying to recollect myself, i raise to my feet and walk towards the bathroom. from there i close the door and turn on the shower. stripping down, i step inside the shower, hoping to wash away all the negativity.

**

it’s been at least three hours since jack and i’s little dispute and i’m currently downing my fourth martini at the hotel bar.

after my shower i walked out into an empty hotel room. i figured jack was hanging out the quinn and luke so i just decided to chill out for a bit. it only took me about an hour to get sick of doing nothing, so i slipped on a black minidress and got ready to go have fun.

being my natural petty self, i didn’t even text quinn or luke where i was going to. i needed to forget everyone for a little bit, so here i am, getting shitfaced.

“can i have a shot of straight vodka, please?” i’m urgent to get more alcohol in my body. the bartender nods, pouring vodka into a small glass and handing it to me. i waste no time before throwing my head back and downing all the vodka. the burning sensation from the drink lingers in my throat for a moment, but i’m used to it. “i’ll take another.”

“i think it’s time you stop drinking for the night.” the bartender denies my request, grabbing the empty shot glass and putting it in the dishwasher behind her.

“i’m not even drunk yet thought.” i whine, knowing damn well i’m wasted.

she barks out a sarcastic laugh and asks, “who broke your heart, love?”

“no one broke my heart.” i scoff. she raises both her eyebrows and looks at me in disbelief.

“what ever you want to believe, honey.” she walks away, assisting to another customer.

just as i begin to get up and leave the bar area, i hear a familiar voice behind me.

“y/n?” jack’s voice fills my ears making me not even want to turn around, but i do.

“what do you want?” i start slur, stumbling as a stand up. jack’s hands shoot up to my waist, supporting me so i don’t fall.

“you are plastered, aren’t you?” he asks. i don’t even bother to answer. i try to wiggle out of his hold and sneak away, but he doesn’t even budge. i throw my hands up in frustration.

“let me go.” i mutter.

“you can’t even walk to inches without falling over. there’s no way i’m letting to roam free around here.” he’s says in a stern tone. he doesn’t seem to be in the mood to argue with me which is a first.

the second time today, i just accept my fate and allow him to bring me up to the hotel room. i ended up not even being able to walk even with him supporting me, so he gave me a piggyback ride the rest of the way to the room.

as he opens the door to our room, he carefully sits me on the bed and shuts the door. he begins to take off my heels and dispose of them in the room somewhere.

he grabs a water bottle from the mini fridge and some advil from his bag. i take the medicine and water from his hands and chug it down.

i close my heavy eyes for a moment and when i open them again jack holds a clean tshirt and a pair of boxers.

“i don’t know where your stuff is in your bag, so it’s just easier if you wear my clothes for now.”

he’s being so nice.

why is he being so nice?

i walk into the bathroom and change into jack’s shirt and boxers. as i pull the oversized shirt over my head, i can’t help, but smell jack’s cologne on it. his scent gave me a sense of comfort and i was confused as to why. while in the bathroom, i also brush my teeth and hair so i’m not a total train wreck tomorrow.

“are you okay in there?” a small knock comes from the other side of the bathroom door and i open it, revealing myself in jack’s clothes. his eyes scan up and down my body. he doesn’t say anything, but his mouth stays open a little. he finally snaps back into reality and helps me to the bed.

as i pull the big covers over my body, i notice that jack isn’t getting into bed next to me, “are you going to sleep in the bed next to me?” i ask, looking at him like a lost puppy.

he stares at me for a moment before responding, “i was going to sleep on the floor, but if you want i can sleep in the bed.”

“could you sleep next to me, please?” i’m scared for his response, but i ask anyway.

“yeah, of course,” he coos, “just let me brush my teeth and stuff.”

i nod in response and lay down, waiting for jack to fill the empty space next to me. my heavy eyes are in need to be shut, but i keep them pried open, not wanting to fall asleep before he gets back.

it only takes a few minutes before i see jack emerging from the bathroom in just sweatpants. i can’t help, but stare at his exposed chest. it might just be my drunk mind, but his abs looked amazing. my eyes begin to go a little bit lower and they stop at his exposed v-line. the sweatpants hang low on his hips, showing just the right amount of his v-line. my throat begins to turn dry and jack blushes as he notices me checking him out.

“like what you see?” he teases, slipping into bed next to me.

“maybe i do.” i smirk, turning on my side to face him. he giggles at my flirty comment.

my smile begins to drop as i take a moment to exam his face. we’ve never been this close before. i notice how blue his eyes look, even in the dark lighting, and my eyes even flicker to his lips for a moment.

silence fills the room as we admire each other and i decide to speak up, “why were you at the bar?”

“well, i was-” he stutters a bit, searching for an excuse in his head. when he can’t find one he admits, “i was looking for you.”

“what?” my brows furrow at his response. it almost seems like he’s joking because why would he ever be looking for me? he couldn’t even stand in the same room as me three hours ago.

“i felt bad about yelling at you before and i wanted to apologize, but when i went into our room, you weren’t there. i basically searched the whole hotel for you before you caught my eye at the bar.” he closes his eyes and turns on his back. i don’t say anything and he begins to spiral, “listen, i- well, i didn’t mean to-”

“jack,” i cut him off.

“yeah..?” he asks, hesitantly.

“kiss me.”

he doesn’t waste anytime, turning to look at me and then smashing his lips against mine. we both sit up and jack moves me to straddle his lap. all the years of pretending i hated him, when i really was in love with him are thrown into the kiss. he slips his tongue in my mouth, catching me by surprise.

after at least a minute of nonstop kissing, i pull away breathlessly. i stare at jack’s face. he wears a proud smirk as his hands rest on my hips. i send him a cheeky smile in return.

“i’m in love with you.” i blurt out.

“i’m in love with you too.”

[findafight]

i don't get why robin and eddie clocking each other is so popular. firstly i find it kind of cheap esp since it's usually a set-up for robin and/or eddie being all-knowing arbiters of lgbt knowledge while steve is clueless and dumb and not lgbt enough (despite usually being bi) to partake in this exchange as well. then it's otherwise used to establish an immediate connection between robin and eddie since they are both gay which automatically makes them besties. secondly it doesn't make much sense w what we see of either robin or eddie. like we know robin struggles w social cues and we see that that extends to sexual orientation through her interactions w vickie. also i think she is just not paying that much attention to eddie i must be honest. then w eddie he spends his time campaigning for the stancy revival while steve blatantly stares at his mouth so. i don't think he'd be good at that either. like the irony in this being so common is that steve is the person that does clock someone else on top of being consistently socially and emotionally intelligent and perceptive. idk sometimes i feel like ppl take him not clocking robin as proof he's incapable of it despite him then clocking someone later and being right, and that s3 scene fitting into the broader context of steve being lonely, insecure, and off his game for most of s3 as well as between s2 and s3. tbh missed comedy potential w steve being the one person in that trio that actually knows what's happening.

oooohg yeah i feel you anon. Not to say that all the fics that have these tropes in them are bad! it just. sometimes gets annoying? I don't want people to feel too bad about it but yes agree.

I think it really is used as a way to fast track their friendship. Truly unfortunate that it's often used to make them all knowing queer guides instead of the disaster teenage gays they are.

Robin is a small town lesbian who is only out to one singular person, she does not know anything, let alone vague little queer codes that might be happening. She wouldn't know Eddie was queer for a variety of reasons. She says herself she's not good at reading people! She's also busy worrying about if she's doing something that might out her or make people suspicious of her, so she's not analyzing other people's actions. She does not care about men that aren't Steve enough to pay enough attention to figure out if Eddie is queer or not lol. She can't even figure out if the girl she likes who likes her back is queer when her best friend is telling her. Oblivious icon! open your eyes, queen!!

Eddie had a man he deliberately broke a moment of romantic tension between his love interest by throwing a vest at his face staring at his lips and still pushed him towards said love interest. Sir. what are you doing. and once it's clear stncy isn't happening you know eddie would be like okay. why aren't you dating Robin? hmm? she's cool! and causes Steve to Suffer. (Steve was flirting with Eddie .5 seconds before he started on this please get with the program Eddie!!)

Also think it's silly that people would stereotype Eddie as Queer from how he dresses as though that's not just how a lot of people dressed? long hair was In in the 80s. Metal fashion was there. It also likely had some/a lot of ingrained homophobia in the subculture (as many things did). Sorry Eddie, but I'm pretty sure our boy Brucie did more for the gays than metallica. (Kissing Clarence Clemens Right On The Mouth Many Times On Stage thank you mr. springsteen and mr. clemens sirs.)

Steve's the only one of these three that 1) knows how to flirt 2) knows when someone is flirting with him 3) has consistently demonstrated being emotionally and socially intelligent to observe people (more than arguably anyone else in the series) and 4) has any kind of functioning gaydar. Totally agree that Steve not clocking Robin despite his gaydar is that he was way off his game, insecure, in a funk, pathetic sad meow meow era, and in a weird state of squish-or-crush on Robin, that was pushed towards crush by Dustin but slam dunked into squish by Robin coming out (does that make any sense?)

