#beet-delinquent

[skiiyoomin]

Hello!

could I request headcanons of Aren Kobayasu, Kusuo Saiki and Shun Kaido with a s/o that’s super clumsy and always hurt in some way? Like their body hurts or they have scratches almost every time they see them

If you don’t wanna do this, it’s completely fine! Just make sure to eat and stay hydrated! I hope you have a good day or night!! :3

ღThey have a clumsy s/o

ʚCont: gn! reader, mentions of injuries

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a/n Hii, ofc you can! Thank you for requesting! Make sure you stay hydrated and eat all your meals too!! <3 I hope you enjoy this!

AREN KOBAYASU

when you were still fresh in your relationship, he thought your bruises and cuts were cause you were getting beat up by delinquents

you know that angry face he always makes? yeah that's the face he had when he saw your injuries

at first you thought he was mad at you so you confronted him

poor boy was confused

like huh? why would he be mad at you?

then you explained and he was like oh

he ends up ranting about how he's gonna beat whoever is hurting you and how they shouldn't mess with you otherwise they're messing with him

you can't help but laugh a bit, cause tbh it's so cute seeing him so protective over you :')

when you explain it's because you're clumsy he goes beet red with embarrassment

now that he knows he prolly gets mad at whatever you accidentally hurt yourself with

you knocked into the corner of a table and now you have a bruise? throws it or punches it till it smashes

now you're problem is solved

conclusion: he will have beef with anything that hurts you

KUSUO SAIKI

saw it coming

obviously

he will never admit but he always tries his best using his abilities to make sure you don't get hurt

secretly, not so secretly, uses his hand to cover the edges of tables so you don't get hurt

at this point he does it instinctively

he always carries a mini first aid kit in case you need it!!

you got a cut on your finger? don't worry, Saiki has band aids ready to go!

Low-key worries about you cause you could get seriously hurt one day

if you ever tease him for being a sweetheart he'll turn red like a tomato and deny it

probably bonks you in the head (softly) so you don't tease him again

just let him care for you in his own way! 😤

SHUN KAIDO

y'all know what's coming

he's blaming it on the Dark Reunion!

pls believe him

he's very clumsy himself

so y'all are the clumsy couple

if it's not you getting hurt, it's him

but you both like to take care of each other!

he is a firm believer that kisses on the injury cure it and you can't convince me otherwise

so expect lots of kisses!!!

even though he gets very shy most of the times

I have a scenario in my head where more often than not, you've tripped and landed on Kaidou

poor boy has passed out more than once because of this

whether its because he landed too hard or because you're on top of him will remain a mystery

all in all, he tries to take care of you as much but is probably just as much of a klutz as you are

10/10 for the effort though

[crybaby-bkg]

Physical therapist AU that popped up into my mind yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about them!!!!

Bakugou as the physical therapist that most people are kind of scared of. He doesn’t get that many clients, only because his methods are a little harsh and his words are a little mean, but it’s only because he wants the best for you and your body. He focuses solely on your upper body and arms, for when you have pains or surgeries. He’s such an ass, likes to pick up 20 pound weights and show you how to do your exercise, tuts at you when you complain that your two pound weights are too heavy. But on the days when he really sees you struggling, his voice is a lot kinder, and he’ll give you the one pound weights when he sees your arms shaking a little. But the next appointment, you won’t be able to slack off!

Kiri as the lower body and legs physical therapist in the studio. He’s all cheery and bright when he sees you, is a little imposing with the eye contact whenever he explains each and every muscle in your calf and how it aids you and why it hurts when you run without warming up first. He’s just so big, doesn’t realize his size when he climbs up on the tables with you so that he can bend and twist your leg every which way to show you how it should feel. You hate to disappoint him, watch that bottom lip puff out when you admit that you haven’t done your exercises the way you were supposed to. He must hang out with Bakugou too much, because he goes just a little harder on you those days.

Deku who focuses on the whole body. He’s much like Kiri, with his big green eyes staring holes into your soul as he over explains where the soreness in your flank comes from. His hands are big and soft when they guide you into the right position he wants to put you in, his voice soft. Always whispers a drawn out ‘goooood job’ whenever you can do something he’s instructed you without any hiccups. He turns beet red whenever he realizes how his hands have found themselves in a compromising position on your body, just gets so caught up in guiding you, and it’s the most adorable thing ever.

Denki as the therapist who focuses solely on hands. He’s amazing with his fingers, all long and slender and pretty. He talks your head off when you come in after surgery on your pinky and middle finger, and you can’t help but find it endearing. He shows you how to do your exercises and routines, all pretty smiles and golden eyes that you can’t help but admire with a sweet sigh when you stare at him. He also buys his own lotion to massage into your hands, and coos about how soft they are and how good they smell after, embarrassing you whenever he holds your wrists up for other passersby’s to smell.

Shinsou works primarily with feet and ankles, and he’s damn good at it. He always has a bored little look on his face, and you’re scared he might be too rough, but he’s the complete opposite. Asks you intermittently, does this hurt? is the pain right here? should I add more pressure? And he doesn’t huff when you complain about his hands being too rough. He does give you a stern talking to though when he doesn’t see any progression because you haven’t been keeping up with at home maintenance. But on those days, he also offers up heat with the electro therapy treatment, because he knows you prefer it over the ice.

Todoroki as the additional chiropractor there???? His monotonous voice gives no indication when he’s going to basically separate your spine from your flesh, but you can always see his little hint of a smile when you scream a little. And delinquent turned front desk worker Dabi???? who only works there because his annoying brother got him job, but he doesn’t mind it because he gets to flirt with the patients before they’re whisked off to the back.

[cheesus-doodles]

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I can imagine Koko crying because she took a unique photo that no one has of the reader, with the following dialogue:

Inu: are you ok?

[see photo]

Inui: Wait, where did you get that photo?

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the Tiktok is long gone lmao, but no matter, I will answer based on the ask below! short one this time folks, i’ve been feeling unusually pooped these few days, hopefully i’ll be back up to speed next week

I would say having unique, one-of-a-kind photos wouldn’t be such a head-turner in itself given each of the boys, both Toman and Black Dragon, would have their little stash of photos that they’ve taken individually with you as well as those that they got from stalking you in their down time.

But there would be that one photo that Koko can’t seem to put down, staring at it for minutes on end to the point that Inupi takes notice and he nearly gets caught by Taiju during a Black Dragon meeting. This black-haired boy would be quick to tuck the picture away into a inner coat pocket though, and even scurry away should he fail to try and hide the photo in time, though eventually Inupi does catch a glimpse of what he was trying so hard to hide. Turns out, it was one that had even Inupi doing a double take, snatching the priceless piece of paper out from Koko's hands to have a second and third look. And it was enough to drop the jaw of the usually stoic delinquent and earn a light blush that dusted his cheeks.

A picture of you laughing at someone off camera while half submerged in what looked like an onsen. And very obviously not having anything covering your chest, which was mere centimetres away from being exposed above the water surface. Koko would make quick work of relieving a malfunctioning Inupi of his picture, his own face beet red, and the black-haired boy would run off before the other had a chance to ask him so many questions. Like where on earth did he get that photo, who took it (he had someone he needed to break the arms and legs off from) , and why was he oogling you in public when he knew it was so close to being a very indecent picture - what would you think of them if you caught Koko in such a compromising position? What would you think if you knew someone had peeped on you?

They'll be dumped so quickly it wouldn't even be funny. Best to keep this on the down low, and Inupi warns Koko to keep the picture safe, and for the love of all things holy stop looking at it in public. Of course Koko doesn't listen, and of course he tried to charge Inupi an exorbitant amount of money since the other looked at it. Inupi didn't pay up.

Anyway, no doubt that rumors quickly spread about the photo among the deliquent gangs: that Koko had this one picture of you he couldn't stop looking at, and no one quite knew the contents but they "heard from a friend of a friend" that it was quite lewd. Eventually reaching the ears of the Toman boys, it instantly peaked both their intrigue, protectiveness and fury all at once in an instance. A lewd picture of you owned by someone else? Who took it? How did they take it? Were you being peeped on? How lewd was it? Mikey and Kazutora got a good trashing by the others. Though all six boys at least agreed on three points: that this had to be kept a secret from you at all costs at risk of you finding out and freaking out, they needed to confront declare war on the Black Dragons and take that picture, and they needed to keep it safe for themselves destroy it immediately to protect you dignity.

Okay your friends still had time to come to a decision on the last one after they have wrestled it away from those scum buckets - even if it was very inappropriate and your Toman friends would never dare think of you in such a manner, it was still a one-of-a-kind picture of you none of them owned, and they would very much like to add it to their collection. Something so intimate would be best owned by people who would never take advantage of you after all.

[the-pinstriped-hood]

Runaway

Part 2 to Meatcute@Midnight:

(An OC x Cannon Lost Boys story continuation) (Evie x David)

Part 3

Evie was lucky, so far she hadn't gotten fired.

Every night since, the blonde haired biker who had finally introduced himself as David, popped into her store and had tried striking up a conversation with the pretty store clerk who always tried to usher him back out.

