#bella wants to know...

[bellaxgiornata]

Side note: Break the Tension Matt is a toned done, asshole-ish version of pheromone perfume Matt....just saying for those who haven't read that mini series...

[technically-human]

Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti

Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!

ko-fi

[doona-baes]

But you know where to go. So we're gonna be okay. Yeah.

[divyasoup]

heyyy

[thebestpartofwakingup]

When you realize a seemingly obvious candidate for cartoon nostalgia time skip fan art from your childhood is completely untapped online...

[theangrypomeranian]

relistening to the audiobook for Midnight Sun and had the thought of why didn’t the Cullens just say they were homeschooled? all of them clearly HATED going to high school and homeschooled kids get stereotyped as weird so why not just do that?? plus it wouldn't stop Bella from still thinking Edward was hot and mysterious and eventually falling for him and learning his secret.

yes I am probably giving this more thought than Stephanie Meyer ever did lmao

[gordonsicedcoffee]

LEIGH WHANNELL as DAVID CRUSH (2013) dir. Malik Bader

[helenofblackthorns]

the whiplash between pre twp kitty & twp kitty is so funny like what is going on. the book is well over a year away from being published and we already have multiple official arts of them being all up in each other's space despite the fact that they're currently not speaking to each other at all 😭

[eldritchqueerture]

Arthur is such a guy who would have a relationship with someone and refuse to label it in any way. no we're not "dating", we're partners, friends. is it romantic? platonic? queerplatonic? no, no, and no. he refuses to define it in any way understandable to anyone else, this is unique to him and them, and nobody else. names have power and he will not reduce this relationship, this vast and deep bond to one meager word because no word in any language could encompass its scope

[shalom-iamcominghome]

What am I baking? Oh, nothing much, just my chanukiah 💪💪🔥

[fuckmeyer]

when Edward told Bella, “I will not make love with you until you’ve been changed. I will never hurt you again,” girl should have immediately threatened divorce. why not? their marriage was always transactional. the reason Bella marched herself down that aisle was because she wanted the fangs & she wanted the dick. the main reason (according to her) he wanted to get married was "because a delay [in the change] was what he was clearly after." Bella has proven herself to be selfish throughout the series. so, fuck it. slap down those divorce papers, girl. be more messy. your relationship could not get more toxic if you got pregnant with a demon spawn & kept it without even talking to him & forced him to watch you waste away & make him become so desperate he offers his romantic rival you cheated on him with to "make puppies" with you as if your body was a party favor to give away—

[andyis-sandy]

guys, my autistic ass brain has come up with a new idea.

hear me out.

twilight stuilly.

billy is our edward here obviously, that man screams vampire to me.

but at the same time i feel like his parent situation is more applicable in being able to write him as our bella.

and then theres the whole issue of who the other members of our vampire family would be.

[offorestsongs]

so i've heard we're talking about fan kids today...

[transannabeth]

nothing is wilder to me than how many knock offs have edward be a sexually experienced dom who has been with tons of women when in the twilight saga, edward is the one that makes him and bella get married before they have sex and is constantly stopping them when their makeouts get too heavy

meanwhile, bella spends the second half of the series horny 24/7 and explicitly doesn’t want to be turned until after her wedding night, risking her life to have sex with a vampire while still human because she doesn’t want her thirst for blood to be stronger than her want for edward when they have sex for the first time

mandatory “read the truth vs twilight page from the burke museum and the quileute tribe right now” and “consider helping the quileute tribe continue their move to higher ground” note. thank you!

[muttsandmustelidae]

whyyyy do some people care so much about their dog’s gender presentation 😭😭 the dog doesn’t care if she gets misgendered why does it matter this much to u i don’t get itttt

[quillkiller]

My family i miss them

are you joking. the way i’m actually tearing up . jesus fucking christ oh my god

this is so beautiful and fucked up and crazy and so perfect oh my GODDDDDDDDD