I truly, truly believe Vickie returned Fast Times paused on 53 minutes and five seconds specifically when she knew Robin and/or Steve would be the ones to rewind it. Why else would she not rewind it? when clearly they knew who had rented it and could potentially out her if they read into it? She was getting vibes from robin and knew that Steve would at least report Back to Robin (I refuse to believe the championship game was the only time stobin gossiped like they did. Vickie knows their shenanigans.) so she decided to be indirect but kinda obvious about it!! And while Robin is denying this Steve has seen the truth, he knows exactly what Vickie is doing. (would be very funny if Steve and Vickie clock each other, and then make eye contact like I know what you are. They deserve to become funky little friends while Steve is trying to get her and Robin together.)

[mariajmajesty]

THIS IS THEM. Jimin and JK like to tease each other. They like to go formal because it makes them laugh for some personal reason I guess. They like to be silly and have inside jokes and use baby tones for each other. They are handsy and okay with invading each other personal space and boundaries. This is who they were since they were what?..19? This is what their relationship always has been since day one and they still hang out, supporting each other, hype each other and hug as they always did yet with each new interaction 80% of this fandom act surprised as if they don't know what teasing or a hug looks like and just discoverd how they are with each other. Armys can bully James Cordon for days but have no issue with the amount of hate two of their own members recieve for years which is very interesting and sad.

They are perfectly okay with JK lending his voice to help Yoongi in his work, it's lovely if Tae mentioning JK in every army update, when Jimin hugs Hobi it's so cute and sweet and warm..but all hell break loose if Jimin hugs JK right after or if JK promoting a song he's in from Jimin's album at night because he felt like it. The first hug was fine and loving, the second one? fan service and evil!!  suddenly everyone acts as if they are concern for personal space and don't know what basic human interactions looks like and their eyes are blindfolded "what is a hug"... but only with them. Only with them.  There's a demand to see jikook out and about 24/7 with constant updates to prove they are close but only them have to show it. the rest are assumed to live in each other pockets without any need of a proof for weeks and months. The question "why Jikook don't seem as close as they used to" have been circling the fandom since 2018 every 2 months and..I don't know how people don't feel stupid asking it. really.

It's pathetic and people need to be honest with themselves and admit that the reason jikook and only jikook are annoying them or give them doubts when the rest can go in hiding or hug or straight up insult one another and still be called besties or lovers is because they don't like what their gut feeling is telling them about jikook or they were never into them in the first place. Which is fine! but at the very least stop lying or spread hate or complain to people who do like them. I personally dislike insecure jikookers because for some reason they refuse to leave something they claim to not believe in anymore and come to seek answers from others and it's useless and to me it says that despite what they claim, something still keeps them around and they need to ask themselves what it is (and no, it's not so they could be exposed to different opinions) so instead of just spamming me or others with anon asks just..leave or act like a mature grown up and keep this space normal? I see no reason to stay here if you no longer like what you see or just to complain to others who don't think the same, it's weird. I don't know jikook in real life so I have no idea if what I believe in is real or not, but I don't go to other blogs with my doubts and hateful narratives or start a debate over things non of us know as facts. We are all on the same boat. Antis and other shippers are not objective and it's tragic to see them reacting this badly to something as sweet as what we saw yesterday.

Anyway, jikook are good. I wish people would respect them more and not lie about them but I know it won't happen because ....homophobia exists.

The fandom needs to grow up..or get a life and experience some meaningful relationships

[milkybonya]

rendezvous ☆ felix

! : Felix is bullied when he's younger, idk how long it is but i hope long enough and not too dragged on </3, not proof-read !

# : bestie prince!felix x gn royal!reader, a robin hood moment

[💌: i am so grateful to be part of this collab, especially because i am in a mental rut and this fic is short, literally written in just a few sparse sittings, and is really gonna be the lowest of the low 🛌 anyways stay tuned for the other writers' works and ty if u decide to give mine a read T-T]

"just pick the time, i'm down, i always do."

being a royal isn't all that magical. it's just annoying. you have none of your own agency, you're followed around all day, you always have to act and look perfect... it's so tiring. sure, you don't have to worry about not being able to afford things, but it sucks. living in so much wealth while others are dying sucks.

and it sucks that you can't do anything about it... except, you can. and you do. and that's your only joy in life.

your parents only trust you, their beloved royal child, with Felix. he's your best friend from another kingdom, one whom you supposedly can never marry, so it's fine if you're just harmless friends. your two kingdoms are on peaceful terms, anyway.

when Felix visits you once a week, you're allowed to leave the palace and be with him. it's the day you look forward to the most, especially because you give back to the community on this special day of the week.

there's no putting it simply. you both dress up as commoners and roam the streets, handing out large sums of money to people who need it. the money is a combination of your own allowance and the palace's money. it's almost like a robin hood situation.

"is the royal highness of this palace ready to embark on yet another adventure?" you hear Felix's deep voice behind of your bedroom.

the guard standing outside your door says, "prince Felix is here, shall i let him in?"

"of course," you say, and the doors open to reveal Felix, dressed all in white and not a single stain on hin despite riding his horse here.

"are you ready?" he asks with a grin, his blonde locks falling into his eyes.

"are you? you're not going dressed like that, are you?" you ask the boy, who shakes his head at you.

"stop playing, i know you have clothes ready for me in your closet," he says, walking over to find them for hinself.

"and what would you do without me?" you tease, also joining him in searching through your closet for some commoner's clothes, kindly donated to you by some of your servants and friends.

"i'd be living my best life," Felix says, jokingly.

you punch his shoulder lightly and he acts as though he's been shot.

"is everything okay, your highness y/n?" the guard outside asks.

"yes, don't worry! Felix is just being annoying," you say.

he sticks his tongue out at you and giggles, grabbing his clothes of choice and running to your ensuite to change.

he makes sure you're also dressed before he steps back into your room. as if you haven't already done this a million times, the two of you look at each other and laugh.

"you'd be such a heart throb commoner," you tell Felix as you fix his collar.

his cheeks turn red slightly due the proximity as he chuckles, watching your delicate fingers against his clothes.

"i'm already a heart throb now, what are you gonna do about it?!" he says after you move back, sticking his tongue out at you.

you wave him away and leave your room, getting ready to leave the palace. he follows you and the two of you talk the whole way into town.

the palace is far from town, another thing which you hate. it's to physically displace the royals from the rest and it's awful. still, you prefer getting there on-foot.

"i still can't believe some of the servants who make deliveries have to walk this long journey every day," you say to Felix, who casually pulls you away from a big hole in the path.

"it's the worst. and in the heat, too?! gosh."

silence evelops you both as you digest the moment, walking along this path with your best friend. suddenly, you start to think about how much Felix has grown up.

before, you were always defending him when you were both younger. he was always bullied for being too feminine of a prince and you despised everyone who thought so. now, he's stealing everyone's hearts with his gorgeous face and deep voice. you'd like to say you have dibs on him because you've always loved him unconditionally from the start but... why would you have dibs on your friend?

"y/n, do you know what rendezvous means?" Felix suddenly asks.

"of course i do.. it's french for appointment and means the same in english--a time and place for two people to meet," you say.

"i like that word a lot. it sounds so much better than appointment, meeting, or... well, anything else."

"well, that's random," you say.

Felix's deep laugh is contagious as you laugh along with him. you didn't realize how warm it is today, and appreciate the gentle breeze that finds you both in that moment.

"it's not random! i feel like we're having a rendezvous right now. this is our rendezvous," he explains.

for some reason, your mind goes blank. Felix turns to look at you and smiles when your eyes meet.

"and this is why you're stealing everyone's hearts," you say.

"everyone's except yours," he mumbles.

___☎️

finally, you both make it to town. it's as busy as ever with all the merchants selling their goods and people trying to bargain for a good deal.

"let's see who needs our help today," Felix whispers to you as he pulls you close.

you walk up to a stand and overhear a mother trying to bargain.

"please, i really need these herbs! my son is sick and i can't afford to pay for medicine. with these herbs, i can help him at least feel a bit better. please, i only have this much with me," the lady shows the merchant her money, but he dismisses her.

just as she turns to leave, Felix places a bag of money in her hands.

"buy the herbs, some medicine, and some good fruit. i hope your son gets better," he tells her.

she beams as she analyzes the contents of the bag.

"oh my goodness! young man, where did you get all this from?"

"don't worry about it. i can't promise i didn't steal it, but i can promise that no one will ever know," he says wirh a wink.

the lady chuckles and when she turns to pay for the herbs, both you and Felix rush off.

"i hope her son feels better," you say with a pout.

Felix pats your head. "i'm sure he'll be fine."

as you both continue to walk around, an old man calling to you both makes you turn around.