Three weeks in and Evie finally relented. After her boss had left for the night, she had locked the door for her boss and as soon as he was gone, she would unlock the door. There was no use in fighting David. He would make a clown of himself, try and get her to let him in and make her laugh. Something about his personality just made her want to talk to him. Maybe she was lonely? Work was awfully boring on the rare nights that David hadn't shown up. A small part of Evie waited nightly for her mysterious blonde friend to make an appearance, and when he did? He followed her around, talking to her.

On this particular night, Evie was working on closing up shop as usual with her Manager, Mr. Bayker. Closing announcements were made and it seemed like it would be another normal night. The crackle and roar of motorcycle tires on concrete filled the air outside the store. But it was too loud and David was always so quiet. Evie looked outside the front window, several headlamps this time around from a chorus of stalling motorcycles.

"What the hell??" Bayker cried, rushing through the aisles, receipts in hand as he rushed to the front door. "You damn kids! Get off my property or I'm calling the cops! You aren't allowed to be here!!"

A bunch of mocking laughter echoed, following his threat. "Where's the girl, old man?"

The headlights shining in Baykers face were too bright, having to cover his eyes. He couldn't make out who that comment had belonged to. "Girl?! What girl?!"

"The girl. The one that slaves away for you. I figured a manager would take it upon himself to close up shop himself instead. Some leader you are." Another chorus of mocking laughter.

"I'm calling the police!!!" Bayker cried, running back into the store and right past Evie who didn't didn't even see her. She heard the Manager's office door slam shut. It was just her and those bikers now. Everything was quiet, the drone of the bikes overpowered the store's speakers, making it the only thing you could hear. The light from their headlamps spilled onto the tile floor inside. Things felt tense. Guarded steps took Evie out from the aisles, peeking around a pillar. "Evie…Evie…come out and play~"

It was strange, through all the noise and commotion she heard it was David's calm voice through all of it loud and clear.

His voice seemed to tease her. "Come outside…"

She hadn't even noticed that she had walked out the door. Like the last thirty seconds of her life had evaporated from her memory.

Evie's bangs didn't help shield her from the bright lights. Covering her eyes with her hand, she got closer to the sound of motorcycles. "There she is…Didn't I tell you guys she was cute?"

Another chorus, this time of agreement. "Where have you been hiding from us, Evie?"

The young woman looked past David to one of the other blonde bikers, the colorful epaulets on the shoulder of his jacket jingled in the wind. "I've always needed to work. I thought David was alone."

"Nah girl he ain't alone. He's just been keeping you from the rest of us."

"Get on. You need a break." David added, hand outstretched to her.

"Come with us, Evie."

"B-but I…" Evies hand was so close David could grab it easily.

"Hold it right there!!!" All eyes snapped to Bayker as he was panting, running when he saw Evie had gone missing. "Miss Pierce you get away from those delinquents this instant! Back inside, I'll deal with them!" The older man's brow was beaded with sweat, face as red as a beet.

"And what? Have her worked her to death? I don't think so."

The air was tense and Evie could not move. Caught between the key to freedom or stability.

She saw into David's eyes. He was silently pleading with her to get on the bike. The cashier looked back at her boss, huffing and sneering. "Well?"

Evie took David's hand as wild cheers rose up from the boys, David helping Evie onto the back of his bike with a triumphant smile as the sound of revving motors drowned out her managers yells. "Consider this my resignation! I quit!!!" Pulling off her work shirt to reveal the black tank top underneath and tossing it to the ground.

"Hold on tight."

The last thing Evie recalled was peeling out of the parking lot, four other bikes bringing up the rear and all of them riding off with her.

The night air smelled sweet as the boys howled wildly like banshees as the bikes continued on, past large groups of trees that broke away to reveal the seaside of Santa Clara. She watched as David's friends rose and fell back in formation. The little boy on the back of Dwayne ride waved to her. She waved back. The night seemed to grow darker the closer they got to their destination. The bikes stopped at a small cliff just outside of town. "Take a look, Evie." David smiled. Bright lights lit up the sky as just past the cliff, on the beach side below them was a massive Boardwalk Carnival. Her eyes lit up. "I never knew about this place. Can we go??"

"You've never been to the boardwalk?" The young boy named Laddie asked.

"I've never been out this far before. I've only ever been past mainstreet. I never knew this town had such a place…"

"Well then we'll just have to show you around!"

The biker who was introduced as Paul grinned. "You're gonna love it there!"

All of these boys were so sweet to her. It was hard to imagine that all of them were Vampires.

A few days ago~

"So, why are you always avoiding me in the produce aisle?" Evie looked up from her work of stacking apples on the stand. David was smoking against a pillar just outside of the produce section.

"Ah, allergies." He lied.

"Uh huh, Sure. You know you can't get hives just by standing next to fruit right?"

"Yeah. And?" David was defensive, his posture gave it away that he was clearly uncomfortable.

"Then come over here."

"I can't."

Evie laughed. "Oooh big man scared of the lettuce and parsley.." she playfully teased David who wrinkled his nose at the thought. "What are you? a vampire or something?"

“Do you believe in vampires, Evie?” David asked, flicking the empty cigarette into the trash. He stared at her as she continued to work waiting patiently on her answer. The blonde female sniffed nonchalantly beginning on another box of fruit. “Not exactly. I feel the whole demon of the night, cursed to roam the earth, impossibly good looking villain trope to be over played in a lot of media. A lot of vampire “habits” just came from real life historical figures like Vlad the Impaler and Lady Bathory who were just everyday human murderers. Why?” She finally met David’s questioning gaze.

“That is true, however,” David continued. “That's not the whole story to us vampires. Bathory and Tepes were actual vampires. Centuries ago, historical scholars decided that my kind and other supernatural beings were to be written into nothingness, seen as only fictitious monsters meant to frighten bad children, the weak hearted and those who did not believe in the catholic faith. We’re real, Evie. Very, very real. There's a lot of us here, in Santa Clara.”

Silence hung in the air. Both human and vampire were stone still, waiting on the other to make a single move.

“If I was in actual danger, David,. You would have killed me already, you have no witnesses. So, why just come here to talk to me?”

David chuckled, crooking his finger in a ‘come hither’ motion. “You get out from behind that bale of garlic, and I’ll tell you why.”

Legs obeyed his request as she stood, brushing the onion peels off her pant legs and hiding the stray strand of hair behind her ear. Evie walked out of the produce section as David lit another cigarette. “Because something about you intrigues me, Evie. A pretty girl like you working in a dump like this. That just isn't right. I want to help you, you told me you wanted to be a teacher. Why can't you just go chase that dream? What's stopping you?”

“A lack of funds. My apartment is so sparse because all the money I make goes to all of my bills and upkeep. I have no time for myself and I never have since I came to Santa Clara. I just don't have the drive to keep chasing it if my situation doesn't change, David.”

The biker stared at his depressed companion. He hated seeing her so sad, to work herself to the bone each and every night and it was even worse when he found her crying at work. His heart didn't beat, but it still ached for Evie.

David was going to kick himself if he didn't help her. He was a fan of the dark, but still craved to see her eyes light up like they had the other night when he appeared. She looked so happy to see him that he even got a hug. He needed to see those lights again, by any means necessary. Evie had to be his.

Present Day

David and the boys watched as the now ex cashier rode the carousel, going around and around. David chuckled. "You know boys, when you pick up an unassuming rock. You might just find a gem on the inside." Eventually the carousel slowed Evie dismounted her horse, getting off and bouncing up and down with childlike glee. “I’ve never been on a carousel! That was amazing!”

The rest of her night was filled with more fantastic discoveries, popcorn, ice cream, exploring every shop with wide eyed curiosity. Evie finally found herself getting sleepy at around 2am when the boardwalk crowds began to grow thinner and the lights began to turn off. Evie hugged the stuffed beaver Dwayne had won her at one of the many carnival games, yawning loudly.

The bikers collectively chuckled. ‘David, you better take Evie home, girl looks like she's about to collapse.” Marko chuckled, stuffing his hands into his pockets. “Yeah, you guys head home without me. I’ll be back soon, alright?”

The pack dispersed and David took Evie home. He knew where she lived because he may have done some light stalking, just in case. Finding the key to her apartment in her pocket, David carried Evie inside, finding that she had been telling the truth and that her living conditions were rather spartan. Most of the rooms remained barren and there was a mattress with a blanket and a pillow on the floor of where the bedroom was located. What a sorry state someone has to live in.

David almost wanted to say fuck it and just take Evie back to Hudsons Bluff with him and risk getting burned in the sun. It was almost worth it, then again he did not doubt she would be unhappy with the decision.

As much as it pained him to do so, he carried Evie to the bedroom, finding it surprisingly dark. Several curtains, sheets and boxes blocked any sunlight from coming into the room whatsoever. It was practically perfect if he were to stay the night. He could watch over Evie, surely she wouldn't mind. David bit his lip and decided on fuck it. Removing his boots, coat and gloves, Mentally telling the others that he would be staying the night at Evies. This was followed by a chorus of wolf whistles and catcalls. The lead vampire expected nothing less from his childish coven mates. He gently knelt, laying Evie down on the mattress and removed her shoes, covering her with a blanket. He hoped she wouldn't be upset having a vampire sleep in her apartment.

Floating to the ceiling and flipping himself upside down in front of the sleeping girl, he crossed his arms over his chest, his last few precious minutes of consciousness filled with watching Evie’s chest rise and fall as she buried half her face into the pillow, her beaver wrapped up in her arms, a small contented sigh escaping her lips.

