#best rhymes

[deny-the-issue]

Roses are red

You're named Deny

But we can't reject the idea of,

Silco's thighs ❤️

Happy Valentine's Day!

You rhymed Deny with Thighs?????

Sweaty!!!!! I love you darling ❤️❤️❤️

[lyculuscaelus]

Diomedes being the first name ever spoken in Epic the Musical is enough for me.

[zishuge]

The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 12

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - The Grid

[maybeyoullfindthissomeday]

Squares

36 years    it shall be       at midnight,    and if you do       the simple math,          it'll be the sixth            of my rollercoaster life. and I reminisce   when you were 25,       the fifth of your years,    when our paths crossed,       when you inadvertently         helped to calm            all of my fears, offering me    a protein bar       during a hurricane          of self-doubt and dread;    your compassion       unraveled the webs          in my heavy head. A decade ago    I would’ve bet       every single dime    that there’s no way       I reach 49,          yet in this moment             I long to arrive. So bear with me    as I try       to jinx fate,    but the next 13,       if they’re spent          by your side,             I can boldly await, dancing them away    as seasons       slowly unwind,    while we learn       how to love once more          as our years             intertwine. Would you pardon me    as I reveal       my hand of hearts    and shoot the moon       to intrepidly wish          the next chapters             won’t tear us apart?

[soupmanspeaks]

something something headcanon Michael wrote a good amount of the Fnaf songs as a way of coping with the horrors™️ so like in his handy dandy notebook, right next to his plans of arson and vivid drawings of nightmares, it reads "I can see you there, warmth and life, why don't you share, it's been many years, stuck here living with out fears-" and it doubles as Michael trying to categorize all the information he's learnt and helping him process all this information and it gives this really funny visual of later on, Gregory asking Glamrock Freddy something from the past of Fazbear Entertainment or his previous family drama and then Freddy just starts humming and muttering "....mmm all stay strong, we live eternally, all is well in mmmmm pure insanity, mmmmm-AH!- here is your answer, Gregory! :333" no because imagine he shows Gregory "Too Far" (by CK9C) and Greg's like "Thats......a lot of yelling." "I was going through a rough time haha." -listens to it further before taking of the headphones- "...You good man?" "I'm really not, but we ball, Gregory."

[luck-of-the-drawings]

FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.

[brian-in-finance]

The hate and ridicule of T is in full force again because he wasn't at the event C attended on Thursday with the explanation that she was alone due to her +1 being in CA. 🤦🤣

What are you talking about, Anon? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Where could you possibly see “hate and ridicule of T?” Almost everyone in Mordor appreciates him for the quiet support he lends his wife. And 📻🧌 Radio Mordor announced more than a year ago she/The Shire is here to encourage and support and honour C and S. The Shire talks about supporting them equally and wishing only the best for them. How would hating and ridiculing C’s husband rate as encouraging or supporting or honouring or wishing her the best? You must be mistaken.

I’m wondering if you proofread your message before sending it? If T, C’s plus-one, was in California on Wednesday, of course he wouldn’t be at JM’s Townhouse in London. Silly Anon! 😂

Jessica McCormack • The Townhouse • 7 Carlos Place • Mayfair London Instagram

JessicaMcCormack

Remember… sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence. — Oscar Wilde

Seriously… 🙄

[pepperuni]

A lil TADC drawing because I finally joined the bandwagon (nearly a year late LMAO) :)

[chibittore]

There are reasons why Tau is generally disliked amongst the other segments. For example, only a scant few of them appreciated his approach to The Major General's Song.

[sweettjrose]

Came up with a Disney Comic Villains Teacher AU this is what I have:

Peg Leg Pete (Mr. Pete) - P.E. Teacher

Also works as the Coach for the Wrestling and Football Teams

Doesn't put much effort in teaching but cares a lot about getting his teams to win through ruthless practices or any other means cheating

Married to the Art Teacher

Trudy Van Tubb (Mrs. Van Tubb) - Art Teacher

The most beloved teacher at the school

Expanded the art program to also include fashion design and jewelry making

Does not allow anyone to hurt or insult her students

Works with the Drama Teacher to keep the arts department alive and funded, despite constant threats of closure

Sylvester Shyster (Mr. Shyster) - Civics Teacher

A good teacher who is able to make what could easily be a boring class entertaining

Part of this is that he often shows the shady side of the politics and slips in loopholes and ways to get around the laws he teaches

Knows all the school codes, rules, and statutes by heart as well as how to get around them.

Spends a lot of time with the P.E. and Arts teacher

Portis Egmont (Mr. Egmont) - Chemistry Teacher

One of the many science teachers at the school

Can be seen as a bit boring, but grabs the kids attention by showing off cool inventions and experiments he works on in his free time

Constantly feels like he is competing and proving himself against the other science teachers (Ecks, Doublex, Triplex, etc.)