"you lovely two, would you like your fortune told? it doesn't cost much and it's very accurate!"

you and Felix look at each other.

"i don't believe in this stuff but let's give it a shot," he says.

you follow the man to his hut and he invites you to sit down.

"so, would you like to see your future in love, health, or wealth?" the man asks.

"love," Felix says without hesitation.

"ah, be careful if you are a couple," the old man says hesitantly. "if the fortune is bad, i am not responsible for a breakup!"

"ah, no, we're not a couple!" you say.

Felix's heart drops.

the old man smiles, reading the situation and after a moment of silence, reveals your fortune.

"i can see that the two of you are close friends, but there are different feelings blooming between you both. you're hesitant, wary of the other's heart. stop being so careful. your guess is right, just go for it," he says.

you choke on your own saliva and take hold of Felix's arm. "okay, that's enough! thank you, sir!"

you leave the hut and meet a Felix with a flushed face.

"hey, we're just gonna forget about that, right?" you ask, flustered.

Felix suddenly turns serious.

"and why should we?" he asks.

suddenly, his features harden. not in an angry way but in an incredibly handsome way.

"y/n, how can i just forget the fact that i've been loving you for an eternity?" he asks, reaching for your hand this time.

you feel your heart race against your chest and your pulse quickens.

struggling to find words, Felix continues speaking for you.

"i want my rendezvous with you to last a lifetime, y/n. can't we get engaged?"

you blink up at him, the pretty prince who has, unbeknown to you, stolen your heart. and just like that, everything falls into place.

as much as your robin hood rendezvous with Felix has always been about giving back to the community, it was also a lovely excuse to see Felix. Felix, your friend, your first love.

how could you say no? how could you say no to him, when you'd never in your dreams imagine him proposing to you like this?

"Felix.. you really like me? this isn't some lie just to not hurt my feelings? are you just trying to make the old man sound right?" you ask.

Felix shakes his head, caressing your cheek.

"you... don't love anyone else?"

"now why would i, y/n? we've both been silly, ignoring all the signs. let's stop it now, if you're ready," he says.

the wind picks up and it sounds as if the universe is screaming, begging for you to say yes. and that's your sign. that's the engraving of the rendezvous in the universe. an eternal rendezvous.

the second you hug Felix and rest your head on his chest, he returns your embrace and cups the back of your head.

everything finally feels right. you can see it, a future together with Felix in the kingdom where the divide between royal and commoner will no longer be so wide.

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[lightofraye]

https://www.tumblr.com/rrahuntersblog/756303389366878208/you-lot-need-to-learn-to-stop-projecting-your

I’m so sorry, but this got long. I hope you don’t mind posting my countering this anon's BS claims. I know you didn’t have the patience to do it yourself, but I can’t just let those ridiculous assumptions pass. If you’re willing, please find my rebuttals below.

"Deluding yourself to actually believe he hates Misha when he doesn’t.

- Who said Jensen hates Misha? Most Misha critical people certainly said Jensen looks like he doesn’t enjoy Misha's Elmira (?) (From Loony Toons) like hugs. And we have said they are not besties, but former colegues/work friends, at best.

"It’s not Jensens fault that he has to try to be the peace keeper between the fandom, Blame the fandom not Misha or Jensen.

- When has Jensen ever lifted a finger to play peacekeeper? He’s too afraid of upsetting his physcho stans to grow a pair and confront haters. Jared is the one who tries to keep the peace, even though he is the one who gets the most irrational hate thrown at him.

- Also, Misha is VERY MICH to blame for the fracture in fandom, and fur deliberately feeding heller delusions.

"And Jensen didn’t Pander last night, that’s just your projection,"

- Sorry, Anon. You don’t know what Jensen thinks anymore than we do. So the fact that you THINK he ISN'T pandering is simply YOUR projection. I think he was, which means he was laying his Misha praise on thick.

"And to say that Jensen is not close to Misha when crew members and other cast members has stated for years that Jensen and misha are particularly close to each other"

- Can you produce proof of that beyond the cast and crew saying they ALL get along, where they actually single out Jensen and Misha as "particularly close"? I’m guessing no.

- What is VERY well documented is recurring cast, guest stars, and Misha himself describing how J2 were so close that they basically existed in their own bubble, one that Misha was left out of often

"and Jensen said that he honestly loves Misha as a friend multiple times."

- 🙄 ALL of the cast, or many, have said they ALL love each other. Apparently, Jared and Misha say, or said in the past, "Love you, brother," too. This is NOT special to Jensen and Misha.

- Also, it is questionable how sincere it was, seeing as Misha has repeatedly thrown Jensen under the destiel bus. … when Jensen was very clearly annoyed by the invadice fandom response to the ship. That isn’t what you do if you love your friend.

- Jensen also takes shots and small digs at Misha just as often, if not much more so, than he gives him praise. So, doesn't that mean he hates Misha? Probably not. Doesn’t it make them besties? Probavky not. Also, do you truly think the entire SPN cast, even the ones on the con circuit, truly all "love" each other? Seems unlikely to me. Getting along is not love. And there is also a hierarchy among the cat, and J2 are together at the top. I think a Jensen likes a Rob a whole lot more than Misha, before you think I’m trying to blindly argue in Hared's favor.

“It’s clearly your feelings of hatred for misha that you project this obvious lie about Jensen and Misha not being close."

- It’s clearly your gullibility and slavish love for Misha and a stupid ship that makes you blind to the fact that actors can say something on stage, for the benefit of the audience, without it actually being a true reflection of their personal lives.

- Also, Jensen and Misha themselves noted that they hadn’t spoken, spoken NOT seen, each other for several moths between the last con of 2023 and the first con of 2024. That sounds super "close," to me.

"Grow up and open your eyes"

- Perhaps you should take your own advice, dear. Stop believing anything Misha Pandering Queerbaiter Colins says, and you’ll be closer to seeing the more likely reality of the situation. Jensen, in fact, probably dies not hate Misha, but I sincerely doubt he thinks about him much when he isn’t standing in front of him at a con, either.

- People who have loved J2’s closeness over the years had evidence like them living together and vacationing together to support their friendship. Cockles fans have one PR boat trip and Misha milking the fact that Jensen let him stay at his apartment when filming on occasion (something that I think Jared did, too. But I wonder why Misha only shared about one … pandering, perhaps?). Misha filmed for like 3 days a week when he worked, so that doesn’t have to make them overly close, either.

Anyway Anon, stop just believing lip service because you want it to be true, and pay attention to actions, and things like body language and tone of voice. Those things can tel, you more at times than words.

Hi there!

Thanks for the rebuttal.

Here it is.

I appreciate it.

[araveninthedarknight]

A brother's secret is another's nightmare

A little note before we get into the actual fic, I am not the best at writing, my spelling is shit (thanks dyslexia) and I have the mouth of a sailor.. Also, I will probobly end up with veryyyy Out of Character Yasushi and Binzo but it's whatever 🤷🏻‍♂ hopefully you enjoy it non the less.

Sumary: Binzo's secret twin brother who no one really knows about is friends with Oya, and gets set up on a blind date with his crush by said crush's bestie and eventually all chaos ensues, ala high and low's typical fashion

Warnings: Extreamly terrible writing, swearing, its a high and low fic so violence and language are kinda inevitable. I use a random name i got from google for the main character, please don't be mad lol

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Binzo has always been fiercely protective of his secret twin brother, that much was for sure...But the twin knew that his brother would be so absorbed in his affairs with the Suzuran's Raho faction, he will never find out about his own hidden life, right?

The young teen boy, Binzo's secret brother named Yuri had long stayed a secret, his brother knew everything about him and wanted to protect the fragile seeming boy, but because of his position in the Raho faction at Suzuran, he had not been around as often, and getting bored easily, Yuri took to making friends with other boys his age, one being Fujio of Oya and then the others of oya too. Two boys in particular became close to him, Kyoshi and Yasushi, becoming inseparable as a trio, and soon enough the ladder of the two found himself crushing on the mysterious boy, named Yuri.

His brother thought him to hide who he was related to well, so he knew being anywhere near Oya as a rival's brother would not work well, but when he was with them, he didn't even remember who his brother was, or the school he attended. He simply was him and falling hard for Yasushi...which considering Kyoshi knew pretty much everything about his partner in crime, fellow chaos gremlin and brother from another mother, he knew both boys had fallen for each other over the span of a few months. Todoroki and the others soon would grow annoyed with the two trying to flirt but backing away with it as if the other wasn't just as shamelessly in love with them too. Kyoshi planned with Jamuo to set up the head strong couple on a blind date, one where you would think nothing could go wrong, fool proof in the eyes of the excited Oya gang's most excited.

Yuri approaches a beautiful cherry blossom tree, one by a body of water that glimmered in the light, a little garden with a pond that had frogs singing softly through the warm breeze. Yasushi had followed a lit path to a blanket, soon meeting up for what both boys had thought was a group hang out, though it seemed fancy in the eyes of the two but none the less brushed off as an attempt at a high school friend night that was made to be affordable but still look nice.