“What a beautiful creature.” David muttered and followed Evie into unconsciousness.

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[jadeisbetterrrr]

lumity fluff 😍

before Day of Unity.

Amity POV

"Luz did you chain up your abomination homework?" Amity asked Luz. " WE HAVE TO DO THAT?" Luz asked her head turning slowly. "uhm, yes?" Amity said, confused on why her girlfriend looked so startled. "meh, i'll cross that bridge when i get to it." Luz said, not a care in the world.

"HEY MITTENS!" Ed yelled bursting into her room. *GASP* "YOU SNUCK LUZ IN?" Eddie whisper-yelled. "SHUT UP ED" Amity said bringing a finger up to her mouth signaling he should be quiet. "Woah wait who snuck who i-" Emira said, when she saw Luzs face and looked at her sister with a beet red face.

"BREAKING NEWS! OUR LOVELY DEAR SISTER AMITY HAS SNUCK A GIRL IN? IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENS MITTENS IS NOW A DELINQUENT" Emira said, acting like Gus's father on the news. Luz laid down on Amitys bed giggling and looking at her flustered girlfriend trying to shut up her siblings.

"DONT TELL MOTHER!" "OH MY TITAN GUYS GET OUT" Amity said, quickly getting up from her bed trying to shut up the twins. "c'mon little sis, let's us hang out with you!" emira asked. "fine." Amity said surrendering. "oh also, we're watching you Luz, hurt our sister you'll immediately pop up missing." Edric said, looking at Luz with a stare so sharp it could cut through her.

Luz felt the urge to sit up straight. although she couldn't. (GET THE JOKE ‼️) "Luz don't listen to them, they're joking." "are we mittens? are we joking?" emira said, questioning her. "yes you are." Amity said, with a sharp look, sharper then Ed's. they both got startled "yes that is what we are doing. Joking" it's so fun" the twins said, trying to not get killed. "okay we're leavig now" the twins said.

"sorry about that, theyre crazy." amity said apologizing. "don't be, i like it when your flustered and mean." Luz said, trying to get Amity to blush. "whatever dork." Amity said, burying her face in her hands to hide her beet red face. "come here ams you look stressed." Luz said, trying to comfort her girlfriend. Amity did not waste a second and jumped into her arms as they landed on her bed and laid down. "lets take a nap, we both look sleepy." amity whispered. "okay" luz said quietly. And there they slept in eachothers embrace.

a/n ; you're welcome, i got lazy in the end lol i'm gonna cut it short here gn/gm guys ily so so much. 🫶🏽

[waisaurus]

#SK8shorts @Sk8Shorts DAY1 #SK8renga renga au;

wherein nanako comes to terms that her son langa is dating a delinquent.

"the boy just plays skateboard," her husband oliver reasons.

nanako side eyes him.

foolish is what he is.

he doesn't know how much mrs. ayato next door gossips about how boys like reki would ruin boys like langa.

oh, her poor, baby langa.

langa grew up in a pristine house, all white and decorated with pretty hydragea flowers. it's pure, peaceful to the eyes. nanako is the main designer and she knows she does a good job.

oliver says he feels like he's in a dentist clinic.

ugh. what does he know about tranquility?

nothing!

because oliver is welcoming this… boy… reki– hair a stark red, yellow stripes headband, and bomber jacket a bright green– he clashes violently with everything nanako holds dear.

"ma, pa, this is reki, and he's my boyfriend," langa introduces.

oh, dear, oh dear.

they met during second year of college. apparently langa likes to hang around the park behind his dorm building and that's where he met reki.

"it was a sunrise, i was on my way to my class and i saw him doing an ollie with the sun behind him. it was magical," langa is gushing.

nanako doesn't even know what an ollie is. she squints at reki.

"mhm, what was reki doing in the morning playing around…. he wasn't ditching classes, was he? did you?"

reki laughs. it's a nice sound. langa looks all endeared again.

"no ma'am!" reki starts, "i scheduled my classes to be in the evenin. it was coincidental langa caught me at tha time, cuz usually i'm in my dorm sleepin."

langa begins to say something and reki quickly covers his mouth.

"what? what is it?" nanako urges.

langa says, "i was just gonna say… it's not a coincidence. it's fate. destiny. i love you, reki," and plops a big kiss on reki's head.

oliver snorts loudly then laughs.

reki deflates into his seat, face beet red.

nanako genuinely has no words.

///

"babe?" oliver prompts.

nanako stares at him and says, "he's ruining him."

the dinner date ended two hours ago. now they're turning in for the night, and nanako has done some calculations and came to a conclusion.

oliver pulls their blanket closer and sighs, "if this is abou—"

"we must save reki."

oliver closes his mouth.

"langa is. langa is doing everything i thought reki would do," nanako shivers, "he's… he made reki get a tattoo, poor child scared of needles."

"reki got him back, though? langa got a piercing for him and," oliver chuckles, "he fainted. he isn't even scared of needles and he fainted."

nanako shakes her head, amused. "langa got jealous when reki didn't pay him enough attention during finals and blocked the door when reki wanted to leave for his classes."

"straight up laid down in front of the door!" oliver barks a laugh, "i'm embarrassed for our son. he has no shame."

the both of them huddle together. oliver takes nanako's hand and kisses it.

"young love is so stupid. langa took reki to a motel room for their first date. who does that?"

nanako giggles at the way oliver's body shakes with laughter.

"in his defense, he thought all the times he watched reki in the park counted as dates. he just wanted to take the relationship a step further."

nanako adds, "poor reki was so confused."

they both tear up and cackle at the imagery.

oliver hums.

"he's such a sweetheart, reki. i know you don't like him but i think he's good for our son."

"no, i like him."

"huh? back then you said–"

nanako huffs, "i know what i said! now i take it back."

oliver smiles, "well, i'm glad. reki makes langa happy."

"ugh, i feel like such an asshoIe. this is all mrs. ayato's fault."

"who's mrs. ayato?"

"ugh!" nanako yells and smacks her husband's forehead.

—end :)!

[x-posted on twitter]

[sweetescapeartist]

How do you do? This is another question related to fanon because it's someone a artist friend on DA of loves over canon.(Especially when in comes to the characters in Naruto since they were done dirty if watch it clearly) So, what details, or other stuff you would add in your own DB fanon? 😶

Doing well. Hope you're well too.

I can understand certain examples of why ppl prefer fanon over particular parts of canon. Especially when its to improve and mend events for characters done dirty. (I wish I knew more about the Naruto series but I don't have much time to watch other series besides the ones I already do; like DB or a few slice of life anime & One Punch Man. {Although I'm about 2 years behind in reading the OPM manga.})

As for my DB fanon ideas? Kinda have a lot. Some of these are what I wanted to put in my DB Data-Book/Biology Book. Some Inplan to use for comics too.

This gonna be a VERY long list. There are 63 of them in total... sorry for those who come across this. 😅

The post I made about Krillin & 18's fertility.

Yamcha dated Tights for years without Yamcha knowing she was Bulma's sister & without Tights knowing he was Bulma's ex. (I actually have a comic I want to make out of this.)

Blonde Lunch had a crush on Tenshinhan while Blue Lunch didn't. (Seems to be supported by the series from what I can tell.)

Krillin's attraction to 18 stems from his crush on Lunch. A tough blonde delinquent with a sweet side. Except Launch's sweet side is literally another side of her. (This is why I ship Krillin/Launch sometimes.)

Krillin shares his birthday with 18. (Wrote a fic about it too.)

Towa is either Dabura's half sister or adopted sister (or even step sister). I can't get over how different they look lol.

Cell is "female." Better explained in this post.

Krillin's wish for 17 & 18 to become fully human didn't work for a few reasons. Shenron says he can't grant the wish because their powers are too great and strange (strange because of cybernetics & bio-organic components). He cannot effect those greater than his creator's power. But he also adds that he cannot effect them against their will. So perhaps, 17 & 18 wanted to remain cyborgs so that they can defend themselves. This is especially true with 17 who loved having powers. But seemed to be less so for 18 who didn't really care but saw her powers as necessary for protecting herself. (Shenron being unable to do a wish against the will of someone with power beyond his own is like how Goku refused to be wished back to Earth at the end of the Namek Saga.)

Tenshinhan was able to learn the Mafuba as quick as he did on his own because he already understood how to use his life energy with attacks from using the Kikoho.

Future Trunks may look like Present Trunks, but they are actually not genetically identical. Different sperm fertilized a different egg, but due to Saiyan genetics greatly limiting the variations of how Saiyans appear is why both Future Trunks & Present Trunks ended up looking the same. Plus the chances of the exact same sperm and egg joining is pretty much impossible. And Future Trunks realized that he would not have prevented his own birth because its a multiple timeline thing in DB, not a singular timeline.

Goten & Trunks were born without tails while Gohan & Future Trunks were born with tails. Which is 1 reason why I believe Goten & Trunks were able to turn SSJ so easily. And being born with tails is why Future Trunks & Gohan were able to have their own unique transformations in DBS.

Saiyans don't notice certain ki signatures unless they focus. Likely due to them instinctively not using them due to sensing ki being naturally foreign to them. This is why Gohan & Vegeta never realized Goten & Trunks could turn SSJ despite living with them.

