#best of snoots

[nanavn]

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#for the non horse types: a teaser mare is a mare in heat who helps get a stud excited so he can go through semen collection or just to get

#him in the mood or gauge how he's gonna perform for a live cover-- irl breeding-- that day. a teaser mare is just like. idk horse porn?

#she shouldnt be reachable bro!! and i cannot imagine a normal scenario where putting a way too small human condom on a horny stallion #somehow feels safer and less risky than just moving the mare away or having a half barrier or-- god forbid-- training the stallion better.

#stupid things like this always come down to people not knowing how to gently but firmly work with stallions. i swear people never train the

#and keep them boxed up all day with no socialization with other horses and then let them out only to collect or breed and no wonder theyre

#aggro and insane. at least types like this. also like: if youve ever seen a horny stallion. even a well behaved one is gonna shift and danc

#around and do the little stallion dance and make noises. why the hell would you wait till

#his dick has dropped and get under there and try to roll a condom on!!!! im sorry for all the horse dick talk im just floored. so unsafe.

#and weird. just plain weird.

The teaser mare is like a fluffer, so this is basically a male porn actor fucking the fluffer off cam, while wearing a thimble as 'protection'.

It's ...

I just wanted to share with you that one of my university's riding mares accidentally got pregnant because they lent her out to be a teaser for a local stud, and the stud's owner put a Trojan Magnum condom on the stud, which apparently broke.

Oh. My. God.

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

AU where Iggy is a Worm-on-a-String Dog instead of a Boston Terrier

[existenceisirrational]

*through gritted teeth*

"I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I AM AN AVERAGE PERSON. I ENGAGE WITH THIS CHARACTER A REGULAR AMOUNT"

*opens another fanfiction*

*opens another fanfiction*

*opens ano*

[nerdalmighty]

That's Kaliah Tower! We did it!

[idlenight]

As promised here is my little project, they ended up being a bit more than just sketches haha.

I am quite happy with how all these came out, some were more challenging and fiddly than others but I definitely learned something in all this, I'm sure.

@capricule's Cyrus + Ricardo

@silvery-bluish's Arsinoe + Herald

@wonda-fhr's David + Ricardo

@m3k-fhr's Cyn + Spoon

and lastly my own Sidestep River + Chen.

Thank you to everyone who wanted to particpate, I hope you enjoy the finished pieces!

[cinlat]

We'll call this failing....I think Ahuska might be immune to Fynta's charm. But I love this piece so much @dingoat

[helido24]

I never said goodbye. . .

Those ambar eyes. . .

[purrpowerco]

❤️ To Boop 🐾

[drowningferret-x]

Boop the boy!

[astrayartist]

Okay, you might hate me for this but-

Same pose. Not the same situation, AT ALL. I just found this interesting.

[kamil-a]

assorted residents

[asheanon]

✨ Live Snoot Boop Report ✨

This just in. Snoots have been booped! 🐾

Lorien doesn't quite know what to make of all this snoot booping. Seems a little funny. He isn't sure if he should feel flattered or insulted! His snoot is very special. Not to be booped by a mere coddling boop. It should be booped with the utmost pride and affection.

Mina appreciates any and all boops! In fact, she seems to be the only one of the bunch that is just happy to be here in Boop Town, USA. She and all of her Friends are out and about, still accepting more snoot boops!

Branson and his rather commendably-sized snoot received quite a few boops! To his utmost chagrin, he was the snoot-booping favorite! Needless to say, he is now in hiding. Lorien feels oddly jealous him, despite his conflicted feelings on the matter.

And last, but not least...

All of the snoot boops Sal has received...

Were happily and regrettably, at times intercepted by he. Every single one. At least, for now...

[alilweirddragon]

Making this atm should I add the fluff on the cheek (both sides I mean)?

[xeneric-shrooms]

Man I really picked the perfect colours for my custom progen, all basic looks fucking great with a lot of the ancients ESPECIALLY AURABOA

Ehhehehheheheeeee a lot of the unaccented prim genes also look good paired with the basic blood

[nicoscheer]

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So lovely to see our friend @mileskane today 🙏🏽 ❤️

Mamma Maria was happy to see him and was so busy taking pics with Miles she distracted from getting on with her work😂....listen to her telling me off in the video's…😂

#mammaweloveyou #homemadepudding #thebest

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[dewwdr0p]

House/pet sitting this week and I absolute love this lil gal 🥺