Is related to the P.E. Teacher and is visited by the Drama Teacher a lot

The Phantom Blot (Mr. Blot) - Drama / Music Teacher

Has very high standards and can be very strict and intimidating

Has bigger plans for his career (Principal, Head of the School Board, Taking over the entire Department of Education) but is working as a teacher for now

Only teaches music to find the best musicians and singers for his plays

But his students still like him as he can be very charming on his better days, clearly knows what he's doing, and is partially why the arts department is still alive

Sponsors many of the clubs including the drama, track, and robotics club

Scuttle - Janitor / Bus Driver / Cook / Etc.

Not a teacher but still a well known and well loved member of the staff

Usually tasked with random odd jobs throughout the school outside of his typical duties

The students love him for all the silly and entertaining shenanigans he gets into

Spends a lot of time with the P.E., Chemistry, Arts, and Drama Teacher

Dr. Vulter (Dr. Vulter) - JROTC (Military Prep) / Environmental Science Teacher

The kids in his JROTC program are extremely loyal and obedient to him

Even his science students know not to mess with him

It is mystery on whether his kids are actually doing a normal JROTC program or something a bit more, but people are too scared to try and find out

His past is also a mystery, though he does have a lot of aquatic memorabilia

The Rhyming Man (Mr. Rhyme) - Creative Writing / Language Arts Teacher

Talks in rhyme as he teaches

Pretty good at teaching, though is known for brutal grading, having erratic temperamental behavior at times, and in general just being scary

Nobody really knows anything about him as he usually keeps to himself and focuses only on teaching his class.

The only person he really talks to is Dr. Vulter, though he does seems to strongly dislike the Drama Teacher

[hellsite-detective]

Dear detective,

Can you find the "roses are red, that much is true, but violets are not fucking blue" post please?

Thank you!

roses are red we know that is true i must find a post on if violets are blue

to find this post i needed advice so i asked my pal Google hopin' they would be nice

so i made my request so that i could go file it askin' for posts on how violets are violet

they passed me the post that i searched so hard for and i thanked that ol' Don for the post that they harbored

i filed the post another job done i laid down my head with another case won

Post Case: Closed

[lunearobservatory]

it's bongos (ft. megan thee stallion) by the way

and in case u cant read my fucky aah handwriting in the second panel

NV: Motherfucker!! What song is this!! I must perform with it

WA: I will send 2 u LOL

learning how to draw again. slowly

[automatonwithautonomy]

i have spent all week watching x-men movies and the key is. do not give a fuck about x-men movies. timelines? who gives a shit. comic accuracy? don't care even a little bit. quality film?? never heard of it.

[weirdoughnut]

Chapters: 1/38 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, (fractionally; see the authors note)

(All 38 chapters are written! Updates will come every 1-2 weeks. You need to have read up to HoO for this; ToA, TSaTS, and MCGA are optional.)

HELLO pjo fandom. Did or do you:

lose your shit when Reyna took the oath?

miss the funny chapter titles?

want to see the Hunters written without the focus on their anti-boy shtick?

enjoy fanfics that makes breadloaves out of canon’s crumbs of detail?

prefer to read works written by someone on meth (as opposed to Uncle Rick’s crack (i don’t mean this. thank u rick))?

remember to drink water?

forget to drink water?

want Jason back?

gay?

If you answered “yes” to at least one of these (even the water ones; the bar is low), then The Daughters of Rome is up your alley! Read more if you still need convincing, hit the link if you don’t, and please go away if you somehow answered “no” to every single question. I am scared of you.

DoR picks up a few days after The Sun and the Stars but diverges from several things established in ToA. Some of these divergences are handwaves (like Reyna relinquishing her aegis), but others hugely impact the story (like Jason’s death). This fic is pretending to be the latest instalment to the Rickverse; many characters are OCs, including Reyna’s co-narrator. We get a whole new set of prophecies and pick up on ToA’s loose threads.

The writing aims to be wholeheartedly queer, multicultural, and ““taboo””—because it’s fun and we’re sexy and I like to eat people’s yummy food. DoR isn’t a grittier/dirtier/whateverier version of canon, it’s just a fic that let me write about what I know and begin to learn about stuff I didn’t.

Essentially: Rick has a diverse cast; that fucks, make it louder. Just because!

That said, I wanted to have fun writing a story. There isn’t a letter in this final version that I didn’t enjoy putting to paper. If you wanna know what “fun” looks like to a yapping literary nerd with chronic hangnails and a bottle of methylphenidate, DoR is feverishly symptomatic. please read or i’ll cry like this 😢

[ramblesbiab]

t4t rapper who is also subtly threatening someone: I tell em the pipe bomb when I’m in that male box / You’ll learn I’m good at shooting as soon as my girl cocks