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whitegirlfoodposting · 28 days ago

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As mentioned in my previous post, I went to the conveyor belt sushi bar with my friend!!! This particular meetup was very special to me as it was the last one I got to do with one of my best friends before I move out of state in a week! But, I know you're just here for food so I'll spare you the details of that! Here's a photo I took of the conveyor belt, featuring a rainbow roll that I think was definitely in my top 3 dishes for this place!

Speaking of, the name of this restaurant is Kura Sushi! You'll probably also see it printed on all the plates in my photos, but I also wanted to make sure you knew what it was actually called! If you're ever interested in going to Kura, I very highly recommend it!! There was only about a 20 or 30 minute wait time, but it was definitely worth it!! Apparently they do collabs all the time where if you eat so many plates of food, they give you little prizes! They were doing a Pikmin collab today, and the entire restaurant was decorated accordingly! It was so cute! They even had specialty dishes like a red crunchy roll for the red pikmin, a blueberry cheesecake for the blue pikmin, and a cheese tamago sushi for the yellow pikmin!!!

My friend and I only had about 20 plates combined, and you get a prize after every 15, I think, so we only got one and it was a pikmin themed popsocket that my friend has! But in any case, back to the actual food posting!

Now I didn't take photos of every plate we got, but I did get a good handful! To start us off, I got a plate of salmon nigiri with umami oil and it was very tasty!! I'm a big fan of salmon, and the oil was a very nice addition!! In the background of that photo you can see that my dear friend got a spicy popcorn shrimp sushi! It was tasty, but I'm not the biggest fan of shrimp if I'm being honest!

We then shared what was in the second picture, though unfortunately I can't remember what that one was called! I'm writing this about 6 hours after we already left the restaurant, so you'll have to forgive me for my bad memory! I even looked at the online menu to see if I could find the name for it and still came up empty handed, but I can tell you that it was still very good!

In the above photo is the rainbow roll I mentioned earlier! The tuna on this was really good, and I'm always a fan of avocado! Normally I'm pretty good at identifying ingredients in the things I eat but there was something SO tasty in these that I couldn't place! It was definitely fish or seafood, but I was too busy enjoying it to really put my finger on it lmao

Though I don't have photos of this one, I also got a squid nigiri! It tasted good but the squid itself was also very tough and chewy which made it just a bit difficulty to enjoy with the rice! It probably would've been better as sashimi, but there's a reason I'm a customer at these restaurants and not the one making the menus!

More dishes I don't have photos for were a VERY yummy tuna nigiri that I honestly wish I had gotten more of, a seared beef with umami oil sushi that my friend really loved (I'm unfortunately not a big meat eater), a yellowtail nigiri one of my other friends suggested I try that I did end up liking, a seared eel with miso cream cheese that just melted in my mouth like butter, and a jumbo hokkai scallop nigiri that I will say was SO good!! You could really taste the ocean in it and I loved it- Though it still wasn't my top favorite! Definitely top 5, though, my God it was delicious.

Pictured above is my number one favorite dish from Kura: an octopus nigiri!!! Despite that it didn't have any other sauces or oils on it besides just the octopus and rice, this dish was- for lack of better words- fucking orgasmic. The octopus wasn't too tough or too soft, and it was SO flavorful!!! And the texture and flavor of the rice complimented it perfectly!! By far this was my favorite of all the dishes we had, and it's not even a contest.

Something again that I don't have a photo for but was also really yummy was the takoyaki my friend and I shared! I had never had takoyaki before and made the mistake of putting the whole thing in my mouth at once and sat there for about a minute both trying to chew it down so I could actually swallow it and wait for it to cooldown in my mouth because it was still hot lol. It wasn't as good as I was expecting to be, but that doesn't mean it was bad in any way! There was also a small bowl of warabimochi that, in all honesty, wasn't quite my cup of tea but again wasn't bad!

And lastly was dessert and drinks! We both split a slice of New York style cheesecake bc let's be honest, it's pretty hard to get NY cheesecake wrong lol. And then we both got a box of Taiyaki ice cream with red bean paste!! If I'm being honest, I truly think the pastry filled me up more than any of the sushi did, but after that I was stuffed!! They had other filling menu items that are made to order like ramen bowls and such, but we didn't get any of those!

For our drinks, my friend just got a coke and I got a raspberry iced tea! Most of what I drink is either tea or water, so I'm kind of picky with my tea but this was one genuinely really nice! It wasn't too sweet and the raspberry taste wasn't too strong- it was actually a nice palette cleanser between dishes for the whole meal! Then at the very end before we left I indulged just a bit and got a shot of plum wine!

Now I'm normally not a wine person; I much prefer cocktails or liquors, but this one was very nice! I normally struggle to actually taste the fruit in most wines, but getting to taste the plum in this one was a pleasant surprise! My friend took one sip and scrunched their face like they had just eaten a lemon- said it tasted like cough medicine- but I quite liked it! It even came with a Japanese plum at the bottom of the little bottle soaked in the wine!

Little side note about the drinks, but all the drinks are delivered to each table with a cute little delivery robot that I grew very attached to pretty much immediately after we sat down! He talked and everything :)

All in all, this was a very good experience!! After I move, I hope I can find a location for this same restaurant near the new apartment!! If not, I'll just have to find a different one and do a review post for that one as well!! Until then, it'll probably be a while until my next post considering the move and all! Not to mention the winter End of Year holidays are coming up so I'll be very busy! I might do a post for the food I get to eat at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner and such, but it may be unlikely!

#food blog #food posting #foodie #kura sushi #sushi #nigirisushi #taiyaki #conveyor belt sushi

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f1ggotry · 1 month ago

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fic writer interview! tagged by @bumblewyn @formulaocean and @sacharowan (SORRY i kept forgetting to do this the first two times)

How many works do you have on ao3? 42!

What’s your total word count? 217,747 and that's uh. about to jump again in a couple days. not sure where this sudden burst of creativity came from but i'm not complaining lol

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? The Idiot's Guide To Roommates (NCT/Kpop); Man's Second Best Friend (With Benefits) (F1); Always Bring A Banana To A Party (NCT); From the Top, Make it Drop (NCT); and How Not To Get a Boyfriend (NCT). you can notice a distinct theme in my fandoms lol

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? i ... try my best! i'd say i reply to most of them but there are definitely some i miss skdfjhskjdf

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? probably We Almost Nailed It (NCT) (i'm NOT recommending this one it's my first published work and i think it's. rough. but it is sad. tfw you have to kill your boyfriend for your job lol)

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? that might be Golden Light (my beautiful transfem george i love you so so much)

Do you write crossovers? ummm im not anti-crossover but i think most of my crossover ideas never make it out of the docs. so yes? but not in a way that matters very much lol

Have you ever received hate on a fic? yeah lol

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? yes i do and id say its. sad? i don't think i'm capable of writing smut without putting Emotions and Angst in it usually. but i like it like that so its not a bad thing at all lol

Have you ever had a fic stolen? not that im aware of!

Have you ever had a fic translated? nope

Have you ever co-written a fic before? yes!!! this is where i plug my and @bumblewyn's charlando fic shut your mouth (give me your head) which is REALLY good if i do say so myself. it was such a blast writing it too!

What’s your all-time favourite ship? ... destiel. look. i'm not immune to angel of the lord raising the righteous man from hell, asking him why he doesn't think he deserves to be saved, and both of them then proceeding to save each other over and over. idk it just [shrimp emotions]

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? a naruto fic i got like 10k into and then suddenly stopped having the will to write. rest in peace sasunaru you will get your happy ending in some other universe but not that one

What are your writing strengths? i'd say characterisation for sure. i really enjoy getting to know a character and deciding what their voice will be in my head. i also think i'm not too bad at worldbuilding although i don't tend to spend a lot of time on it within fics

What are your writing weaknesses? endings ... i tremble at the thought of actually properly tying up a fic and settling everything down. also finding titles lol

What are your thoughts on dialogue in other languages in a fic? i don't do it and i don't like it (most of the time when it's in a language i know it just. doesn't work for me lol) (sometimes it can also be downright creepy due to cultural/linguistic differences) (PLEASE stop making max verstappen say schatje. thats gross)

What was the first fandom you wrote for? i used to hand-write self-insert little women fic when i was like eight. so probably that. i had thee biggest crush on jo lmao

What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? i haven't written geochalex. yet. but it's going to happen at some point. otherwise i'd say charles/lewis would be a really interesting ship too

What’s your favourite fic you’ve written? if i have to pick one above the rest ... yeah, probably make me taste alive. it's galex, in which alex is a vampire and george is entirely normal about it, of course.

thanks so much for tagging me! genuinely, i think all the authors i know on here have already been tagged, but if you haven't and you see this, please use it as an open tag if you want to do this.

