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raynesbunny · 8 months ago

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WHAT MAKES THEM EMBARRASSED?

Mashle headcanon!

💌: GN!reader, fluff

⚠️: Ooc and maybe cringe, slight suggestive on Orter's part?

Requested by: @rainee-da

Characters: Orter Madl, Rayne Ames, Abyss Razor

Others: Guess who's back! I was thinking of finishing all the short stories before going back, though— but I don't want to keep you guys waiting! I'll feel very bad if I do so｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ Angst Rayne A. x reader coming soon! Still fixing a lot of errors<33 Enjoy reading, pookies!(≧▽≦) (this is my first time writing a headcanon so please do leave a message if there are errors!)

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Orter Màdl

♡ It's almost impossible to make this man feel embarrassed; he hardly shows any expressions regardless of what others do—always wearing a straight and serious face! Many have attempted to make him laugh and smile, but their efforts have always been in vain, no matter how much they've tried. It almost seemed like expressing emotions is against the rules to him!

♡ And then there's you, his dearest, his partner, his beloved, his darling, his sweetheart, his sunshine, his angel, his lover, the one who melted his icy heart and kept it warm—the only one capable of evoking emotions within him that he never thought he would experience someday. (although, this rule-obsessed man cannot bring himself to admit it openly!)

♡ If there's one thing that can make Orter feel embarrassed, it would be your unexpected, sneaky and quick yet soft kisses and pecks!

♡ Whenever you peck his cheek, his brain momentarily stops functioning, and his heart flutters. His body freezes (and a faint blush is visible on his cheeks) at the touch of your soft lips against his skin.

♡ Your innocent and delicate feathered kisses drives him wild, but he would never dare to utter a word about his longing for more of those adorable little kisses!

Extra:

♡ Today was another busy day for the young man, Orter Màdl. Well— busier than usual that he had forgotten to bring his lunch with him.

And here you are, now in his office to deliver the homemade lunch to your hard-working lover, along with an encouraging letter you poured your heart into creating!

Upon noticing your presence, Orter averted his gaze from his work and looked up at your approaching figure with a small bag in your hand.

"What brings you here?" he asked.

"You forgot your lunch at home, and I won't allow my man to work with an empty stomach, so I decided to bring it here to you," you replied.

Orter remained silent, choosing to turn his focus back to his paperwork. However, his shoulders seemed more relaxed now, and his facial expression had softened. That sight alone was enough for you to know that he was grateful, and he doesn't need to express it through words or pay you back.

(The pile of paperwork on his desk bothered you. You seriously wanted to help, but this stubborn boyfriend of yours would not let you, and you were left with no choice.)

(Last time, you tried helping him, but it only ended up with you wrapped in his sand magic.)

"Here's your lunch, by the way. Don't forget to eat it at lunchtime," you said, placing the small bag with his lunchbox inside on his desk. When you heard no answer, you glanced at him, seeing that he was focused on his work.

This seemed to be the perfect time to take the chance and sneak a kiss.

As your lips were about to reach his cheek, Orter turned around (on purpose), causing your lips to meet his instead.

You were about to pull away immediately, only for the desert cane to grab your wrists, pin you down on his desk and deepen the kiss, preventing you from moving and keeping the kiss from breaking. Leaving you breathless and blushing, a flustered mess.

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Rayne Ames

♡ Just like the rule-obsessed divine visionary, he's often cold and serious. But believe me when I say that he isn't cruel! He's just having a hard time expressing that he actually cares for the people, especially those whom he's fond of, interested in, and of course- you.

♡ Speaking of you, you are his everything. He'd do anything to keep you safe, make you feel loved, respected, and comforted! Even with his busy schedule, he'll find a way to prioritize you, no matter what. (You matter the most in his life, aside from his rabbits and Finn, of course he'll prioritize those who are important to him.) Though, there are times that he must attend to his duties first, but he'll be sure to make it up to you! It just takes some time, and hopefully you'll understand.

♡ And when I say you're his everything, I mean; you're his joy, his comfort, his warmth, his flower, his world, his dream, his reason to smile, his strength, his motivation, his star, his light—

♡ If there is something that makes this man embarrassed, it's the way you know or understand what he wants (sometimes mentioning it) and letting him know that you have given him your consent!

♡ He will hesitate at first, but will give in as soon as he knows that you are certain. Like those days where he was staring down at your lips with a troubled expression, and this will never go unnoticed by you.

♡ You held yourself back from laughing, it was truly an adorable and amusing sight!

♡ You would press your forehead against his, your lips parting to mutter the words that you have given him your consent.

♡ Rayne's face would turn bright red, his gaze snapping to you with a look of embarrassment. He cannot believe he got caught again!

♡ You chuckled at the expression on his face, but your laughter died down when Rayne immediately brought his lips to meet yours in a gentle yet firm kiss, the contact sending a warm shiver down your spine.

Extra:

♡ You were playing with Rayne's pet rabbits in your shared room, wearing the comfortable rabbit hoodie that matched with your boyfriend but in your favorite color.

"There! All done!" You chirped and stroked Usao's fluffy fur, staring at all the rabbits decorated with ribbons in awe.

"[Name.]"

At the sound of his voice calling your name, you turned around to face him. Once you did, you're met with himself close to you, the sudden closeness making your eyes widen in surprise and confusion. "Is something the matter?"

(It was hard reading him this time, not even a single clue was visible! Is he doing this on purpose?)

Said boyfriend shook his head before gently taking your hand in his, caressing it tenderly.

He closed his eyes and brought your hand up to his lips for him to place a soft and long kiss.

The kiss lasted for a while and it took you some time to process what just happened. When you did, you found yourself stunned and flustered.

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Abyss Razor

♡ Believe when I say THAT THIS MAN GETS ALL FLUSTERED WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO. (You were just too much for his heart to handle, he might explode in embarrassment.)

♡ Even the simplest, smallest things you do, like getting close to him, holding his hand, or even a gentle poke on the cheek, headpats, or your compliments, cause him to freeze in embarrassment or leave him trembling and a stuttering mess. (Even your smile and voice!)

♡ The last time this happened was when you were combing his hair and you stopped when you caught a whiff of the scent of his hair.

You drew closer to him, hoping to smell that pleasant fragrance again.

"Say, Abyss, what shampoo do you use?"

♡ He responded with silence, you were just too close to him! Close enough that his brain stopped functioning!

♡ Abyss.exe has stopped working.

♡ You are welcome to shower this lover of yours with affection, but please have mercy! He has zero experience when it comes to this! (Your affections for him might be the cause of his death /j)

♡ He is so adorable, please don't ever hurt him. Cherish him with all your heart, for goodness' sake! He deserves all the love and care.<33

Extra:

Your fingers brushed the silky strands of your lover's hair, tucking it behind his ear before clipping it with a ribbon. (I live for the coquettish display<33)

Once you were done, you gasped at the sight of your lover with his hair neatly down and a ribbon clipped in place.

"My goodness! You look beautiful, my love, as always!"

"Even with my cursed evil eye?"

"Nonsense! I find your evil eye unique and beautiful! Even with or without that, you will always be a beauty in my eyes, both on the outside and the inside!"

Just as he was about to respond, you gently placed your finger on his lips and embraced him, burying your face in his stomach.

"Hush! Don't even think of saying those words. Your cursed evil eye has nothing to do with who you are! You have done nothing wrong! If no one else will accept the whole of you aside from Abel, then I WILL. I do not care what that evil eye of yours will do to me, I am willing to embrace everything in you. I will always love you, even with all your flaws. Nothing and no one can change my mind and my heart—"

You stopped yourself from rambling when you felt a sudden drop of liquid fall on top of your head.

"Abyss?"

You sat up to check on him, only for panic to rush through you as your eyes met his face that is soaked with tears.

"Did I say something wrong? Please, don't cry and tell me what's wrong! It pains me to see you in tears!" (You might cry too /j)

Receiving no response from him, you were left with no choice but to embrace him in a hug, hoping that it could provide him solace.

Abyss wrapped his arms around you in return, his tears soaking the fabric on your shoulder. (Which you did not mind at all.)

He could never be more grateful than being accepted despite the flaws he bore, especially his very own evil eye.

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I'll add a few more characters for this headcanon after writing the second angst I'm planning to write! I hope you enjoyed reading my first headcanon! Have a great, wonderful day or night, lovelies!💌

#💌.astria writes!#💌.astria's hcs!#mashle x reader #mashle #rayne ames x reader #orter madl x reader #abyss razor x reader

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megabuild · 2 months ago

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bit of a ramble below! tl:dr; i have insane person problems and realised that this blog isn't healthy for me so won't be coming back until i'm in a better place, i have no intent on deleting it but may password protect it in the coming days for my own peace of mind :P love yall!

the absolute basics on my situation is that i almost certainly have OCD, have been vocal about this likelihood in the past, and while i was aware i was susceptible to obsessions and compulsions irt online interactions and my posts on here i was not actually aware of how debilitating the effect this was having on my life was until i went completely cold turkey and blocked tumblr from all my devices. like genuinely night and day. i have so much more free time when i'm not spending it constantly name searching on every platform available and scrolling through my blog over and over to be sure that i didn't post a slur by accident lol. i'd rather not get into some of the stupider details of shit ive done in the name of perceived moral purity because that's nobody's business but trust me when i say it was like a weight got lifted off my fucking shoulders lol like i was having regular delusions about making a post so bad grian himself would say i should kill myself on stream and believing it was possible 😭 really good disorder guys i love having this

i have a lot to say about the way this community treats each other, both good and bad, but i think i'd rather hold off and make more informed and thought out posts on that when i'm not still reeling from all the bullshit life's been throwing at me. i do love and value this community so much, especially all the mutuals and friends i've made here. i've also been made extremely uncomfortable in the past by the easiness that people slip into very strange relationships not just with CCs but with their fellow bloggers. including me ! and i am a relatively small blogger in the vast scheme of things. this is no hate to anyone who's sent an anon or whatever, many of you are lovely people, but it's also like, well i have been literally stalked on this blog before so i feel i have justification for being a tad uncomfortable . again, a lot to be said on the celebritification of average people and the obsession on making sure one makes "Objectively Correct" choices when doing something as simple as watching a minecraft series and having opinions on it .. but alas, no brain for it right now, and also i would rather not risk the ire of twitter teenager #48 lest i be qrted by thumbnail artists telling me to lighten up and accept the steady decay of all that is good in this sphere in order to make room for more #Content. Sit down and eat your yaoibait you stupid faggot! sorry this is a serious post ignore that part

to any of my beloved oomfies you are free to message and ask for my discord though i am also being a bit difficult to reach over there rn my bad (and i may not get back to you quickly because as soon I post this I am logging straight the fuck back out).. i have made a separate tumblr account from this one which is less social media and more a little archive of images and art i like (and also is not related to mcyt at all, outside of maybe one or two art reblogs if i see something that really catches my eye) so if we've hung out and you don't exclusively post mcyt you might see me around in your notifs but i'd prefer not to be linked back here. any projects, fics, other blogs etc. i have been working on consider on pause for eternity, with the only exclusions being 3rd life miraheze (which i'm currently looking into options for but will certainly never go away! much love still to all our contributors who have worked tirelessly through wild life to update our various spreadsheets and tables) and aoyuer which i'm sort of picking up and taking away and hitting with hammers until it's sufficiently divided from mcyt and i can call it an oc story for real. peep my toyhouse if ye are so inclined and wont tell the adoptbrained callout squads over there that my oc once upon a time was lowkey rpf.

anyway this has already gotten far too long as i'm a chronic yapper and overexplainer but thank you very much for hanging out with me and talking about these stupid ass blocks. i have a handful of posts in the queue i wont be getting rid of and don't doubt i will come back to chat more shit in future but at the end of the day i'm here to have a fun time on the computer and i just was not having that anymore. i was having a scary and fucked up time on the computer, and life is too short to put yourself through that out of some butchered sense of responsibility to the niche follower base you've cultivated. if you also have ocd delete your blog as soon as it hits 1k like actually. if you worked in the askbox mines and are now facing redundancy then go follow my enemy thecoolerliauditore. or dont im not your boss anymore. im too busy homebrewing my 3ds. smooches mwahs !!!!!!!!!

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cinnbar-bun · 1 year ago

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Heartless Giant- Chapter 1

(Excuse the banner)

Pairing: Crocodile x GN!Royal!Reader

Rating: SFW

First part of a collaboration with @fanaticsnail 's Storyteller collection! I chose to do the "Heartless Giant" with Crocodile. Thank you for having me as a part of this, dear <3!

