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[windybluebelles]

Bernard Dowd is approximately 15 years old, has just had his allowance cut off, was fired from his job, and is 99% sure that both his best friends are somehow involved in the mob.

(I mean he wasn’t entirely wrong on either front but hey ho, no use dwelling on it)

All this means is that he has no money and no good way to spend his free time as Tim and Darla are always “Busy”

So when he hears of an up and coming crime lord just desperate for new recruits, he jumps on it!

(Guys I swear he’s a good person most of the time, he’s also a teenager who is rude or die and if his besties are involved in the mob who’s to say he shouldn’t be?)

Jason Todd (who was really only mildly desperate for new recruits, thank you very much) takes one look at clearly a child Bernard and immediately turns him down.

Bernard does what everyone else in his generation did and just ignores him and starts following him around everywhere.

Hey! Atleast he doesn’t have a camera and isn’t in a cape!

Jason falls victim to the same thing that Bruce did and realises that Bernard will continue doing what he wants and the only thing he can do is either help him or break his legs. Unfortunately he has a policy against hurting kids, even bitchy annoying ones with stupid sunglasses.

Several years go by,

He no longer has those friends, he doesn’t speak with his parents, and he’s about to enter college. He really doesn’t have time to be one of Hood’s merry men anymore.

He quits the life of crime, accepts his last pay check, and gets given a personal number from his boss.

(Of course they aren’t friends, don’t be silly! Jason is glad to see the stupid kid gone, gone off to civilian life where he’ll never see him again!…)

Bernard starts college, a dual major in Medicine and Cookery cause he hates himself, and almost immediately joins a cult!

…Should he have stayed with the Crime Lord?

Probably! ANYWAY-

Another year or so passes, he leaves the cult, starts dating Timothy Drake-Wayne, eventually finds out his boyfriend is Robin, yadayadayada boringggg

Bernard is at Wayne Manor one day when he hears a voice he never thought he’d hear again.

And then it’s like that spider man meme idk, I can’t write guys I’m so sorry

[pardal-art]

Andy likes to cuddle.

Should Oscar wake him up? They’re gonna be late for work…

[thebirdsandthebats]

A couples squabble with TimBer

Tim: stop staring at me, I’m mad at you.

Bernard: I’m mad at you.

Tim: okay.

Bernard: okay.

……..

Tim: why are you still looking at me.

Bernard: you look cute 😒

Tim, trying not to laugh: we’re fighting, don’t flirt with me.

Bernard: what happened to free speech

Tim: god fucking dammit bear I’m trying to be mad at you

[nigft]

rendezvous

[bernardcalet]

Landscape in the stone, 2024

Photography

[arcanespillo]

The sheep or the horse, numb as the moon, need God to be sung unto them. The dog needs it too. He is sick of dead bodies.

The Saints Come Marching In, Anne Sexton\Dream a Little Dream of Me script\How to Be a Dog, Andrew Kane\Angel of Hope and Calendars, Anne Sexton

[coffeecakecatt]

Looking for a cute little gift or stocking stuffer for the holidays? I've got new holiday sticker designs on my Etsy, along with matching hand-made ornaments! They stickers are made of high-quality vinyl, are water-resistant, and go perfectly on anything from water-bottles to notebooks, while the ornaments are hand-stitched and hand-beaded felt!

Liven up your laptop or decorate your tree with winter-wonderland sheep or the snowy mountain rescue crew <here!>

[toastsartcorner]

Fuck you! *spiders your core 4*

[autisticvampireclub]

Heehee Batnard :} 💜🦇

[introspectivememories]

bruce fucking hates tim's boat. and he tries so hard to not let it show but like bruce is a billionaire baby who's never lived in anything but a sprawling estate so it's just fucking hilarious. so it just ends up like

tim showing off his boat: and here's the kitchen! so what'dya think bruce? real nice huh? rent's cheap too

bruce calling upon all of his batman training to not actively recoil: it's... nice.

[beeclops]

Jessica's Big Little World premieres Monday October 2nd at 8am!

In addition, the Craig of the Creek movie will come out "later this year."

[daddybird7]

This is the first time I draw chibi.

I've been adoring them since 2021, then I found a fanfiction on them on ao3. Later I got acquainted with the work of Martin Short (I was so let's say "obsessed" (in a good way) with his work.) In general, it's a long story. But these two will always be in my heart.

Maybe I'll publish my old works later.

[pardal-art]

Greeting your coworker with a kiss.

Some Andy x Oscar because they deserve more love. Anyways, hope you enjoy the shitty Sketch :)

[sleepymeepies]

One of the many fandoms I’m in is The Office fandom. This show was a big comfort for me in my tween years and even more so now that I’ve started watching it again at 18. My mom and dad love it too so it’s kind of like a family bonding thing as well. Anyway, I drew all the main characters plus Holly because I absolutely adore Holly!

I’m currently writing an episode of The Office! I’m writing Michael and Holly’s wedding as it’s an episode I’ve always wanted! It’s my first real piece of fan fiction so let me know if y’all want to see it! 🖤

More Gravity Falls and Once-ler sketches coming at some point! Sending love 🫶🖤

[droughtofapathy]

Every photo I see of the real (not Bebe Neuwirth) Avis DeVoto makes her look like such a bad bitch, as the kids say. This woman had style and flair. Look at that fur.

[kyotamination]

BIG TUNA

and dwight