calzonekestis
calzonekestis
Let's get nuts.
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Tim. He/Him. 30. Libra. ISTJ. All around dork. I don't tag my queued posts as such.
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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Cobra Kai (2018 - 2025) -> season six | episode 14 - strike last
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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real and true to me
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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do you feel like youre annoying online?
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil
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calzonekestis · 16 hours ago
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You can never experience watching your favourite show for the first time again, but you CAN convince someone else to watch your favourite show and vicariously enjoy all their raw reactions to seeing it for the first time, which is honestly nearly as good.
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calzonekestis · 2 days ago
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2021 Film Diary:
GHOST RIDER (2007) - dir. Mark Steven Johnson
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COBRA KAI S6EP13 "SKELETONS" I loved you, man. Idolized you. Every good thing about myself... Strength. Confidence. Karate. You taught me. I only wanted to please you. So, yeah, that night in the parking lot, December 19, 1984, was the single worst moment of my life. But what hurt even more than being choked out was you abandoning me.
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GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011) dir. Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor
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Morbius in Marvel's Midnight Suns "The Hunger" DLC
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MARVEL’S MIDNIGHT SUNS [9/?]
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calzonekestis · 5 days ago
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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D
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