#bestie where do u watch ur dramas?!??

[miulore]

i think i just have to get past few eps but i think you'll really like it! it's just me lol

bahaha honestly he needs to write a spin off for woong! poor guy lol

a lot of those bad reviews were from early episodes and then dropped it. tkem is like a puzzle it seems disjointed but once you reach a certain ep it'll click

the bear is on my list!

currently reading webtoon

ps: I WILL watch YOM !

pps: kge x steve noh confirmed to be starring a movie together!

sksks well thanks to you i started when i fly towards you instead!! and im STRUGGLING! its too much even for me..... also the page where im watching it keeps bugging !

YES! like?!?1 oh let me write the best ml in kdrama history and not let him get the girl?!?!?!?!?! LETS BE REAL FOR A SEC!!

OKAY! ill add it to my list!!

KGE EMPLOYED?!?!?!? ive only watched one of her movies... tune in for love.... i rlly liked it! so if u have recs lmk!!

[jeon-ify]

that night : j. yunho - pt. 1

a/n: this is my first actual fic since i’ve just been posting scenarios and requests :3 !! this idea came from listening to ‘you broke me first’ by tate mcrae. its a great song and it reminds me of yunho but toxic yunho. it would kinda be good if you listen to the song while reading !! idk girl i just write

genre: smut, drama, early 20s- mid 20s romance, toxic/dark romance, 18+

warnings: smut, dark romance, toxic!yunho, yunho has a threesome with y/n’s best friends, yunho is a cheater, reader swears a lot, yunho calls reader a psychotic bitch, san is a druggie, alcohol, cocaine, yunho begs, yunho gets sad and guilty, reader claims she moved on, san is annoying as hell, wooyoung is readers bestie!!

“san! i haven’t talked to you in so long, i’m sorry! how have you been?” your phone rang, you look to see that san called you about 20 times. you’ve been ignoring him, since he’s done almost every drug under the sun in the past year since you all have moved to different cities.

“man I called you 6 times. stop playing dumb. yunho’s asking about you again, please call him back. i’m sick of his shit.” san sniffles sharply. you’re sure he’s doing crack again, but when is he not?