#tag game

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azureintrigue · 1 year ago

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MWAH FOR SEUNGWON

PICKS YOU UP AND SHAKES YOU SO VIOLENTLY. HELLO ILY. 💭: Seungwon is an ISFJ-A. You'd think he's an E archetype, but he isn't!! He grew up rather subserviently, and was tasked with watching Earthrealm for a little, so he grew to care deeply. He loves attention and compliments and appreciation, yes. He has a bit of an ego, absolutely, but he definitely leans toward introversion. In fact, he finds it hard to meet people with the intent of making friends, or actually getting to know them. When he does find himself able to care, he cares deeply and dedicates himself wholly. 💯: - Seungwon is based off of many sea creatures, so he can change his gender at will. He prefers to present and identify as male. - He has a tail!! It is a shrimp tail...I just never draw it. For convenience's sake, he can also conceal it, and if it is lost, he can regrow it back! Strange man. - He can breathe through his skin like a Salamander!! He has lungs, but...his anatomy is a bit odd. I'm still workshopping it, but he cannot completely rely on them for oxygen intake. Like a dual function lmao. 💤: Seungwon is affected by seasons!! During the winter, he sleeps longer and more often, and during the warmer seasons, he sleeps about 3-5 hours a day, and less often. When upset, stressed, or in particular pain, he'll sleep that off, also. He has nightmares, sometimes, but after getting some food, he's able to fall back asleep with relative ease. 🚫: Before, he would indulge in drinks and smoking, mostly during festivities, or when offered them as a gift but then he was sealed away. After, for a couple centuries, he would smoke those opium pipes and drank plenty to avoid his problems, but he cut back for a sense of clarity. He's trying to pull himself together, it's easier now, but he was a wreck for a long while. 🐈: He's a relatively introverted guy. For a long time, he was worshipped, but had few who actually had his best interest in heart. Friends are surprisingly new to him, but he's found he prefers a couple close friends, but tries to be amicable with many. He's closest with the Storm Twins, Nightwolf and, surprisingly, Kotal Kahn. He can relate to him a lot. Jade is also very pleasant company. 🐷: Seungwon loves seahorses. He created them, and he thinks it's cute how they mate for life and such. He made them, yes, but didn't control how they evolved. He's very proud of them, and keeps them in one of the fish tanks Raiden has allowed him to keep in the Sky temple. 💘: Hmm, this one is complicated. He cares so, so much for his creations-- not necessarily earthrealmers, but he holds the ocean incredibly dear to him. As for people, specifically, it took him a very, very long time to allow himself to actually care for people after his fiancée died, but Raiden is very dear to him, as is Fujin. In one AU they have a kid, (Ha-Neul/Haneul [하늘] is his name. It means 'Sky' or 'Heaven'), so overall in my brain lore, those two are probably the most important to him. 🖤: Yes. After the death of his Fiancée, he drowned the city Greek god style, due to grief. He has also been in many fights. As for betrayal, Cetrion feels as if he betrayed her, most definitely. 🍔: He can cook! Most nights, when Raiden is able to come home between long, arduous tasks for earth realm, he'll prepare him a nice meal, and tea. Cannot bake, for shit. Won't try, either. He knows what he's good at. 😥: Not as much as you'd think, though he is often saddened about what happened before being sealed away. It's hard to startle, or upset due to sheer amount of life experience, though. He used to be a god for a city of people, he's good at managing stress. Being sealed away, and the conflict with Cetrion was traumatic for him, however. Sometimes, when it gets to be too much, he'll slip away, off into the ocean for up to a week, and be by himself. He does have a flair for the dramatic, though, and will blow little things out of proportion. For example, being denied a kiss before bed </3

#🦐.txt #oc ask game #elder god seungwon #GAAH I LOVE THIS ASK #Catch me taking any excuses I can to YAP about the soggy fish man #hes so down bad #pathetic shrimp man #Raiden and Seungwon's ship name is....#fried shrimp

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midnightskraptor · 2 months ago

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I have never made a post about how much I love roe, what am I doing with my life.

Man with autism shares his weird obsession with unfertilized edible aquatic eggs (Below the break because this is a long post lmao)

First, we've got my personal favourite: Ikura, or salmon roe. They're about the size and consistency of popping boba, except the inside is oilier because, y'know, fish oil. They have a really rich, lingering, taste, and are also somewhat salty. Not overpoweringly so, however I would not suggest putting them with anything else with salt. Tbh I think they're best enjoyed as ikura sushi (it's just the roe on rice wrapped in seaweed)

Extremely close second favourite: Tobiko, or flying fish roe. Trying to figure out a good way to describe their size is hard personally, they're like really small pellets. They all pack a good amount of flavour though. Not as much as ikura roe, but it's still very well there. Also see those colours in the background? They're all the same roe! Some sushi chefs will colour them with different ingredients, which also change their taste to varying degrees. The most common colours you'll see are orange (plain, nothing added), green (wasabi), black (squid ink), yellow (yuzu), and red (beetroot). Though I've seen other things get used for these and other colours like charcoal, or just simply food dyes (mostly seen it for blue). I am quite surprised at the lack of people using these to make art, though it makes sense since tobiko is in the pricier end.

And then we have the one that almost everyone who's had sushi in the US has probably had: Masago, or capelin roe. I couldn't find anything really to back this up, but I remember being told years ago that the name is derived from "fine sand". Which is very accurate, these things are TINY. As such they also don't have too much flavour unless you're eating just spoonfulls of them. They're the roe you'll usually see used for garnishing, though there's some places that have a few rolls where they'll absolutely Cover the rice with them. You definitely get the flavour then.

These are the three most prominent types of roe in the US, and you likely have heard of all of them before if you eat a lot of Japanese food. But there are a lot more! Basically, roe is the unfertilized eggs of any fish or shellfish. Based on that description, yes, caviar is also roe. Calling roe caviar isn't correct however, as caviar comes from sturgeons specifically. Which is also (mostly) why it's so expensive, and most types are illegal! If you're not aware, most species of sturgeon are endangered, most notably beluga and sterlet sturgeons. Overharvest of their eggs in ways that kill the fish caused their numbers to drop drastically. As with anything though, illegality does not stop some people, and their numbers are still dropping :(

Back to roe that is both morally (though debatably for some) and legally acceptable: Ebiko, or shrimp/prawn roe. I have had the pleasure of having this, which is suprising given how hard it is to find in the US. It's not that expensive either, actually it's one of the cheaper ones due to its availability. I'm really shocked at how rare it is in this country. (This is based off my attempts to locate it! If you have a different experience I would love to know). It also gets coloured sometimes similar to how they'll do it with tobiko! (Realistically you could colour any light coloured roe if you wanted, it's just less common.) In my experience, you'll usually have it served still attached to the shrimp or prawn. With shrimp/prawns, they may or may not be fertilized eggs, just due to how they breed. Really you don't know unless they start growing, which you wouldn't see at the stage at which they'd usually be harvested anyway, however if you are unsettled by that idea, just keep in mind there is the possiblity they are fertilized.

Ok cool, now look at this image first before I explain it

If you've never seen this before, you might be wondering what the fuck this is. Surely this isn't also roe? But it is! So what is this? This is mentaiko, or alaskan pollock roe (also referred to as cod roe, because alaskan pollock isn't pollock, it's cod,, lmao). Cod roe can also also be called tarako, but the image is of mentaiko. The difference is that tarako is salted and served, while mentaiko is also marinated in chiles and spices, giving it it's brighter pink or red hue. So why does it look like this? This is the entire egg sac extracted from the fish. It is prepared and eaten in the sack. I remember being really freaked out by it as a kid when I first saw it during a trip to the UK at this restaurant we went to and so never ate it (regret), but tbh it's like the roe equivalent of sausage if you think about it. Though sausage also freaked me out when I was younger so idk how much that would've helped lmao.

One more roe for the road (that I have also not eaten)! We've got uni, or urchin roe. This is also technically not roe, but also technically is, just not fully. What do I mean by this, well look below.

Whole piece, like tarako. So it's an egg sack? Not quite. Yes, this contains the egg sack, but just like how we went from eggs to the whole sack, now we've gone to the whole reproductive organ. This does mean that, yes, this is referred to as the gonads of the urchin. Did you know there's five of them per urchin? Five! This is because outside of mating season, instead of storing reproductive cells, they store nutrients. Urchins are so silly man. They're notoriously poisonous too, like every single part of them contains deadly toxins, except for the gonads. How did we,, find this out

We really looked at this thing and went "I want to eat this". And it fucking worked.

#Speaking of urchins I might make a post just talking about them specifically. I love them very much too #Also feel free to correct me if I got something wrong!#I don't think I did since I've gotten this info from several sources throughout my life but you never know #skraptorcontent #uhhh how do i tag this #roe #?#fish eggs #food #I really ain't got a clue #autistic rambling #because it's true #tempted to make my own kind of tag for my autistic rambles but “skautism” is both funny and stupid af lmao #idk I'll think about it hgkj

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softlyapocalytpic · 1 year ago

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For Mae with passion! ☕: Favorite food(s) ☀ : Favorite season(s) ☽ : Favorite time of day ☂ : Favorite weather

So I'm 99% sure this is my partner who (very cutely) just sent me six asks (anonymously), but I'll just assume you are a stranger since. I don't know which ones they sent me and they aren't enlightening me except for one and I don't want to talk to a stranger like they're my partner lmao.

Questionnaire

☕: Favorite food(s)

Wine isn't a food but it was definitely one of the first one I thought of because of the coffee cup. In that case she loves a good dry red, which is actively pretty indicative of what she likes in foods. She doesn't like anything too sweet. Prefers salty, dry, or earthy flavors. Her comfort food is ramen; pre-war it was what her husband did best since he grew up working for and living above his family's ramen shop and it was where she went regularly for lunch and dinner her entire childhood. She's cried over so many bowls there. Post-war she's always getting power noodles from Takahashi because its the closest thing she has to come home.

However! Aside from comfort food she LOOOVES fish. She's always lived in a city close to the coast so she's very used to having fresh fist. She looooves crab, lobster, shrimp, scallops- you name it. Most of the time with butter, and often accompanied by bread in some variety. This does not change post-war.

☀ : Favorite season(s)

She loves every season aside from Summer (she hates the hit and humidity). She loves Spring for the flowers and bees and butterflies and loves tending to her plants/garden. She loves Fall for its weather, and the beautiful trees, and those peak cafe vibes. She loves Winter for the blankets of snow. If she HAD to choose one she'd choose Fall.

☽ : Favorite time of day

Hmm! This is tougher one. I don't think she has a strong favorite time of day, but she'd probably pick either early morning or late at night. She likes it when the world is quiet from people and loud with the world.

☂ : Favorite weather

At least a little bit cloudy with big fluffy clouds in the sky. A gentle breeze no matter which season. Loves a light rain and gentle snowfall.