Summary: Your older brothers claim that the man who tried to overthrow your kingdom is still in the dungeons below. Such a monster shouldn't possibly exist, right? After a bet and a promise, you and your brothers travel down the dungeons to find the proclaimed "giant". Those rumors should be nothing more than gossip... right?

Notes: GN!Reader, Prisoner!Crocodile (for my Impel Down Croc lovers), implied age gap, Reader is an adult but age is not specified, violence, bad siblings, protective Crocodile, "falling for my father's enemy" teehee

You can read this on my AO3 here!

Word Count: ~2.7k

It happened years ago, they said. A man- more akin to a beast, if anything- tried to take over and kill the king. Your father, ever the gallant ruler, fought the giant beast and sentenced him to eternal imprisonment in the lowest cell of the castle dungeons.

A part of you was thankful you were not there to witness such a sight. To see your beloved father have to fight what was perhaps the scariest enemy in a long time would’ve frightened you. Yet, another part of you was admittedly… curious. Your elder brothers always warned you against going to the dungeon. They always joked that the giant would eat you and your heart.

“He towers over everyone… his shadow looms over everything,” the eldest would say. Your second brother chuckled along with him before hunching his back and cupping his left hand.

“He’s got a big hook, too. If his ugly face sees ya, he sinks it into ya!” He swung his arm around like it was a hook and your third brother pretended to be scared. He grinned after his performance and slunk to you.

“And, father says, with only his right hand, the giant takes away your life. He just,” your brother covered your face with his right hand and shook you while growling loudly. “Drains you until you’re a husk!”

You shove your brother off of you and roll your eyes.

“There’s no way anyone like that exists,” you huff and adjust your appearance. Your three older brothers laugh wildly, as if you had told the funniest joke in history.

“Oh come on, you didn’t see him!” The third one says. “You were on a different island!”

“I doubt you saw him, either,” you cross your arms. “You guys would be terrified if a man like that really existed.”

“Are ya callin’ us liars?” The second one frowns and raises a brow. “Don’t make us throw you into the dungeon with ‘im!”

“Maybe I am! Why would you go and try to make a joke out of a man that father had to battle like that?”

“Ugh, there you go, again,” the first rolls his eyes. “Can’t even take a joke!”

“I think all those books ruined yer brain, (Y/n),” the second chortles as he points at the book in your hand.

“I think all the seawater melted yours,” you shoot back and hold your book tighter.

“Well, I just hope you can fight if that beast breaks out one day!” The third one laughs. He takes his sword out of his holster and swings it with calculated precision. He sheaths his sword and you sigh.

“We can hope he never does,” you reply. “Maybe you three will be courageous enough to actually look him in the eye.”

“Those are fighting words! Ya think we can’t look him in the eye?” The second yells.

“I don’t think so,” you taunt. “He probably doesn’t even look anything like what you just said.”

“Fine. We’ll take ya down to see him and prove to you how dangerous he is. And when you cry, we won’t save you.”

Seeing your brothers so adamant to prove themselves made your arrogance rise as well. Not to mention, that little voice in your head that was always, always wanting to see the man your father had cursed under his breath over and over since that day. In a sick, twisted way, you wanted to see the man that nearly brought your kingdom to ruin when you were away.

“Fine. We can all go together and we’ll see just how tough you are from the ‘giant’.”

Your brothers smirked and nodded. The eldest stepped forward and whispered. “At midnight. Be quiet. The guards and father are having a meeting tonight. Use the back staircase and we’ll all meet by the doors.”

All four of you shook upon it and continued with your day. Your heart raced, your thoughts drifting to that beast locked away in the dungeons.

A man who towered over everyone. A man with a hook. A scarred face. The power to take life away with only his right hand.

You tried to imagine how this monster would look, but all images your mind conjured were hideous and unsightly. You shivered, yet the way your feet bounced with nearly every step gave away the excitement you secretly held inside.

After pretending to fall asleep on your bed, you waited till the moon was at its highest and opened the door. You peered out the hallways, checking if the coast was clear before scurrying along to the rendezvous point with your brothers. Just as they had promised, the three of them were waiting for you with eager grins and smiles.

“So you really did come?” The first chuckled. “Thought you would’ve hid away.”

“I wasn’t going to,” you clicked your tongue. “I’m ready to see how you three will react to him, though.”

“Please, that man’s got nothing on us,” the second dismissed. “Four against one, he’s done for.”

“More like three against one,” the third snorted, nudging his head to you.

“I don’t need to fight. None of us should need to, actually. We’re just taking a look, and then we’re leaving.”

They glanced around before your second brother picked the lock to the cellar with a pin he had taken from your mother. They urged you inside and checked that none of you would be discovered.

The dungeons were dark, mildewy, and worst of all, freezing. You shivered as you realized your nightclothes were a bit too light for this cold place.

“Come on, hurry up,” your brothers whispered as they practically ran down the steps to the lowest dungeon level. You made an effort to catch up with them before you noticed how low the temperature was down here. Every time you and your brothers let out a breath, you could see the small amounts of steam cloud around you four.

They lived in such conditions…?

Your brothers quickly made their way to the farthest cell in the dungeon and laughed loudly.

“There he is!”

“Ahaha! My god, he’s hideous!”

“Come on, give us a glance!”

You gasped at what your brothers were saying. “Don’t say things like that! You know better than that.”

As foolish as you were to come down here, you were not foolish enough to insult the beast.

The third rolled his eyes. “Oh, quiet down will you?”

“What are you, our mother?” The first glared. He began to bang on the bars. “Wake up, will you?”

You made your way to the cell and noticed the looming shadow in the corner. His back was towards you and your brothers, barely clothed in the rags he wore. There were two large chains wrapped around his arms, preventing him from using them to escape and use the ferocious powers your brothers discussed. He was sitting, hunched over, yet, even in this position, you could tell how large and massive he was. He hardly moved or flinched at the noise your brothers made, making them more upset.

“Come on! Give us something! Look us in the eye!” They hit the bars again, but the man stayed as still as a statue.

This was the man who nearly ended your kingdom…

You didn’t need to see his face, but through his behavior alone, you knew that despite him being in the cell, you and your brothers were his prey.

“Cut it out, now,” you warned, the anxiety creeping in your voice.

“What? Scared? Scared the ugly beast will eat ya?” The second brother called out. The third brother continued to make loud noise.

“Come on, we got our little sibling here! Don’t you want to impress them, giant?” He yelled before he grabbed you and pushed you against the bars. You yelped in pain and from the cold metal pressing into your face and body.

“Stop it! Let me go!” You screamed.

“What happened to the beast who tried to end us? Huh? I thought you gave my father a good fight! So look at us!” The first glowered at the giant before he smirked at the ground.

“What are you doing? Stop that!”

“Would you just shut your mouth?” The first leaned down to pick up a large rock and tossed it in his hand. Your other brothers chuckled darkly while you shook your head.

“No… this wasn’t what we said we’d do! It was just to look!”

“He can’t do anything to us. Look at him. He’s wasted away. Just watch,” the first says as he pulls his arm back before launching the rock at the giant. It hits him square in the back of his head and echoes as it patters to the ground.

All is silent as you and your brothers stare. Yet, still, the giant does not move.

“What a waste! He’s a dumb ogre! Can’t even look at us properly,” the second sighs.

“Why would you do that?!” You shout at your brother. “Why would you throw that?”

“You challenged us to see if we were scared. I think that beast is scared of us! He doesn’t even move!”

Your brothers roared in laughter while you heard the rattling of the chains. Your eyes widened in horror as you noticed the man’s arms were beginning to move slowly.

“G-guys. Let go. We need to go,” you beg. “Let me go.”

You try and remove yourself from your brother’s grasp while they all laugh harder.

“What? Scared? You’re even stupider than him!” They tease you. The third shoves your face harder into the bars.

“Oh go on, you’re both stupid cowards! Go on! Why don’t you give him a little kiss? He might like that!”

You struggle against your brother as you hear the chains clink. Your brothers laughter echoes in the dungeon until the third screams loudly in pain.

You hardly have time to notice what is going on as you’re flipped around and see the third is on the floor, gripping his bleeding hand in pain while your other brothers are wide-eyed and trembling. Your back is now against the bars and you feel a cold metal against your throat.

You’re shaking, afraid for your life as you glance down to see a gold hook pressed against your skin.

Your other two brothers quickly unsheathe their swords and point it to the assailant, but their fear is evident by the way they can’t even hold their weapons properly.

“The g-giant…” the first whispers, quaking in his boots. You know it’s a bad idea. Every part of you is screaming to not do so. Your mind races with warnings and against your better judgment…

You lean back and try to glance up. You freeze as you look up to the giant’s sharp features. You can’t see much from this angle, but you can make out how tall he is. Your brothers’ descriptions of him didn’t do him justice, and you recognize how much more imposing his figure is.

He presses his hook harder, pulling you further to him. He was careful not to use the pointed end of it to hurt you, but in your current state, you couldn’t care.

A low grumble catches your attention as you realize it is the giant attempting to speak.

“Do not touch them ever again,” his low voice threatens. Your brothers are even more shaken by the giant’s voice as they squeak and stumble backwards.

“W-wait, don’t-” you cry, not wanting to be alone. Your brothers put away their weapons as they force themselves back up and run away, screaming bloody murder. Your heart sinks as you watch your brothers run off without you as their voices get quieter in this dark dungeon. The giant removes his hook from you, dropping you unceremoniously to the ground as you struggle to breathe.

“Go,” is all he says, his shackles shaking as walks back to his corner. You don’t know what to think.

“You’re not…?” You begin, unsure of what to say at all. Do you thank him? Apologize? Cry? Leave? You’re too stunned to know what to do next.

“No. Just go. You shouldn’t be down here, anyways.”

“Wait,” you call to him. “Why did you save me?”

“Would you prefer I kill you?” He sharply replies.

“No. I just… I didn’t expect that from you…” you mumble. He sighs.

“You were foolish for coming down here. And you were even more foolish for allowing them to use you like bait.”

“I didn’t think they would,” you admit pathetically.

“Of course you didn’t. Life’s pretty easy up there, isn’t it, your highness?” He bitterly laughs.

“Don’t patronize me. I just wanted to know why you would do such a thing.”

“Telling you wouldn’t make a difference. Just let me rest and rot away the rest of my life in peace, would you?”

You stop and nod, the adrenaline wearing off as you’re back to feeling the bitter cold on your skin. “Are you not freezing down here? You’re hardly wearing anything that could keep you warm.”

He chuckles and shakes his head. “Prisoners aren’t afforded that luxury, your highness. We stay in the cold and in this silence to pay for our crimes.”

The logic was understandable, but you felt a pang of guilt in your heart.

“I haven’t thanked you for saving me and stopping my brothers, yet,” you start, fumbling through the ideas in your head. “Thank you. As a show of my appreciation, I’ll bring you something to keep you warm.”

He stood still, as if considering your words. “You would do something like that for me?”

“Yes. I will do so. I’ll bring it down for you as soon as I can,” you assure him, feeling resolute in your decision. Criminal he may be, but royalty you were. Even the worst subjects required kindness and repayment for their actions.

He turned his body around, and you managed to see his face fully under the dim light of the lantern. His face was sharp, chiseled, and scarred. The scar ran across his face over his nose, and the stitches on it looked brutal. The dark circles and bags under his eyes were prominent, like the strands of hair that were falling and framing his face. It was clear he tried to slick it back, but given his situation, he couldn’t do much with it in this grimy cell.

You gasped at his appearance, taken aback by how strangely beautiful you found him. He chuckled, a low rumble in his chest.

“Don’t worry, I get that a lot,” he smoothly teased. “Do I look like the monster you thought I was?”

“No,” you earnestly respond, surprising him, somewhat.

“Oh? Why is that?” Unlike your brothers, who cowered away in fear, you looked directly into his dark eyes with a firm resolve.

“You look just like a man…” you reply. His eyes flicker with light for a brief moment, before they return to the dull color they were a moment ago.

“Monsters can look like men, your highness. You should know better than that.”

“Yet you did not kill me when you had a chance. Would a monster spare me?”

“I guess not,” Crocodile sighed. “Perhaps I’ve gotten soft while being locked away for so long.”

“I can only hope. But I promise, I will bring you the gift soon.”

“Hm, don’t take too long, your highness. It gets terribly cold down here,” he replied in a drab voice. He turned himself around and faced the stone walls. “I don’t have anything else to say to you tonight.”

