#being a ruler and shit

[thekingdaisy]

My courtiers when I start writing new laws at 12pm

[wheretheresawyll]

still boggles my mind that in the year 2024 most players still ignore anora's character just to reduce her to a lying backstabber, when she only goes against you if:

you reveal her identity to ser cautherine and howe's soldiers, defeating the entire purpose of her disguise and also ignoring what she told you literally one minute before about how they can't know she's escaping with you - thereby betraying her first

you ignore her completely in denerim after she asks you to come talk to her, and only show up to the landsmeet

you bring up loghain's fate, and when she tells you that she would rather him be spared if possible, you tell her to her face that her father has to die

[captainkirkk]

Social media fics are fun, but future historical accounts and opinions about our characters (especially if our main characters are kings or important societal figures) about how influential and much-loved said characters become?? That shit makes me go feral every time

[lgbtiwtv]

haunted that lestat is like 21 yrs old leading a society. the other vampires should’ve iced his ass years ago on basic principle. well… i guess they tried several times but like a roach he persevered. I feel like they keep him around bc he’s the only one bringing interesting events to the community he’s like a human soap opera he’s like the personification of Murphy’s law. like he should be sucking and fucking his way across the globe having the vampire equivalent of a spring break trip to malibu as god intended but instead he’s doing paperwork and ruling a society….that’s cruel and unusual punishment for him AND the society like that is NOT his natural environment……..they should put him down humanely….send him to a nice farm upstate where all the other problem-causers run free in the fields etc but no he has the endurance capacity of a New York City roach with immortality to match and he just keeps getting more powerful and more manic-pixie-dream-girled so vampiric society gives up on trying to squash that gay bug and instead puts him in a jar to observe in captivity because the bug is easily the most thing to happen to their society in centuries. he’s like the sliced bread of vampires they’re like what did we even DO before lestat???????? and none of them can even answer because the worlds two oldest living vampires are ALSO obsessed with him. I’d tell them to get well soon but it’s just unrealistic at this point

[hanakihan]

a really REALLY REALLY old sketch made on knee about local discord joke how if RoR! Jack the Ripper got summoned into FGO, he, Moriarty and Ruliarty would’ve been a one big Spider-Man meme

[g0lightly]

probably the best evidence i have for the idea that sansa will be a queen in some capacity by the time the asoiaf series ends is the fact that westeros has never had a canon-confirmed redheaded queen and i just don't think that george rr martin (both r's stand for "redhead appreciator" btw) would do that unless he was going to make a redhead queen in the books

[realsafari]

whoever the FUCK reviewed FUCKING LOLITA as “the only convincing love story of our century…” needs to be TORTURED,

BLOOD EAGLED,

AND HUNG IN THE TOWN SQUARE TO ROT.

[ragnarssons]

WAIT. I JUST LEARNT SOMETHING.

ZIONIST (and bad actress) GAL GADOT IS GONNA PLAY CLEOPATRA, AN EGYPTIAN QUEEN IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE?????? Give me the name of the asshole who casted her.

[skitskatdacat63]

Maybe im just too used to it atp, but it's funny to me how easy it is for me to draw seb and fernando with long flowing beautiful curly hair/wigs for my au, but when I even just try to imagine other people in it, like Mark and Jense, I can't even imagine them wearing the same type of thing at all 😭😭

[the-best-bagel]

Ooku is so close to having something cool to say about gender but the second i think they might do it they curve me and have the unwell crossdressing lady's happy ending be becoming traditionally feminine and submissive to her husband who became assertive and traditionally masculine.

[illdothehotvoice]

I hope you all know that the King Papyrus ending literally lives rent free in my head I think about it a lot-

[pterodactylterrace]

Just gonna leave this here. Y’all can draw your own conclusions.

[pricemarshfield]

the thing about tgp au is that raphael is (metaphorically) in hell and tav is having a fucking ball. raphael is doing everything he can to make her miserable and tav is delighted to win each challenge (they are not winnable. she manages). and raphael HATES her for it. why is she having FUN this is the BAD PLACE not that she KNOWS THAT (she does know that. he doesn’t know she knows that) and this isn’t even getting into how they’re fucking from like week two. they are so UNWELL

[maegalkarven]

Expeditions: Viking is going to be a fun game to play

[randomnameless]

@zeroabyss replied to your post “Tbf to the "how can Bernie hurt and kill Nabateans...”:

At some point story segregation is inevitable if they can’t properly convey feats into gameplay. Like Dimitri super strength shoul reasonably mean his str growth and cap is so absurd no one could reach it, but that wouldn’t be fair to the others would it? But at the same time they add more and more ridiculous feats that it SHOULD be that high, like how Hopes says he had strength training. In cold Faerghus. In Armor. While SWIMMING. At that point it’s absurd.

​It'd basically be Jugdral 2.0, but given how IS completely knelt in front of the Ayra wank to make Mareeta - a major crested carrier - apparently weaker than her, even in her "ascended" aka "peak" state, I'm afraid character wank will now always triumph over story integration in gameplay.

Jugdral - FE4 and even FE5 - wise basically tells her characters with major blood are demigods and their prowesses cannot be matched by regular people, or even people with minor HB. It sucks - Leif complains about this - but it's like that

(FE5 is all about Leif realising he can be a hero by doing heroic things, rather than merely being born with the right concentration of "magic blood")

End of her journey, aka, Ascended!Mareeta and base!Galzus already mastered Eclipse (since in FE5 Astra and Luna can be combined!) and, by virtue of having the highest concentration of "magic blood", are "stronger" than Ayra, just like Shanan is.

But Ayra wanking means if Leif had a pair of tits and was a tall woman with long black hair, he would handle lances better than his major blooded sister.

Tl;Dr : in FEH : popularity >>>>> FE Jugdral's lore and mechanics.

and I fucking hate it

[probablyaseamonster]

hey so I'm back on my bodyswap bullshit again! (What can i say, its one of my favourite fanfic concepts!)

Alright so hear me out on this one.

feel the crack.

Alastor is character A in the swap...

But character B is someone he's never interacted with

He probably doesn't even know she exists

Shes from a different show entirely

But they have one thing. ONE THING in common.

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Its the cherub Vivzie herself voiced in that one episode.

The one literally named "Deerie".

So basically a cute "innocent" lowest-of-all angel gets bodyswapped with one of the most feared overlords in hell.

And the most important thing is that NEITHER of them are happy about it.