you did not want to hear about yunho. you haven’t heard about or seen him in almost 4 years now, recovering from that night.

~~~~~~~~~~~

you call yunho, in hopes that he’d pick up. you left him a voicemail asking if he’d want anything from target when you were off work tonight.

*hello!! it’s yunho, sorry i couldn’t take your call. leave a message and i’ll call back!*

“i’m gonna stop at target, babe. did you want anything? love you, call me back.”

you finish your target run, grabbing a set of shampoo and conditioner and other necessities as you’ve been out of your favorites for a week now. you step out of the car, grabbing your bags and unlocking the door to yunhos apartment. you didn’t live with him, but you practically did since you were there almost every day of the week.

“~yuyu, fuck its so good! so big!” “you fuck us so good oh my god.”

“you’re both so fuckin’ pretty. my god.”

no fucking way.

your heart dropped to your ass, at a loss of every word in the dictionary. you felt like you were being run over by a truck 100 times over.

it felt like every moment with yunho was flashing at once.

he told you he loved you a million times a minute, you thought you were the only one. you thought that yunho would love you and only you, but how could you be so stupid to trust anyone else again?

you walk to where the noise is coming from, tears flooding your eyes, threatening to fall. the door is cracked a little, you see a pile of black hair and red hair mixed, one on top of the other. one of the girls has a tattoo on her wrist while the other has one too— it looks all too familiar.

one tattoo being a moon, the other being a sun.

your best friends.

you want to cut off the star tattoo on your wrist so fucking bad. how could they ever betray you like this? they never approved of yunho, but he’s inside both of them, fucking them on your shared bed. in your (what was once) home.

you didn’t even want to acknowledge the situation, instead you dropped the target bag at the door of the bedroom, leaving as soon as you could.

hours later, yunho calls. no answer.

you stare as your phone rings.

*32 missed calls from yuyu 🫶🏻✨*

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: hey, sry i didn’t call back. where’d u go?

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: babe?

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: y/n, pick up the phone.

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: not funny.

Read at 12:43AM

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: ur reading my fkn messages but ur not answering n its pissing me off

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: alr whatever lmao dnt pick up.

Today at 5:21AM

yuyu 🫶🏻✨: i cnt sleep, thibkin about yoj

*2 missed calls from yuyu 🫶🏻✨*

you watch your phone ring, waiting for the ringing to stop. your tears flow, deciding to call him back.

“baby? my fucking god, i mis-missed you. *hiccup* had me worried sick.” he slurs. he’s fucking crying.?

“you’re a fucking liar. my best friends? you’re drinking, you piece of shit. and you’re fucking crying?”

“relax, they’re not your best friends and i know that cus they did that to you, plus me and you baby, we don’t belong to each other. been wanting to leave. felt so fucking locked up. you won’t let me do what i want, you controlling fucking psychotic bitch.”

what the fuck.?

you watch the time on the phone call increase as he mumbles what you really meant to him.

you feel like you really did trap him, but you both didn’t agree on a poly relationship. for him to fuck your best friends is an insane thing to do to someone.

you end the phone call after 57 minutes of yunho talking about how much he fucking hated you for never letting him fuck your friends.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“i’m never talking to that piece of shit again and never bring him up to me. i have things to do, i’ll text you.”

you hung up the phone after 35 seconds.

you’ve grown past the situation with yunho, healing and becoming a better person. you were single, traumatized from your past relationships being a burden on you. but, your best friend wooyoung always supported you through and through. he wanted what was best for you, even though he introduced you to yunho. it wasn’t wooyoungs fault that yunho had fucked up (or was already fucked up), he just wanted to help you find someone. you had your own apartment, your own car and your own lash studio. you were booked for days on end, always working and being your own person.

but, with healing comes pain.

you’d occasionally think about yunho, how he’d pamper you in gifts and he’d take you anywhere you wanted. you thought about the nights that you’d cried to him, he’d hold you in his warm chest, making sure you were held and you didn’t feel alone. you sometimes still toss around in bed, thinking yunho was next to you, on your right side. you’d still bake matcha and white chocolate cookies as if he’d eat them with you, a reminder that you loved yunho— as your love language was baking— and every time you see those cookies, your heart begins to ache.

you pick up your phone and text your best friend, as he’s the only person you go to for anything.

—————-

to: woo 🧍🏻‍♀️

y/n: bitch get up

y/n: r u awake yet

y/n: GET THE FUCK UP BRO ITS AN EMERGENCY

y/n: if ur not up in the nect 5 minutes i’m calling the cips

y/n: next *^ & cops^*

y/n: man i just need to talk 😩 san called me

*seen*

woo 🧍🏻‍♀️: girl what the FUCK

woo 🧍🏻‍♀️: did u call the cops yet

woo 🧍🏻‍♀️: is the cop hot

woo 🧍🏻‍♀️: bitch WHI CALLED

woo 🧍🏻‍♀️: im calling u rn answer

your best friend calls you in no less than 3 minutes after your series of texts.

“why is san calling you? what’d he want?” wooyoung asks, concern masking his voice.

“woo, i just started feeling like i finally moved on from all that bullshit. he fucking calls me like ‘oh yunho wants to talk to you’ and i’ve been dodging yunho for fucking ever. i know he’s been calling me but-“ you ramble to him. he cuts you off, questioning:

“did you ask him what he wanted from you?”

“it doesn’t matter because im over it and im over fucking everything. its all bad news and i don’t wanna go down that hole again, woo. if you’re so curious ask him yourself. i don’t care and i honestly don’t wanna know.”

“okay. i won’t ask.” wooyoung says in defense. he has a sixth sense, and his sense is telling him that maybe something is wrong with yunho, or maybe he wants to try to give you the closure you deserve. though he already gave you closure— just not the kind you expected from someone you’ve loved for 6 years.

but a part of you really wanted to know why he called. a little portion of your heart still aches for yunho, but you’re healing, remember?

the phone call ends after small talk, and you stare at yunho’s contact info for 7 minutes. you open messages and read the last message he sent you. you have him blocked, but you know it’s his number.

May 19th, 2021 at 3:21AM

*You have new messages from (***)***-**** *

(***)***-****: baby, i’m so sorry.

(***)***-****: you won’t ever forgive me, but i’ve changed. my star, my love, my moon, my sun.

(***)***-****: i can’t sleep anymore.

(***)***-****: i’ll leave you alone, okay?

December 10th, 2022 at 1:21AM

(***)***-****: i can’t live without you.

(***)***-****: it’s been so fucking long

(***)***-****: js need to see ur face. keep staring at the same pic but it was so long ago

(***)***-****: my messages are green, why are they green?

(***)***-****: i met someone today, his name started with an M but i can’t remember what his name was

(***)***-****: he’s helping me heal. ik i don’t deserve to heal but i wanna be better bc u deserve better

(***)***-****: i wanna be the one for u my love

(***)***-****: i fucked up but pls believe me when i say i’ll change for u bb

(***)***-****: i’m going to sleep, goodnight my angel

January 8, 2023 at 7:08PM

(***)***-****: everythibg remjnds me of u baby

(***)***-****: ur everywhere i go

(***)***-****: ur everything i see

(***)***-****: mingi won’t let me live diwn what i did to u

(***)***-****: i deserve to fucking die

(***)***-****: i really lost u

Today at 10:32PM

(***)***-****: i still miss you, my love.

(***)***-****: want you to carry my children and be in my life forever.

(***)***-****: i’ve bettered myself. i’ve changed, please let me see you again.

*seen*

shortly after you open his book of messages, your phone rings.

*2 missed calls from (***)***-**** *

———————

you watch your phone ring twice, your heart dropping 6 times over, you didn’t think he would be this bad about it, but maybe he aches for you the same way you ache for him.

maybe yunho is sorry. maybe he changed and maybe he wants to be with you again.

your phone rings again, the same phone number showing up, as your shaky hands press the green button.

silence. the first 8 seconds is silent as yunho tries to process and come up with what he’ll say to you.

he tried calling you for 3 years on end, you’d blocked him. he was so used to your voicemail being the only thing left of you to heal him.

“h-hello?” there it is. the voice you refused to hear for almost 4 years, its there. it’s no longer only in your head, it’s his voice on the other side of the 7 inch screen against your ear.

his voice makes your stomach twist and turn, your hands sweating as your chest forms a hole within itself.

“you don’t need to say anything, just listen to me, hm? you can hang up any second you want, but if your heart still aches for me the way mine does for you, you’d listen.

my love. i’ve ruined you and tore you to shreds. i don’t even know where i begin. you are the most precious thing that has ever happened to me. the minute you entered my life, i took you for granted and fucked up. i didn’t realize how much i loved you or how much you meant to me until you left. that night is a blur to me, you didn’t deserve any of that. you deserve to be treated like royalty, you deserve to be treated in the most beautiful and enchanting way because that is how you made me feel. but i went and fucked that up for the both of us. i didn’t mean what i said to you. i was drunk but that’s no excuse to talk to you the way i did. it’s not right. it never was.

the only time i ever find myself doing right is when i beat myself up for doing you wrong.

i stay at the same apartment, san comes over and does whatever he needs to do but i haven’t touched a drug since you left me. the minute you left was the minute i decided to better myself. mingi is helping me be the person i want to be for you. my god, i hate myself for everything ive done to you. i’m not asking for your forgiveness, i know you won’t give it to me. but i want you to know that i still am here and i still love you. i love you better and i love you the way you deserve.