Saiyans were cannibals. They eat anything. And if one of them died, they probably ate their comrade. They're animalistic in nature. I'm pretty sure that Paragus & Broly ate Beets after Paragus killed him.

Freeza's race reproduce like certain lizards. And that is through asexual reproduction.

Saiyans are genetically recessive while humans are genetically dominant when it comes to physicality. This is why a hybrid's hair grows longer and they are physically less durable than a full-blood Saiyan when their ki is not raised. This is also why Bulma's children resemble her (except for Trunks' eyes). But with Chi-Chi, since she has only sons, their appearance resemes their father due to limited variations of Saiyans appearance. And since she has black hair, her children do too. But Saiyans traits are dominant when it comes to ability. This is why hybrids can transform into a Super Saiyan. But once there is less and less Saiyan DNA in the descendants, the ability can be lost. At that point, the hybrid is not necessarily a Saiyan since they cannot turn Super Saiyan and do not have other Saiyan abilities. And the potential of hybrids is actually from the human side, not the Saiyan side. Ppl often get that backwards. (I disagree with Goku Jr & Vegeta Jr being able to turn SSJ just because they have Saiyan blood. Contrary to popular belief, most Saiyans cannot turn SSJ. Just because you have the ancestry of a Saiyan doesnt mean you automatically can turns SSJ. It was the human potential with Saiyan ability that allowed the hybrids to transform. But with the traits of Saiyan ability becoming less and less, the ability to transform is lost. I beleive Goku Jr. & Vegeta Jr. being able to turn SSJ is a case of them luckily inheriting the almost gone trait of Saiyans.)

Goten's hair actually looks like Gohan's when he was a kid. But Chi-Chi styles it to resemble Goku in memory of him. She gave him a name that has almost identical meaning, so why would she not style his hair to resemble his father too? But Goten cut his hair later so he wouldn't be mistaken for Goku. And the back of his hair is somewhat long at the End of Z. Shows that his hair grows like an Earthling since he is a hybrid.

Saiyan hair is like that of certain animals; they shed. This is why their hair keeps the same look without growing too long. And if their hair gets cut, it regrows over time back to its original length and the shedding process begins again. But they can grow facial hair like humans. But I believe there is a limit to the growth and it starts to shed at a certain length as well. But facial hair grows slow. As for hair on other parts of the body? Also sheds after it gets to a certain length. They are animal-like, so why would they not have similarities to the fur of animals? Also their tails shed.

Human lifespan in Dragon Ball is 90+ years.

The reason why Saiyans know that once a Saiyan turns 80, they fall out of their prime and lose their ability for conbat is because it's happened to low-class non-combatant Saiyans. And a few times when combatants in their 80's tried to fight & were easily defeated. Most Saiyans usually die in combat before they turn 80 since they are a warrior race. They prefer falling in battle over aging anyways.

It is said that Videl's mom passed away when Videl was young. I believe it was when-- actually... I'll save that story for a comic/fic. 😉

Krillin is one of the few who knows that the 3 weird little kids at Capsule Corp are the Pilaf Gang because he's seen their file in the police reports. Another is Yamcha who put it together quick since he's pretty observant in DB. Goku & Bulma were absent minded until they saw Future Mai and connected the dots. But the Z Fighters all are so strong now that they dont care. If Tien, Piccolo, & Vegeta turned good, surely the goofball trio from their past can turn good too.

Krillin has reluctantly arrested Launch before. But other times he tries to get her to sneeze so he doesn't have to arrest her and she can get back to her peaceful life.

Some ppl in the DB world probably weren't resurrected again. If they died when King Piccolo returned, then again when Vegeta & Nappa blew up a city, then again to Cell or when Vegeta blew up part of the audience or when Buu wiped out everyone on Earth... The Dragon Balls can only wish ppl back enough times.

Farmer with a shotgun is alive again due to the wish during the Namek Saga to wish back those killed by Freeza's minions. Raditz worked for Freeza before he died, so the farmer is revived. (But this might also mean some aliens were revived but their planet was destroyed, so they died again... The dark & unspoken about side of DB?)

Baba was born AGE 250 & Roshi was born AGE 430. My only explanation is that either their father or mother was granted limited immortality like Roshi, or they were a witch or wizard and had a job like Baba that allowed them to go back and forth between the land of the living and the land of the dead. Cause Baba being 180 years older than Roshi is kinda insane.

The immortality elixer Roshi drank was from the Phoenix who made it out of the Paradise Plant. But it was given to him while he was an old man so he didn't stay youthful. (But Krillin on the other hand gained access to it while still relatively young...)

Officer Black survived the explosion from his battle jacket mecha, but he was turned into a cyborg by Gero. And since Black wanted to take over the Red Ribbon Army & wanted Gero to obey him, & since Gero took orders from the true successor, Gero deemed him as one of the failed artificial humans & deactivated him.

Yamcha was staying in a crappy hotel room in DBS because he lives like Ryu & wanders the Earth. He just wanted a quick and cheap place to stay while he's working as a freelance bodyguard (because Toriyama said that's what Yamcha does along with helping Tien farm sometimes).

Krillin has actually beaten 18 in a sparring match ONCE. But because 18 was embarrassed, she told Krillin that she let him win. It ended up motivating Krillin to train harder so he can beat her in a match for real. All the while he doesn't know he actually won once already.

Launch has her own business; a food truck company.

Launch leaves messages & videos to herself to help herself out. Blonde Launch leaves videos on how to fight and use a gun for her blue haired personality, while Blue Launch leaves cooking videos & other how-to videos. This way they can both run the Lunch Food Truck business as well as protect themselves.

Launch actually knew 17 & 18 when they were Lapis & Lazuli before they were kidnapped and turned into cyborgs. She helped the kids steal food and clothes. Both sides of her influenced the twins' personalities in different ways. But, Launch hasn't seen them in many years and 17 & 18 have been robbed of those memories when Gero tried to take over their minds.

Son Gohan & Gyumao learned the Turtle Style from Roshi, but Gohan was more interested in the spiritual aspect of fighting and learned ki attacks like the Kamehameha. Gyumao was more interested in the physical & learned Roshi's full power form. Gohan was also an older man while Gyumao was young.

Goku is technically a prince through marriage to Chi-Chi, but never acknowledges it. Unlike Vegeta, Goku doesn't care to brag about titles.

Krillin is the captain of a special forces unit of Satan City Police Department.

Bulma slept with Vegeta because of her crush on Goku and wondered what being with a Saiyan was like. So after breaking up with Yamcha and a night of drinking, she managed to seduce Vegeta. She found out being with a Saiyan wasn't as good as she thought. But it was too late now. Baby on the way.

Dr. Gero was trying to recreate his family and live in a world he could rule. Turned himself into a cyborg, recreated his deceased son, & in DBFZ, he had his computer recreate his deceased wife. He was evil, but he did care about his family. But, he was still evil so... Good job, 17. 👍 (Also, kinda interesting how 16 & 21 became good despite being modeled after the RR Army Soldier, Gevo & the RR Army Scientist, Vomi.)

Upa climbed Korin Tower like he said he would.

Upa, Bora, & Chi-Chi are actually way stronger than Mr. Satan. Videl is close in strength to Chi-Chi but still weaker despite being able to fly. Also, Bora withstood gunfire when he raised his ki back in OG Dragon Ball. Mr. Satan can't do that.

Yajirobe is a ronin. Probably once had a master but went his own way for some reason. I like to go the comedic rout & think he was kicked out for eating all the food lol. He has an appetite like a Saiyan. Only a few humans are like that (Krillin being one of them), & it ain't cheap.

Chi-Chi wants to enter the World Martial Atrs Tournaments to win some money since she's the strongest non altered human on Earth. But she never does because she doesn't want to influence her children to fight instead of getting real jobs. Fighting is good and all, but you also have to provide for yourself and a possible family. So she did farming & cooking on her own (besides having her sons help her) to make money while Goku was in Other World, hoping to influence her children to be hard workers instead of just fighters.

Chi-Chi was so against fighting because she saw her fiancé nearly die fighting Piccolo, then her husband died fighting his alien brother while her 3 year/4 year old son was kidnapped by by his alien uncle then kidnapped by Piccolo for an entire year, then she saw her 4 year/5 year old son unconscious from fighting murderous adult aliens & her husband crippled. No wonder she didn't want Gohan to fight. But after knowing Gohan saved the Earth due to Goku's training and sacrifice, Chi-Chi saw the importance of training again. So she trained Goten as well as made sure he did his studies. Chi-Chi had it rough, but most fans ignore that.

Krillin had brutal training to be a monk when he was a child. And on top of that brutal training, he was often beaten up & bullied by the older monks. So part of his distrusting & sneaky personality in his youth was his defense mechanism to keep himself safe physically & mentally. But having his first true friend be Goku helped Krillin shed his "mask" & become his true self. A pure hearted guy like Goku.

Krillin & 18's house was bought with the money she won from getting 2nd place & blackmailing the 1st place prize money from Mr. Satan. Ppl mistake her to be money obsessed when she's actually trying to make life easier for her family and get away from Kame House. Ppl mistake Chi-Chi as being money obsessed to, but she's trying to provide for her family when she was a single parent feeding two very hungry Saiyans.