You were taken aback by his abrupt statement but chose not argue further. He had done you a massive favor, and you too would probably feel the same way if locked away here for so long.

“Thank you again,” you said to him before you pulled yourself up and dusted the dirt off your nightclothes. You glanced back at him, but the man was back to staying silent and not moving.

What a dreary life that must be…

#one piece x reader #one piece #one piece oneshots #x reader #reader insert #crocodile x reader #sir crocodile x reader #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #storyteller au #heartless giant #the heartless giant

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heathersproship · 1 year ago

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guys i dont mean to hate or anything i really don't, so i'm sorry if it sounds like that. i'm just a little confused, though. i really just wanna see proshipping from your perspective since i'm very confused and i wanna see it from all perspective. also i'm really sorry if this seems rude i swear i'm not trying to be i just wanna understand 😭

You’re good, no worries!

Proship is being decent to your fellow fans. It’s recognizing we all have different tastes, and understanding that those different tastes don’t mean one of us is automatically wrong. There’s no “right or wrong” when it’s a matter of opinion because opinions are not facts.

Here’s an analogy I hope will help.

Think of fandom like a party. Parties are fun. You come here to have fun.

Now think of fiction as the food you find at the party (since we consume it). To really narrow it down, let’s use pizza.

There’s the classic cheese pizza (genfic), pepperoni (fluff), olives (angst), olives and pepperoni combo (hurt/comfort), sausage (smut), and pineapple (darkfic) to name just a few. They’re all side by side at the table, and each one is in its own big pizza box labeled with large letters so you know exactly what you’re getting from which box. CHEESE sits on one end of the row, PINEAPPLE sits on the other. None of them are touching each other.

Let’s say you really like cheese. You’ll eat all the cheese pizza you can get your hands on, but you hate pineapple. You think it’s the most disgusting thing in the world, and you wouldn’t eat it for $1mil. In fact, you wouldn’t eat it if it was the very last morsel of food on earth and you were starving.

You arrive at the party and make your way to the table, ready to chow down on some quality food. But on your way to your beloved cheese pizza, your precious, you pass by the icky and dreaded pineapple pizza.

What would you do?

A) ignore the pineapple pizza, take your cheese pizza and walk away from the table

B) warn other people not to take the pineapple pizza because “it’s disgusting!”

C) make a scene about it, screaming “OH EWWWWWWWWWW WHO PUT THAT GARBAGE ON THE TABLE WHERE THE FOOD IS?? YUCK! GROSS! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!”

If you answered A, that’s what being proship is. Proship isn’t blindly approving of everything at the table just because it’s there for you to consume—it’s supporting the right for everything to be there even if it doesn’t do anything for you. (ex. I like incest, but I don’t care for smut, and if I happen to see that my bestie is reading smut while sitting right next to me, then I hope she’s enjoying herself!) It’s labeling the pizzas so people can take what they want and avoid what they don’t want. You understand that there are other people at the party, and not everything there is exclusively for you, and that’s okay. That’s great, actually, because you can eat cheese with party friends who also like cheese, and for those friends who don’t like cheese, guess what? More cheese for you! No one feels bad, it’s a win-win all around! Party on!

If you answered B, that’s less okay. While your intentions may be good, it’s ultimately not your call whether others will find the pineapple as disgusting as you do. While you could be saving someone from a potentially horrible and traumatizing experience, you could also be depriving them of a really good one. It’s up to them to decide whether they like it or not, not you. Things are a little awkward, but still salvageable.

If you answered C, you’re an anti. You make the party a lot less fun with your outburst, and now people are afraid to go near the pizza for fear of taking the “wrong” one (even though there’s no wrong answer—never has been and never will be). You think everyone who likes, much less actively chooses to consume, pineapple pizza has something deeply wrong with their brain, and if you find out a disgusting pineapple-lover so much as breathes in your direction, you’re going to personally kick them out yourself because people who eat the literal garbage that is pineapple belong outside like the disease-ridden RATS they are, not inside at parties where they could poison everyone—especially the young, vulnerable, impressionable CHILDREN—with their RABIES. And while you’re busy moralizing over pizza, making it your business what other people put in their mouths, the other party-goers are feeling bad about themselves for the crime of... simply having a different preference to yours. They can’t help what they like or dislike any more than you can. They’re not rats, and they definitely don’t have rabies. They’re not going to infect you or the (literal or figurative) children with rabies they don’t have. Some of the pineapple pizza lovers might be children, are they condemned too? Or have they simply become “lost” and you’ll “fix” them to like the “right” things? Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. Once the pineapple is gone, then sausage is the Bad Pizza, and then olives (oli&pep combo is on thin ice), until there’s only one or two “safe” options to pick from, and if the party-goers don’t like them, they’re just as bad as the pineapple-lovers, and the sausage-lovers, and the olive-lovers. Filthy vermin, all of them! Banished! Begone! And when that party has died down, you’ll find another party to go to and do it all over again! Sounds exhausting, and I don’t recommend.

...this kind of got away from me but I hope it gives you something to chew on! Let me know if I need to be clearer! I tried to make this as short as possible!

#proship #proshippers please interact #antis dni #antis don’t interact #proshipper safe #anti anti #anti harassment #not heathers

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theemporium · 23 days ago

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Should I be sleeping? Yes. Did I sleep yet? No. Instead my mind went to how the mob boys would deal with their overtired “I am really not tired” girls would be

okay well I hope you got some sleep BUT MOB AU MY BELOVED<33333 putting this under a cut because it got long whoops

also kinda wanted to add some of the other mob boys? but I refrained since we haven’t spoken about them much

nico: I think he would just be really sweet and logical about it. like he’s not gonna be patronising rogue but he’s just there, slowly pulling her away from what she’s doing to hug her instead and just being like, “I know, baby, but your body needs rest even if you’re not tired”. and they both know she’s tired but he’s giving her the grace of not calling her out on it. he’s also not above using bribing tactics, pulling her into a wee hug against his chest or giving her a hoodie of his so she’s all warm and cozy and starts to feel sleepy. he plays dirty but she is grateful for it

john: the boy has no patience when it comes to candy’s wellbeing. like it’s one thing if she’s being stubborn about wanting to stay up to finish something but it’s a whole other if she’s up fussing over an issue she can’t fix overnight. early on in the relationship, he probably tried to argue but now he just throws her over his shoulder like, “we are going to bed now” and she’s learnt he’s just as stubborn to even try fighting back. she will grumble a bit, even when she’s curled up on his chest and dozing off and he’s just snorting like, “yeah, baby, I know. I’m the bad guy”

jack: it’s most definitely related to studying and academics. like it kinda stresses him out the way she pull all nighters like it’s nothing and basically let instincts and muscle memory get her through the day. he’s definitely tried a bunch of different ways to get her to go to bed (aka multiple attempts at seducing her that he gets pouty over when they fail). but he’s also kinda realised that as much as she says she’s not tired, it actually doesn’t take much to coax her into bed if he kinda just talks her through it. like doc is so painfully independent and such a people pleaser, and just jack reassuring her that it will all still be there tomorrow and she won’t fail if she doesn’t finish it all today and that no one would be upset if she put herself first. like it’s very much a ‘I know you’re capable of handling everything but you don’t always have to’. he just lets her shut her brain off for a bit and let him make the decisions she’s sometimes too tired or overwhelmed to make

luke: I think luke would really let the youngest child persistence shine through and use it to his full advantage. like he’s grown up bothering his two brothers, he knows how to push and poke and not get deterred until he gets what he wants. and the second he catches wind of star being a bit tired, he’s on her case. and she will try to wave him off and assure him she’s okay, but he literally isn’t stopping because he can see that she’s tired and he can see that she just doesn’t want to make things difficult and he can see she’s struggling to make it through her shift at the club. but he’s stubborn and persistent and honestly she isn’t fighting too much when he packs her stuff up like, “boss wouldn’t want you working yourself to the bone like this”. and she kinda likes the way he mother hens her, makes sure she eats and everything before she gets into bed. and she finds it really cute the way he blushes when she asks if he’s staying because he was so wrapped up on taking care of her, he wouldn’t even assume she wanted him to stay. but she asks and he gets all flustered but he’s happy to stay with. and he’s basically a weighted blanket that keeps her fast asleep in bed until she’s properly rested

#cece answers #mob.thots

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Takara's Treasure Ep 1 & 2 Thoughts

Okay so I just finished Cosmetic Playlover (here is the start of my liveblog if you want to read) and I’m still on the JBL train so it’s time for Takara’s Treasure. I know so little about this show it kind of feels like I’m going in blind but I do know some things. Kind of. Under the cut:

That is my exact question baby boy. What constitutes “a wrong crowd”

NOT THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS WHEN HE APPEARS LKSJDGHKDJFHGKH

Oh he loves plants. I’m obsessed. Love him.

So because of how I do these liveblogs, you guys do not know how long it takes me to watch each episode. Y’all can just read the next bullet right away but I need to mention how doing these has helped me notice a pattern for myself. It always takes me sooooo long to start getting into shows. I started this episode about an hour ago and I’m not done yet. The episode is 23 minutes long. It takes me so long because I either get distracted or interrupted, but the second I start feeling very attached to the characters, it’s game over and I start flying through the episodes. Especially on a binge. It’s just fascinating to me and I’m kind of glad you guys can’t tell because it is genuinely very frustrating sometimes to want to watch a show and have to fight my brain to keep going because it got distracted (or sometimes it’s because I’m having a flare up and I need to break from the show to deal with it). Anyway, with that said, time to get back on track. I can at least finish episode 1.

Aw the poor baby who lost his bird. I saw this coming but it hurts. I lost my pets a few years ago really tragically (do not ask me about this I will not answer any questions) and it hurts so bad still. I struggle with pets/animals in shows that pass away. It is one of the very, very few things that is actually likely to make me cry. So I get it. Sitting on the mountain and crying all day? Good. Let him process that grief. Let it out baby boy let it out.

What has this man been through? What traumas has he suffered? That is a look of a man who has dealt with some shit. Which means I am going to love him. I am going to absolutely adore him, aren’t I?

Yeah I’d fall in love too. Look at this soft, quiet smile.

Oh sweetie baby he made friends! I’m attached now.

Well since the episodes are short, let’s also do episode 2! Wooo! (send help I feel unwell in multiple ways)

As it turns out..feeling unwell made me fall asleep and it is now the next day. But now I’m about to BINGE. God bless. (pain meds my beloved…yes, I was at cvs at 7 this morning don’t look at me)

I love her AND her pants.

I’m not gonna lie guys, I kind of miss the god awful wigs in Japanese BL. Give me wigs like the ones in Seven Days.

I just spilled cheez-its ALL OVER MY COUCH. It is 9 in the morning. I think I’m actually done with the day now. *eats my last applesauce*

Nooo baby don’t tell him to get rid of the hoops. I like the hoops. Don’t change to studs booo

This baby is so cute asking if he can talk to Takara on campus (It’s Takara and Taishin, right? Also I hope I don’t have their names swapped in my head)

Anyway. He’s so cute. Most people would just start talking to him on campus but he asked if it was okay. Oh my precious baby insecure about How to Friend and it’s just delightful.

What a nice man giving up his seat on the bus. I wish I could do that. I mean I can but it hurts me to stand sometimes. But I love when shows give us tiny little human moments like that. It’s so wholesome and beautiful.

Girl he doesn’t owe you an explanation for not dating you. If he said “no” that’s all the info you are entitled to. Just because he’s single doesn’t mean he’s yours. Gosh that really irks me. I think that’s why I have a problem with the faen fatale trope in a lot of BLs. Because the other person never seems to view our BL boy as an actual person with wants and desires. They project their wants and desires onto them and I don’t know…it’s just annoying to watch. I’m glad it’s not as prevalent as it once was.

Mr. Man on the sidewalk. It is 9:30 in the morning. What could you possibly be screaming about?

Oh I am so smart. Takara is so smart. Took the words right out of my mouth. Literally.

I want all of those umbrellas.

Okay okay I can forgive this show for swapping out the hoops for studs if it’s because Takara likes glassware.

I love this man that Taishin keeps meeting at the bus/bus stop. He’s just so human and kind.

I’ve seen Takara smile twice now and both times the smile has been soft and gentle and aimed at Taishin and I love them both so much.

Whelp. Time for episode 3 methinks

#takara's treasure #takara no vidro #rae liveblogs #rae liveblogs takara's treasure

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eco-lite · 1 year ago

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Finally finished volume 4! Here are my many, many thoughts:

“???”

