#being an iconic king!!

[stingsbf]

some classic wcw wrestler profile pics :)

(by yours truly)

[greentea-and-cookies]

Gasp! 🍿🫢

[nidbaesenpai]

Paper flowers seem beyond you now but you can always go back to the basics, paper cranes are easy enough...

[adam-scott]

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan TWILIGHT (2008)

[meamiki]

mira !!! :]

[voidyellingtime]

i’m reading The Raven King from aftg as we speak and I love how Neil is canonically the dryest texter. Not only does he respond with as few words as possible, but he responds with Grammar and Only When Asked A Question.

it’s not even like he can’t have practice or adapt to it because he ALSO canonically gets SPAMMED. Brother… you absolute goofster…

[utilitycaster]

The reason why Ludinus is so great as a villain is like...he has either prolonged his lifespan or he just casually lies about its length and everyone accepts it. He is legitimately a powerful archmage. He might have destroyed Molaesmyr. He almost certainly got involved with the Cerberus Assembly entirely to use it as a front for his master plan of killing the gods, which means he's been playing the long game for at least two and a half centuries and is indirectly responsible for perhaps 80% of the major villainy in Exandria since then, and both past campaign BBEGs. He will destroy people's minds without a second thought, but despite allying with the Unseelie Court, is thrown off by standard levels of fey chaos and whimsy. He hates the magic of clerics because he perceives it as unearned, but willingly allies with sorcerers. He knows the romantic relationship history of Vox Machina to the point that he's willing to bet on it for his master plan. He will throw anyone under the bus for any reason but will also gladly turn a blind eye to highly illegal activities if they don't inconvenience him, and despite this, has managed to be a major advisor to the Dwendalian Imperial line for several generations. He is one of the smartest people in the world and also gave perhaps the corniest fucking villain speech of all time. He is extremely jealous of a bunch of nepo babies with chronic migraines and night terrors. He genuinely might currently be in the middle of the Savalirwood with a necrotized arm despite successfully plotting the Orbing of a divine champion. No one has or ever will do it like him, and frankly, why would they.

[pencilofawesomeness]

“Someone once lied to us Now we’re not so blind.” —One of Us (Lion King II)

Transformers One reawakened the TF brain within me and compelled me to do what I normally don't: drawing lineless and robots.

I'm so normal about how they showed Megatron's decent and the rise of the Decepticons. So normal.

[marivanilla05]

I saw a screenshot of this episode, and I was reminded that I rewatched it (and recorded some scenes) last month. Anyway, just thought some of you might want to see it.

(edit: added the tag "out of context detco dub" to all the related videos on my blog for easier searching)

[winesharksea]

nothing would make me happier in TWP than kit just absolutely refusing his bloodline and destiny at every turn

faerie keeps messaging him about politics and how he is the lost heir and chosen one with special powers and he just keeps sending back notes that say "lol nah"

everyone is warning him about his cursed heritage and fate, trying to kidnap or kill him, and he's like [read at 5:28 PM]

the entire shadow world wants him to be the main character so badly but he refuses to be anything but ty's simp and sidekick forever

[imawriternotamagican]

My character development is that I just get progressively gayer as I listen to more podcasts

[thanks--for--listening]

thots on valcarol

they get married on a whim and Kamala is the flower girl and Korg is the ring bearer and Kamala’s mom gives Valkyrie the “if you hurt her we’ll kill you” speech and Monica is the maid of honor and thor is the best man and everything is right in the world

[aster-daydream404]

Unrelated to any of the usual things i talk or reblog about over here in my silly little corner, but as i got back into the LMK fandom bc of shadowpeach bio parent au and delve into the fanfictions because of PittedPeaches' AGAOC, i just want to say that... holy shit Red Son you and your actually dysfunctional family's dynamic DID NOT HAVE TO HIT THAT HARD IM SCREAMING IM CRYING IM SOBBING IM TEARING MY HAIR OUT IM BITING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!