Tenshinhan's dojo is placed at the foot of a mountain as a refernece to how the mother of Erlang Shen (from Saiyuki) became a mountain or was imprisoned unter Mount Tao (Tao Paipai connection there). Chaozu/Jiaozu takes the role of Erlang's dog and deceased brother, Yurin takes the role of Erlang's sister (although in DB they are not blood related). And now the family is all together again at what is probably a dojo in the village where Tenshinhan was born before he became a student of the Crane Hermit. (I know ppl ship Tien with Yurin, but I view them & Chaozu as having some sort of sibling bond.)

Yamcha was raised by wolf Beastmen bandits. This is where the Wolf Fang Fist came from. He created it to emulate his adoptive wolf family's fighting style. He was eventually left alone after his wolf family was killed & had to survive on his own since he was young.

17 & 18 ki is suppressed that it seems like they dont have ki. But Krillin has learned to sense the faint ki signature due to him being a master of ki and being close to 18 for so long. I got this headcanon from this fic that @longmonthartist made.

Krillin, Yamcha, & Tenshinhan don't use the Full Power form (buff form) like Roshi does because they see the limitations of the form. Increased strength, but decreased speed. Goku noticed the same thing with SSJ Grade 3. All the strength in the world means nothing if you can't touch your opponent. Tien's shoulders were so buff in the Cell Saga because he was using the semi-full power form that Roshi uses when he fights in tournaments (cause Roshi is scrawny, then semi-buff, then super buff). Krillin & Yamcha (& later Tien) used a similar method Goku did when making his SSJ form like his base form (Kame School knowledge). Which is why Tien's giant shoulders are no more.

Tenshinhan did like he said and put his own twist to the Kaio-Ken. But he doesn't use it like Goku did because of how damaging it is to the body. Goku could barely handle it with having the durable body of a Saiyan. Its too dangerous for a human. So the twist Tien did with the Kaio-Ken was used for the Kikoho. He used Kaio-Ken principles to make it stronger so he could use it multiple times instead of just once. But it still wasnt enought to damage Semi-Perfect Cell, only slow him down temporarily. But the improved Kikoho still damaged his body and almost killed him without killing his opponent.

Yamcha used some of the Kaio-Ken principles to improve his Wolf Fang Fist (which is kinda a mortal version of Kio-Ken Yamcha created himself). But even when using Kio-Ken principles, the improved Wolf Fang Fist didn't amplify his power too much because he used it safely. Otherwise it would damage his body like the Kaio-Ken would. And since he's no Saiyan, he doesnt get stronger after healing from near death. Nor would it be smart to use such a dangerous technique without Senzu beans.

Goku had an advantage over all the other students of Master Roshi. Grampa Gohan taught Goku the Kame Style at a young age and Goku went on to learn directly from Roshi. Meanwhile Krillin has Shaolin training for 13 years, Yamcha had his personal wolf style for 17 years. Goku's Turtle style is the most pure out of all the students. And those principles being ingrained in him for as long as he can remember are a reason why is one of the top students only rivaled by Krillin who trained under Roshi for more years than anyone else.

Krillin learned all of Roshi's attacks, but rarely uses them because he wanted to create his own attacks and advance other attacks that would be useful in combat against stronger opponents. So he can do the full power form, the electric shock attack, hypnosis, ect. But Roshi refused to teach him the Mafuba because it can kill the user.

Tenshinhan & Chaozu learned how to fly from Crane Hermit, Goku learned how to fly from Kami, Yamcha later learned how to fly from Kami in DBZ, Gohan learned from Piccolo, Piccolo & Vegeta appear to have known it naturally (as some aliens do). Krillin is the only Z Fighter who didn't have anyone teach him how to fly. He figured it all out by himself without a teacher. Not even Roshi figured out how to fly on his own & he's hundreds of years old. Crane Hermit was the only one to figure out the bukujutsu on his own, but Krillin figured it out & mastered it in a far shorter time than his master's ancient rival. Thats just one reason why Krillin became the strongest Earthling. He was able to understand ki control on a different level than the others & he did so without somebody teaching him. And the better your understanding & control of your ki, the stronger you become.

Krillin is one of the few characters that can use the Genki Dama, but gather the energy needed for one on his own. He knows how to form it into a ball and how to properly sense evil to use it in an attack, but he never learned to collect the energy. Another is Cell since he has everyone's techniques. He probably knows how to gather the energy. (One game shows Cell make one and he says "I told you I could do it.")

Teenage Lapis & Lazuli snuck into the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai to watch the fights but like the rest of the audience who realized it was the evil Piccolo there, they ran off to escape from him. Later, they were kidnapped by Mercenary Tao soon after Goku defeated Piccolo. Then, the twins were experimented on in captivity for years until they almost completely forgot their past from before they were androids. All part of Gero trying to rewrite their minds and make them his killing machines. (Succeeds in the future, but fails in the present due to turning himself into a cyborg & not weakening the twins to further overwrite their minds.)

17 & 18 are around the same age as Krillin. Gero had been planning his revenge for years and gathering data since the Saiyan Saga. 17 & 18 had to have been in captivity for at the very least, 5 years. Meaning their age at the very least is about 23 or 24 during the Cell Saga. At the most, they were about 28 or 29. So just slightly younger than Krillin. (Or even possibly, they weren't teens when they were captured or were at least 19 yrs old. If thats the case, they could even be 1 or 2 years older than Krillin.)

17 & 18 are almost completely immune to mind control. Dr. Gero took extra precautions so that his weapons to prevent his "weapons" from falling into the hands of his enemies. The only problem is that he did too good of a job at it. 17 & 18 wouldn't obey him either. Well...not until he suppressed their power in the future timeline to control their minds. But, since he didn't turn himself into a cyborg in the future, his "kill all humans" command got him killed by his own weapons. (GT is a different continuity from the main one. But 17 & 18 being controlled by Gero was him trying to finish his programming.)

Yajirobe felt bad about yelling at Krillin to throw the Genki Dama because he l accidentally warning Vegeta which allowed Vegeta dodge the attack. Which is why he rushed in later and sliced Vegeta's back. He tried fixing his mistake. But after getting a beating from Vegeta, he retired from fighting.

DB characters are aware of their funny name puns. Or at least some of them are. Bulma's family being an example since she hated her name when she was young because how its an underwear pun. And Krillin named his daughter with a similar chestnut name pun. Chi-Chi naming Goten with a similar name meaning to Goku. Videl and her anagram. Others are just considered coincidences or something like that.

A NSFW one... Piccolo & other Namekians have a penis. But, it's sole function is to expell waste by urinating since they only need water to survive. There's a reason why they wear pants & why DBH had a cloud covering the crotch of a gigantic Lord Slug. And since they can eat, they must poop too. (Sneak peak into stuff I plan to put in my DB Data-Book I want to make.)

Another NSFW one I have concerns the Saiyans. They are built for combat while humans are built for pleasure. Which is why the males prefer combat over sex & can easily go without sex for years (example being how Goku & Vegeta leave to train with Whis often & Vegeta was even gone for an entire year, only coming back to fight Freeza. Or how those two trained in the Room of Spirit & Time for THREE YEARS.) Arrousal for Saiyans come from battle. This is why they get goosebumps & get excited because that is fisson (skin orgasm). So, defeating an opponent gives them some sort of sexual gratification. And when they are defeated, its kinda like some sort of combat blue balls. (You'll see this referenced in an upcoming project.) And because Saiyans are built for combat & prefer combat over sex, it makes sense why the Saiyan population was so low. They just reproduce to have stronger warriors. Female Saiyans love combat, but their maternal instincts also make them desire to have their own children. So, the females are the main reason why the Saiyan population was nowhere near as high as human population. They were around 10 thousand while we are in the billions.

Saiyans are similar to chimps and bonobos in the way they engage in sexual activity. Once the female is in heat, it attracts males. But like these apes, Saiyans will also engage in same sex activities. When in heat, they just need to get off for that time period (for Saiyans, they may go into heat every 4 yrs or so like how the apes they are based off of do). And they engage in sexual activity with male or female or by replacing sex with combat (cause as I mentioned earlier, combat gives them some sort of sexual release). And if a Saiyan male is off planet when females on Planet Vegeta are in heat AND there are no female Saiyans off world with them, the males are not interested in sexual pleasure. They desire pleasure from combat. But a female Saiyan goes into heat regardless and might try to mate with another aliens if they aren't in combat with them. The hybrid children of certain Saiyan women were probaly looked down upon, executed, or sent to die fighting on another planet because they were weaker physically than full-blood Saiyans. Saiyans sent their own young on suicide missions, so why not sent weaker half-breeds? Probably why Vegeta & Nappa knew about hybrids, but were unfamiliar with Earthling hybrids having more potential to be strong (that's thanks to Earthling DNA). The only hybrids they knew of were weak. Also, since Freeza destroyed most Saiyans, without Saiyan females who go into heat, the Saiyan males have little to no sexual desires since combat is their main priority. There is no "mating season" for them anymore.