"Are we the only ones showing?" Yuri breaks the silence of the shy couple after reading a simple text from Jamuo to have 'fun' on 'the date'..

"It appears to be that way.. but they are missing out on some really good food!" The blonde who tends to seem sour to untrained friend eyes said to the other teen, his dark red dyed hair shone like a dim and dark halo. "But I think we were just set up... On what would be called a blind date." The chuckle Yasushi let fall from his slightly chapped lips causing butterflies to fall into Yuri's stomach as he swept dark red velvet locks from his face with a bobby pin that he always carried with him.

As the two teens one oya, one secret suzuraun spoke softly, blushing, laughing and behaving like a couple, another teen, also from Suzuraun looked on in disbelief, he knew his twin had tried to follow his orders, protecting Yuri from being a target for opposing school gangs, but he had no clue his younger by five minuets brother was friends with Oya. But he knew he would be able to handle himself in a fight, taught by Binzo himself to survive one if absolutely needed. He left not thinking much of it, and missed something in the distance that would for sure have caused his blood to boil, maybe even start an all out war between schools.

"Yuri, I really really like you. As more than a friend. And tonight was wonderful, we both needed it more than I thought, away from everyone else, away from the chaos for a few hours. Will you be my boyfriend officially?" This seemed like the first time Yasushi had ever been so anxious, not something he did often, and of course his heart in his ears made him worry that the other boy could hear his pulse loud and clear in the soft moonlight.

"Of course 'Shi, I love you with all my heart, I have for a while now. As silly as it sounds, my worries of it being one sided only are just subsiding, I am glad you like me too." Red velvet hair tickled the blonde's face as the secret twin of Binzo leaned in and kissed a rival of his own twin, blood rushing adrenaline through him as he did, now his boyfriend, and he knew this would have to be his one and only best kept secret from his protective zombie fighter of a brother. The kiss sent both boys off into the world of bliss, hands intertwining with a delicate care, love the only emotion surging through the crisp spring nightfall air.

A couple attached at the hip was now a common sight at Oya, and though no one other than Kyoshi said it, they were all glad the two had finally gotten together, Todoroki himself seemed to let out a breath of relief when he laid eyes on the hands holding onto one another that belonged to Yasushi and Yuri, though he kept it to himself, he knew it would balance the energy of the erratic blonde before him.

Not too long later, Oya and Suzuraun united to fight, and while Yuri had stayed out of it all, he had rushed to pack a big duffle bag of first aid, knowing that his love would be battered pretty well, and the last time it had happened, the dark red haired boy had let his sobs free, his fear as he kissed his lover's lips and tried to be ever gentle with him, causing him to vow he would always come through with as much as he could to help him from then on after a particularly hard battle.

Long forgotten were the thoughts about his brother having been dispelled from his mind, not thinking he would be there as he rushed to where he knew his darling blonde devilish angel would be, the fight had clearly been over, bodies groaning in pain on the ground, the boy carefully stepping to avoid them but looking for a mop of blonde hair tied up on one side into small braids that only went half way down the side of his head, cascading into a soft flow of sandy clouds.

"YASUSHI!!" Yuri scurries to his partner, opening the bag he brought and pulling him to sit by him on a stack of mats he had formed in the gym to help be more comfortable for the other. "Fucking hell, you look like you got the shit beat out of you with a fucking iron fist darling." Pouts the hidden twin, his frown making his adoring boyfriend let out a pained chuckle as he holds his middle, "I am ok baby boy, just a little run down, nothing I can't handle." Yasushi promises, missing Binzo having an alarmed look on his face as he sees his brother patching up an oya, the same one he was with months earlier in the garden, and then to his horror kissing Yasushi, being careful of the split lip and blood drying on in flaky cakes of smeared crimson. "Babe, you had previous injuries, its only natural I worry." Yuri sighs, remembering the fear he felt when he saw a haggard Kyoshi and a not much better Yasushi.

"WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS MIYAUCHI YURI?!?!" Binzo roars, causing his twin to jump and all of the occupants of the gym to fall silent, non of them expecting a relative to Binzo in their midst.

"You said you wanted no one to know we were twins right? This was me being not your twin, blending in and falling hopelessly in love with my boyfriend." Yuri says, anger laced in his tone that his brother would dare cause a scene, especially while he was tending to wounds of someone from the fight. "Wait-wait wait..."Tusksaka sais, befuddled by the sudden commotion that all were watching with pure shock, "Yuri is your twin? Heads up, Yasushi and Yuri have been dating for months, sooooo um... yeah, they are together and you will have to buck it up. We all love your brother, and he too is friends with Fujio, much like Raho himself."

"HOW DID WE NOT KNOW HE HAD A TWIN??" Mercy says, he sounded alarmed,surprised and at the same time impressed as his voice cut through the thick tension that hung upon the air, like a thick blanket in winter.

"I had him keep it hidden to protect him, told him to act normal because I didn't want him a target, but I also taught him to fight for emergencies, he has a mean right hand hook, I have to say. But I worried he would be a target, one that could be avoided, so I hid him...Had I known about this...."Binzo feels the air deflate from his lungs, letting out a sigh, "Hurt my brother and you will have to pay."

Yuri hears his twin grumble as he walks away, hand running though his crazy hair, his signiture look of his own.

"Sorry you had to find out like this and see him blow up." Yuri whispers, laying his head on Yasushi's shoulder as he felt his partner wrap his slender arm around his waist, something the two often did on Oya's rooftop on a sunny day.

"All that matters is that I love you." Yasushi says softly, breaking his normal tough guy act long enough to kiss his head and then glare at the crowd, "What the hell do you all think ya are fucking looking at??"

This was only the start of something bigger, a love for the ages.

A/N: Soooo.... first high and low fic in the books.. I hope it was ok, but I am super proud of it because I don't Know if I have ever willingly written something so long before in my life. I apologize for all of the out of character moments, but I just felt the need for fluffy goodness with a small pinch of angst.

[randomsebs]

HAHA

An Annabelle supporter/BOW, aka the biggest Annabelle ass kisser, has seen my post. She uploaded it onto her stories as if everyone will look at it and go: “WHATT?!” Yeah, because that’s what Annabelle’s cult followers do. They share a hive mind, it’s practically all they do now if you don’t like her. They go: “😨🤯YOU DONT LIKE ANNABELLE?! SHE SHOULD —- YOU”, which is said by His fake ass lawyer on Twitter, and btw, no it isn’t a joke. This is serious.

Just because I don’t like Annabelle doesn’t make me “invalid”, “crazy”, “jealous”. Sebastian is my comfort actor, COMFORT. I do not see myself “fucking” him. I am in a RELATIONSHIP. A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. Way healthier than with Seb and AW.

If this is a real relationship, it’s toxic as fuck. When they breakup , she’s not gonna be known more than as his “ex girlfriend”. Because tell me, the only things you know her from are from her PR boyfriends and Peaky blinders. Multiple articles have said it themselves, she’s a forgetful actress. Her role was mostly cut out of King Arthur because the director didn’t like her as Maggie.

I miss Sebastian’s ex girlfriends, do I think they were PR? No. Do I think after he signed up for CAA he’s been in PR? Yes.

It’s a very common thing within Hollywood, I hope you all know that. I mean him and his exes were always caught kissing, hugging, laughing, what not. With her it’s quite the opposite. We’ve heard from multiple of sebs co-workers the fact that seb is a good guy, but with Annabelle, it seems like her co-workers are uncomfortable with her or just dislike her. Which is the same with Tom cruise by the way.

You worship her, for what?? A high five from Seb? Oh PLEASE. Spare me the decency !! You have to be kidding, right? Seb does not give a single shit about what you say about their PR relationship.

It’s very obvious the PR is for HER gain, plus she is friends with her ex, has been seen hanging out with him while in a relationship with Chris pine, literally is SO CLOSE with her “bestie” Drew and all of a sudden is so close with her new “bestie”, James (the one who “congratulated” Sebastian in his story for more attention too)

It’s not a “rumor” that she’s an alcoholic. She literally posts photos of herself having wine in the back, every after party she has wine, on vacation she’ll have wine in her hand, dinner photos she’ll have wine in her hand, promoting a wine brand (previously), and etc. there’s PHOTO PROOF I have of her being problematic, not to mention I can just screen record it right now (if you still don’t believe me).

Sebastian doesn’t even carry her luggage, he only lets her hold a finger (he never did that before), and you mainly see them leaving each other behind or standing 4 to 6 feet away from each other. Seriously?? If that was any of his exes, he’d be practically doing anything he could to make them feel comfortable, there’s photos to prove that too.

The fact that people have different opinions is shocking, I know right??🤡🤡

CAA, aka the company Seb joined in 2020, is known for promoting PR relationships and putting their clients into them to promote their public figure. Seb doesn’t need it, Annabelle does. She hasn’t became this known since she even started dating famous men, starting all the way from James R.

