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what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

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Okay but guys, the scene where Jayce and Vik hug and Viktor looks like THIS

This is NOT longing, not afffection --- this is resignation. This is a realization and immediate acceptance of "oh, this isnt important to me anymore. He cares so much and I did, too, in some far away past, but I dont reciprocate this anymore."

His return of the hug is indulgence, because its the appropriate thing to do, but it is not with any warmth. His priorities are forever altered. He cant even feel Jayce's warmth when he hugs him.

This is removed PITY.

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Getting a canon trans woman character was not on my bingo card but damn am I happy about it

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Most normal gay situationship outcomes

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Wish you were here , in honor of season 2

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You dip out, and the whole world flips over...

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Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become magic Jesus

Compromise your principles and age 20 years

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this parallel drives me crazy

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ARCANE | 2.02 “Watch It All Burn”

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kinda love this little family of fucked up ladies we’ve got going on

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x02 - “Watch It All Burn” ↳ "You need not suffer anymore."

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No but Jayce must have been so confused. Like imagine you almost get exploded by a terrorist attack and your partner almost dies so to save him you, a) discover that he has a purple leg because he let your decade long science project drink his blood or whatever and then b) use his notes to do more illegal and immoral magic-science to encase him in a goop chamber so your decade long science project can rebuild his body.

Then you sleep next to his goop-cocoon for who knows how long before suddenly he's crawling out of the goop naked as the day he was born and purple from head to toe, then when you're all like "I finally understand now" (crazy btw) "let's do science together for the rest of our days <3" he suddenly and without warning tells you he wants a divorce and then nopes out of not only your office but the country -- still purple and naked as the day he was born btw

Like. What do you even do with that?

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The fact that Caitlyn finds out about the ventilation system her mom made to help the zaunites have clean air because she thought that they deserved to breathe, and Caitlyn immediately weaponized that against them?Simultaneously demonstrating the dark path she is heading down while also implying that Cassandra would not approve of the path her daughter is going down.

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Jayce you better go get your damn wife from wherever the hell she is then take your ass to the undercity and pick up your damn husband, he is naked and becoming jesus. Thank you..

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goddd, something i can’t get over is how jayce didn’t even fucking spare a second glance at viktor’s augmented leg. AND he didn’t even judge him at all or how he looked after he came back to consciousness. he’s just like i would love viktor even if he was a worm, im just glad he’s alive and here with me.

and then when viktor left, he just slept all night in the lab, looking rough and being completely miserable.

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When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student