Another NSFW one. Saiyans are like & based off of certain apes. And apes don't have large penis sizes. I think it makes sense that Saiyans are similar. Why not? (maybe Saiyans even have a baculum?) Saiyans are built for combat, not sex. And they prefer & desire combat over sex. I never understood why fans say Saiyans are packing & humans aren't. Aren't you fellas human? Why would you want to be a battle-addicted small penis Saiyan? Humans are the ones who are literally built for pleasure. If you want to be a "strong" like Saiyan, it comes with a price. If you want to be build for pleasure like a human, then it comes with the price of a low physical limit. However, that limit can be pushed far beyond its limits if you learn ki control. (Due to their intense training, the 3 strongest Earthlings can one-shot all full-blood Universe 7 Saiyans who ever existed besides Goku & Vegeta & Broly. They are the exception, not the norm.)

That's all for now! I kinda went overboard and named a ton of them. 😅

Thanks for the ask!

[ajourneyinmentalhealth]

My Childhood: Part III

So basically most my childhood consisted of not only being abused mentally and physically by my mother, but also by my other family members as well. My mother would scream until her face was beet red, chase us through the house with some kind of make shift weapon, me screaming and crying. Begging her to stop. She would leave welts and red marks all over my backside and legs. Her preferred weapon was something we call a 'switch'. This is a thin and flexible branch from a bush or tree. Basically used like a whip that leaves large, long, bright red welts behind. And if she did it hard enough it would draw blood sometimes. She would call us names, tell us how miserable we made her, how much she sacrifices for us, how it hurts her more than it hurts us when she punishes us. This is all abusive bull shit being shoved down my throat as was done to her. My father gave me a small spanking when I was maybe 5 years old and then never did it again. Because he realized that it wasn't necessary for me to learn the lesson he wanted me to learn. I was also 'punished' by my grandparents on more than one occasion. My grandpa liked to use a belt and my grandmother liked to smack with an open palm. Usually smacking our mouth or our head. Always screaming and so so angry. Also the amount of emotional manipulation and abuse I suffered from them was massive. Guilt trips, gaslighting, twisting my words at every turn. Even when I hadn't done anything wrong I was still in trouble. I was made to admit to things that I had not done because I was interrogated for so long that they coerced a confession from me. That's what they do to criminals in a police station. Not parents talking to a child in the living room. Also my older cousin was a terrible influence on me. She introduced me to all kinds of adult material that neither of us should have even known existed at that age. Also she basically got to do whatever she wanted and would bring me along with her sometimes. Trespassing, breaking and entering, property damage. All those fun delinquent things you would expect from children who come from a shitty home. I always tried my best to be a good kid but I reached a point where I was like, 'well I'm getting punished for nothing anyway so might as well have some fun and make it worth it.' Every single turn or change that my mother tried to make in me just made it worse honestly. It didn't feel like it came from a place of concern for my safety. It felt like it came from a concern for herself and her own feelings. It was never about how she made me feel. That didn't matter because I was a child. Her feelings were always more important. What she wanted was more important. That's why we had so many random people in and out of the house all the time. And why she was a semi functional drug addict. I don't know how she managed honestly. With her mental health and everything she has suffered. It's important to hold people accountable. But you can also forgive them at the same time. Both these things aren't exclusive of each other.

[maruflix]

MEET YOUR MATCH

SYNOPSIS: Spending all your waking hours surrounded by rowdy boys in the biggest dojo in town, it’s no surprise that you grow up to be a skilled fighter with a fiery personality to match. You are the tempest incarnate, a force to be reckoned with — and Takiishi Chika can’t help but get swallowed up in your storm. / REQ.

CONTENT: badass reader, chika can’t express himself, endo gets beat up (again), enemies to lovers, soft chika ftw, pining, jealous chika, things escalate quickly, slightly suggestive but you know i can’t write smut so i don’t, reader is both physically and mentally badass

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“A challenger? What the fuck does that even mean?”

Nights at the dojo are spent by sitting on the floors, doing cooldowns and chatting about whatever interesting gossip circulates around the town. Tonight is no exception— you’re sitting cross legged on the mat that carpets your family dojo with your friends stretching not far away from you.

Sakura Haruka is the first one to answer, his eyes shining in excitement, “So one of our seniors heard that we train at your dojo, and somehow the news got to two real scary seniors! Their names are Takiishi Chika and Endo Yamato.”

“They’re bad news, really. Always out looking for a fight with anyone to scratch a weird fighting itch, I guess? They’re real delinquents.” Those words are harsh, especially when they came from the gentlest, kindest guy you knew, Umemiya Hajiime.

“Anyway, we just heard it from a friend of a friend. It might be a hoax for all we know.” Suo Hayato pipes up from behind you, massaging your tense shoulders with the ease of a seasoned masseur.

Your arched eyebrows have now relaxed thanks to Suo’s expert hands, but a slight annoyance is still visible on your features. “Well damn, I didn’t realize we’re living in the world of Tekken Chinmi. What, are they gonna destroy my place and steal the secret dojo technique if they win?”

“Huh? You have a secret technique?”

“I’m pretty sure she’s joking, Sakura…” At Nirei’s reply, Sakura’s face turned beet red. You laugh boisterously as the poor boy fumbles with his blue belt.

“Anyway, I’m pretty sure the old man won’t let me kick their asses if they really do come.” You are unable to mask your disappointment and your friends’ expressions start to turn into worried ones.

“(Y/N)...” Umemiya warns, “Whatever you’re thinking in that head of yours, stop. They’re actually really strong.”

“As strong as you?” Smirking, you take a jab at him, to which he barely dodged. Even though he may not look like it, you’ve experienced first hand how strong Umemiya is in a fight. Belt rankings sometimes don’t mean a thing when it comes to real fighting, and Umemiya is a surprisingly seasoned fighter. (The current record is 11-10, but you’re aiming to get it to a 11-11 at least by the end of this month.)

“One of them is too emotional and reckless, but the other one?” Umemiya trails off, as if thinking about something from long ago, “He’s crazy strong.”

You raise an eyebrow, now thoroughly interested. Umemiya Hajime with his pretty face and eerie calmness is a real pain in the ass to fight during kumite, being one of the only guys in the dojo to actually beat you, who have been training since you were a toddler. So for that kind of guy to say that someone is ‘crazy strong’? It certainly rouses your curiosity.

“Anyway, why are you guys not heading home already?”

Like a cue, the doors are slammed open, the chilly night wind invading the warm dojo air. You shiver involuntarily as the cool breeze tickles the part of your neck that is not covered by your gi. Everyone turns their head to look at the visitor, and they certainly have mixed reactions.

Sakura and Nirei let out a full gasp. Suo stays silent, even though his eyes are bulging out from his skull. Umemiya growls, a displeased scowl on his face. You, on the other hand, are puzzled upon seeing a boy with messy black hair standing at the door. A loose black yukata envelops his muscular body that is covered with tattoos, and his blue eyes are locked on you.

“Hey, can I help you?” You wanted to cuss him out for not immediately closing the door, but your father has always told you to be kind to potential customers. So you roll your eyes, bite back your ‘fuck you’s, and ask him in the most sarcastic tone possible: “And can you close the door, please? It’s literally November.”

The boy’s lips twist up to form a cheshire grin as he studies you, ignoring the four glares that are directed at him. “You’re the owner of this dojo, yeah?”

You roll your eyes again. “Too bad for me, my old man’s still alive and kickin’. And too bad for you, he’s out right now. What business do you have with him?”

He chuckles, a low tone that definitely spells trouble. “Nah, it’s you I have business with. That belt of yours, is it real or is it just for decoration?”

Your eyes glance down at the two-striped black belt that hugs your waist snugly. You have worked your ass off to get to where you are, all the blood, sweat, and tears that carried you from a white belt to an officially recognized nidan— not just a black belt, but a black belt of the second degree. It’s fairly new, too, the excitement that you got from receiving it a week ago is still not completely gone.

“What’s it to you?”

Your friends tense up next to you. They’ve seen you try not to stir up a fight, but with the way the situation is progressing…

“(Y/N), this is one of the seniors we were talking about.” Nirei whispers in a pleading tone, hoping to calm you down. It only riles you up.

“Oh, nothing. I seem to have exhausted all the fighters in town and I remembered that there’s still one place I haven’t gone to. Maybe my opponent won’t disappoint me this time?” The challenge is clear in his voice. With every step he takes, your eyes only narrow even further. You are now standing face to face with him, looking at him squarely in the eye, like two tigers sizing up each other.

“If you’re looking for a fight, I suggest you do it elsewhere. This is no place for your egotistical, frivolous hobby.” Despite the itch in your arms to deliver a blow straight to his smirking face, you still try to honor your father’s wishes not to start petty fights, especially not in the dojo.

“Oooh, you scared? Wanna call daddy? But I bet I’d beat him up too.”

There is a deafening silence. Even with all the playful banter, a normal human being should know that there are some lines that you cannot cross. But the damn idiot took a big stride across the fucking line. Your friends are watching mutely with mouths hanging open as your last strand of patience finally snaps.

Oooh. He is so gonna get it. 

“Is that so? Very well, you started it. Don’t go crying to mommy when you lose.”

He’s visibly pleased to see that he’s successfully angered you. “Endo Yamato, by the way.”

“Boy, you won’t even remember your name by the time I’m done with you.”

And with that, you grab fistfuls of his black yukata and knee him straight in the gut.

Takiishi Chika isn’t sure what to think when Endo Yamato limps to him that afternoon, lip cut and cheeks bruised. He knows that for all the bullshit Endo spews out he would certainly get into real trouble someday, but he has always thought that Endo is not that bad of a fighter. A bad judge of character, yes, but not a bad fighter.