Seb has NEVER been more baited in a relationship before. She baits everyone anyways, including her leech friends. When she was recording the “game��� she purposefully slowed down when it got to Brady and Beckham, just to prove that she is sitting near Tom and David?? Not to mention she is purposely trying to get the cameras attention, looking into any camera she can see, trying to move closer to Tom and David, whatever. It’s annoying and desperate. She tries way too hard to stand out and be noticed, not to mention tries to be “funny” and pretend she’s “private” since getting with Seb in the first place.

Oh but what did she do before? Post her PR boyfriends 24/7 for more spotlight and attention. What a shocker!!! It’s getting tiring. Plus she also follows his fan accounts, stalks the fan pages, stalks tumblr blogs/posts, etc. she is a creepy stalker, there’s no denying it… she even looks into what people say about her and her fake relationship with Seb, it has been proven MULTIPLE times.🙄 When will you people open your eyes???

[segara-asa]

For You, I'll Always Say Yes Though You Are Annoying.

Happy 12 years of our love-hate relationship bestie! I hate you but you are still the best ex-lover to date, lol!

“Once siblings in a past life, now best friends with a shared history as deep as our laughter. Twelve years and counting, we marvel at our 10% similarity—proof that even the most curious matches are written in the stars. In every lifetime, we find a new way to fit, perfectly pieced together by fate.”

Every time we get together, it feels like we add a little more color to each other’s lives. Even when we talk about the past—the crazy times when we were together, the sadness we went through, and the separate paths we took after—it all comes together to show how much we’ve grown. It wasn’t just about being in love or the tough times; it was about learning to handle life’s ups and downs with courage.

When we caught up recently, the way you talked about my achievements made me realize how special your support is. You’re more than just a friend; you’re like a cheerleader in my life, always rooting for me. Your genuine enthusiasm has helped me heal from old hurts, and the laughter we share now is even more meaningful. Each laugh, each smile between us feels like it’s healing a part of me.

You make it easy for me to be myself, without worrying about being judged. And when you spoke about our Brielle, telling her about the world she never got to see, it reminded me that our past, with all its joy and pain, has shaped who we are today. It’s not something to be embarrassed about but to be proud of because it shows how strong we’ve become. You taught me that our stories, even the ones filled with mistakes, are what make us who we are, teaching us how to love deeply and understand more.

As we keep going with this friendship, which feels as much like family as anything else, I find comfort in knowing that no matter what happens, our bond remains strong. We might not be a couple, but our connection is special for a reason. Thank you for being my eternal cheerleader, showing me that some relationships are too deep to just be ordinary. Our friendship teaches me about a kind of love that doesn’t end.

By recognizing our past, enjoying our present, and hoping for the future, we honor Brielle and everything we’ve been through. Our laughter, our shared dreams, and even our tears show a kind of love that’s uniquely ours—complicated but complete. And in this way, I believe our angel knows how hard we tried, and that every step we take, together or apart, we carry a bit of what might have been, turning it into something just as important.

October - 2024

[neokwxn]

seventeen as your best friend

idol!seventeen as your best friend [ gn!reader )

95z! 96z! 97z! Maknaes!

wen junhui

you met in high school

way before he left to become a trainee

the two of you danced together, and naturally you became close

you lost contact slightly when he was a trainee because of how busy he was

but just before his debut your family moved to south korea

you became even closer after you reconnected

you sometimes play fight, it usually consists of sneaking up behind each other and tackling

he often just sits and pokes you while he makes his odd little jun noises

introduced you to minghao first in 2016, and the two of you clicked

jun immediately tried to separate you

didn't talk to you for the rest of the day

you had to bombard him with cat pictures before he spoke to you again

after that was slightly reluctant to introduce you to the others bc he thinks they'll steal you

they try to, but you stay "loyal" to jun

the two of you often binge eat spicy ramen

he tries (and fails) to teach you how to play the piano and martial arts

acts like a kid high on sugar around you most of the time, but he's a good, caring friend who you treasure

kwon soonyoung

the type of friend to have a spare key to everything

he also knows every single one of your passwords

he says it's in case you forget any of them or lose a key

however the amount of times you've opened your phone to a ton of selfies taken by a slightly drunk soonyoung

or how at least once a week you'll walk into you're apartment to find hoshi curled up on your couch, hugging a bottle of soju says otherwise

he says it's all a part of the "bestie privilege"

he'll cry if you don't support the tiger agenda

so whether you do or not, you have to pretend to love it to keep him happy

will bite you if you so much has utter the word hamster

steals any item of animal print clothing

if it doesn't fit, he'll find away

brings you to the studio with him

always looks for your approval when making his choreos

tries to teach you them, but you end up pissing about

neither of you remember how you met as you've been friends for years

jeon wonwoo

they say opposites attract, and you and wonwoo are proof of that

while he's quiet, you're loud

he reads all the time, you only ever touch a book if there's an absolute need for it

he could pass off as a professional gamer, while u suck at it no matter how many times he teaches you

but you still get on like a house on fire

he'd have an infinite amount of patience for you, he won't be annoyed after his tenth explanation of how to play LoL

you're one of the few people who can truly make him laugh

like his loud, from the stomach laughter that has him bending over

he's not overly affectionate, however if you are he won't push you away

he likes seeing you smile, so every once in a while he'll let you beat him while playing, and although you know he lost on purpose, it still always makes you feel good

you met in a bookstore back in 2016

you weren't the biggest kpop fan, preferring K-R'nB, or bands like day6 and the rose, so when 20 year old wonwoo walks into you're mom's bookstore you had no idea who he was

you got talking, and while it was quite awkward to begin with, you slowly became close, possibly closer than him and mingyu

there was never any romantic feelings between you, no matter how many times you're friends encouraged it

he likes showing you pictures of cats

uses you're apartment as an escape from the others when he needs a break

lee jihoon

the type of friend to clown you 24/7

not overly affectionate with you

the most he does is occasionally hold you're hand when you need the support, or allowing you to link arms when you get excited

if you're clumsy, don't expect him to help you out

he'll just laugh at you, before asking if you're ok

you get studio privileges

unlike most, you don't really need permission to go in, as long as you don't leave a mess

asks for you're opinion on his projects, and always listens carefully

if you're taller than him and you tease him, he'd definitely threaten to hit you

if he's taller, he'll use you as his leverage whenever someone pisses him off ab his height

makes you rice whenever you ask for it

introduced you to his members the second he debuted and the group was given more freedom

you met in school, in your music class

you definitely joined the woozi love club

you often fight with seungcheol and soonyoung over him

[calzonekestis]

Mason and Grace and Joe became like the Three Musketeers hanging out when they were filming…

Grace has previously said Mason was the only one who really took any photos of their adventures together.

Like I know Mason is too busy having a life and being a swell fella to keep himself informed on internet troll comments…

…but if I were him , and had everyone involved’s blessing?

I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from dropping all the Friendship Receipts and trolling the trolls.

Like all these alleged fans are out here on twitter, it’s chaos, and then - what’s this? It’s Mason Dye with the proverbial steel chair!

Like each tweet about how much Joe hates Grace? It would just get a reply of “lol” and a new old selfie.

“People are being vile towards one of my friends? Spreading bullshit speculation about how our other friend thinks she’s Weird and is just being nice in the press bc he’s a professional but somehow she isn’t?”

I’d just be so petty like “lol throwback to me and the work besties!”

Obligatory Disclaimers: Make no mistake - they don’t owe us proof of friendship. Those are their private memories/moments and we’re not entitled to them sharing them with us.

Do not ask him/them to do so, that’s weird and invasive.

Even if Mason does/did know about the Bullshit, it’s not his place or job to involve himself.

No one involved needs or wants him to fight a battle for them, a battle that they have no interest in having, and he has no obligation to do so.

Grace has said that she doesn’t let the haters get her down, she finds them funny - it’s the “just my opinion!” of it all, along with probably clogging her notifs that is probably annoying to her.

And threats to her safety, which should absolutely be taken seriously.

I’m sure she doesn’t give a flying fuck if people believe that her work friend is actually her friend. She strikes me as more confident than that.

Like. Just because Some People lack any sense of reason, doesn’t mean she does.

“Oh, that’s sweet. I worked with this person almost two years ago, and it resonated as a great experience for them. No none is forcing him at gunpoint to say these things - he must really value my talent and my friendship.”

She knows they’re buddies and that he has a high opinion of her… that it was a great experience, they respect each other as performers.

They had a great experience working together/being scene partners, but even if they didn’t?

I truly doubt it would be soul crushing. Like. They worked together two years ago almost.

Are you friends with every single person you’ve ever worked with?

How about people you worked with intermittently almost two years ago?

I doubt she would take it personally if he didn’t regard her as a friend… but… as it stands… they’re friendly.

They think highly of each other, both as people and performers. They’ve made that clear. Still, how often are they really going to hang out going forward?