* Holy shit, Seigi, you have got it so bad for Richard. I’m begging you, please do some self-analysis!

* Noooo not the pomegranate tree that represents Seigi and Richard’s relationshippp. 😫😫😫

* I feel like Richard’s last advice to Seigi was actually for himself.

* Seigi refusing to drink tea with Saul from the cups he and Richard would use. 😢 The pining is so strong.

* HE SAID IT. 👁️

* “Just because I spend every waking moment thinking about him, just because my heart skips a beat every time I lay eyes on his face, just because I’m having dreams about him kissing me every night, it doesn’t mean I’m in love with him” (21). JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

* “‘Now, tell me, what happens to a young man flying on the wings of romantic dreams when he slams into the cold hard wall of reality? His delicate shell smashes into a million little pieces, scattering his contents every which way, just like an egg thrown against concrete!’” (22). I think Saul is talking about both Seigi and Richard here.

* “Was I being an emotional two-timing bastard without even realizing it?” (33). Lol kinda.

* Badass!Seigi let’s gooooo!

* You are absolutely not giving up, Seigi! Now is the time to take Richard’s advice that was so bad about Tanimoto but so good in this situation. Go to him!

* Tanimoto is actually really emotionally intelligent. I adore this scene between her and Seigi. Seigi really just needed to talk through his feelings, huh?

* So Seigi can admit to Saul that he loves Richard, but can’t admit to himself that it’s in a romantic way. I agree that the lines between friendship and romance can get blurry—I’ve experienced it myself—but everything Seigi is saying about his feelings since Richard left him are so romance coded. Like, clearly Tsujimura wants us to think Seigi is in love with him.

* Please please can Seigi call Richard an idiot to his face? I need to see his expression.

“The Secret of Alexandrite”

* I don’t trust anyone who uses the word “brouhaha” unironically… Or who talks and talks and talks without letting the other person say more than a single sentence. Or calls England the land of Harry Potter. 🤮

* Richard’s father is an entomologist. 🙂 Let’s go bugs! 🙂

* I’m pretty surprised that Seigi explains his Richard kissing dream so plainly to Jeffrey.

* “Was even death not enough to quell the fury of the xenophobic seventh Earl of Claremont?” (103). Oh Seigi, my sweet naïve child. Nobody is as xenophobic as the British aristocracy. “‘It’s an iron-clad wall of bigotry’” (106). HA.

* “It didn’t seem to have occurred to him that the four years Richard had spent ‘running away’ was really just ‘moving’ and ‘having a career’” (115). Idk why I find this so funny. It’s not even sarcastic—it’s just facts.

* Frankly, fuck you, Jeffrey. It’s been a while since I watched the anime, but I remember Jeffrey being a lot more goofy and sympathetic than this. Either they toned him down for the show or I had severe fandom brain. (Okay, I forgot he was just trying to protect Henry, but he’s still an ass!)

* “He was looking at me with an expression of pure joy. It was the same look you’d give a beloved pet when you’re thinking, ‘Man, what a stupid little guy you are’” (130). Lol I have made this face many times at my dog. Love her so much!

“Follow the Lapis Lazuli”

* Richard leaving secret notes and showing up at the museum in drag is so iconic. What a drama queen.

* Me whenever Richard calls Seigi “my knight in shining armor”: 😳😳😳

* Nurse!Richard unlocked

* Richard hugging Seigi and squeezing him till it hurts 🥲

* “Richard enunciated the two-word idiom with the precision of a vocabulary exercise. I don’t think I’d ever heard someone say ‘Eat shit,’ with such clear and perfect intonation. He put his whole body into that one” (161). Richard, I love you so much for this. The way this paragraph was translated too, is just so hilarious.

* Wow, I’m getting really emotional about Richard taking care of Seigi like this. Please can somebody do this for me?

* Richard’s violent responses to boys confessing their romantic attraction to him is interesting. Although Richard never directly says that he’s bi, he doesn’t shut down the idea that he could be attracted to a man. But I feel like that conclusion has come after a lot of struggle with internalized homophobia. The British aristocracy is not known for being accepting of queerness, and since we know what a racist shit bag Richard’s great-grandfather was, I doubt his family had a history of accepting other forms of difference. Richard says he’s struggled with the boundaries of friendship. Maybe because he did feel romantic attraction to those friends. But he ended up lashing out once the other boy would acknowledge the romantic nature of his actions, because he couldn’t accept that he was also attracted to these boys. That would be wrong. I think it’s only once he distanced himself from his family that Richard was able to analyze his feelings with a more open minded perspective.

“The Gospel of White Sapphire”

* Even though I know Seigi has a plan, it’s still very unsettling to see him going along with Jeffrey so convincingly. And poor Richard is so confused and betrayed. 😞

* Instead of Seigi’s whole life flashing before his eyes as he prepares to destroy the diamond, it’s just the moments he felt closest to Richard. 🥲

* Okay Seigi wtf? After all this time and everything he’s done for you? Why can you not see that Richard cares about you very much? How the fuck could you possibly think that he could just move on after you got thrown in prison for saving him from the stupid will? Freaking delusional! And giving him the pudding recipe?! I need to shake this man like a rag doll.

* Richard. You cannot say things like “When you threw that stone, it rekindled my love for you,” and then be like “haha just kidding.” No.

* “When Richard finished, he gently raised his right hand and placed it on my cheek. The same hand he so carefully handled gemstones with. It was soft, and cold, and tender” (227). I got fucking chills!

* Pages 224-229. 🥹🥹🥹 Tsujimura’s writing is so beautiful here. They crafted this intimate moment so well.

* This situation where Richard and Seigi both did incomprehensible things in order to protect the other is giving me serious Good Omens vibes. At least Richard and Seigi are a hell of a lot better at communicating than Aziraphale and Crowley!

* Seigi making Richard pudding to cheer him up right after the conversation in which Richard told him not to over exert himself trying to be useful and make others happy. But Seigi himself said that when Richard is happy, Seigi is happy. So I guess there truly aren’t anything lengths Seigi wouldn’t go to to ensure Richard’s happiness. I mean, he was prepared to take on £300 million in debt and go to prison if it meant Richard could be happy with someone else. So…

* It’s good to know that Seigi doesn’t call his mom “Hiromi” because of some falling out they had. They don’t seem particularly close now, but at least they’re on good terms.

* “We talked about the things that scared us—for me, it was my family members’ tears, and for Richard, it was the mirror” (253). Heart crushed at my feet omg Richard 😢

* They literally exchanged rings and are being so sweet I’m dhdjdjdk

* “I shut my mouth and straightened up, and Richard touched my cheek with his hand. At least, I think it was his hand. It was probably his hand. His blond hair tickled my ear and then pulled away again” (262). HAHAHAHHAAAAAA

* For real though, Seigi works so well as an unreliable narrator because he’s not purposedfully misleading the reader. He genuinely is so self-deluded about his relationship with Richard.

* “Honestly, I was pretty sure that what touched my cheek earlier wasn’t his hand. But I decided to pretend that it was. I didn’t think my heart could take the alternative” (263). OH GOD.

* Richard saying “Oh, you sweet summer child,” to Seigi is too good. I’ve said that about Seigi my head so many times.

* After Richard teases Seigi that he and Tanimoto might become a couple if Seigi introduced them: “Richard cocked his head to the side. His seductive gaze was dripping with allure. I never knew he was such a ladykiller” (268). SEIGI. Just who is Richard staring at with that seductive gaze? Certainly not any ladies! 🙄

* Seigi’s subconscious truly knows more than he does. Every time he says something that expresses his true feelings about Richard, or acknowledges Richard’s feelings for him, he suddenly starts thinking about Tanimoto. Hmmm interesting. Seigi knows that he and Richard love each other, but his brain can’t put a label on what kind of love that is. It’s much easier to think about Tanimoto, who Seigi does understand his feelings for.

* God, that chapter was an absolute whirlwind. I can’t believe almost all of that happened in a single day. What a ride!

“The Bicolor Tourmaline Tease”

* First of all, this title is incredible

* Wow, Tsujimura didn’t keep us waiting at all for Richard’s return lol

* This whole volume I thought the stone on the cover was supposed to represent Jeffrey’s color-shifting alexandrite lapel pin, but apparently it’s this metaphor-rich tourmaline!

* Seigi is not into this roleplay lol

* Seigi dishes out compliments and sentimental shit to Richard all the time but he absolutely cannot take them in return. 😂

* This is really too much Richard, omg

* “‘While I can’t understand it myself, you seem to enjoy lavishing me with praise. Consequently, I do not mind you doing so. In much the same way, I would like to indulge in the sweets I love to the greatest extent my health might permit, I implore you to praise me unabashedly to your heart’s content. But in return, I eagerly await the day that praising you will bring me such joy, Seigi’” (288). I’m going fucking feral over this.

* “‘Now, what we’re you talking about, Richard? You had the audacity to call me, the man to whom you owe your life, to Japan, asking me to step in to take care of the Ginza shop ‘indefinitely,’ and what’s the first thing you do when you come back? Flirt with the part-timer?’” (291). GSJDKDK SAUL I LOVE YOU

* DID SAUL AND SEIGI PLAN THIS?? WTF

* I can’t tell if that story took years off my life due to stress, or extended my life due to sheer joy. That was pure chaos and I loved every second of it.

“Overcast Iolite”

* A nice quiet story in which Richard tries to encourage Seigi in his own way. And of course, an interesting history lesson.

“Moonstone’s Affection”

* It makes me very happy that Seigi and Richard have dinner together on Saturdays now.

* NOT “THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL, ISN’T IT?” 👀👀👀 And Richard brought up Natsume Souseki so he knows.

* Oh god, Richard said it too. Honey…

* WAIT SEIGI KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS

* I don’t think I can handle this new era of Seigi complimenting Richard so freely.

This volume was beautiful but such a fucking whirlwind! Can’t wait to start #5 tomorrow!

#the case files of jeweler richard #jeweler richard #tsujimura nanako #nakata seigi #richard ranasinghe de vulpian

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cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien · 1 year ago

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Solar Opposites in Ultra Opposites Episode #7: New Allies Part #1 (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)

On a regular typical school day, Miss Frankie is busy waiting for Yumyulack and Jesse as she growls impatiently.

Miss Frankie: Where the fuck are they?!

Meanwhile, the Ultra Opposites were busy fighting Ophelia’s minions.

Terry/Solar Flare: Honey! On your left! throws a fireball at three of the minions

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: On it! Solar Flare! breathes ice before transforming into his Super Shlorpian form

Yumyulack/Psylock: Taste brain wave! uses his mind reading powers to create a sonic boom with his mind as it blows away the minions

Jesse/Electra: Eat electricity motherfuckers! growls furiously as she releases her electric wrecking ball that wipes out the minions You just got Electra’d!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Time to freeze! flies up and blast out some the guard with his breath Now honey!

Terry/Solar Flare: On it! uses a huge fire blast that wipes out some of the minions

The town cheer after some of the minions retreated and most of the people cheer for the Ultra Opposites as they wave at the crowd.

Terry/Solar Flare: Man, I had no idea we gained so many support!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Me neither but let’s head back!

Randall: appearing in front of the crowd Ph my God! I love you Ultra Opposites! talking to someone I know these guys! They’re amazing!

The Ultra Opposites then fly away as color beam streams appear. Later, Yumyulack and Jesse made it to class on the ground as debris fell on their classmates, which got made Miss Frankie and their classmates shock.

Yumyulack: laughs nervously Uh, heh-heh. What’s up class?

Jesse: How’s it going? What did we miss?

Daryl shook his head as he smiles at his boyfriend and his sister. Two hours later,

Miss Frankie was muttering over the mess Jesse and Yumyulack accidentally made today at school, when suddenly she came across a news commercial.

Miss Frankie: muttering What the fuck?

News Reporter: on tv We interrupt this program to bring you some breaking news! The Ultra Opposites have save the day once again from teenage criminal Kitty! Police have apprehended the criminal as people praise the heroes for saving their beloved city! For we hear as the new station say, thank you Ultra Opposites once again!

But then, Miss Frankie looks closely at the Ultra Opposites on TV and gasp. Miss Frankie then ran to her class right after she takes picture on her IPhone on the Ultra Opposites’ identities. She heads in and looks at a family picture of the Solar Opposites and the Ultra Opposites on her phone back n forth as she gasp.

Miss Frankie: The fuck! It can’t be! Jesse?! Yumyulack?!