So why is he clutching his right arm and wincing in pain like he’s just got back from war?

“... what happened to you?”

Endo stops in front of him and winces again as he looks down at his arm. It is now sporting a bluish-purple bruise. He can’t even stand straight because his stomach is still pulsing uncomfortably. “That damned girl…”

“Girl?”

“From the damned dojo… the one I told you about yesterday…”

Takiishi hums in acknowledgement, recalling the same dojo Endo has been blabbing excitedly about. ‘Apparently,’ he had said, ‘it’s where the Furin guys go. And get this, get this, they practice with the owner’s daughter! Ha!’ he had snorted, ‘Bet I can beat her up in less than ten seconds, what a joke.’

Warily, Takiishi sweeps his gaze over Endo. The minor cuts on his face are probably from a sharp nail. The bleeding lip, a punch? The bruises are most probably from powerful punches. The way he is limping like that, he definitely got his footing sweeped. He blinks when Endo hunches over more; yup, definitely kneed in the gut. What a joke.

“Stronger than Umemiya?”

“More or less the same… I think.”

Takiishi has guessed as much, with the way Endo is struggling to speak. He doesn’t really care about avenging Endo, the weakling blabbermouth, but this girl he is speaking of is certainly interesting.

He can feel his heart thrum in excitement. A girl as strong as Umemiya Hajime? Now that’s someone he should definitely meet.

“Aw, I missed all the fun stuff!” Hiragi Toma groans, holding his head in his hands. Your four friends have made it their life mission to tell the world about the showdown at the dojo yesterday, and now everyone at Furin High knows your name, your dojo, and how you kicked Endo Yamato’s irritating ass.

Kaji Ren offers you a lollipop, and you take it gratefully, unwrapping it before plopping it into your mouth. Your sides still hurt slightly from the harsh kick you received from the asshole, but you’re otherwise fine. You have expected Endo to be crazy strong, but once you one-upped him a bit, he instantly loses all rationality and ends up crumpled up beneath you. Pathetic ass.

“You okay? Does it still hurt? Ugh, how can I face your father now?!” Umemiya groans. You can tell from his face that he’s proud and satisfied of your victory, but also worried sick. It doesn’t help that your dad has made him the person in charge of looking after you. Something about you being a troublemaker who needs a reliable person to take care of you, and blah blah blah. Mostly, Umemiya is your childhood friend and he can be overprotective when he’s not handing you your ass at the dojo.

“Calm down, it’s just a small bruise.” Truth be told, it hurts a lot more than you let on. (As if you’d let your friends know that.)

“You need to take care of yourself more.” Great, now Kaji of all people is lecturing you too. You pout at him, about to make a snide comeback, before you bump into Sakura’s back. Noticing that Sakura and your friends have now stopped walking to look straight ahead, you peek from behind Sakura’s shoulders to see yet another stranger. 

In just one glance, you can tell that this person is a lot stronger than the weirdo who stormed your dojo. Standing just a few centimeters shorter than Umemiya, the golden-eyed boy is openly staring at you. His orange-red hair contrasts the dark attire he wears. Before anyone can say anything, he is already marching to your direction, a murderous aura heavy on the air. Sakura is the first to react, protectively shielding you from the other’s advances.

Your blood runs cold when he gets smacked away. Hard. Sakura stumbles, instantly supported by Suo and Nirei before he falls down. You snap your eyes to the stranger, anger flaring like a wildfire. “You’re the other one, aren’t you?” Halting his movements, he merely grins like a maniac at your question.

This time Umemiya is the one who steps in front of you, eyebrows knitted and lips pursed in a thin line. “Takiishi. What do you think you’re doing?” Kaji and Hiragi quickly move to shield you as well, shoulders squared.

The four guys are now having a staring showdown with neither of them backing down. But what they don’t realize is how furious you are. Sliding from behind Umemiya, you face this ‘Takiishi’. “You wanna get your ass handed to you like your little friend yesterday?” Despite Suo’s pleas to calm down, you press on. “Wait, are you here to avenge him?”

Your mocking laugh doesn’t affect him in the slightest. “He’s weak.” He simply states, and you did a double take at how nonchalant he sounds. “It’s too noisy. I’ll find you when you’re alone.” Without waiting for an answer, Takiishi leaves.

Scrunching up your nose, you merely smirk. “When I’m alone, huh? I’ll be waiting for you.”

By now, all your friends are giving you pleading looks for you to stop, but you’re too annoyed to care. You’ll deal with his cocky ass when the time comes, but right now you’re focused on making sure Sakura’s okay.

Takiishi keeps his promises when he saunters to you on a swelteringly hot afternoon. He still wears the same black jacket from before. Even with the jacket on, you can tell he has a muscular build. The calculated steps he takes are intimidating, too. He wastes no time for words, quickly throwing you a powerful punch.

You’re able to dodge it, but you’re not so lucky with his next strike. A jab to your sides in the same spot that Endo bruised. Grimacing in pain, you take a few steps back, mentally cursing at your carelessness.

This asshole doesn’t pull his punches.

Within a few moments into the fight, you can already tell that he’s much stronger than you. His long hair and long clothes don’t seem to hinder his movements because he keeps launching strike after strike, each one more agile than before. After taking a few too many punches, you’re now racking your brains trying to come up with tactics to destroy this guy. Unlike your stoic father, you’re comfortable with trying every dirty trick in the book if it means guaranteeing your victory. Real life is different from competitions, after all.

“What a waste.” You spit out after taking a few steps back to catch your breath. “Got a pretty face, but your personality is shit.” He’s visibly surprised and you seize the moment to land a powerhouse kick, effectively sending him stumbling. Grinning at your small victory, you continue. “Stop this nonsense and maybe I’ll let you take me out on a date, how about that?” Once again, he stiffens up, and you land another kick.

He seems to have finally learned his lesson, now glaring at you and fixing his stance. You giggle at his little frustration. “Aww, don’t pout like that, sweetheart. Just say you think I’m pretty and move on.”

“You’re pretty.” He nonchalantly says, and it’s your turn to be surprised. He instantly tackles you down, locking you with a death grip.

Words can’t describe how angry you are at being beaten with your own tactic. You manage to struggle free from his death grip, but he is still sitting on top of you. Realizing that his face is a little bit too close, you decide to take a gamble…

… and crash your lips into his.

Oh, he’s definitely surprised now, his posture laxing. You flip him on his back, your positions now reversed. Even when you pull away, he still stares up at you, arms at his sides. You try to gather his arms and pin it so you can pummel his face, but he won’t budge. For a second you debated on kissing him again, seeing how effective it renders him immobile, but he moves quicker.

He loops an arm behind your neck, bringing your face down before capturing your lips in a bruising kiss. His long hair splays under his head like a halo, his eyes surprisingly closed. You yelp and he takes the opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth, both of you now fighting for dominance under the hot sun.

There’s an indecipherable tension when the two of you pull away. “You’re mine now.” Takiishi unexpectedly says first, his eyes never leaving yours.

You tilt your head in defiance, a smirk on your lips. “Am I?”

Takiishi quickly learns that although there’s an undeniable spark between the two of you, you’re not someone he can tame easily. After kissing him hotly on the mouth, you had kicked him again in the exact same spot as before, grinning and telling him that it was payback. He wakes up the next morning with a purple bruise.

He still doesn’t understand why on earth he ends up chasing you around in the hopes of kissing you again instead of fighting you, but all he knows is that he beat up Endo for talking shit about you and he feels ready to burn the world down when he sees Umemiya sling an arm around you. Or when Suo makes you laugh with his jokes. Or when you take a lollipop from Kaji.

For some reason, your friends don’t really care about him showing up anymore. Perhaps you told them that he’s harmless around you now, he doesn’t really care. All he wants is to feel that dizzying feeling again. He watches you go about your day, stirring up trouble and beating up bad guys on the street, laughing and running with your friends. And at nights, after a fun day of hanging out, you stride to him with a ravenous look in your eyes, pulling him by his collar to give him his reward. 

Endo tells him that you’re just using him, but he doesn’t mind.

“You,” Takiishi growls in between kisses, “are mine.” His jacket is thrown away somewhere, leaving him with his turtleneck. Your hand shoots forward to caress his face, and despite the alarm bells ringing in his head, he finds himself leaning into your touch. The moonlight shines down, illuminating your face with an ethereal glow. He watches you breathlessly, admiring his work on your neck. Seeing his bite marks there only fuels his possessiveness as he captures both your wrists and pins them on top of your head.  Even without saying anything, you’re able to rile him up this much… and you look so unaffected. It’s hardly fair. 

He leans down again, hearing you giggle. “Am I?” 

He feels a prick of irritation at your brattiness. He uses his free hand to wrap it around your throat, and you resisted the urge to laugh. He barely squeezes. “Oh, you’re choking me-” Faking a pained moan, your eyes light up in amusement when he immediately loosens his already-loose grip, his eyes widening in shock. Oh, what a cutie.

“Then stop annoying me.”

“Huh? You’re so mean to me, how do you expect me to like you back, huh?” Once again, you used your best sad face. You don’t think you’re a very good actress, but you know what they say: love is blind— and Takiishi Chika is blindly in love.