#anonymous ask #sosu mae ishikawa #mae ishikawa #ask game #thank you for the ask <3

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euphoricfilter · 2 years ago

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Wow you know so much about sea creatures. That’s so cute. Idk a lot of the ones you mentioned 😅

-🖤

LMAO thank you 🕺i like sea creatures quite a lot. i like sharks probably the most, a lot of my tiktok fyp at the moment is just sharks and jellyfish. but sea horses are pretty cool too!!

a lot of crustaceans are kinda just sea aliens in my mind, they look kinda funky. crabs remain my superior crustacean as of now except fairy shrimp because they’re kinda funny too but they have a cute name

i definitely don’t know that much, i could probably listen to more podcasts or videos but my attention span isn’t the best for those sorts of videos so i never get round to watching them. that’s why i kinda like the tiktok format, where i can read the facts in the caption and then get to look at the sea animals separate without someone talking over them

also!! i saw this super cool fish lamp and i want it so bad. it looks like a fish tank, and i assume there’s a carousel system because the fishes go around while the light is on. i also saw a cool jellyfish one

#ask #🖤 anon

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sixeyesgojo · 3 years ago

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Heyy,LEMME STATE THIS FIRST,UR ONE OF THE BEST WRITERS OUT THERE N ALSO ONE OF MT FAVS.NO CAP DETECTED.😩😩 They make my day better istg. So I have some headcanons request and it's totally fine if u can't do it so no pressure 😌,basically Gojo's OC is OP asf,tall(almost as him because I'm a tall person and I rarely have seen tall S/O]confident,got money,is attractive,overall the baddest bitch and is very intimidating and feared but famous,[ and ehem very bold and not shy basically flirts back and rarely gets flustered] but she isn't perfect as her past is fucked up and sad and I gave the S/O details because I've been finding headcanons of Gojo with an S/O and I can't find it and I miss him too much but once again no pressure,I adore your works

Take care <3

❤️

Gojo with a tall s/o

A/N: Thank you so much for your kind words, anon! Sorry for replying so late & I hope you don't mind me foregoing the money aspect because I seriously didn't know what to make of it. Here's a present from me to you on this special day! <3 Enjoy your meal <3

He’s a little surprised. He doesn’t have to look down in order to make eye contact with you as he talks to you. It’s an odd feeling of excitement. Finally someone who’s not a shrimp!

But please don’t wear heels, he still wants to be at least a little taller than you

The reason? Despite you being tall, he likes teasing you that he is taller

But that’s not the only thing you hide! You’re also strong and more than just capable of protecting other people. That’s a good thing because then he doesn’t have to worry about protecting others while fighting a curse… as long as you’re with him, that is.

He knows his students and protegés are safe with you as they can be.

Gojo is also oddly drawn to you being feared by curse users and curses alike. Yes, the two of you definitely forewent the protocol to exorcise curses on sight in order to scare them away (followed by your and his roaring laughter) at least three times.

Those are probably his fondest memories in recent years.

It’s not like anyone can say anything either. After all, you’re THAT duo. Everyone knows you.

Everyone may know you but not everyone truly understands your past as well as he does. He’s quick to comfort you when you fall down that spiral.

Moreover, he loves your boldness and the way you never get flustered by his flirtatious advances

“Looking good today, Y/N,” he says and pulls down the shades he’s wearing to wink at you. “Thanks but I think you look scrumptious, I almost wanna take a bite.”

That catches him off guard at first but he’s quick to recompose himself.

The students definitely made up a shipname for the two of you!

They even ask you two when the wedding is whenever you two flirt lmao

#nie answers #anon #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x tall!reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojou x reader #gojo satoru headcanons

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ff-imagines · 3 years ago

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Can i request some nsfw headcanons for mantis shrimp? I read through your blog and let me just say: I'm a big fan. Btw if you dont wanna do them thats fine as well

Salt and pepper shrimp: nsfw alphabet

I did the whole alphabet bc? Why not! Side note I rly wanna write a fic going off my thoughts ab his experience level >:)

A - aftercare

Look, getting him to release you from his hold to go to the bathroom on a regular night is a battle enough. After sex? Phew I wish you luck. Might wanna just put some water on your night stand beforehand. You would be able to convince him to take a bath with you pretty easily though, he likes how the warm water feels very much. Make sure to cuddle him in the bath still, he's in a very vulnerable state right now and he really needs some good old tlc.

B- body parts

he’s got a weird fixation with your hands. He likes to compare hand sizes, whether your hands are bigger or smaller isn’t what he likes, he just likes to admire them. He loves sucking/biting your fingers while he’s got you in his lap. Lacing your fingers with his with one hand while bringing the other to his cheek, nuzzling into your hand while he bounces you on his cock.

On himself, there is tragically little that he genuinely likes. He views himself as a weapon, getting him to unlearn that will not be an easy process, trust me, Boston has tried. Complimenting his eyes does seem to make him a little more flustered than other praises, and he has a hard time staring you in the eye during sex…. maybe we can start there.

C - cum

His cum is pretty thin but there’s a shit ton of it. Enough that if he cums inside you swear you can feel the warmth as his cock pours rope and rope of his seed into you.

He doesn’t actually care where he cums, just ask him and he’ll comply.

inside you? sounds good.

On your back? Say less.

On the floor? You’re cleaning it, but sure.

He did discover he’s got an affinity for watching his cum on your tongue. I don’t know how you’d be able to swallow it all, but any attempt you make will be met with shrimp getting hard all over again.

D - dirty secret

He secretly thinks it’d be really hot for you to dom him. It’s gonna take a very long time before he’s comfortable letting you have that Linda control over him, just the thought of being tied up, hands behind his back while you praise him for being such a good boy, its a fantasy he’s visited on many sleepless nights.

E - experience

Nope. Nada. To be frank, I think he’s the definition of Demisexual, and he has yet to meet anyone besides Boston and the anti-human gang who he genuinely wants to get to know better. He definitely hasn’t met anyone who wants to get to know better for romantic reasons.

He doesn’t know enough about human customs to know that it can be embarrassing for someone to be inexperienced, but he does feel very very nervous the first few times. He’ll need a lot of reassurance, give him praise and he’s putty in your hands.

F - favorite position

I'm gonna be boring and say missionary. It’s simple, easy, and since he’s brand new to all of this it’s the least mentally overstimulating. He very much likes that he can see your face.

If he’s feeling extra spicy he might grab onto the inside of your knees and push you into the mating press, though he really only does this if he’s upset or jealous.

If you ask nicely he might let you sit in his lap, as a treat. Bouncing on his cock as he litters your chest with bite marks, what a treat it is <3

G - goofy

…. yea for sure definitely. He’s a real jokester.

On a serious note, he himself is not a goofy person whatsoever, but he would actually like it if you were. Outright making fun of him or harsh teasing is an immediate turn off, but light jokes to ease his nerves is for sure welcomed since he’s very tense the first few times.

Give him time and you might even catch him cracking a small joke himself, all the while giving you a weak, nervous smile.

H- hair

He doesn’t trim or shave anything lmao. He’s busy, and also doesn’t care literally at all. He’s got a thin happy trail that can be easy to miss since he's blonde.

He’s got the same energy with your body hair, he doesn’t care. If you do shave he might ask why, just out of curiosity. If your reason is insecurity, he’ll probably suggest you let it grow, he doesn’t care and he’s the only one who’ll ever see it lmao

I- intimacy

It’s an awkward “i hope to fuck I’m doing this right” kind of intimacy. He fumbles and messes up a lot, he might even accidentally miss when thrusting and end up just kinda rubbing himself on you but he’s really trying. Just from the fact he’s willing to try this at all with you is a big sign that he’s really trying his best to be as intimate as he can with you.

J- jerk off

Before meeting you, not a lot actually. He mostly just did it if he ever woke up from a wet dream and knew that if he didn’t take care of it now he’d never be able to get back to sleep.

After your first time together, his first time, he thinks back the immeasurable pleasure a lot, finding himself in need of relief a lot more than he ever did before. You are the catalyst to his drive, and you are also the only thing he can think about that can help him cum. It’s kinda sweet in a perverted way.

K- Kinks

He will bite you. It’s just so easy to bruise you and it makes your relationship status to others so obvious, he can’t just… not bite you.

Marking, going along with the biting kink. This goes both ways, he’d love for you to scratch at his back enough to leave red marks, to bite as his collarbone, grip his hips tight enough to bruise. He likes looking at the marks later, they remind him that he did good, he made you feel good, that’s all he really wants.

He doesn’t exactly have a breeding kink as much as this goes along with the marking aspect. Suggest to him that he cum deep inside you to mark your insides… he might give you 2-3 loads just to make sure you're nice and full, completely claimed.

He also kinda likes to make you cry. Overstimulating you to the point of tears gives him a sense of pride he hasn’t really felt before.

He really likes temperature play as well, dragging ice cubes and hot wax across your skin and watching you flinch and squirm just does something to him.

And of course, light bondage. He probably found out it was a thing after reading some kinda erotic fiction and immediately went to you like “why did you not tell me about this?????” He adores how to look all tied up and stuck, right in the palm of his hands. It makes him feel emotional as well, that you’re willing to give him such a powerful amount of control over you.

Last but not least, please praise him. During sex as well as day to day. Let him know he’s so pretty, he’s doing so good, he’s cock feels so so good, he might cum on the spot.

L- location

The first time he’d really need it to be in a secluded, safe area. He’s gotta feel comfy if he’s gonna get into the mood.

Every other time? Babes you’ve awakened a beast, he’ll get random spikes of “if I don’t at least try to fuck them I will scream”. You could be in the middle of a forest running from an axe wielding murderer and this horny bastard would still find a way to pull you aside and rail you against a tree.

There most likely isn’t a spot in your home that he hasn’t fucked you against.

Peaceful moment of washing dishes? Think again, he’s plopping you on the kitchen counter and diving to mouth at your neck.

Writing some papers? Just sit on his lap, you’ll feel much less stressed with his cock buried to the hilt, won’t you?

Doing laundry? Might have to rewash them cause now he’s using the clothes as a bed to fuck you on. He’ll apologize and help you fold them after they’re rewashed bc he feels bad lmao

M- motivation

Like I said, he’s set off by the smallest things. A little stretch, wiping some water off on your pants, humming a song, all of it can randomly make him feel the need to fuck you.

The most intense and quickest way to rile him up is either playing with his hair, or massaging his back. It starts out innocent but he just can’t take the thought of your pretty hands working so lovingly and not at least trying to reciprocate and make you feel good too.

N- no

No sharing. He doesn’t want someone else to see you, and he doesn’t want someone else to see him. It’s just not something he likes.

He also hates humiliation. He… would tolerate it if you asked for it, even if he doesn’t get why you’d want him to outright insult you. But for himself? Fuck no, he hates it so fuckin much. He’s a sensitive insecure puppy that wants your attention very badly, pls don’t hurt him like that :(

O- oral

Oh please give him oral. He’s begging. Well, he’d never outright beg but the way his eyes fixate on your mouth a lot is his way of silently pleading for you to wrap your lips around his cock. His soul ascends a little every time he sees his cum dribbling down your face, he might be even willing to make out with his cum still on your tongue.