Probably at cons. When one is traveling to the other’s corner of the globe for work, maybe they’ll catch up. Maybe. Maybe not. Why do you care?

Whether or not the performers are friends has nothing to do with the dynamic of the fictional characters? It’s not relevant to anything? Nor is it our business?

Like, when you actually enjoy hanging out with the person - it makes the job you’re doing together easier, but. .

Idk. I don’t get it. Whether they’re homies, or not, why is that… idk people Caring so much is just really weird imo.

The Buzzword is Parasocial.

[depressoexpresso-anon]

Ok so the next part of Cᴏᴍᴀᴛᴏꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ Eᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ will take a little longer than expected so, here are some personal Sfw and Nsfw headcanons for all of the main boys. Here we go!

THESE ARE PERSONAL HEADCANNONS THEY ARE NOT CANNON ALSO THIS IS NOT BEEN PROOF-READ

Alphonse

He is an impulse buyer and he will buy the weridest shit on the internet.

He will buy you weird shit that he thinks you'll like

He probably bought you a brass knuckle meat pounder, thinking you'll look badass while cooking (look it up they do exist!)

He is probably jealous of plus-size people or chubby people because he can't gain a ounce

Get annoyed at the 'skinny boy jokes'.

Besides Seth, I think 'The Goofy Movie' also helped in his discovery of his sexuality.

Seth would sneak over when they were younger just to cuddle and sleep together.

Probably tried to deep throat a brat sausage to impress seth

He ended up throwing up and getting the back of his head slapped by his dad

He was probably a basketball kid in high school but he was shitty at playing.

He was not popular in high school but he was hot so girls swooned over him

He and set started the paranormal club in high school but the only recruiters they would get wear the girls who had crushes on them at school

He likes poetry and wrote his own in high school

He had a pastel goth phase in high school

He has fucking butchered his hair in middle school

So bad that he had to get the big chop and shave his head

When people asked why he shaved his head he would just say he wanted the 'slim shady' look

Let's just say it he probably survived on fast food and takeout before you arrived in his life

He can't cook for shit but he can make some good ass pasta meals

He probably learned how to cook pasta from his mom and also anime cuz ramen

Probably learned about sex from a young age

He probably walk in on his parents doing it or he ran into hentai while looking for the new episode of Pokemon

He had sex with you on every surface of the house

He is into anything because he doesn't know if he'll like it or not

Probably fell for those pills that make you cum a lot

I think the most embarrassing thing he did sexually with you was that he got cum on your ceiling

Like y'all were fucking on the washer and he pulled out and the load got on the ceiling

You get super embarrassed when one of your neighbors had to use your washer and dryer and they found the now dryer on a yellowish stain on your ceiling

You had to blame it on the rain

I feel like he's really into orgys and threesums

He would love to go to a sex club with you but is too scared to ask

Probably think it would be hot watching you get railed or watch him get railed by a stranger

His top kinks are voyeurism, cum play, bondage, public acts, oral, and food play

This boy would definitely pour warm chocolate on his cock and call it a pockey stick

Penes is more longer than thicker maybe a solid 7 inches

He once yelled 'pull the lever, Kronk!' While giving you a handjob

He wants to buy those double-ended dildos so you both can fuck each other at the same time

But he will never ask you for a very long time

You probably challenged him and you both went to a mall while having vibraters inside you both

It was a who would cum first challenge

He won

When he and Seth did it for the first time he probably though he was gonna shit

He had to change his number a million times because people on his cam show would find his number and send him nudes

He would show you dicks that looked funny

Like how two besties would show dick pics to each other and make fun of them

That is you and Alphonse

When it comes to the people he loves intimately he doesn't like hitting or verbally degrading you while having sex.

The only place he likes to smack is ass

Once he watched you and Seth play just dance and he was in heaven

Cause he got too asses jiggle and move

Probably got hard and had to jack in the bathroom

He wants to shower with you

He begged and pleaded with you to shower with him and you finally gave in

If you felt self-conscious he would kiss you all over and tell you that everyone's judgment doesn't matter because he loves you for you not your vessel you call a body

When you first got together he purposely started to watch and listen to all of your favorite songs and shows

He also has begged to give you a rim job

If he ever became a dad he would be a girl dad

If he found out you were pregnant he would have a shotgun wedding with you

If you both adopt you would just get twins and that's it

He would spoil the shit out of his kids so much so that you had to yell at him for it

He would take your daughter on little lunches and he would be like 'spill the tea sis'

He loves to hear the little kid gossip from his daughter because it so cute and interesting

And he will tell you all the drama after you both tuck her in

He would be like "You would not believe what our baby girl told me about Sarah and Tommy today!"

If you got pregnant and had kids it would be twins because YV himself said Al has good swimmers

If you were in a poly ship with Alphonse and Seth they would have a breeding kink during and after your pregnancy

Al had sex with you when you were pregnant and he said it was the best because you were so sensitive

He probably tried to suck on your titties often because he liked the taste of your breast milk

He was probably his father's son but his dad didn't have any toxic masculinity traits that Seth's dad had

He probably taught Al some manly stuff but left him be if he wanted to paint his nails pink

I feel like he got most of his moms personally than his dads

I feel like his mom was bubbly and sweet but also spiritual

I feel like she grew up in a family that had very strong hippie vibes

And his dad personality is kinda like 'speak softly and carry a big stick'

Like Vander in arcane

Al either had a ferret or a bird as a pet when he was little

You guys know that one audio where the listener finds a cat and brings it to Al

They kept the cat and named it splinter because of how its nails would pinch his arm when he held and petted it

Seth

Seth is the type of guy who will eat anything

Like you would make new food and be like 'Seth eat this' and he'll finish his plate it doesn't matter what it is

Since his mom wasn't around and his dad was drunk all the time seth didn't know how to cook for a long time

As a kid, he'll just take a hot dog out of the fridge and eat it cold and raw

When his dad and Jesse were still together they would go hunting as a family

Seth still has a rabbit's foot from his first kill when he was a kid

He has it on his keys to the bike

Jesse would take seth on sunset bike rides as a kid

Seth would wake up earlier than his dad so he could watch tv and be a kid before he woke up and started drinking

Seth's dad makes homemade cider

His mom gave him his jacket

Seth was in wrestling when he was in high school

He wasn't popular either but all the girls swooned over him

Got into mechanics because that was his first job as a assistant

He learned how to play cards with Al's dad and sometimes they would bet

Seth lost his virginity to a random girl at a party

He didn't enjoy it as much as she did so he left and went to Al's place

Then Al lost his virginity to Seth

Al's and Seth's first kiss was up in the woods

He's shorter than Al in penes length

He is super girthy like one of those knotting dildos and he's probably 6 1/2 inches

100% a monster fucker

You probably bought him a tentacle dildo

And it all started when he read a venom comic

It changed his world view

When he started the paranormal club he was super serious about it

So when a girl joined and asked stupid questions like

"What if the butterfly man gets me seth? Would you save me?"

"First off, it's moth man, and second you gonna be a goner when he gets ya so don't expect me to be helping a dead girl."

He can eat ass and pussy like no one's business

Also, he's a hairy man-like one of those guys who will shave his pubes, and they will be back in a week

He likes slow intimate sex rather than fast quickies

Will eat his cum out of your hole

Loves baths and will stay in the tub for hours if he's really stressed

Al and him used to take baths together when they were younger and when Al's parents had date night

When he gets older he becomes a bear

He develops a small gut but still has his muscles

He loves it when you straddle him and just hold him

It's not even sexual it's the warmth and the closeness that makes him happy

I feel like the listener introduced him to buzz feed unsolved supernatural and the owl house

He definitely has a crush on eda

I mean come on she's a monster milf

Wants to go see the moth man statue

When he's bored he plays with your hair

Seth can draw but he hasn't done it in a minute so he's a little sloppy

He mostly drew scenery pieces

Will walk around the house shirtless because he believes in free the tity

He dosn't mind sleeping nude but he doesn't because Al accidentally kicked him in the balls while sleeping

He loves lingerie and thinks you look super hot in it

Seth would only have one kid and they will be the best thing in his life

He even told you that he would use you as a human shield to protect his child

His kid takes up a lot of his personality because he was super shy as a kid

He never wants his kid to experience toxic masculinity

He will punch a child if he finds out your kid is being bullied at school

He's very protective when Jesse visits to see her grandchild

Seth is kinda a helicopter parent

He just knows it's a dangerous world and he just wants to protect them

He gets a sidecar for the bike so you all can go riding together

When the baby would cry at night he would play the ukulele and sing to them to help them go back to sleep

Likes to play the guitar when it's raining outside

Seth has a predator pray kink

It's just something about changing and hunting you down in the woods just to pin you to the forest floor and duck you silly

Will only get rough when you want it

He will cry if you take care of him

This boy doesn't know what that is

Has a praise kink and likes to when you ride him cowgirl

Doesn't like to 69 because he thinks it's more of a tease if anything else

Cause you're just mostly moaning in each other's privates

Will pick you up and carry you everywhere

As a father, he has the 'this is the dollar store, how good can it be?' Vibe

Jesse introduced him to country but Al introduced him to 90's hip hop and grudge

He loves massages and has a rock and oil set for stressful days

He knows how to box and in the city, he would be a part of an underground fight club to fight for extra cash

He probably grows, smokes, and consumes weed for personal use

He likes to get high with you and Al

Dropped out of high school to go with Jesse but, got his GED when in the city

Finn

Besides making you personalized bouquets he also makes you jewlery

He is a man wife through and through

Made his clothes and has your measurement to make you something special

He was homeschooled by his grandmother because he has really bad anxiety issues when he was younger

His dad is out of the picture and his mom died when he was super young

His grandma raised him in the city

But in the summer she'll rent out a farmhouse from May to September for Finn

That's where he grew his love for nature and the contry

He learned how to read by looking at flower books and what they symbolized

He tried going vegan but he couldn't live without cheese and milk so he's vegetarian

He cooks the best food because...