There’s a conflicted look in Takiishi’s eyes and you giggle again, craning your neck upwards. His hand is still around your throat when you peck his cheek. “Just kidding.”

Oh, you are going to be death of him.

Takiishi knows that you like him too. You had to be, with the way you tease and act around him, the way you instantly go to him the second you finish practice, sometimes still in your gi as he rips it off from you to mark your body again. Takiishi is certain that you like him too, so why..? Why do you insist on making him jealous? 

He watches from a distance, body coiled up like a spring, ready to pounce at Umemiya freaking Hajime who has his arms around your waist, guiding you down to sit. Suo is telling another one of his shitty jokes again, making you laugh like an angel, while Sakura is glued to your side like a baby, blushing everytime your hand grazes his’. He watches each interaction, fuming, with a silent Endo by his side.

He knows he’s being irrational. He’s not even your boyfriend, and you were supposed to be enemies. He thinks. He doesn’t really understand anything anymore. What he knows is how much he wants to beat up your friends, and how much he holds it back because he knows you will hate him for it. He doesn’t want you to hate him. Anything but that.

Umemiya whispers something in your ear, before lifting up his gaze to meet his own mockingly. You follow Umemiya’s gaze and tilt your head at him teasingly, as if the hickey on your neck wasn’t given by him the night before. He feels his breath getting hotter as Endo shifts in his seat uncomfortably.

But he knows how much you hate it when he storms in front of your friends, so he stills himself. He’ll get his reward later. He can wait. He takes out his phone to type a warning to you. Not that you usually care.

You’re mine.

He watches a smirk curl on your lips as you type a short reply.

Am I?

Meanwhile, you shudder in your seat at how intently Takiishi is watching you, his gaze practically boring holes into you. You force yourself to shift your attention to your friends again, who thinks that you managed to beat him up and now he won’t dare to disturb you.

They have no idea that Takiishi has been taking special care of you almost every night now. You’re not ready to sort and come to terms with your feelings right now, not when Takiishi himself hasn’t even manned up and asked you out.

So you lean back into Umemiya’s embrace, laughing with Sakura, Suo and Nirei, talking about underrated songs with Kaji and Hiragi, snapping photos with Kiryu. You decide to make the best of the moment, because you know that you won’t be able to walk by the time Takiishi is done with you tonight.

[venomousjorogumo]

Harumi was surprised that Beavis didn't feel confused or intoxicated, given how many hits he'd taken off the sativa cartridge. "Thank goodness. It won't do either of us any good if you're too stoned, since recreational marijuana use isn't legal in these parts." While Highland, Texas wasn't the American Dream, she found herself at home due to all the delinquents and petty crime in the area. She'd done her research before coming to the United States, thinking Texas was the perfect place to cause a ruckus. She only hoped that they wouldn't get pulled aside by the truant officer, or the cops. Her host family might demand she go home to Japan if they found out she'd skipped classes, and taken pot.

"You don't want to go to Habanero's Cafe? I suppose Maxi-Mart is cheaper." They didn't need to cross the street yet as the convenience store wasn't in the same plaza as the Mexican restaurant. "Well, nothing's better than preparing your own nachos. You'll know exactly what ingredients to add, and you won't be stingy." Sometimes, at fine dining places the cooks weren't generous with ingredients. The more the Jorōgumo thought about it, it made sense. Her stomach grumbled and a beet red blush spread across her face, all the way to her ears. "I'm pretty hungry." As they neared the Maxi-Mart, she rummaged through her pockets and searched for her wallet.

beavis wants to ask if he should cut down on the ‘moderation’—which he’s momentarily confusing with another word that means something entirely different—but he’s afraid she might agree, in which case he doesn’t want to hear that. happily consumed in his own thoughts, though, he almost doesn’t even hear her question until the word ‘dizzy’ grabs his attention. of course, he’s not sure what her inquiry was, so he takes a shot in the dark. “um… no?” hopefully that’s an answer that will satisfy her.

a restaurant? beavis wants to ask if he even remotely resembles a millionaire as his grasp on financial status is a bit skewed and he thinks you almost have to be rich in order to eat anywhere they serve you food. “no way! ya gotta get them from maxi-mart, heh.” nothing beats convenience store food, he thinks. or maybe it’s just the prices that can’t be beat. although sometimes he feels a little young, wild, and free and hits up the local taco bell instead, but only if he has a coupon. “you get to add your own toppings, so it’s like, really cool.”

[dognonsense]

So for the rejoice meme. The original, as far as i know, was top text “woe” and bottom text “plague be upon ye” and variations therupon. Then eventually... pretty recently, woe was replaced with rejoice, and then something good (debatably) as bottom text. And now ajj fans see rejoice as the top text and immediately think of the song. That’s my theory anyway.

thank you very much i didnt see the original meme!!!

[dykeyfuckingway]

You’ve heard of funko pop, now get ready for funko bra

you don’t know how many times my phone has autocorrected to funko pop and i ended up looking like a FOOL

[teal-gerard]

Quarantine asks (but i can’t remember the numbers): How are you at climbing trees? And if you could only drink one juice for the rest of your life what would it be?

How are you at climbing trees?

I used to climb trees all the time when I was you ger! it's been so long since I've done it but I'm sure I could if I found the right tree haha

if you could only drink one juice for the rest of your life what would it be?

hmm..I'm not a huge juice drinker but I do like grape juice a lot!

[daysfade]

❤️💛💚💙, 🍆, 🔫

🍆 - tell me a story about an awkward encounter you’ve had

Party Poison: has no embarrassing stories There's a scar on their arm that they claim is from a knife fight, but is actually from getting absolutely fucking decked by Tommy Chow Mein.

Fun Ghoul: The second time Ghoul met Party Poison, he saw their graffiti work signed 'pp'. He commented 'what, they tryin' to show off their penis or some shit?' To which Party, who was still by the painting, responded 'bold of you to assume I have one, bitch'. Ghoul still thinks about it.

Jet Star: Jet met Mad Gear once and smacked him in the face because he was standing right where Jet couldn't see him.

The Kobra Kid: He accidentally introduced himself as 'fucking pissesd' to a 'joy he'd just met when he was mad. Kobra only ran into them one time after that, and they called him that in front of the whole rest of the fab four.

🔫 - what’s the story behind you getting your blaster?

Party Poison and The Kobra Kid: Party and Kobra got their blasters from the same place. It was a drac fight, they each took down multiple dracs and took the blasters from them. Both have numerous backups from this clap, all painted similarly.

Fun Ghoul: Fun Ghoul stole his from a marketplace back in The Lobby. He etched on 'Fun Ghoul' with a sharp shard of plastic and it was his. The face symbol was added on years later by Party Poison for Ghoul's second anniversary of being in the zones.

Jet Star: Jet Star's blaster means a lot to him. It was given to him by his mom, who raised him in the desert. She let him paint it and helped to do intricate designs on it, and he thinks about her whenever he takes it out during claps. He considers it her way of watching over him after he left.

[enby-jetstar]

Hm what are some shenanigans jet, poison, and pony get up to?

oh my god, beet, just....so many shenanigans.......

- party and pony both love pranking people and jet can be persuaded to join in with some simple logic ("let's switch around all the cds and stuff in dr. d's shack so he doesn't know what he's actually playing!" "why should we do that?" "why wouldn't we do that?" "okay, you got me there!")

- party and pony constantly try to get jet to bench press them

- loud impromptu concerts outside of tommy chow mein's shop. jet plays his banjo, party drums on whatever buckets and boxes they can find, pony sings. jet's the only one who sounds any good and tommy usually sends someone out to chase them all off as soon as he notices them setting up outside

- three-legged races

- sometimes they just cover themselves in glitter and lay around the diner, shedding on everything.

- highly choreographed and complex dance routines to Toxic, performed only in the worst possible locations at the worst possible times (i.e. the middle of a clap)

[dreamofyouandi]

Kno what? Idek y i went on anon 4 that. Just rand about ur ship, man, how did they meet, what do the others think of it, is STCY completely your personal canon or is there something else going on in ur head that diverges from STCY

(First of all, beet, I LOVE you for this anon, thank you for enabling me to rant about my ship)

Poison and Ghoul met a while ago. He, Kobra and Jet were basically driving around in their trashy new car which you might know as the trans am, and since now they had access to most of the zones, they decided to go on a joyride. And there was this kid on the side of the road who LITERALLY looked like a sick rat and Kobra was like "what the FUCK is that" but Poison was like "wait hes kinda cute im gonna take a closer look"

Kobra had known about Poison's crush on Ghoul since the very beginning, obviously, since the venom bros tell each other everything. It didn't take anyone long to figure it out either, in part because Kobra has loose lips and in part because- well, it's not that hard to figure out. Especially considering how Poison acted around Ghoul before they were together. Ghoul may have been the only person to not know about The Crush in any of their circles at one point. Now that they're together they're VERY affectionate and the others kinda think it's gross but at the same time it's a step up from the pining shit that was going on before lol

STCY isn't entirely what I see as canon, theres some self indulgent stuff and some shippy stuff that I threw in there for the heck of it, but most of it is what I see as canon.

Idk what made me like funpoison really, all I know is that as soon as I got into the killjoys fandom it struck me immediately. They're just two gay bros in the desert, running around and fucking shit up. I feel like half of their relationship is those bro posts that were everywhere on tumblr for a while