are you still with me, y/n?”

he breathes. you breathe. you finally breathe.

“i- yunho. i don’t know how to feel about any of this, you really hurt me and i can’t trust anyone anymore. you fucked my best friends, in our room. i don’t even know why i even looked at my phone or why i even answered san when he called me. i’m doing better, but you calling me again is really making me feel like i’m falling down that hole again.” you try your hardest to not let him hear you grow weak to his confession. his heart caved in, and his stomach grew empty when you’d brought up his mistake.

“i understand. i won’t push or do anything to make you uncomfortable. but, i want to have coffee with you, or one of us can come over and we can talk about this, hm?”

you sigh. you felt like all the healing and all the self care you’ve been doing is going straight down the drain.

but do you wanna listen to what he has to say?

“i’m free tomorrow afternoon. but i can’t stay long.” is all you say. you don’t wanna keep this conversation going, nor do you even want to talk about this at all. you are growing selfish; only wanting to see yunho because you miss the attention you used to get from him.

“as long as i get to see you, its okay. i look forward to talking to you, y/n. been waiting forever. is 4:30 fine with you?” he sniffles and lets out a calm chuckle from within his throat.

he’s aching just as much as you are.

“yes. goodnight, yunho.”

“goodnight, star.” that nickname. the same nickname that dragged you into his lore. he speaks lightly. the phone call ends and he sounds like an angel, making your head spin and your heart confused.

you don’t know whether to trust yunho again because, maybe, he is sorry. maybe he wants to make things right with you.

for the rest of the night, you cannot sleep. you don’t decide on going tomorrow, you really don’t want to face yunho after what he did to you. after 4 hours of tossing and turning, rereading texts from yunho, drinking water, and listening to nothing but the buzzing in your ear, you finally manage to get sleep.

—————————————————————————————

first fic!! yay!! i know yall are gonna hate yunho because what he did to y/n is trash and ass and all of the above. i hope you guys start to understand yunho further in the story. idk what im gonna do with this fic but i hope i come up with part 2 in a timely manner cus i dont want it to be dragged lol. but!!!!!!!!!! i hope you all like this fic just as much as i HATE it 😋

[elllisaaa]

Hihi , im not really sure if it would be ur style of writing but i had a dream abt it and i thought u could write smth along those lines(i think for this fluff would be good🥹 but if u wanna add smut is fine too hehe)

Heres the prompt:

Basically most of the days you would be hanging out w ur bff beomgyu after sch, just hanging out in each other’s presence is enough. You guys wont force a conversation if its not needed n sitting in silence gives you both a peace of mind.(thise type of fs)

But one day u told him that u were going to an event with ur girl bff , where she could see her fav artist , and you being a supportive bestie decided to go with her!

Somehow thru the night things changed and you ended up with beomgyu saying these words: “ It’s always been you y/n, my eyes are only for you”

(Not rlly sure if this is how a prompt should be(if im giving too much cos this is my first prompt) but i hope it sparks interest >_<)

hiii anonie !! this definitely so damn cute, i got a little overboard with this one but i love it so much, it's so soft omgg ! this definitely such a good idea i love it, and don't worry - the longer your thoughts are, the more i'm happy !

BFF!BEOMGYU who never stops annoying you every day, be it by sending you tons of texts or by dropping by your place when he's done with his schedule. well, you always claim that he's annoying but he knows that it isn't the truth and that you're always happy to see him.

"by the way, i will not be there for our movie night tomorrow, i'm sorry." beomgyu turned to you with a judgemental look on his face. "you're letting me down !?" you rolled your eyes as you threw one of the cushions of your sofa at him. "don't be so dramatic. i'm just going to a fanmeeting with one of my friend because she didn't want to be alone."

and even if your reasons were very valid, beomgyu couldn't help but be bothered. you always spend your free time with him, and it didn't even matter if the two of you just laid in your bed in silence, watching a serie while playing stupid games on your phones. it didn't matter because what he seeked was your presence, feeling you by his side. he loved to know that he could lay his head on your lap anytime and that you would drop your phone to thread your fingers through his hair until he fell asleep.

but sometimes, just sometimes, he wished he could be even closer to you. the type of closeness that would allow him to feel jealous about you going to a fanmeeting of another idol. the type of closeness that would allow him to kiss you, and love you like you deserved to be loved.

a pout was visible on his face, but what was even more striking was the slighlty hurt look in his eyes. and even if your best friend was always a little drama queen whenever you cancelled plans with him or hung out with somebody else, you never took him too seriously, knowing that he just liked to yap. but today, it seemed different.

beomgyu didn't want to separate from your warm body, but he still sat up, already missing the feeling of your hands in his hair, but his heart was hurting too much to keep pretending this time. it was nothing, he was aware, and he didn't have any right being jealous or feeling like he was. but he did, and he wished you would feel the same even if it was impossible because he was him and you were yourself, and there was simply no way that you would love him like that.

"why are you taking it like that gyu ? i know it's a little late to let you know, i should've told you before but it's no big deal, yeah ? i'm free this weekend if you wanna come by after practice, i'll even cook for you if you want."

beomgyu could feel a knot forming in his throat the more you talked, realizing how wrong he was for making you feel guilty about something you weren't responsible for. but the question he was dying to ask still got out of his mouth, the words coming out almost against his will : "do you like him more than me ? do you think that he sings better ? is that why you're letting me down ?"

his shaking voice made your heart clench, and you paused the movie that was now serving as a background noise, focusing entirely on your best friend and the way he was fidgeting, not daring to look you in the eyes but he seemed more than anxious, more than sad.

"where is that coming from gyu ? i've never said that. or did i make you feel this way ?" but beomgyu shook his head no. "you didn't. it's just…" he stopped for a moment, seemingly thinking about something before he curled up on himself on your couch, gaze fixed on the frozen tv screen. "forget it, i'm just being selfish."

the entire mood had changed, but you couldn't care less - you were only very worried about your best friend. "you know you can be selfish sometimes, i don't mind. tell me what's going on, please ?" and beomgyu finally looked at you in the eyes, biting his lips as if he was still unsure about what he was going to say : "i'm making a big deal out of this because i want to be the only one you're fangirling over, okay ? i want to be the only one you find handsome, and the only one you gush to your friends about. i wanna be the only one for you because for me it has always been you y/n, my eyes are only on you."

you looked at him dumbfounded, as you clearly didn't expect a confession, especially from your best friend. but quickly, a little smile spread on your lips as you reached for beomgyu's hand. he let you do that, and he let you pull him closer to you too, your face only inches away from the other.

"you've always been the only one for me too gyu, i simply didn't think that you would feel the same because you're always surrounded by the most beautiful girls of the country, so why would you choose me ?" - "because i'm in love with you, so in love with you it hurts sometimes." your smile was matching his, and you could see his brown eyes sparkling with joy again. "i'm in love with you too, have been for so long." - "does that mean i can kiss you now ?" you chuckled but still nodded : "yes, you can."

so beomgyu kissed you, and the way his heart exploded in his ribcage was only another proof of how down bad for you he was. and he didn't want this feeling to ever stop if that meant he could wake up by your side every morning.

[wonusite]

hey bestie, it's been a while. i hope your doing well and staying healthy. i miss you and i'm also excited for your upcoming fics. here's a wonwoo concept i suddenly think of when i watch a clip of an e-sports drama.

journalist!reader needs to interview e-sports player!wonwoo for her article about their university's e-sports club. but how did she ended up cockwarming him during the interview while he is practicing for a match? then she's whimpering his name everytime wonwoo bucked his hips up whenever the match goes intense, making the tip of his huge cock hitting her cervix. wonwoo eventually taking her to his bed to fuck her properly, telling her that she's his lucky charm he won the match while burying his cock even depeer in her tight cunt. filling her up with his huge load of cum as her prize for being his good girl.

-tulip🌷

hey, bb! i’ve missed you too and i hope this year has been treating u well so far! 🤍 ur really too sweet and i hope you like what is to come 🫰🏼

AND SHNSNSJBS STOP THIS IS A TOP TIER CONCEPT AND U KNOW I HAVE TO ELABORATE!!!

so wonwoo isn’t really keen on doing interviews bc he likes to lay low and go unnoticed, but when he sees a picture of who’s going to interview him (you), he’s absolutely done for and immediately agrees to do the interview.

so cut to where he insists that you meet him at his place for the interview and ur kind of like wtf? bc all the interviews you do are usually in a public setting. you only agree bc lowkey being alone w such a hot guy excites you. the interview goes smoothly until you get to the part where you ask about the calm disposition he always displays.

“people say nothing is capable of making you lose your cool during a match. would you agree?”