As for giving, he’s got no clue what the hell he’s doing but he’s nervously eager to try. Guide him as best you can, he’s good at measuring your reactions so he can handle the rest. Tug on his hair a little bit if you wanna drive him crazy.

He’ll get a lot better with time, his eagerness to please however, does not leave him in the slightest.

P- pace

The first time? Slow and unsure, then he realizes “oh fuck this feels stupid good” and his pace becomes almost punishing. He doesn’t really know what he’s doing, he’s unknowingly going deeper and harder than you've ever been dicked down in your life. If you want him to, somehow, go harder? Grab his hand and place it over your stomach to make him feel his cock enter you through your skin, his hand slides down to grip your hips and slams into you, wiggling his hips without withdrawing to gain some of his sanity back before he’s back to a punishing pace.

Q- quickies

Oh hell yea. He lives for them. Sudden moments of horniness come to him all the time and since this spike in desire is brand new, he hasn’t really… learned to live with it yet. He pulls you aside into closets and alleyways all the time, he can’t help that you feel so warm and snug :(

R- risk

He doesn’t exactly enjoy the thought of a voyeur, he really doesn’t want to share you with anyone. But… there is a deeper part of him that finds a sense of pride if someone were to hear you getting absolutely pounded by him, desperately crying out and whining for him to go deeper, even better if they were someone who pined for you….

S- stamina

Well, to be frank he cums pretty quickly. It’s all so brand new to him, he really can’t help it. Lucky for you, his refractory time is crazy low. He can cum once, watch you do some mindless motion you always do and he’s right back to being hard again in minutes.

T- toys

Not against it, but is again, brand new to all this shit. He’s very interested in using your own toys against you though. Would definetly use a vibrater to edge and overstim you. He’d be interested in a cock ring, only if you were willing to endure a vibrator while he fucks you, he doesn’t wanna be the only one struggling lmao

U- unfair

He can be, yea. He kinda likes edging you, but not as much as he likes overstimulating you.

He loves to hear how you beg under him when he’s pulling you so close to the edge, keeping you just far enough to drive you insane.

Overstimming though? The way you twitch and beg, how your chest heaves and your mouth hangs open into a silent scream, eyes shut tight and watering, now that’s the good shit.

V- volume

Doesn’t talk much, but for sure gives out a lot of groans. This is something he’s never felt before in his life, the first few times you're going to get a lot of whines and surprised yelps, check up on him and make sure he’s still doing alright, he’s just very nervous.

As he gets more comfortable, he gives you quiet praises and promises to make you feel good. He also groans quite a lot, but since his voice is deeper it can be hard to catch.

W- wild card

He really wants to try using his prosthetic arm for temperature play, he’s just not at all confident in himself enough to bring it up. He likes the thought of you jumping and squirming under his touch, for now he can just stick to wax play.

X- X Ray

Mans is actually pretty fuckin big. He’s got no idea how big he is though. If you were surprised and a little nervous about his size he’d be pretty confused, is there something wrong? Did you change your mind? The concept of him being well above average is something you’ll have to explain later. It boosts his ego quite bit, even if he’d never admit it.

Whine about him being too big and you can just see the pride swelling in his chest, giving you no mercy with his thrusts.

Y- yearning

Often. Very very often. He’d fuck you multiple times every day if he had the time. However, you’re both busy, and you’d probably get a UTI with how many times this man wants to dick you down lmao. He’s got his cock buried in you at least 4-5 times a week.

Z- zzz

Actually pretty quickly. Even if he prefers being in control during sex, he kinda likes being the little spoon as he drifts to sleep. Give him some soft praises about how well he did and he’s turning into jello in your hold.

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practice makes perfect /// Mitsuri x f!Reader (18+)

Request: Hey! I read your Shinobu NSFW thing. I was wondering if you could write a Mitsuri NSFW thing but not as intense? Like Mitsuri and her female S/o are cuddling and things get a really steamy so they start kissing and fingering each other? Please and thank you!

A/N: REPOSTING because when I posted this a few hours ago it was glitching and not showing up in tags and stuff :( sorry to anyone who has already seen it!

I love Mitsuri and I get so few f/f reqs so ty for the request 💕 Y’all know idk how to write true vanilla so this is a little more spicy (Mitsuri and reader are not in an established relationship), but I made it soft just for you anon

Summary: When the most popular girl in school offers to help you practice kissing, it’s not like you’re going to say no.

Tags/warnings: inexperienced reader, femme preppy Mitsuri, she’s a little soft dom? like just a tiny bit, mild orgasm control, fluffy smut, crushes, modern high school AU, heteronormativity, reader thinks she’s straight lmao, all characters are adults

Okay, Mitsuri isn’t just the queen bee of your school. She’s also the prettiest girl you’ve ever met. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be that beautiful, much less fair—what was god thinking when he gave her that pink and green hair that would look clownish on anyone but her? Those thick, dark eyelashes framing eyes you feel like you could drown in? Those long, perfect legs?

(Not that you stare at her legs or something. It’s just—your school uniform skirts are kind of short, and she always wears those striped thigh-highs, and she sits next to you in senior Biology and sometimes she stretches her legs out in the aisle between your desks and flexes them while she sighs during long lectures, and seriously, her legs are perfect.)

Mitsuri is the kind of girl who gets asked out by a different guy every other day. She has a fan club. Boys write Mr. _____ Kanroji in their notebooks, circle it with hearts, and fantasize about marrying her. She has more ex-boyfriends than you have Facebook friends. So you’re really sure why, somehow, you two have become…close?

If you have to, you can trace your friendship back to that Biology class. The teacher has a bad habit of cold-calling students for answers to questions, which makes him pretty unpopular. You’ve gotten used to it over the months, deciding that rebelling is a less productive method of dealing with it than just making sure to review the textbook chapters at least twice before every class, but apparently Mitsuri isn’t quite as familiar with the material.

When the teacher calls on her (a bit vindictively, you think, probably because she’s chewing pink bubblegum and drawing cherry blossoms in the composition book she’s supposed to be taking notes in) to ask her something about determining whether an organism’s life cycle exhibits zygotic, gametic, or sporic meiosis, she just gapes blankly back at him.

You feel sorry for her. It’s always painful to watch when someone can’t answer a question in class—you might be a fairly good student, but you still sympathize with how embarrassing it is to be put on the spot like that. The teacher refuses to move on, repeating her name and prodding her until her face is flushed bright pink and her lower lip is trembling. You’re not trying to pity her, but you can’t help it, and before you can think better of it you’re writing ‘compare diploid and haploid forms’ in the corner of your notebook and surreptitiously sliding it her way.

After the class, she pulls you aside in the hallway to thank you, eyes bright, telling you you’re so smart and kind and thoughtful and wondering how come she’s never talked to you before. “What a waste! We sat next to each other all semester, and I’m only getting to know you now.”

No wonder she’s popular. Her exuberance is infectious, like her good mood is seeping into your skin from her hand wrapped around yours. Mitsuri isn’t just pretty, she’s the kind of person who makes you feel good about herself just by being near her.

You’re about 100% sure that’s the last time the two of you will talk (unless she needs help with Bio homework and decides you’re the best candidate to get answers from). But it’s not. Mitsuri insists on treating you to boba after class—you try to deny her but she refuses to hear it and you can’t say no to her when she looks at you with those pretty jade-chip eyes. You get milk tea with black tapioca pearls swimming in caramelized fried sugar; her drink is jasmine rose fruit tea with tiny cubes of green apple floating at the top. “It looks like your hair,” you tell her, motioning toward the pink-and-green drink.

“Really?” Mitsuri’s cheeks turn red, which you notice is a frequent occurrence for her. “That’s why I got it. Isn’t it cute? I love how pretty all of the drinks are at this teahouse.”

The two of you split a little matcha cake. And then a vanilla taro cake. And then Mitsuri orders sweet potato fries and gyoza and fried chicken and shrimp tempura and wow, this girl can eat. “I kind of have a big appetite,” she tells you shyly some time around her fourth order of hanami dango. “Sorry, is it weird?”

“Not at all! It’s cute,” you blurt out, and then immediately cover your mouth. Cute? Where did that come from? That’s not the kind of thing you’re supposed to be saying to a girl you barely even know, or is it? Maybe you’re overthinking this. Mitsuri is so beautiful it’s hard to think straight around her.

You’re so busy staring down at your lap and blushing that you don’t notice she’s doing the same thing.

Mitsuri seems to take that teashop date hangout as permission to pursue a full-fledged friendship with you. Before you know it, she’s inviting herself over to your house after school, dragging you to cafés and picnics to study together on the weekends, and begging you to sit with her at lunch. Her other friends don’t seem thrilled at your being her favorite new playmate, but she doesn’t mind it so you try not to, either.

Like right now. It’s a weekend, and she’s decided that her house is going to be the setting for an overnight Bio study session slash sleepover in anticipation of the test you have coming up. You’re scouring the textbook for an answer at her desk while Mitsuri lies on her stomach on her bed with her feet kicked up behind her and crossed at the ankles. Graded quizzes are spread out in an arc around her on the cotton candy-colored duvet, and the sparkly gel pen she’s using to write flash cards is poking out of the corner of her mouth. With her fair skin barely covered by a tank top and shorts, loose hair flowing over her back, and dark brows furrowed in concentration, she looks like the centerfold of a teen magazine from the 90s.

I bet guys have wet dreams about her, you think. Then you shut down that line of thinking, shut it all the way down because you’re not supposed to be thinking these things about a female friend, no matter how pretty she is or how glossy her lips look even though she’s just wearing chapstick or how good she smells (like strawberries? honey? or whatever sweet she ate last, you’re not sure). But you can’t quite tamp down the feeling that you’ve stumbled on some unbelievable luck to get close to her.

You’re not the only one having trouble focusing on your studies. “I’m done with this!” Mitsuri exclaims, throwing down her pen so it makes a stray line on the quiz she was reviewing before it bounces off the bed. “I’m so tired of studying, aren’t you? If I learn another thing about cell division my brain is going to explode. Can’t we take a break?”