Miss Frankie gasp. She then growls in fury.

Miss Frankie: Those filthy fucking aliens are the Ultra Opposites?! Ugh! I knew there was another reason to hate this so-called heroes!

Miss Frankie then mutters what to do ever since she now knows the Ultra Opposites’ identities. She then gets an idea upon seeing a group of people hanging out.

Miss Frankie: smirks Bingo.

Meanwhile, Korvo and Terry started walk back n forth, concern that this whole thing is getting out of hand, because their alien forms might be easy to recognize for the Ultra Opposites form while the Replicants and Pupa sit on the couch.

Yumyulack: Uh, as for the incident today in the classroom? Jesse and I would like to say, our bad.

Jesse: Sorry guys.

Terry: It’s okay guys. I think this is getting out of hand. We need to just figure out a way people won’t easily recognize us. I don’t think we should walk around earth as aliens anymore. suddenly notices his finger tips turning shadow black Huh?

Korvo: Terry is right. We need new civilian disguises, but how?

Janiz: offscreen Ahem?

The family then turns towards Janiz, who smirks cleverly.

Janiz: I have the perfect solution.

Terry: hides his finger tips Oh really? That’s nice.

Janiz: Yep. You all are gonna love it! It’s the solution to our problems right now!

Korvo: Bravo Janiz! You heard that family?! Our problems are officially solved!

Yumyulack and Jesse: Yay!

Pupa: Yay!

Terry: nervously smiling Yay….

Korvo: Come here Terry, I’m gonna give you a big…

Once Korvo got Terry, he gave him a big kiss on the cheek, which cause Terry to grow nervous if Korvo sees his fingertips. But at the moment, Korvo stopped kissing, the fingertips are back to normal, much to Terry’s relief, which made Korvo concern.

Korvo: Um, are you okay?

Terry: Uh yep? Definitely!

Terry then began to grow extremely nervous. Later, in the ship, Janiz finished working on something as the Solars came in.

Korvo: Janiz, what are you working on?

Janiz: A watch that can turn us into humans.

Solar Opposites: Really?!

Yumyulack: Do we need that?

Korvo: I’m afraid so. Now that we’re super heroes, things have gotten really dangerous.

Terry: I agree with Korvo here. So Janiz, can you tell if the watch can turn us into our old human forms?

Janiz: Yep, first you let it scan you. watch scans Janiz and let the transformation do it works.

Janiz then pushes the button on the watch and it turns into a female woman.

Solar Opposites: Oooh.

Yumyulack: Damn, you look hot.

Human Janiz: I know right. But hey, I’m sure it’ll do the same for you guys’ too. gives each watch to her family Now see if it works for you guys.

The Solar Opposites pushes the button and it turns them back into their human forms.

Solar Opposites: Whoa!

Human Terry: Hey look, no missing teeth and bald spot. Awesome!

Human Korvo: I always do a I still look so hot! flings his hair

Human Terry: Korvo, honey. You look so faboo in this form.

Human Korvo: D’aw, thanks darling. kiss Terry

Human Yumyulack: Aw man, how come I’m not the same hair color as Korvo?!

Human Korvo: Because, I look hot.

Human Jesse: turns her blond hair back and forth Sure is great to have these girlies features back.

The Solar Opposites and Janiz then presses the buttons on their watches and turns back to normal.

Janiz: Okay fam, let’s these forms for safety reasons. Who know’s what would happen if someone recognize you four as the Ultra Opposites.

Korvo: The darling big sis of mine is right. We must use their forms for good for civilian identities! You sure we can handle this?

Yumyulack: Fuck yeah!

Jesse: You bet!

Terry: Absolutely! thumbs up

Suddenly, they notice Miss Frankie coming to a group of people at a cafe with posters saying, “Down With The Ultra Opposites”

Yumyulack: Oh my God. Miss Frankie, have you lost your mind?!

Jesse: Oh no! She must’ve figure out our secret identities!

Korvo: Don’t worry, I’m on it!

Korvo transforms into Legendary Super Shlorpian as he transforms into his Super Shlorpian Form and flies to the cafe to stop Miss Frankie as Terry kept blushing and sighing lovingly at his husband as he smiles. Later, Miss Frankie got the cafe and she got out a megaphone and it beeps.

Miss Frankie: Citizens! Stay away from the Ultra Opposites! They are monsters! I knew who they are! They are nothing but super frauds! Don’t go anywhere near them again!

Citizens: Huh? What? But why? They’re heroes?!

Randall: Wh-what?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: offscreen Stop!

Citizens: looks up Huh?

Legendary Super Shlorpian flies down and lands as he turns back into his normal Shlorpian self.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Don’t listen to her! She’s lying! It’s okay! You can trust us! We’re heroes, remember?!

Miss Frankie: Don’t listen to this Super Fraud! He’s the one who’s lying! It’s time you all learn!

Legendary Super Shlorpian gives a death stare at Miss Frankie as a song starts.

Miss Frankie: Let this be a warning. Your safety is at stake. Better protect your families. Ancient enemies awake. The monsters are among us. Ya never know who you can trust. If you only knew what's coming. I think you'd be on the run!

Dark Chorus: You should be afraid, look out for yourself. You should be afraid, look out for yourself

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: When we believe we are stronger. We can come out of the shadows. Hate only fuels the fire. We come up, rise high. You don't know what you don't know

Chorus: (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know. (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know

Miss Frankie: I've got scars to prove it. They don't know what they're doing. This magic, they abuse it. And we're all gonna end up losing

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, look out for yourself. You should be afraid, look out for yourself!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: When we believe we are stronger. We can come out of the shadows. Hate only fuels the fire. We come up, rise high. You don't know what you don't know!

Chorus: (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know. (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid when you sleep at night. You should be afraid of the deadly cry. You should be afraid, yeah ya know I'm right. Never safe, never safe, never safe here

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, better run and hide

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (Wait, you don't need to hide)

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid here of the Ultra Opposites

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (You are safe with the Ultra Opposites)

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, yeah ya know I'm right

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (You don't have to be afraid)

Miss Frankie: Never safe, never safe, never safe here!

As the song ends, Randall stands up and walks towards Miss Frankie.

Miss Frankie: Well?

Randall: No.

Miss Frankie: No what?!

Randall: No! The Ultra Opposites are heroes! They have saved so many lives! They saved the city from Ophelia! They even rescued a teenage boy! They are good guys!

Sonya: I agree! These Ultra Opposites are heroes! Electra is my favorite!

Woman Citizen #1: I agree! These Ultra Opposites are amazing!

Daryl’s Dad: These guys saved my son! They are amazing!

Woman Citizen #2: These alien heroes are the real deal!

Man Citizen: Praise the Ultra Opposites!

The citizens started cheering as Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles and Miss Frankie growls.

Miss Frankie: ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING RIGHT NOW?! You are gonna take one second to think of these monsters as heroes?! You’ve all gone fucking crazy! Head my warning all of you! You will regret this one day!

Miss Frankie walks off as the citizens watch.

Randall: Don’t listen to him L.S.S., you and your family are real her-

But then, Legendary Super Shlorpian is gone.

Randall: -Oes? Huh? There he goes again.

Legendary Super Shlorpian, in his Super Shlorpian form flies back to his house as his family runs up to him.

Terry: Did it work?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yep!

The family cheered. Suddenly, Terry started feel a headache and notices his eyes flashing orange, so he put on sunglasses. He looks back up in worry. His family wasn’t paying attention because they are overjoyed.

Janiz: This is wonderful news! We must get going. But first, something for Pupa.

Pupa gasp in joy. Later, Randall and the citizens were busy, until they notice Miss Frankie walking by, much to their annoyance as they groan in annoyance.

Randall: Now what do you want?!

Miss Frankie: I want to show you proof, proof that-

Human Terry: offscreen The Ultra Opposites would never hurt anyone.

The citizens turned and then see the human Solar Opposites, now with an human Pupa, and human Janiz walking by. A dumbfounded Miss Frankie froze in shock as she gasp in horror.

Human Janiz: Is there anything wrong, sir?

Randall look closely and grow surprised by the Solar Opposites’ human forms as he grow shock yet amazed.

Randall: whispering No way, Korvo? Guys? Why are you?

Human Korvo: whispering Long story. talks normally Is there anything wrong?

Daryl’s Mom: Hell yeah there is! Miss Frankie is making our favorite heroes look like fools!

Miss Frankie: Are you kidding? Those fucking humans over here are the Ultra Opposites!

Human Solar Opposites: gasp

Randall: figuring out what is happening here No they aren’t. These must be new neighbors.

Citizens: Huh? Whuh? What?! Really?! I had no idea we got new neighbors.

Human Terry: Oh yeah. The Solars moved. Must want to have a new home on another planet.

Citizens: Aw. Sure gonna miss them. Yeah. They have been great neighbors. They made be sci-fi assholes, but they will always be our sci-fi assholes, wherever they are. Yeah. Goodbye Solars.

Randall: Yeah, sure gonna miss them. winks at the human Solar Opposites

Miss Frankie: What?! You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Daryl walks and then see the human Solar Opposites and human Janiz. He grow surprised and then notices Yumyulack’s boots and easily recognizes his boyfriend and his family in their human forms. Human Yumyulack waves at his boyfriend as Daryl smiles back.

Human Korvo: Seriously? Do we look like your old alien neighbors?

Citizens: No. Uh-Uh. No way man. How could she say that? That is very sick! Fuck you, Frankie!

Miss Frankie: Oh come on. That’s not fair! groans in annoyance; towards human Korvo You! Been! Warned!

Miss Frankie walks off in a huff as the human Solar Opposites watched her.

Kevin: Sorry about Miss Frankie. She’s just being a total paranoid dick. Why don’t we show you around?

Human Korvo: I think that would be wonderful. notices Terry with sunglasses Um, Terry? Y’know it’s sunset, right?

Human Terry: Oh uh… you see… Korvo takes off Terry’s glasses, but his eyes are normal Don’t look at me! I’m hideous.

Human Korvo: D’aw! I think you still look beautiful to me. kisses his husband

Terry looks at his eyes through a mirror’s reflection and sighs in relief.

Human Jesse: Yep. That’s our dad. Being his usual normal self.

Human Yumyulack: Uh-huh?

Kevin’s Wife: That’s strange. You have the same names as our alien neighbors.

Ms. Perez: D’aw all names are the same. to human Korvo What’s your name, by the way?

Human Korvo: Uh, um… looks at an ad of a LGBTQ+ fashion model named Korey Liamsane Korey! Korey Opposites.

Human Terry, Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Human Janiz: Yep. Uh-huh. That’s his name. That’s my husband for you.

Ms. Perez: What a lovely name. Are these your family right there?

Human Korvo: Yep. This is my husband Terry, our son “Baxter Cool”, our sweet daughter Jesse, my sister Janice…

Janice: Hmm? Really? Another Janice? Hooray!

Human Korvo: And our baby… uh… Pepsi!

The human citizens then sees human Pupa, who strangely took the form a human toddler girl with pigtails that has beady hair bows on it and a pair of toddler-clothes which consist a toddler-size t-shirt with a rainbow with a pony on it and a pair of toddler shots on him.

Human Terry: whispering; to Janiz Why is the Pupa’s human form a girl?

Janiz: whispering; to Terry Beats me.

Sonya: Your hair looks loose Mr. Opposites. Here, let me type it up, to make you feel better.

Sonya ties up Korvo’s long blond hair into a ponytail as Korvo grows surprise by he began to like it because it has an emerald on the bow.

Human Korvo: Why thank you young lady.

Sonya: giggles You’re welcome.

Randall: Come on, let’s show go our new neighbors around. And tell them about our heroes!

Human Yumyulack: whispering Nice going big guy. pats human Korvo on the back

Human Jesse: whispering You did it Korvo! Now the whole town loves us more than ever

Human Janiz: whispering Nice going little brother.

Human Terry: whispering Looks like my hero earned himself something. fiddles his fingers on Korvo’s stomach as Korvo chuckles after being smitten Be sure to bring your super Shlorpian form.

Human Korvo: whispering Sure will, darling.

Human Korvo and Human Terry kiss. Then, Human Janice hands Human Pupa over to human Korvo as she and the rest of the family walk with the human citizens.

Human Pupa: giggling

Human Korvo: We did it Pupa! This is really it! From this day forward, this should be a safe city. A city of truth.

Human Pupa smiles at human Korvo. However, unknown to everyone, Ophelia watched the whole thing from her crystal ball and she was given a great idea as she grins evilly.