he gets a cocky smirk on his face. “yeah. in fact, i’ll prove it to you.”

you’re not really sure how or why you easily agreed to cockwarm him, but you’d like to think this is all for your article—in the name of professionalism, if you will. and damn it, if wonwoo isn’t proving what everyone says to be right. you’ve clenched down on him several times but all he does is bite his lip and smirk. not even when he’s close to losing does he show any visible reaction.

well, that’s not exactly right. he does buck his hips up into you, but you’re pretty sure he does it bc u whine and whimper into his neck every time his cock hits your sweet spot.

you find that wonwoo is very strict, skillfully swatting your thigh or ass every time you try to fuck urself on his cock. he tells you to be patient and at the end of his match, you’ll get rewarded. all you can do is pout and mewl into his neck. at least he lets u kiss and suck on his neck tho.

once he’s finished with possibly one of the best practices he’s ever had, he grips your hips and starts to fuck up into you roughly and harshly. all you can do is moan his name as his big cock fills you and hits the spongy spot inside you. all wonwoo is doing is telling you how you’re his lucky charm and how much of a good girl u r for staying still the entire time he was practicing. ofc you come and cream all over his cock at the words.

this triggers wonwoo’s own orgasm. he groans your name as his hot cum completely fills you. then this menace of a man surprises you by lifting you up and walking you over to his bed, using his cock to keep you plugged up w his cum the entire time. once he has you laid on his bed, he pulls out, groaning lowly when he sees your pretty pussy leaking with his essence.

wonwoo gently thumbs at ur messy cunt, smirking when you whimper his name. “don’t think we’re done yet, baby. i still have to reward you for being such a good girl.”

[freshloveee]

https://www.tumblr.com/freshloveee/763190174744281088/wanna-be-nosy-heres-your-chance

erm all

0: height 5'3 and a half

1: virgin? ...no...

2: shoe size i dont know tbh

3: do you smoke? no

4: do you drink? no

5: do you take drugs? no

6: age you get mistaken for 14 😐

7: have tattoos? no

8: want any tattoos? no

9: got any piercings? two on each ear + belly button

10: want any piercings? no

11: best friend? kiera

12: relationship status taken

13: biggest turn ons IF UR FUNNY 🤤 (ITS SO BASIC BUT SO HOT)

14: biggest turn offs dry texter

15: favorite movie WAVES.

16: i’ll love you if you give me a hug (I LOVE HUGS)

17: someone you miss my bf (ethan)

18: most traumatic experience idk

19: a fact about your personality i like to think im funny idk tho

20: what i hate most about myself my thighs + stomach + eyebrows + hair (sometimes)

21: what i love most about myself my nose + eyes

22: what i want to be when i get older child/teen therapist

23: my relationship with my sibling(s) MY BESTIES

24: my relationship with my parent(s) MY OTHER BESTIES

25: my idea of a perfect date watching movies tg

26: my biggest pet peeves LOUD. CHEWING.

27: a description of the girl/boy i like ill just do my bf but brown curly hair, brown eyes, mixed, SUPA DUPA FUNNY, + WAYYY MORE STUFF

28: a description of the person i dislike the most fake ass bitch (SHES FROM SCHOOL DONT TRY TO MAKE DRAMA OUTTA NOTHING)

29: a reason i’ve lied to a friend her hair in fact did not look good

30: what i hate the most about work/school fr*shmen

31: what your last text message says if u fr do i will rip ur drawls off with my teeth (guys we were talking about dr pepper)

32: what words upset me the most ur annoying/ugly

33: what words make me feel the best about myself ur so cool

34: what i find attractive in women again, humor

35: what i find attractive in men again, humor

36: where i would like to live I WANNA MOVE BACK TO GREECE BRO

37: one of my insecurities my nails/fingers

38: my childhood career choice teacher

39: my favorite ice cream flavor vanilla

40: who wish i could be madison beer

41: where i want to be right now GREECE.

42: the last thing i ate sushi !

43: sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately matt + chris sturniolo

44: a random fact about anything baby gronk indeed rizzed up livvy dunne

[saturn-sends-hugs]

For the bad batch ask!!!

17, 24, 34, and/or 48

Feel free to answer only the ones you want to <3<3

oh bestie i am answering ALL OF THEM

17. What are some headcanons you have about Tech?

oooo ok i found a couple in my notes app:

When watching a movie, Tech can get bored pretty quickly and usually ends up finding the space wikipedia page on it and listing off random facts about its production as they watch. Him and Echo often get into debates about how the SFX was done.

Less of a headcanon and more of a “what if”, but if Anakin ever piloted the Marauder, Tech would reluctantly agree that objectively Anakin is a pretty good pilot, but he’d grumble the whole time about him “messing up his systems.”

Tech has tried time and time again to convince Echo to let him weaponize his cybernetics. The strategic benefit of hidden weaponry would give them a backup plan in the event that they were ever without their blasters, and Wrecker of course just wants to see it happen. Echo, however, remains adamant that no, he would prefer not to sleep with a functioning rocket launcher in his scomp arm, thank you very much.

Tech cannot tell directions. He constantly has maps pulled up on his HUD, so he never gets lost, and no one ever questions it. But if he’s ever without his helmet or something? Oh. Oh buddy, he is lost in two seconds. You spin him around once and he has no idea what direction he just came from. Crosshair is more than happy to tease him about it.

Tech cannot dance. While he knows how to dance in that he’s seen tutorials and memorized the motions, he’s just so incredibly stiff that it’s actually abysmal. (It takes Phee a long, long time before she manages to get him to loosen up lol)

aaaaaand that’s probably enough :D

24. Do you have any hot or controversial takes?

oh absolutely and about 70% of them are just my opinions on Hunter.

Fandom thinks he has a ten step skincare routine, tons of hair products, and spends forever getting ready? NOPE. The man uses 5-in-1 shampoo and washes his face with hand soap. He has no clue what the word “exfoliating” means. He dresses like a fisherman grandpa and thinks sunscreen is for fancy people.

Also, the fisherman thing is like my whole concept of Hunter lol. He sends this to Omega no context one day thinking it’s the funniest thing in the world (he is correct)

not really a hot take, but honestly you already said everything about the whole Fandom Drama™�� stuff so this is what I’ve got lol

34. Which Batcher would you like to kick in the shins?

Crosshair. Obviously. (also Echo for being incapable of self care but i feel like it would be hypocritical to get upset about the ways i’m actively choosing to write him bskhkdndndkd)

48. What’s something you wish you could say/tell to each Batcher?

Tech: don’t hold your datapad so close to your face, you’re gonna get a headache. also where have you been girlie i missed you in the last episodes for some reason, you should really hurry up and get back from the podraces!

Crosshair: go suck an egg. btw have you considered piercings because i gotta say i’m imagining you with a septum and some platform boots and it’s incredible.

Wrecker: HELLO SIR HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SLUSHY BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD

Hunter: uh. hi.

Omega: you’re doing amazing sweetie and ur brothers won’t say it but they’re so proud of u mwah

Echo: (regarding slow down) SIT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW MISTER I SWEAR TO GOD. WTH ARE YOU DOING. WHO IS LETTING YOU CONTINUE TO BE THIS STUPID HOLY SH— (me. it’s me. i’m doing this to myself.) also stop ignoring rex u wet noodle.

[visenyaism]

hi sorry was thinking of this the other day and then u happened to mention the reeds in ur underrated houses post and so obvi i had to contribute!! meera and jojen reed being absolute icons the only kids of the only man on earth who could possibly tell jon who his parents are and instead of trying to find him they’re like :) no, bran instead. sure they might not ‘canonically’ know r+l=j but like, they know and it’s just so comedic to me that instead of going to end jon’s lifelong internal torment over his mother’s identity and possibly find another person who’ll be helpful in bloodraven’s evil agenda to save/take over the realm, they’re just like :) bran tree boy :) and dont even think abt jon. not to mention howland just chilling in greywater watch like :) no idk where my kids are but they’re fine :) yes i’m hearing all abt this rogue targaryen in essos with dragons and can’t possibly think of someone in a relatively close distance to me who might need that info :) oh my good friend ned’s dead and he never needed me to corroborate his story abt his sister’s son and her death? can’t see that there’s anything i need to do abt that :) anyways reeds absolute icons

i will defend the reeds from these allegations jojen and meera think they are actively trying to prevent the apocalypse by helping bran. who’s got the time to track down jon and tell him he’s a targaryen they don’t know he’s tormented about it they don’t know he’s the protagonist they don’t even know the kid. He’s not gonna stop being a Targaryen if you don’t tell him he’s just going to be safer. It’s realm-destabilizing tier information that would endanger ned and his entire family if anyone knew including jon himself. The Reeds are actually SO real for having the juiciest secret that could restart a whole lot of drama and just hanging out in the bayou instead because it would ruin their bestie ned’s life. And probably their own lives if they ever talked about it.

​the potential of jojen and meera knowing so the RLJ reveal comes not through a magic vision or through Howland finally rolling up in his fantasy fanboat to talk to Jon but through like. morning meeting circle time in the cave with old man rivers is sooooooooo. yeah

[futchgunk]

Hi, friendly ask time! Feel free to answer any or none<3

1. Doing anything exciting to ring in the new year?

2. What is your character in osrs like?(i knw vry lil bout this game)

3. Is Stemme a combo of stud and femme?

4. Anything ur currently watchn, reading, listening to thay ur into?

haii bugg ::) tysmsm 4 droppngg inn ::3

