#bestie his name ISN’T chef 😭

[real-total-drama-takes]

getting tired of all the c names

Both our hosts have C names

Then (off the top of my head) Courtney Cameron Carrie Chase Caleb

I want an F name!! Franklin, Finn, Fred, Fiona are all so cute.

Emma (23) could and should have been named Fiona by the way she gives it.

Also more J names please. Jackie, Javion, Jackson, Jamir and Jamison are all badass as hell 🤘🏿

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[jinkicake]

Okay hear me out,,,, I’ve been thinking about that Albedo fic NONSTOP like it was so *chefs kiss* like I can vividly see his expression and it will not leave my brain🥰 but it’s kazuha and Lucifer’s turn in the frontal lobe😔 so I’m like I would let them too. Like growing up really makes you think bc 7 years ago I was like “I don’t get how people are into degrading and humiliation🤢” and now mid 20s I get it!! Thinking about kazuha being an absolute menace and immobilizing me and doing whatever bc he would! He’s nothing if not a tease and the other 50% of the time he’s not pussy drunk he’s a sadist. Had a dream a while ago where we were drinking and he was like “you can take me or I can take you. I’ve been far and wide and have seen many things traveler” HES A SLUT🗣 wishing I could remember what happened in detail😔 but before I woke up he said “next time we meet you can bring the rope and tie me up” AMD I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR HIM TO ENTER MY DREAMS AGAIN!! Foaming @ the mouth thinking about running into him post sumuru with scaramouche trailing behind you dragging his feet like a brat🙄 he definitely gets lost and has to ask kazuha where the harbor is and he’s so friendly and kind they start talking but he hears his name and is like “damn we gotta trauma bond now I guess” and trIES TO FIGHT HIM WHICH IS SO FUNNY TO ME “to make amends for my sins I will let you fight me” scaramouche is so annoying 😭 looking for his stupid ass and running into kazuha post dream encounter and being like “🥺 omg hey I haven’t seen you since Inazuma bestie you want to help me w my daily comission?” If scara asks why isn’t he enough I mean… you got your anemo vision like a week ago kazuha has had his fro way longer… also he fought your mom I just trust him to be a quick thinker and bc I want to get my back blown out. And ik he’s a whiney little bitch and he can’t just tell me he was about to unload his tragic backstory unprompted bc he happened to run into a kadehara💀 but he’s like 6 steps behind bc pouting and rolling his eyes is his best quality but he’s noticing kazuha seems a little too friendly🤨 and he’s right! In my mind kazuha is the king of lingering touches but nobody will notice. Like his hand is on your waist for 10 seconds too long his face is a few inches too close to yours but like who would think he has devious intentions?(Beidou can smell it a mile away) so he’s definitely suspicious when we sneak off to a uninhabited corner of the teapot under the guise of me “showing him around” like honestly that’s his fault :/ if he don’t want to catch me riding kazuha until my legs give out he should have just stayed in the house😊 saw a comic that really confined his PETTY kazuha is ( “you know other men??” And he names off all the men that you know in alphabetical order) he would make direct eye contact w him and proceed to go deeper. You’re not flexible? Don’t worry you will be💕 will absolutely make your brain liquify in your skull while not even blinking. I will humbly extend scaramouche the invitation to join in🥰 like please give me a reason to not be able to do them daily commissions 😭😭 im tired of having to go place to place and then back to Katherine I need a vacation!! But gaslighting kazuha into being an even crazier yandere>>> like rip for them lmao im manipulating YOU. You think I’m shaking in my boots trying to escape meanwhile im thinking up how to make you worse🥰 relationship should be 50/50!! They’re obsessed w me and willing to kill my neighbors for being loud and I ride their dick and milk them dry until they’re drooling and trying to lift me off😌

which one?? the one i wrote?? hehehe

i get understand the luci forefront... i truly do like it's him and kaeya who are on my mind 24/7.... need them... i need them!!! sometimes it's mammon too but--- i dream about lucifer every night T T

NOOOOOO literally like years ago id be like 'ugh how are people into that' and now all i want is to make a big man cry teehee so i get it~

KAZUHA IS A SLUT I JUST KNOWWW ITTT LIKE he's been all over the world and you expect me to think that he hasn;t done shit before.... he's experienced and knows literally everything... i love him :-((((( im replaying the inzauma archon quest rn and am skipping all the scenes that don't have him in it looool ugh your dreams are so good it's not fair im jealous T T

gasp youre right like kazuha fought raiden and lived.... scaramouche was abandoned LMAOOOO... i think im gonna bench scara! kazuha youre coming w me to do commissions!!! but.... at the same time... i say bring both! bring both! fuck both! i like the idea of a scara kazuha threesome... thoughts???/

i like yandere kazuha we need more yandere kazuha why don't i get enough yandere kazuha!!!! :-(((

[illuminiscentboba]

what can i say i like my men sane 😌✋ hinata represents me as a short person irl except i can't exercise at all : ) God took away centimetres from our height so that our insanity condenses

I SAWWW ugh let me tell you whenever there's an aether cutscene i don't pay attention to dialogue i literally just start screenshotting EVERYTHING and the albedo event was CHEFS KISS so my storage is now just a bunch of aether screenshots

BUT SAME. during the part where we had to tell apart the lies from the real leads i got them both wrong and i was like. just processing. but bcs hes so cute i couldn't blame him ✋😭 like xingqiu gave him these weird leads so i blame him entirely for my incompetence

PLS. ✨“genshin 👏 blondes 👏”✨ UGHHHH. I HEARD ALBEDO'S TEAPOT VOICELINES AND I WAS LIKE ??? IS THIS MF FLIRTING WITH MY AETHER?? FR WHO SAYS "in your company, i never lack inspiration." AND SAYS THEYRE LITERALLY INTERESTED IN YOU @$#@%%$!^ at first i was like why do people like albether. but it was i who severely underestimated albedo's charm

MY ANGST POSTS JDGKLGFLFGSD unfortunately most of my posts are angsty,,, i think you've seen the pattern :") if you ever wanna hear aether or chongyun thoughts im your ship. whether the thoughts are happy or not, depends : )

LMAOOO I was convinced that I liked my men sane until Tokyo revengers happened 💀💀💀 but mood HELP SAME DNDNDN why are you so funny 😭😭😂😂❗️💝💝 have me regularly cackling and for what

bro how is your device storage holding up 🤯🤯 an aether stan at its finest, rolling out the red carpet just for u rn

Helpp that part was so chaotic xjxjxj they were all so random I can’t even blame u 😂😂😂😂 one of them tripped me up for sure tho lol pLS ONCE MORE UR PRIORITIES ? 😭😭⁉️⁉️😂😂 handing our cute & hot passes left and right for these boiyos 🤧 xingqiu menace hours ✨open✨

It feels so weird actually writing xingqiu out because my friends & I call him Rachel because I had a stroke trying to pronounce his name and decided that Rachel was his name and it stuck 😭😂😂

LITERALLY, SMOOTHEST MF BY FAR BESTIE, bye djdjdj pls albedos charm was the gift we never expected lol 

angst isn’t bad tho djdjdj, I always have an ear reserved for genshin blondes tho chon bestie is invited too ofc, feel free to dump anything about them at anytime 😌👏🥂