🍀MANWIFE🍀

He has old cookbooks that date back to the late 1800's early 1900's

Loves to go to flee markets with you

He likes very old vintage stuff

He's really into mythology from all different types of religions

Reads too much and has books stacked to the ceiling in books he's read

Favorite author is Neil Gaiman

He wants to go to London for a trip but has to save up money

He teaches you how to slow dance and is his favorite activite to do with you

As a kid, his grandmother put on Docter Who because she thought it was educational

He never really enjoyed the show

But he did learn about the holocaust

He cries on sad dog movies

He's watches scary movies for the fun of being scared

For a long time wanted to be a psychologist but it takes too much time and he gets extremely nervous around strangers

He's a switch and soft dom

He loves to take care of you and fulfill your needs before his

Will fuck you and eat you out on your period because he sees periods as natural things and they shouldn't be looked down upon

Also, he gets jealous if you use a dildo

Has a very strict skin routine because he's prone to acne

Wants to fuck you in a field full of flowers while you look like a prince/princess

Owns a bodega cat named lasagna

He's a big fan of Lore Olympus

He's secretly a gossiper and is a sucker for drama

He his clumsy as shit

Will trip over air and break his arm

His biggest fear is being abducted

Penes is 7 1/2 inches and is super thick around the middle

Loves anal sex

He probably did go to high school his sophomore year and that where he met Jack

Probably does larping sessions and he was mage

Super into fantasy roleplay

He has a large dragon dildo that he fucks you with and himself with from time to time

He can go for hours and his cum is always abundant

Like once every month or 2 months you guys get a hotel room for the weekend and fuck from 7 to fucking 4 in the morning

Just non stop

He gets self-conscious when you swallow his cum because he's dosn't know how it tastes

He's a little chubby around the stomach and hips

He is very superstitious and sometimes it can be annoying

Loves to watch Disney movies with you

He mostly loves the princess movies

This man is a jackrabbit when he fucks

Fast and hard

Loves to see your face in bliss when you ride him

He gets really whiney and he moans really loud

So loud that the police were called once

So you bought him a gag just incase

He blushes everytime he sees you naked

He will cum in his pants when you dance for him

Finn as a father would be interesting

Because on one hand, he has no idea how to parent and he doesn't know how to deal with teens

I kinda would see him as a great dad during the childhood to pre-teen years then to the teen to young adult years he has no idea what he's doing

He would always try to be the hip dad even though it's really cringey sometimes

During pregnancy, he gets extremely nervous because he does too much research and finds some really dark things that could possibly happen to you

So sometimes he cries because he doesn't want you to die

You comfort him a lot during pregnancy and even the birth

If you guys adopt a child he would be extremely nervous because of the 'what if they don't like me' trope

And you'll just be like 'they better like you because we're paying for their education.'

Y'all would adopt a toddler, not a baby because you both agreed you don't want to have late nights with no sleep

Your guy's kid would go to a private school for a majority amount of time

The kid would mostly take after Finn with his shyness but they grow out of it during their high school years

He would just want 2 kids but if he could afford it he would like to have 6 or 8 kids

Finn is a very family-oriented man and he always wanted siblings growing up

Finn would be a naturalist with his kids and explain things so they feel comfortable and safe

Finn would not tell the 'birds and the bees' story instead he would teach them how to properly court a man/lady

He likes to find berries and herds in the wild than buy them at the store

Is very into watching you masturbate and loves to fuck/suck/or eat you out when your sleeping

He knows how to speak French and will sing French folk songs when your stressed or scared

He can play piano somewhat well and he wants to learn how to play violin

He wrote songs for you but he keeps them to himself because he's too embarrassed to share them with you

Lucian

When you taught him how to cook he wouldn't stop

He grew very passionate for cooking once he learned how

He has cookbooks that explore recipes from different cultures

Is a really big fan of the golden girls and was devastated when Betty died (rip you, absolute queen)

He also likes to watch the history channel and he tells you about all the people who are in hell

He's a fan of Queen

He wraps his tail around your waist

And the best part is that it's totally a unconscious thing he does

He has demon abilities but they are weakened because he doesn't live in hell anymore

For example with his full abilities, he could summon 1 million in your bank account but, now the best he can do is like a 20

He likes to boast about how strong he is so he carries you everywhere

He won't tell you but Luc loves it when you touch and play with his hair and horns

He can go out I'm public but people would just look at him weirdly

His two favorite lies to tell in public are 'I was born this way.' Or 'I do live-action roleplay on Wednesday.'

He loves you but he will argue about the stupidest things

Like, why does it matter what way the toilet roll is? All you need to do is wipe and go on with your life

Theirs a literal bend in the middle of the couch because of his weight and how much he uses the couch

He laughs at horror movies especially supernatural horror

He goes on rambles about how inaccurate they are

But one film that freaks him out is The Wicker Man

That movie makes him question humanity and just makes him uncomfey

His cock is huge

It's 11 inches long and he's SUPER THICK like I mean 6 inches thick

He's got a large head on his cock too and it bends upwards a little

His favorite place to fuck you is on the couch or the island in the kitchen

He will never finger you

Because have you seen his nails

He will hurt you with his nails if he fingers you

When he cums it is a lot

Once you got curious once and you made him cum in a large bowl and measured it in cups

It was 3 cups of cum that you dumped in the toilet and threw away the cups and bowl

He's still upset that you let a good load to waste

But your excuse is that it was for science

You make small charms and jewels that he puts on his horns

Has an obsession with your hands and he loves to caress, play, and kiss them

It's hard to shop for clothes for him because he's so damn big

So sometimes he just walks around the house naked because he has to wash his clothes and he doesn't have any clothes to wear while his stuff is washing

He can be around crosses and stuff it just stings a bit if he touches it

He considers Jesus as a cousin that has been removed

He watched good omens and said it was more accurate in some sections of hell

He told you that he had a pet goat in hell

His dad treated him like he was invisible and he was bullied a lot by his siblings

He was close with his mother but he hasn't seen her for a very long time because it's hard work being the Queen of hell

But she still writes him letters and sends him gifts

He is the baby and is the smallest demon in the royal bloodline

He hums and rubs your body to try to help you sleeep

He has trouble sleeping at night so you give him melatonin gummies to help him drift off

He says his favorite period was the witchy tine because he said that they know how to party

He loves to watch you try to ride him because your so small to him

He loves it when you ride his face

He has a huge tongue and he knows how to use it

One of his favorite activities to do with you is to lay his head in your lap while you read to him

He can't get you pregnant so if you want children you'll have to adopt but it would be extremely hard

It would be hard to raise his kid because his doyou explain your daddy is a demon

He would be a great dad and would want to be the totally opposite from how he was treated

Once his mother heard that he had a child and she came up to see his own little family

She was extremely happy to see her son with a child even though the child came from different parents

He loves to stare into your eyes

Because he feels like he's staring at your soul

He loves it when you sleep on top of him because he is so big and he can rub your back while you sleep

Even though he's a big bad demon he jumps easily when you try to jump scare him

I hope you enjoyed my headcanons! There will be a part 2 with Faust, Auron, and maybe Charlie!

[dejwritesarchived]

Are you still taking request? How about fake dating headcanons with Aran and black fem!reader

in which you two are fake dating.

↠ characters: aran ojiro

↠ pairings: aran ojiro x black fem!reader

↠ timeline: aged up!! fake dating!au 

↠ warning: nsfw mentioned/applied

↠ a/n: aran aka my fav. i really enjoyed writing these headcanons. tbh, i may write a one shot or drabble dedicate to these. i hope you enjoy it though bestie.

It was extremely awkward the first go around, Aran hated the paparazzi, TMZ, The Shaderoom. He hated it all. He actually hated the whole idea just as much as you did. 

