#bernie bro

[uncivildiscourse]

Vintage 2016 Photoshop I did for the election out of the Clash at Demonhead videogame box art (1989)

[garthnadermemestash]

The star of a reality tv game show has been indicted four times now.

[kirbism]

I'm really ngl the "[popular thing to hate] bros" meme is getting really old.

[aktionpak]

David Feldman and Michael Brooks. That comedic/political balance. How do we even talk to "lefties from way back?"

[sunshin3babeart]

Bernice "Bernie" Miller is a post canon OC! Dermott tells Hank she's his girlfriend (lying) because they used to work together at the mall grocery store. She took a selfie with him on his last day there before leaving for OSI.

🤣 Dermott, being Dermott, assumes Hank has no reason to go back to the mall if he's not there himself for Hank to visit lol. So Hank quickly finds out Dermott is lying but makes a brand new friend!!! The most normal person he's genuinely ever met!

[ravenkings]

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

some white liberal about to expose their racism for the world to see: NO, no, no, NO, no see this election doesn't actually say anything about how racist people are. kamala harris lost because she was an exceptionally terrible candidate to run. like, she did not tap dance hard enough for the white voters and they felt "excluded" by her campaign. why???? it's definitely not racism. she just didn't focus on the concerns of the "working class people" enough. it was NOT racism. you know who they should have ran instead of her? bern-

[shoyoackerman]

Just finished watching godzilla x kong the new empire. Tell me why I was more entertained by nonhumans who couldn’t speak than the actual humans with boring ass, lame ass, predictable dialogue.

The only exceptions being Bernie and Trapper who were my favourites.

anyway, make a two hour film with just Godzilla and Kong fighting each other like frenemies who are unwilling to admit they lowkey like one another.

can’t forget skar king, bro had that whole anime villain pose during his introduction. Lowkey loved his character, wish he had more screen time to commit more crimes.

anyway, was much more enjoyable than I expected. 10/10 with the exception of getting face blasted by weed as soon as I walked outta the cinema (I vibe with those that do it, but not around kids)

And I will never admit to remembering every godzilla thirst edit bc than I have to admit the unbearable truth (I’m a monsterfu-)

Also maybe bc it’s been a good minute but I did not understand the plot point with the girl from skull island. I don’t understand why she was able to do what she did. Was confused and they rlly didn’t touch into that. So unless it was revealed in the previous movies and I just don’t remember. 1/10 for writing

[ringneckedpheasant]

the disparity in the level of class/political consciousness between my coworkers at my old store & my new one is crazy

[countesspetofi]

Can I go down to the DMV and get eight years taken off my age, because APPARENTLY it's FUCKING 2016 ALL OVER AGAIN.

I'm FUCKING sorry the Democratic candidate isn't FUCKING perfect enough for you fucking, FUCKING CRYBABIES.

If there was another viable candidate with the delegates and the numbers to take Trump down, don't you FUCKING think they would have come forward by now? Don't you think Joe would RATHER spend the next four FUCKING years relaxing in his backyard? Here's a hint for you fuckers: that candidate DOES NOT EXIST! And even if they did, it's too late to switch horses! WE ARE MIDSTREAM, BITCHES! Crank up the Tammy Wynette and STAND BY YOUR FUCKING MAN!

Don't you FUCKING ASSHOLES do this to me again, because my FUCKING heart can't take it. And I'm not talking any Romantic-era metaphor for sadness here; I'm talking about my LITERAL circulatory system and stress-induced myocardial ischemia, and I don't know if the treatment for that will be covered under a second Trump administration.

[erebusvincent]

She’s got the bros.

[garthnadermemestash]

Joe Biden is a Catholic ladies.

[strilondism]

in the 2024 election alpha rose wrote in oglogoth & alpha dave wrote in marianne williamson. unfortunately they split the democratic vote, resulting in icp presidency

[razziecat]

“I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote fo...

[sunshin3babeart]

Totally platonic friend hang out time.

[ravenkings]

this probably isn't an original take but i do kind of feel like a lot of the continued resentment of bernie dead-enders towards mainstream dems as well as their seeming sympathy to MAGA is that in 2016, they attempted what essentially amounted to an outside takeover of the democratic party like MAGA did with the republican party, but with the main difference being that the MAGA takeover succeeded and they were able to remake the republican party in their own image whereas the bernie bros failed bc mainstream dems didn't bend the knee, so now the ~~DNC~~ or whatever is the target of most of their ire bc they feel like they were not bestowed what they see as their rightful mandate