Ophelia: Interesting. Looks like the Ultra Opposites have met their match! Luckily, I already have a plan. looks at the glowing black orb piece in her hand as she laughs evilly

Back with Miss Frankie, she walked into her house as she rips apart a top article on a newspaper about the Ultra Opposites as she sighs on a couch.

Ophelia: Rejections hurt, Miss Frankie! Miss Frankie turns to face herYour talents deserve to be recognized! The Ultra Opposites' reign has gone on long enough. It's time for Earth to have a new hero, and the hero on my chessboard is you.

Miss Frankie: Fuck you! You’re a supervillain! If I had super power I'd-

Ophelia: puts up her hand and interrupts You're right, but I did it for one reason only. So that you would finally realize that the Ultra Opposites have always been the real enemies. I, however, always keep my promises. shows her the glowing black orb piece in her hand

Miss Frankie: This isn't real! How do you have it?

Ophelia: Try it and see for yourself. You hate the Ultra Opposites and so do I, you've hated their fucked up guts, and what has these people have done for you in return?

Miss Frankie: gets angry Nothing! They couldn't care less about me! I'm done with these heroes making a fool out of me. It’s time these filthy fucking superhero aliens go down once and for all! reaches out to grab the black orb piece, then stops I want you to make sure my boyfriend doesn’t see me first.

Ophelia: Whatever you say… Shadow Lady.

Miss Frankie: takes the orb as it chooses her and fuses with her body Your loss, Ultra Opposites. laughs evilly

Principal Cooke came and in gasp upon seeing Ophelia and runs into Miss Frankie’s house.

Principal Cooke: Miss Frankie! What’s going on?!

Ophelia: Silence! Heathen!

Ophelia creates a net trap and traps Principal Cooke in it as he screams.

Principal Cooke: Help! Someone help me! Heeeellllpppp!

Later, Miss Frankie appears and the people sees her and runs up to her. Randall, Sonya, Kevin and his family, Daryl and his parents, Janice and Ms. Perez sees them and wonders what’s going on.

Randall: What the?

Miss Frankie: Everyone! It’s time I tell you the truth about the Ultra Opposites! To prove who they really are! They are really monsters! They killed the Solar Opposites! crowd gasp

Randall: What?! No they are not!

Sonya: Yeah. They’re our heroes! Miss Frankie is lying!

Kevin: Leave our heroes alone!

Miss Frankie: See, these people have been hypnotized by them! Psylock brainwashed them!

Crowd: gasp What?! I can’t believe this! I trusted them! How could they?! Yeah.

Daryl’s Mom: That is not true! Miss Frankie is lying! What is the hell is wrong with you?!

Daryl’s Dad: Why are you doing this?!

Daryl: silently gasp; whispers Yumyulack!

Janice: Why are you doing this?!

Ms. Perez: Yeah! They’re a family!

Miss Frankie: They are lying! They are nothing but monsters!

Randall: No they aren’t. They’re not monsters, Frankie! You are!

Crowd: gasp

Miss Frankie: groans in annoyance See these fools are crazy! Just like the Ultra Opposites! They must be destroyed!

Randall, Kevin and his family, Sonya and her parents, Daryl and his family, Janice and Ms. Perez gasp in horror once Miss Frankie starts singing:

Miss Frankie: The heroes will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night!

Randall: No!

Miss Frankie: We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the Opposites!

Mob: Kill them!

Man 1: We're not safe until they’re dead

Man 2: They’ll come stalking us at night

Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!

Man 3: They’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let them wander free

Miss Frankie: So it's time to take some action, boys It's time to follow me! Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's a beast! He’s got fangs, razor sharp ones! Massive wings, killer claws for the feast Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til he and his family are dead Good and dead! Kill the Opposites!

Realizing their beloved heroes are in trouble, Daryl’s parents turn to Daryl.

Daryl’s Mom: Daryl! Quick! Go warn the Ultra Opposites! They’re in big trouble!

Daryl: I will! quietly Hang in there Yumyulack, I’m coming

As Daryl runs off to warn his boyfriend and his family, the mob grabs the people who support the Ultra Opposites as they screamed.

Randall: No! I won't let you do this!

Miss Frankie: If you're not with us, you're against us. Bring these people!

Ms. Perez: Get your hands off me!

Miss Frankie: We can't have them running off to warn the aliens! traps Ms. Perez, Sonya and her parents, Randall, Kevin and his family and Daryl’s parents

Sonya: Let us out!

Miss Frankie: We'll rid the town of the Ultra Opposites! Who's with me?

Male Mob Member #1: I am!

Female Mob Member #1: I am!

Male Mob Member #2: I am!

Mob: Light your torch! Launch your arrows!

Miss Frankie: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

Mob: We're counting on her to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood Where within a haunted castle Something's lurking that you don't see every day! Those are monsters! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til they’re good and deceased Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go!

Miss Frankie: We'll lay siege to the house and bring back their heads!

As the mob, the people who support the Ultra Opposites began to worry about their heroes. But, Randall is determined to get out of here.

Randall: I have to warn the Ultra Opposites. They’re in trouble

Sonya: Oh, guys, what are we going to do

Kevin: Now, now, we'll think of something

Back with the mob, they began to charge towards the Opposites house.

Mob: We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our village and our lives We'll kill the Beast! Back at the Solar Opposites’ house, Yumyulack and Jesse were playing UNO.

Jesse: I knew Korvo would think of something. I knew it was worth it!

Yumyulack: Maybe it would have been better if we just talk to Miss Frankie first, don’t you think. [people shouting]

Jesse: What is that?

Yumyulack: What’s going on?

Jesse: Oh no! An angry mob!

Yumyulack: Invaders!

Jesse: And they Miss Frankie is leading them!

Yumyulack: Warn Terry and Korvo! If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. Who's with me? Jesse transforms into Electra Hey! transforms into Psylock Back outside

Miss Frankie: Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the heroes are mine! Castleware: Hearts ablaze Banners high We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased Mob: Raise your flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's kill the Beast!

Jesse/Electra: Pardon me, Aunt Janiz.

Janiz: Leave me in peace.

Jesse/Electra: But sir, our house is under attack!

Mob: Kill the Aliens! Kill the aliens! Mob: Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens!

Jesse/Electra: What shall we do, Aunt Janiz?

Janiz: It doesn't matter now. Just go warn your dads.

Mob: Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens!

Back with the two aliens husbands, Terry and Korvo, in his super Shlorpian form, are having sex in their bedroom.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You have been very very naughty! You bad boy!

Terry: Oh, please! Punish me you slut! Oooh!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh yeah. You damn dirty bitch! How does it make you feel?

Terry: So good! Yeah oh ho! Korvy, call me names! Call me a slutty mailman!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Dirty man! Bad boy whore! Sexy Hulu Bitch! Ooooohhhh yyyeaaahh!

Korvo then fells on Terry as they two began to cuddle, but then, they heard the mob coming towards their house. Korvo turns back into his normal self as he and Terry grow alarmed.

Korvo: What the hell is going on?

Terry: I dunno but it ruined sexy time...

Suddenly, Terry began to held his head as he started to groan in pain. Korvo looks at Terry in concern.

Korvo: Terry! Oh my God! Are you okay?

Terry: Yeah. I'm fine

Korvo: A-Are you sure-

Terry: voice suddenly gets distorted; snapping I SAID I'M FINE!

Korvo gasp and starts to shed tears. Terry then becomes terrified as he realizes what he just said to his husband.

Terry: I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean- ugh! puts his hands on his head in frustration

Korvo: Hey hey hey. It’s okay. I should’ve never ask that, I’m so sorry.

Korvo rubs Terry’s head softly. But then…

Jesse: knocking on the door; offscreen Guys! You two better transform and help us!

Korvo and Terry gasp, look at each other and nod in determination as they transformed into Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare. The two alien husbands head downstairs as they see Yumyulack and Jesse, who have transformed already transform into Psylock and Electra, trying to block the door.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Jesus! What is happening today?!

Jesse: I don't know but I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Then; Janiz, who is holding Pupa, Aisha and Eva came down as they grow shock and horrified by the angry mob arriving at their house.

Janiz: Guys! What the fuck is happening?!

EVA: Is that an angry mob?!

AISHA: What the fuck did you guys do now?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Nothing! We didn’t even hurt these people! Why the fuck are they attacking us?!

Solar Flare then held his head again as he started to scream and cry out. The family gasp as Legendary Super Shlorpian rushes over to his husband in concern.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Holy shit! Terry, I think we have to get to the Hospital!

Terry/Solar Flare: breathing in and out But but, I’ll be fine!

Yumyulack/Pslylock: I’m sorry Terry, but Korvo so right! You might be sick or something!

Jesse/Electra: Yeah! I think it’s best if Janiz scan you first!

Janiz: I’m on it!

Janiz gets out the body scanner and starts to get some details on what is happening to Terry, but then an arrow came and destroy the scanner before Janiz could see anything as the family screams in horror.

Janiz: Oh fuck! The scanner’s destroyed!

Terry/Solar Flare: Guys, it’s gonna be okay. groans

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: No! It’s not okay! Terry, you’re in trouble! We must get you to the hospital!

Terry/Solar Flare: But guys… screams in pain as his eyes starts flashing orange

Jesse/Electra: Please Terry!

The mob began to break in the Ultra Opposites screamed.

AISHA: Oh shit! A new hell hole!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites! Scatter!

The Ultra Opposites manage to ran to the backyard as they split off into different directions. Legendary Super Shlorpian transforms into his super Shlorpian as he carries Terry. He suddenly hears Principal Cooke calling for help with his super sonic hearing.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Holy shit! Principal Cooke! He’s in trouble! We must go save him!

Terry/Solar Flare: Bring us down honey! screams as his head continues to feel the sharp pain

The two husbands fly down to go save Principal Cooke. Meanwhile, unknown to them, two of the orb pieces that is glowing flies up from the ground as it split off. The first one (tan) flies to where Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare are heading the second and last one (blue-green) flies to the right. Meanwhile, Electra is running as she stops to catch her breath.

Jesse/Electra: Why?! Why is everyone trying to hurt us?! What did we do wrong?!

Suddenly, someone approached her as she turns around and gasp. It’s Ophelia!

Ophelia: Got you now you little fucking brat! ties up Electra

Jesse/Electra: screams Yummybear! Korvo! Terry help!

Ophelia teleports with Electra in her grasp. Back with the two superhero husbands, they turn to see Principal Cooke in a net with a blindfold on his head as he struggles to break free.

Principal Cooke: Huh? What’s that? Who is that?! Show yourself?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Principal Cooke! turns back to his normal self along with Korvo It’s us! Terry and Korvo! Let us get you out! feels the sharp pain again as he groans in pain; he then notices his finger turning shadow black as he screams in pain

Korvo: Okay, Terry just sit there and breath. Hang in there.

Terry whimpers as he nods his head in pain. He kept groaning as he began to breath in and out.

Principal Cooke: Aw man, do I have to get rescue by you guys?!

Korvo: deadpan Yes.

Principal Cooke: God damn it!

Korvo cuts the net’s rope with a knife as Principal Cooke as he screams and falls on the floor. Korvo helps him up as Terry finally calms down and the black tips on his fingers dissapear.

Principal Cooke: Uh, is your husband like okay? Or-

Terry: distorted voice; snapping We can’t fucking talk right now! There’s an angry mob that is gonna kill us all! voice turns normal again Sorry.

Korvo: growing concern Terry…

Principal Cooke: Why?! Why are they after you guys?! Where’s Miss Frankie?!

The two alien husbands look at each other sadly and then finally know they have to come clean. It’s they told Principal Cooke.

Terry: Because it’s us. Solar Flare and Legendary Super Shlorpian.

The two aliens transforms into their Ultra Opposites form as Principal Cooke gasp in shock.

Principal Cooke: What?! I-I don’t believe it! You guys are the Ultra Opposites?!

Terry/Solar Flare: … Yes.

Principal Cooke: I don’t believe it. After I’ve been treating you like shit, you still saved me and a lot of people. Why do all this?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Because, it’s the right thing to do. We save people, even the ones who hate us.

Principal Cooke: But I-I…

Terry/Solar Flare: Look Cooke, I know your life sucked as a child.

Principal Cooke: B-but how…

Terry/Solar Flare: The Replicants told us everything. I am so sorry you got a life you didn’t want. But, it’s not too late. You can trust us. We would never hurt anyone. That’s the truth. We’re in big trouble! We really need your help! You’re the only who trusted us since you first saw me Cooke. I know we had our differences but right now, it’s time we trust each other. And work together to save ourselves. Please Cooke, do you trust us?