“Sure, if you want to get another 43%. Didn’t your dad say he’s going to stop paying your snack food fund if you fail one more exam?”

Her pink mouth drops open. “Hey! That’s not fair, I didn’t tell you that to use it against me. Be nice.”

But after a second, Mitsuri’s pout turns into a giggle. She hooks her foot around the stem of the office chair you’re sitting in and pulls it toward the bed along with you. “Come on! Let’s talk about love. Do you have a crush?”

You roll your eyes but relent, sliding off the chair and onto the big, fluffy bed next to Mitsuri. You can always get back to reviewing after you take a short break, right? She gathers up the quizzes and notecards and dumps them unceremoniously on the nightstand by her bed to make space for you, all too eager to stop thinking about Bio.

“I don’t have a crush,” you tell her.

“Really? There’s no one you think is cute? No one you want to get to know a little better?”

Well…if that’s what she means… You glance sideways at her. There’s definitely someone you think is cute who you want to get to know better. She doesn’t have to know it’s her—not that you have a crush on her; that would be ridiculous.

If she’s going to get that excited about your potential crush, how are you supposed to tell her you don’t have one? You’ll just have to pretend, for her sake. “I guess there’s someone. I wouldn’t call it love, but…”

Long black lashes flutter up at you as Mitsuri blinks. “Oh my gosh, who is it?”

“It’s a secret,” you say quickly.

“Aww, but I wanna know who you have a crush on!” She scooches closer to you and pokes you gently in the side. “Do I know him? Is he a senior? What does he look like? What do you like about him?”

“Um yeah, you know…him. He’s a senior but you’ll never—seriously never guess who it is, so don’t even try. He’s…really good-looking, I don’t know. He has nice hair…and, um, nice legs. And he…” you trail off, wondering what you can say about your secret ‘crush’ that won’t tip Mitsuri off that you’re talking about her.

“…I like him. He talks a lot but you can tell he cares about what you’re saying when he’s listening to you. He’s kind of dreamy and self-conscious about dumb things but it just makes me like him more.”

Was that too much? Mitsuri is looking into your eyes in pure rapture, holding onto every word you say. Are you being obvious? But—no way. She’s so loved by guys that she’d never even suspect that a girl could like her too.

Not that you like her. Not like that, at least.

After a moment when you feel your heart beating so deeply that you’re sure she can hear it too, she smiles sweetly and pinches your cheek. “You’re really pretty when you’re talking about your crush, (Y/N). You look like a maiden.”

You bite your lip, not sure whether to be embarrassed or flattered. If any other girl as beautiful as Mitsuri called you pretty, you’d think they were being insincere, but she’s not like that. Her genuine affection shines through in everything she does. If you’re pretty, she’s Helen of Troy.

“What do you mean, ‘a maiden’?” you ask.

“I don’t know,” Mitsuri says, tracing invisible hearts into her bedspread with a fingertip. “You just look…innocent somehow? Like this is your first love.”

You duck down, blushing.

“Wait, really?” She sits up and easily flips you over onto your back (sometimes you forget that a decade of cheerleading has made her at least a dozen times as strong as you are) so she can blink brightly at you. “This is your first love? Ooh…”

“Is that so weird?” you ask a little defensively. “I don’t get a lot of crushes.”

“No, it’s not weird! It’s cute,” Mitsuri says. “But aren’t you nervous? What if you fall in love with him and you guys start dating and you don’t know how to do anything?”

“Do what?”

“You know. Like, kissing and stuff. Aren’t you worried that you’ll have your first kiss with him and he’ll be like, ‘oh my gosh, you can’t even kiss, I don’t like you anymore’.”

“No one would say that,” you reply, but the scenario does strike a pang of anxiousness in your heart. You’ve always been too focused on school and friends and family to bother worrying about love, but the truth is you have worried about the fact that you’re soon going to be a high school graduate who has never so much as kissed another person on the lips.

“You have no idea,” Mitsuri sighs. “Boys are so mean. But I can’t believe you haven’t had your first kiss!”

“That’s rude,” you say, wrinkling your nose.

She flaps her hands in the air frantically. “No, no I didn’t mean it like that! Sorry! I just meant I can’t believe you’ve never had a boyfriend when you’re so pretty and nice. The boy who locks you down is going to feel super lucky that he gets to take all of your firsts.”

You sit up next to Mitsuri and lean back on her cushioned headboard. “I don’t care about that. Honestly, I’d rather have some practice before I get involved with anyone.”

A beat passes. Then— “Really? You want practice?”

You shrug. “I mean, I guess? But it’s not like I can just pick up some random guy and tell him to let me practice kissing.”

Mitsuri cocks her head to the side and long pink fringe falls away from her face. “You don’t need to do that. Just practice with me.”

“Huh? What do you mean?” What, is she going to give you tips on tongue technique or something?

“…Like this,” Mitsuri says softly—and then her delicate hand is stroking up the side of your jaw and carding into your hair, tilting your head to face hers and pulling you closer. She hesitates before she makes contact, looking in your eyes as if to confirm are you okay with this? But (maybe because you’re caught off guard, maybe because you think you do need the practice, or maybe because that angelic strawberry-honey smell is way too intoxicating up close) you don’t stop her, and she leans in and completes the kiss.

It’s soft. Smells sweet. Tastes sweeter.

Mitsuri’s lips are velvety and glossy-damp moving against yours. The scent you thought was honey is really honeysuckle—there’s a fresh floral quality to the taste as her lip balm is transferred from her mouth to yours.

The kiss only lasts a few seconds, but by the time she lifts back from you your lips are tingling. You cover your mouth with your hand like a damsel from a Victorian-era novel and stare wide-eyed at her.

“How was that? Your first kiss?”

“I—um, I liked it I think?”

Mitsuri smiles at you and it’s like a ray of sunlight falling down through a break in the clouds. “Yay! I’m glad.”

The two of you sit in silence for a second, and you wonder what you’re supposed to do now. Go back to studying? You’re not sure you’re capable of that when you feel like she’s…still kissing you. It hasn’t quite hit you yet that this is your first kiss—something special, something you’ll never forget. The feeling of Mitsuri kissing you is going to be written on your heart for the rest of your life.

What have I done? you think, but it’s not condemnatory. It’s a question, maybe neutral, maybe hopeful.

“Come on, come here,” Mitsuri says. “You need a little more practice.”

And then she’s kissing you again, all the while pulling you closer, closer, into her lap. She breaks the kiss just long enough to murmur to you to open your mouth. When you do, her tongue slips in, prodding gently between your lips and sliding up against yours. It’s a weird feeling—you can’t say with certainty that it feels good, but it doesn’t feel bad, either. It feels like something you could get used to.

This kiss is longer and deeper, and Mitsuri is sighing into the place where your lips meet. The kissing sounds are both embarrassing and thrilling. You can hardly believe that you’re actually doing this, kissing Mitsuri Kanroji in her bedroom and sitting in her lap with your thighs hovering over hers because you’re scared to let yourself press any deeper into her.

By the fourth kiss, you think you’re getting the hang of this. Your fingers are laced in Mitsuri’s hair, pulling her bangs out of the way so you can see her face clearly. Her eyes are hazy and intense, a warm glow suffusing her cheeks, and her lips are reddened. The feeling of not knowing whether you like having her tongue in your mouth or not is gone. You like it. You want more of it. You could do this all day.

…But apparently Mitsuri has something else in mind. She moves back and looks at you like she’s got a secret she’s dying to tell you. Her hands slide up your thighs, almost reaching the hem of the skirt you’re wearing—it’s knee-length, comfortable and practical for the weather—but with your legs spread over hers, the fabric is bunched up at the juncture of your hips and legs, exposing your thighs to view. Mitsuri’s fingernails (manicured, short blunt French tips, pale pink with stripes of gold near the nail bed) scratch painlessly into your skin. “You learn really fast, (Y/N).”

“Thanks…” you pant out.

“Can I do a little more? Just a little. ‘Cause, I mean, I don’t know if you’ve ever done this yourself—”

Oh. Oh? Mitsuri’s hand is creeping up under your skirt.

“—but it’s really good to have some experience with this, too, before you do anything with boys.”

She’s touching your pussy through your underwear. Those pretty manicured hands are stroking you through the fabric, fingertips sliding up between your lips with practiced precision. Oh god, can she feel how wet you are? You’ve felt that dewy heat growing at your core for a while, but you didn’t think she would touch you and feel it. “Mitsuri?”

“Are you already wet?” Two soft fingers pet your clit, moving over it side to side through your panties. “Did you get wet for me?”

“Mm—mm—Mitsuri…”

“Can I touch?” She pops her chin up and kisses you on the cheek, and then again on the other cheek, the side of your mouth, your forehead, all the while rubbing your pussy.

On the sixth teasing little kiss, you gasp and kiss her fully on the lips. “…okay?”

“Good…” Mitsuri smoothly pushes your ass up so she can hook fingers under the waistband of your panties and tug them down past your hips. You shift and let her do it—it feels like her touch is too hot, sending trails of warmth over every place where your skin meets. Her touch lingers even as you awkwardly straighten out of her lap for just as long as it takes to remove your panties and deposit them gracelessly on the floor.

Are you doing this right? Even with your shirt and skirt on, you feel more exposed than you’ve ever been in front of another person. You’ve never done anything remotely like this before—how weird is it that the first person to touch you is going to be a female friend? That you’re not doing this for the right reasons (and what are the ‘right reasons’? love? intimacy? desire?), but for practice?

Mitsuri settles you back onto her lap and slowly drags your shirt up over your bra. When the undergarment is exposed, she bites her bottom lip and sucks in a breath, and you feel eternally grateful that you, by some coincidence or trick of fate, decided to wear one of your nicer bras today. She cups the side of your breasts and runs her thumbs over the lacy wine-red fabric. “Beautiful…you’re so sexy, (Y/N). I can’t believe I get you all to myself.”

Your cheeks feel hot. Maybe desire is part of the equation after all.

Leaving your shirt bunched up over your tits, Mitsuri returns to your pussy, petting over your thighs and stroking up your mound. Her index finger dabs into the wetness leaking out of you and then circles around your clit.