[sthefany16]

OMG!! why didn't anyone think of this before??🫦🤯🛐🔥✨😍

Can someone write a smut fanfic where Orm gives his girlfriend oral sex for the first time on the surface🙏🙏😍🫦🔥🛐✨

You and Orm went out for a romantic dinner to celebrate five months of dating, you looked absolutely stunning dressed in a sensual light pink spaghetti strap dress with a beautiful neckline that highlighted all the curves of your body, with dainty earrings and sandals, your hair wavy brown hair fell free on her shoulders, leaving her boyfriend completely enchanted. Equally stunning Orm wore a dark navy blue shirt, black dress pants and beautiful shoes, his posture and appearance was always incredibly majestic, his blonde locks combed back highlighted the blue of his eyes even more.

Even though he was sometimes a little moody, Orm was an excellent boyfriend who loved to spoil his girlfriend, always open to new experiences with her and willing to please her in every way. Despite how long they had been dating, they had never crossed the line of kisses and silly hands. But it didn't mean that the Atlantean wasn't eager to possess that girl before they even had a relationship. However, Y/n is a lady and he is a gentleman, a man with values and who respects her a lot. So he wasn't going to let go of his ways just because he was on the surface.

Dinner was extremely wonderful in an incredible restaurant that he chose with you in mind. As usual, Orm took Y/n home, the sexual tension between them was palpable, all the way the Atlantean would place his large hand on your thighs as they talked and every now and then you would slide your considerably small hands compared to his by Orm's tense thighs, but stopped so as not to distract him from the road.

When they closed the door to the house, Y/n pulled Orm into a passionate and urgent kiss, smiling when she felt her boyfriend's clothed erection against her belly, showing that he was as excited as she was. Y/n pushed Orm on the couch with determination and sat on top of him, leaving him surprised to see you taking control like that, but the Atlantean didn't dislike it, he just wasn't used to sharing control, after all he was a domineering man.

Y/n rolled on his lap, teasing his member that begged for release, leaving Orm crazy with lust and eager to put an end to it. Y/n moaned against the Atlantean's lips when she felt his hands slide all over her body, feeling her with firmness and need. Your hands quickly flew to the buttons of his shirt, eager to reveal his muscular body, your boyfriend's hands help you unbutton in a hurry.

Having decided, Orm asked her to get up so he could admire her body while he undressed her. A naughty smile appeared on his lips when he noticed the Atlantean's face red with excitement, happy to make him so excited. You stood with the help of Orm, who approached you with a completely wild and hungry look.

The Atlantean caressed her face, the affectionate touch going down to her neck as he tried to hide a smile of happiness at finally realizing his dream of ripping that cheeky little dress off her body since the first time he saw her that night.

Gently sliding the straps off your shoulders down, revealing your breasts, already hardened by Orm's touch, who sighed in surprise when he saw that you weren't wearing a bra. The Atlantean kissed all over your neck and collarbone, hearing you sigh beneath him as he slid his hands down to touch them, feeling your soft, warm skin against his palm.

He kissed his way down until he reached her breasts to suck them without any hesitation, his back arched when he felt Orm's tongue sliding over his nipple and sucking while massaging the other with mastery and vice versa. The Atlantean picked Y/n up in his lap, feeling her legs wrap around his waist instinctively, going up the stairs and taking her to his room, he placed the young girl lying on the bed on her back while he was on top, looking at her body with a possessive look.

He brushed aside a strand of hair that covered your face and kissed your lips without haste, pressing his heavy body against yours. You were already distressed when Orm began to calmly descend his kisses all over your body, appreciating every detail and curve of your body, going lower and lower until finally you felt his breath against your core making you sigh with anxiety.