Principal Cooke stood in shock and silence and then looks down on his glasses’ reflection, remembering how the Replicants helped him with his childhood issues at the board meeting. He looks then and closes his eyes as he makes a noble decision for the first time in his life.

Principal Cooke: Ultra Opposites… I trust you guys.

Terry/Solar Flare: Thank you.

Suddenly, the tan orb piece appears and it crashes through the window as it fuses with Principal Cooke as he screams. The two alien husbands grow shock as they hadn’t see an orb piece in awhile since they first got their powers.

Terry/Solar Flare: Holy shit! What was that an orb piece?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: It must have been here to choose someone. But how?

Principal Cooke: groans as he hold his eyes Ugh… what the hell was that and-

Suddenly, Principal Cooke’s eyes shoot laser eyes as he screams as the laser shoot through the roof.

Terry/Solar Flare: Holy shit! Principal Cooke has laser eyes?!

Principal Cooke: How do you shut these things off?!

With quick thinking, Legendary Super Shlorpian grabs a pair of glasses and puts them on Principal Cooke’s face. As he stopped screaming, Principal Cooke looks down in shock.

Principal Cooke: Laser eyes?! But how, I don’t have any-

Principal Cooke then starts flying as he grow amazed by his new super abilities.

Principal Cooke: Hey look! I’m flying! This is awesome! But oh shit. I can’t tell Miss Frankie. She’ll flip the fuck out.

Terry/Solar Flare: Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll understand once we-

Solar Flare then feels the pain in his head again as he began to kneel down.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh no Terry! Cooke! We have to hurry! Solar Flare might be in sick or something! We have to get to my sister before-

Suddenly, Ophelia appears laughing evilly as the three men gasp in horror.

Ophelia: Going somewhere?!

Principal Cooke: Uh, who are you?!

Ophelia: Ophelia! Empress Ophelia! And it’s too late now! You three are trapped!

Ophelia uses her powers to create an emerald cage around Solar Flare, Legendary Super Shlorpian and Principal Cooke as they gasp in horror.

Principal Cooke: You bastard! What have you done to my girlfriend?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Uh Cooke, there’s something you should know-

Ophelia: Oh don’t worry. grabs his face She has been taken care off!

Principal Cooke: Stay away from her, you fucking bitch!

Ophelia punches Cooke to the ground as Legendary Super Shlorpian helps him up and transforms into his super shlorpian form.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You won’t get away with this Ophelia! We have get out of here! There is a mob-

Ophelia: Oh I know! Which is why I created it!

Terry/Solar Flare: What?! It was you?! You did this?! You’re a fucking psycho! feels the sharp pain in his head again as he starts to breath in and out

Ophelia: Oh, what’s the matter Solar Flare? Super power headaches?

Solar Flare growls as his eyes began to turn orange and he slashed Ophelia’s face as he gasp once his eyes turn back to normal. Ophelia chuckles evilly.

Ophelia: Well, that didn’t scare me. So long.

Ophelia teleports away and Solar Flare began to have a panic attack.

Principal Cooke: Oh shit! He doesn’t look good to me!

Terry/Solar Flare: screams in pain as he starts crying and tears burst from his eyes

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: runs to his husband and puts his arms around him as he soothes him by the back and kiss him on the cheek Shh, It’s okay sweetheart, I’m here.

Solar Flare cries into Legendary Super Shlorpian’s chest as Principal Cooke looks sadly at them.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Don’t worry Terry, we’ll find Janiz and figure out this condition. I promise.

Legendary Super Shlorpian kiss Solar Flare’s forehead as he continues to cry. Back with Psylock, he tries to look for Daryl and then he sees Daryl running towards him.

Daryl: Babe!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Daryl! flies up to him and kisses him Are you hurt?! Did they get you?!

Daryl: No, but listen! I need to tell you something, I-

Yumyulack/Psylock: Don’t worry, we can talk about this later-

Daryl: Babe, no don’t! It’s dangerous! You don’t understand-

Yumyulack/Psylock: I got this! flies to Frankie and the mob

Daryl: Babe!

Psylock appears as the mob gasp.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Miss Frankie! Stop this! Stop this right now!

Miss Frankie: Got you now!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Have you lost your mind?! Your hatred of us has gone too far! Why are you doing this!

Miss Frankie: Well, you don’t know how much I’ve been through. You have no idea what my life is like! To the treated like shit and left alone!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Wh-what?!

Miss Frankie: It’s too late now! Mob!

Daryl: running up to Psylock No! Don’t!

The mob grabs Psylock and Daryl and throws them in a cage as the two boyfriends scream. They then got up and gasp as the mob drives the cart.

Miss Frankie: Now follow me! To find the other Ultra Opposites!

As the Mob carries the cart Psylock and Daryl are in, Psylock looks hopelessly at the mob.

Yumyulack/Psylock: No….

TO BE CONTINUED

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mmoxie · 2 years ago

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Part 0 - Preamble.

Wilson Titlee.

You deserve it.

Those three words loomed over Dani as she started up past the automated doors. An old slogan waiting to be remodeled away, lit in the pale shades of orange and yellow comprising the logo above.

Most of a month ago, Dani had turned in a paper application. The woman at the customer service desk- Gina, she remembered- had seemed optimistic.

"Shit, we'll take all the help we can get around here, hon."

And then she waited, frittering checks out of her little nest egg to keep the lights on, renting a stack of tapes every Saturday and sitting by the phone, waiting on any one of a dozen callbacks.

Her fortieth birthday passed a few months back, and she remembered celebrating with a few friends at a seafood restaurant. It wasn't that long ago that she was living her best life between bites of fried flounder and hushpuppies, washed down with the coldest beer three American dollars could buy.

Life was good. She was finally going to finish her degree, she had quit smoking, and her landlord- by all accounts the oldest woman in Erewhon County- had looked her right in the eye after a missed rent check and said the kindest sentence she'd heard in her entire adult life-

"I think I've got everything I need, hon. How 'bout you just keep it all in one piece for me?"

Unfortunately, that verbal agreement didn't stand up in small claims court, and before she could get comfortable in a life without rent, the entire building- built in 1919 as a stopover for riverboat merchants coming inland from the Mississippi- was gone.

Chevette wasn't a bad town, but nothing could stay there anymore. Every time someone built a plaza or opened a restaurant to "stimulate the economy," it inevitably came with the shutdown of beloved institutions like Fiorello's Pizza or the Shoot n' Scoot.

And then there was the Wilson Titlee, proudly serving the same six hundred or so people, week after week. Only grocery store in town. Leftover appendix of a bigger chain that you find all over the state.

It was the only game in town with a paycheck that didn't come out of some sweet old retiree who remembered when a nickel could get you a handful of Atkinson's peanut butter bars.

She stubbed her cigarette out in the ashtray mounted atop a concrete trash can, then dropped an empty softpack of Pall Mall Blues into the bag beneath.

That was six years ago.

Now in 2014, the place she accepted as a sensible job to tide her over a while felt like a bear trap around her ankle. The news had gone to shit- nobody talked about clones anymore, what happened to Dolly? There weren't any news stories about aliens or fossilized bacteria on Mars, or zoo animals learning sign language or how to skateboard.

It was all bullshit, but she was miserable to realize that she had relied on that bullshit. It was padding in a world that was always rough with her. You could absorb a lot more in terms of trouble and woe if you had a home video of a guy getting his pants torn off by a hungry horse wrapped around your brain.

Couldn't rent from Blockbuster anymore, either. What a world.

"You on the desk today, hon?" Gina asked with a sympathetic grin.

"Nah, no lotto duty today. Some guy from district is coming in, so I'm gonna find some work in the back. Maybe help out in the dairy cooler."

Gina chuckled at that. She always seemed to take Dani's growing contempt for every moving part of the company with a kind of vague agreement, but would never go beyond joking.

There was a time when they talked about other things. There was once an outage at the lotto counter, and the two of them had talked about Heat and Goodfellas for three hours straight. Now it was just the news, the company, and why the company was in the news this time.

Dani had a routine. It wasn't always the same, but it was always something like this:

Clock in.

Wander over to deli.

Get a cheese biscuit and a bottle of sweet tea.

Eat in the stockroom while reading the latest post-its on the wall.

Run freight- groceryside got trucks every single day. She liked the one with the pantry goods best. Nobody else wanted to handle glass pickle jars and forty pound bags of rice.

Work slowly until lunch. Bottom shelf to top shelf. Knees and back hurt too much for any unnecessary bending.

Walk across the parking lot to Shoney's for lunch. Try a wedge salad, hate it, and get a seafood plate.

Walk across the parking lot and clock in again.

Spiritually-mandated paid bathroom break.

Check in on the latest display project. Might be doing something fancy with cans of beans, or filling up a big bin with chips.

Help out until last break.

Smoke.

Check the schedule for 30 minutes to an hour. If anyone asks, there's vacation planning in the future.

Clock out, go home, check on the crock pot, feed Seebs.

This repeated five or six days a week, and then there would be a blessed day or two of rest, listening to the radio in bed and talking on the phone with mom. Maybe they'd have a laugh about gray hairs coming in, or reminisce about going to Action Park in her junior year at Jim Bagby. Her first time on a train, too! She missed trains.

And then Seebs- Sebastian, like that kid from Neverending Story- would lay twenty-three pounds of cat on her chest while she dozed off, and before she knew it, the bear trap would close on her leg again.

All this she could tolerate- maybe in perpetuity- if it weren't for the fact that she saw Office Space in theaters half a lifetime ago.

Peter Gibbons was in her head ever since.

"I'd say, in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

"And here's something else, Bob. I have 8 bosses right now."

“Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.”

When the opening shift lead, the front end lead, the stock crew head, the assistant store lead, the director, the coordinator, the chief merchandiser, and the standards manager had all, in a row, asked her if she had received a certain e-mail about how they were going to "build out" the most recent delivery of barbecue sauce, because if she had, she wouldn't have just merched them right on the shelf...

...It was too real. Too much. She tried to reach for that Peter Gibbons zen, tried to hypnotize herself into a happy place that existed somewhere on the other side of acceptance- and instead just grit her teeth harder, and harder, and harder.

These days, she went home with pain in her neck and jaw from stress alone. She couldn't put up with much more.

One of these days, she was just going to... blow up.

Next->

#I Promise You I Have Given Up #IPYIHGU #working retail

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invisiblegarters · 1 year ago

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Dangerous Romance Ep 10

Last week, Kang tried to get dad's attention and rebel or something by running away, which he apparently does all the time so dad wasn't too fussed. Plus he had Sailom reporting back. Kang sold his bike for funds after dad froze his card, and then had regrets. He was forced to beg in order to get it back and I was supposed to feel bad I'm sure but I'm heartless and also apparently still sour about the bullying in the beginning so I didn't. Kang and Sailom did the do and I failed to feel any kind of way about it.

For the first time ever I have caught second couple syndrome and spent the whole time chanting at Nawa and Guy to make out already. They did not, but they did go on a bike ride to save their friends that they gave up on eventually because they got lost. The brain trust, these two are not.

Meanwhile, Saifah and Name had a little heart to heart and Saifah got Name a job driving Kang's dad around. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that at all.

And now on with the show! What will today bring and will I care? I'll probably care a little.

Ooh scent kink.

I do like how much Sailom likes teasing Kang. And ah, yes, the good old mosquito bite. What would we do without it.

Honeymoon my foot Sailom says with the imprint of Kang's mouth visible on his neck for anyone to see. Come on my guy.

Oh Saifah no. Honey I get that you are way sweeter than I expected. but please stop trusting - oh did you have a crush on Name? That's adorable. But please stop being stupid.

Trust no one in this show. Except Sailom because he's the best. And Auto, my beloved.

Oh. Oh, maybe it'll be the boss that fucks it up and not Name. Either way Saifah is so screwed.

I feel like people keep being sweeter than I expect.

KNEW IT. Of course the boss knew.

Also ew get those bloody meaty hands off of his face that's gross. And then he touches the damn meat again. Nope. Would not be eating dinner with him.

Pfft like father like son, I guess. Is dad gonna wind up being decent too in the end? Man all my suspicion of everyone is coming to absolutely nothing. Maybe I should watch The Player after this. I hear it has the double and triple crossing I crave. I want to trust no one!

Oh hey is dad gonna go see Kang's game? Look at this.

Tread carefully here Sailom.