Around your clit, not on it. If you didn’t know better, you’d think she’s deliberately not touching the place where you want— need to be touched. Her fingers are light and fluttery, not forceful in the least but making you crave more anyway. You try not to let your hips move, but before long you’re twitching on her fingers, trying to get her to do what you want. Your hands are braced uselessly on the headboard, but you hesitantly pick up your right hand to replace hers and touch your clit properly.

She isn’t having it. Her free hand catches yours before you can do anything. “Arms around my neck,” she tells you.

It’s frustrating to be unable to touch yourself when she just keeps building and building with these little flutters, but you trust her. Mitsuri’s a lot more experienced than you are. Slowly, you wrap your arms around her neck and wind your fingers into her loose hair.

Whatever she’s doing, though, it’s working. Even if you couldn’t feel how wet you are, you’d be able to hear it, the slick sucking sounds of your cunt dampened with your arousal. You’d be humiliated by the way it’s so obvious that you’re turned on if you were cable of thinking straight. Besides, Mitsuri doesn’t mind—at least not judging by the way she’s looking at you.

“Mitsuri…Mitsuri, can you…” You don’t know how to ask her, but you need more.

“Tell me what you want me to do.” Two fingers brush over your clit again and you almost flinch, the light contact sending a spark directly through you. “Tell me what you do when you do this by yourself.”

“I…um…it’s embarrassing…”

“It’s not embarrassing.” Mitsuri lays a short peck on your cheek. “Do you know how pretty you look? I could fall in love with you right now.”

It’s not serious. It’s just the kind of thing Mitsuri says without thinking, but your heart skips a beat anyway. “Touch—a little harder…”

“Where?”

“You know where!” you tell Mitsuri, with as much bite as you can muster.

Mitsuri smiles. “Here?” She pushes a finger into your pussy and you whimper. “Or…here?”

And she’s touching your clit, rubbing over it quickly and franticly, the first direct contact you’ve had since she started. The muscles in your back tense, legs stiffening, toes curling in your fluffy white socks. “Oh— oh, oh, oh— Mitsuri…”

“Does that feel good?”

After all her teasing, it feels more than good. It’s like you’re being filled up with something, some kind of heat that her fingers are bringing out in you, and it’s about to tip over and spill out. You rock your cunt against her fingers, trying to get her to go harder—but she’s already rubbing against you so quickly that you can’t think straight.

Two fingers slip deeper into your pussy, spreading you apart and pumping your slick cunt while her palm provides sloppy stimulation to your clit. You mewl and fall forward onto her, head thrown over her shoulder, so you can feel the vibration of her soft laughter in your chest. “Do you like it? I can tell…you know, your insides are holding me really tight….”

How does she say such dirty things with that pretty mouth? You’d tell her off if you thought you could speak without moaning. “Unff…mmm…”

“I’m going to make you cum, baby,” Mitsuri hums. “You’re going to cum on my fingers, okay?”

She’s right. You’re about to tip over that edge, overflow, get off with Mitsuri fucking you with two fingers twisting and hitting your g-spot and sliding over you so deliciously that you don’t even care that all of this is wrong. “I’m— I’m cumming—“

“Uh-uh.” Mitsuri’s hand stops, still touching but no longer moving, and the heat in your pussy plateaus and then dips.

You’re so frustrated you want to scream. “Mitsuri…!”

“Can you do something for me?” She resumes the teasing movements from before, edging over your clit but not finishing it. “Tell me who you really like.”

“What?”

“I know you like me.” Her free hand, around your waist, slides up and presses her thumb into the divot between two vertebrae in your spine. “When you were talking about your crush, I know it’s me. Tell me you like me.”

“I—I don’t—“

“No, you do. You like me. Say it. Say it, and I’ll let you cum. You want to cum, don’t you? You need it? I’m going to give you what you need, so tell me you like me…”

It’s not like she’s being cruel. Mitsuri’s tone is as sweet and kind and caring as ever. Her pace is agonizingly slow and she’s right, you need it. You’re lucky your chin is resting on her shoulder because you wouldn’t be able to stand it if she saw the look on your face as you choke out, “I like…I like you, Mitsuri! I like you!”

“I like you too, (Y/N),” Mitsuri gasps, and then her fingers are moving again, rubbing your clit, making you crazy, and it’s only a second but you want it so bad that you only need a second before you— you’re— you’re falling apart—

“Mitsuri!”

Oh god. Oh god. It feels good, it feels crazy. You can’t think. You can feel the muscles in your pussy squeezing down intermittently on her fingers. She holds you still as the shocks race up through you, letting you twitch and convulse in her arms.

“See now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?” Mitsuri sings in your ear.

It takes you a long moment to get the strength to sit up, flopping bonelessly backward on her thighs so you can look her in the eye. “I don’t know,” you sigh finally. “Wasn’t exactly easy.”

Her eyes close when she smiles. “Don’t worry about it. You just need a little more practice.”

#Kanroji Mitsuri x reader #Mitsuri Kanroji x reader #Mitsuri x reader #kny x reader #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #Kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny imagines #kimetsu no yaiba imagines #demon slayer imagines #demon slayer x reader #Kanroji Mitsuri #Mitsuri Kanroji #smut

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years ago

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Survey #500

(from yesterday)

Have you ever done cocaine? Wow, what a way to start a survey, lol. No, and I don't want to. Who do you care about the most? My mom. Does your first crush know they were your first crush? I think he may have had an idea. Have you ever lit fireworks in your backyard? When I was younger and my parents were still together, Dad would light some in our front yard. What is your favorite type of tree? Wisteria. Would you ever consider getting dreadlocks? Definitely not. Have you downloaded extra fonts for your computer? Lots. Do you have Photoshop? Yes; I have a subscription for that and Lightroom, mainly for my photography. Who is the latest great youtuber you've discovered? The latest great one, probably not since John Wolfe. Have you ever had an outdoor birthday party? Yes, I think so. Do you like the way your name is spelled? No. I actually wish it was "Britney" because it's more accurate to the pronunciation. What was the last song you listened to? "Creatures X: To The Grave" by Motionless In White. I haven't listened to them in a long time, so am kinda bingeing them, and every song is giving me goosebumps. What was the last fun thing you did with your family? Hanging out for Thanksgiving, I guess. Where did you last go on a date to? A breakfast restaurant that I can't remember the name of. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on? The Internet. Name something(s) you are tired of: Anti-vaxxers. Are you a seafood fan? The one and only kind of seafood I enjoy is shrimp. Which city would you like to visit: Rome, Tunis, London, Madrid or Paris? Rome. Have you got perfect vision? God no, my vision is horrific. Do you like pickles? Yes. Do you ever feel lonely, even in the presence of those you know or love? I am extremely lonely. Do you consider yourself gay or bisexual? How strongly do you feel about it? I consider myself pansexual. I know with certainty that I'm not straight, but I do question my sexuality now and again. Did you ever honestly believe you were going to marry your high school bf/gf? Oh, I was 120% convinced. Turns out I won't be. Is it harder to get dumped or do the dumping? To get dumped, but both are hard. Have you been able to stay good friends with any of your exes? Sara is still my best friend, and when I first dated Girt, we were still perfectly fine after we split. Have you ever done anything illegal to help a friend? No. If not, would you be willing to? What would be your limit? I mean, I guess it depends? I don't know. I'd have to really think. Have you ever lost a close friend because they died? No. Have you ever lost a friend because they gained a bf/gf and dropped you? I think Alex did. She got a bf and just... vanished. Hasn't spoken to me in years. Are both your parents alive? Yes. Were you raised by your biological parents? Yes. Are you close with you siblings, if you have any? We're not very close. We're just so different, and we have trouble knowing what to say to each other. How often does your family fight or have big arguments? We barely do now. Do you feel like you are allowed to express yourself inside your own home? I guess mostly? Though if Mom ever heard my genuine opinions on religion, she'd probably kick my ass out lmao. Have you ever made yourself as a Sim? No. Describe your ideal first date. I think it's important to get to know each other pretty well early, so a dinner, picnic, or something similar would be nice. Just sit down and talk. Have you ever had a scholarship? If so, what for? I don't believe I did. Do you know anyone whose gender is non-binary? A few people. When was the last time you changed your opinion on somebody? I have no idea. When did you last change your opinion on a situation? I also don't know. What was the last thing that made you feel proud and why? I haven't been proud of myself in eons. Do you feel uncomfortable when people you hardly know confide in you? No. I want to be there for anyone when they need an ear. Is there anything coming up which you’re dreading? Next month I have my follow-up appointment with my primary physician regarding my weight progress. I'm pretty sure my weight has stabilized, not gaining or losing, but my memory is crap, and when I weigh myself, I sometimes forget what it previously was. Anything you’re looking forward to? Christmas. Have you ever eaten chocolate for breakfast? lol yup Do you like balloons? They look cool, but I think they're unnecessary. They harm the environment, anyway. Do you enjoy swimming? I do. When at the beach do you like to swim in the sea? That's the only thing I like doing at the beach. If you have pet fish do you bother to name them? If I had a fish I would, but I don't want any. Have you had to change a nappy lately? No, and I do NOT plan to ever again. Have you ever owned chickens? No, but it would be nice to own a couple for fresh eggs. Eggs fresh out of the coop from healthy chickens are unbeatable. Do you get along with your whole family? No. What was the last baby animal you saw? Irl, I don't know, but online, I think a puppy. Do you shop at the grocery store closest to your house? Yes. What does your car smell like? Mom's car doesn't really have a smell that I personally can identify. What’s your favorite non-carbonated, non-alcoholic beverage? Off the top of my head, some kind of juice. Do you know anyone who was not born in a hospital, unexpectedly? Not to my knowledge. Do you still have a landline phone/phone number? No. What are some things from childhood that you still do today? Write, draw, read, play video games... Should kidneys or other organs be able to be bought and sold? No. o_o What's one of your favorite riddles? I don't really have one. What are some goals that humanity is not focused enough on achieving? Oh, jeez. The one I feel most strongly about is wildlife and environmental conservation, but many more are important and vastly overlooked, like poverty, homelessness, shit like health insurance actually costing a fortune (or anything at all, for that matter), inequality, unlivable wages... If you were capable of possessing people, what would you make them do? Um, I'm not into slavery. Have you ever witnessed someone have a seizure before? Possibly my older sister, but I'm not sure I remember. What is something that still excites you as though you were 5 years old? Not exactly five, but meerkats still bring me the same joy and interest as they did when I first watched Meerkat Manor as a kid. Have you ever been crowned king or queen at a school dance? No. What’s one thing your parents do that really gets on your nerves? My mom is absolutely always right in arguments. She won't accept otherwise. My dad swears around the kids, which I worry about. Y'all know good and well I don't mind profanity, but children just really don't know when it's not at all appropriate. What do you do when you go to the beach? Mostly swim, but I'll also sit under shade and just watch the waves or have some snacks. What scent was the last lotion you put on? Coconut. Do you respect authority? If they deserve the position of authority. Do you know any card tricks? I did as a kid. Not anymore. Do you have any friends with the same first name as you? No. I know a girl, but she's not my friend. Have you ever had hair extensions? No. If you could have any accent, which would you choose? British. I can already mimic it very well. What magazines do you read? None. Have you ever been in a wedding? I was a bridesmaid at my older sister's. How many states have you lived in? Just this one. How many ringtones have you downloaded for your phone? None. Have you ever been to a planetarium? I went to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida as a child, actually. What's your favorite kind of donut? Glazed from Krispy Kreme, to be specific. But I also love chocolate frosted and plain/cake. Have you ever painted a house? No, not me. My grandmother, mom, and father painted my childhood home, though. My grandma I think was destined for interior design, so she made the walls beautiful. Have you ever used a slingshot? Uh, maybe? Do you think you could ever become a vegan? Definitely not, even though I really want to be one. I am way, WAY too picky with my food, so eating would just be so sad for me, lol. I would be so unhealthy, malnourished even; I'd especially have an extreme protein deficit, having looked that up. Meat is too big a part in my diet for me to life without it. Do you have a certain routine that you do whenever you do your hair? I can't really... do anything with it because it's too short. It's always in the same style. I read somewhere that you can get bacon cheeseburgers in a glazed donut, instead of in regular burger buns. Would you ever eat something like that? "I’d try like, a bite of someone else’s but I wouldn’t buy one for myself." <<<< This. I'd be curious, but I know in my gut that that would upset the HEEEEEEEEEEELL out of my stomach if I ate the whole thing. Does anyone in your immediate family have any habits that worry you at all? My dad smokes waaaaaaaaaay too much and neglects going to the doctor and such to keep up with basic check-ups and the like. My mother will also just about die before going to the doctor for concerning problems because it's so fucking expensive in this country, and we're just too poor. It's how her cancer got to Stage 3C; she only ended up at the ER because she became almost completely immobile on the couch in horrific pain. If you could have any talent in the world what would it be? Be realistic. I'd love love love to be able to draw hyperrealistically and make a living off of it. What is music you listen to when you just want to chill? If I really wanna zen out, my go-to is the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack. What do you order at Chick-fil-a? I boycott that place because they're bigoted fuckers that have directly contributed monetarily to anti-LGBTQ+ causes. However, if someone I'm with wants to go there, I don't want to be inconvenient, so I suck it up and just go for that rare occasion. It sucks because I love their chicken sandwiches, but I don't want to give them my business. On the bright side though, Mom recently discovered microwavable sandwiches from Sam's Club that taste almost IDENTICAL, but they're pricey. What is your favorite font at the moment? I like how Garamond looks. Are you a good kisser? I can't exactly kiss myself to find out. How many real bf/gf have you had? Three. Would you ever get back with your ex? If I didn't have Girt and there was a hypothetical situation where circumstances allowed it to be more doable, I'd date Sara again. Do you like homework? Does literally anyone???? Something you want to buy real bad? The thing I actively want the most is Venus' 40-gallon I've been talking about for what, a year?? She deserves a bigger terrarium so much with better supplies to help things like with her poor shedding. What is something that would be a good birthday gift for you? Gift me a small tattoo appointment and you've won everything. Something you would gift yourself? ... Still a tat lmao. What kind of surveys do you like the most? Random ones that ask about obscure stuff in my life that I don't get to talk (or even think) about much. Also those questions that allow me to vent when I need to. Do you like Christian music? Not at all. I'm gonna be honest, it usually annoys me. I really should be indifferent, I'm just so bitter about religion. Have you ever skateboarded and failed at it? Never really tried. Have you ever dropped something down the garbage disposal on accident? No. Is sex a must in your life? No. It's not a large priority of mine at all. I know you love animals, but what is your favorite? Meerkats are simply unbeatable. They marvel me again and again.