You two didn’t start getting used to the fake dating lifestyle until you both entered each other’s world. He sat hours in a recording studio with you, watching you get frustrated when you couldn't hit a note or when a beat to the song was trash. While you went to one of his games, watching him grow annoyed when the other team scored. After those two events, you two were seen as the newest it couple. Camilla and Shawn ain’t got shit on you. 

You guys don’t do matching outfits, that’s corny. You do those cute color coordinate outfits though. 

Some miserable people could point out that you two weren’t actually dating, claiming that no one ever saw you two kiss each other on the mouth. Only on the cheek, but you had to go on Instagram Live to set the record straight.

“Why do you weirdos want to see us kiss so badly? If you want to see someone kiss so much go watch Too Hot to Handle or some shit. Frankly, it’s really none of y’all business what goes on in my relationship, we’re good over here.” You spat. 

That outburst trended on Twitter. 

Aran found it so hilarious at your clawbacks at people. He didn’t pay any of it attention. He figured as a black volleyball player that lived in Japan, sometimes you just had to ignore the ignorance.

He is the logic of reason between you two, always rushing to calm you down from said diva moment. You cussed out Kylie Jenner on social media for stealing a black woman’s bathing suit design, who was the one to calm you down? Aran. Maybe that’s why you were beginning to fall for him for real. He was falling for you two. 

Atsumu and Osamu didn’t believe Aran when he said he was dating you. Like they needed more proof other than the hand holding and you attending his games. So, when you showed up at the gym that they were practicing at (catching up after not seeing each other in person for years) with your daily lunch you would bring Aran, their mouth hit the floor.

“Guys, please don’t pester my girlfriend.”

“So are you two like dating? Or dating dating?” 

“Yes, we’ve been dating for a couple months now.” 

When you told Aran you actually liked him, it was deadass two weeks before your publicist was going to announce that you and Aran was going to break up. Putting an end to the publicity stunt. Do you know how stressed your publicist was when you told sis you actually liked him? 

Now the two of you are literally some lovey dovey black love couple !!

You visit him as much as you can and go to his games while he come to your concerts. 

A LITTLE NSFW FOR YOU.

The first night you two had sex, you had attempted to make it so romantic after a night out for dinner. That was a fail when paparazzi bombarded you two as you left the restaurant. You were so annoyed when you got home, but Aran assured you that the night was wonderful. Kissing you ever so passionately with them wonderful lips of his. 

Now that you two are officially dating, PDA Lowkey be happening. From Aran grabbing your ass on the red carpet, to his fingers intertwined with yours as you get out the car together. 

He definitely is the type to be in control, especially considering your sometimes diva and outspoken attitude. He’ll have to give you one good fucking before your studio time to ensure you to be happy as hell as you record some songs. 

Quickies before his games 🤝 Quickies before your concerts

[mocha-tapioca]

Mario Kart but Even Worse

part two of the twst!au game night, where canon is thrown out the window and the only way people can legally strangle each other is via games! :) (also co-written w the bestie @starsunns)

“Well. It’s official.” Ace leaned against the arm of the couch, a huff of laughter coming from him as he tried stifling it to no avail. “You suck at Mario Kart.”

“Ah—“ Airi blinked as she was fished out of space once again. Turning to face her rival, she stuck her tongue out. “Well, pardon me, but I’ve never played Rainbow Road.”

“Look at the screen or else you’re gonna fall again.”

“Please, as if I—“

She fell again.

“…dammit.”

Saturdays were nice at NRC. Game night was a lot of fun, and even if there WAS a bit of rule breaking, it gave everyone a chance to relax.

You can’t relax with these two around though.

“Gah, no, I fell again-!”

“Then keep your eyes on the goddamn rainbow!”

“What do you THINK I’m doing?!”

Silver groaned, raking a hand through his hair as he stared at the two of them on the other couch, bemused. “Shut up for once and let me sleep…” he muttered softly.

“You shouldn’t have come to the game room then,” Lilia chided, humming as he watched the screen. “Every Saturday, we get the tamest war in this place. Might as well be able to watch.”

Deuce was also annoyed, mainly at Airi. “Oh no, oh no, come ON, Airi, I’m betting money on you here— nonono don’t FALL NO—“ he wailed and leaned his head back onto the couch as he gave a fistful of money to Floyd, who was grinning.

“This is why you don’t bet with Octavinelle~” he sang.

"'M gonna..." Deuce started before dropping off silently. No one commented, I mean, it was Deuce who was speaking, who really listened to him?

"Ah, Floyd, I think this is mine~," Lilia cooed softly, reaching over to grab the wad of cash Deuce had just given to him.

"What! I thought you'd forget," Floyd said, reaching back for the money that was just (not really) stolen straight from his hand. "I won that fair and square!"

"And I won this fair and square," Lilia shot back, looking through the money. "You're short two thousand though,"

"O~oh," a voice popped from behind them all, but no one turned to look. "Are you guys making bets without me?" Of course, it was Trey, not even that weird at that point. "Here's some money. Ace and Airi are going to fight, and then Ace is going to get angry and call me four-eyes, so then Airi gets angry and throws her controller at him, to which Ace dodges, and the controller hits Riddle,"

"That's way too specific," Floyd said, "I'm taking the chances,"

"I'll put my cards down," Lilia adds in.

Deuce shook his head. “Sorry, Trey, but I honestly doubt that’s gonna happen.”

Silver, who had given up on trying to sleep, also put a wad of money in. “I bet I saw this in a dream once. If they don’t shut up, might as well make them useful.”

Ace, who had been hearing him, scoffed. “Useful?! What am I, a hammer?” Honestly, he and Airi were aware of the betting. (A portion of the funds went to them anyway, so they let it go on. He didn’t think the rest of NRC would start doing it, but whatever. At least they get money out of it.)

Airi sniggered as she threw a shell at Ace, finally getting the hang of the controls. “You’re about as useful as a broken clock. Only two times a day, and completely trash the rest of it.”

“You’re one to talk, Miss ‘Kamek’s-fetched-me-out-of-space-with-a-fishing-rod-nine-times’!”

“See?” Airi remarked, starting the third lap. “That name’s solid proof you’re right only two times a day. True fact, but wow, you suck at naming.”

“Shut up, I’m winning,” Ace retorted, shoving Airi so she lost grip of her controller. “Oh look, gonna have to change the name to TEN times instead, huh?”

“Cheater-!” She responded to that by kicking him out of the way, snagging first place yet again.

From bystanders, the pair looked like they were this close to murdering each other. To be honest, they probably were.

And then Lilia pulled the move.

“You know what they say~ all’s fair in love and war!”

They stopped driving.

“Love?! Please, Airi’s so short I’d have to break my back in order to kiss her—“

“I’d rather not need to carry around mouthwash for this guy, thanks—“

“How am I supposed to play basketball if my ribs are crushed?!”

“Please, as if I’d ever like a REDHEAD—“

“You were dating Cater, for God’s sake, weren’t you?! What does he have? RED HAIR—“

“Cater isn’t a guy with a superiority complex—“

“Who said I had any sort of complex whatsoever— oh look, I win,” Ace cut himself off with a nonchalant tone and a smirk.

“YeahbecauseyouCHEATED—“ Airi yelped as she was unceremoniously shoved off the couch, but not before she threw her controller at Ace.

Ace dodged it, and guess who it hit?

A now very red-faced Riddle Rosehearts.

“OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!”

As Airi scrambled back up and away from a short redhead chasing after her, the others still in the common room grinned at Deuce, who was sweating buckets.

“Pay up, Spade.”

“…crap.”

[eisforeidolon]

"They want to fight, because they get a false feeling of superiority out of “proving” that they’re stanning the “right” J." Read those stans and anybody else who it applies to for filth. I understand there will always be those that lean toward a certain J, and theres nothing wrong with that, but some of the shit ppl are willing to spew just to cause discourse, uplift one and trash the other and try to do this "im morally superior cuz this person i feel more attachment to is better than the person u like" is pathetic. And despite all the garbage either stan is saying, j2 are gonna continue being besties living their best lives together and theres absolutely nothing they can do except cry about it

Exactly. It's not just that it's deeply stupid, it's that it's deeply stupid and entirely, laughably fruitless.

There is no way in hell normal, sensible people are going to fall for their obviously homemade "proof" that either J is secretly an eBiL right wing homophobe, is totes failing while obviously doing perfectly well, abused and/or hates the other J, or whatthefuckever. They can also make up all the desperate fantasies they want that J2 hate each other now and are going to stop doing cons together and stop hanging out ANY MINUTE NOW despite, you know, what actual J2 are actually doing. Reality is quite obviously not on their side.

Unfortunately, that doesn't matter because they've burrowed their online identities so deep into crusading for their warped, idolized version of whichever J they can't seem to stop themselves. Which is sad enough to start with, but it's actively impossible for them to ever "win" because neither side is actually grounded in objective reality. The only thing they ever accomplish is winding each other up and annoying the rest of us.