Drama! Guy is hurt. Careful Nawa you're running the risk of looking concerned. And Kang gets to get over his issues with penalty shots. I wonder if Saifah will tell him about his dad. Those two need to have a talk already.

Ah, so that explains why Kang gets so weirdly tense when his dad finds him messing around or not studying hard enough. But of course now he thinks his dad has given up. Maybe find a happy medium, dude. I really don't think that your wife meant let him do whatever whenever.

Oh NO. Dad surprised a burglary in progress eh? Saifah what did you do? I no longer believe that it was entirely you so what happened? And where is Name? Fled the scene huh?

I have no doubt that Dad will wake up. But it would be kind of interesting if he didn't. Way too bleak for this show though.

Aw okay that's sweet and supportive.

Well now that Saifah confessed I am more sure than ever that it isn't what it looks like, haha.

Haha that didn't last long. Man, it wasn't even Sailom who brought him into the house, it was grandma. SO much for all that support. Why is this so funny to me? I am a horrible person.

Oh look, it's Flashback's Triumphant Return. I did not miss you, Flashback. The show has been so good about their use of them lately that I got complacent. And now look at us. Here we are, and no one is happy. Not me, not Sailom, I'm assuming not Kang. Definitely not me.

WOW Name. Now I know you're the actual problem.

Pfft okay I kind of love how they just forgot about Guy. Granted there was a bit of a situation at home.

AW look at the troops all rallied. They're such sweeties. But uh, I'm pretty sure a confession means jail time regarless of lawyers, no?

Oh no! Isn't Guy on a scholarship for football? What happens to that if he can't play?

The way I am feeling these two, though. Every time that they interact I perk up.

SAILOM.

Sailom what are you doing. Don't do it, kiddo.

Okay I do not like Name. I take back anything nice I might have said about him. Also that watch is totally the one that Kang's dad already gave Saifah. I would bet money on it.

Listen to grandma kid. She gets it. She's a lot smarter than you.

"Poor people will do anythign for money." This coming from a guy who has watched Sailom actively not do things for money over and over again. I know Kang's upset but he's also a lot less likable without Sailom. Not sorry.

Oooh return of the escorting plot! YAY.

Huh. I am actually really curious as to why Saifah is taking the blame for this. Because I don't believe for one second he shot Kang's dad. Also I bet the reason Name's so concerned is because he did it, and dad knows that.

I mean I did see the preview, but even if I hadn't I would have known that this dude totally roofied the wine. Oh, Sailom.

And of course Kang is gonna take his ire out on Sailom.

Yes, you stupid shit. You kicked him out of your house and fired him, what the fuck do you expect. Like come on dude I know thinking isn't your strongest suit but do try it.

Hm. That last scene did not hit me like I think it was supposed to. Dammit. Why do these big scenes keep not working for me?

I guess next week Kang's back to letting Sailom think for him. Good. It's better for all of us when he does.

In conclusion, if Nawa and Guy don't make out by the end of this I will be mightily displeased.

#dangerous romance #episode 10

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[parasocial bestie] seeing that ask answered and speeding thru 382983 mph reading and the questions and i go >:] cracks knuckles eats em like french fries i read the answers and honestly i have no brains to answer back What than just to handshake back 4 times and it rlly made me happi!!! ALSO QUESTIONS TIME FOR ME TO ANSWER DAMN?

a) i dont think i have like a main?? but like back in 2.7 it literally. got me back to Loving xiao to the extent I Am Now and its my whole personalith for the 848274th time so i took every chance jsut to have him in the team so i can hear his jp voice (i am very biased at his jp voice i can never unhear him and im not regretting it) so like hes now the Main Guy in my exploration teams ever with yelan nahida zhongli peepaw and i think the others speaks a lot too LMAOOOO

b) the ones mentioned alrd part of the lil list of i will die for them forever <33 and those in my past asks too like the chasm crew gets me Thinking of them no matter how i Dont Know them a lot more than theyve shown themselves (or i jsut didnt bother to be chronically obsessed 2 read them I LOVE SHINOBU AS SHE IS BUT DO I WANNA GO TO HER HANGOUTS AGAIN AND PICK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER LINES FOR LORE IDT SO i kiss my love <33) tho ei is that kind of Fav more like that i can understand her flaws even if its unjustified and she can be a bit childish so i just. Look Away sometimes now that wanderer got his own solace and have a new life with nahida whos a way better caretaker/friend (i will Die for their dynamic), i still get a lil irritated of the asian mom memes she gets put in too. the lil hcs of her with xiao is very much the silly self indulgence i like and separates her and the shogun cus i still think she has her twin's influences!! just Bad at social cues (unperceives her first story quest tho. that is not the Bad At Social Cues or Living in general that im looking for they dumbed her down So Bad) ANYWAYS did u know i missed albedo's banner once and i spent a year mourning endlessly worse than xiao until his rerun and got lucky in 40 pulls if xiao is for lumine then albedo is for ME. kazuha my beloved wanderer i would put him in a burrito blanket but will also willingly throw him off the cliff for the fucking snarkiness he has. venti has an entirely special place in my heart like another category like i do for xiao and lumine and zhongli bc hes. idk!! i think hes a very Comfort guy to me that i look so far past his drunkard ehe flirty femboy common perception of him, which is how i got too passionate on that one unpublished too. hes not the Little Guy type of comfort hes the 'he has this indescribable feeling of closeness and comfort and warmth i want to have in someone that i will meet one day', and i could go On and On about the little things ive thought of him while at the same time i dont focus too much to dig his canon lore!! more like, i pick off the important ones for sure and can already see the core parts of who he is and stick there :((( <3 the major thing is that i love seeing him as a love-all typa guy with no preferences as a god of freedom and his vibes are just so. aspec. so aro so ace he Doesnt Care more than he cares for everyone. which is why the ships can Tick Me Off esp the most famous one!! LIKE JEEZ!!! anyway Again the guys i Find Cool and digging thru my brain 2 remember rn; diluc (my lil tall gentleman) kokomi (queen) dehya (i just dont like her exposed midriff design can u feel) jean (her and diluc kaeya as a trio is Such A Dynamic!! i love trios!!) klee (actually id die for her too for being the canon sib to albedo) qiqi (the same for being the Headcanon sib to xiao) alhaitham (asshole. also ive delved into analyzing a Little of his character and i like his sense of neutrality to some things) kaveh (his Fucking Existence being a funny spectacle + i only focus on his briefcase friend Mehrak) THERES PROLLY MORE BUT IM NOT SURE IF I CANT RMB

c) ppl say mondstadt feels very homey and since its the first region we're introduced to i can agree!! and its home to a Lot More Mystery regarding the traveler since its the least explored i still think about the upside down statue a lot. but i cant rlly say if i have a Certain favourite that doesnt tie to my favs than my personal taste (the chasm rlly ingrained a Permanent Influence on me regarding sentimentality of loss) so i cant rlly choose!! liyue's got my boy and his peepaw + chasm, inazuma is the start of Really Great World Quests despite how hard it is to thru the region in general + enkanomiya is so Pretty and such a concept, sumeru has the same reasons and the caves are Irritating before the underground layouts are finally integrated in their official interactive maps. i just like to explore!!

d) idt i have much expectations that doesnt feel Petty like the ongoing issue of hyv prioritizing aether as their poster boy that lumine barely has any official work EVEN as the abyss sibling, 'both twins canon travelers' my ass. i think i would very much like a trading system but i Can understand why that wont work profit-wise for hyv BUT BELIEVE ME NOW NY SOLE REASON FOR IT IS JUST ME NEEDING SWEET FLOWERS FOR MY SWEET DREAM ALMOND TOFU HOARDING. i need sugar so bad. i have 300+ in the making i can never reach 1k. i need another xiao-centric quest cus lantern rite doesnt rlly center him and the chasm was a cultural reset But I Get that chasm occuring once is exactly why ir should stay that way to be Infuential and not repetitve and def not abt xiao being hyv's favourite guy SO HOW ABT BRINGING ALBEDO LORE BACK THIS YEAR. nahida venti 2nd story quest when. i think they should buff the traveler so much they shouldnt be ranked B as any role of a team!!! it's kinda sad theyre fun At first in sumeru then not anymore. i think thats it atm!!

note to self swap to jp voices if you ever get xiao. just looked up the voice and OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD DO NOT BLAME YOU ONE BIT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. suddenly i am down bad oh my GOD.

and with yelan nahida and zhongli oh my god i Love that for you so bad that sounds like such a funky little crew..........

CHASM CREW <33333 shinobu especially youre so real for that like ohhhh my god. oh my God. love her so bad. fully understand ei being the fave tbh and also understand the looking away, im so mad at how they handled her story quests and her writing she deserved SO much better but the concept at least is There to think about and build off of and i love that for her... HAVING HER TWIN'S INFLUENCES so fawking good god i LOVE that.

"if xiao is for lumine then albedo is for ME" THIS MADE ME CACKLE I LOVE THAT FOR YOUUUUUUUU albedo is so. my baby my babyyyyyyyy. kazuha is my everything his Snark is also my everything i love him so bad for it hes soooooooo.

and venti !!!!!! venti. on god venti gets done SO dirty SO frequently i fucking LOVE the way you talk about him like. "he has this indescribable feeling of closeness and comfort and warmth i want to have in someone that i will meet one day" HELLO ???????? FUCK YEAH. and the love-all super aroace vibes YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS idk man IF youre gonna make him all flirty. at least make it flirting as a form of banter/teasing/friendship and still super aroace on top of it likeeeee <- says girl who is super aroace and flirts so fucking much with her friends. um. oops. Anyways. DONT BLAME YOU ONE BIT FOR BEING TICKED OFF im gonna think about this forever now im obsessed.. venti aroace KING............ bc yeah no the little guy ehe flirty drunkard is so. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. he's a whole ass character with a whole ass personality and a god on top of it GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING CREDIT GIVE HIM SOME RESPECT CHARACTERIZE HIM BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sent the venti bit specifically to one of the besties while writing this and pls know that they were so excited and enthusiastic and think you are so very based like they already ready most of the asks/answers but this especially made them so <333 it made Both Of Us So <333333)

diluc <333 KOKOMIIIIII she just like me fr. like so different in a few ways but So Similar in so many others i have so much love and respect for her... the healing the jellyfish the pastel vibe the being held to impossible standards still doing her very best to live up to them wanting nothing more than a) to not have to deal with people but simultaneously b) to make everyone happy.... DEHYA IS SO GOOD and huge agree on the design like. okay. w/e. thanks mihoyo. JEAN DILUC KAEYA TRIO BEST EVER I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMM jean <3333333333333 klee my best friend klee.... another of the besties is a HUGE klee fan and i love her sm because of it i know so little about her and yet i would do Anything for her ever. qiqi my Everything absolutely feel you there, ALHAITHAM AND KAVEH ARE BOTH. together and separately god they are so fucking stupid i adore them. YOU ARE SO VALID I CAN NEVER REMEMBER FAVES PROPERLY ITS SO DIFFICULT THERE ARE SO MANY AND THEY ARE ALL SO BELVOED

no because ive accepted that hoyo way prefers aether traveler lumine abyss sib but. the way there's just So Much More Aether Content Than Lumine Content. idk man IDK MAN......... fucked up. im coming to terms with it and i almost prefer it just bc it gives me more creative freedom with lumine characterization but also man. MAN. TRADING SYSTEM WOULD BE SO GOOD IN SO MANY WAYS ON GOD id kill for that shit. characters weapons materials mora w/e id LOVE that so bad. let me gather ridiculous amounts of resources for my friends itd be so fun....

would KILLLLLLLLLLLL for another xiao-centric quest holy shit ohhhhh my god. give me my boyRight Now. AND ALBEDO LORE AND SECOND STORY QUESTS FOR NAHIDA AND V ENTI SO FUCKING REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!! BUFFED TRAVELER EVEN MORE REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even if the traveler was like. idk a fawking healer. but a good one. id kill for that if ur gonna make the traveler more support make the mthe Best SUpport Ever Please they are my everything i want them to be the bestest <3 as someone who protjects onto the traveler and loves healer roles i am definitely not biased at all. not even a little bit. smile

why do you have the best thoughts ever i love hearing All of this i am exploding as we speak. on the ground in a million little pieces. blowing away on the wind. landing in the sea. evaporating into thin air. eventually falling down as rain. repeat. sorry my brain is fried again i am about to take my silly little adhd meds crack my knuckles and Get To Work

#parasocial bestie tag

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