1) i just went to a house show where i saw a sculpture my will built in reality (i had a fav band in the diy scene tht mai bestie intrduc'd me 2 last ur nd bcame a smol obsesh but there was a gross quirky white cis boy bassist, and it flavRd the music all wrong u c bc this was a bamd that played transgender egg punk so like u NEED a tranny bassist on goth!! bestie played the bass role tn in that band and i felt so blessed in the moment that i that i wished it in2 existence :':) )

2) im a combat lv 80 combined level 1534 p2p account. Xer name is Fysha_Abyss (onbsesjed w deap see whore-roar) and on a meta lvl u wuld descwibe this as a 'mid range account'. xer biggest money maker is cheating the market economy by turning magic wood longbows that xe made into gold using magic that xe has the ability to cast. (side note: i wuld nrmly b sprntingg acrss rooftops doing flips and shidd when i brint money like ice barrage (BRRR)

3) Stemme/stem = stud + femme. roots in black lgbtq. my feelings towrd women made way more sense after transition and i also went to school for STEM and im also a flower so like lower case stem. u could argue sinc butch nd femme r subvrsns of heteronrmtvty so queering them reduces their powe bt i cnterRgue tht gender isnt real so i shuld beable to rip apart language 2 mai pleasure nd play in the guts like meow ::3c i dykegress: i feel fluid btwn genders nd this is a happy grey space for a sapphaguette like me ::3

4) 🕸️i just finished hannibal for the first time all the way through. if u havent watched it with the lens that will and hanmibal r autistic transfem butch lesbians u r missing out. super gory psyche psycho drama. very delish. 👻watching the magicians bc the play i went to was inspired by the magicians and i followed the choreographers who consulted on that show's youtube when i was trying 2 teach myself how to dance. i love spell casting and they use hand choreo and make believe go brr. 🕷️ gnrlly 👁️M trying 2 go watch a lot of the stuff i liked with a queer lens but never chased bc i wasnt out and proud. like i wanna watch tokyo mew mew all the way thru but my cat bell collar broke!!!!!!!! ::( so like im a catgirl until i can fix it and finsh the series bt liek ngl we r chillin ::3

HAPPY NEW YEAR :::)

[tommyssupercoolblog]

10 characters 10 fandoms - tagged by @kiki-strike

this is rlly hard actually oof help me,,, some of these aren't gonna be actual fandoms just things I like because I NEED TO HAVE TEN. No particular order. 1 - Jackieboyman from ALTRVERSE because he's so blorbo LOOK AT HIM GOOOOO also he reminds me of me and also he reminds me of Seán and also he reminds me of spiderman and I like all of those things. He's so silly too!!! silly little man!!! silly littyle guy!!!!!

2 -Zim from invader zim :p funny little guy yells a lot. also though so fucked up mentally like oh my god. something is so wrong with him /pos

3 - Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus because she's so panicy and blorbo and I want to help her and give her a hug. She's so wet dog you know? She's so big sad eyed. She's so.... just..... *sqeezes her like a stress toy and hugs her and does a little spin going "wheeeee" and wraps her in a towl because she's sopping wet* you knOW??????!!!!

4 - AUDIE FROM ANIMAL CROSSING. SHE'S AN ICON SHE'S A LEGEND SHE'S A BADASS SHE'S A GIRLBOSS SHE'S A POPSTAR SHE'S A TAX FRAUD COMMITING QUEEN WITH A QURKY PERSONALITY AND SHE'S MY BESTIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! we commit crimes together we slay together we're so alike and we're so in sync and we're ready to rule the fucking world and do a million concerts forever

5. Karkat from homestuck because he's angey and his name rhymes with kitkat- I can't eat kitkats because of allergies so I live vicariously through his name. and I like his hair and his overal design. Also I like how he's actually v supportive of his friends and smart. short king

6. Rarity from My Little Pony because while Pinkie Pie is defenitely who I'd pick if I was choosing who like, represents me or who I gell with, or maybe rainbow dash & fluttershy for the gelling with/getting along thing (stares at Seán <3), I also rlly appreciate rarity's drama and her artistry and how she's glamorous. I guess there's just a lot of media demonizing femininity and as much as she comes off as prissy to people I've grown to realize that a lot of that is just that she's easily frustrated/upset/angered and also like cares about her appearance, neither of which is like evil or anything. She's actually reminds me of me in that way because I have a short fuse both for crying and deciding to like bite people so like. same girl. She gets a bad rep and I don't think she deserves it. we stan her for that reason. support ur local diva

7. Fizarolli from Helluva Boss because he's the next thing came to my head. don't interact with the fandom at all actually!!! but we watch the show and Fizz is like, pretty pog. he's poggers. I like his design and I like that he's blorbo.

8. Bocchi from bocchi the rock. MECOREMECOREMECORE because of the spiraling and "the world is ending" but then SEÁNCORE SEÁNCORE SO HIMCORE because she's socially anxious and can't talk to people. Both of us see her and go "wow me". our shared kin if we had a kinlist. Holding hands over her.

9. Yui from K-ON. Listen to me listen to me shakes you by the shoulders LISTEN. Literally me. me. ME.

10. OH MY GOD VIRGIL??? ANXIETY???? FROM SANDERS SIDES???? He reminds me of Seán and also he has so much character growth and development over time and I just rlly feel like we as an audience get to know and understand him better than anyone else really so it creates a sense of closeness with the character that like. Of course he's the fan favourite!! not just because he's edgy but also because he's someone people know and can understand as a character really well, can write fics well and make comics well, can see themselves talking to or hanging out with. or arguing with if they wouldn't get along IRL. It's a stacked deck right now I feel like. although,,, roman is so close in that #2 spot so he might just overtake asuming he can both get an actual episode where he breaks down finally and also that I don't end up still picking virgil because "my husband is an anxious emo boy too omg!!!"

yeah um. um. anyway tags are hard and I don't wanna annoy anyone so um I will jus end here :3 but if you WANT to do it and no one's tagged you just say I tagged you and do it, I'll help u out girliepop bestie pogchamp slay king

[alyszaen]

YOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhHHHH

so i have a few things (not venting)

1) i think cause of the yOOOHHHHHH ppl tend to believ eim a changbin stan. While i would let the man choke me anyday, im acfually a bIG TIME 2MIN STAN like forehead seungmin and butt himter lino SRE EVERYTHING

2) omg ues hows the heat?? Idk where u are so ill just imagine america or smth but yepp keep safe :] and keep the babies cool!

3) YES I LOVE THAT GIY OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH THE DRAMA BUT ONLY AFTER IT COMPLETELY AIRS (partially cause I dont want you to suffer the wait of suspense)

4) I LITERALLY WROTE THIS HALFWAY AROUND 11:30 aND ITS 5:52 RN I FINALLY FINISHED THIS FIEJFJDJD

HOWDY MOON

BIAS IS NOT STAN BESTIE. U may bias 2min but aint no way someone who doesn't stan changbin makes yoooooh their greeting. He's ur bias wrecker fr fr. U in denial

Ahhhh the heat is lowkey horrible. I'm in germanyyy and yesterday we had like 30°C and a humidity of 80%. That shit triggered one of the worst migraines I ever had. It's honestly not even funny anymore but what can I do. I just have my fans running and drink like 3 liters of water everyday.

Nah I enjoy the suffering. I mean havent u read my fics bro. It's the angst for me. If I don't have to wait a week for more heartbreak every time then what am I doing. And trust me on this I know what I'm talking about. I spent almost an entire year of my life watching shows.

HOW DO U TAKE SO LONG FOR SO LITTLE WORDS BESTIE NAUR I WROTE THIS RESPONSE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES AND TWO OF THOSE WERE OPENING MY TRACKING PAGE AND MAKING A SCREENSHOT

[thatone-highlighter]

I love when my blorbos are in so much pain, I love when my blorbos are doomed !! I love blorbo angst !!! !!! !!

i just love when the blorbos go thru so much pain and suffering

[moonchildstyles]

BESTIE!! i have to start by saying that i’ve missed being on here i have been so busy w school!!!! i hope you’re doing well!!!!

now🥸 i have to get smth off my. chest. i’ve been on a pedro pascal kick recently and i’m watching narcos but oh my god there’s this scene where he manhandles a woman and he says “ur breaking my fing heart baby” and when i tell u i Screamed. like pllssss the scene isn’t rly sexual apart from that but to me it screams prosecco h if yn is ever annoyed at him for smth like rly small and she’s been giving him the silent treatment for the day and she’s been ignoring im and being short. he’s super upset at first and gives her space but then it gets to be later in the evening and she’s still going strong but he’s in a mood and isn’t just gonna take his girlfriend not speak to him so makes sure to sneak up behind her while she’s in the bathroom getting ready for bed and starts trailing little kisses on her neck and teasing a little like been mad at me all day baby hm? can u please say something to me? i miss hearing your pretty voice. and she’s cracking bc she misses her man but she was rly annoyed!! but she’s rly liking what he saying so she wants to keep up the act for a little bit longer so she just says nothing except look at him through the mirror and just “hmphs” and goes back to doing her skincare. harry even notices that she’s not wearing anything unde her silk robe and he’s just 🥸🥸 i need to make her happy w me right now. so he keeps kissing her and touching her and he just lets out a sigh when she still doesn’t speak and he says you’re really breaking my heart here pretty. i can’t stand when you’re upset with me. and maybe his hand starts trailing further down and reaches where the robe hits her thigh and slightly pushed it to the side. he keeps kissing her and he can tell that she knows where this is going and she’s just “you rly upset me harry but im sorry for ignoring you honey i love u” and he starts rubbing and yk 🥸 getting to it and he says “been depriving me of your pretty voice all day baby. now i need u to b loud for me ok pretty?” but yea this might b a little out there for them idk i’m rly tired but i just missed being on here!! -👹