Orm held her legs and gently separated them, smiling victoriously when he saw the damp spot on her panties just from a well-done makeout. Upon seeing the smug smile your boyfriend had on his face, you laughed with amusement, rolling your eyes at him, eliciting a happy laugh from the Atlantean. Orm looked at your body with so much fascination that it was clear how much he wanted you now, he needs you the same way you need him.

Running his tongue over his lips, Orm brought his face even closer to you, kissing and nibbling on the inside of your thighs making you moan loudly and arch against his face. Y/n was so excited that she wouldn't be surprised if her excitement ran down her legs and completely soaked the sheets. The way the Atlantean massaged her pussy through the fabric was driving her so crazy that she could no longer count the moans that escaped her mouth.

Asking permission with his gaze, Orm finally slides her panties down her smooth legs and throws them away. He tenderly kisses your pussy, before starting to lick calmly, sliding his tongue along your wet entrance making you gasp in surprise.

Y/n moaned loudly, arching her body and begging for more, while Orm smiled, wanting to take her to the limit. Despite being a little apprehensive, since it was the first time he had oral sex on the surface, Y/n's reactions made him sigh in relief for giving her so much pleasure.

You were perplexed by Orm's abilities, he knew exactly what he was doing, he could take you to heaven and bring you back in a matter of seconds. The Atlantean stops for a moment only to spit right on your soaked entrance before starting to suck on your clit making you shudder at your boyfriend's depraved action.

You squirm uncontrollably against his face as you listen to him praise you for being such a hot good girl, The pleasure is so much that you try to move away but Orm holds your waist tightly, preventing you from moving even an inch away from him.

The Atlantean was literally devouring your pussy, there is no other term for it, the way he licked your pussy and sucked your clit, the way his blue eyes sparkled as he looked at you so as not to miss any of your reactions was incredible. Unable to hold back any longer and giving in to the pleasure, Orm brings a finger towards your wet entrance, teasing lightly before gradually sinking it inside. You close your eyes tightly, letting a low moan escape your lips as you revel in the moment.

Y/n opens her eyes when Orm introduces another finger inside her, looking at him who was so focused on the mess she will become. His fingers were so skilled going back and forth inside you, making you whimper and bite your lips when he started rubbing your G-spot, leaving your legs shaking around the athlete's face.

The way Y/n whimpered beneath him, the way she begged him to make her cum, made Orm feel like he was in heaven. Every time she pulled his hair, scratched his back and moaned his name, his cock throbbed even more in his pants, all of this was pure pornography for the Atlantean. Wanting to drive his girlfriend completely crazy, Orm slides his third finger into her folds, wanting to feel even more of her tight insides, noticing how her eyes roll back at the sensation of being stretched by his fingers.

Y/n tries to close her thighs, but he forces them open, hitting her ass with a firm slap, shaking her head no. You whimper nonstop, it's so much pleasure that you have trouble even breathing. Every time Y/n approached climax the Atlantean would stop his movements only to see her in a state of ecstasy writhing and whimpering for him, Orm wanted her to scream loudly while he enjoyed her taste, so that everyone hear how good he made Y/n feel.

Orm couldn't stop a smug and perverted smile from appearing on his lips as a naughty thought crossed his mind, if Y/n was already moaning like that just for his fingers, imagine when he really fucks her with his dick. After some agonizing and pleasurable moments, the Atlantean finally allows his girlfriend to cum in his mouth and fingers and lets her rest because they've already done enough for one night.

This was the first time Orm thought he had found something that was equally good or even better here than in Atlantis and he was eager to experience all the other wonders of the earth.

With oral sex F reception, Orm dominant, hair pulling, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, compliment kink, name calling, dirty talk, slapping, pussy slapping, hickeys, biting, teasing and everything else you want! Pleaseee🙏🙏🛐😍🥺

I loved writing this (my first time 😍) I hope you like it too 🥰✨

[kazz-brekker]

amahl farouk in legion fx is, i think, the literal defition of living rent-free in someone's head

[multi-fandoms]

I want this man so bad ✨️