#survey #surveys #random questions #questionnaire

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shingia · 4 years ago

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hello, if your doing matchups for male haikyuu characters this is my um (ask thingy lmao) if you can’t get to this i understand!

I am 5’11, i play varsity volleyball, i also love snowboarding and ice skating! i love fashion, my favorite color is lavender, i’m african american and i have super curly hair, my favorite shoes are jordan 1s or my low rise doc martens, i love donating and doing whatever i can to help the world and environment ( i still try to do this but i toned it down cause of covid) i love ice cream and my favorite food is shrimp alfredo. i hate overly annoying people, i’m a middle child ( an older brother and a younger sister), i love anime and video games, i also love reading!! i absolutely hate bugs. I’m a July cancer ! i cry when i’m angry, and my favorite movie is princess protection program by disney

I’m really nice to the people i first meet/not as close as friends but friends, but as i get closer to you i start to become “mean” and sarcastic (only if i know you can handle it and won’t take it to heart!!!!) my love language is talking/communication (does that make sense?) i’m smart, i always know how to make someone smile, i’m introverted at first but then i become more open, i don’t really talk a lot and tend to zone out sometimes, i have a pretty wild imagination, i procrastinate my work a lot but i tend to get it done!

if you can get to this, thank you so much !!

🖤 a/n : hi ! and you’re welcome !! <33 (your pfp has me cackling btw)

ok this character came to me super naturally i was kinda shook :0 i ship you with…

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀 !

i hope you’re ready~~ :

tsukki probably doesn’t care about height, but i think he’d be pretty happy that he’s still taller than you (he’s the kind of guy that would use you as an armrest at any given chance)

to anyone reading this : just picture tsukishima wearing a lavender hoodie. nice, right ? 😌

he’d be super respectful of your interests! he’d love that you’re committed to important causes and he’d consider it a great proof of maturity

also, ice cream dates? yes please. and he would obviously watch anime with you (might even be pissed if you watched an episode without him)

ngl he’d probably tease you for your hatred of bugs. but although he’d never admit it, it would definitely flatter his ego if you asked him to get rid of them (he’d just bring them outside tho, not kill them)

i know tsukki is not the best at dealing with people’s emotions but if he ever sees you cry in anger, he would try his absolute best to cheer you up (especially if he’s the one who made you angry)

you’d both be thriving on your hate for overly annoying people, i just know he’d make snarky comments about them that only you can hear

and oh my god SARCASM?! sign him up! he would be so happy that you’re not afraid of being a little mean. actually no, he would be p r o u d

i have a strong feeling that tsukki also has a vivid imagination (he definitely tends to zone out too), so you guys would have insanely great conversations about whatever’s going on in your respective minds

and i’m 100% sure that tsukishima would be looking for someone whose love language is words of affirmation, because we all know he just needs someone to tell him that he’s doing great ❤️

#matchups are closed rn :(#[matchups]🧩

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kingneptunesthinninghead · 3 years ago

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How much do you weigh? what a weirdly personal question

If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? sitting in the shade reading a book

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them? yes but not in a way that will ever be truly fulfilling

What’s your opinion on people who go hunting for sport? i live in a very rural area so i grew up with hunting for sport extremely normalized but once i actually developed and used my critical thinking skills i realized how morally reprehensible it is. literally just begging these people to use their brains.

Do you have a fairly fast or slow internet connection? eh its pretty fast

Have you ever been someplace tropical? florida lmao

Are you sensitive to caffeine? somewhat. i dont really consume it that much

How do you usually get around? driving myself

Have you ever been accused of being too clingy? no bc i’m generally pretty independent unless i reallyyyy like someone

What do you think about Kim Kardashian? neutral

Can you speak any French? je parle un peu français

Favorite yogurt flavor? i’m lactose intolerant so i recently tried dairy free yogurt and i hated it sooo i guess none

How much money do you have in your wallet right now? i dont have any cash in my wallet rn lol

What bottled water brand do you like? deer park or aquafina

Your favorite way to eat chocolate? brownies

How often do you listen to country music? sometimes.

Linkin Park or Avenged Sevenfold? neither

Last surgery you had? my wisdom teeth surgery

Have you ever played guitar? no but i wish i could

Is there someone in your life whose career/life choices you find immoral/unethical? Have you ever told that person your views? Do you find it difficult to support them (emotionally or otherwise) because of their choices? um i dont think so

What trait do you feel you lack that you wish you possessed? a little more confidence

Have you ever considered writing your memoirs? maybe

Do you find it difficult to stay invested in online relationships? i dont have very many online friends anymore but when i had a bunch i loved talking to them

Are you the type of person who pays close attention to the release dates of movies, music, etc., and will, for example, go see a movie or buy an album on the date it is released? If so, when is the last time you did so? only for something i really like.

Do you have any stickers on your laptop? a bunch

Would you rather have a job for which you had to go in early in the morning or one you had to stay late into the evening at? early in the morning so then i have the rest of the day to myself when i get off

Do you use any apps to track your health or medications? i have a workout app but that’s it.

Whose opinions/recommendations do you value most? my mom, sister, and my 2 best friends

If you could’ve been at any historical event, which would you have liked to witness firsthand? probably the women’s suffrage movement or the civil rights movement

Is there something that you really want to do but are afraid of doing? If so, why are you afraid of doing it?i want to tell him how i feel but i’m afraid i’ll ruin the friendship

What is something society “expects” you to do that you don’t want to do and/or don’t plan on doing? wear a tampon i’m sorry but i can’t do it

Have Jehovah's Witnesses ever come to your door? no

Are you well-known by people in your area? eh somewhat

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? no and i dont want to

What's your favourite type of bird? owls!!

What tv show(s) have you been watching currently? i’m watching loki, hsmtmts, planning to watch s2 of never have i ever, and i started one piece but i haven’t watched in a while

Have you ever dated a smoker? no but that might change😳

Do you share a middle name with any of your siblings? no

Have you ever been a member in a band? No.