omg first of all bestie im so happy youre back its all good do not worry about being active on here if you have other things to take care of !!!!!! im happy whenever you can pop by:(

but now....to this 🥸 like she KNOWS shes being petty its just the way when she told him she was getting upset about something at school maybe like one of her classmates was just being annoying and she was complaining a little and he did that thing that guys do esp cause hes older bc he just doesn't Get it and he laughs a little like "baby then don't talk to her ? its not a big deal, drama queen" and hes meaning to be teasy and like playful w her and like he thinks hes being helpful but he doesn't GET it she has to talk to her theyre paired up and shes also friends w one of her other friends so she can't just blow her off and all of this stuff and he called her a DRAMA QUEEN?????? sure he's called her that before and she knows he was just being affectionate but thats not what to say to her rn! its like basically telling her to calm down which is not!!! what she needs to hear!!! so shes just grumped immediately bc fine then she won't talk bc its not a big deal and shes just a drama queen fine and she just finds an excuse like homework or something to leave the room after and she just ghosts him most of the day like not talking and being a little petty and leaving the room when he comes to sit w her and only making lunch for herself and like after he catches on that shes not just like...happens to be busy when he comes to cuddle or whatever then hes like ????baby????? like kind of confused bc where did this come from but he gives her space to feel whatever she needs to feel until it comes to bed time and shes all dressed in her little robe and her hairs pulled back as shes doing her skincare and everything in his bathroom and like she knows she needs to talk to him before going to sleep bc theres no way shes getting into bed w him when shes annoyed but anyway when he comes in and cuddles up behind her shes.....like shes not mad but seeing him again and how hes pleading w her to talk to him she just wants to stick to her guns bc shes stubborn! but omg when he kisses over her neck and grabs her wrists and holds them to her chest while he sways them a little pushing his hips against her backside and looking at her through the mirror like she knows shes going to cave all it takes is him dropping her hands to he can start slipping his own under her robe and feeling her skin but he still "you're breaking my heart baby really. I haven't heard your pretty voice or touched you all day:(" shes a goner immediately!!!!! looking up at him w sparkly eyes and you hurt my feelings this morning but im sorry I didn't talk to you:( and all is definitely forgiven when shes extra loud for him in bed to make up for lost time

(and ofc they have a long talk after about like hurt feelings and why what he said upset her and why what she did wasn't okay to ignore him and all but you know)

[universallychaoticpan]

HI! First of all how are u? I hope ur days okay because mine is shit BUT ANYWAY I MASSIVE brain rot I feel like I should share this with u.

So what if Chuuya and Dazai's s/o are one a mission and they meet and they have to kill each other because ITS A MISSION AND THEY HAVE TO FINISH IT. The women look hot and cool and bloody but no one's stopping bc the KILL intent is super strong but then after all of that is finish. Their s/o's become RIVALS and FRIENDS at the same time😭 like when they are on the job they are KILLING each other but when their not working they become besties❤✌🏻❤✌🏻❤ kinda like ranpo and poe's dynamic.

Ugh sorry I Talk tooo much and sorry bc its super specified u can just add whatever u want idc!!! I just feel really comfortable talking with you! Bc i feel our connection with our love for a badass reader! I probably have a kink for strong and cool women💃🤦‍♀️ OKAY BYEEE

You're always so sweet so I get so happy when I see your requests!! And yes, strong hot women are the ultimate- yes. They're amazing and I love them and writing them is such a treat. Also the request itself is chefs kiss and there were so many ways I could have written this so I tried my best - please, let me know if I missed somethings, I can always go back and add/revise. Reader can be read as Dazai or Chuuya's S/O so take your pick. Anyway I hope you enjoy, and please reach out to me anytime! <3333

You loved nights when your job could let you be this way; when good and evil didn't matter;

when the world was subject only to the rules of knife, bullet, and blood.

You heels found the pavement time and time again, rhythmic and cold on the streets while your eyes watched the woman behind you. She'd been tailing you since your departure from the bar. You knew her face, and she knew yours. But you didn't care to know more than that; not when your sole purpose for being out so late, for being alone safe for one another, for leading and following another woman into shadows was for the kill.

She fired first. You heard the bullet before you felt the blood trickle down the soft skin of your outer ear, sliding down the side of your neck as you turned to face your now enemy.

"Good evening," she sang sweetly. Her accent was delicately foreign; you could hear it on her voice just as sure as you knew she would be able to hear yours. "Lovely night, is it not?"

"Indeed," you responded. Despite your hands twitching on the triggers of your guns, your voices were dulcet and calm as two women enjoying a cup of afternoon tea. "I feared we would jump to all the nasty business right away and what fun would that be. Although, far be it a fair play for one to fire when their opponent's back is turned."

"Quite right," she sighed. "And I do apologize. Still, is it so hard to be pleasant before all that nonsense?"

You laughed, "I suppose you mean our respective lovers then? You aren't wrong; the wounds I've had to patch up are...well let's say it's impressive the two of them have survived to go at each other's throats for so long."

"Then let's hope," she murmured, "that they might learn a thing from the both of us."

"Truly."

Had an observer blinked at that moment, they would have lost you. They would have been blinded by the pop of bullets flying round the dark street, pinging off metal pipes and shattering glass windows. As soon as your guns were empty though, no one could expect either of you to waste any time in going for the kill. You simply threw them away, now useless as your abilities roared to life at your fingertips. It had been less than five minutes; and still, you were no longer the idle picture of pristine drama you had been before. Your clothes were now torn from the seconds where bullets had just barely missed your skin, your skin was raw and scraped from diving to the rough ground and both pairs of eyes gleamed hot as the slight scent of blood hit your nose.

"You're a wonderful fighter," she called.

You bowed your head, the movement almost indistinguishable from the distance at which you stood. "A fighter is only as good as her opposite."

"Then we understand that the toying with one another ends here?"

You dual smiles were nothing short of wicked; perfectly dangerous, inviting as only the thrill of a life on the line can be.

"Oh my dear, who on earth said I was playing?"

The raised tone of your voice, the slight cock of your head, was a challenge. She took the bait. In fact, she snapped at it, ready and willing to sink her teeth into you.

The world could have ended around you from there; you could have ended it and neither one of you would have ripped your eyes from the other. One second her shoulders were under your hands and your body was pinning hers to the ground, the next your body was the one flying against the wall with a dull thud and the sharp crack of bones. You felt your hand connect with the fawn-soft skin of her throat, leaving a thin line of gorgeous crimson in it's wake and immediately after felt her hand close around your own and squeeze until you managed to throw her from your shoulders. Your victory didn't last long, however; only seconds later you felt your body meet the ground right at her side. Your heads were next to each other, blood painting the walls, the ground, your hands and the rest of your exhausted bodies as your eyes fluttered shut to the sight of the night sky.

///

You didn't know how you made it to the safety of your apartment that night; only the man you loved and the most deadly of all his rivals knew that. Only they knew how they had stumbled upon your unconscious bodies after you had failed to return home that night and dared not waste a second fighting each other when it was clear you had both met your match in one another. You took new notice of her whenever you saw her; mutual enemies of yours had luck that was parallel to that of Dazai's enemies if not worse. Whenever your lovers would notice your small smiles, your gentle war, whenever they would ask what in hell had happened in that alley, your answer was dual and matched as every other aspect of you both:

"That alley stays secret. It lives and dies with us."

And your twin smiles kept that secret locked in the cage of your teeth, shrouded in the curtains of lips so sweet one who didn't know better could never guess all the the things the two of you could be hiding.

[akajustmerry]

top tv show recs? i trust ur taste ty!! <3

thank you! idk a lot about you but if you like my taste (shucks!!), here's some shows I think u might like that I don't see reccomended a lot:

Preppers (2021) - comedy series about a 20 something Aboriginal talkshow host who has a personal breakdown and runs away to live on her nan's land only to find a bunch of hapless doomsday preppers living there.

Soulmates (2020) - scifi anthology like Black Mirror, except the premise of each episode is that there is now a test people can take that matches them to their DNA-determined soulmate.

Hitmen (2020-21) - British comedy series about two middle aged women who are high school besties that work together as hitmen but they're literally terrible at their job so chaos always ensues

Snowpiercer (2019-?) - the movie is great don't get me wrong, but the series is greater. If you loved the film, but wanted more, it's perfect. but you also don't need to have seen the movie to have seen it. It's brilliant!

Sort Of (2021) - comedy-drama about a first gen Pakistani-Canadian trans 20 something navigating their mid 20s. Heart-warming and gay as hell

Clarice (2021) - based on Silence of the Lambs, this show follows Clarice 2 years after she worked with Hannibal Lector and how the trauma and fame of that is affecting her. Probably the best crime series of the year. If you liked nbc Hannibal, but wished it was a little less racist, sexist, etc check it out.

Creamerie - this show is a little batshit but I promise you won't be bored. Comedy-drama set in a version of Aotearoa New Zealand where all the men have died of a virus and only the women are left.

We Are Lady parts (2021) - my fave show of the year. It's a comedy about an all Muslim girl punk band coming together.

Bojack Horseman - this is my favourite show probably ever. I rarely go a day without watching an episode or thinking about it.

Mr Robot - this show is THE fuck capitalism show. A perfect story told over 4 seasons.

Total Control - fictional Australian political drama about an Aboriginal woman becoming a senator. One the best shows on Australian TV rn.

The Living And The Dead - this show ends on a cliffhanger because it was cancelled, fair warning. BUT it is the best period drama ghost story EVER. Follows a Victorian psychologist dealing with the hauntings and possessions of people in the town.

Some Girls (2012-14) - British high school comedy following 4 girl besties. if you liked Derry Girls but found it painfully white, try this series. To this day one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

High Fidelity (2020) - if you liked Fleabag, loved Michaela Coels Chewing Gum, and want to see bisexual zoe kravitz... Perfect show for you.

The Third Day (2020) - do you like shows about isolated islands with creepy cults that may or may not be an allegory for how grief makes wastelands of man? Go watch The Third Day!

Idk these are the first things that come to mind atm!! lmk if you want others, but also anything I post about in my TV tag is a safe bet I'd recommend 🥰

[asmo-ds]

can you write more period headcanons like you did for asmo but for the rest? (maybe do the side characters too if you feel like it) i'm in so much pain, i'd love some comfort👉🏻👈🏻

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w/ MC with Period Pains

(AFAB MC) (Luke included as a platonic bestie who wants to take care of u)

PLEASE READ

- Lucifer has only dealt with his brothers so when blood comes out of ur vagina he is worried he did something to hurt you

- for once in his life he is a bit lost on what to do so he goes to Asmodeus for advice

- He will confidently retrieve pads and tampons for you with zero shame (we stan)

- Places his paper work aside for at least a few hours a day to pamper you 

- If you have trouble sleeping at night due to the pain he places his hand on your lower tummy and rubs circles with his thumb to try and soothe you

- The first time he sees the blood is when he woke up next to you so he cradles your sleeping body and cries, thinking he killed you in his sleep

- Embarrassed to buy sanitary products but give some teary puppy dog eyes and he’d buy the world for ya

- “Babe, I’m at the store, what size pussy are you?”

- Will wait on you the entire week

- Barely goes out because he’s rather be with you while eating ice cream and crying together.

- He gets that one thing where if he’s around an AFAB person enough their period feels like his own (Y’know like that one sympathy PMS ‘New Girl’ scene?”

- He sees the blood and is just kinda prepared for this

- The moment the both of you started dating he had stocked his bathroom with female products he ordered off of Akuzon because he wants nothing more than for you to feel comfy with him in his room

- He saw this in an anime once and so he knows how to take care of you by anime standards

- He builds you both a pillow fort and cuddles you in it while watching anime dramas and eating junk food

- Has heat pads that he uses on his shoulders after hunching over his computer all day, so he gives them to you 

- He studied human anatomy enough during his free time that he knows what’s going on before the blood even starts coming out

- He will stock his room up with everything you could ever need

- tampons and pads? check. Junk food? check. Emotional shows to cry to? check check and check

- He will also read to you to try and calm you 

- keeps his hands on your lower tummy nearly the entire time you have your period

- He never falters this routine, ever month he is ready, he has a calendar in his phone to remind him to stock up when you’re due

- ALREADY DID SOME :)

- He smells it before anything (not because the scent is strong, just because he has a super sniffer that typically is good for finding food)

- Shares his snacks with you more often during this week 

- I HC that his big hands are soft and warm and make the perfect heating pads for your tummy so he just keeps them there a lot, even when you aren’t on your period

- Carries you everywhere you need to go, no questions asked

- He pampers you more than he already does and he’s just perfect to you

- He is too tired to pamper you, BUT he will hold you and rub anywhere you need him to

- He likes to rub your tummy soothingly during your period 

- If he wakes up and sees blood on the sheets because you bled through he might be a little bitch at first BUT after a moment he realizes how much pain you must be in and he will gently wake you so that he can help you wash up

- If you have to go anywhere he tells Beel to keep an eye on you and if you’re in any pain to help you out

- YOU! WILL! BE! SPOILED!

- He will spend your worst days in bed with you, having Barbatos and his other servants take care of things around the house and Lucifer take care of things around the Devildom

- Buys you only the BEST and TASIEST junk food to soothe you

- Also will ensure you ALWAYS have a warm heat pack that is heated to the perfect temperature.

- SO MUCH TEAAAAAA

- Barbatos waits on you like you’re Diavolo during your period

- And he has made his own tea that is specific to your needs during this time

- Like be ready to have so much tea to ease you and your cramps

- Usually he isn’t big on cuddling, but if you want to he will be more likely to do so during your period

- Has a calendar for your period and keeps track of symptoms and stuff

- The first time he sees how bad your period is he spends most of the time lookin gfor spells that could possibly help

- He eventually realizes that you just need love and comfort during this time though and will try his best to comfort you (which he honestly isn’t the best at)

- He also calls up Asmo and has him come over and help pamper you

-This is the one week a month where he isn’t acting like a little shit so you better savor it

- PERFECT MAN

- He’s seen human women during their period so he isn’t as lost on what to do as the others are

- He buys movies, snacks, drinks, everything you could ever imagine to prepare for your week of suffering

- ZERO SHAME IN BUYING SANITARY PRODUCTS

- Like as long as you are happy and have everything you need he will be happy and feel no shame in buying things and taking care of his little lamb 

- Very confused

- All he knows is MC is in pain every month and there’s blood, so he wants to help them

- Will bake them treats and cuddle with them and try his best to help his best friend 

- Will tell off demons if they even walk near you on your period because he knows they can smell the blood and he doesn’t want you in danger 

- takes notes for you if you can’t come to school and will call you between classes to make sure none of the demon brothers have hurt you

- Babi is just very worried

[baekhvuns]

so i always see the discourse of bollywood movies on ur blog and im kind of interested in watching them at least once in my life— do you have any that i should start with? i wanted to branch my knowledge more & look into movies that aren’t from hollywood specifically, all i know is bollywood movies are kinda of like musicals? im so sorry if i sound ignorant but please help me find some good movies i can binge! pls ignore this if you don’t want to answer ♡

omg hello please no you’re not sounding ignorant at all! im super glad you’re interested in watching a different movie from a different culture <3 also added gifs / gifsets so you can have a vision of what kind of movie it is!!

this is also where i get my fic plots from 😭😭🔫 or my imagination of certain scenes fbwmdhsj i include a brief description and a link to the trailer !!

and yes bollywood movies tend to have 5-6 songs that are specially designed for the movie itself !! it’s used to portray feelings in a span of 3-4 minutes than just dragging the movie for hours (hope this makes sense) + here’s some movies that i recommend to anyone who’s always wanting to watch new movies esp bollywood !! *knuckle cracks*

jab we met ( when we met ) : adityah, a heartbroken tycoon on the verge of committing suicide, aimlessly boards a train. he meets geet, a high-spirited girl who plans to elope with her lover, and finds himself pulled into her crazy life.

bestie, bestie this movie is the definition of love. he’s an introvert, she’s an extrovert. it all happens on a train, she drags him when he doesn’t want to go and gets him in trouble. makes him re-experience love by asking him to burn his exe’s photo— she threatens him to take her to her home bc “you’re the reason i lost my luggage!” “did i ask you to follow me?!?” yeah. he’s so in love, so so in love. “why are you playing with your life?” “because it’s my favourite game, life!” “you need a psychiatrist!” she makes him experience childishness + the dialogues bestie ugh 😩😩 there’s a song where he hallucinates and sees her everywhere, dancing in the rain and him being a complete love struck idiot. she’s wild, talks nonsense her motto is “i’m my favourite person!” 105/10 i rec this movie so much bc it’s my favourite, ive watched this 20+ times ever since it came out in 2007. here’s the trailer (captions r included) i have the fattest crush on the main lead.

yeh jawani hai deewani ( this youth is crazy ) : a young medical student falls in love with a man who plans to travel the world and never settle down, or get married.

so. this is everyone’s travel dreams into one masterpiece of a movie together. this movie NEVER GETS OLD ISTG,, imagine going on a trip with total strangers and ur 3 friends from high school, one loves to show her bravery, other is a complete fuck boy who has nothing but his dreams, and the last who’s places bets on sports matches. u all know the main girl from xx xander cage ik her as mommy. a trip where u runaway from gangsters on a cart + singing 90’s music + make sex jokes + indian weddings that r better than white ones + friendship deep thoughts + travel + fall in love and then follow ur dreams until it comes to a stop. & u meet at a wedding, classic nerdy girl x fuckboy prompt !!! “you have such a killer smile, if i had a heart it would’ve fell for you.” remembering everything and the drama + THE SONGS THE SONGS R >>>>> ridiculously amazing chemistry, there isn’t a movie like this and there will never be (also what my san fic is based on !!) 107/10 + here’s the trailer !! also edit is rly good heres one for bomb aesthetics of the movie this too!