Can you cry on command? If so, have you ever used it to your advantage? No.

Do you have separate emails for personal and business? i have my school email and personal email

Have you ever missed a flight? no

Have you ever seen a lunar eclipse? i think so.

Have you ever taken a ride in a convertible? i literally rode in my best friend’s convertible last night lmao

Why did you last need to use a band-aid? i dont remember

What fruit do you eat most often? bananas and clementines

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? maybe my great uncle?

Has someone ever tried to start an argument with you over Facebook? What happened? no but i’ve been in a few on insta and twitter.

Have you ever had an unusual type of milk (eg. oat, rice, almond)? i don’t straight up drink milk but i love things made with almond milk.

If you could experience life as a Disney princess for a week, which princess would you pick and why? elsa i want ice powers

When you’re at home, do you spend most of your time in your room? sometimes but normally during the day i’m in the living room with my family

If you like to sleep in late, have your parents ever told you off for doing so? No.

Do you find piercings attractive? Yep.

Do you like potato chips? Loooove 'em.

What’s the most stalker-like/creepy thing you’ve ever done? If you don’t think you’ve done anything like that, what’s the most stalker-like thing someone’s done to you? i’ve looked up a few people’s houses on zillow in my day.

Do you think it’s a double standard that a woman can hit a man and expect to get away with it, but if a man hits a woman it’s assault? absolutely, you shouldn’t hit anyone

What’s your favorite old Disney movie and favorite new Disney movie? my top 3 are princess and the frog, tangled, and frozen 2. i also love the little mermaid

Name something “trendy” or popular that you dislike. idrk

“Dirty talk” in the bedroom…love it, like it, don’t care, dislike it, or hate it? it depends on what it is. it should also be mixed with some loving or praise talk imo

What is/are your favorite type(s) of ethnic food, and what’s your favorite food within that type? i LOVE italian food specifically fettuccine alfredo and i also love asian food such as general tso’s, sweet and sour chicken, lo mein, shrimp fried rice, LUMPIA 🤤

How would you describe your relationship with your hair over the years? i’ve always liked my hair color and thickness. i always go back and forth between growing it out long and cutting it short bc i can never choose which i like more also it has lots of red undertones so i’m thinking about dyeing it a deep red

How do you feel about your SO daily/regularly checking up on a couple of his exes on social media? hypothetically it would be a red flag to me. a clear sign they haven’t moved on from the past

Do you prefer your guy to wear cologne or not? a good smelling cologne on a man will quite literally make me bust a nut.

Ladies, how important is it to you that your SO wears/would wear a wedding ring? i’d want them to unless it didnt fit or something

What was the turning point that led you to decide for or against having children? i’m very close with my family so i’ve always loved the idea of having one of my own with my future spouse

Is having your “dream” wedding really that important to have? i definitely have ideas for my wedding and i would want it to go a certain way according to our plan but in the end if things go wrong or plans change it wouldn’t matter as long as i’m marrying the loml.

Do you consider it cheating if your SO goes to a strip club and then doesn’t tell you? i wouldn’t consider it cheating if he was just watching but i would be angry that he hid it from me

How old is too old for trick-or-treating? i dont think it matters unless ur posing a danger to little children

Do you sleep with your arms over or under the covers? depends but mostly under

Do you own any t-shirts of your favorite band? i have nsync and harry styles shirts but thats it

Fries or onion rings? Fries.

True/False: you’ve had an odd dream this week. all the time but most of the time i forget them right after i wake up

Do you find tattoo sleeves attractive? depends

Do you like carving pumpkins? Yeah.

What’s an animal you want to have as a pet but can’t? i think raccoons are adorable but its kindaaaa hard to domesticate them

Have your parents ever caught you drinking? no bc my parents let me drink in the house and i’ve told them abt every time i’ve drank at college

How would you react if your celebrity crush came to your door? i would absolutely piss and shit on myself.

Has your mom/dad ever walked in on you kissing or anything more with someone? no

The person you have a crush on is drunk and goes to kiss you, you know they don’t realize what they’re doing, but do you kiss anyways? i would stop it even if i want to bc i don’t want them to regret anything and i wouldn’t want them to kiss me if they don’t like me bc it would hurt too much.

What would you prefer to get from a guy/girl: flowers, a hand written poem, a picture he drew of you or a nice night out? i would love them all but something abt a guy taking the time to write a poem for me makes me melt

Do you any shirts with any kind of images of food on them? no.

Which holiday is the most fun to decorate for? halloween

What was the first website you had an email account on? gmail

Have you ever written a fanfic? YES AHSHDH.

Tattoos or piercings? tats for sure.

What’s the last gross movie/show/video you saw? the scene where alexei breaks the inmate’s wrist in black widow is SO GROSS i cringe every time

Would you rather live in a huuuge house or a little cozy one? definitely a little cozy one

Do you have a tutor for anything? No.

Who’s the best kisser you know? i’ve only kissed one person.

Has anyone ever threatened you with a knife? No. I'd like it to stay that way.

(If you’re a girl) Has anyone ever called you "shortie" instead of girl? no and i hope they dont

Do you have a deep voice? not really

Do you play games with boys/girls, like 'hard to get’? no thats dumb

Is there a Sonic where you live? yes i’m a whore for sonic

What do you like on your pizza? pepperoni or sausage

#surveys #survey

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queenofallimagines · 5 years ago

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Mirio with his Hawaiian s/o who go to Disney in Tokyo with Nei Nei,Tama & Yuyu💜🏰✨

Okay so I don’t know shit about any island that isn’t from the Caribbean so all of this comes from google and I will try my very best!

Also I’m just now realizing this might’ve been a different request based on how it was worded but you know what it’s all good

Mirio:

- he’s excited

- You have him a cute lei with yellow flowers

- He’s crying

- “This is beautiful sunflower!”

- He will try and make you one too lmao

- Once your at the park it’s go time

- Going on all the romantic rides together

- Eating everything in the park possible

- He will cry when he sees Donald Duck

- “Babe,,,,,it’s him!!!!”

- He’s such a child it’s adorable

- “ Ohana means family.”

- “Mirio I love you but WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT.”

- He’s a secret Disney fanatic

- He’s seen all the moves and all the sequels

- Lilo and stitch three will always make him cry

- cinderella three is probably his favorite because of the ending

- He has watched all of the room Disney crossovers

- Like when the kids from recess went to Hawaii and met Lilo and stitch

- Or when Jake long from American Dragon met them too

- Jake long is his hero

- Like LMAOO

- He would totally get a dragon tattoo but you know Japan associates tattoos with the yakuza down there so it’s best if he didn’t

- Will draw one on his skin tho

- “IF YOU WISH APOUN A STAAAAAR.”

- He’s going to sing along with all of the music on the ride

- You are exasperated because he’s taking so many pictures

- “Is it necessary?”

- “ Babe please we have to show Instagram how fucking perfect we are for each other.”

- A true clown lmao

- Tomorrowland is probably his favorite place to go

- He’s a sucker for things that have to do with the future like he seen back to the future at least 12 times

- Wants to go to western land BC !!! He’s never really been to the west much less America so it would be an interesting experience

Neijere:

- she’s so fucking excited

- It may not be Hawaii but she’s definitely going to take you there after this

- ‘If I take them home they can show me how it was like growing up!!’

- That’s her only train of thought and you can’t stop her

- Will dress super cute the entire time

- She is a part-time Instagram model so you guys will be taking a lot of pictures

- Captions like

- “Look at my beautiful s/o!”

- “They are so cute eating food!!”

- Fantasyland is her fav

- She loved all of the whimsical movies as a kid because it reminded her of studio Ghibli

- She was more of a Fleischer kid perfecting Betty boop to Minnie Mouse

- But she does like the whimsy feeling they are going for

- Animation is her special interest

- If your an artist she will love your art style and the way you animate

- Throwing subtle jabs at how Disney is a fucking theif though

- “ isn’t it crazy how somebody did this like 20 years before Disney but they use their money and power to cover them up what a shame.”

- She’s pretty dark so bimbos initiation is probably her favorite

- Man on the mountain is right under that

- (Can you tell I’m really into Cuphead? because I really like cuphead lmao and Cab Calloway the cartoon musician)

- Little Green Alien Mochi Dumplings Are heR fav to eat BC they’re absolutely adorable

Tamaki:

- is super nervous to be around so many people at once

- He has you with him so he’ll be OK

- To be honest if you’ve been dating for a while and you’re that far in a relationship he will probably propose here

- on the Adventureland boat thing

- Drags you to all the cool food places

- “Look they have a princess and the frog cafe!!”

- (My black ass brain was like I could’ve made your gumbo if you want it LMAOO)

- He eats everything and I mean e v e r y t h I b g

- Ukiwah shrimp bun is probably his fav

- Will periodically ask you things about your home while you’re on this trip

- “What kinda stuff is you eat?”

- Lmao it’s always good with him

- The gyoza sausage bun is a close favorite

- He is no scaredy-cat when it comes to roller coasters he wants to ride the biggest most scariest ones

- He watches those Disneyland conspiracy theory videos in his spare time

- “ do they really have a ride filled with the ashes of children??”

- “ yeah Florida is pretty wild.”

- He wants to go to every Disney land lmao

- Will take you home on his birthday

- “Show me around bunny.”

Mt. Lady:

- i’m hoping these are the characters you meant because I’m just realizing maybe they’re not

- She lives that broke hero life lmao

- She be having other people pay for her

- So when she just up and says

- “ hey I took like half of a month off from my agency we’re going to Hawaii and then Disneyland Tokyo.”

- You’re shocked

- Like where did this money come from was she just sitting on it the entire time

- Yeah

- you go to Disneyland first BC she’s scared to meet your family lmao

- Mike Wazowski melon bread is her fav

- It’s so cute!!!

- She’s gunna be dragging you to all the kid rides

- Taking pictures to add to her secret file of pics of you

- Smiling like a fool

- Will feed you deserts

- Watching movies in the hotel

- Cuddling

- Mickey-shaped waffles for breakfast every day

- She will try to hulla and fail at it

- Lmao not even close she’s just like no omg her hips like a 12 year old on tic tok

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