here’s a gif set to celebrate 10 years of this movie

this movie us only on amazon prime or youtube but i watch it here bc free (make sure the subtitles are right!)

chennai express : a man's (srk 😩) trip to fulfill his late grandfather's last wish turns into an unexpected adventure when he meets a unique young woman (deepika 😩🔫) from southern india.

so, he asked for this whole thing honestly. made a plan with his friends to go to a resort and ends up being in the south of india. automatically finds someone hot on the train who has a huge as secret (she was running away from her dad’s men) lies to her dad and takes him with her fbwmfbwm “my dad’s very respected in my village” “oh rly what he do?” “he’s like.. you know a peryathali” “a teacher?” “no! a don ☺️” LMFAOOOO it’s so mf funny and the songs and the colours >>>> pls imagine jung wooyoung in this tysm. “im gonna lie 3 times, just nod ur head” “ok” here it completely fucks him up bc he nods 😭😭it’s action, romcom, hilarious comedy, dancey and more. SHE FUCKING SLEEP TALKS & he goes crazy fhwkdhdj he’s kinda rude but softy for her but she puts him in his place so <3 trailer ALSO IS FAKE MARRIAGE TROPE !!!! nice lil edit

gif set here !!! + another

zindagi na milegi dobarra ( you won’t get this life again ) : two lifelong friends take their third friend on a road trip through spain instead of throwing a traditional bachelor party.

main guy stuck in a “i-didn’t-even-propose” stage yeah. this is like everyones dream trip to spain!! if we all were old money rich, they all go on a bachelor trip, so so so much fun bc they do the tomato festival, run with bulls, face their fears, meet family they didn’t know they had. fall in love. each person gets to surprise the other two with an adventure sport on the day of, and they all have to participate — no exceptions. u rediscover friendship all over again, it’s fucked up in the best way possible sO GODAMN FUNNY OH MY GOD 😭😭🤚🏼 they literally go “r u man-telly challenged my boi?” “boiii” “boi!” + “moshi moshi yamamoto san!” cue two idiots laughing in the back. poetry in this wow, cinematography >>>>> it’s not a movie, it’s an emotion. 100% you’d wanna go europe after this movie !! trailer (not a trailer but a fan edit that’s better than the trailer itself) but og trailer here here’s a new

om shanti om : (this is filmed like a musical) a film extra in 1970s bollywood is madly in love with a reigning superstar. however, she loves a devious producer, but his greed for power and money is greater than his need for her, and when she comes in the way of his ambitions, he decides to murder her.

simp. biggest simp for his crush ever. u want reincarnation trope? you get it, you want old bollywood glamour and 89% of the bollywood industry to have a cameo? you get it. you get some stunningly beautiful songs? you get it. some bad sex jokes that goes “bad pussy!” 😭😭😭😭 he loves her so much he jumped in a fire to save her but 😭😭😭🤚🏼 anyways time skip. every song has a actor the main guy has worked with irl + the villain is hot lol. uHHH SOMETHING THAT’ll GIVE U C H I L L S is when everything is being disclosed and my favourite is the last scene, when he sees his love for the one last time 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫 100/10 absolutely, every song is bomb if u don’t understand it’s ok bestie we enjoy either way ok? ok. also since these two do movie’s together often, they leave easter eggs to their first movie together which is this. the easter egg is fire.

gifset !!!

bajirao mastani : the heroic peshwa bajirao, married to kashibai, falls in love with mastani, a warrior princess in distress. they struggle to make their love triumph amid opposition from his conservative family. (irl based)

aesthetics, incredible cinematography + royalty, indian royalty, ridiculously rich, general, second wife + amazing first wife. politics, his mom’s ass. you see a lot of divide here between religion, mastani is muslim while the rest are not. so there’s that, it’s such a stunning movie, this is a must for ANGST lovers. apparently it is based off a real story so yeah. if ur surprised by war, indian history is basically game of thrones but irl 😭😭 so so so prettily filmed this director is chef fucking kisses, every song, oho the sexc scene ☺️😩 super high budget movie so a lot of bling bling + songs r killer + epic love story “it’s not a crime to fall in love” pls expect a fic on it !! trailer if u like royalty + aesthetics + historical irl based stories then check this one out too !!

gifset /// the ladies

shershaah : the life of indian army captain vikran batra, awarded with the param vir chakra, india's highest award for valour for his actions during the 1999 kargil war. (everything happened, in real life, 1999).

imma be honest, tear jerker 3000. i have literal recordings of my friends BAWLING SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING over this movie. every thing in this movie is true, from the love story to the war. it’s a biopic if you couldn’t tell !! it’s based in the time of heavy tension between pakistan & india. rarely u get any good movie like this, so yeah. ur gonna see some shit it’ll effect u, ur gonna bawl that’s a 100% guarantee, for funsies i like to search ppl react to the scene where it just crashes down on u, yeah super emotional, emotional damage quite literally bc you’ll see what soldiers go through. “if you’re a soldier, then you live by chance, love by choice and fight by profession.” trailer this is the most recent movie out of all btw !! <3 main guy super hot <3 the two actors in this actually got married so bfnwbdns

gifset!’

tamasha ( circus ) : boy meets girl, in corsica. they decide to not reveal their real names or personalities. a spectacular drama proceeds to take place, as this temporary couple goes on an adventure like no other. time changes everything for this love story.

so this is like not mainstream & ppl consider this a flop (the director said it’ll take ppl 2 years to understand the movie) but when u watch it it’s more than just a film. it’s an amalgamation of beautiful, sad, angry, dull, lovely, frustrated and funny moments put together which literally make it a roller coaster ride, with its own highs and lows. songs r super fun + kinda boney and clyde-ish ☺️☺️ “let’s do nothing but lie about ourselves” but you’ll see the frustrations everyone feels with work and life tied together. iM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY THIS HITS U RIGHT IN THE HEART, MORE DEEPER THAN THE HEART + it’s like u meet a stranger in a different country and suddenly ur involved with them !!! “what happens in corsica, stays in corsica!” this movie will literally change ur life im so pissed it wasn’t a hit fbsndbdn (cinematography is bOMB)

gifset!!

3 idiots : pretty self explanatory 😭😭,,, it’s students trying extremely hard to fit in the standards of studying (focuses on the academic pressure in asia) + u will experience it, it hits u very deep in the heart. also u will cry <3 the songs r what everyone thinks in their alone time. LMFAOOOO hilarious btw so yuh. WATCH IT

gifset here!! + another one

some movies that r a 100% recommended by everyone :

my name is khan (9/11, and how it affected the muslim community, how they were treated, srk plays as a man who has autism and he wants to meet the president to tell him something <3 truly truly a masterpiece, genuinely, entry for oscars should’ve been)

padmavaat (indian royalty, palaces are all real, it’s also based off a very real story!) gifs

veer zaara (like crash landing on u, but worse in terms of angst but better in terms of it all!! he’s someone who’s on the other side of the border who’d lay his life for her,, 22 years you all, 22..) gifs

k3g (classic srk 😩😩😩) gifs

kal ho na ho (tear jerker <3) gifs

devdas (wow, just wow, no one’s ever been able to recreate this movie anymore bc the actors set the standard so high,, like romeo juliet, this one is the most popular version!) gifs

drishyam (for thriller purposes, like crazy good)

bahubali (this one went viral)

ram leela (mafia,,, romeo juliet style) gifs

wake up sid + barfi

stree (good horror comedy) gifs

haider (crazy good psycho performance, based on hamlet!) gifs

dear zindagi (slice of life) gifs

jab harry met sejal (ring gets lost, he helps her find it <3) gifs edit

hum tum (boys vs girls type,,, GOD THIS IS THE PERFECT ETL)

pk (challenges religion,, makes u think twice about where god is, he’s everywhere, the statues and photos but where is he really? the dude’s an alien btw lol) (pk is a wordplay which means = you drunk?)

special 26 (irl raid, the way they never got caught LMFAOOOO)

guzzarish (on euthanasia and the desperation of wanting to die bc u can’t move or do anything) gifs

queen (amazing, show stopping, funky)

bhaag milkha bhaag (irl racer, during the post colonial period where racism was present and since he’s a sikh, white ppl were nasty to him) gifs

taalash (means search,, this was when bollywood made good thriller movies,,, ending is truly amazing)

badhaai ho! (challenges social norms where moms can’t get pregnant in their later years,, SO FUCKING FUNNY) gifs

m.s dhoni (biopic! on a very powerful and talented cricketer,, the dude who acted in this unfortunately no more but he did an amazing job)

rocketry (on a irl scientist from south india, his biopic on how he was arrested bc he was too educated and it scared ppl,,, bro graduated from harvard in 10 months, crazy)

ta ra rum pum (he’s a car racer <3 cute romcom)

tumbad (CRAZY CARZY HORROR SO MF GOOD ITS FUCKING INSANE)

jodhaa akbar (love story of muslim mughal emperor of india, royalty!!) gifs

oh my god (an atheist sues god after his shop is destroyed in an earthquake, lol)

bhool bhuliya 1 + 2 (one is more psychological horror and two is more horror,, but both are crazy funny!!) first movie’s gifs //

gangubai (ALL HAIL THE MAFIA QUEEN 😩😩 so so so fucking bad ass, based on a irl person who was sold to a brothel,,, u will not regret watching this, the cinematography is fucking stunning) gifs

rrr (better and bigger than endgame will blow ur entire life away)

THE NIGHT MANAGER (yes but indian ver)